Keeping up with the Joneses We share our "creed": who we are, where we are coming from, why we share and the purpose of our podcast. We also share a sexy tale after a special visit from friends we met at Naughty in N'awlins! Discussion topic Finally! After months of remodeling our "sex-pad" and preparation we host our first house party.....and an orgy breaks out! As much fun as it was we had a lot to process about what we enjoyed and what our comfort zones are regarding group sex. Snapshots Mrs Jones shares a "tattoo'd vision" from our house party and Mr Jones shares a hot (and wet) story about a sexual encounter with Mrs Jones on our sex swing!
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This podcast contains explicit language and content and is for mature audiences only. Hey you teenagers out there, if you're under 18, this show is more for your parents. So now that you have that mental picture stuck in your head, put some music on and get back to doing your homework. We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle. Care to join us?
hello everyone i'm mr jones and i'm mrs jones and we want to welcome you to episode 26 of the we got a thing podcast so it's friday night in august already oh my gosh the summer's almost over yeah and in one week we'll be in paradise and one day. Yeah. Yeah, we leave on Friday, next Friday, for our trip to Desire. But actually, we only make it up to the airport. And we're going to spend the night at a hotel near the airport and fly out early the next morning. But that's next month's podcast. Oh, yes. Yes. So you have to stay tuned for that one.
Hopefully we'll have lots of good stuff to tell you. And what are you drinking? So tonight I'm drinking a pomegranate lemon drop martini. It's very good. It's the same color as your nipples.
Well, it's Friday night and I wanted to make sure I was going to get some tonight so i i wore a dress to get your attention you have my full attention and our and our podcast room is right next to our playroom so yeah we might have to take a break my my plan was to not let you out of this vicinity i like that plan it was just go around the corner yeah it almost didn't happen too because i was I was running today. And we live in a pretty hilly neighborhood. And I was running. And I came up to the crest of this hill. And sure enough, at the top of the hill on the edge of the street was a skunk.
A live skunk. A live skunk. Yeah, this was not a dead skunk in the middle of the road. If you remember that song from, when was that, like the 70s? So, yeah, this was a live skunk, and he did not want me to pass him, so we had a little standoff. Yeah, so you made it back all right. Yeah, I made it back all right. Otherwise, I would be, like, in a bathtub of tomato juice right now, and there would be no sex for a while. Yeah.
Well, better today than last weekend, and this i know this episode is titled our first house orgy oops i mean party because we hosted our first house party last weekend yes we did we originally thought we were going to talk about a different topic but our house party was so damn awesome that it was that we thought we should very memorable we'll talk about whatever else we were going to talk about later yes yeah but before we get started tonight there's a few things that we need to go over before we get to keeping up with the joneses yes at the after our snapshots tonight we have a very special announcement a very special announcement.
So no fast-forwarding to the end. Right. This has been a long time coming. We're just a little bit excited. Yeah, we're really excited about this. So no more about that. But after our snapshots, we have great news for you. Yes. Yeah.
Now, the next thing that we want to do is we've over the past few months um we've gotten some email that's been somewhat critical um occasionally and that's fine we we read them all and respond to them all no matter what and some of the email that we've been getting and the criticisms are based on things that I think maybe we need to do a little bit better of a job of just telling people who we are and what our mission is with this podcast and what our perspective is.
People are listening to our podcast through a lens that is different than the way we see life and the way we see the lifestyle, just based on our life experiences and our family situations. And, you know, as, as people have given us feedback and this, you know, constructive criticism, we've, we've come to realize that we, we are who we are, but we only have our perspective to share and that isn't everybody else's position in life or perspective. So, right.
So we're going to take a minute tonight to read this creed to you and then we'll have it posted on our new website for you to refer to and for people that are new to us to just kind of figure out who we are and where we're coming from right okay so here goes okay we believe in emotional monogamy and sexual non-monogamy. Everything we share is based on the perspective of our personal preferences and experiences. We have a natural bias based on our intrinsic value system, which may be noticed and misunderstood by those who don't share that bias.
So that's just our fancy way of saying that, you know, we, we've grown up a certain way. Mr. Jones and I have, you know, the same family values, which is probably what attracted us to each other, you know, back in our early twenties and, and our life experiences have been experienced together. So, so together, Mr. Jones and I have one perspective of the life that we've lived. Um, other people have other, uh, family dynamics that are challenging, um, other sexual preferences, preferences that are different than ours. And, and there's nothing wrong with that.
But the bottom line is that when we share our stories, we share them from our perspective because we can't, we can't speak to anything else. Okay. Well said next next paragraph we are social swingers who feel a need to connect with prospective play partners before engaging with them however we are not interested in developing exclusive relationships with others we want to maintain a circle of fun trusted lifestyle friends while continuing to meet and interact with new people. So this statement is kind of showing that I guess we kind of sit in the middle.
We're not hookup swingers, you know, and we saw lots of those in naughty New Orleans and actually they're really fun to watch. That's some good entertainment on the elevator and bars outside or inside the ballrooms at night. I don't know. I mean, and good for them. That's the way they roll, and they were having a lot of fun. That's not us. We are definitely social swingers. We need to have a connection with people before we engage with them.
And, you know, but at the same time, we don't want to box ourselves in where we become exclusive with another couple, where we only play with them and, you know, to the exclusion of, of other people. We still like meeting new people, even though we have this like really cool circle of friends that we have established over the past couple of years, we, we still love meeting new people and honestly playing with new people. Yes. Keeps it fresh. Yeah. Okay. Next. We don't judge others who have a different approach to swinging.
However, we are not willing to alter our journey to gain an understanding of those differing approaches. Oh, I think I just talked about that one. I was thinking about all the wild and crazy hookup swingers in New Orleans. You know, they are obviously having a good time. You know, I'm not really brave enough, willing enough. It's probably brave enough to kind of change my style in order to kind of. Well, no, that's not what we're saying.
We're saying that that's not's not us right so we're not going to change the way we approach the lifestyle just so we can better relate to other people right i mean it looks like they're having a lot of fun right but i don't know that i really feel a need to step out of my comfort zone to experience that right okay next we are not professional counselors while we we believe in sex positivity, we are not an authoritative voice for the sex positive community. We cannot possibly be a voice for everyone when our only source of knowledge is our own personal experience and perspective.
So neither Mr. Jones nor I majored in any form of sociology, psychology, any kind of counseling nothing we had extremely different backgrounds as far as our education and professional experience goes so no we are we do not know what we're talking about yeah so it may sound like we do at point but really we're just sharing our experiences right and just conversations we've had with other people too.
I mean, we, we, you know, have a lot of takeaways from other people that we hang out with because we hang out with a lot of smart, sexy, experienced people that, you know, share their stories with us too. But again, that is our only source of knowledge. Right. And lastly, we intend for our message to resonate with those having similar life experiences and values who are either in or potentially entering the lifestyle. Not a how-to resource, but more of a what-if resource that generates authentic conversation between couples to help them find their place in the lifestyle.
Living sexy is the lifestyle. So these are the emails that we get the most of. We get the best stories about people listening to our podcast. I mean, just wasn't it like yesterday you got, there was like a tweet put out there of some really, really sexy lady laying in this like beautiful bathtub with all these bubbles listening to our podcast. Yeah. Yeah. I know. That's cool. That is very cool. We have a good life. We do. And we have some really awesome listeners. But the bottom line is that, you know, we were trying to give you guys something to think about and talk about.
We're not trying to steer you in any kind of direction. We're just throwing these what-if scenarios out there. You listen to our stories and you're like, hey, that's really cool, let's go have sex. Or, that's really cool, would you be interested in thinking about approaching that kind of activity as a couple? or, you know, it can go from zero to a hundred, you know? Yeah.
So if you hear something that we talk about that kind of tweaks you a little bit or, you know, maybe that you don't really agree with, just take a moment and understand our perspective and where we're coming from and what our mission is and what our intention is. And hopefully that helps people understand. And we're not telling you not to email us. Absolutely not. Because actually we really learn a lot from hearing your different perspectives so that we're aware, you know, Mr.
Jones and I need to be aware of where you guys are coming from so that we can, you know, decide on what we want to talk about to kind of meet your needs i mean we're meeting our own needs because basically we just like to talk about our crazy and wild adventures but you know at this if we can help you guys along your journey as well that's definitely icing on the cake for us definitely so if you don't agree with us or you don't understand us let us know um but we just want to put this creed out there and we're going to put this in writing on our new website but um so that you can can look at it you know that was a lot to just say yeah um so that was a really kind of a business-like way to start our podcast yeah that was kind of boring yeah so i have something to lighten the mood a little bit okay what is it well i got another this whole sexiest voice on itunes thing is getting a little out of control i don't think it is yeah yeah and we got another email today suggesting somebody suggested that i take mrs jones's voice and make ringtones out oftones out of it so that he can program his wife's text so when she sends him a text that he hears Mrs.
Jones's voice. And that's the last straw. Because you call me the nag-a-vator. Well, you know, I want you people out there to understand. So I came up with five things that Mrs. Jones is going to say that is really the reality of our lives and some of the things that I have to listen to day in and day out. So if you want to record these things and turn them into a text tone, this is the real Mrs. Jones, okay, Mrs. Jones? So I have a list of five things here, and I just want you to just go down the list and say that from... I have to say that? Yeah, you have to say that.
Yeah, because I want people to record your voice. This is the sexiest voice on iTunes. Go ahead. What's number one? I can't do this. You can't. Go ahead. You're wearing that? Yeah, that's number one. I get that a lot.
I come walking out of my closet and we're going out and you look at me and you say you're wearing that and that's not the sexiest voice on itunes okay what's number two but you should appreciate that yeah right i should appreciate it because all of our sexy girlfriends think that you dress well you know i'm just trying to reset people's understanding that we are not celebrities and we don't live this like would you rather have me say you're wearing that or would you rather have some 5'11 blonde nothing but legs say you're wearing that? I'm not saying...
What I'm saying is that you're a real wife. You should be thanking me. Just go on to number two. Okay. Why are you going this way? The other way is faster. Yeah. So this is back to the whole navigate. Okay. I have said that 500,000 times in the last 32 years. Because you can't sit in the passenger seat and just go with me. You have to, you have to point out where you think it would have been faster. Guilty as charged. Right. Okay. And by the way, Mrs. Jones hasn't seen this list until now. No, I haven't. Okay. What's number three? My car's making a funny noise. Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I get a lot. My car's making a funny noise. I know. Well, I've had my car for nine years now. My car rocks. Okay. I used to say that a lot. All right. Okay. Sexy's voice. What's the next one? Wipe that food off your chin. See, that's not real sexy. Well. I want somebody to program that into their wife's phone so that when they text, when their wife texts the husband, they hear, wipe that food off your chin. Because that's the real Mrs. Jones.
But you don't like it when I take my napkin in a restaurant and I just kind of like, and I try to do it like nonchalantly, but you make a a big deal out of it i just try to like get it off your chin because it's hanging there yeah but you're not this like sexy salt tree going like oh honey get let me wipe that off your chin and then put your index finger in your mouth and wipe it and reach across the table so you don't do that how about if i can say oh can i lick that off now that would be sexy. I want to lick your chin. No, but that's not you. That's not the real Mrs. Jones.
What's the last one? Okay. What's on your list of things to do today, honey? Yeah, right. Like if I don't have a list, you're going to make me one. I know. All right. That's what wives do. Right. Just a little reality check there for all of you people out there that keep saying that Mrs. Jones has the sexiest voice on iTunes. These are the things that I hear all the time. I know. Day in and day out. And you don't think any of the other dudes out there hear the same stuff from their wives? Well, that's what I'm saying is it's no different than us. I know. It's no different.
We're just normal people. Right. So feel free to go ahead and just record those things and make ringtones off them that's the that's the real mrs jones i know i just wanted to set that straight okay okay so we should probably get on with the podcast oh thank goodness okay keeping up with the joneses website website work is still in progress and uh we hope have that live by next month. I won't bore you with more of that detail. We did have, when we got back from New Orleans. This is the best story. Yeah. When we got back from New Orleans and we were debriefing, which took several days. Yeah.
And a podcast. We were talking about the people. night i was laying in bed and and we were talking about the people who we met that we would have liked to have gotten to know better but just didn't have an opportunity to and there was just not enough hours in the day right and so we talked about. Or we just didn't do a good job of like focusing, you know, because sometimes you would be interested in a couple, but then something would distract you and then you just wouldn't come back to it. So it wasn't that you weren't interested until after the fact. It's just. No. Yeah.
There was too much going on. Yeah. How many people did you say were at Naughty New Orleans? Did 2300 2300 that's craziness yeah my goodness yeah so yeah so we came up with a list of like two or three couples that we were really sad that you know we let opportunities slip by us right and then after that conversation we originally had this was the weekend after not in New, no, two weeks after not in New Orleans. Yeah. So the weekend after not in New Orleans, we had to go out of town for my family. Yeah. We had an event. Yeah.
And I didn't know, I thought I was going to have to stay through the next weekend. Yeah. And it turned out that you didn't have to stay. So you said, don't have to stay out of town why don't you find us a date and that was right after we had the conversation about the couples that we met and and they're of course people from all over the country yeah i'm not gonna lie we had this conversation at dinner one night yeah and then we got we're getting ready for bed i remember i was changing my, getting ready for bed, and Mr. Jones comes in my bathroom just laughing.
I said, you're not going to believe we just got an email from one of the couples we were just talking about that we wanted to meet. I mean, this was like 30 minutes later. Yeah. And they found out that because of their business, they got called into town, into D.C. And they wanted to know if we were available that weekend. I said, we were just talking about this. It just dropped right in our laps. So, of course, we responded right away and said, absolutely. We don't have any plans. And they came into town and they came down here.
And since we had met them in New Orleans and talked to them, we just went ahead and invited them to the house for dinner. And, uh, they came to the dinner and they brought us a bottle of wine. And some other, uh, goodies from their home state, which was really, really cool. Yeah. There are two or three time zones away. Yeah.
So they brought some stuff from where they live and we had dinner together and and she was she was dressed pretty sexy when she came into the front door she was she had a cute little like a black romper on it was adorable yeah and she's like all legs and long blonde hair and oh my goodness very beautiful yes so we had um we cooked out on the grill and we i mean we just we picked up our conversation right from not in new orleans and just a really smart intelligent couple really sexy and they've been married for quite a while too had a great relationship and really interesting careers so i mean we had so much fun talking about that because i don't even think we had talked about that stuff no no we just we only had time to talk about like we were all runners and we had that in common so we talked about that in new orleans but um anyway so we um ended up coming downstairs with the dreaded card game the dreaded please i swear you know i think i had to send an apology email to the people that manufacture this game and said look i don't really mean that it's a dumb game it's a good game but i just think all games are dumb and i didn't hear anything back so they might be mad at me anyway um so that's gameoflifestyle.com the the game is called the game of lifestyle and it's on the website gameoflifestyle.com.
The game is called The Game of Lifestyle and it's on the website gameoflifestyle.com. So we get a lot of questions about this card game. So anyway, we came downstairs, played the card game. It was a huge success. Tried some LaCour 43. Had some LaCour 43. Set the bright tone. Yep. Somehow we got into the playroom. Somehow. And we had a good time. Damn, yeah. Yeah, they were sexy. They were super sexy. Yeah. That was crazy. It was crazy. Yeah, especially when she told me, you know, whenever a guy hears a woman say, I like sucking dick, you know it's going to be a good night.
How do you how do you respond to that like cheers yeah i think all four of us had a really really good time we did yeah and we're hoping that they have to come back into town yes they travel a lot so hopefully that'll work out or you and i might just have to buy a plane ticket. Yeah. We have never been to their city before. Actually, for tonight, we actually enjoyed some of their gifts. They brought some wine and some, they're from the Southwest. So they brought some, two jars of like green chilies and red chilies. And they said that stuff's like ketchup down there.
You know, they just up with everything so they brought us each a jar well mr jones grilled out burgers we hadn't had hamburgers on the grill in forever and i have i've been growing tomatoes so we had two beautiful big red tomatoes so we grilled burgers tonight and then i texted her and i said so what pairs better with burgers green chilies or red chilies and she's like oh go with the green go with the green so oh yeah they were tasty yeah it's very good so anyway it'll be good too and then they sent us a little gift when they got home yes very nice i know so anyway thank you guys yeah it was a lot of fun we hope to see you soon so that's all that's about all we have for keeping up with the Joneses.
It's only been a couple weeks post New Orleans, really. Throwing a family trip. We tried to take it easy because, and we'll talk about this in a minute, but New Orleans is pretty crazy. And we got desire coming up. Got to pace ourselves. We got to pace ourselves. When we come back, we're going to talk about our first house party. That's right. And how it went. It was crazy. Stay tuned. okay well welcome back to segment two tonight we're going to talk about our first house orgy Oh, I mean, house party. How in the hell did that happen? I don't know.
We hosted a house party and the orgy broke out. Oh, geez. Yeah. It's a good thing we didn't try to plan it. I know. You couldn't plan something like that. No. That was awesomeness. Anyway, we're getting a little ahead of ourselves. Yes. So, um, Mr. Jones and I love to entertain and you know, our nest is empty now. We, um, our daughter got married last year and moved out and left all of her dirt behind. So it took us like literally six months in our spare time to take this basement and turn it into something functional. Yeah. Swinger functional. Yeah.
Luckily we had a blizzard thrown in for good measure and I got a lot of painting done that week. Right. Yeah. So initially we had, um, always had in the back of our mind that this basement would be really good to host a swinger party. Right. Um, so we live in a neighborhood where we have a lot of privacy. There's a lot of trees and the lots are really big. So we, we do have a lot of privacy.
yes so we live in a neighborhood where we have a lot of privacy there's a lot of trees and the lots are really big so we we do have a lot of privacy yes so we knew that we that this house had potential so maybe we should describe it if we haven't done so so we have um a podcast room we have a big playroom and the the bedroom that we use as the playroom is it's got double doors on it so when both doors open up it's it's a pretty large room yeah and inside that room we have a king-size bed and i just that's the amazon bed that we broke yes and i just hung our sex swing yes in there and then we have a bunch of large throw pillows are you going to go back to the sex wing and tell everybody how to do it there's a a hook that you have to put in the ceiling, and I just hollowed out a smoke alarm.
It's a big-ass hook. And I just put a smoke detector over it, so it looks inconspicuous. Yeah, so if you ever want to buy a sex wing and you're like, what am I going to do with that big old, what is that called, an eye hook or something? It's just a big old hook. It's a lag bolt with a hook on the end of it. Yeah, so it's just a fake smoke detector. Yep. And then we have a full bar, a full wet bar, and a wine cellar. And then we have an ice machine that took me four months to fix, but I think they've already heard that story. Oh, my goodness, yes.
And then we have a spa room where we have our massage table and a lounge chair and then we have a theater room which we had put an aero bed in there and then there's a couple bathrooms and then we have a pub table along with the bar but we have a pub table and four chairs and a big sectional sofa and yeah so it was designed for the lifestyle definitely yeah so we got finished in may and we we sent and we decided that we wanted to try to keep our first party small on the smaller side and we wanted to invite people that we knew personally and we intentionally decided that we weren't going to at least first we wanted we wanted to choose the guest list we weren't gonna you know let friends bring friends and all that kind of stuff and let it get out of hand because we were really nervous about how it was gonna go so we invited i think 14 couples yep and a single guy yes tony yes so we ended up having i think initially like eight or nine couples rsvp'd and tony said that he would come um but of course as the day comes you end up with people not feeling well or having you know other things come up so the bottom line is that we ended up with six couples and our single guy.
Yeah. So there were 13 people all together. Yeah. And we had no idea. So we knew everybody that came intimately. So in other words, we had played with everybody. Why don't you just say it? We had played with everybody that came. And so we were comfortable with, but they had never met.
And none of them had met each other right right and very few of them had had a single guy experience right so we were going to have a single guy here and the great thing about it is they all trusted us um and oh here's the other thing about this group that i didn't realize until afterwards is they all know us as who we are um really and not as the joneses right they didn't know about our podcast when we met them so we met them all just through cassidy or through a house party or through not some of them we met before we even started our broadcast yeah so they so they just know us for who we are and not as Mr.
and Mrs. Jones. So they've known us for a while. Well, except for Tony. Yeah, oh yeah, except for Tony. He was the exception in numerous ways. Yes, he's special. So Mrs. Jones, you were a little bit nervous about how this first party was going to happen. Well, right, because you're the hostess. You know, first of all, we knew everybody. And we were so excited for our friends to meet each other. Because we adore all of our friends so much. And, I mean, this was like the cream of the crop group that we brought together. And we really wanted them to like each other.
I mean, that was was the whole thing is we were like, well, gosh, if we like each one of these couples so much, surely they'll like each other. Well, and it was even confirmed at Naughty in New Orleans because we had this idea that so many people email us and say that they connect with us and they're just like us and they can relate to us. So we thought, well, if a room full of our listeners get together and they all have something in common with us, then they're going to have something in common with each other. And that's the way it proved out in New Orleans.
Yeah, it seemed like the meet and greet people really got along and connected with one another. Yeah, and that carried right into the house party. So everybody was here just about right on time. We didn't have dinner. We just asked people to bring an appetizer or a dessert. And I think I might change that next time. Yeah, I think we might have a light dinner before we start because we make sure everyone has enough energy. Because this was our first house party. It wasn't our only house party. We're going to try, try again.
Oh, right try again oh right do a little tweaking yeah oh you're giving away the end oh well that's okay okay so everybody um came downstairs and we brought the food downstairs and this was the first time we've been in this house for how many years eight and our daughter has lived here since we've been here. This is the first time that we've had used our basement for any kind of adult party. Right. Well, we've had Super Bowl parties down here. Yeah. That was with all of her crap. Yeah. She was still living here. Right. Yeah. So this was the first time that we actually got to utilize the space.
And so we everybody came downstairs. We had the party. We had introduced everybody.
Everybody was kind of just meeting and mingling gosh we didn't even hardly have to introduce everybody everybody just was like they just started talking just hugging each other and getting to know each other and all the ladies look lovely we all had on like street type clothes everybody looked lovely but we all had on normal clothes at first well you had what do you mean you had you had like club dress on or something i don't know um like a short tight skirt and a yeah like a black corset but it was the kind of corset you could wear in public but that's lovely means like an evening gown oh well the ladies had sexy dresses on yeah so we came downstairs everyone got to know each other and we were eating and drinking and having a good time and then oh and mrs jones found a new game i do have a new game a new dumb game and i just downloaded it so it should be available it's called naughty charades and i downloaded it onto my ipad so that it would be big enough for everybody to read um so if you just um go to the itunes store and do naughtyughty Charades, I don't know if they have it.
The App Store. Yeah, the App Store. Sorry. And yeah, I don't know if it's on the Google platform or not. I don't know. Right. But anyway, it's called Naughty Charades. You said platform. I did. That turns me on. Oh, brother. You didn't say thingy. So I did have to pay $1.99 for this game because it only comes with like... Let me wipe that food off your chin. Okay, Mr. Sexy. I did have to pay $1.99 for this game, and that was slightly painful for me because all my apps are usually free. Yeah.
But it comes with but for $1.99 I got 300 naughty words yeah and it's so it's very cool because like if if you don't know what the naughty word means it actually has a definition button and you can touch definition and then it explains what it is well it's not necessarily a word it could be a phrase yeah because I didn't know what some of this stuff was. I was kind of going through it ahead of time. So you can set up teams, and it keeps score for you. And it has a timer on it. So one of our guests helped us by choosing the teams.
One of my girlfriends is so outgoing, and she's just always like, okay, well, let's just go ahead and do this.
She's outgoing, and that'll come into play later yes so there were two so two so we lined up in two teams and the good thing about having tony here is that one team had more than the other so every time we went through you were with a different partner right when you did the charades and the first team that guessed the word or the phrase got a point and you scored the point on the game too right so you could totally cheat and look at the other person because like every time i got up there i was a doofus and i could never figure out what to do i'm terrible at I'll see you next time.
scored the point on the game too right so you could totally cheat and look at the other person because like every time i got up there i was a doofus and i could never figure out what to do i'm terrible at charades but you could watch the other person and if you got it then your team still got the point even though your person wasn't the one acting out the thing that you understood yeah so everybody had a good time it was funny yeah it was really a good did a good job. Um, and then after the game we had to decide, of course our team won and well, we had the highest score.
I'm not going to say we won. Mr. Jones and I were not on the same team. No, yeah. Well, so anyway, we decided that we would make the other team act out what, whatever the next word was or the next phrase was. Well, it happened to be blowjob. So all of the guys, there was three guys on the other team. And three girls. And three girls on the other team. You guys had the extra person. Yeah, we had the extra person. And so all the guys sat down on the sofa and the girls commenced.
And we all gave them blowjobs.'s what i say you guys we didn't really win we had the most points but you got to watch a pretty damn good show yeah and you kept rotating oh yeah because so we switched off yeah so i got to fluff three very sexy guys and that was the first time that we really had to do an assessment as hosts as how things were going. Because we wanted to make sure before and just to set the record straight before we did that, we said, OK, everybody needs to say that this is OK and that you're OK with this. Right. Or we'll tweak it and make it work for everybody.
And everybody's like, all right. Yeah. Believe me. When I they said the their drawers the guys were the guys sat right down there was no problem there okay okay we're in so that that was a good sign for us that wow you know that people were comfortable they're giving blowjobs to complete strangers there you go yeah so anyway after the game all the ladies went up and put lingerie on and we could hear all of the heels heels clickety clacking on the hardwood I don't know.
Yeah, so anyway, after the game, all the ladies went up and put lingerie on, and we could hear all of the heels clicking on the hardwood floor upstairs as the guys were anxiously waiting to come back down the stairs. Yeah, and then we drank some more, and we ate some more, and we socialized and flirted. People were really connecting at that point. It was a very flirty, yes.
Yes, a very flirty crowd and it happened to be tony's birthday so everyone was giving him some birthday attention which was great and that so anyway i'm getting ahead of myself but it was really strange because the when we had our introductions and we said okay you know we have a playroom downstairs that's that's open and then we have the aero bed in the movie room and we have this this massage table and the chase and we have a hot tub and i was saying we have three bedrooms upstairs that are set up so you know the master bedroom is off limits the middle floor and you know is not a play floor but so i'm i'm telling this all the so people could go anywhere and the sectional sofa i had like towels and blankets on that and i mean people could pretty much fuck anywhere right and we had bowls of condoms and we had lube and we had water bottles in every room and mints and you know what everything set well so how it started was one couple, husband and wife, walked into the playroom and they decided to test out the sex swing.
So, I came in behind them because I wanted to make sure she knew how to get in it and I helped her get... What a gentleman. I know. I'm the host. I have to make sure everybody's comfortable. All of the ladies here were sexy. No kidding. Yeah. Anyway, you're distracting me. So I went in the bedroom with them and both doors were, the double doors were wide open. And right outside the double doors is the bar.
So everybody's standing out there drinking and they get on the sex swing and he goes down on her, which literally means he just has to get down on his knees and well once that happened it got real quiet and everybody like picked up their drinks and kind of moved in to see what was going on do you remember that part i do remember that part i just remember those legs yeah strapped up in that swing, because she's pretty much all legs. Right. And then people started like filtering into the room. And then all of a sudden, couples just started connecting and kissing.
And before we knew it, there were. It was game on. Now, nobody was swapping. Everybody was with their partner. But there was a lot of... The people that were having sex were couples that they were husband and wife. Right. But there was a lot of soft swap going on at the same time.
So there were, all of a sudden, there were like 13 people right in this room and everybody was just moving around tony wasn't you know everybody included tony and what was going on that's one thing that i was concerned about i mean he came down all the way from new york and and right away you know he felt comfortable yeah and, there was people laying on the floor. There was people laying on the bed. There was people in the swing. And we have like a padded bench in that room. Yeah. I know I spent some time on the bench. Yeah, you did. Yeah. You spent some time on the bench.
And then I, one of our friends came by and she went down on me and then I laid down on the floor and you were laying next to me with another couple. And then there were people in the bed and there were people on the swing. And all of a sudden it just almost within like 10 minutes from the time that they went in on that swing, it was like-blown yeah stuff going on yeah so what was going through your head about that time well because because okay the last time that we had an opportunity to go into a group sex room was at naughty in new orleans a year ago right and that's when you freaked out.
And I bolted. And we both bolted with pen and page. So now we were in a similar situation, but these were like our close friends. Right. So it was the same kind of setting as in, you know, we're going to be with, I think that was six couples last year at Naughty in New Orleans. So, you know, it was the same number of people, but you know, this year I knew everybody, I had played with everybody in that room, you know, so they're also sexy. Oh my gosh. But at the same time, you and I had no idea this was going to happen. I mean, we had six different venues set up in our house for playtime.
Right. You know, giving people multiple opportunities to find, you know, private sexy places to interact with other people that they met and connected with. But everybody ended up in one room and I was probably the last person in there. You know, I refreshed my drink and I was kind of just watching and observing and, and seeing who was connecting with who.
And I wasn't really connected with anybody cause I was kind of the doors to that room open up onto the wet bar and I was kind of at the bar just kind of tidying up and refreshing my drink and taking it all in, and I was a little hesitant to dive into the pile. That's not really my comfort zone. So I ended up meandering to the doorway, and I can't remember if this was the first. I ended up with multiple interactions that night, but I remember playing with our Friday night friends. And that was really fun because I played with both of them at the same time. Yeah.
And we hadn't seen them in a while. No, we hadn't. That was another good thing about having everybody at once is we have so many friends now we don't get to see them all so having the party we got to see them all at once right right so now we need to get some dates on the calendar to reconnect because it was hard i mean you like there were so many things i wanted to ask different couples about things that have been going on that i knew that we needed to catch up on and there was was just so much going on that was almost impossible to do.
So anyway, I started out with our Friday night friends when, and I played with both of them at the same time. It was the three of us. And that was very fun because they're both very sensual, sexy people. So that was a good way to get it started. And I think I was laying on the floor next to you. Yeah. Yeah, and then there were at least two couples in the bed and a couple in the swing, and that just stuff was going along. And then, so really it was very natural. It was very free-flowing. Everybody seemed to be comfortable.
It was soft swap and less for the people that were having sex were husband and wife, but everyone was interacting with everyone else, but there wasn't any full swapping going on at that point in time. Right. So we must have played in there for what, an hour? I don't know. I mean, the party started, I think the last person to the party was there at 7.15. Yeah. And the party ended at 2.30, so I have no idea. It must have been longer than an hour, hour and a half, maybe we were in there. And then a couple of people got up and came out and got water and went to the restroom, and we had food out.
People started eating again, so eventually all the play stopped, and everybody came out and was just mingling around with no clothes on which was surprisingly very natural for us it was very desirish yes it was yeah i was thinking because i i think i was probably one of the last ladies to put some clothes on and i'm thinking i mean i was perfectly fine standing around naked well every time i put my underwear back on somebody would walk by and a woman would come by and said will you have your underwear back on for and people are making fun of your underwear because i i buy mr jones these underwear the brand name is clever and everybody was making up your underwear i thought it was was Superman underwear.
Yeah. Like it was your superpower or whatever. I thought it was because I look like Superman. No, it was because, you know, because you think you're a smart, well, you are a smart ass. You think you're clever. And then your underwear name was Clever. Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah.
So anyway, we were, we were just all socializing and flirting and every once in a while there'd be some kissing going on but we're eating cookies and fruit and it was just conversation yeah and and i mean people were like getting to know each other and we were laughing and and i was just i was looking around thinking i cannot believe how comfortable everybody is with what's going on. I know. It was so much fun. Our friends that we went to Hump Fest with that were there, oh my gosh, they tell the best stories. And it's so fun because they bounce a story off of each other.
Like she tells her side and he's like, can I tell my side now?
And they are just so funny and sexy sexy i mean they were both naked and yeah yeah can't go wrong with that well i mean all the couples yes all the couples were sexy so anyway we stood around for a long time oh wait a minute you know what i'm missing a part what um before we all came out of the room is when i got connected with our other friend i was wondering if you would have mentioned that because you were talking about all this soft swap yeah so all the soft swap was going on yeah sorry let me back up a minute before we all came out of the room um one of our friends came over to me and she said she said have you come yet and like like i was gonna say yes anyway i mean i said no no matter what i said well no as matter of fact i haven't and so she grabbed my hand and pulled me over to the bed and grabbed a condom and she and i full swapped and that was a lot of fun and at that point in time there was another couple laying next to us and she was getting her kick out of helping the guy insert himself you know oh that's right yeah so my friend I think she did that three times she did she did and she kept saying oh my gosh this is hot so when I laid down on the bed i said do you want to help me too and she said oh my gosh this is so hot so she was grabbed she grabbed me and guided me into the woman that was on top of me and i didn't i didn't know it at the time but that was like the first false swap that happened and i think everybody else or they were fucking their own wives yeah and at that and at that point in time i knew you were you were near the room somewhere but i did kind of lose touch with you at that point in time i think i was on the floor with tony at that time okay so anyway after that was when we all came out so then then all the socializing and drinking started to happen and i think a lot of us thought that we were going to go back in for round two.
But we talked until two o'clock in the morning. Yeah. And it seemed like people started losing energy. And three of the couples were going to stay overnight, which was good. And two of the couples had to drive home but they didn't have to drive far so we ended up not going back into the playroom we we just stood around and socialized and ate snacked and drank for the rest of the you got the bottle of liqueur 43 and i had all those little plastic shot glasses yeah i passed around so i think So I think everybody did around the 4.43.
They did because I passed the shot glasses around and everyone took a shot of that. And a good time was had by all. Yes. Yeah. So then the next morning, the three couples and Tony stayed over and we got up in the morning and you had a breakfast casserole going and one of the ladies, two of the ladies brought muffins and pastries and I had made a couple quiches and casseroles and we had a bunch of fruit leftover. Yeah. Lots of coffee. And it appeared as if that was so much fun. Yeah. The next morning was so relaxed and conversations and a lot of fun.
and it was just great to see our friends talking to each other you know like the morning after because you could tell everybody was just super relaxed and and the few comments that we got before people left was we we felt pretty good that we were relieved yeah i think most people were like well when are you having the next one yeah yeah so then everybody left and um we came back downstairs so i hadn't fucked anybody the night before well there were a few people that hadn't right right yeah yeah that whole socializing part kind of got in the way of uh fooling. But Mr.
Jones had had some fun with one of our friends and I hadn't, which is another story in itself, which is fine. But after everybody left, Mr. Jones was like, well, before I take that sex wing down, I think we need to go use it. Yeah, and we'll come back to that in a little while. But we really then started debriefing. Yeah. So, like, I don't know if it was that day, because we had some, we went to church, and then we had family stuff going on that day. Right. So I'm not sure that we completely briefed that day. No, it was Monday. Right. Because we had a family birthday party and... Right. Yeah.
And then one night I said, well, we need to start outlining the podcast because we need to get that started before we go to Desire. It was Monday night, yeah. Yeah, and we sat down at the desk and started sketching things out and you said, you made the comment, Liz, well, I can't podcast about this until we talk about the evening a little bit more. Right. So at that point in time. We had talked about it as hosts of the party. We hadn't talked about it as Mr. and Mrs. Jones trying to reconnect. Right.
And reconnected but yeah and that's when I found out you weren't you were still a little bit uncomfortable yeah with how the evening went for you not for everybody else but for you right so like I don't do well in group settings bottom line you know we had this exact same. We were in New Orleans last year. And unfortunately one of the couples was part of the group in New Orleans last year and they were here on Saturday night as well. So I feel especially bad for them because they've had to like be subjected to my like craziness twice. Well, it wasn't.
And it it wasn't that noticeable well no it wasn't i didn't really know what was going on that night um the bottom line is that you and i did not do a good enough job of staying connected to each other we we were in the same room and that's our rule you know we're a same room We, we were in the same room and that's our rule. You know, we're a same room couple where we were in the same room, but one of the things we didn't do, and this is so ironic because we just did a workshop on rules and boundaries like a couple of weeks ago in New Orleans.
But then one of our rules is that, you know, we make decisions on who we're going to play with together. But we were with all of these people that we have been intimate with multiple times. I mean, we've played with each one of these couples more than once.
Yeah, and we said before people came that no matter whether we played or not or who we ended up with, we could be happy being with any of them just depending on how the evening went right so we were we were having like coffee on saturday morning or something i remember we were sitting at our breakfast bar and and we said okay well what kind of talk do we need to have before tonight and we were we were like well we are so comfortable with everybody there. It doesn't, it, everybody's game on. Well, we didn't have the orgy talk. No, because I just, it never entered my mind that that would happen.
I thought maybe there could be a six some, but then when it got down to 13 people, we even kind of ruled that out because that'd be like taking half the party away from the rest of the people. Well, we, we didn't know it was going to be, we thought it was going to be, it started out the day at 17 because we lost one of the couples. One of the guys had to go out of town for travel and his wife thought about coming as a single, but then she decided not to, which is perfectly understandable. So, you know, we went from like 19 down to 17.
And then that morning, one of the couples, the lady wasn't feeling well and she backed out and then we had a no show couple. So we really thought we were going to have a larger group than, than we did. So we, we just assumed that people would naturally branch off and split up. Yeah. So for everybody to end up in the same room and six couples plus a single guy is probably that that awkward size yeah you know we probably needed at least another couple to to maybe split up yeah so but it was what it was i mean we couldn't anything about it at that point, but I just, um, I felt kind of rudderless.
I think, I think that's the way I keep thinking about it in my mind. I think I was, even though you were in the same room, I was on my own as far as my decisions on who I played with at any like specific moment in time was my decision because you were playing with somebody else. I could see you, but we weren't like shoulder to shoulder like we normally are. And, um, it's so funny that we navigated 2,300 people in New Orleans better than we navigated 11 people in our own home. Yeah. Or at least I, I'm sorry, I just say me. I need to own this. This was my issue, not your issue.
I just, I played with several people and I adore everybody I interacted with and I regret so much that my head wasn't in the game I hope nobody took offense to that because um I truly truly care for everybody that was in our house that night and I I um I feel like I kind of let them down I let myself down because I was like this is going to be like better than Christmas morning it's going to be better than walking in the into the Godiva store and having all your favorite flavors in front of you and you have to choose which one it was just going to be like the ultimate decadence to have all of these people that we care about so much in our home at the same time.
And, um, and I blew it for myself because I, I couldn't make any decisions on my own. Um, and I'm, I'm really not a very, uh, I'm actually a pretty independent person, like career wise and, and, um, just like running the household, I'm, I'm pretty capable. I'm not this passive housewife that, that needs my husband to make all my decisions for me, but, but I needed you that night and you were preoccupied and I'm, and I, I'm not blaming it on you. I mean, I need to own this. I'm my own person.
it's my own body and i need to make my own decisions but i couldn't and um i played with a lot of people but i couldn't i didn't end up having sex with anybody because i just couldn't make it happen in my own head yeah well from my perspective um you know i we were all in the same room and there was a lot going on and i was a little bit overwhelmed too but i think the overwhelming thing for me was what prevented me from staying in touch with you because like you said when it's four people and we're shoulder to shoulder there's a connection and it usually sticks.
But in the house with so much going on and then everybody in the room and everybody playing and moving around, we lost, you know, contact with each other. Every once in a while, I would look for you and I would see that you were playing with Tony or you were playing with our Friday night friends. And so I never got, um, the alarm never went off in my head that you looked uncomfortable until we were all out of the playroom, standing around chatting and you were kind of just standing there with your arms folded. And that's when I realized you didn't, you didn't look yourself.
And I came over to you at that point in time and put my arms around you. And think somebody else may have noticed yeah one of our other friends came over and he said are you okay yeah and i said yeah i'm okay and he said you're being really quiet and i said yeah i'm all right but and i don't even think i knew it i think he i think he picked up on it before i did yeah because i i really know how disconnected I was with the situation. Yeah. So ultimately, I mean, and it was the first party for everybody else too.
And really, I think I was the only one and our friend, we were the only ones that full swap. There was other people that had sex, but they had sex with their partner. Yeah.
You know, so maybe I was a little bit too you know out in front but anyway we've talked about it and and you know that that's one thing that's really changed from last year too at new orleans is you know you you didn't get angry with me because he he said i looked over there and i just saw two gorgeous blondes with you i didn't even know who he was fucking because I just, I looked over and he was on the bed and there were these like beautiful blonde ladies around him and I didn't even know who he was having sex with. And I remember at the time thinking, I wonder what's going on over there.
But then I got distracted. Somebody else said something to me and I turned away and I wasn't, I mean, I wasn't jealous. I was like, Oh my God, he's having sex with somebody else. And I'm just standing here. That wasn't it at all. I was just incapable of making a decision or like pulling the trigger because even like, um, it was late in the evening after we had all come back out and we were drinking and eating cookies and, and all that stuff. One of our friends came up to me and he's like, Hey, are you ready for round two?
And actually I was ready for round two with him, but I couldn't, I just, and then somebody would say something and we would keep talking and I couldn't make myself go into the bedroom with him, which is ridiculous because I wanted to. And my gosh, I really regret it. Well, there'll be another party. There will be another party. I just, I don't know. I just couldn't allow myself to make things happen. I'm obviously not unicorn material. That. I couldn't, um, I don't think I could function under a hall pass situation. Um, I don't know, you're my wingman or I'm your wingman or whatever.
I, I, uh, I just need you next to me. Yeah. And we've had that discussion about how we'll approach it the next time yeah so next time we have a house party which we are going to have another one and we're going to have another one this fall sometime i guess we need to pull the calendar and uh yeah try to lock that date in i'm personally going to have to navigate the way i manage my playtime our friends can do whatever they whatever they want. If they all enjoy being in that room together, I think that is absolute awesome. But I don't know, I don't, that's just not my, that's not my deal.
I mean, I've had it happen to me twice now. And I can't blame it on not knowing the people.
I can't it on an uncomfortable setting this was my own home and i i don't know if it's just i get too distracted or i'm just i i just i don't know i'm really insecure i don't know oh well we'll just have to keep try again yeah that's right so i mean how long we've been in the lifestyle now like two and a half years yeah yeah and obviously we're still uh quite figured it out bumping and bumbling along here yeah well anyway the bottom line was we everyone had it we got feedback from people afterwards and everybody had a good time i think and everybody wants to come back and do it again and now we got the logistics down and we'll add a dinner next time so so all of our sexy house party friends thank you for uh being our guinea pigs and uh yes we'll try to make it um a little more smooth and easier and uh make that playtime a little more productive next time yeah so sometime this fall we'll have another one.
Yes. Yeah. Okay.
Well next time we won't be so nervous about the logistics and the event and people getting along so obviously people got along from what we saw okay well when we come back we will talk about um snapshots and then we will have that special announcement stay tuned so welcome back to our snapshot segment we have gotten a few snapshots sent into us by our listeners lately and um and we need more and yeah so yeah don't stop sending them we really really love them and i think mr jones and i each have one to read tonight so mine is from a listener that is a fairly new to lifestyle and it starts out as, um, actually this is their rendering of their first swap.
So here we go. My girlfriend and I had gone out with our friends to amateur night at the strippers club. The girls had entered the wet t-shirt contest and it had come in first and second place. Naturally, things were pretty hot and heavy to begin with when we had come back to our place afterwards. Someone had suggested that we all watch porn, so I turned some on and we all went back to making out. Things got more intense when we started having sex with our own girlfriends, then out of nowhere we just seemed to switch.
When we had finished with each other's girlfriends, we basically passed out after that. The next morning we were going out to breakfast, me in the car with my friend and the girls in a different car. Things were a little awkward between my friend and I while we drove as neither of us knew quite what to say. So I asked my friend for a drink of water and he says to me, What? Do you think we can just share everything now? Perfect. I know. We both burst out laughing, and we knew we were both okay with everything that had happened the night before.
All in all, it was a great night with great friends. That is so funny.
And somebody had just asked us recently about the next morning or the next day or how well right so when we were in new orleans one of our friends that um it was actually the couple that we met at call at the night before oh right and uh we played with that night well the next day um we ran into them at one of the afternoon pub crawls and um we were i think the beach and we ran into them and hugged them and kissed them and said hi and we were standing around chit-chatting and healing and of course the music is like crazy loud and stuff he leaned down on my ear and he said so is it normally awkward when you run into a couple that you've played with the night before and you see them the next day and i said well it doesn't have doesn't have to be awkward.
I said, you know, we had a lot of fun last night. I said, I guess it would be awkward if it was kind of a disaster the night before and you ran into a couple. But obviously we had had a lot of fun with them the night before. Well, you remember that time? I just now remembered this.
Remember we talked about a long time ago that couple we met south of here and we called it off because he was really aggressive at the restaurant oh yeah and we went back to the hotel room early yeah they went back to the hotel room oh that's right we were running the next morning we got up and we were running and we ran into them yes and they kind of went we waved awkwardly and they went a different direction and. Luckily, we ran into them at an intersection and we just kind of like veered off from each other. We went right and they went left. I was like, that was awkward. Yeah, that was.
That didn't go well at all. No, that was really bad. Yeah, I just thought about that. No, but with our New Orleans friends, that was a smashingly successful. Yes. Yeah. And that's funny. That's a humor is a good way to diffuse that the next morning with the bottle of water. I like that. Yeah. So I'm going to read a snapshot from two of our listeners that we met in New Orleans and it's a naughty in New Orleans snapshot. How convenient. So they snapshot for Naughty in New Orleans took place when we learned why a couple fairly new to the lifestyle decided to full swap and play with us.
On Thursday, we met a very attractive couple at our first seminar on boundaries moderated by Mr. and Mrs. Jones. Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Jones. Thank you for coming. Yes. Hey, they were supposed to be paying attention to us not flirting with other couples. Yeah, right. They probably didn't hear a word we said. No, not at all. So over the course of the day and early into Friday, we continued to run into the same couple and they attended the sensual group and we attended a sensual group massage with them and got to know them a little better.
We definitely felt a connection and we were hopeful that they would want to take things a little further. On Friday, we asked them to join us on a trolley tour that began across the street from our hotel. As we waited for a trolley to arrive, we noticed a bicyclist passing by. As he approached, he lost control of his bike when his wheel hit the trolley tracks, causing him to tumble into the street. There was a large crowd waiting to board the trolley. However, my husband, Mr. W., was the only one who went to the man's aid, making sure he wasn't injured and helping him gather his belongings.
The biker rode away shaken but uninjured, and we proceeded to take our trolley trip. During the ride, we got to know the couple even better, discovering their play style up to this point had been primarily soft swap. After a very pleasant afternoon together, followed by a wonderful dinner and a sexy hypnotist show back at the hotel, we enjoyed an incredibly erotic evening of full swap play with this special couple.
Our snapshot takes place the next night while enjoying the piano bar at the hotel with the same couple, when they informed us that the moment that sealed the deal for her to engage with us in full swap play was seeing Mr. W on the previous afternoon show his tender side by immediately helping the individual that had fallen off his bike. Hearing this statement solidified that this couple was the perfect pair for us and led to another fabulous night of full swap play. We were very touched that they would even notice such an act and that such an act had had meaning to them.
Nice guys don't always finish last, Mr. and Mrs. W. I love that. And that's very similar to the couple that we played with from the West Coast when, remember, they weren't feeling well and I said, hey, well hey well you know we can still get together even if you guys just want to hang out and talk and then later she emailed me and she said that was her snapshot was you know that i had offered you know just to get together and talk and yeah like wow that's pretty cool so this snapshot me. Yeah. Good guys don't finish last in my book, that's for sure. No, I used to think that.
I don't think that. I don't think that anymore. I'm like a nice guy. I think that's sexy. Yeah. So do you have one of your own, Mrs. Jones? So even though the whole group experience at the house party terrified me, it was also extremely intriguing. Now, terrified's a little strong, isn't it? Well, in hindsight, I think that was my problem. I think I was just kind of paralyzed. I don't know. At least like mentally paralyzed. It was ridiculous. I don't know. I need to grow up.
Anyway, I told you that I initially kind of hung back and I was kind of observing into the playroom and I was kind of tidying up at the wet bar and I think I might've been refreshing my drink. And one of our friends has a really beautiful tattoo on her lower back and she was naked and she was kneeling that the bed faces that the open double doors of this bedroom. So I was kind of standing there looking at the foot of the bed. Well, that we have a, like a padded bench at the foot of the bed.
And she was kneeling on that bench with her back to me and she's has a beautiful figure and has this great ass and this awesome tattoo on her lower back so my snapshot is her ass and her body kneeling on this bench and you said you know who she was giving somebody a blowjob at that point right well? Well, I think she was sitting on her husband's lap. Okay. And then to her right stood another gentleman who was actually standing up on the bench. Okay. And she was giving him a blowjob from what I recall. That is my snapshot. Yeah. And there was some. There was a whole lot going on in there.
Yeah, there was some other stuff going.
There were two other couples on the bed at that point in time too yeah so that was quite the show yes yeah it was just it was all of that but my snapshot is her ass and that tattoo yeah because that was like the focal point and then all of that was like in the background behind her yeah so yeah yeah i remember that that's a nice snapshot yeah well my snapshot was the next morning when after everybody left and I and I dragged you back downstairs because I wanted to do you in the you had made a comment that you didn't get to finish last night and I said well I'll take care of that right now and we went downstairs and I put you you in the swing.
And I'm fairly tall. I'm like 6'2". So when I put the swing up, I put it a little bit lower than I would normally like it because I wanted it to be comfortable for most people. And I didn't readjust it. So you got on it and it was a little bit too low for me.
So I had, and there's a bar he had to do some work yeah so so there's one strap that goes under your ass and there's another strap padded strap that goes in the small of your back at the mid middle of your back and then there are two like stirrups that your legs fit in so you're basically floating you're like gravity it's really comfortable yes and then there's a metal bar that all of that hangs off of. And then the metal bar is connected to a chain, which goes to the ceiling.
So I grabbed a hold of that metal bar and I had to squat a little bit, but I got completely under you and I was coming straight up into you. And of course that meant I was pulling up with my arms and pushing up with my legs. And fortunately, I had put a blanket down. I know, because we have a brand new carpet down here. And you started gushing. Oh, my gosh. You were hitting the right spot. I was hitting the right spot, but I was fatiguing. But it was one of those things where I like over, you know, it's like mind over matter. And I kept going and kept going and kept going.
And finally, it was hot. Yeah, you made quite the mess all over the place. And then I ended up having, when I finished, I just remember letting go of that bar. And my muscles were like seizing up because I was like oh my gosh I was in a really awkward position but that was really hot it was very hot and I'm really glad you screwed that into the right rafter beam or whatever it was because I think it was pretty much holding both of our weight yeah it was holding both of both of us. Yeah, it's up in there pretty good.
Yeah, and look at that blanket was folded over a couple times and the carpet was unscathed. Yeah. Yeah, that was hot. It was hot. That was a good way to reconnect, baby. Yeah, and, you know, we had that sex swing for a while and we had put it away. So now that we have this room, we've got a place for it now it's going to be up yep so nice snapshots and um so before we close it's time for our special special announcement yes yes so just hang on for one second here are our good friends who are going to make a special announcement and we'll be right back I'll see you next time.
are going to make a special announcement and we'll be right back. Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Jones. Boy, we missed you and so many of our other podcasting friends too. As many of all of the listeners know, we started our podcasting journey at the same time, and we developed great friendship with you that we still treasure today. Our relationship began with podcasting, and then it became steamy and physical, and then eventually it blossomed into a genuine friendship as our parallel shows grew together. Then there was a bump in our road.
I'm sure you remember the night we called you to talk to you over FaceTime and let you know we had to pull down our show. Yeah, that was a hard night. As fun as podcasting is, it obviously exposes your secrets too. And when we started our show, we committed to each other that if we were ever uncomfortable, we would just say goodbye to our friends and our listeners and we would go back to enjoying the lifestyle in anonymity. And we felt like that time had come for us. You both tried to talk us out of it.
You tried to encourage us, but we just knew at the time the best thing for us to do was to pull our show and then regroup and decide if we wanted to come back you were understanding and supportive as always and on that night we promised you that if we ever did decide to come back you would be the first one to know so we did put our microphones away we stored them in a box in the basement and buried it deep underneath all the other boxes where no one would find them. But lately, the lifestyle has been an awesome adventure for us. We have so many great stories to tell.
Oh yeah, we've still been out there having all kinds of fun. And as we do, we listen to podcasts. We have been listening to your show and we've loved watching it grow with a sense of podcasting compersion as we've seen you become one of the most influential and most popular lifestyle podcasts out there. We really did love podcasting, didn't we? Yeah, we missed so many parts of it when we stopped. Yeah, what did you miss most about podcasting? I missed that we had this other hobby that we could do together.
The time that we took to talk about it, think about it, write it out, practice it, have a little wine and record it. We missed those times. As fun as swinging is and as fun as our experiences are together, it was fun to record them, to have a journal of them, to remember them back with each other. I miss recording those things. Yeah, and we felt like we had some really good advice we needed to pass on to people. Yeah, when we stopped recording before, it felt like we just weren't done.
Like we still had a lot more stories and more topics and more advice that was unspoken so many times in the past months we would leave an awesome party of event and collapse in the car on a long ride home and say with big grins on our faces wow what a night if we could only tell somebody about that that's when we realized that we really did miss podcasting. So we decided it's time. Yep, it was time to go down to the basement, open up that box, and dust off the microphones. We're coming back.
So you can look for new episodes of The Swinger Diaries twice a month, and we'll start them in just a few weeks. So thank you to all of our listeners who wrote to us and encouraged us to return. And of course, a special thank you to you, Mr. and Mrs. Jones. You have been our wise advisors and our true friends. We can't wait to tell you about all of our sexy adventures. Have we got a story for you. So yes, Swinger Diaries is going to be back. Yes, and I'm taking 100% of the credit. Yeah, yeah, I didn't have any influence at all. You can have all the credit. Right. And like pen and page. Yeah.
They're just like totally influenced by you. Yeah. We were so happy when they called us and said that they were. No. The first time when they called us, they said they were 90%. And I said, well, you better get to 100% because we're going to podcast next week. And and i want you to send us they had promised us a long time ago just like they said that we would be the first to know and so they recorded that for us and and um so we could get it in on this episode and they happen to be at desire this week yes well they're leaving well today's friday there i think they're leaving. Yeah.
So by the time people hear this, they will be at Desire. And we are probably going to be at the airport the same time they are. We are going to pass them at the airport. That is so wrong. They're going to be at the departure terminals and we're going to be coming to customs. But we both had obligations where we could not go the same week. yes. So congratulations to the podcast listeners because the Swinger Diaries are back and we are so excited to know that. And I think you could tell by listening to them that they were just really excited about coming back and that they had missed it.
And I just recall when they went off the air, they were so touched by everybody reaching out to them. And so I think a lot of it was, they just didn't understand how much of an impact that they had had. And so part of coming back was, you know, knowing that, that there were people out there that were waiting for them and encouraging them to come back and value what they have to say and understanding why they went out in the first place. Right. Yeah. Right. And we understand that too. We just are so excited that they're back. And we want to make sure that you guys are looking out for them.
I mean, they're obviously on vacation this week. So, you know, give them a little bit of time to get back and get settled in. Oh, I'm sure you'll hear from them soon. And get their stories out there. Yeah.
So welcome back, Swinger Diaries.aries yes i don't think they've been missing from the lifestyle community oh no they have a lot to talk about from the airwaves yeah because we've talked with them several times so we know they have some stories i think they have a bunch of stories stored up there's one i hope they tell but um i know i know let that we got that one in person so wow that was a that was really fun ending to this episode yes and um we are going like i said we're going to go to desire pearl in a week yep and i'm pretty certain when we get back in september our next podcast we'll have a story we might mention desire pearl once or twice i think so and we're also excited because there's several of our listeners that are going to be either at Pearl or RM that are going to come over and visit with us.
Yeah. So we're looking forward to that. Yep. And Michael and Holly from Playboy Swing, Playboy Radio are going to be there. Yeah. So they're going to be broadcasting from, I think, both resorts. Yes. The week we're there. So we're looking forward to seeing them again. Yep, spending some time maybe grabbing dinner with them one night. It's going to be a lot of fun. I hope so. Yeah. So that's about it for, what is this, episode 26? 26. Yeah, let's put the wraps on this thing. So thank you.
We got a couple more iTunesunes reviews and so mrs sexiest voice on itunes one one of the things that we're going to have on our new website are step-by-step instructions on how to leave an itunes review without outing yourself it is rather convoluted but for those of you that are persisting we really really appreciate it and we just really treasure the lovely things you have to say. Yes. And the emails are dropping off. So, you know, feel free to email us. Whether you've done it in the past or haven't, we want to hear from you.
And you can reach me at MrJones, M-R-J-O-N-E-S, at WeGotAThing.com, W-G-O-T-T-A-T-H-I-N-G. Or Mrs. Jones. And she's, Mrs. Jones, you did a pretty good job of answering your email. I am. Mrs. Jones at wegotathing.com our website wegotathing.com follow us on Twitter at wegotathing and we also have a Cassidy community so please join us there if you're on Cassidy anything else Mrs. Jones? I think it's time to go around the corner into the playroom. Oh, okay. Well, it's time to sign off. Thanks for listening. We are Mr. and Mrs. Jones, and we've got a thing. What's your thing?
