Keeping up with the Joneses- a visit from mid-west friends, Mrs Jones joins the Vino Ladies and a house party with a communications issue (oops)! Discussion topic- Do You Know George? We do! We share our experiences at a George event in Miami. Snapshots- Mr Jones bobbing in the hot tub and Mrs Jones with her single guy.... Mentioned in this episode Do You Know George? Learn about and book his events here. Just For Dinner- A smaller "George" event coming to a city near you! The Game of Lifestyle- we highly recommend this icebreaker card game. Ruti Celli Music- website, iTunes and Facebook Contact us Email- [email protected] website- wegottathing.com Twitter- @wegottathing Music licensed by BMI Me & Mrs Jones- Billy Paul
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This podcast contains explicit language and content and is for mature audiences only. Hey you teenagers out there, if you're under 18, this show is more for your parents. So now that you have that mental picture stuck in your head, put some music on and get back to doing your homework. We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle. Care to join us? Hello, everyone. I'm Mr. Jones.
And I'm Mrsrs jones and we want to welcome you to episode 19 of the we got a thing podcast and it's a saturday evening february 2016 and we just got home from miami less than a week ago yeah and you're in for quite a treat tonight i had to go ahead and start the podcast because we were arguing before we started as we were trying to recollect events that we're going to talk about. Yeah, a little bit of a spoiler. Mr. and Mrs. Jones had a little communication issue that we'll talk about tonight. Imagine that. Yeah.
Anyway, we're not going to keep these good people for an hour and 45 minutes tonight. So let's get going. Yeah, we got a lot to talk about and we're going to try to stay on task yeah so the episode title uh this week is miami heat lifestyle in the fast lane yes so we're going to talk about a few things we're going to catch you up on what we've been what's been going on with keeping up in the joneses and then in our main segment tonight, we're going to reflect on our experience at the Do You Know George event in Miami. We'll give you lots of good details about that.
And then, of course, we'll have a couple of snapshots from listeners and some sexy snapshots from ourselves and actually a little bit of a surprise tonight that you'll find out about later. That's right so keeping up with the joneses yeah we're in studio we're no no we're in wgt studios tonight for the first time yes we have been you know as if you've listened to our previous episodes you all have heard that our younger daughter finally moved out and we are officially empty nesters now. And, um, she was living in our basement. We have a, uh, finished basement.
And when she moved out, she left all of her dirt. So we have been, um, cleaning and painting and, uh, we gave up on the carpet. We just decided to rip the carpet up and put fresh carpet down, which got put down right before we left for Miami last week. Yeah. So we're just about finished. So we're in our new podcast studio. Yeah. We have a little room down here that didn't really have a purpose. So we're getting to use my new birthday presents, which are these boom mic stands. They look like tarantulas. Aren't they cool? I think they're scary looking. Yeah.
But it gives us so much more room on the desk. Supposedly.
I think they're very intimidating mr jones they're like way over our heads and yeah there's these cages this is professional and you know we need to get to the uh what we got a thing things that hang above the microphone oh like the radio radio stations yeah yeah that'll be the next purchase so anyway let's get a move on where yeah we're so we're preparing our basement for a future party that's right we're in the in the midst of furniture shopping now so we've got and we have to find that furniture that we'll both uh be able to use for a swinger party and also that your dad can sleep on when he visits and our grandchildren can come down and play in our basement so yes it needs to be multi-purpose yes so that's uh our big decisions that we're making right now is yeah how to stock it yeah so keeping up with the joneses we've had um a fairly busy month since we last podcasted and we had some friends visit us from the midwest yeah and they had reached out to us a few months ago and the good thing about living near Washington, D.C.
is that a lot of people visit here to tour the D.C. area, and there's a lot of conferences that go on here. So they're coming into town for a conference, lucky us. Yeah. And they reached out to us, and we've been communicating, well, we texted with them back and forth for a while and emailed and Skyped a couple times. and they came and stayed with, well, they came down for dinner. Right, right. They came.
and forth for a while and emailed and skyped a couple of times and um they came and stayed with uh well they came down for dinner right when they got into town they got in on thursday and and we attempted to skype with them the technology wasn't cooperating quite as well as it could have but so we got to talk to them then and and really kind of get their thoughts on you know what they're they're, they were hoping to have happen during the weekend. So then they came down to our home Friday night and Mr. Jones grilled out a nice dinner for all of us. And yes.
And you ladies had sexy dresses on and she had a really sexy black dress on. Yeah. Her dress was gorgeous. Well, she's gorgeous. She is. And the dress was just, um, the icing on the cake, I guess. Yeah. So we had a good conversation with them. And, and after dinner, we played our dumb card game. Yes. And Mr. Jones always calls it a dumb card game, but it is not a dumb card game. It is a card game created by one of our listeners. Oh yeah. Yeah.
I didn't mean, I just meant games in general are dumb well this is a good card game it accomplishes the goal yes it did it it breaks the ice and it starts good conversation so we should tell you about this game because a lot of people have been still looking for the um wheel of four or no wheel of four play which is not the app i've talked about on my phone but it's not on the app store anymore yeah yeah so we're playing this card game and the card game is called the game of lifestyle game of lifestyle and you can find it at and we'll put that link on our website um so you can refer to that and we recommend it and so how is this this game is a little bit different and these people were smart about how they put it together the reason the reason these people created this game, I think it's just a normal couple that has created this game.
Their motivation behind it was that a lot of these card games that you play for icebreakers or whatever, they're kind of random. So if you're with a couple that you haven't really played with you know and you're truly trying to break the ice and get comfortable with them and the first card you draw is you know you know drop the man's pants and give him a blow job and it's like whoa i don't see a problem with that of course you don't honey but um you know that's not always the most comfortable way to start to get to know i. I think it's perfectly comfortable.
So anyway, the way this card game is organized is it comes in two separate decks. The first deck is truly an icebreaker deck and it is all conversational type cards. And there's even like different levels for the conversational type cards.
So like the first level is just very kind of just easy informational type stuff and then you know each level gets progressively sexier but it's all conversation yeah and then the other one is more of a hot and heavy yeah the hot and heavy deck and that of course is you know action cards where you're actually going to start interacting with people and playing with them but again they're broken into levels into levels. So you don't end up having full-on sex on the coffee table with the first draw. Yeah, so that is a good concept. And we really enjoy the game.
And we told the folks that sent it to us that we would play it a couple times and let them know what we think, and we really like it. Yeah, so again, the link will be on our website so that you can find out where to get it because it's definitely a good asset to have. So back to our story. We played the dumb card game. Yes, we did. And then you ladies had actually changed into lingerie by then, right? I think so. Yeah, or soon after that. Yeah.
And then we didn't waste much time before we went out and got in the hot tub yeah it was a really nice night so oh it was a beautiful night yep so we all four got in the hot tub and we told them that swimsuits were optional and it turns out that they weren't necessary no we we told them there was no need to bring swimsuits right right we had robes and beach towels and stuff to wrap up in. And they didn't bring swimsuits. So as good hosts, it wouldn't have been right if we would have worn swimsuits. Right, right. So we didn't have those drippy swimsuits to deal with after we got out.
So more on the hot tub later. We really did have a good time in the hot tub.
And then we came inside and they were um a fairly new couple and we had the conversation with them and surprisingly you know they were had decided that they were open for just about anything and we did just about everything yeah we did yeah it was a lot of fun it was a lot of great couple and actually i'm my drink podcast drink tonight is um makers 46 in honor of their visit yes they brought a gift for mr jones and my sec you know what my second best christmas gift was what this ice cube mold that that you got me that has this huge like two inch diameter sphere it's a yeah it's an ice sphere whatever it's a ball of ice It is it's very cool though i mean it kind of it fits the whole highball glass right and then the bourbon just kind of like goes around it yeah and the ratio of ice melting and bourbon is really consistent through the whole glass oh there's math behind it and my first favorite gift we're going to talk about in the next segment.
Yes, I know we are, honey. We won't forget about that. That's for sure. So we had a great time with our Midwest friends. So that was just Friday night, though. Oh, yeah, that's right. But then they stayed through Saturday. They had stuff to do during the day on Saturday, but we drove up and met them for dinner Saturday night, close to where they were staying in their hotel.
and we had a great dinner because it was like you know a four-way debrief on how the night went since that was such a new experience yeah so first of all i have to admit i was a little bit disappointed because i thought i was going to get invited back to their hotel they told us i know i just that we were coming up for dinner and conversation so the good thing about the conversation was you rarely get the opportunity to play with a couple one night and then all four do a debriefing together the next night. And it was fun. It was fun. It was really fun talking about it. It was fun.
But you brought the swinger bag with you to dinner. Well, I'm always prepared. Okay, so don't blame me. I was hoping they would change their mind, but I wasn't disappointed that they didn't because i think they were being very smart yeah well don't play mrs innocent well they were being very smart about it you know they they knew that they had a lot to talk about and think about they could have thought about it all the way home we could have given them more to think about well that's true we could have and and we were prepared we were prepared, but we were also very respectful. We were.
Of where they were. Because we're just that way with newbies. It's an investment. Yes. So they'll come back next time. Yes. Yeah. And they were, you know, they were happy and relaxed. And we just had a fun evening at that. We found a fun kind of pub to go to and just had a nice relaxing evening.
so the next thing on the list tonight mrs jones got invited to um a ladies group yes a lifestyle ladies group yes um a good friend of ours was part of the group and she asked me if i would be interested in in meeting with everybody and they it's a group of ladies they meet once a month it's not it's similar to a girls uncorked if you've heard of girls uncorked um i think they might have branched off of a girls uncorked group i i'm not real sure about the the history of how the group evolved or whatever but anyway they have decided to call themselves the vino ladies they meet once a month it's.
It's a group of ladies that live up north towards the District of Columbia. So there were ladies there from Maryland, from the district, from Virginia. We kind of came from all different directions. So do you do a big daisy chain while you're up there? Oh, so it's truly just a group of ladies. Oh, you're sworn to secrecy. Oh, no. I can tell. Mr. Jones, I swear.
goes you all can think what you want there's no talking going on you know you guys can fantasize and and have your little uh solo fun while while we're um just remember we're supposed to be honest on this podcast go ahead go ahead tell your story keep dreaming baby all right so anyway it was a sunday afternoon brunch that i was invited to and all the ladies brought a snack and a bottle of wine and we brought our own wine glass so that the hostess didn't have to do you take your swinger bag no i didn't bring my swinger bag all right you know you don't need condoms when it's all girls okay touche so you're gonna get kicked out of the group because you just like gave away the secret.
Right, right. I'm sure all of the husbands and partners were thinking, oh my gosh, there's going to be a dozen lovely swinger ladies in a house. Of course, they're all going to be taking their tops off and rubbing their boobies together and doing little daisy chains and pillow fights. At least you could tell us that's what you did. Anyway, I'm sorry. Why should we tell you? You all already think it. Yeah. Really. It was just, I think, um, we were, it was originally scheduled for, we had a big blizzard here about, I don't know, three weeks ago or something at the middle of end of January.
And I mean, this blizzard like shut the world down and actually just a little tangent I it really kind of devastated Mr. Jones and I because we had a really fun swinger weekend planned I know I tried to get the couple that was going to visit us to come before the snowstorm so they could get snowed in with us but no they didn't which was probably smart on their part because I mean we got two feet of snow which some of y'all, you might not think that's a big deal, but it paralyzes the District of Columbia. Okay, back to your, back to your afternoon orgy with the ladies.
So the ladies' brunch was scheduled for the weekend of the blizzard, so obviously we had to postpone.
So I think there were like maybe 11 or 12 ladies that showed up for this brunch, and I think normally it's a somewhat bigger crowd, but because they had to reschedule at the last minute you know there were 11 of us and four of us were new and the ladies that have had been participating in the group was there an initiation for you since you were a newbie oh I'm not allowed to talk about that now we're getting somewhere yeah that I was sworn to secrecy okay now we're getting somewhere yeah a little pinky swear going on yeah so the uh the ladies that had been participating for a while were just so gracious and they instantly made the four newbies myself included just feel instantly part of the group and um it was fun i mean we just we had a little snack and we were drinking wine and and we were just all getting to know each other.
And it was just an amazing group of ladies there. I think the youngest lady there was like in her twenties. And then I think I was the senior member of the group in my early fifties, but it didn't matter. So like, of course I had been married the longest. Um, there was a lady there that had been married a long time. Um, some of the girls were in fairly new relationships. Some, um, had been swinging for quite a while. Some had been swinging for a couple months. And did she say there's like a discussion question? Yeah.
So what they do is they send out, they call it a circle question and they send it out a few days ahead of time so that you kind of have time to ponder it and that you know you can you know you're not put on the spot so much and you can really reflect on how you want to answer the question and so we literally just sat in a circle after we had our little lunch and all had a glass of wine so we were nice and relaxed and and we just all answered the the circle question and it was amazing.
So how, as a, as a female in the lifestyle, now that you've had an opportunity to do that, what do you, what do you think is, I mean, how did it, how does it benefit you all to be able to do that with just the girls? You know, it's just, it's comfortable knowing that other women in the lifestyle have the same concerns that I have. You know, we talked about, of course, we talked about sexy, fun stuff. You know, a lot of us talked about how we got in the lifestyle and, you know, what our little origin story was. But I mean, we were talking about sexual health.
We were talking about how this affects our relationships. We were talking about, you know, just the just the, the boundaries we set up and our comfort level. So it was really kind of every aspect of how we are interacting in the lifestyle and, and the concerns that we have, because we're, you know, we're all concerned about our safety and our health and our relationship with our significant other, because you know, that this is supposed to make it better, not more complicated. And we all just had the same concerns.
No matter how old we were, how long we'd been in a relationship, how long we'd been swinging, it was just universal. So it was just so empowering to be with these strong, intelligent, sexy ladies who, you know, had the same concerns and the same thoughts that I have. Yeah. So anyway, if you're, if you're in Cassidy and you can find a Girls Uncorked or if there's a group in your area, um, we would recommend it, right? Absolutely. I mean, I'm just, I'm so thankful that our, um, friend invited me to be part of this group.
I, you know, I'm really looking really looking forward to you know like a long-term relationship with these ladies yeah so good and some of them are also well just about all of them are extremely smart and sexy and fun and so i've heard there's a lot of potential there mr jones okay you've piqued my interest yes so then after the Vino ladies, the next weekend we went to a house party. Right, up in Maryland. Up in Maryland, and it was about an hour and a half from here. And it was a Saturday evening. And as we told you last month on our last episode, house parties are... Risky business.
Yeah, risky, because there's a lot that can happen in a very short period of time. And as we've learned, you know, you've got to be on your game as far as communication goes. Right, Mrs. Jones? Right, right. Yeah. More to come on that. Yeah, I think this might be the first time we argue in front of the kids. So this house party was a new group of lifestyle friends for us.
We knew one couple that we've known for a while, and are friends with this uh core group that was hosting the party and they invited us to come so we said well what the heck we'll go and it was valentine's day wasn't it no no it was the week before it was a week before valentine's day but there was a valentine's day theme so everybody was supposed to either wear like red or white or pink yeah and um i think most people did that even mr jones wore some red i wore my red shirt yeah you look good babe yeah and then when we walked in you know there's always that you know getting out of the car and walking to the house and wondering what's going to go on i know and so we got in the door and we realized there were human beings in there and they were actually nice and attractive and friendly yeah so your your heart rate comes back down um and one and they gave us a tour of the house it was a really nice house yeah but one of the first room we went into they had a room set up it had a pool table in it and they had a couple of photographer lights in there and and you could just go in there and take pictures right they had a real um they took like red sequin fabric and made a backdrop yeah you know so it was just so cool because you could do your sexy Valentine's pictures.
Yeah. So we met some people in there and people were goofing off and taking some goofy pictures and sexy pictures. It's a great place to start conversations with people. You know, people were just kind of hanging out in there and watching people get their picture taken. And that was really fun. Yeah. So the main level was mostly socializing. So we went into the kitchen area and met some people there that were standing around drinking and eating hors d'oeuvres. And they had a little bar set up on a table, and we were able to bring our bottle in and get a drink.
And I thought we did a pretty good job of moving around and meeting as many people as possible. We're getting much better at that. Yeah. Yeah. I think it just takes a little practice. And so before, on the way up to the party, we had when we had the talk yeah we did have a talk yeah so our so our talk was basically go with the flow right because we didn't know anybody there except for our friends and we knew our friends knew everybody there so we couldn't really have the expectation that we would get to play with our friends. Yeah.
You know, so there was always that hope there that maybe the opportunity to present itself. But we we figured that we were just going to have to meet new people and go with the flow. Yeah. So after we were there for a while and mingled with folks, then they started a game.
And and our friend, the husband of the couple that we're friends with, he's one that led the game and this gentleman has such a easygoing personality and he he he's very natural at being the emcee and the center of attention he doesn't take himself seriously he's a good sense of humor so the game was you had to you had to put your name on a valentine card when you went in there and put it in a bag all the guys names went in one bag and the girls names went in another bag right right and then he would draw out a name and the lady would come up and then she would draw out a name and the man would come up and then they had those sexy dice yeah you know one of the die has like lick suck nibble you know all the the different actions on them, And then the other die has a body part on it.
So they, you know, like the girl would roll one die and the guy would roll the other die. And then the girl, I think the girl got to decide whether she was going to be the giver or the receiver. You know, so that was fun because, you know, the, the, obviously the guy and the girl were not together. So what that did, what that did that did was it moved everybody from socializing into the one room where the game was. And it was like a good transition. So it was an icebreaker, but it was also a transition into more serious stuff. Sexy time. Yeah, sexy time. And we probably played the game.
They did not call my name, thankfully. Or mine. Yeah. And I think we did about five or six rounds um sufficient enough to kind of shift the mood a bit and of course our friend did a very good job of sensing that right and when we were he was finished he said okay I think it's time for the ladies to you know slip into something more comfortable right I think yeah the ladies were overdressed at that point yes definitely and we continued to you know at this point in time, I was like, we're on our game. You know, we're moving around. We're meeting people.
And, you know, there's some parties that if, you know, people there either didn't let on that they listened to us or they didn't listen to us. And I think we're much more comfortable in groups where people don't know us as podcasters, you know, because you're on a level, level playing field and you don't have to worry about people knowing everything about you. Um, so, so we kept moving around and talking and then we, and this is where the trouble began. And first of all, before we start this, this other couple really did nothing wrong.
You know, this was really most of communication issue with us. Yeah. Yeah.
And I was attracted to was attracted to this girl this lady um they were sitting next to us during the game and we had we had moved around the room and we said hey do you want to go talk to them again and we did and we went over and talked to her and she i think what kind of captivated me about her she was like a bad girl you know instead of getting into lingerie she she was wearing jeans that were all like cut up and then she had a white half t-shirt like a little crop top and a nice victoria's secret bra under it yeah she was very attractive and she had this bad girl thing so i i was kind of attracted to her and so we stood there and and um talked to them for a bit and then people started moving upstairs and he, I think They had already been upstairs yeah that's right and um they you know they were saying how nice the playrooms were and we were like yeah you know we we went up there when they gave us a tour and it looks pretty nice up there and they said yeah well we've already been up there and then they said would you guys be interested in going up with us?
So at that point in time, we're going with the flow. And I was rendered a bit speechless because I just, I don't know. Well, I didn't feel like we had talked to them enough. I don't know what it was. Yeah, but anyway, I looked at you and I said, yeah, I'm willing to go upstairs. And that really put you on the spot. Yeah, and then the other three people, you and the other couple were all looking at me. And there wasn't anything about them that I wasn't interested in. I just felt like it happened too soon. I wasn't ready to go upstairs.
I didn't feel like I knew them but at the same time I thought to myself well this could be a little social experiment I'll see if I can just kind of wing it you know because I didn't really have any kind of a red flag going up saying no I don't want to play with them yeah so then the the order of events was then I went to the restroom so yeah so Mr. Jones puts me on the spot I agree and then he leaves to go to the restroom right so Bye-bye.
the restroom so yeah so mr jones puts me on the spot i agree and then he leaves to go to the restroom right so i had to do the talk with the other couple you chose to do the talk well what else was i going to talk about i mean i oh there's nothing wrong with doing the talk i'm glad you did the talk so you know i asked them what their their boundaries were or what their play. And they, they were very noncommittal. They're like, Oh, we just like to have fun. And I really couldn't get much more out of them. So then I was like, okay, well I need to be clear since they're not being clear.
So I said, well, and, and this is my mistake. I shouldn't have said this. I said, well, you know, we're, we're a full swap situational couple, meaning that, you know, when we meet people for the first time, we usually don't full swap with them. We, you know, just enjoy soft swap getting to know them. I, cause I, I shouldn't have said anything about full swap. I should have just said we're situational, right?
I should have just said we're're soft swap so i think i went into too much detail and they were like okay you know soft swap is fine with us well about this time you come back from the bathroom and you're like slapping your hands and rubbing them together and you're like well is everybody ready to go upstairs oh my gosh you i'm not kidding this is like one of those he said she said this is how i remember it yeah right i can totally see it yeah so we go upstairs and i'm thinking because you and i didn't have any alone time to talk yeah so i was thinking okay well mr jones hasn't been involved in the talk so surely when we get up to one of the bedrooms he's going to say so you know what's the plan and there was no Thank you.
Jones hasn't been involved in the talk. So surely when we get up to one of the bedrooms, he's going to say, so, you know, what's the plan? And there was no, no interest in Mr. I was going with the flow. Mr. Jones had a plan and it was just to get things started. Yeah, I was going with the flow. So we started playing. We did. Oral sex and. It was, it was soft swap. It was fine.
i was enjoying him and he was enjoying me and right and you and the other lady were definitely enjoying yourselves and then you so after a while yeah after a while the guy looked at me and he said do you want to fuck and i was like oh because i had said soft swap and they said okay right so when he said that it just and again at least he said it instead of just trying to do it um it didn't sit right with me i don't know because the whole time i kept thinking to myself i don't know these people and i don't know why that that wasn't sitting well with me but but I'm thinking, I don't know these people.
And now he's just asked me to full swap with him. And, and I said, no, I said, you know, I said we were soft swap tonight and, and that's what I'm comfortable with. And he was like, okay.
I mean, he was a perfect gentleman about it and he didn't like express dismay or try to do anything physically you know that I didn't want but like a good sitcom I didn't hear that conversation so I didn't hear the soft swap conversation and I didn't hear him ask you that no so 30 seconds later about that time I popped my head up and I said hey do you and I looked over at you and I said do you want a full Wow. So you know where this is headed. So I gnashed my teeth together. And then very clearly made it clear to me that, no, we weren't going to full swap.
I said, I told them that we were a soft swap couple tonight, honey. Yes. And when I get the honey, I'm like, oh, okay. And we played a little bit longer. Right, right. Everybody was fine. I mean, and I wasn't bitchy when I said it. I was just letting you know. You were direct. That's what I said. There was no doubt in my mind what you were telling me at that point in time. Your communication skills really improved. And so eventually you came back over to me and I said, is everything okay?
And you said, it is now is now right because nothing bad had happened i just yeah yeah i was in a situation that i'm just i'm just saying that in the moment right i didn't know all that had happened and you came back over and when you said can you still can y'all tell we still have a raw nerve here so when i said is everything okay and you said it is now i went on like automatic like husband protector mode i the brain kicked in and all the blood left my lower part of my body it came to my brain and i'm like well full alert i'm saying okay what's going on you know i'm okay i'm okay i just want to be with you right and so we we kind of did a little bit of cuddling ourselves.
Right, and then you said, do you want to get dressed? Yes, that's right, right. And I said, well, okay, because I thought you wanted to go somewhere and talk. And I was okay. I mean, I just wanted it to stop. Honey, but we're staying in the moment, okay? I didn't know that. And so I started getting my clothes on, and I stood up, and I pulled my pants up, And I turn around and you're back down on the moment. Okay. I didn't know that. And so I started getting my clothes on and I stood up and I pulled my pants up and I turned around and you're back down on the bed with another woman.
I mean, now she's our friend. She's our friend. And she came over. And we found out when we got there, we haven't said this yet, we found out when we got there that there was another couple there that we had met last year. That we knew. That we knew. I mean, we had, we didn't play with them. And you had You had a little bit of a crush, but we had talked to them last year and we really liked them. I mean, he's, he's just adorable and he's just really outgoing and full of energy and his wife is beautiful. They're a great couple. So is it kind of fun to walk in and see them again?
So about the time Mr. Jones and I had disengaged with this couple and the other couple, I think they kind of went over, they had some like throws on the floor and I think they were going to kind of be together on the floor. So in walks our friends and our friends that we met last year, because it turns out they're good friends together. Those two couples are good friends. Yeah. And there's all kinds of things. There's a sex swing in this room.
There room there's another bed yeah this was a big room so it was a big room yeah so there were like four or five different places to play a lot was starting to go on in that room yeah so in walk them and they were like hey there you guys are and and um she kind of threw herself down on the bed next to me and and the other other husband, um, started playing around with she and I came over and he said, Oh, I've been waiting such a long time to get you to at one time. And he started playing with you both just him and you both. And I was still on like the blood was still in my brain.
You know, I hadn't switched back into, you know, sexy mode. But I was enjoying watching you. He was having fun, and I know you were with somebody. We were all laughing so hard. I mean, it was sexy and hot. He was doing a really good job. It was fine. Yeah. And I realized, okay, well, she's not in that bad of a shape because she's having fun. Right, and I was never upset. But see, my body was still in protector mode. Right, and I didn't realize how upset you were. Yeah, so the three of you were playing, and then that ended, and you came back to me. Right.
And then you and I just started having sex. Right. Yeah. And, and then you, you, a couple of your, uh, lady friends came in and they were like cheering us from the, from the sidelines. Yeah. That was kind of fun. Yeah. That was fun. Yeah. Look at her. Look at that move she's doing. She's doing the swivel on it. You know, I'm like, Oh, is that what that's called? You know? So they were, they were doing commentary and you and I were having fun. And so I finished. Yes. Yeah. And then you rolled back over and I went to get dressed again.
And then next thing I know, um, our friend who had you, the other, the female of you have been playing with her husband came into the room and then he spied you and he came over and decided he was going to have us a slice of Mrs.. And I had just finished with you. So it was a little bit awkward because I was happy for you that he came over and wanted to be with you. But then his wife came over to me and I said, uh, it's a little bit of bad timing here because I just finished with Mrs. Jones. And she said, that's okay. And you know, we're friends with them.
I, I mean, I was a little bit embarrassed, but she, she was fine. said that's okay and you know we're friends with them i i mean i was a little bit embarrassed but she she was fine she knew exactly what you know that um and i'm sorry i just couldn't turn that down yeah so at this point in time you know he's with you and you know he's a really outgoing guy i really like him and and i was happy i was feeling you, whatever had happened before was, was in the past and you had recovered and you were having a good time.
You know, I felt a little bit left out because, um, I went ahead and, and finished and I could have played with her, but didn't get that opportunity. Yeah. But anyway, so we salvaged the evening and soon soon after that, we got up and we had an hour and a half drive home. So we didn't stay much longer. Yeah, I think we left around one or so. Yeah. But at this point in time, we really hadn't had a conversation about what actually happened. No. Because I still didn't know what happened. I didn't know about the conversation. I didn't know about the soft swap and any of that stuff.
So we talked a little bit about it on the way home. then I could tell there was a little bit of of raw nerve you know there and you know at first I thought you know that you might feel bad because I didn't get to play with anyone I did feel bad about that yeah and I told you it was not that it wasn't a big deal that you know I enjoyed watching you and I'm glad you had you had a good time. And then Sunday was a busy day for us. So we really didn't get to reconnect until martini Monday night. Right.
And so Sunday, I mean, it was torture because I wanted to talk to you so bad, but we had like three major events that day and there was just not a big enough chunk of time where we could actually sit down and focus. So we had to wait until Monday night and that was hard. So the long, long and short of it is that, you know, we had a bit of a miscommunication and it's a lessons learned and, and, you know, there's a lot going on in a short period of time at a house party. And just like we, you know, we're a little bit, should have taken our own advice.
I said, we should have listened to our podcast on the way up to the party. Yeah. So, so the miscommunication was totally on us and you know, the other couple didn't do anything at all. It's, that's just the, but the, you know, I think the thing is though, I'm glad you recovered and I'm happy that you got a lot of attention and that makes me proud of you. You know, I, you know, there were plenty of other women that he could have played with and he came over. He did play with plenty of other women, honey. Yeah. But he finished playing with you and, and we love them.
I mean, they're a great couple and we had a good time, you know, and you know, lesson learned. I mean, when something goes a little bit wrong like that, that's a, it's an opportunity for growth. And so that's what we did. Right. Ooh. Yeah. So it was a fun party. Yeah. And we're looking forward. So anyway, we took those lessons learned to Miami. And so we had to fix this because that happened on Saturday and we didn't get to talk about it till Monday. And we left Thursday night to go up to the airport to spend the night before we flew out to Miami on Friday morning. So we had to...
thursday night yeah to go up to the airport to spend the night before we flew out to miami on friday morning yeah so we we had to get our act together again quickly yeah and we did we did yes yeah so when we come back we are going to talk about our fun times at the do you know george party in miami yes okay we'll be right back We'll see you next time. The Do You Know George Party in Miami. Yes. Okay, we'll be right back. Up in the morning I'm feeling fine Someone is dreaming In my mind Why won't they hear me out? I want to know What's an illusion Thank you.
In my mind, why won't they hear me out? I want to know it's an illusion I got to let go Don't you ever worry about my life It's just a little dream Don't you ever worry about my life It's just a little dream Okay, well, welcome back to segment two of our podcast tonight. The music that you were just listening to was by a lady that we had the privilege of listening to and meeting when we were in Miami last week. Her name is Ruti Celli, and she is a vocalist. She is a cellist, and she does her own producing. What else, Mr. Jones?
She's a publisher, and we're going to talk about the whole weekend, and we're going to talk about when we were listening to her music. But she was captivating. And so when we got back, I emailed her and asked her if we could share some of our music on this podcast. And she not only did she graciously allow us to do this, but she listened to our podcast and she said, hey, you guys have a great podcast. And based on what I heard, I'm going to recommend a song or two for you to play.
So what you just listened to was a song called It's Just a Little Dream, which is the title track to her new album that's out. Yes. And we will have information about her on our website. But she's at ruticelli.com. And that's R-U-T-I-C-E-L-L-I-i.com and then you can find her on iTunes under the same name and she has a Facebook page and we'll we'll put all of that on our show notes as well but boy really enjoyed her music and really I'm thankful that to her that she's allowing us to use this music because it really goes right into yeah oh yeah so Miami memories, doesn't it? Oh. Yeah, so Miami.
So this entire segment, we're going to talk about the Do You Know George? And if you'll recall from episode 9, we did a Just for Dinner with George and Ann, his partner last April in D.C. It was May. Okay. Last May. Sorry. D.C. And we really enjoyed ourselves and had such a good time that we decided to go ahead and invest in a full-blown George weekend. So we really didn't know what to expect because, you know, the dinner was a very intimate dinner. When we went to it last spring, there were 12 couples plus George and Ann.
And, you know, it was a great experience because you really almost got to talk to everybody there. So we weren't sure how big this party was going to be.
When you went on like Cassidy or APG or any of the lifestyle websites and you went to the event that was posted, there would be like, what, a hundred people had RSVP'd for it yeah so the so to get into one of these events you you have to you have to indicate that you're interested and then they ask you for some information and you fill out a request form and then and you supply a picture so it's not one of these events where everybody that signs up gets in um george and ann do a wonderful job of of you know just selecting the right couples you know, they have a process that they go through to do that.
And we are fortunate enough to pass muster, I guess. You know, so, you know, so you go through that process and believe me, it pays off because the folks, the people that we met there are absolutely fabulous. Right. And it's not he doesn't pick like stuffy rich people or whatever. That might be the perception, you know, that might be your first opinion. He picks people that are just laid back, you know, non pretentious. And, and just really, you know, and have a good attitude towards a lifestyle experience. Yeah.
So compared to a lot of other vacations, you might find this to be a little bit more expensive. But after you hear us talk about this, this is like a trip of a lifetime, even if you just do it once. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to sound overly dramatic, but it was really magical. I mean, it was surreal the whole weekend. So we should probably get into it. So, yeah, I mean, we really appreciated what we were flying towards, because when we got up at like 530 in the morning on Friday morning to fly out, it was 10 degrees in Washington. Yeah, and Mrs. Jones, we were cold. Mrs.
Jones at five o'clock in the morning before her coffee. I'm not a morning person. And then and then she's not a very good traveler at that time of day.
So and then they messed up our seat seats so i want to tell all of you people who have been saying she has the sexiest voice on itunes i wish i could have recorded her that morning at the airport so you know the real mrs jose and how she gets when she's i had an email on my phone that said our seats were confirmed i know so if they're confirmed why did we get split apart i know but the problem problem was I was trying to handle it and you kept butting in. I wanted her to look at my iPhone. It said confirmed. Whatever. Anyway, we got on the plane.
Once we got on the plane and we got seats together and we got our coffee, you know, and we took off. Yes. Everything got better. Everything got better.
We got down there about noon to miami and you know they had um we were early so so we were we couldn't check into our room but but they had a concierge yeah they had a vip check-in uh desk for um everybody in the group which was really nice and and they had a presidential suite that they had just as like a big hospitality room yeah and that was open every day and they had um champagne up there waiting for us there was a little welcome gift for us And I'll see you next time.
suite that they had just as like a big hospitality room yeah and that was open every day and they had um champagne up there waiting for us there was a little welcome gift for us and a little handwritten welcome note from george and ann and and it was just you know so nice to have a place to go yeah and the event actually actually started on thursday and we didn't go until friday so most of the guests that came on thursday were not up they were out and about um so there were there was nobody in the room when we got there except for the staff that was working and and they were wonderful so we talked with them we met the photographer we met the single guy that george brought in to help and he had just got back from the liquor store so yeah there were all kinds of mixers and everything ready to go yeah so we went on the balcony and took a view of and the place the resort we stayed was just amazing oh it was beautiful yeah right on miami beach and the boat show the yacht show was going on this which was across the street from our hotel right across the street and so miami itself was just buzzing with people um so we decided to go walk the boat show the um i'm saying boat i mean the yacht i mean i think we we walked we were looking for um like some food trucks because they had really nice food trucks we had crab cakes and coconut shrimp for lunch off of a food truck and it was amazing food so we we um have been pointed in the right direction to go find that stuff and so we were walking by yachts and some of the places would have like the prices posted and we saw a 22 million dollar yacht a 12 million dollar yacht we didn't go on that one where's the little boat that goes on the potomac river yeah so we walked up and down there for a while and we came back because the first event on friday was going to be a cocktail a cocktail hour and then dinner and and then a concert.
So we walked up and down the yacht club on the bay for a while and then came back to the hotel. Eventually got checked into our room and we got a nice upgrade to a suite. Oh, we had a beautiful junior suite with an ocean view, beautiful terrace, yeah.
Yeah, so we got checked into our room and boy, it was nice and the weather I mean they thought it was cold a little chilly down there it was in the 70s it was in the low to mid 70s but but we just came from 10 degrees 20 all weekend in Washington DC yeah so we were in shorts and having a good time and so then we showered and went down to the cocktail party and that's when we first started to meet some of the guests.
Unfortunately, before we went down there, there was a couple that had reached out to us on APG because they, and they were, they live in Florida, but they were getting ready to travel up here to our area. And so they reached out to us to kind of introduce themselves. And we said, Hey, we're going to be in Florida, you know, for this George event. And they looked up the George event and they decided to sign up and go. Right. You know, so we had been corresponding with them.
So we knew that there was a couple there that we knew and they were, we had a good connection with them as good as you can have through text. And she's really gorgeous. Well, he's very handsome. Yeah. So we thought we were pretty sure we were going to get along with them. So at the cocktail party, we met them face-to-face for the first time. And I have to say, I was not disappointed. No, neither was I. With what we saw. And we were hoping to spend some time with them. And I think, what were there, 30 couples there? So, yeah, I think it turned out that there were about 30 couples.
And then he had invited a couple single ladies to come and a couple single gentlemen to come. Yes. So it was a really nice mix of people. Yeah. And when you say single ladies and single gentlemen, so, so George vets everybody, um, and, and they, and some of the single, um, um, men and women are helping him run the, or run the event. And some are there as guests.
Um, but they really, you know, it's really, um, they they fit right in with the rest of the right you know the guests for the weekend so we did a good job again i think of moving around the room during the cocktail hour and trying to meet as many people as possible and again remember mrs jones our philosophy this weekend was go with the flow just like it was the weekend before it was but i think we knew that you, we had certain boundaries with that go with the flow and that we needed to hit some communication points before we got in over our heads again.
So we met quite a few attractive couples. Oh, yeah, like 30 of them. And two or three, you know, that we had talked with a little bit longer and kind of, you know, put on our notepad that they were, you know. Yeah, that we were pretty interested in them. Yeah, interested in them, and so we ended up going down to dinner, and we had a wonderful, oh, the food was amazing. It was. It was a buffet dinner, and you're thinking, oh, buffet at a hotel, right? No, the food was incredible. Yeah, it was. Yeah.
so we had a great dinner and then so we're in this big ballroom and there must have been 60 or 70 of us so in a huge ballroom that probably holds several hundred people yeah you know there's 70 of us and they had a dance floor set up well there was a concert provided by the inner circle and inner circle is a reggae band and you've probably heard of them. They do the theme song from, uh, the bad boys song from cops. Um, and you know, I would think that they were fantastic musicians.
I mean, I'm, I'm an amateur musician myself and I was watching those guys and I'm thinking, okay, they're pros, you know, they're, they're used to playing concerts to thousands of people right there's 70 of us and they put so much energy into the show and they engage with all of us and i'm so i admit i'm not a dancer but i couldn't help myself i mean i was just out there on the dance floor everybody was dancing i mean they did such a good job of they were so interactive with us us and, and it wasn't contrived.
I mean, I think they, they really wanted us to have a good time because it was such an intimate setting. You know, it was just amazing. Yeah. So, I mean, and even though they were loud and we couldn't talk to people, nobody cared because the music was so good and the vibe was so really positive and everybody was dancing. You couldn't ignore them and try to talk to people. They were just so engaging. And they had, you know, George had an open bar during the concert and it was just a fun way to start the evening.
And so when the concert wound down, we had sat next to our friends that we had met prior to going down there and the four of us decided to go out into the hotel lobby and find a sofa to sit on. And then... next to our friends that we had met prior to going down there. And the four of us decided to go out into the hotel lobby and find, um, a sofa to sit on and get down a business with our conversation. Yeah. And that's what happened. Yeah. So, you know, we just found a nice little seating arrangement and, and finally got to talk face to face.
I mean, we had been flirting by text for a good month or so and they're new to fairly new to the lifestyle and so we invited them up to our room and they accepted and and we um had a lot of sexy fun it was mostly we played the card game honey oh yeah yeah we did card game yeah she was really into playing the card she loved reading all the questions yeah what a great couple yeah so we had a lot of fun with them that night yeah so it was um mostly girl girl yeah um but there was a lot of peripheral touching yes and you know i just and i had a blast that's for sure and you know whatever girl girl soft swap full swap they were new they were having a good time that's the most important thing to us if somebody else is really having a sexy time that turns me on no matter what well yeah i mean there's this gorgeous couple right next to us as we're playing and wow yeah so we had a great what's wrong with that so i'm like okay day one we got to play with somebody you know check yeah score one for us vacation was off to a really good start yeah and that kind of erased the little communication issue that we had at the house party.
I'm like, all right, this is going better already. So that was Friday. And then, so Saturday morning, so Saturday morning and Sunday morning, there was a restaurant out at the beach and they had a rooftop terrace. So it was actually between like the pools and the beach.
So it was right on the ocean the boardwalk and the terrace was the top level of the restaurant so yeah you can see every direction so we get up there and rudy celli is playing her violin and you know she's cello honey i'm sorry forgive me her cello and i you know it was there wasn't a cloud in the sky it was already 70 degrees palm trees she had a sexy dress and sunglasses on and she started playing and i was just captivated by her music and there was the palm trees and then we had our coffee and mimosas oh no i had a bloody mary yeah we had some bloody marys that day they were yummy and then people from the the event started trickling in because it was they the whole place for us.
There was an omelet station. Oh, yeah, fresh fruit and pastries. Yeah, bacon. And then a full bar so you could get mimosas, Bloody Marys. They were making wonderful coffee to wake us back up. It was just a wonderful morning.
Yeah, it was very very relaxing and people started trickling in there and we we mingled a little bit and ate and chatted with some people and george and ann were just kind of getting around and talking to everybody they do a really good job of that making everybody feel part of the group and welcome yes yeah and then um so after we left breakfast of, uh, took a walk around again and that's the day we went back to the boat show for a while. And we found a guy that actually could talk to us about boats that were reasonable. We found a boat that was only 750,000. Right.
And we faked like we had, like we had enough money to buy it. And we walked on a few boats. Well, he was from Virginia. The salesman was from Virginia. Yeah, it was good. So he knew the waterways that are close to where we live. And he was just a normal guy. Yeah. He was nice. I think he took us under his wing because he realized. He knew we weren't serious. Yeah. I mean, we told him right up front we were not buying a boat. And we enjoyed walking on the boats for a while, the yachts. Yes. I keep saying boats. Oh, my goodness. So he took us on the smallest one they had, which was a 39-footer.
Which was still incredible. And the 53-footer or 52-footer that we went on. And anyway, that kept us occupied until, I mean, there was a lot that happened this weekend.
But I have to say that this pool party that we went to in the afternoon was my absolute that's where i had the most fun there was a lot of great events but that was the most fun event that we went to so there was an adult pool and uh george and ann had reserved three cabanas three private cabanas at this adult pool and with that those cabanas came uh unlimited food and there were snacks no it was more than snacks well yeah it was like lunch i mean there was like chicken wings and guacamole and all kinds of stuff and then champagne and the drinks you could order and and the pool was heated and that really helped because the lady everybody got in the pool because it was warm.
Oh, it was perfect temperature. Yeah. And that's where we ran into some friends that we had met last year in Miami. Right. And it was a really nice, it was really great to see them again. And now that we're doing the kind of the lifestyle circuit, it's a small world and we're running into people that we've seen before and it was great catching up.
And they introduced us to the Sapphic Swingers and the Sapphic Swers are a lesbian couple they're married and they have a podcast and and they were so much fun yes we just had i mean i don't it was just the environment and what i loved about her uh especially i think it was um tiffany that grabbed a beer yes and i said you know what i'm gonna like her she's grabbed a beer and she had an ipa so i so we started talking about and then we realized that they do homebrew and and they didn't take themselves too seriously they were just a great couple with a great story yeah what a great story and and you know this this is a good time to talk about the diversity of the weekend so they're a lesbian lesbian couple, and they're in the lifestyle.
You don't see that very much. And then, you know, a lot of people that we talked to, they were either soft swap girl-girl or soft swap period, and we really didn't get to a conversation with anybody that was full swap. No, we didn't. Right. So there was a lot of diversity as far as play styles go. And there were a lot lot of brand new people there that were just kind of coming to check out the environment, you know, so they were just really there to kind of learn. Yeah.
So we we just had so much fun in the pool drinking champagne and the music was going and everybody with the vibe at the pool was just happening. Yeah.
And, you know, that was my that was the funnest, if's the right word well i funnest i think applies here because it was so much everybody was having and you know that's the thing when everybody's having fun and the vibe is that upbeat and positive it was just great and you know we had to behave for the most part because i mean it was an adult only pool but you could still see the the family pool from there i mean this was a hotel that families were at for the long weekend right you know so george had to say you know everybody needs to wear appropriate swimsuits and and you know and and you know be on your best behavior but it really wasn't like that i mean we were just having fun right i mean so there wasn't like wild sex going on in the pool we were just like talking and i mean there was some flirting going on and i kissed a couple guys that weren't you but i mean if people were just glancing around they wouldn't have known that that wasn't my husband touched a couple boobs without asking and oops didn't get slapped yeah we just had that was a lot of fun so anyway after the pool party we went back to our room and we did dinner on our own and we walked down and head to a wonderful seafood restaurant with the couple that we had played with the night before yeah so mr jones was a genius because george warned us you know it's it's a three-day weekend the yacht show is going on the restaurants are going to be ridiculously crowded so you have to make reservations ahead of time yes and so he mr jones went to the concierge that morning and and uh found this restaurant you know we said well we want to try something off you know away from the hotel just so we can kind of get out and explore a little bit so the concierge recommended a hotel that was like four blocks down a restaurant oh what did i say a hotel yeah sorry so a restaurant that was like four blocks down it was actually in a hotel um so mr jones made reservations for four yeah even though we didn't have plans yet that was genius honey i know i mean well that's what you do when you're a swinger you always make reservations before right even though there's only two of you because you never know that's right and it worked out to our advantage it worked out and she and i the other lady and i kind of connected because she's a scotch drinker now i don't drink scotch but i drink bourbon and and then she wanted to get oysters on the half shell and you don't like i do not like i love so she and i got split a dozen and oh my gosh they were amazing so enjoy and i had snapper and had snapper and you had swordfish.
I had swordfish. Yes. And it just melted in my mouth. It was incredible. And your oysters were half East, half West. Did you ever figure out what that meant? Well, yeah, some of them were smaller and others were larger. Um, but, but, uh, you know, they came with the regular horseradish and cocktail sauce. There were like three different things they came with. Like three different like little pots of stuff. That's what I said. Tabasco, horseradish, and cocktail sauce. Oh, okay. Yeah. And so you could. It looked intriguing, but I just can't put something well in my mouth and swallow.
There's nothing more sexy than a woman eating oysters on my head. Sorry. No, she was sitting across from me. Yeah. So when I wasn't staring at her low-cut dress, I was watching her eat the oysters. Sorry. No, she was sitting across from me. Yeah. So when I wasn't staring at her low cut dress, I was watching her eat the oysters. But, um, anyway, sorry, I digress. Yes. Uh, we had a great time with them. We went back. Okay. So, so Saturday night was the main event and this was surreal. This was surreal. You know, so it wasn't just in the ballroom.
was actually a an actual lifestyle party and it was not in the presidential suite no it was in the penthouse so on the 37th floor yes yeah so we had to george actually had to come down and meet us because it was one of those elevators that you couldn't just push a button and go up, you know, so he had to actually come down because he had the pass key to get up to the penthouse floor. And we walked in, you walk in and it's all glass on the outside wall is all glass.
And the patio wrapped around the whole building and you could see, I don't know, you could 20 miles north yeah i know i think we could see fort lauderdale the beach and you could see the yachts below and you could see the city of miami and it was a beautiful night there was a hot tub out there and this is like i'm like like what are we doing here who are we we're just the joneses i pinch myself yeah i. I mean, I'm acting like I belong here. Hopefully nobody figures out I'm a fraud, but that's what I mean about George's parties.
It's, you know, even if you can just do it once, it's so worth it because I think the one word, if I had one word to describe the whole weekend, it was just, it was decadent. Yes. Everything was just over the top luxury. Yeah. So let's describe this party. Okay. So we walked in and of course they had an open bar and they had a DJ. So they had music going and they had a little dance floor. They had two or three bedrooms that they were going to use for playrooms. Right. And everybody was trickling in.
And again, we work in the room, and we went in with two or three couples kind of in the back of our mind, but we were just going to let the evening play out. Right. Right, so we, you know, started. So we had, but what we had done is we had talked about who we were interested in potentially playing with, knowing that that might not happen. So we had, I think three different couples that we had talked to and felt comfortable with. Um, obviously there were other couples there that we would have been interested in, but we just hadn't had the opportunity to connect with them.
So there were three couples that we had talked with and we knew that if the opportunity presented itself, we could just like say, okay. And we didn't need to talk because we had already talked about those couples. Yes. So everything else was that go with the flow, but we better talk about it first. Just like anything else, the evening didn't go quite as planned. No, no, it didn't. So anyway, we ended up, you know, running into one of the couples, you know, that we had okayed. Yeah.
And, you you know the evening was getting along and we had been socializing and I thought okay I'm gonna throw it out there you know and I mentioned I said hey we're really attracted to you guys you know if you're interested you know in playing at all you know just let us know and they I don't think they were quite ready no they weren't they were brand new the lifestyle. At least that's my excuse for being rejected. So they went their other way. And about this time, about this time. It was still fairly early in the evening.
Yeah, so Anne came back and found us and said, hey, there's somebody that listens to your podcast that wants to meet you. And we said, oh, okay, well, that walked back out and we didn't find ann with another couple we found ann with a single guy a single guy um and you know george occasionally has single guys there and this is fantastic because you know if george vetted him you know he's going to be guy. And at this point in time, we're not thinking about playing with a single guy. We're just, he's a really great guy.
I mean, he's younger, he's attractive, he's articulate, he, he's a fan of our show. Yeah. You know, so he knows all about us. He was just really engaging. Yeah. So we talked to him for about 15, 20 minutes and had a nice conversation.
But again, again it wasn't registering for me single guy we had our eyes on two or three couples right and with 50 people in the room you know how it is you're talking to somebody and then you know you you turn your head a little bit and you just start talking to somebody else we just kind of ended up drifting away from him and talking to other people and he did the same of course so we went and talked to another couple who actually listens to our podcast and remember we had been introduced and they were from canada and had a wonderful time talking with them and they were kind of on our radar they were as well yeah um so then we said you know what let's go down the hallway and check out the the play playrooms and so the other couple that we were interested in was at the end of the hall and we chatted with them a bit but they seemed a little bit really interested and and we thought well maybe they're interested in the playroom so we thought well maybe they're maybe they're they're going to go in there and play or maybe they're just interested in watching and so we didn't really engage them in conversation and so we came back out into the main room and by this time it's getting really late and yeah I think it was probably like one o'clock in the morning yeah so the staff and George and Ann were starting to kind of clean up you know things a little bit well we walked back out and who did we run into but the single guy the single guy yes so we and he was by himself, and he walked up to us, and we started talking again.
We started chatting with him again. And then at about five minutes into this conversation, all of a sudden, this light bulb went off in my head, and I said, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Mrs. Jones, I'm starting. I'm slow. I'm doing the math. I'm saying, okay, Mrs. Jones gave me a single guy in my naughty stocking. We've been already... A single guy permission card. Permission card. So we've been talking about the criteria that she's looking for. And I'm looking at this guy and I'm thinking, okay, he's the right age. He's attractive. He's fit. He's having a great conversation.
He seems to be interested. He's very respectable.
But the most important thing is that if he's at Georgeorge's party george has vetted him we know he's not a creepy single guy yeah and he never came across as that way anyway so we talked so we talked for about five more minutes and here i go and i'm having flashbacks to the house party and i look over at mrs jones and i look at the single guy and i said hey it's getting kind of late you know would you like to go back to our room to continue the conversation and i looked over at you and you didn't pass out no you didn't turn white no you know and he said i'd love to and you had a smile on your face i said that's fantastic let's go, game one.
How about this? So the three of us went back to our room and I'm going to let you take it from here. And you know, when we gathered, because at this point, you know, cause the ladies had changed their clothes halfway through the evening. So I had worn like a long red gown. You had shedded some clothes. Yeah. Cause it was a Valentine's weekend. So I stuck with my theme of red. And that was a great dress, by the way. Thank you, honey. So like halfway through the night, we were, all the ladies were invited to change into something more comfortable.
So I had taken, I think, a black corset and lace boy shorts or whatever. Yes, that's exactly what you had. So I had that on when we were talking to the single guy. And then I was like, like, I need to put some clothes back on because we have to actually leave this area and go back out in public. So I just threw my dress on over top of my corset because it concealed it properly and I wouldn't get arrested for indecent exposure at that point. So when we got back to our room, I'm thinking, okay, so how does this work? You know, and, and luckily our single guy, you know, listened to our podcast.
So he knew we were brand new and he knew this was our first time. You know, we were very clear about that and that didn't seem to phase him. And, and he was just so, he had a very easygoing personality. Yeah. And he said, well, you know, this is normally one of the awkward times. So let's talk about what you guys want to do. Right. So you need to talk to me. You need to tell me, you know, what you're hoping to get out of this.
So we did and we talked to him and I told him what my level of involvement, I didn't want to just sit in a corner, you know, I wanted to participate and, um, you know, then the conversation died down and the next thing I know you like jumped right on him. Well, I mean, it was that transition time. So you two were on the love seat. So I had taken my, it was easy. My dress just fell right down and my lingerie was still on. So that was, you know, very quick and easy.
So I, I was sitting, I was sitting on the sofa next to him and you were sitting cause our room had a little, uh, seating arrangement in it. So there was a chair and a coffee table.
So you were sitting on the sofa next to him, and you were sitting, because our room had a little seating arrangement in it, so there was a chair and a coffee table, so you were sitting in the chair, kind of 90 degrees toward us, just kind of watching us, and I'm thinking, again, that the word surreal just keeps coming to mind, like the whole weekend, it was decadent, it was surreal, but sitting next to this gorgeous guy on the sofa, and my husband is sitting in the chair I don't know.
I don kind of taking it all in and and I had you know I figured I was kind of the focal point at that point and I had to get something going. So I just decided to, I just kind of turned around and kind of, yeah, I think I straddled one of his legs and I just started kissing him. Yeah. And you kissed for a while and he was starting to get, yeah, you started to get turned on and I think he started to relax and then we went over to the bed and, um, proceeded.
think I went down on you and then you know you were giving him a blow job and that was hot I mean the whole thing I'm gonna say this a lot that was the first thing that we did and then um then after that he went in he was with you missionary style and you were giving me a blow job and I really like that that. Yeah. All the while it's just going great. I mean, he's having a good time. You're having a good time. I'm really enjoying myself.
And then we did a couple of other positions and, you know, eventually, you know, I was with you doggy style and you know, you, you were giving him another blow job and I think that's how we all finished. That's how we finished. Yeah. And then now that was, it was amazing. It was amazing. And then we, we moved around a lot and I liked that. You know, I, I, it, I don't know. It just seemed very fluid and very easy. Well, then when we finished, he said, okay, this is the other awkward time. And then we said, well, it doesn't have to be awkward. Lay down, you know, let's just stay in the bed.
And the three of us were laying there and we just started talking. Yeah. And he was really cool. He, well, he did say, he says, I have to admit about halfway through, all of a sudden it hit me. Oh my gosh, you guys are going to be talking about this on your podcast. He said, I got a little intimidated, but you know, kudos to him for being honest about that. And, and then he was even saying, you know, he said, well, let me give you some feedback, you know, and he told us, I, you know, you need to be a little bit more direct than, you know, next time and tell us, tell me exactly what you want.
And we gave him some feedback and gosh, we laid there for a good half hour just talking with the guy. So, so like, here's like, so I know we save, save our snapshots for the end. And this isn't like my main snapshot, but this is something that I'll never forget. So we're in Miami beach in this ridiculously amazing room in this ridiculously beautiful hotel. And we had the curtains open.
And so we could see the, you know, the lights of the hotel and you knew the beach was right there, even though it was dark out, and I'm laying in this bed with my gorgeous husband on one side of me, and this gorgeous single guy on the other side of me, and three of us are naked, and we're just laying there talking, and it is three o'clock in the morning. Yeah. I mean, it was, again, just so surreal. And at the same time, it was so, I don't know. It was so comfortable. Yeah.
I want to say, I keep wanting to say he made it so easy for us and he did because he just had the perfect laid back personality.
Not only did he make it easy, but when you, when you hear other podcasters and you hear talk, friends talk about finding the right single guy and you have to search through profiles and you have to text and you have to phone call right you have to do all this stuff it just presented itself right and so you didn't there was no stress and anxiety leading up to the night because we had no idea this was going to happen right it was just the last thing on my mind and also we didn't engage with any other couples you know we didn't force anything right and we thought we were going to end up going back to our room and having sex between the two of us which would have been great and then all of a sudden he was there yeah you know so it's it's just it was kind of like ripping a band-aid off i didn't have time to fret all of a sudden we turn and there he was and and it was just like this is just too too tempting to pass up.
I mean, it was just like it was meant to be. So, you know, George and Ann, thank you so much. I don't know if Ann planned it that way. I swear, in my mind, I swear she planned introducing us to him. Yeah, there may have been a little bit of premeditation, but that's okay.
I know, that's at least how it is in my mind that's a good party whether it was just sheer coincidence on on her part that's a good party host right there that's right she knows what she's doing anyway so that was a great experience and shout out to you our single guy our first single guy and we have another single guy coming into town this weekend that we've been talking with and he may benefit from the fact that now you're not a single guy virgin i know all the all the jitters have been worked out yeah so that was saturday night we need to move along as as amazing as that was we need to move along so the weekend wasn't over no sunday morning we went back for another breakfast on the rooftop which was magical again this was the best weather day we got into the high 70s this day and we walked around the hotel for a while we just sat and there was a polo match that day and we decided not to go um and we held back and we ran into another couple um from the event from the george event that we hadn't really talked to we had met but not talked to and they said hey we're going to the beach you guys want to go to the beach with us and so the four of us ended up you know getting beach chairs and spending the afternoon just chatting with them.
Another great couple. Yes. Another gorgeous couple. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. We had a lot in common with them. And anyway, sat out on the beach all afternoon. And most people started heading out on Sunday.
Some people, we had to say goodbye to some people on Sunday at breakfast because some people did fly out or drive home if they lived you know fairly local yeah so we had decided we were going to do dinner together that evening just the two of us and we found a bar downstairs in the basement of the hotel and it was a great bar had a couple of drinks well we had made reservations for the restaurant that the bar was in yeah for but we couldn't get a reservation until like late at night so we said well let's just go down the bar and get a drink and a snack so the bar was so amazing and and they served full dinners there at the bar so we ended up eating at the bar and then and then going to the hostess and telling her we didn't need our reservation yeah so we had a peanut butter crunch hamburger right i mean it sounds a little weird that sounds disgusting doesn't it it was really good everything at this restaurant was incredible they they um would bring you free pot you know complimentary popcorn with your with your drink while you were waiting on your food and the popcorn had truffle oil whatever that is it's extremely decadent expensive if you say not every day it was good and it was in like And it was in like a cast iron skillet.
A little cast iron skillet of popcorn with truffle oil. So there were two ladies sitting next to us at the bar and they had shared one of these peanut butter crunch burgers. And I think I must have leaned over. I was just chatting with them and they said, you've got to try this peanut butter crunch burger. And I said, it sounds disgusting.
And they said, no said no really it's something that you just have to taste so we split it yeah so we split one and it was so good and then they got up and left and a couple sat down and they happen to be from the george event right so we chatted so we thought they looked familiar and and you could tell that they were kind of looking at us like well they had the lapel pin on pin on. Yeah. So finally we saw, cause the bar was kind of dark. So finally we saw the lapel pin and we're like, you're with the George group, aren't you? And they were like, yeah, we thought you looked familiar.
So we probably talked to, we were done eating at that point, but we just sat there and talked to them for like an hour while they ate dinner.
So that wrapped up our weekend and we came back the next day to, oh no, I'm not done talking about the weekend yet are you going to talk about that oh yeah yeah so after we chatted with this couple for a while well you and i went up to the lobby bar and and we had a drink in the lobby bar and just kind of watched all the people come and go it was just really we love to people watch so we did that for a while hot vanilla couple sat down at the at the furniture arrangement with us and i I was like, oh, man, hot. We're going to flip vanillas. Yeah, they were gorgeous.
And they were British, so they had sexy British accents. And their teenage sons came over and sat with them. Bummer. Oh, well. So we went back to our room and had some reconnection sex. No, we had intended to have reconnection sex. Yes, we intended to have reconnection sex. So we started to have reconnection sex, and everything was going fabulously. I was playing with Mr. Jones. He was fully engaged and ready to go, and I wasn't in a hurry, and that was my fatal mistake. If I'd have been in a hurry, I could have accomplished my goal.
But instead I'm just kind of playing around with them and just kind of teasing him and messing around. And the next thing I know, there's this funny noise and I'm like, wow, what's that noise? And then I realized Mr. Jones is snoring. Oops. Everything down below was working just fine and fully engaged and, and interacting quite well with me. Mr. Jones was snoring. So I'm like, Oh, poor baby. Cause we did, we stayed up till two 30, the first night and three 30, the second night.
And then, and the night before that we had driven up to Baltimore and, and had to get up super early to catch our flight. So we have three nights of not a lot of sleep. So I kind of just rubbed his chest and, you know, I got that. Oh, sorry, did I fall asleep? I'm like, it's okay, baby. So we start playing again. And again, I didn't act fast enough. And he fell asleep again and started snoring again. I gave up. You could have just like impaled yourself on me. Well, right. Because everything was fine down below. But you didn't seem to be in any hurry. So sorry about that. Sorry. Yeah.
So that's how our weekend ended. But overall, so we, you know, we got up the next morning and we flew home to snow and where we live. But anyway. Yeah. We Landed the but the weekend itself um you know go check out do you know george check out his website if you you know try to make a just for dinner yeah as kind of an introduction into the world of george and i think george and anne really are enjoying the just for dinners because they can get to know couples so there's a two two prong.
There's a two win win there because they can they can kind of, you know, see that people and make sure that there's no creepers, which is great. And then also it gives you a chance to experience a Georgia event and without the outlay of a lot of cash, right, you know, and have a wonderful evening.
So you can decide if it's a good fit for you and they can decide if you know you're the type of couple that's going to feel comfortable yeah and before you make a huge investment you you know you can see what type of people are there and if it's something that you think you might enjoy so check out his website and there's he's got um just for dinners all over the country um this year and quite a few events so we we have to say that the weekend was just about perfect yes and george and ann did a wonderful job and we fully endorse you know their events you know what i like about their events is that you're not one of their clients you're one of their guests well no they actually the way that he says is his friends yeah and that's the way that we're treated as friends.
And anyway, great time, great weekend. Compared to the house party, you know, there's a big difference in like a four-hour house party and a four-day event. Right. And the house party was awesome, too. It was just we had to learn how to manage that kind of environment. Yeah, so for all you people out there that email us and think we're all that. Oh, we're not. We're not. We screwed up last weekend. We're still learning, too. Yeah, and I'm sure we'll screw up again before it's all over. Yeah. Anyway, great event. Thank you, George and Ann. Thank you so much.
Yeah, we had a great time, and I hope you all can check that out, too. So when we come back, Mrs. Jones, we've got a couple of sexy snapshots to share. Yes, we do. All right. Hold on. We'll be right back. well welcome back to our final segment of our podcast which is our snapshot segment and that happens to be my Yes, mine too. Yeah, especially this month. Yeah, we had to fight over snapshots this week. We did. I mean, there's just so, so many like memories that flash through my mind. It's really, it's hard to pick.
So first, we're going to read a couple that you all have shared with us and thank you. And we need snapshots. So feel free to send them in.
And you know, we mentioned the we got a thing go game last time and you had put the qualifier on there to attach a snapshot i think i set the bar too high you did so if you want the we got a thing go game um just send us an email we're not gonna put the qualifier on it and we'll send you the pdf right back so send us some snapshots anyway yeah we need snapshots you know they don't have to be like crazy lifestyle snapshots i mean we're getting snapshots from all different, we need snapshots. You know, they don't have to be like crazy lifestyle snapshots.
I mean, we're getting snapshots from all different perspectives. I mean, vanilla ones, funny ones, sexy ones. We like them all. We do. So here's one that came to us from friends from Minnesota, and it's at a club. Actually, both of these snapshots tonight, the theme is clubs. Clubs, yes. So, anyway, here we go.
And this is written from the gentleman's perspective okay so as i was ordering a drink at the bar an intoxicated woman who was very clearly into me came over and started to chat over consumption is a huge turnoff for me so I was already looking to keep the conversation short so I could get back to my wife. As we chatted, however, the woman became more and more frisky with me while I continued to maintain my composure.
And I can say with 100% confidence that if that chatting with her for less than a minute, she still would have gone back to our room if we would have invited her that invitation was obviously never going to be delivered as we continued to talk the woman kept reaching over the bar and grabbing maraschino cherries to eat so she's sloppy drunk and she's grabbing cherries she then doing her best to be seductiveive, placed the palm of her hand near my face and says, my hand is all sticky. She made it obvious that she intended for me to lick the cherry juice from her palm.
In my best ever the gentleman move, however, I reached over the bar, grabbed a cocktail napkin, and gently cleaned her hand. Then she disappointedly looked at me and says, well, that's one way to do it. After thanking her for her conversation, I made my way back to my wife. as the crowd was not what we were expecting this short experience was enough to keep both me and my wife entertained for most of the evening. So kudos to you. That's right. What a classy way to handle that. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. You could have just told her to buzz off, but nope.
You leaned her up and sent her on her way. Yeah. Awesome. So thank you, our friends from Minnesota. And Mrs.
jones where does your snapshot come from my snapshot comes from new orleans and again it's from colette you know it's another club snapshot so it's our personal favorite club because well for two reasons because first of all colette has an amazing reputation and second of all it's the only club we've been to oh and we had a good time there and we had an amazing time there yes involved a ponytail holder oh yeah oh sorry anyway get back to your yeah okay you digress yeah okay so this is written from the ladies perspective when we first started in the lifestyle i felt like i was back in the dating scene at meet and greets and clubs the fear of rejection was up and my confidence was wavering.
Gradually, I'm finding myself more comfortable. Listening to you all and other couples we have met has helped me find that devil may care attitude and embrace my inner swinger. My confidence is growing. Here is an example and my Christmas party snapshot. New Orleans and Colette was a setting and those beautiful plastic cups were the problem. Warm room and cold drinks We'll be right back. and my Christmas party snapshot. New Orleans and Colette was a setting and those beautiful plastic cups were the problem. Warm room and cold drinks equals serious condensation.
Due to this, I had the need for extra cocktail napkins. The bar was full and the cocktail napkins happened to be directly in front of a lovely man dressed for the party in boxers and suspenders and nothing else. In order to get said cocktail napkins, I had to ask him to pass me one. That part was easy. He smiled at me, reached over, grabbed a stack of napkins, and promptly placed them on his crotch. A few months ago, I would have frozen, absolutely speechless.
Instead, I smiled, put my drink directly on the napkins and his crotch, and swiveled the cup around until every drop of condensation was gone. I smiled again, thinking I had one-upped him, but no. He looked at me, mirrored my grin, and said, now I'm all wet. I didn't pause. I didn't stammer. I merely leaned in and whispered. So am I. Then I turned on my three inch heels and practically glided back to my group. I was so proud of myself. The confidence must have been catchy because minutes later we were on our way to a fabulous hotel room with a beautiful couple we had just met. That's awesome.
I love it. I know. And you know, when a woman says I'm wet, that's like the biggest turn on. Yeah. Yeah. So, oh, that was awesome. Okay. Thanks for our new Orleans friends and our Minnesota friends for those snapshots. And so it's my turn. Yes, it is. Okay.
So back to ourwest friends and the hot tub oh yeah yeah so you know there was a transition you know we played the game and we had we had a good time but there was still not a lot of sexy contact so we decided to get into the hot tub naked um and i sat next to her and he was sitting next to you and and because we accidentally forgot our bathing suits know, I was, I had my hand in the smile of her back and I was, you know, rubbing her back just to let her know that I was interested. And, you know, we were at that phase where it's probably ready to start a transition. Transition phase. Yeah.
Yeah. And, um, he, the gentleman that was sitting next to you asked you if he could kiss you. So of course I said, yes. And when he asked that question, she turned and looked at me and I said, well, you know, what's good for the goose. And so we started kissing and we were still sitting side by side and she, okay. So, so keep in mind this ladies, first of all, she's absolutely gorgeous, tall, um, slender, um, great smile, very sexy, very articulate, very, I mean, just a classy woman and she's being classy up to this point in time.
So then after we kissed, she swiveled around and she, um, put her legs around my legs. So she was, you know, sitting, straddling me. And then she put her hands and her arms on my shoulders and started kissing me face on. But what was going on under the water? I mean, I was fully erect and she was bobbing up and down.
And when she bobbed down i bobbed up it was we were tapping each other in just the right location and i know she was doing it on purpose so naughty girl oh my god that was hot so she went from this really you know kind of soft sensual quiet not quiet but you know more shy and then she swiveled around and got right on top of me and started bouncing up and down and, and slowly bouncing up and down. So it was very sensual and yeah. And we didn't last too much longer in the hot tub. We had to get inside. Yeah.
But that was the most, that was the, that was the best experience I've had with another woman in the hot tub.
That was just hot's no other way to describe it you know it was really helpful for her husband as well because you know he was the one that kind of started the whole thing and and said asked if he could kiss me so you know I had kind of swiveled around myself and I think I was just straddling one of his legs and and he and i were kissing and i could tell he was unsure because this was their very first encounter with another couple yeah so i knew that that and and have we mentioned that the gentleman is a thinker i don't think we've mentioned that yet even more so than i am he might be more of a thinker than mr he's definitely more of a thinker than me so i knew his head was he looks he looks six ways into everything he does he does and i love I don't know.
a thinker than mr he's definitely more of a thinker than me so i knew his head was he looks he looks six ways into everything he does he does and i love that about him so i knew his head was just spinning so you know i as i was kissing him i i leaned over and i i whispered in his ear i said isn't it hot watching your wife kiss my husband and when i said that it's like i gave him permission to enjoy what he was seeing you know so then he was able to relax and and um not be so you know like over processing stuff because I could just tell his like there was almost like smoke coming out of his ears because his brain was working so hard good for you yeah so I was able to kind of distract him a little bit.
And then the evening just progressed wonderfully. You know, he was able to relax and get into the moment. Yeah, so cheers to you guys. It was a fun evening, that's for sure. All right. Sorry, I didn't mean to bust in on your Snapchat. Yeah, that's okay. I'm going to bust into yours, I think. So it's your turn, Mrs. Jones. Let me guess, what are you going to talk about? There are so many, like I said, so many memories flooding through my mind. Get to it. We know what you're going to talk about. The single guy. I just have to. Because this was brand new.
And like we said, it was completely unplanned and it could not have been. It was just the right thing to do that night. It was just meant to be. The right be. Um, he was the right person at the right place at the right time. So in the middle of play, one of the, I think he suggested this, right? So one of the, one of the, um, positions that we all got ourselves into is at some point in time, um, Mr. Jones was laying on his back with his head at the foot of the bed and I got on you reverse cowgirl. Yes. Which is one of my favorite positions anyway.
So I'm facing the head of the bed at that point and our single guy stood up at the head of the bed and then I was giving him a blowjob. So he was standing facing me and it was just an amazing experience. Just the sensation of being with you and then looking at this just gorgeous person standing there, you know, excited because I was giving him attention and wow. Yeah. Indescribable. Yeah. And from my view, I'm looking, I'm down and I'm looking up at you and I can see your full back and the back of your head. And then I can see his thighs on either side of your head.
And then, you know, you're giving him a blowjob. It was, that would have been, that would have been a close second snapshot for me. So I'm glad you picked that one. Yeah. I had to pick that one, I guess. Yeah. Well, anyway, thank you. Our single guy. Yes. You set the bar high. Um, thank you for making that a good first experience for us. It was great.
So you give single guys single guys a really good name yeah yeah that was perfect you you definitely do and you know that that's if more single guys were like that and you single guys out there listening you know forget about the cock shots on the profile pictures you know forget about all that stuff you know just classy um you know don't take yourself too seriously no no i just he he just made me feel so comfortable and and made me feel so you know attractive and and um it was just it was just amazing to have two men focused on me i didn't think i'd like being the center of attention but um didn't seem to be a problem for you it yeah it never really i never fretted over that at all yeah so anyway that's about wrapping it up yeah for episode 19 thank you for hanging in there and we really had a good time um you know this podcast was a lot of fun because we did a lot of events so we didn't try to put a lot of structure or lessons learned around this one.
This was just a fun, a fun month and a fun trip. The lesson learned is communicate. That's right. The Joneses are not perfect. No, we're not. Yeah. We were kind of a hot mess. Yeah. So thank you for the couple of you who have given us iTunes reviews this month. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. The support is just amazing. Yeah.
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