Keeping up with the Joneses We discuss our evening with J and K from the That Couple Next Door podcast and we thank you, our listeners for voting for us and making We Gotta Thing a finalist in the Annual Lifestyle Awards ceremony at Naught in N'awlins. Discussion topic Not much of a lesson in this episode- we talk about all the hot, fun and sexy times we had at Naughty in N'awlins 2016! Our Meet and Greet was amazing, we met so many lifestyle podcasters, listeners, new swinger friends and reconnected with "old" friends too. SnapshotsOf course we both share sexy snapshots from NiN! Contact us Mr Jones's email- [email protected] Mrs Jones's email- [email protected] Twitter- @wegottathing Website- wegottathing.com Music licensed by BMI Me and Mrs Jones- Billy Paul
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This podcast contains explicit language and content and is for mature audiences only. Hey you teenagers out there, if you're under 18, this show is more for your parents. So now that you have that mental picture stuck in your head, put some music on and get back to doing your homework. We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle. Care to join us?
hello everyone i'm mr jones and i'm mrs jones and we want to welcome you to episode 25 of the we got a thing podcast hot days and naughty nights yes in norlands we barely survived and we lived a podcast about it yeah we're we're three days post-Narlins, and I think we finally caught up on our sleep, maybe. Well, not only did we not get any sleep from like Tuesday through Saturday nights, then when we flew home on Sunday, we had issues. Yeah, our flight was changed without our knowledge, and we didn't get home until 2 o'clock in the morning on Monday. Yeah, Mr. Jones got up at 4.30.
No, I slept in until 5.30. Oh, wow, you got three hours sleep. Good for you. I got three hours of sleep, yeah. Well, that's not atypical compared to the previous few nights. No, but I was living on the memories. Yes, we have some memories, don't we, baby? We do. So in order to prepare for this evening, what did I make you to drink, Mr. Jones? You made me a Sazerac. I did, and it's authentic. I actually went out and I found a New Orleans website that talked about the history of the Roosevelt Hotel that has a Sazerac bar in it where the drink was invented. Yes. Thank you, dear. You're welcome.
You're really into the whole theme tonight, aren't you? Yeah. And in honor of New Orleans, I don't have a bra on. I noticed that at dinner time. Yeah, you did. I thought that was a new top. Oh, well, no. But I only notice your tops when I see nipples, so I had never seen that one before. Well, I guess maybe I had worn it with a bra before, so then it was just like every other top. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They're all the same if you have a bra on. There were no bras in New Orleans. No, there were very few shirts or tops in New Orleans. That's true. Yeah, clothes were at a minimum.
When we say hot days, that's definitely double entendre. It was hot. You know when the ladies are talking about putting deodorant under your boobs, it's hot. Yes. Angie was having that conversation with us. That's actually pretty genius. Yeah. She's telling me that as I didn't do that. And there was just sweat just pouring down my belly. It was so hot. Yeah. We'll talk more about her later. Yes, we will. So let's do some keeping up with the Joneses first. Yes. Before we get into that. Yes. Because life did exist before novins. Right.
so the we're still working on the website no new news there you keep dragging me all around to these parties and i don't have time to go i know i know oh no you're making progress yeah we're making progress we're still uh i showed it to a few people in new orleans and got some feedback and some ideas so that's cool yep and um we had friends over yes we did and we talked about them last podcast didn't we but well i think we said that well we had gone out to dinner with them um we're talking about that couple next door yes so we j and k, that couple next door podcast.
If you haven't given it a listen yet, please do so. They are hilarious. Yep. We had them down for dinner and we had drinks and we had fun getting to know them and we saw them in New Orleans too. Yes, we did. Yeah. But, but back to the whole, um, having them down for dinner. Yep. So we're, we're getting ready and, um, you know, they had about a half an hour drive or so to get here. So, you know, they texted us and said, we're on our way. Well, then they posted on Twitter that they were going down to have dinner with We Got a Thing, right? Yeah. And I think they took a screenshot.
I think they were playing our podcast yes and so anyway you could see our logo as they were in the car driving down so then Mr. Jones and again this is not going to make sense to you if you haven't listened to them so shame on you you need to give them a listen yeah but um Kay has a reputation for maybe overindulging a little bit and there was time, I'm going to give you a little spoiler alert here. There was one time when she needed a bucket. There was two times, actually. Oh, two times. Oops. But we've helped her. She's beyond that now.
So, yes, she overindulged and she needed to borrow a bucket to get home in the car. So I posted a picture of a bucket with a bottle of wine and a bottle of water next to it and said we were ready for them. But I'm going to stop teasing her about that because... She was a champ in New Orleans. She's been on a roll. Yes, everything was fine. I think they had a good time. I know we had fun hanging out with them a little bit. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Nice having podcasters so close by. I know.
And then the last thing that we want to talk about before we get into the big event, um, is the, uh, lifestyle awards. Right.
Uh, we, we had mentioned last month that you could go on and vote and we were one of, gosh, I don't know about 12 or lifestyle podcasts that were on the ballot more than that yeah and they choose the top three for finalists and then they do an award ceremony in Naughty New Orleans and we got down there and checked in and I had I had just forgotten all about it and then Michael from you and I were sitting on the in the lobby talking to some friends right and michael from playboy radio texted me and he said hey congratulations on being a finalist and i said what i said and i said how did you know is this like inside information and he said open your program so we opened the program and there it was we i hadn't even looked because it just never crossed my mind that we would be in the top three but you we just were we just want to say thank you yes because we were completely blown away we're not we weren't even thinking about it yeah um you know to be recognized by you all um was really meaningful that you know there are a lot of good quality podcasts out there.
And to make the top three, and we were in company, Michael and Holly from Playboy Radio are the ones that won. Right. And then Life on the Swing Set was one of the other finalists, and then there was We Got a Thing. So we felt like we were in pretty good company there in the top, and we were really humbled by the whole thing, but just wanted to take a minute before we get into Naughty in New Orleans just to say, wow. I know. And you know what I really appreciated about that? You know, we met Michael and Holly from Playboy Swing and Playboy Radio a couple of years ago.
Our first time when we were in New Orleans. Before we had a podcast. Right, when we were just kind of thinking about it. And they invited us to sit in and they interviewed us on their radio show. It was live from New Orleans a couple of years ago. So we've kind of run into them a few times here and there and corresponded, corresponded with them a few times. But when, um, when Michael and Holly won, when they accepted their award, they asked us to stand up and they recognized us and said that they were just really proud of how far we had come in two years.
And that was so meaningful that he did that. Yeah. Yeah. Just to really much appreciate it. Yeah. It was a lot of people, good people. And the other thing about the award ceremony, um, it's really the award ceremony is to celebrate the industry. And so you have presenters and you have award winners and you have MCs. And of course you have Bob and test who hosted the whole weekend, but mostly everybody there is in the industry.
So, you know, it's almost an acknowledgement and people talk about their business and what they do and things like that and but we were sitting there and when they announced our names we got the biggest cheer out of anybody the whole night yeah that was pretty because because al and ellie were there with us yep uh c and d from swinging down under yep um jay and angie from average swingers were there um there were just a whole lot of we had a whole lot of support and then a couple couples were there that we had met at our meet and greet that listened to heart podcast so so i think you all really took the room by surprise because when they announced us and everybody cheered, it was really heartfelt.
And after that, it didn't matter that we didn't win. It was just nice to be recognized. Well, and that the other podcasters took time to come to the award ceremony because it was Friday night at, you know, like 830. Yeah. You know, there was dancing upstairs going on and everything.
But that I mean, that's what and we're going to talk about this probably a lot tonight as we um get into you know the whole new orleans experience but the podcast community is amazing yes yep yep so we we um just wanted to say thank you to all of you who voted for us and all the kind feedback that we've gotten and it really did make our weekend to walk around with our heads in the clouds a little bit. Our names were in the program. So thanks for that. Two years ago, we were scared to death. Yeah.
So before we break, a little bit about tonight's podcast is you're not going to get a lot of lessons learned tonight. There's not a lot of analysis going on here. we're just going to talk about the weekend and all the sexy fun that we had. Yes. So, um, don't expect a revelation at the end of this though. We do have a couple of takeaways. Yeah, we definitely have some takeaways to share. I mean, we, we kind of approach things differently and you know, we're going to kind of talk about that and point it out as we get to those types of experiences. Yeah.
So when we come back, put on your seatbelts because, man, that place was rocking. It sure was. All right. We'll be right back. all right well welcome back to segment two of our podcast tonight we're going to talk about the hot days and naughty nights in New Orleans. And very little sleep. And very little sleep. Yeah. And a few five-hour energies. Yes. We went and I don't know. I thought it was going to be better that we went a day early this year, but I think it might have been worse. Yeah. Because we just, instead of using that extra day, we just partied an extra day. Right.
Well, I mean, the first day was pretty tame. I mean, what time do we get there? I think we actually made it into the hotel around 2 or 3. 2.30, yeah. Yeah. On Tuesday afternoon. And the conference doesn't, the parade is on Wednesday night. The official conference doesn't start until Thursday morning, but most people get there on Wednesday.
The first meet and greet is wednesday afternoon right but anyway we got there on tuesday um because it was the fourth of july week and there was no sense in having monday holiday and then working tuesday and then taking off wednesday in my mind that's true just made sense so we went down on tuesday and another good thing about going tuesday is because we were having the meet and greet on wednesday gave us an opportunity to go we we held our meet and greet at the house of blues and we were able to go over there and meet everyone and get the room situated and and this house of blues was amazing i didn't realize that it's the original house of blues i know that there's um you know those uh house of blues throughout the country different cities i i don't know where all they are but I know there's one in Myrtle Beach because we've been to that one before when we go on vacation.
But this was the original one, and it was really interesting the way it was laid out. It had all types of different venues. So they had reserved one of the venues for us called Big Mama's Lounge. Yes. Yeah. We had our own room and it was the perfect size. We ended up having about 75 people. Yeah. 70, 75 people. Yeah. I think any more people in the room would have ended up being too small and they said that it held 75. Yeah. So I think we had, yeah, 75 to 80. Anyway, before we get to that, we, we were down on Tuesday to check that place out and make sure everything was a go. Yep.
And then we, oh, but we get to that, we were down on Tuesday to check that place out and make sure everything was a go. And then we, oh, but we met also who came in early with C&D from Swinging Down Under. Yes. So the first puzzle piece fell into place because there were several podcasters we had not yet met. Right. And C&D were one of them. And we were not disappointed. No, we were not disappointed.
we had a lot of fun with them we did yeah so this had been going on for like months and mr jones and i think it was c yeah you two yeah it was mostly c i think you guys were corresponding by twitter right you're doing direct messaging and and finally she said well i think the four of us should set up a cheeky date so that we don't, you know, miss an opportunity to get down and to be, to be able to get and sit down together. And when she said cheeky, I went to my Australian slang book to see if that meant what I was hoping that it would mean.
But anyway, we, we met with them and we went out to dinner and we ended up going to the house of blues yeah we did we did because we were going to go to another place and i guess it was closed yeah it had closed so we had a great evening with them they're they're just a really fun couple i laughed the whole time i mean they're funny on their podcast but in person oh my gosh There's like no filter yeah he's a bit he's a bit of a clown oh my in a really good way in a good way yes a good way not in a dorky way in a good way oh my gosh we had fun just immediately hit it off yeah so we we went to dinner with them and then we came back and chatted with them for a while And then we went down to the hotel lobby because they were their friends were in town and we got to meet Baby Doll and the law.
Yes, we did. And they are club owners from Australia and they have a club called Our Secret Spot and they are friends with C&D. So we went down and met them and we had, they were on, they had been like traveling for over 24 hours straight. And then they went right into partying. Yeah. So I don't know how they did that. They're a lot younger than we are. That's true. So we got to meet them. And then, and then we ran into some people in the lobby that we had met the year before or two years before. Yeah.
And some of our we were able to catch up with them so the first night was a lot of fun um we didn't stay up oh oh yeah Jay and Angie were there early too we were there and then we got to catch up with them our friends that we met the first year yeah so yeah it was just probably a dozen people just standing around talking in the lobby on on Tuesday night yeah I think I think we we went to bed at like 12 30 yeah it was pretty reasonable the first night wasn't bad yeah yeah but then came the second night yeah so then wednesday it was funny we got up we came downstairs and the elevator doors opened and we walked out and we walked right into literally right into some friends from california that we had met at desire a year ago and they had taken a red eye um and we bumped right into them and it was weird i mean we were getting off the elevator to go to breakfast and they had their bags and they were going up to the room yeah so so they put their bags away and they didn't want to lay down because they had slept on the plane so they just went turned around and went right back out to cafe beignet with us oh we had so much fun i mean how many hours did we talk gosh it must have been like four hours yeah well we were supposed to have seen them at a george event and then we ended up not going and we've been messaging back and forth with them so this kind of thing happened all weekend we kept running into people that that we've known and that's the good thing about it being the third time is we're starting to recognize people yeah so there's still like you know 1600 people there but at least you know you know a handful of them right then the official official party began at two in the afternoon where you ladies went to a girls unccorked.
At a wine bar. Cassidy sponsored a Girls Uncorked at a wine bar. And I think it was our friend from California, Jay and myself and Dee from Swinging Down Under. They had a guy's meet and greet. Well, it wasn't a meet and greet. We just went to a bar and drive. You were hanging out because all your wives were busy. Yeah. Yeah.
So we just went to a bar and you were hanging out because all your wives are busy yeah yeah so we all went to a bar and then we came back at three to barveen where they had the first happy hour or bar takeover and i'm not gonna lie it was kind of nice when you guys weren't there because we ended up standing in um the wine bar itself is kind of small and then they have a big courtyard outside, but it was hot and the wine bar had really nice air conditioning.
So I was with, um, let's see, I think I was with Angie from average swingers and our, um, our friend from California that we ran into, um, I ran into baby doll from Australia, our secret spot. and I think I see C from swinging down under. And then there were other, other people that would kind of float in and out, but the four of us were kind of pretty much stuck together and we were standing right in front of the men's room. Well, when it was just ladies, the ladies were using the men's room. So we got to meet everybody. I was, they would come and go to the bathroom.
you guys came, then it was a little awkward. And, um, well, I was a little disappointed with that because the courtyard last year, they had people with bar stations out there serving wine. I know. But this year the bar was the only thing open. It was just too jam packed. It was way too jam packed. And you know, a little something, speaking of the men's room and me standing in front of the men's room, there's a little something that happened that I haven't shared with you yet. Oh yeah? Jay picked me up and drug me into the men's room. What was he doing there? It was when y'all came. Oh.
I don't know. I hadn't seen you yet. You know, he has a thing about men's rooms. Does he? Yeah. You need to go back through his Twitter feed. He takes a lot of pictures in the men's room. Well, luckily, there was nobody in there. So when he drug me in there, it was just he and I. That's the end of the story? Well, yeah. Yeah. Not a lot happened in there. Well, it's not a very romantic setting. No, it wasn't a very romantic setting, but it was funny as heck. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds like Jay. Yes.
And we had arranged to meet arranged to meet tna from the curious couple there yes because they had just flown into town right about mid-afternoon yeah and there was just a sea of people in there so when we finally connected with tna the four of us decided to go on down to house of blues because that's where the meet and greet was going to be and the four of us us got drinks there. And we were so excited to meet them. We had been texting with them for a couple of weeks and, and we would text it'd be like for an hour straight. Cause we had so much to say.
And we kept saying, I can't wait till we can actually talk to each other instead of have to text. I don't know who was more like fan fanned out. We were, we were fan struck, awestruck by them.
And then they were were they were doing the same thing i know it was ridiculous yeah because we really admire them as a couple and we admire their podcast and we had been waiting a lot we were hoping that they went would go last year but they didn't yeah anyway it was worth the wait yes we were not disappointed the four of us really really had a good time together we really connected and we looking, we're going to announce some things that we're going to do in the future. We'll keep it a little bit under undercover right now, but we're going to do some collaboration with them. Yep, for sure.
So we had drinks with them. And then one of the, one of the bright spots of the weekend was our meet and greet. And for those of you who attended, and I'm not even going to start mentioning where people's screen names are, we were overwhelmed. I mean, there was at least 70 or 75 people. Um, it was very special because we had to announce to everybody that we were in the top three and everybody was really excited about that.
And the bar was open and, you know, we just met it was you know we talk into these microphones and I not that you're if you're very beautiful and I like looking at you but we never get to see our listeners no they're invisible the emails are great that that ties us over but to put skin you know it was I just felt like to hug everybody yeah oh. Oh, it was just so much and work in the room. And we, we made sure that we talked to everybody. And, and so for everybody to take so many people to take that much time out of their trip and come to meet us. Um, it was really special.
We had, and we talked to several of the couples all throughout the weekend. We didn't have a lot of time that night, but we are definitely going to do that again next year. Yeah. And I mean, if you came up and talked to us, that's awesome. And, you know, sometimes you would say, I don't want to be a stalker, but we just wanted to, you know, tell you something or ask you a question. You guys, that was like the highlight. Yes. You know, having y'all come and talk to us, that was not an imposition at all. I mean, that was like a bonus.
so know having y'all come and talk to us that was not an imposition at all i mean no that was like a bonus so if you wanted to talk to us and you didn't you know there's always next year yeah and email and there were so many people so much fun that i got to talk to a little bit and i wanted to go back and talk more i know stories because we would hear a little bit of a story you know but not the whole in-depth. Right. Yeah. And may I just say that we have some very sexy listeners. Yes, we do. Damn, we do. Yeah, I know. That was a good-looking room. I know.
I think we're going to have to leverage this podcast for other things now. Really? Yeah. But anyway, a lot of fun.
That was definitely a highlight for me and then after that we went back oh so we have really two good really friends good excuse me we have two really good friends yes uh a and k from oh yes from the area and they helped set up our meet and greet and we had it had been a year since we had seen them and we were really looking forward to spending time with them so the four of us went to dinner we went to a brewery right down decatur street and had dinner and then came back to the hotel and played i didn't know you were going with that, Mr. Jones.
Well, I thought I was going to have to tell this whole story myself. No. We'd been waiting a long time. Yes, we had. For this, because she was one of my snapshots a year ago. Yes. We played with them at Collette last year. Yeah, and I was ready for round two. Yeah, I think we had all been ready for round two. We Skyped with them, what, like two months ago or something? Yes. Yeah. And then we were texting back and forth, and they're just a great. Quality, quality, easy going, easy to be with couple. And they've been there. Gorgeous.
Oh, yeah, gorgeous oh yeah gorgeous don't forget that part yeah so anyway after dinner we came back to the hotel because colette no we didn't go to colette we went to colette last year we came back to the hotel and snuck them up to our room yeah and did we play the dumb card game didn't we oh yeah we didn't have to yeah we had been waiting a year we had things to get yeah we just needed to get down to business yeah so we did a so i forget we mentioned something about a six-handed massage and the next thing i know she had her clothes off yeah she was laying on the foot of the bed and for a minute there she kept her panties and bra on but that didn't last very long well i took the bra off right away I'm like no no no honey this is gonna just get messy yeah yeah I think we let her keep her panties on for a little while but they weren't really like protecting her much I was no yeah I was a bad girl yeah you were in the you were in the prime location but you know what we need to do is is make a note to take some massage oil with us next year.
Yeah, we had to use the lotion. From the hotel. Yeah, it didn't matter to me. It worked in a pinch, but no, like take our coconut oil next year. Yeah. That with the card game. Yeah, no, I didn't think about that. Yeah. Yeah. So that was a hot session. And we did some soft swap and she did her hair tie move for me oh she did she's got this long gorgeous hair and she made a point to i like i love it when it puts her hair up and she did that for me yeah she has beautiful silky long brown hair yep yeah she has beautiful everything yeah and i, you were right out of the gate.
You had, I don't know how many orgasms you had when he was down on you. Yeah. I was trying to be good and well, no, I wasn't. Okay. So like I was trying to make it last because I didn't want him to stop.
But then once I had the first one, then I just lost the ability yeah time things well it just was what it was i don't think he stopped with one no he didn't so you your fears were unfounded i know yeah and i have to admit so like you know i'm always the one with the self-control right and there's huh what do you mean well like when when we we always have the talk with the couple beforehand we we know them quite well so we know what their play style is and and where their boundaries are and you know we talked just a little bit beforehand and yep we're all still on the same page we're good to go and I didn't say anything while we were playing but after we were done and we were just kind of all laying around i actually said that i had these naughty thoughts going through my head that i really kind of wished i could have talked them into false pop that night oh did you say that i did say that to him didn't you hear that you're a bad girl mrs jones i said it to everybody you must not have had any blood in your head yet no I did I confessed I confessed but I waited we were done okay so but that's all I could think about I it was just like I was just so ramped up I think I was excited because we were in New Orleans and and we had looked forward to seeing them so much and it was just like the whole environment.
And it's so much fun playing with a couple that you know so well. You know, you don't have all that anxiety of trying to figure out what they like or don't like. I have to admit that thought never crossed my mind. Not because I wouldn't have wanted to. You're a good boy. Well, I mean, I just knew what the boundaries were. Well, I knew what they were too.
That's why I didn't say anything until afterwards're naughty i am you need you're you're a bad podcaster you're setting a bad example i waited until after okay well you guys can take that as a compliment i think what is that you're drinking anyway? Mango martini. Yeah. Is it's delicious okay anyway so that was that was wednesday there's all kinds of little tidbits i haven't shared with you yet that are just kind of coming back well i mean jay drug me in the bathroom i wanted to full swap with our soft swap friends, but I was good and didn't do anything inappropriate. Yeah.
I didn't do anything inappropriate. That's ridiculous. Well, you didn't break their, I didn't break the rules. Yeah. Right. You just thought about it. Yes. Which is okay. Yes. That's healthy. I hope so. Yeah. It means you want to be with them again. I do. Okay. And that was just day one. Yeah. It was off to a good start. It was off to a great start. And we had a different, a little bit of a different approach this year. You know, the past two years we've met couples each year and pretty much primarily spent time with those couples during the week.
This year we wanted to do, um, we wanted to challenge ourselves and do something a little bit different because we knew that we wanted to see them and we knew that we were going to meet a lot of listeners and we just wanted to, we had a lot of old friends to connect with. Yeah. Yeah. We had a lot of old friends that we hadn't seen in a while that we were going to see. So we just wanted to go down there and take a day at a time and make no commitments. It was like, you know, you wake up in the next day and you have a clean slate and whatever happens, happens. And I'm a planner. Yeah.
So that was really out of my comfort zone. Yeah. So, you know, we, but it worked well. I mean, we ended up having a really good time, but that was not, um, to be yeah was really out of my comfort zone well and let's face it when you do the math there were more people that we wanted to play with than we had days to play i know so so we knew that we were you know we were we were hoping that we wouldn't hurt anybody's feelings because there were a lot of people there that we really wanted to connect with. But, and I know some people play during the afternoon, but we were busy.
I mean, we had commitments in the afternoon. Yeah. So we really, that wasn't even really an option for us. I think that would have just drained us more. I know. Yeah. So anyway, that was one thing we did do a better job of is we slept in more this year. Yeah, we did. Because we job of is we slept in more this year. Yeah, we did. Because we're morning people. And normally it doesn't matter. We can stay up till three or four o'clock in the morning and still bounce right out of bed at seven. Yeah. And I think we were getting up at eight and nine.
I think the last night, I think Sunday or Saturday morning, I don't think we got up until like almost 10. Yeah, it was close to 10. Yeah. But that's okay. That's why we lasted as long as we did. That's true. So that was Wednesday. So Thursday morning, we got up and we went down to one of our favorite places for breakfast, the Ruby Slipper. Yeah, if you guys go to New Orleans and you don't know of the Ruby Slipper, give it a try. When you go out of the main hotel doors, you just make a right and go down, what, about two blocks or so? Two or three blocks. Yeah, two or three blocks.
And it's right on, it's on Canal Street and it is so good. And I had a big old plate of protein and carbs. You did. You like your breakfast. Oh man, that was good. That's just what we needed.
but we didn't have a lot of time because we came back and thursday at noon we had our first we did a workshop we hosted a workshop yes and we are going to be podcasting about the topic of this workshop workshop in our next probably next month yeah and we did a workshop titled lifestyle rules and boundaries when to make them and when to break them right so we're not going to give a lot away except to say that it was standing room only i know it was really well attended yeah and we had a lot of fun and it you know where was it i mean it's so it was in one of the ballrooms on the second floor.
It was in the Astor 3 ballroom. It was in the dungeon. Or was it 2? It was in one of the dungeon rooms. Yeah. And so Mr. Jones and I walk in, and they already had all the chairs set up for us and everything. We didn't need to do anything. We walk up to the front of the room. There's a St. Andrew's Cross and a spanking bench. Yes.
And I was like, oh, what kind of workshop do they think we're going to lead in here yeah but again we had a lot of support a lot of our listeners were there thank you and a lot of podcasters were there tna were there cnd al and ellie yeah i don't know if jay and angie were at that one but um very attended. And we had a great dialogue. I mean, everybody was talking and participating. Yeah, I was afraid it would be just you and I yapping and it would be crickets in the audience. But no, there was tons of participation. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. The hour was gone before we knew it. I know.
So then after that workshop, we podcasted with Jay and Angie from Average Swingers. So you're going to have to catch, we had fun. We did. We, I think it was about maybe 20 minutes or 25 minutes we talked with them. And, uh, that's going to, that's interview is going to be, well, it really wasn't an interview. No, we just, the four of us just talked. Well, we won't blow the topic because Jay, there was something that Jay wanted to talk about. You'll have to listen. Yeah, that you'll have to listen to. I think they interviewed quite a few podcasters.
I think they're going to do a compilation and put it all together. It should be hilarious. Yeah, so check out Average Swingers and you'll hear our 20 or 30 minute conversation with them. And then after that, we were on a panel, an experienced swingers. Yeah. Experience swingers 401 was the title of it. And it was Michael and Holly from Playboy Radio, Jay and Angie, and Mr. and Mrs. Jones, right? And another couple. I don't have a podcast. Yes. M and S. Yes. Yeah.
They were there as experts as well as well yes so there were eight of us and jay was the moderator no michael was the moderator yeah right yeah yeah jay was the moderator the next day right yeah michael was the moderator and we had a good time you know again standing room only didn't have enough chairs um had a great conversation and basically michael just opened up the floor and asked people to ask us questions and then any of us could just kind of dive in and answer so and and again it just the hour flew by it was really fun yeah well when michael's got the microphone in his hand you know there's never going to be any dead space no he does a really good job yeah yeah but Yeah.
Yeah. But he's a great guy. Um, yeah. So then that was another commitment that we had. And then after that, we finally got to go to a bar. Yes. Yeah. I think we went to fat cats. Did some dancing. I think there's a picture on Twitter of you dancing with Angie. Oh yeah. That was our first dance together. That was your first dance, not your last. No. No. And Jay and Kay were there from that couple next door. Yeah. And then I think a couple that are friends with Jay and Angie were there. Yeah. I think the eight of us pretty much hung out. Yeah. We hung out under the air conditioning vent. Yes.
It was pretty hot there. Yeah, definitely. I just remember I got the biggest beer in the whole world. I don't know how many ounces that cup was, but it was so big I could barely hold it. It was 22 ounces. Yeah, I mean, that was a pretty big beer. Not bad. You drank it. I did drink it. Yeah, big girl. And then after that. Oh, that was when. what happened there. So is this something else? I don't know. It was another bathroom story. No, it was some random girl. So of course I drink a 22 ounce beer. You have to go to the bathroom.
So I went to the ladies room and I, you know, I went in the stall and I shut the door, but it was a, you know, these bars get some wear and tear and it was a wooden door and the little lock thing had, um, that like the wood around it had become worn. So I had like slid the lock, but it wasn't really secure. It wasn't catching. Yeah, it wasn't catching, but the door was closed. So another lady came in and there were only two stalls in there and there was somebody else in the other stall and she didn't realize that I was in there and she opened the door while I was going to the bathroom.
This is so sexy. And she's like, Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And I'm like, no, it's okay. So anyway, I finished up what I was doing and she, by this time, the other stall was free and she went in there.
So we ended up washing our hands at about the same time and she was just mortified she's like I cannot believe I did that I'm so sorry I'm like seriously we're here in New Orleans for a swinger convention and we're probably going to see each other naked in the playrooms before the week is over it's not that big of a deal and she's like hey yeah you're right yeah you do get a new perspective right yeah yeah so that was the bar takeover yeah yeah then we had one more responsibility yeah we had one more responsibility that day there was a meet and greet where a bunch of the presenters for the conference had to gather down at six o'clock and and that wasn't really that well attended and we had more important things to do because we were going to dinner with tna from the curious couple podcast that's right we wanted to get out of there and where did we go oh we went to the redfish grill yes the redfish grill which is right across the street yeah very nice nice restaurant yeah and t and I talked about podcasting pretty much.
It was so nerdy. Half the conversation was about podcasting. These two gorgeous guys are sitting there talking about all kinds of nerdy stuff and newsletters and websites and downloads and like, Oh, come on. Yeah. Let's talk about sexy stuff. I know. I shame on me because I've been waiting a long time to meet A I know you're sitting there looking at this and T and A are very, very attractive, both of them. Yes, they are. So here we are talking about nerdy stuff. We're with, you know, this gorgeous, gorgeous couple. But, yes, they are very attractive.
But they're also very smart and intelligent and warm and friendly. We're the type of people. We could be friends. If they lived closer, we would be friends. They're just easy to talk to. We have a lot in common. We think a lot on the same lines about a lot of things. So it's too bad they're so far away. I know. But if I didn't say it before, we're planning something. We're going to collaborate together. Stay tuned listeners in the future.
So we enjoyed dinner with them that night and we decided that we wanted to go to Colette because as a part of your conference fees, you can either go to Colette for free on wednesday night or thursday night right you can go on friday or saturday but you have to pay a fee right so we went on thursday night and we met we ran into our friends from the west coast that we had breakfast with the day before and then there were some who there were some other friends that we had there from miami our friends from miami they do you know george party that we yes yes they were there yeah and then i ran into um john and jackie the owners of colette right and i started talking to them and you were out on the dance floor and every time i walked by you were dancing with some other couple you were bouncing around when we first walked in i don't want to forget we we ran into um a couple of our listeners i think they were from north carolina remember we talked to them for a long time they were in that sofa right when you walked in the door yeah we talked to them for a long time oh yeah so that was kind of fun he and i were of fun.
He and I were in the same profession. No, they were from Georgia. They were from Georgia. That's right. Yeah. That's right. We just had a lot in common with them. Yeah. We saw them a couple times throughout the weekend. Yeah, we had a long conversation. We're going to have to go to Trapeze in Georgia. Yes. So many people have invited us. Yeah, I think they said they would show us the ropes. Yeah. So that's on our list. But yeah, it was great talking to them. And, you know, we were dancing with different couples. And then, you know. Yeah, and then you were talking to John and Jackie. Yeah.
And then I went to get a drink. Or I went to the bathroom and I came back.
And you were dancing with two other of our listeners that we met at the meet and greet and the four of us started dancing together right we had just met them and i couldn't remember their names they had come to one of our sessions we had met them at our meet and greet and then they had come to at least one of our sessions and and i remember him sharing during one of the sessions and and i really liked what he had to say and uh so then i saw him on the dance floor and they're a really really attractive couple I'll see you next time.
sharing during one of the sessions and I really liked what he had to say. And, uh, so then I saw him on the dance floor and they're a really, really attractive couple. And he, you know, when you, did we say we have a lot of attractive listeners? Um, maybe we should say it again. We have a lot, a lot of attractive listeners. So anyway, when I saw him on the dance floor, I could not remember their names to save my life. And his lanyard was backwards because you have to wear a lanyard if you are going to any of the conference-sponsored events or whatever.
So you have this dorky purple lanyard on, but we all have them on, so whatever. But his was backwards, and their names weren't showing. So I was like, well, what the heck, now or never. So I danced my way over to him, and I flipped his lanyard around and I said I can't remember your name to save my life so then anyway I started talking to them while Mr.
Jones was good move in the restroom yeah you did the old I forgot your name routine I know work like a charm yeah yeah and then I came back and you were dancing with both of them so I started dancing yeah and she had a blue dress on and it was stunning yeah it was and it like framed her cleavage yeah that dress was made for her it forced you to look at her yeah well and she was a tall girl and I'm not tall so that's what I was looking at yeah yeah right it was very convenient for me and we the four of us were dancing and then somebody got on the the pole. Yeah.
Somebody got on the pole and danced, and she and I turned around and watched that. And she and I just started connecting on the dance floor. Yeah, he and I did, too. I had a lot of fun dancing with her, and we started to get hot and bothered and sweaty, and we chatted a little bit more. And then we did something that we don't usually do.
was a first for us totally yeah because i mean we had met them the day before maybe and talked with them briefly yeah and i don't really remember exactly how this played out yeah but somehow i know how it ended well i know how it ended too but somehow we from dancing, and I think I was probably kissing him on the dance floor. I'm sure I was. She and I were kissing, too. Yeah. Yeah. But then the next thing I know is the four of us were like, let's go find a playroom. Yes. So. And we went upstairs and Colette, but it was wall-to-wall people. Yeah.
And the only bed that we found had a big old wet spot in the middle. Well, it had been used, and the lady working that floor hadn't had a chance to come over. Yeah, they took the sheet off, but they hadn't put a new sheet back on. Yeah, and it was really crowded. So anyway, we said, well, we could go back to the hotel. Yeah. So that's what we did.
And on the way back to the hotel, we realized that what we did and on the way back to the hotel we realized that it was late and the playrooms were probably not only going to be crowded well first of all we had to gone back to our rooms and changed because you can't wear street clothes on the playroom floor and then we would have had to have you know connected back up with them and we would not have had a lot of time in the playroom so yeah if we found a bed yeah if we, if we even found a bed. So we were like, do you want to come to our room? Yes. So they said yes.
And then that night we did play the dumb card game. We did play the card game. Yeah. Worked like a champ. Yeah. And in the card game, you know this card game is not so dumb hey did you all hear that that was a moment because it comes in handy the next night too but anyway it because during the card game you had to she drew a card that and she had to say what one of her favorite position was oh right she said doggy style and i was like ding because that's my favorite position how convenient yeah so after that i kind of forgot how the rest of the Thank you. Oh, right. She said doggy style.
And I was like, ding, because that's my favorite position. How convenient. Yeah. So after that, I kind of forgot how the rest of the game went. But we ended up, you know, doing a lot of hot and heavy stuff during the game when we got to the action cards. Yes. And then we had a conversation with them.
And it was funny because we said, guess we better have a conversation and she said well of course it's the joneses you have to do things by the book i'm like well we did a seminar i can't just break the rules i don't have any credibility and they came to the seminar so yeah like if i throw the rule book out the window then you're not gonna anything I had to say. So they gave us the perfect answer, and that was their situational, period. And that's what we are. That's right. So we decided to start soft and then see how it went and decide during.
And it went smashingly, so the situation changed for the better. It did. Yeah. It did. I'll tell you, she was really good at what she did. So was he. Yeah. And we did some back and forth oral, and she gave me... Oh, she was really... I liked her because she was very decisive. I had gone down on her, and she had gone down on me. And then she said, okay, get up and sit here on the end of the bed. And then she got down on her hands and knees.
Oh'm sorry i'm getting things out of order so we we did the i went down on her she went down on me i don't know what the hell was going on your side of the bed because i wasn't paying much attention but we got to a certain point and I said, I really want to fuck. And so I think she popped up and said, are you guys okay with that? Then we get the head nod from your side of the bed. Oh, yeah. I think I was quick to chime in and say, yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah.
And then so we got the condoms and we went to full swap and it was, it was one of those times where she was very, we were very in tune with each other and I had never, obviously I'd never been with her before, but there were a couple of things that I did that she responded to and then I kept coming back to that and we had a really good time and we went for a long time and you guys did too. Yeah. What was going on on your side?
I just, yeah, I, he went down on me for a long time and then I went down on him and I think we, I think we started out missionary and then, uh, I think I, I can't remember. I think we went like doggy style. I get sex brain. I'm not very good at remembering stuff. Well, I remember that you stopped the action because you started one of your earthquake orgasms. I know. And she had to stop, and we had to stop and look over at you while you had that. Yeah. Anyway, we stopped.
We took a break, and I wasn wasn't finished and i don't think he was finished and so we took a break and had some water and and chatted for a few minutes and then when we went to start back up again she said i want you to sit on the edge of the bed and she got down on her knees and she started giving me a blow job on the floor and then she started giving me a hand job and I said um after a while I said I think I'm getting close and she said well that's good because I want you to come on my tits and that was the end when she said that it didn't take much longer than and that's what I did and holy cow yeah.
Yeah, they were fun. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. What a solid couple. We had so much fun. Again, that's the way it should be. Yeah. That's the way it should be, and they're from the Midwest, so they're our Midwest couple. Yeah. Everybody lives so far apart. That's a sad thing. I know.
I'm good to see everybody for a a year i know but but back to our conversation about we had never really hooked up with somebody that quickly before um it was a success it was a success because i mean we had a lot in common with them as far as like um life situation you know our kids were you know grown their kids were overgrown, um, life situation, you know, our kids were, you know, grown, their kids were grown, um, you know, just very, uh, solid, comfortable relationship and just kind of trying to figure out, you know, what kind of trouble they can get into to make it better.
And I instantly felt comfortable with him too. Yeah. A very respectful guy. Yes. You know, very, you know, I don't, I didn't have to worry at all. I knew that he was going to treat you the right way. Yeah. I just had that feeling. So day two, cha-ching. I know. Just a gorgeous, happy couple. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of fun. So that was, I'm losing track of time. That was Friday. That was Thursday. That was Thursday. Oh, smokes. We hadn't even got to Friday yet. No. That was Thursday. Yep. So Friday was tough because we had the podcast roundtable at 10 freaking o'clock in the morning. Yeah. Yeah.
So I think we got up at 830. I set the alarm for 830. Is that when we ran? Oh, no. You know what happened that day? Oh, we had a savior that day. Yes, we did. Dee from C&D and Swinging Down Under texted us and said he was going out for coffee. And he asked us if we wanted him to bring us some coffee. So thank you very much, Dee. We owe you one. Yes.
and he even put extra cream in my coffee for me yeah it was perfect so we didn't have to go out for coffee we just went right to the podcasters meet and greet and he came in with our coffee yep nice yes and that so last year when we did this podcaster panel we had about four or five people show up we had well yeah I think there were three couples the one couple came right away and then the other two couples straggled in yeah but this year this year we had almost another full house yeah 10 o'clock in the morning room and we had a whole it was almost like um a whole different set of podcasters this year last year there was John and Allie and there were the swap foos and the tangos page and pen yeah and us and jay and angie and bliss bringers yeah so this year it was the only two podcasts that were represented from the year before were jay and angie average swingers and us right and so it but it but it was al and ellie from the aussie swingers and us.
Right. And so it, but it, but it was Al and Ellie from the Aussie swingers and C and D. Well, they really cheated. They sat in the front row. They should have been sitting on the panel. Right. But they were there. And J and K from that couple next door. Yes. T and A from Curious Couple. Yes. I got, I got to sit next to T. Yeah. No wonder you didn't say much. I know. Maybe I was distracted. You were definitely distracted. Well, I was sitting next to Ellie. Oh yeah. You had the same problem. Yes, I did. She, yeah. Anyway. So yeah.
Um, it was, did you, did we say everybody so al and ellie i think so mossy swingers and jay and yeah jay and angie yeah yeah uh good turnout we had talked about podcasting and and answered questions for everybody and jay was in charge yeah jay he did a good job moderating we needed that kind of personality at 10 o'clock in the morning yes get everybody up and thinking. And he hadn't been feeling very good the day before, so he was just starting to get his mojo back. So that was a lot of fun. And then after that, we all went back to Cafe Beignet for brunch. Oh, that's right.
And that's when we got to spend some quality time with Al and Ellie. Yes, we sat at the same table as them and yeah what a great couple and i'll tell you what they are genuine um they are i call they are they are international podcast ambassadors yes and lifestyle ambassadors that's what i meant to say lifestyle ambassadors she they. She, they're both so respectful. They're both gorgeous. Um, you know, they, and they have those accents. Oh yeah. Yeah. Just, just, they're very supportive of all the podcasting, very supportive of the lifestyle. Very, um, just a very solid couple.
And we just had a great time, you know, talking to them and getting to know them. Yep. So that, that was a lot of fun. Then I think we went back and took a nap. Yes, we did. We literally went to bed. Yeah. Because we knew we were going to be going to the beach takeover, the party. And that's what we, we'd got up and went to the beach, the bar, which is a bar on Bourbon street. Yeah, they do a foam party there, and they have a huge dance floor in the back. It's kind of a covered, open building, but it's covered in the back.
And there's upstairs balconies on each side of that room, and it's like air-conditioned up there. Even though it's outside, they're blowing cold air up there. so after like an hour of sweating down on the main floor and it was so crowded we managed to work our way up there well we we ran into the couple that we spent time with yeah our midwest friends from the night before hung out with them for a while and they wanted to meet some friends that we have that live in the same state they live in. So we're like, I think they're up on that balcony.
So we managed to fish our way up there so that we could make sure that they met each other. And they live on opposite sides of the state, but it's still fairly close. So we ran into them and hung out there and watched the show. They were doing like dance contests and all kinds of silly stuff. Yeah. And then we went back and we had a dinner date with some people that we met from the West Coast. Yes. So we had West Coast friends that invited us out to dinner. Right.
We met them at our meet and greet and I talked to them throughout the weekend and, and they had a really, really interesting story to share. And that was one of those stories where you couldn't just stand around with a, you know, a million other people talking and get the whole story. So we were like, well, we need to sit down at dinner with y'all. So we managed to make that happen. Yeah. So, so we, we wanted to hear their story, right, honey? It just so happened that they were ridiculously gorgeous. Yes. That was just a convenient, yeah, aftersight or whatever. She's very beautiful.
Yes, and he's very handsome. Yeah. You know, we are certainly fortunate. I don't know what we did to deserve that. But, yeah, but anyway, we had a great dinner with them. We had a great conversation with them. Then that evening was the Lifestyle Awards Ceremony. Right, so we had to do dinner early. We had to get back and go to that awards ceremony. Yeah, so we went to the awards ceremony. We already talked about that, so I won't get into that again. But it was a lot of fun for us. I was going to blow it off this year, but then we were finalists, so we ended up going. But anyway.
And that night was kind of splintered because there was a lot going on that night. They had like a big hypnotist show that some people went to, and then they had a couple different dance parties upstairs. I think that was blackout night. Yeah. So I think a couple different parties upstairs, and you and I were kind of hanging out in the two different ballrooms where the dancing was going on most of the night. So the couple we went to dinner with that we really wanted to hook up with later, we got separated from.
They went to one show, and we went upstairs, and that's where we ran into the swap foods yeah we ran into the swap foods and talked to them for a while and mrs swap who was a little over served and she was the first to say so yeah she was and we met them two years ago and again they were another they were our first podcast that we ever listened to yes so they're right up there um we're big fans of their show and we were so happy to learn that they're starting to podcast again yeah and they're they've changed the format of their show and they just released their first new episode and he just tweeted out today that he's got content for the second one.
Oh, good. So it was really, you know, they're just, they have the voices and her laugh and the chemistry that they have. Oh, sense of humor. Oh, my gosh, they're funny. But anyway, this is for you, foo girl. And that is, cheers, God damn it. That's what she said when she saw me. She said, cheers, God damn it. I said, well, I'm going to podcast that out for you. We can't make that the title. I'm going to give that. So she was going to hold me to that. And then about that time, this girl comes walking by, and she's got one of these, I don't know if it was a raccoon tail or a squirrel tail.
It was like a fox tail, I think. Fox tail, and it was a butt plug. And she's walking around. It was like 12 inches long, like the tail, the furry. It was super thick, like a two-inch diameter, furry fox tail, but it was a butt plug. Yeah, so she walks by, and Mrs. Swap Fu, food girl, goes, I'm going to go get, I'm going after her. And Mr. Swap Fu was going, Oh Lord, don't do that. Don't. And she, I thought she was going to go yank it out of her butt, but she didn't. She just petted it and started talking to the girl. Yeah.
I think she was asking the girl about how, you know, what the butt plug actually was like and everything. And yeah, she was like just stroking it. She might have given it a little tug. Yeah. But that was a real treat being able to talk to them because they're, you know, they're like, we're starstruck when we see them because we've listened to them for so long. Yeah. And then fortunately, fortunately, we did hook back up with our West Coast friends that we had dinner with. Right. And again, we didn't feel like we had enough time to go to the playroom because it had gotten really late.
It was late at that point. I think it was already almost two o'clock. Yeah. So we went back to the bedroom and played the dumb card game. Yes, we did. aren't you glad i packed it oh my gosh well i'll get into some of it later but i don't know how to describe her she's so she's intelligent she's beautiful she's very outgoing and she's really passionate and when she knows what she wants. Yeah, and when she kisses you, she's into it, and everything else that she does, she's into it, and we had a great time. Yes.
And again, we talked with them, and we decided that we would just start soft, right, and see how it went. Yeah.
And I felt like I was in a porn movie in a good way yeah in a good way what was going on on your side he was just really he went down on me and he was just really good at it yeah really good yeah yeah really good yeah it um sometimes like when I don't know it takes me a long time to get started sometimes but I think I was just so and we were looking forward to being with them so I think I was already kind of you know in the right gear so to speak to begin with but yeah it didn't take long for me to feel pretty good about things yeah yeah and I went down on her and and um he had given me a hint as to where her secret spot was and so I made sure I paid attention to that and it definitely worked she was very responsive she was very good at indicating um through body language what she liked and she would position herself and i like that and she's very very comfortable very confident and man that and then when she went down on me and she was really going to town and just having a good time and very sexy.
I just liked watching her. I was surprised I lasted through that. And we took a little bit of a break. And I think it was me again that suggested condomsoms and we looked over at you all and you gave us the thumbs up oh yeah and then what she did i've never had this happen before i don't know if you've seen this before but she had a you gave her one of your little vibrators right and she laid face down on the bed and she held the vibrator on her clit I'll see you next time.
vibrator right and she laid face down on the bed and she held the vibrator on her clit and she had one knee like cocked up and then I did her from behind so she was laying flat on the bed and I put one of my hands in the small of her back and then I my right hand was on the small of her back and my left hand was like over her shoulder and that's when I I mean I went for a while but I was done at that time it was sexy it was so hot and she was being very verbal yeah about it and then there was some crazy stuff going on on your side I know well he was he he was, he was doing me doggy style and he, he's in really good shape because he did it for a long time.
And it was, I mean, he was like doing it hard and that was a good thing. I liked it. Yeah. You know, and, and it was, it was fun. We were kind of almost like trying to outdo each other or whatever it, it was pretty intense for a long time. It wasn't just a few seconds.
And when he was doing that's the first time that because i had just finished and i remember saying i said something like man just fuck my wife hard i've never said anything like that before i and i think that helped him yeah and then and then she was getting into it she was watching too and he was pounding you pretty hard no it felt really good it was fun yeah it was fun because it lasted i mean it did you know because sometimes i'll we'll do that and then you know one of us will get tired and and then you switch positions or whatever but this went on for a long time and she was cheering him on too well and she was so verbal i mean she was like turning both of us on because you know we and we were both watching you guys while we were playing i mean we didn't really stop what we were doing really we might have paused here or there but you know you all were just serving as you know extra you know stimulation for us because it there was a lot of really verbal sexiness right going on on the bed next to us you mrs jones you looked awesome that night well thank you you did yeah so then are you gonna go ahead and say it no you say it oh well no because i don't want you accuse me of saying something i didn't want you to talk about that so i'm gonna let you say it so i knew it was coming i could tell you could tell during the time yeah okay yeah yeah i i guess i probably suspected it but it doesn't happen very often when we play with other people um usually i try to i don't know for whatever reason, I avoid it with other people.
It happens with you and I kind of often, but I don't know. So anyway, after he and I finished doggy style and he, and he was finished, then I think he started playing with me with his fingers. Right. As isn't his words, you're amazing ass. Yeah. Yeah.
I think when he finished I I just like stayed there on my on my knees and elbows because I just I was in such heaven I just didn't want to move you were like downward dog and yoga yeah I was so he he used his fingers and was playing with me and then I ended up like squirting all over the bed all over him in the bed yeah but he took that as a badge of honor because he had never made a woman do that before well after what he had just done to me I think everything had been rubbed just right it was just it was there I don't he didn't really have to try it was ready to go so that was Yeah.
I'm getting a little uncomfortable just thinking about it. Oh, they were so much fun. I know. And I think that night lasted until about 345. Yes, it was 330 or 345. Yeah. Oof. Yeah. Yeah, we're getting too old for this shit. Supposedly, but I think we were hanging pretty tough. I know, we were. That was great. And that was only Friday. Yeah. Thank guys thank you yes and you know who you know we're talking to you until next time yeah i know but again the west coast well honey we might have some pokers in the fire here too uh yeah for for people to stay tuned for, right? We should move. Yeah.
We need a house in Austin, in Los Angeles, in Chicago, and here in D.C. One of us needs a different job. We could just rotate. Yeah, one of us needs a different job. Yeah, yeah, that would be you. Yeah, yeah, probably me. All right, let's turn the page and go to Saturday. Okay, last day. The finish line was in sight. Saturday is the big day. Yeah, I think we drag our asses out of bed at like 9.45. And we got out so late that we didn't want to wait for breakfast, so we just went across the street to Starbucks.
Well, we walked down to the Ruby Slipper, and there was an hour and a half wait an hour and a half wait hour and a half yeah well we could have walked a couple blocks down but we just decided to get coffee because it was so late and then we figured we would just get a lunch yeah a little while so we went across the street and we ran into our midwest friends yes we kept bumping into yeah it was good to catch up with them and then we went back to the hotel and went to the lobby bar. And I said, you know what?
We need to start writing this stuff down because we're going to forget the order of events. And as soon as we started writing stuff down, a couple that we met at the Miami George event recognized us and came over. And so I put the notebook away because she's really hot and she brought her husband over and we talked to them for a while and then we had come off the elevator and we ran into a couple that another couple that we met that was the night before yeah but we didn't even know they were going to be there and we met them at the them at the George event.
So anyway, the, that's the four of them invited us to dinner that night. Yeah. So we made dinner plans for later in the evening with them. Um, but we went to, after we chatted with them in the lobby bar for a while, we went to a 2 PM session, uh, and we did not have to work this one. We sat in the crowd, but this was about gaining consent and it was Michael and Holly and Jay and Angie and John and Jackie, John and Jackie from Colette. Yes. And then Heather and Jason who, um, iOS, iOS connections. Yeah.
They were the facilitators the moderators um and that was a good session too so that and that lasted about an hour and then we went to instead of going to the miss no bikini contest which we did last year we went over to the swamp yeah and we ran into a bunch of people there we met we ran into, we walked down there with Jay and Andy. Oh, we got pizza. And we stopped and got pizza, which was really smart. Pizza absorbed beer really well. Yeah, needed to get the stomach lined with that grease. Yeah. Yeah. So then we went to the swamp. Hung out. And we ran into the couple from St. Louis. Yeah.
And we also saw. We saw some good friends of ours that we met two years ago. Yes. That live close to us. That we see fairly often. Just happened to be his birthday. Oh, yeah. And I got to give him a birthday kiss. I mean, how lucky can you be to be at Noddy in New Orleans on your birthday? I would have worn it, I would have worn a shirt or something that said today's my birthday. Yep. And then I would have gotten all the attention, but yeah, we ran into them. Um, who else was, I think Alan Ellie were there and. And our West coast friends were there. Yeah. Our West coast friends were there.
That's right. And we ran into lots of people there. That was fun. Yeah.
So we had some beer there beer there oh and baby doll on the law were there and she rode the bull yeah and she's like she's like an olympic bull rider or something i know and she is about what is she about five feet tall she is one of the tiniest people i've ever seen and she's but she's tiny but her figure is absolutely perfect well and she's got such a she's just a happy person she's beautiful but she's just very unassuming yeah so she gets great sense of humor she gets on this bull and she's posing like a model you know she's got one hand up in the air she's got this long long curly brown hair and it's like swinging around and she's just like laughing like it's no big deal.
Like this bull isn't anything. And they turned it all the way up and she was just riding it and posing for pictures like she was some sort of a pro. I think she was. Yeah. And then her dismount was even graceful. Yeah, she fell off when she wanted to fall off. Yeah, she didn't get slung off of it. She chose to fall off. She says, I'm done with this. It's getting boring. And she jumped off. Uh, yeah, that was entertaining. That was very entertaining. Yeah. Then we went across to Razoo and we ran into the couples, the two couples that we were going to dinner with. Right.
But then we also caught up with TNA. Yep.
And then st louis our st louis friends came over right um ended up just hanging around there and had some more beer did we go back and take a nap no no we didn't we powered through on saturday yeah because we slept in so late yep yeah so then we went back and got ready for dinner and we went to the palace palace cafe it's on canal street yeah right now it was really a nice place yeah that turtle soup was amazing yeah we had turtle soup yeah one of the gentlemen ordered a a bowl of turtle soup for the table we just we just kept passing the bowl around everybody take a couple spoonfuls and pass it around we haven't even talked about the food i mean i had oysters in the half shell twice yep and i had drum fish one night i had shrimp creole one night i i had gumbo yeah a couple different times yeah it was amazing the food there was amazing but anyway we went to dinner with our four friends and this was mardi gras night and so we came back and we and again we had no plans and we ended up upstairs and we ended up with j and angie and c and d from swinging down under right and a couple from st louis and with j and k from that couple next door and our our New Orleans friends.
Yes, and our New Orleans friends. Yes. That's right. So we all just started hanging out. We were just all talking and laughing. I mean, Dee from Swinging Down Under is so funny. Yes, he is. Funny. And I you know what? I think I told him on Saturday night that I had a crush on him.
it was obvious it wasn't yes sometimes I'm not very yeah it's late and I've been drinking maybe I'm not as subtle as I could be the Australian accent I know well I had a crush on him to begin with especially remember the episode where they read the story it was for me to make my panties wet and yes yes well then I got it in person and then I got to see his like gorgeous face and and his personality really you know comes out when you're talking to him face to face so I think I actually whispered in his ear that I had a bit of a crush on him yeah so all of us just we were just hanging out, chatting, have a good time, drinking.
And about that time, like everybody started getting really tired and losing energy. Yeah. So we just, the eight or 10 of us, we just sat, we just stood around up there. You know who I really got to talk to that night was the St. Louis couple. Yeah. I wish, um, we had more time to talk to them before it was the last night. And they were actually headed to bed because they drove. So, yeah. So hopefully they'll come back next year and we'll get a chance to spend more time with them because they were awesome. Yeah, they were awesome. So we ended it more on a fun, social time.
And we were happy with that.
We couldn't have asked for a better ending no we met we met a lot of new friends we got to meet a lot of our listeners um we are really honored as podcasters to to be there it was really a different um event for us this year but saw a lot of old friends and i believe that you know one of the best things about this country and there's some good things and bad things is the diversity right and at this when there's 2,000 people together you get the diversity of the lifestyle right it's a cross section of society it's a cross section of society and there's a lot that goes on there and there's a lot of different styles.
There's sexual swingers, there's social swingers like us, there's old, there's young, there's new, newbies, there's experienced, and there's a lot going on. And if you're new, and if you've never been there before, it can be overwhelming. It can be. Because there's some crazy stuff that goes on. And the danger is that you can look at people and start to judge them and say, well, that's not how swinging is, or that's not how I go. But really, um, what we've learned now that this is our third year is they're just having fun. Everybody's having fun.
It's a place where you can go and let your hair down. Yeah. No matter what your hair is, you know, what your style is, you can just be it. I mean, every socioeconomic level is represented. Um, you know, it's just everybody there letting their inhibitions run free. Right. So you're going to see some things that are a little bit scary.
Um, I i mean i saw some stuff that yeah honestly i saw some stuff that i found somewhat off-putting yes um it's not my style right i think there's a time and a place for everything even at a swinger convention yes um you know so yeah i didn't but you know what i turned my back on it it. Instead of letting it freak me out or wig me out or gross me out, I just was like, oh, well, hmm. And I just turned my back and started laughing at J and D from Swinging Down Under because they were definitely a good distraction. So I guess we're running long. Let me try to sum this up.
If you decide to go to Naughty in New Orleans, we still endorse the conference. We still think you'll have fun. Right. But if it's your first time or even your second time, uh, it can be overwhelming. And so be intentional. Um, you know, try to schedule things to surround yourself with people that you think you're going to connect with. And like a great place to start would be our meet and greet. Of course it would, honey. Yeah. So if you look at the schedule and go to the workshops, a lot of people blow the workshops off, but. The workshops are awesome.
I mean, what their workshops on everything. Yeah.
From newbies 101 to naked speed dating, which, you know, again again can be kind of intimidating if you're new but if you're not i understand it's really fun we haven't done it no there's bondage there's um like tantric sessions um that just absolutely anything that you could possibly be interested in i think what you would have found something to learn about yeah so take advantage of those things because you're going to not only will you learn something but you'll meet people in a really calm quiet you know kind of environment where you can look around and chat with people right i think at our sessions we had what probably like 50 to 60 people yeah you know so that's a manageable crowd yeah so after it was over people kind of hang around and talk yeah you know so that that's a good place where because at the bars it's so loud um if you're if you think my voice is raspy i think i came home kind of hoarse because you're just talking so loud for like four days just constantly talking over music to people right you know so it can be hard to have conversation at, at the evening events where you know you're in the ballroom with music or at the bar takeovers which are ridiculously loud yeah so find that smaller venue or just you know what you and i do a lot is we hang out in the lobby people that's right where the elevator banks are and people are getting off the elevators and if you sit there for 15 minutes somebody's going to walk by that you've seen before yeah so as far as like my list of lessons learned for this third not eat new orleans for us is you know like we just said we intentionally didn't stick with one couple during the week because we want we really wanted to meet more people this year yeah and we did a pretty good job of that i'd say I don say true.
Hey, high five. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Um, the other thing we did that was new is, is we, we hooked up a Colette. I mean, I can't believe we did that. We're, that's not us. We're usually not that brave. Yeah. So I'm actually pretty proud of us for doing that. And then it turned out so smashingly. It did. Thanks to our Midwest friends. I know. All because his lanyard was backwards and I couldn't remember his name. Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, that and then that, like you said, that keyhole in her dress. Her dress. Yeah, I just couldn't. It was magnetic. So, yeah, so we hooked up at a club.
And then we didn't play in the playrooms all week. No. We took a tour one night. The night they first opened, what was that, like Thursday night?
Like an hour before they opened, they'll let you walk around so you can see the different themes of of the rooms and um we did that but then we never ended up going back to play because by the time we would play it would be too late or i don't know i don't know um well we had a nice room and we had a nice big room we did it was really comfortable yeah our room was at the end of the hallway kind of the like on the corner of the building and it was near the pool yeah it was bigger than a typical room. So that worked out well.
And then Saturday night, I mean, we kind of had a couple different scenarios on our radar, but we were, I don't know, I think our ADD kicked in or something. We had like too many pokers in the fire that night, and there was too much going on. So we would talk to one couple and then somebody... Oh, we didn't mention the couple from Kentucky. Yes. Yeah, so we talked to a couple from Kentucky that night. Yeah, they were on our radar. Yes, they were definitely on our radar. But I think they had already made other arrangements or potential arrangements or whatever. Yes.
And that was the last so we missed that opportunity yeah but that happened a lot that night just you know we came close to making a connection and then we didn't but ultimately we ended up where we needed to be i know that was so much fun yeah yeah i don't know if it was better than sex But yeah, I don't want to say it was. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So. That was so much fun. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it was better than sex, but yeah, I almost say it was. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So there's always room for growth. Yes. So hopefully we'll see you next year. Yes.
We're going to have to get a different venue for our meet and greet. I think so. Because I think we had filled up that room. Yeah. But they had other venues there at the House of Blues. I don't know if we'll have it there again next year, but they were very easy to work with, and it was just fairly effortless for us. Okay, well, now we don't have anything to do what, oh, for another month when we go to Desire. That's right. Yes. Okay, well, that sums up. Anything else? That was plenty.
Yeah that was a hard-hitting crazy fun meaningful weekend hot days and naughty nights mr jones yes yeah that go first okay i'll go first so So we were playing with our friends. Which ones? Our West Coast friends. And it was after we'd finished and you all had done your crazy porn star crazy sex over there. And he had made you squirt. And he had made me squirt after he had like banged the heck out of me, which was so much fun. So then we were all just kind of like collapsed on the bed or whatever. And I think he went into the bathroom to kind of clean up and freshen up and everything.
And when he, I had just like, my butt wasn't up in the air anymore. I think I had. I can tell you exactly where you were laying. Okay. You were, you were laying across the bed and you were, you were propped, you had propped yourself up on your elbow and you had one knee up. Oh, okay. So you remember this? Oh yeah. Yeah. I didn't remember exactly how I was laying. Oh yeah. You were freshly fucked. Yeah.
I was feeling pretty good at 3 45 in the morning yeah so anyway he comes out of the bathroom and i'm laying there on the bed you know on my back with my elbow propped up and he says wow you have a six-pack yeah and i was like wow gosh he noticed i have a six-pack i mean that really kind of was super flattering for me yeah you know i guess um you know i i work hard and i do a lot of planks obviously and mr jones you could probably do a couple more planks you know anyway get on get on with your story don't drag me into this and my you you make me you tick me off and we we do planks together why well because you're over there you're you could do two or three minutes worth to planks and you're just dancing we got music on you're bobbing up and down and i'm trying to make 60 seconds and i'm shaking like a leaf you do shake like a leaf yeah anyway so one time i tried to get under you and and entertain you no were doing the plank.
I know, that doesn't help. That doesn't help. Okay, anyway, we totally digress. You're the plank master. And honey, you have an amazing body, but I'm just making fun of you because core work is not your priority. Well, snapshots aren't so you can make fun of your husband. Okay, I'm sorry. So back to the snapshot. Okay.
So anyway, he said, wow, you have a six-pack-pack and and i guess you know if you're not in the lifestyle and you're listening to this and you're a lady you're probably thinking well first of all how do you have the nerve to lay naked on a bed you know and i guess you know after you've been freshly fucked and it's 3 45 in the morning you don't really care at that point but but you do think about that kind of stuff that never completely goes away and then to have this like really gorgeous um yes younger man you know notice that i'm i'm working hard to you know maintain my muscle tone and and keep my body fit that was that was just super flattering so instead of seeing the flaws that you always see right.
Cause actually like, you know, my, my tummy's like my, probably my Achilles heel as far as my confidence level goes. Cause I had a couple of really big babies and yes, there are stretch marks. So, you know, he, he didn't say, Ooh, look at those stretch marks. He said, wow, you have a six pack. So anyway, that's my snapshot.
That was, meaningful that that he um well good i owe him one because i tell you that all the time but i'm just your husband that's right you have to say that and and honestly you put those stretch marks there so whatever right i don't complain about them because i don't see them either oh well that's good and i know how hard you. Thank you. So my snapshot was with the same couple. And as soon as this happened, I declared it, that it was going to be my snapshot. I told her, I said that this cannot be topped. I'm going on record right now to say that this will in fact be Mr.
Jones's snapshot on the next podcast. and i have to give credit to the dumb card game because she drew the card that said give the person a lap dance and she hiked her skirt up or her dress well i didn't have to hike very far no no no and she sat me down on the chair and she gave me the she was better than a pro her hips were moving and she was grinding and she's so sexy and she was moving her shoulders and she just had the sexy look oh it was totally turning me on and I said I said am I allowed to touch the dancer and she said I expect you to touch dancer. So then I was able to touch her.
And then she turned around and faced me. And she was like rubbing her pussy up against my legs and just wrapping herself, her arms around my neck. It was the best. I can't imagine having a better lap dance than that. It was totally sexy, totally a turn on. And as soon as she was done, like, snapshot. As a matter of fact, that was so good, that might be my snapshot again next month. So thank you. Thank you very much. That was hot and that was sexy. Yes, it was. And damn, they're on the West Coast. I know.
Yeah, that know yeah that was quite a snapshot to find a reason to travel out there so we don't have listener snapshots tonight but maybe we should do like overall snapshots for the whole yes the the whole naughty new orleans experience snapshot is it's it's easy for me it was saturday night when we were all standing around outside the ballroom. And you and Angie started messing around. Yeah. You started grinding on her. She bent over and she had her butt right in your crotch. And you were grinding on her. I was giving it back to her. You were giving it right back to her.
And she was trying to go low. I know. And I went lower than she did. I know. And you went right down there with her. Yeah couldn't she couldn't uh trip you up no she turned around and said where did you come from i know she was uh surprised the suave debonair mr jones has a naughty side to him yeah so there was that and then the And then I said, oh, because people were taking pictures and videoing. Yeah. And I said, don't put the cameras away yet. And I turned around, and I planted a big old one right on Jay. Yeah. And I think that I rendered him pretty speechless. Yeah.
Yeah, that was the longest period of time that he went without talking the whole weekend. Well, his mouth wasn but there wasn't any noise coming out of it yeah and you know that was very fun hey jay's a really good kisser did i tell you i'll take your word for it yeah oh yeah all right and he's got that little stud thing yeah i know it's kind of interesting yeah so thanks jay and angie yes yeah we had a lot of fun with you guys and all the podcasters and all the listeners and all of our old friends and all of our new friends and all of our play friends. What an awesome, awesome weekend.
Yes, it was. So next year, Nadia in New Orleans is July 5th through the 9th. Put that on your calendars now. Yes. We are going to have another. We are going.
We are going to have another meet and greet and we expect to see you all there yes okay anything else mrs jones i think we're probably ready for bed all right so before we go um i've just a couple of things we um we oh we have desire of pearl coming up yeah and that's kind of messing up with our podcast schedule so instead of because we're going to be in desire the week we normally record and produce a podcast so what we're going to do instead of doing it late we're going to do it early so we're going to post another podcast episode 26 before we go to go to Pearl.
Probably like the first week of August, first or second week of August. Second week of August, yeah. Yeah, we'll post it that week. So anyway, look for that. We have a house party coming up at the end of the month to officially break in our swinger pad. I know. I'm kind of nervous. I'm excited, but I'm really nervous. I think we've got about six or eight couples that have said that they're going to come. That's going to be fun. So we'll be talking about that next month. And of course, we can't wait to go to Pearl, but we'll talk about that in the next. That's right.
We still have another podcast to go. So contact us. We really would appreciate the emails. Thank you for sending them. Mr. Jones at WeGotAThing.com. That's M-R-G-A-R-G- we got a thing.com. And you know what, Mr. Jones? What?
I know there's a lot of swingers out there that were in that naughty new orleans that have snapshots that they need to send to us oh that's a good point i mean there's got to be some snapshots out there yeah they can be funny snapshots they can be sexy snapshots they can be any kind of yes any kind of and even if you weren't at nin and you had something sexy happen i mean life did exist outside of new orleans last week it did it did yeah yeah so we and we we need some snapshots we do i'm glad you brought that up but if you were there i'm sure you've got some kind of story to share send us your nin snapshot yeah or your regular snapshot um our website is we got a thing.com follow us on twitter at wegotathing and this past month we got a few more iTunes reviews I know so keep them coming please yes sexiest voice on iTunes is asking for pretty pretty please your iTunes reviews so is that it that's it alright well we'll be back next month until then we are Mr.
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