Keeping up with The Joneses- A dinner party, a house party and an apartment party Discussion Topic- Our Naughty in N'awlins experience Snsapshots- Side by side service and the ponytail holder Mentioned in this episode Naugthy in N'awlins pLink Floyd Colette Club Podcasters at NiN Swinger Diaries Swingercast Swap Fu Two or More to Tango Average Swingers Bliss Bringers Music licensed through BMI Me & Mrs Jones- Billy Paul Scream and Shout- Brittany Spears/Will.i.am Mr Jones- Counting Crows Contact us: Email- [email protected] Follow us on Twitter- @wegottathing
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This podcast contains explicit language and content and is for mature audiences only. Hey you teenagers out there, if you're under 18, this show is more for your parents. So now that you have that mental picture stuck in your head, put some music on and get back to doing your homework. We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle. Care to join us? Welcome back, everyone. I'm Mr. Jones.
And i'm mrs jones and this is episode 12 of the we got a thing podcast we are freshly back from new orleans and we're still maybe slightly sleep sleep deprived but um yeah you don't get a lot of sleep in new orleans that was a heck of a party. That was a heck of a party. Yeah, we got home Sunday midday. This is Friday, by the way. And we got home on Sunday afternoon and we walked into the house and we immediately went to bed and slept. I did. I went to sleep for about two or three hours.
We had a family birthday party that night and it was like, oh, boy, we got to sleep so we can function it didn't help that I booked a 7 30 a.m flight yeah what was he thinking seriously so we had to get up at like five o'clock that was the worst two hundred dollars you ever saved couldn't help myself at any rate we had a great time and um you know the only thing I can say is you need to go you need to go if you didn't go you need to go yep this you know if if you haven't listened to us before this is the second time we went we were we were fairly new we were extremely new when we went last year and and you know we had a lot of anxiety about meeting 1500 other swingers and and this year i think we went with an open mind and um and just kind of let the weekend unfold and and unfold it did but first we need to start with keeping up with the joneses yeah i mean we just want to talk about naughty new orleans i know but we did have some other fun life did exist before naughty new orleans yes yeah so prior to new orleans we went to dinner in washingtonC.
with a couple that we met in Cassidy, and we had a great evening with them. What was the name? We had met them one other time at an event, and we kind of saw them from afar and chatted with them a little bit. And when we left the event, I said, gosh, Mr. Jones, it's a shame we didn't get to talk to them some more and get their contact information. But luckily, we chatted with them enough, and I think they found us, right? Yeah, they reached out to us on Cassidy, and then I showed you their profile, and you said, oh, thank goodness, that's the couple that we wanted to connect with.
Yeah, yeah, that was so exciting. So we got to reconnect with them. We almost didn't meet with them because we asked them to, because we live south, we live in Virginia, and um, they're in DC and we asked them to pick out a place to eat. And the first menu that she sent us, I think it was, I looked at the menu and it was $135. It was a tasting menu, you know, prepared by the chef. Yeah. Yeah. So the basic tasting menu was $135 a person. And then if you wanted to add the wine pairings on, it was extra $70 per person. And we were like, oh boy. I was like, oh no, now what do we do?
Do we admit that we're poor or do we just choke out the money? And finally we said, we're not poor. We're just very middle class. Maybe a little bit too rich for our blood.
But thankfully when I did that, she replied right away and she says, oh my goodness, I didn't even look at the the menu that's really out of our price range too and so the good thing about it was they picked a nice french she did an amazing job of picking a restaurant yeah it was just a little french like bistro and um yeah and it had it was a town home that had been converted into a restaurant it had those big thick red velvet curtains that separated the tables so it was perfect for sexy conversations and yeah we must have had like swinger written all over our foreheads when we walked in because they put us in this little private alcove right and every once in a while the waiter would jump through the curtains and surprise us a little bit and we would regroup and but it was an amazing meal and we really connected with them and i think we're going to see them again next month yeah we are going to see them again right and then we had you know i don't even know if we can call this is it officially a house party i guess i don't know we had two couples over right to our home right so it was a very intimate house party yeah and it was a little bit of an experiment that turned out wonderful it did yeah so we were going to meet with another couple here that we'd played with before at our house and our house was empty for the weekend and then um another couple reached out to us and we had met that well no we had been at a house party before actually it was the episode we recorded about the guy who was naked at the table the dick and the devil day yeah they were at that party too and we got there late that night so we didn't get to meet everybody but they were there and they recognized us i think and they reached out to us and said hey we you know are you guys interested to get together and then coincidentally the couple that we had invited down here had just met the same couple at a meet and greet than the week before yeah so we and really hit it off with them yeah so we said do you all mind if we invite this other couple down and they didn't they said the more the merrier and so we reached out to the other couple and said hey the four of us are going to get together at our house for an evening.
Would you be interested in joining us? And they said they would. And they ended up coming down for the evening. They live about an hour and a half away. So they made quite the heroic effort to get back from vacation and drive down.
And to their credit, I mean, they had never met us face to face face before they had met the other couple right but they had just met them at a meet and greet so they hadn't there hadn't been any play between them and the other couple and and i think they knew that the other couple and us were good friends and that we had played multiple times right um so they were walking into a really unfamiliar situation right and they just came with the most open mind and the most spirited attitude. And they're both gorgeous and just outgoing. And we just instantly clicked. All six of us did.
And our other friend, after we got finished eating, she just put it on the table. Okay, let's just get it out in the open. What are you all comfortable, you know, with? And we were like, okay, well, you know, it's a conversation. Our friend is a must to have at a party. She is so good. And the thing is, is she can do it without being pushy or making people feel uncomfortable. But she just has the ability to put it out there and make it fun. Yeah.
So skip to the chase so so we all agreed that we would we were all comfortable with soft swap and we love that we love the fact that you can have a conversation with two other couples and everybody expresses their boundaries and we automatically go to that point where everybody is most comfortable right and that night it was soft swap and we hadn't met them before so that was that was really natural so we were in our family room and i got out a little card game and um it was a a card game made for group play and there were like four categories of cards and you know one of them was kind of an adventurous action type card and one of them was a thought card where you kind of had to give your opinion on something and one of them was like a like a survey card I don't know what all the categories were but yeah we broke it we had to break into two teams so um that ended up getting fun really fast and somehow the clothes managed to come off fairly quickly the gentleman of the couple that were new that didn't know us he had to take his pants off and he had like these silk boxers they were awesome they were like these bright royal blue silk so right away and he had really sexy legs to go with those okay so you expected they were working for him let me tell you he was prepared and he happened to be sitting between me and and um the lady that we've been friends with for a long time so the poor guy he didn't stand a chance right right yeah yeah so we quickly um if you follow us follow us on twitter you saw the the picture the next morning with the clothes laying all over that's where we were playing the game but anyway it looked like a clothes bomb went off in our family room the next morning so we all went upstairs into we had prepared our master bedroom and we all came in there and we, um, you know, it was, it was very comfortable.
I mean, everybody was really kind of eased into it. And I think the lady started. We did start. Yeah. And the guys kind of joined in after that. And, and there was a lot of, it was just a natural flow. I don't think i remember exactly how things went but there was girl girl you know why we don't remember how things went because it was so fluid it was so much fun because it wasn't like you would say time out time to switch it just naturally right flowed from person to person to person and and it was just so sexy and easy. Like there was no awkwardness.
And we had never met this couple before they walked into our home, you know, other than some really nice correspondence. But they were just a great couple. And we did get to talk to them a little bit beforehand. Yes, we did. But we're really excited because we are going to see them again, just the four of us, so we can get to know them. Yeah, just in a few weeks, I think, yeah. Yeah, in a few weeks. So anyway, boy, just the two times that we've had six people together. It's worked really well.
Yeah, it just seems to flow, and there seems to be less pressure, and it's not not a very large group you know so you can still connect individually and that that just turned out to be a wonderful surprise it was i think i think i was stressed about orchestrating the whole thing but i think it turned out yeah and unfortunately they had to leave and drive an hour and a half yeah we had invited them to spend the night but they were having um i think they had found someplace for their daughter to spend the weekend but it was the dog yeah yeah the dreaded dog i know so unfortunately they weren't able to spend the night and and they kind of had to leave not in the middle of play but but things were kind of winding down but we made the best of of the situation.
We did. Because when they left, the four of us were saying, well, anybody want to go for round two? And there was an incredible round two. Yeah. So, yeah, another full swap episode and a lot of fun. And our bodies were laying on the floor. They were on the bed, and it was an amazing, amazing time. Yeah, we found out our bed, we have a weird bed, we have a sleep number bed, and our old house, the master bedroom, wasn't a really big bedroom, so a king-size bed would have really overpowered it.
so we had a queen size frame and we bought a sleep number bed and they can do this thing called expanded queen queen where it hangs over just like three inches on each side so we have this like a little bit bigger than a queen size bed but not a king size bed and it's really hard to fit six people i know we're gonna we're gonna have to really come up with another six person solution i know we are because because i i i threw our friend on the floor and i was giving him blow job on the floor and made him lay on the rug next to the bed the two of you were well i start yeah he and i started out down there and then his wife ended up helping me finish and poor guy so the tailbone was probably bruised after that yeah so that was that's a good problem to have when you have to find a bigger bed first yeah yeah really we're looking forward to solving that problem for the next time and then so that so that's a good problem to have when you have to find a bigger bed first.
Yeah, yeah, really. So we're looking forward to solving that problem for the next time. So that was a success. And then we ended up spending an evening with a couple that we met at Nottingham, New Orleans, 2014. Yes. That live about an hour and a half away from us. Yeah, we hadn't seen them. We met them in July, or August, I guess it was it was. And then we got together with them in September. Right. Well, they came up here and spent the weekend. And, um, unfortunately we're busy, they're busy.
And, um, an hour and a half sounds close until you try to compare calendars and we weren't able to get together with them until a couple of weeks ago. Right. And it was just like old times. It was awesome. Yeah.
I mean, mean when you have friends like that it doesn't really matter if it's two months or six months or eight months you get back together and you pick pick right back where you left off and they and they have an apartment um they live on acreage but then they have an apartment in an old downtown section of where we were so the four of us were able to invade that apartment for the night and there was a local brewery we went to and we got a growler filled with beer yeah and caught up and then we went to a bar and had martinis right yep yeah and and then sushi and appetizers and and then we went to like a british pub yes yeah and then and had dinner and our friend is totally enamored by the peach martinis at this british pub and i'm thinking i have peach martinis those are probably pretty wimpy you know how how strong could a peach martini be oh silly me the peach martinis were amazing yeah and um they packed quite the punch right yes and then we came back to their apartment and i think you had one of your games with you, didn't you?
You had a card game with you? I had the same card game. Right. Yeah. And I think we made it through about one or two rounds of the card game and then... Something about a blow job and it was over. Yeah. You had to give him a blow job. I did. So we got started and you all were supposed to watch. We did. For like 15 seconds.
Well, when because as soon as we got started we were like okay well let's turn around and see when watch them watching us hey look how good we are and we were like what the hell you weren't even watching us you guys were doing your thing we were on the chase lounge we thought we were putting on a show game over game over game we're going to game number two oh that was so much fun but the next morning we were having to look like between the cracks of the sofa cushions and under the sofa to make sure that because there were cards like strewn everywhere it got a little crazy yeah and there was a bottle of a core 43 involved in that after the peach martinis well and then there was wine also i had some wine and that was after the beer and that was after the martini so it was a you know when you have friends like that it's you know every once in a while you you meet a couple that you develop a friendship with and whether we um whatever happens in the future as far as playing with them you know that that's a couple that they're just a really solid couple and we really enjoy being with them so the play is great but it's like the icing on the cake because there's such amazing people to just hang with yes yes another benefit from being in lifestyle yes so when that's keeping up with the joneses and finally i'm going to turn you loose so when we come back we're going to talk about our adventures our hot steamy sexy and naughty adventures in New Orleans.
Hot. Yeah, we'll be right back. Okay, Modern New Orleans 2015, and the music that you are hearing, I've just heard, was from a gentleman by the name of Plink Floyd, that's not like Pink Floyd. It's Pink Floyd with an L. So Plink Floyd. And his CD is called Nickels and Diamonds. And he plays the plectrum banjo. Whatever that is. It was awesome. Yeah. So we saw him. We went to breakfast a couple of mornings at one of our favorite spots on Bourbon Street. And that was Cafe Beignet. There's Café Beignets. There's one on Royal Street and one on Bourbon Street.
And we love the one on Bourbon Street because they have live music every time we've gone there. Last year and this year, it's been amazing. So we heard him. He was playing while we were eating our beignets and having our Café Latte, or no, Café Olay. And our Cajun hash brownajun hash browns. Oh, my gosh. It was potatoes and bell peppers and onions and spicy andouille sausage. And it was like 10 o'clock in the morning. It was already 95 degrees. Oh, my gosh. We were sweating like pigs. But his music made it all worthwhile to have to. We had to stand in line. Yeah. It was awesome. Yeah.
So we went up and and bought one of his CDs and I asked him permission if we could play it on our podcast. And so that's what you heard coming back in. And, uh, there's a link to his, uh, website and his CD on our show notes. So feel free to check it out. So, um, you know, there, there were a lot of, uh, podcasters and we're going to talk about that in a minute. There's a lot of podcasters at Naughty in New Orleans, and every one of them there is probably going to be podcasting about Naughty in New Orleans. No doubt.
So what we're going to do is we're going to do just a quick summary of the conference, and then we're going to get into just a few of the things about the weekend where we had the most memorable experiences. Is that a good way to put it? It is. We had a lot of fun, but we also learned a lot about ourselves. We learned a lot about the lifestyle. It was just an all-around amazing experience. Yeah, what a growth opportunity when you go there for four days. So basically the summary of the conference is this. It starts early in the week.
We got there wednesday afternoon they have like a pre-conference night on tuesday so wednesday you get there every day they have seminars and workshops then they have bar takeovers then they have um in the then you go to dinner and then the evening there's a theme and the themes are going to be different each night and so they have dances in the big ballroom and then at 11 or so at night they open the playrooms and you just repeat that four days in a row with the exception of the first night when there's the parade yeah which got rained out oh it was awful it was going to be like a pajama parade and um It was going to end at a venue where there was going to be like a cabaret burlesque type show, and there was like thunderstorms rolling through.
So it would rain, and then it would not rain, and then you'd hear thunder, and then it would kind of go away. And poor Bob and Tess that run this event.
I I mean what a responsibility they had to keep you know 1800 swingers safe right from lightning and thunder so you know first it was like the parade was on well personally I don't like getting wet you know so yeah you know I was reluctant to go out well yeah I like I like being wet for a reason not because I've been more on that later and yeah right so we kind of hung back in the lobby and um sure enough we we made the right call because eventually they canceled the parade and and they did such a good job of improvising they did yeah I mean they really are a class act and they know how to um to put on a big event so real quickly instead of doing a, everybody moved upstairs to the large ballroom.
They got a DJ going and they brought all the floats up the freight elevators and they brought the floats out into the room. And, uh, Michael and Holly from a playboy radio where the hosts and the marshals of the parade.
And, you know, they had the majorettes marching behind them and then the floats and bob and tess came by so dance routine yeah it was incredible yeah they did a little parade and then they got out of the way and the dj played music and and the dance started so they they really did salvage you know what what was a you know what was it could have been a disaster but they turned it into a positive so um it, please look at the website if you want to know the details of the conference. It's frenchconnections.com is the name of their... Yeah, French Connections Events, I think.
And then the other podcasts are going to be podcasting about this in detail as well. So that's pretty much a summary of the conference. The bottom line is, if you can need to go i mean there were how many there were 1800 yeah the hotel was completely sold out yeah and then there were people actually having to stay at other hotels that were attending the event right because the hotel was full so yeah they said 900 couples all right well let's get into some of the nitty-gritty i like the nitty-gritty. Yes.
Because we're so experienced now, we only went to one workshop this year, which is kind of ridiculous. Yeah, we had another agenda. So we only went to one workshop, but we are glad that we went to that one. And that one was put on by John and Jackie Melfi. And they are the owners of Colette. And they also have a lifestyle blog.
and they did one of the sessions their blog is called open love 101 open love 101 and we'll have a link to that and they did a session on jealousy and i mean i had two reasons to want to go to that is first of all i think she's extremely hot and i just wanted to that was um probably like 90 of the reason she was gorgeous yeah and her husband happened to be extremely hot as well yeah so we so that's pretty much the reason we went then the other reason is because we had experienced some jealousy as you all know if you've listened to episode three so we wanted to hear their story about it and and it was almost completely it was very much similar to ours but it was opposite it was she was the one that experienced the jealousy there where it was me you know in our relationship so so it was so interesting listening to her share her story about how she felt when her husband had this encounter that you know again was not intended to hurt her but it was her And, you know, so Mr.
Jones was really zoned in on, on watching her, um, share that expression of, of jealousy and confusion. And why do I feel this way? And I know he didn't do anything, but I still feel this way.
And then at the same time I was watching John, her husband, and watching the emotions flow across his face because he is the one that inflicted that pain on his wife extremely innocently and his perception right right you know so i was watching his face and and all the emotions going across his face as she was telling her story were the exact same emotions i felt and and i was just completely locked in on him i know i was doing the same thing with her i know i know and i mean i was crying because it it um the bond that they have and the emotions that that they were sharing were just it was deja vu yeah like it like you saidwise, it was the exact opposite.
Yeah. So when it was over, we were able to go up and we talked to Jackie, the wife, and Mr. Jones was able to express to her, you know, kind of just in brief our situation. Right. And it was really meaningful and very touching that they were willing to put themselves out there that, that much. Yeah. So that was the, that was the only workshop that we went to. And then, you know, there was a thing called podcast palooza that was supposed to happen this weekend. And I, and I do give credit to Bob and Tess for opening this opportunity up to all the podcasts.
And we're so grateful for that put podcasters out there. Yeah, it was a little bit unorganized just because it was the first time. And it's really not a bad slant on anyone. And I think we've learned from it. So I think next year we can probably offer up some suggestions and take some of the burden off of their shoulders and figure out how to kind of organize it ourselves. So we thought we were going to have this room, a table in the hallway to record snapshots. And what it turned out to be was a room, a small room next to where they were doing registration that nobody could really find.
And they didn't have a signup sheet at first. And it was really, we knew that that probably wasn't going to work. But then the podcast session that we were all supposed to be in was Friday. And unfortunately, at a swinger convention, 10 o'clock in the morning might as well be six in the morning. It was painful. It was painful for us. And we were like totally stoked about going to it. Right. So fortunately, well, let me just give you the backdrop. So here are all of the podcasters that were in attendance at Naughty in New Orleans.
And if you don't listen to them, but you should, and if you want to hear their view of how this conference... I think we all have a different spin on it, yeah. But what happened was John and Allie from Swingercast brought their microphone and they recorded the podcasting session that we did. And SwingerCast is, by the time that this podcast that we're recording is released, it's probably already out because John said he was going to try to put it out tonight or tomorrow. And this is August 7th, by the way. Yeah.
So you should be able to go to the swinger cast and in itunes and and see the you can hear the recording so so there were several podcasters there there was two or more to tango and there was swinger cast with john and ali and there were the swap foos mr and mrs swap foo uh jay and angie from average swingers uh page and pen from Swinger Diaries, John from Blissbringers, and then Mr. and Mrs. Jones. And so what is that? That's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. That's 14 podcasters, and I think there were about eight attendees that showed up.
We didn't have a lot of guests come, but that's okay. The guests that were really engaging yeah but but we turned it into a podcast so john recorded it and we had we had a blast we had fun with each other yeah we did oh my gosh to we had met a lot of the podcasters before but a couple of them we had not met we hadn't met swinger diaries and we had not met john from bliss bringers right and oh my you talk about a bunch of crazy people in one room. Yeah, so we asked ourselves questions. Yeah, we did.
And then the attendees asked some questions too, and it really turned into a really neat session. It was. And so there wasn't a large turnout, but the fact that John recorded it and is going to turn it into a podcast allows all you all to go and hear that session too. So that, that was just a lot of fun. And the podcast community now is, is coming together. And one of the things that we talked about it, and I think Mr.
Swatfoot brought this up is, you know, what can we, um, lifestyle podcasters do, you know, to kind of come together and do some cutting edge things and some fresh ideas and to help the community, to help the community, to be a better resource. Yeah, that's right. Because there are not that many resources for people to go to when they're thinking about swinging.
And so the, the podcast community is trying to galvanize a little bit and think ahead and think of how can can we because no the thing about everyone there is everyone has a different style everyone you know what i loved about it there's no competition right that's yeah every we all just want to encourage each other i mean of course swinger cast is the gold standard because they've been doing this for a long time um he pretty john from john and ally He pretty much figured out how to develop the podcast and get it out there as far as being a resource for swingers.
And the rest of us have kind of jumped on board at, you know, various times after him. And, and it's just, it's so awesome because there's no competition. We just all want to help each other. Right.
we're we're brainstorming now as to how we can better um market and communicate out and and tell people about podcasts and what they are and what they mean so that so that was a lot of fun um the other thing that we wanted to talk about was there was an award ceremony and thank you all i think they had said that there were about 6 000 people that voted yes for all of the different podcasts and if you didn't hear the winners were michael and holly from playboy radio radio yeah um and then rounding out the top three were life on the swing set and swinger cast yeah so it was a really nice ceremony.
Boy, it went a little bit long. But there were a lot of awards. It was before the dance on Friday night. And everybody was itching to get the DJ in there and get the party started. Yeah. But Bob and Tess did a good job. They had presenters. They had trophies. They had good audio and technology. Michael and Holly hosted. Michael and Holly hosted. It was great.
Yeah yeah it was a lot of fun and and thank you know a lot of you all did reach out to us and say that you voted for us and you know that the main thing is that i mean of course we really are touched by that but all of the podcasters were you know if you're voting for a podcast you know we all took that as as a sign that you are out there and that you appreciate what the podcast community is doing. And so it was an opportunity for kind of podcasting in general to be recognized. So it didn't really matter, you know, who won.
We were all together and we all felt like we were on, you know, a stage and being recognized as valuable resources to the lifestyle community right and that was really nice um okay on to some of the fun stuff boy they had bar takeovers every day and there were two crazy ones they were all fun with there were two each day so we went to six total but um yeah two of them were super crazy yeah so one was at razu's and this bikini contest We'll see you next time. But there were two each day, so we went to six total. But yeah, two of them were super crazy.
Yeah, so one was at Razu's, and this bikini contest was crazy. It's a Miss No Bikini contest. Yes, Miss No Bikini contest. And it's on Saturday afternoon, so it's the end of the week. Right. So any inhibitions you brought to New Orleans are gone by then. Yeah, and keep in mind that these bars, they're complete takeovers for Naughty New Orleans. So when you go through the front door, you have the Naughty New Orleans badge on, and they don't let anybody else in. So the behavior inside the bar, everybody knows you're there for the lifestyle event.
And so the clothes come off, and there's flirting, and there's drinking, and there's kissing.
kissing and and boy when these girls got up on stage um i don't even know i don't even know how to describe it they were all beautiful they were all i mean they were what like maybe 12 or 15 girls yeah there were a lot of yeah there were a lot of girls up there they were all beautiful and they were giving away a trip to hedonism i think is the grand prize you know what i loved about all 15 of those girls some of them were maybe physically more uh victoria's secret model-esque than others but they were all confident well you know what i liked about them they were all pretty much naked no you know what i liked about them really when one of them, like they would, they would showcase each one of them so that when one of them was out front doing their dance, the other 10 or 11 were just licking their lips.
Yeah. They were just all enamored with the girl that had been dancing. So just like in the podcast thing that where you mentioned that everybody is, it's not a competition. Right. I mean, those girls were appreciating each other.
You they were they were joining in yeah they were kissing each other they were bumping and grinding and whoo yeah yeah i know that was quite amazing hot but i you have to talk about the winner the winner was just hands down once she did her thing it was over so there were two unique qualities about this winter right yes well okay first of all she was beautiful yes she was and then she was she was creative she was creative and and you have to i mean we were literally three or four feet from center stage and it was loud and people were screaming and you know they had three for beer.
So I had two beers in one hand and another beer in the other hand. And it was chaos. And this girl starts dancing and she turns around. Oh, she's naked at this point in case you haven't figured that out. She's naked. And she turns around and she bends over and she has one of those butt plugs and has the jewel, the big jewel.
It's like a sapp jewel like back of it yeah the size of a 50 cent piece yeah and people crack oh my god crazy when she did that but that was only the beginning of how she won this competition so so that was the first round so then they narrowed it down to what three girls right Maybe, maybe more. I think they were, but anyway.
Yeah, so they narrowed it down to what three girls right maybe maybe more i think they were but anyway yeah so they narrowed it down to like just a few girls because i think they were maybe i don't know 12 15 to begin with so she made the top three let's say right so then they got to do their thing again right so you go ahead i can't even begin to hear your version i want to hear you tell this story so we've already seen the sapphire butt plug right in this girl so then she gets up and and there's no like at first they gave them a pair of like a neon pink like little sexy boy short cheeky boy short things they didn't they didn't stay on long on any of the girls so all the girls are naked at this point so she starts dancing and you know how the clowns will like reach over like when they're they're like doing their thing and they'll reach over and they'll start like pulling a scarf out of somebody's ear and the scarf will be like 12 feet long well she did that but instead of pulling it out of her ear she pulled it out of her vagina and it wasn't a scarf it was one of those banners that fly behind the airplane it was it was you know like when you go to the beach and the little biplane goes by and i mean she started pulling this banner or whatever and coming and said and then she held it up and said vote for me and it was it was hysterical and every and all the other women on stage i mean seriously this thing was like eight feet long they started bowing down to her they did you know because how did you keep that how did you get that in there how did you keep that in there i mean i just turned around at that point to mr jones and i was like game game over you know there's your winner right there the butt plug almost cinched it but then the scarf out of the vagina i'm telling you it just kept coming and kept coming and and she kept pulling it out and people were really shocked and then people started screaming and it was obvious who was going to win it i mean that happened on saturday and this is friday night and i still feel like i've caught in my ears it was so loud i still can't hear right yeah so so it was so it was a well-deserved win.
Boy, what a party that was at Rizou's. And another party was at the beach. That was the day before. That was on Friday. Yeah, we loved that one too. That's just a great venue. And we, John from Swingercast, scored us a balcony that overlooked the whole dance floor. The dance floor and the bar.
going yeah oh my gosh so we got to watch the foam party it was down on like um the the patio area between like the main bar that was out on bourbon street and then this little back um right kind of like building that's open on one side right so yeah we we were up on this balcony and there were probably like i don't know maybe 20 of us up there yeah and most of us knew each other right most a lot of podcasters and then people that we had met or that we had um a couple of the couples and our friends yeah our friends that we had met in previous places so oh my gosh we were just dancing up there and flirting with each other and yeah a lot of it wasn't just dancing there was some like seriously dirty dancing well the only bad thing about it was we were drinking so much beer in the bathroom you had to go you had to go down the balcony and you had to like push your way through the whole sea of people to get to the other side but um that was that was the only negative side for us um over 50 year olds that yeah but the balcony was the perfect place to watch they had a couple dance contests yes yeah so jay from average swingers got to uh participate in one of the dance contests oh my god yeah he did a good job yeah and they were late showing up because i tweeted out i was giving him a hard time that there was dancing going on and jay wasn't there and and we caught he and angie um in one of the you got a great picture of them yeah yeah that i sent to them it was actually a really sweet picture yeah and then he got up so they had girls dancing of course on the bar and then after the girls were finished they were saying hey come on we need to get some guys up here so of course jay being the bashful shy person that he is got up there and put my favorite tater yeah for for everybody and so that was a lot of fun and um and and that's the way the takeovers are so there's there's one from 12 to three and then one from three to six so there were two four six different bar takeovers plus the one on wednesday afternoon at the wine bar so it boy it is it is a party in place yes so to switch gears a little bit we're going to talk about a couple of of play times that we had and one thing that we didn't get to do last year was to go to Colette so Colette is a swing club a lifestyle club in New Orleans and it's owned by John and Jackie Malfi that we mentioned before.
But when you attend the conference, the conference badge gives you a free admission to Colette either Wednesday night or Thursday night. And if y'all have been listening to us for a while, you'll know that going to a lifestyle club was our last frontier. Yes. We've done house parties, we've done meet and greets, we've done big ones and small meet and greets, but we have never been to a club. So we were so excited. Yeah. So the evening started for us because we have friends that we met online that are from New Orleans, but they were not actually attending Naughty in New Orleans.
Because they had to go out of town for the weekend. Yeah, they had to go out of town. They couldn't attend. And so originally, we were going to have breakfast with them to catch up with them and meet them. But then that didn't work out. So we said, well, why don't we meet for drinks on Thursday night? So on Thursday night, we met them at the, I think it was the Roosevelt Hotel. Yeah, gorgeous hotel.
Oh, my goodness really historic yes looking hotel and the bar decorated the bar inside was the sazorac yep yep the sazorac bar i had a sleazy club dress on i was so embarrassed why were you embarrassed because this was a classy hotel and here okay okay i know we were in the middle of the french quarter of new orleans but still yeah classy is relative yeah i guess so i mean my club dress covered everything it needed to cover but yeah and and really our our approach to to meeting them i mean we we had corresponded with them a few times online and the just through i mean sometimes when you correspond with people and you you share pictures there's an instant level of comfort that you have with this couple and we were really looking forward to to meeting with them and so we went there with no expectations at all at least at first more to follow on that yeah and we had two or three or four drinks and just had great conversation.
And it was so good to get to know them. And it was a bit of a break from the conference because they weren't attending the conference. So it was almost like we had this date for four in the middle of this conference. And so we kind of slipped away.
Yeah, we didn't talk about the conference at all with them really other than we were having a great time no and you know we get we got three or four drinks in us and and then what we were going to do is you and i were going to head to colette because we wanted to go to colette that evening and it was literally around the corner yeah and when we the evening was starting to wind down and we said hey you know what we're going to go to colette you, if you guys are interested in coming along with us, that would be great.
But if not, you know, you know, it was really a fun time and, and to our surprise and, and really, Mr. Jones has a very victorious look on his face right now. They said, sure. We'd like to go to Colette.
Well, so that's the very moment when things changed because up until that point in time it really i guess i was thinking about in the back of my mind but it wasn't you know there's a time when you're with a couple and it's no expectations and then and then at a certain point in time there are sometimes there are expectations and so when they said they wanted to go to colette with us all of a sudden my mind like went into a different gear because and that was when i was like what is he up to i mean this couple was very attractive yeah and um i didn't really i didn't i didn't see you kicking and screaming no i was not kicking and screaming but i don't know i guess i I was a little naive.
I didn't really see it coming because I thought it was just strictly going to be a platonic evening. They're very new in the lifestyle, relatively speaking. And I think they were kind of looking at us as mentors, so to speak. Yeah. Well, we mentored them. Yeah. I don't know. I think they know what they're doing.
They held their own pretty own pretty well anyway so the four of us went to colette what a wonderful experience what a what a beautiful um club you know people told us it's a little small we have no perspective because we've oh i love the fact that it was small it was just it was cozy and i just felt really comfortable there and this is where the fact that we talked with Jackie and John after the jealousy episode comes to payback because when we walked in they were sitting there at the front at the front of the club and we went up and they recognized us from the session because we talked to him and we said hey we brought some friends and she said she said well let me get the manager and we'll give you a personal tour and so they took us on a tour and a beautiful downstairs the bar the dance floor and we gave them our mixers and and looked around downstairs and then we there's an elevator and there's a stairwell you know staircase to the upstairs and they took us upstairs and oh my gosh the rooms so there was um semi-private rooms and the semi-private rooms had a door an entryway but they were were they sheer curtains they weren't very sheer yeah they were like sheer curtains but they were actually pretty thick so you could kind of maybe see light through them but you couldn't really see shadows through right so the so the semi-private rooms didn't have a door they had a sheer curtain and you'd go in and there was a bed that four people at least could fit on and then next to next to that was another sheer curtain to another bed so i think there were like three yeah i think three or four beds right yeah and then on the right side there was that room where it was like a voyeur room yeah you had double what is it yeah double sided two- or whatever two-way mirror yeah whatever so you could see in from the outside but when you're on the inside you can't see people looking at you and there's a big bed in there and there's people that have sex and people watch from the outside or you can go inside and participate and what other rooms did they had have a big they had a big group room yeah i can't really remember because we only played in that little safe, cozy room.
Yeah. I like that room. Well, so what happened was about that time somebody got up and left and we saw them cleaning up and preparing to put fresh sheets on.
Well, we, and they had some like sofa groupings before you actually got to those rooms and you could play on those sofas that's right that's right or you could just kind of hang out and kind of wait or whatever right and we ran into friends of ours right and um that was pretty cool because we got to introduce them to our new friends and right so so we ended up i said hey let's grab this room and then they said oh we probably need to talk which was a good I'll see you next time.
right so so we ended up I said hey let's grab this room and then they said oh we probably need to talk which was a good good step yeah yeah very very good testing them and they passed the test yeah that's what it was we were testing right and they passed and I said okay we can talk but we need to talk in here before somebody else takes this bed um so they came in and we talked and we and you know, you know, we can do whatever y'all are comfortable with or nothing. And they said, no, we're comfortable with soft swap. Um, and boy, it was very, it was very, Mr. Jones was bewitched. Yeah.
It was very sensual and it was easy.
I don't, I don't know that we've ever been, it wasn't awkward't I don't know that we've ever been wasn't awkward I don't know we've ever been with a couple for that short of a period of time that I felt so comfortable and connected yeah so um you know we we did soft swap with them and we're going to come back to some more details there later in our snapshots but um just enjoyed a very relaxing very fluid very connected yes time and of course because since we had a great experience in the playroom we have a favorable opinion of the club definitely yeah but but just a wonderful club so if you're ever in new orleans and i understand they own one in dallas too yeah um we would recommend and what a great first club experience for us it was a very good experience yeah we we felt comfortable there it wasn't you know overwhelming people they were very respectful um nothing was nothing was tacky that put me kind of out of my comfort zone right so that kind of was the start of the weekend now now comes the big night so a lot of shit happened this time and we're jumping ahead now to oh this was the next night this was friday night so while we were at the beach where where that balcony was and and we were all up there there was crazy crazy yeah talk started about trying to put a large group together for that night or in the orgy room because we were we were pretty hot and heavy up on that balcony yeah and and there lot of, it was interesting.
There was a lot of negotiating and a lot of who's going to take the lead, who's going to organize this and you know, who's going to be included in this. And I was trying to stay out of that. I, because we've never done anything like that before, but you know, we got invited and you know, at that point in time. And I was in because I had kissed a lot of girls that day. And actually, I mean, we were we were dancing with everybody. We were just kind of dancing up there and just rubbing up against all the guys. And it was just hot and sexy. And whoo. Yeah.
I mean, it was hot outside, but it was steamy up on that balcony. It was steamy.
So we thought, OK're in yeah i was in whatever whatever it is that you guys are talking about we're in and so that um later in the day we is that the did we crash and go back and take a nap no we should have we had that award ceremony oh yeah yeah so so anyway there was a lot of time between the time that we planned it and we had to go when we left the beach we just we didn't have time we had to shower and then we went to dinner right and then we had to leave dinner early to go to the award show right and then the award show went long and after the award show we went back to our room and we changed and then we went to our friend's room where they were going to gather before they went into this.
So we didn't really get to participate in the planning of the thing. Right. Because of the the award ceremony. Right. Kind of left us out of the loop a little bit. OK. So then here's what happened. And you can interject if I'm not from my perspective. OK. So you and I. Along with a lot of other people. Went to the room of our friends. Yes. And when we walked in their room, I was behind you, and everyone started to talk, okay, the party's really starting now, the Joneses are here, and I think Swinger Diaries walked in about the same time, and we were the last ones to arrive.
And there was a little bit of small talk and then people said okay let's go to the room right right so as everybody was found out of the room i got a little bit ahead of you and i walked into the room before you did and it was a big large open room it was a group playroom set up for orgies you're right and and every room is different but this room all of the beds were pushed together and there were absolutely no shears and no curtains between any of the beds no mr jones and i have never played in a room like that before so it's very open and there were people in there already there weren't a lot of people in there but there were people and it looked like that there were just couples in there playing with each other.
Pretty much. Yeah. So when we walked in, um, a friend of my, a friend of ours, the husband was behind me and he turned to me and he said, Hey, I know that we know that Mrs. Jones is not comfortable with everybody here.
So we're going to go in the, and towards the back wall to the back room of the back mattress with you all they were they were preparing um two mattresses for us like it um this is one thing i love about naughty new orleans they have staff members that work the playrooms at night and when somebody's done playing and they get up they have people that come in and they strip the bed from the sheet the sheet off the bed they spray it with antiseptic spray and they wipe it all down they dry it off and then they put a fresh sheet on there so that it is sanitary it's clean right and and you you don't feel like you're going to lay in a wet spot right so they were preparing two adjacent mattresses for our group to play on right and there were more mattresses already adjoining to those two that had already been cleaned it was a huge room yeah so our friend made the comment to me that okay we know we know Mrs.
Jones is not comfortable with everybody here. And when he said that, I was like, well, wait a minute. What do you mean she's not comfortable? And right away, I was on high alert because you and I had talked and we were okay. And then somebody else was telling me you weren't okay. So I immediately went to find you and said, do we need to talk? And you had this look of this deer in the headlights look on your face. I was panicked. And I said, I think we need to step out.
And so you and I stepped out of the room and I was trying to pull you against traffic to go down the hallway so that we could find a place to talk. And then I turned around and another couple had followed us out and you had stopped to talk to them. And at that point in time, I realized there was some confusion and that there was something going on that we needed to talk about. So what was going through your head at that point in time?
I honestly don't remember walking out of the room i was that scared i walked into the room this big group room and there were just people having sex everywhere there was nothing intimate about it and there was nothing sensual about it it was a sexual room And we were with with let's see one two three four five six couples and there were more on the way right so there were six couples already there and i and we knew that there were at least one or two more couples on the way and all of a sudden i realized that that wasn't my style. Right. And I didn't know that until we walked into that room.
Right. And it hit me like a ton of bricks. Our friend who, the room that we went into that kind of orchestrated this whole thing, they were kind of the organizers of the whole thing.
Someantly organizers but they were the organizers of the whole thing um she said that when i walked into her room and she looked at me she was like uh-oh mrs jones is not in the right frame of mind to be here right and um so she saw it before i did and poor mr jones was standing behind me so he was kind of clueless i didn't pick up on that because i was behind you and there was a lot going on in the room and I really wasn't paying that close of attention at that point.
Um, so the, the dynamic was that, um, there were a bunch of friends that we had met throughout the week that we felt really connected to friendship wise. As far as playing, it had never really come up. it wasn't that we were necessarily opposed with it it is just it had never come up right so that was kind of an unknown right um but there was one couple there that um had connected with one of a couple of our friends and they had spent a lot of time with this couple during the week. She was, um, uh, they had a relationship where she was an actual dominatrix and he was her submissive.
And that was the way they connected with each other sexually. And that, um, was somewhat intriguing to Mr. Jones because we've never been around a couple like that before. And Mr. Jones is much more intrigued by the whole BDSM community than I am. And I realized that while we had had dinner with this couple and conversed with them at dinner, I had never made a connection with them.
So all of a sudden I'm in this group room and I'm around people that, yeah, I had been friends with and I think they're, they're just beautiful people and I love talking to them, but I had never made a sexual connection with.
And then I'm with this couple that i don't understand that the bds thing bdsm thing i don't understand and the thing i think you you met the word that you mentioned to me later was you didn't feel safe and and not safe in a threatened way but just say emotionally safe emotionally safe or an environment where you could have fun right and so we left and and i needed to talk to you and another couple walked out and that couple was that was page and pen from swinger diaries right they walked out too and we hadn't yet talked to them so we didn't know if they came out just to make sure you were okay or if they came out because they weren't comfortable with what was going on.
And I felt terrible. If they would have come out because they were worried about me, I would have felt absolutely horrible. So what happened was you started talking with them, and I kind of rudely grabbed you from them and said, Wait a minute, before you talk to them, you and I need to talk because something has changed and you and I need to talk. So you, I pulled you aside and you started to share that exact sentiment with me that you just shared. And then at that point in time, I think this is where we did the right thing. We had a choice here.
We could either go back to the room and you could have cried the rest of the night. Right. Or we could go back and talk to Paige and Penn. And they're, you know, we listen to their podcast, we know they're more experienced than they are than we are. And we had a connection with them. And so we thought, well, let's opt for plan B. Let's, let's go ask them find out why they came out. And if they want to hang with us, let's go find another bed. And at that point in time, I wasn't in a frame of mind to play because we had just been disrupted and I wasn't comfortable and you weren't comfortable.
And I said, well, let's just see if they're interested in going and grabbing a bed and talking for a while and just see if we can work through this. And I felt terrible because I didn't want to ruin their night, too. I'd already ruined our night. So I didn't want to ruin their night. You thought you did. I thought I did. You thought you did. So we, so they, and then they assured us, she said, you know what, I'm not really comfortable in that environment either. And I'm glad you left because that gave me an opportunity to leave, you know, as well.
So, so once you realize that they left because she wasn't comfortable, you felt better. And the four of us started talking. So we got a bed in the sensual room, the white room. Right. And the white room is... Oh, no, that wasn't the white room. Wasn't? No, I don't know what the name of that room was. It was the long room that just had... It must have had like six or eight beds next to each other. But again, the beds were next to each other, but they were separated by shears and beads.
And it was really really dim in there you could see but it was dim so it was just a very laid-back kind of room and so the four of us went into a bed and we immediately started talking and you started like purging what was on your mind they were so wonderful and they yeah they were they were so patient and they listened you know, they said, you know, group settings aren't necessarily our cup of tea either. You know, we've done them and it can really be hit or miss and, and, you know, don't feel bad about it.
And because I honestly did not think it was going to be a problem until I got in there. And like I said earlier, I do not remember leaving that room. I just remember being panicked. I think I had like a literal panic attack it was awful anyway we're gonna skip ahead because we're gonna talk about this more later but at some point in time when we were talking to them the two of you we stopped talking you stopped talking and the two ladies started kissing so um page and mrs Jones started kissing. And about that time I realized, oh, okay. I think things are better. I think she feels better.
And so we ended up like evolving or progressing from like talking and therapy to all of a sudden playtime. Yeah. Hey, this is fun. And it was a really natural kind of a hot um time and we'll talk more about that later so we so we we had a nice soft swap session but you know what i realized i mean as awful as that experience was because on on top of everything else i ended up hurting my friend who um um, thought that it was, you know, she took too much responsibility upon herself for the fact that I walked out and I feel terrible about that.
And she and I have talked, well, the four of us have talked and, and we have, you know, come to an understanding of, of what really happened and that it had nothing to do with them. And I felt terrible about that. But at the end of the day, you have to do what's right for you. You can't be a people pleaser when you're getting ready to have sex with somebody. Right. If it doesn't feel right, you need to excuse yourself. Right. And luckily I had the sense to excuse myself before things became active versus, you know, just saying.
Okay next this is even crazier so okay so we went from the panic in the panic in the group panic in the group room to therapy session and then playing and and with the um swinger diaries and i don't know if it was pity sex or not but it was working so so we got up and we left there and we said, let's go get a piece of pizza because they always, and we never get the pizza. That's one of my major complaint about that. But while we were down there, I said, well, wait a minute. I think John from Blissbringers is doing a BDSM or a kink demo. Yeah, they have a couple dungeon rooms.
And you have always adamantly opposed having anything let's just go on record to say let me say that again you have always been adamantly opposed to being any any kind of interest into that at all yes you are right not only that but you accuse me of being the one that has an interest yes i have so uh mr and mrs jones and page and pen walked down the hallway and we peeked around the corner to see what john was up to and and page she stuck her head in the door in the door and john saw her and he immediately came running out and he said oh come on he grabbed her come on i just finished with somebody else come on in and he was so excited to see us and so we went in and you page finds it intriguing too but i think she's dabbled just enough to know that it's not really for her but she still finds it super intriguing so you and page and pen stayed in the back of the room and i was curious so i went up with john i said john show me your thing show me your toys your tools you know how does this work and so he's he is like getting more and more animated and i am really liking this guy because he is really into his shit i mean he loves it and you can just tell he knows what he's doing yeah you're giving it away oh sorry so then he gets out this violet wand he's like hooking this up and and he puts the the grounding wire inside of his britches and and he starts touching my arm and it's it's you can feel ecstatic and I said oh man that's that's an interesting and he turns on he goes go get your wife goes, go get your wife, you know, go get Mrs.
Jones. So in the meantime, Mr. Jones is up there with John. Paige is like lurking. She's like in the front of, because they have actual chairs set up in the dungeon room where you can just come and observe. You can, they have like several rows of chairs. They're probably get 30 people in there. Right. And you just can sit and observe. There's like a St. Andrew's cross in there and there's like this sawhorse thing that you can kind of 30 people in there. And you just can sit and observe. There's like a St. Andrew's cross in there.
And there's like this sawhorse thing that you can kind of lay over in there and all this stuff. So Paige is just like up there peeking around. She's at the front of all the chairs. Not quite up there where Mr. Jones is. Penn and I are standing in the back. And Penn looks at me and he says, are you into any of this? And I said, no. You said absolutely not. Right. I think I said, no, not at all. I said, Mr. Jones finds it extremely intriguing. But I said, I can't even participate with him because I said, if I try to spank Mr. Jones, I feel like I'm hurting him and and then I'm inhibited.
And then, of course, it doesn't work because it's not sexy if you're afraid. Right. And Penn said, yeah, I'm not really into it either. So he and I are just kind of lurking in the back. So about that time is when I walk up and I grab you by the elbow and I said, hey, John needs to show you something. So I drag you all the way up to the front and John's got his violet wand and he starts using it on you. And your reaction was, oh, okay, well, that doesn't shock me. That's not bad.
It didn't't really hurt and then page and pen kind of wandered up and then john realized that he had kind of lured you into his web and the next thing i know you've taken your robe off and you're there in your bra and your panties and you're laying across because john told me to i know and you did it and you i don't know what the thing is called it's like the sawhorse thing with the leather pad on it and you're laying across that and he puts a blindfold on you and I am like I cannot I'm like like an hour ago you were freaking out and now you're laying on you know this contraption okay maybe an hour and a half ago I was freaking.
Then we had like amazing sex. So I'm like in that post sex, like I realized that honey, what I'm saying is in my mind, an hour ago, you were freaking out and now you're, you're laying and doing something that you said you would never want to do and have any interest in.
And once John got you there, he was like reminded me of a coral a coral conductor he was like a maestro and you couldn't see but he was he got all of his things out and then he had page and pen and myself and we had different items that he wanted us to use like page had a pair of gloves on it with the sharp, um, you know, a steel sign of, you know, the prickly things on them. And then I had an oven mitt that had fur on it and, you know, and Penn had something different and, and John was going at you with the violet wand.
And then he got, you know, he would get a flogger out and try that a little while. And he tried all these different things and he's moving around and he's moving us out of the way and then he starts spanking you well i know that you've always you've never liked that and you said you don't like that and he started spanking you and i'm looking at that point but he was using his bare hands right honey what i'm saying is i expected you to just pop up off of there and say this is crazy and i'm looking at you and you're not moving.
And then all of a sudden, you know, he's, you said something about it feeling good. And I'm like, I'm in the twilight zone. It didn't hurt. Honey, you weren't saying it didn't hurt. You said it felt good. I did. Yes. There's a big difference from saying it doesn't hurt and it feels good.
And when hears that and he is all the time he is watching your body he's watching your reaction and he's gauging how much more he can escalate this and and what he should be using in the meantime he's moving around you and at one point in time he gets two floggers and he's doing this like ninja dance around you with these two floggers that was my favorite and smacking you and it looked like he was smacking you hard and you're not even moving he knew what he was doing it didn't hurt it felt good right and i try you know what it was is i i knew you were right there i couldn't see you but i knew you were there at one point i got at one point i got a little like off center i guess and i remember saying where's mr jones and then you said i'm right here so and then i was fine and i don't know there was a lot of trust well and to contrast that with the orgy room in the orgy room it was it was open, it was large, and you did not have a blindfold on, and you could see me, but you didn't feel safe.
And here you were with John, you had a blindfold on. And I had just met John a couple days ago. You couldn't see anything, yet you felt safe. Yes. Because he was in tune with you. And I could sense that.
He got to the point that the point where he stopped was he put these three like edward scissor hand things on his fingers and he had the violet wand and that shocked you and you came i remember it was like my lower back yeah and you and you jumped and he said okay we won't do that anymore and then he and then he stayed right there he didn't go any higher than that and he was moving around and he was and then one time he like straddled you and your ass was red i mean he was spanking your ass and i and i cannot believe that you're laying there i know and you're liking this and of course i'm enjoying it i'm taking it all in going uh uh-huh.
I knew it. I knew that you had this inside of you. Oh, no, I'm busted. Yeah. So the long and short of it is, you know, he finally finished, and you got up, and he was so proud of himself, and he was so happy that he introduced you to something that, you know, that previously you said, he knew I wasn't interested in that. I'd never done it before. And he, he had this sense of accomplishment that, you know, he was successful in his craft because he's converted, you know, somebody over.
Um, and anyway, we didn't, we went back to our room and that and that ended the evening but that whole span from the time that we walked into the orgy room to the time that we left there and talked with page and pen and played with them and then went to to john that that whole evening was just it was surreal it was surreal right and but but i'm glad that we didn't go back to the room after the bad experience i know that would have been awful yeah so um so thanks to john and to page and pen yeah well thanks to you because you you could have said i'm done you know i you know that's it you know we're out of here i'm back you know, but you didn't do that.
And, and the evening turned out to be amazing. And we learned a lot about each other. And I learned especially a lot about you. So it was hot. I mean, and I mean, it turned me on it. I, that I would have never expected that in a million years. Right. That was probably the biggest surprise of the whole weekend. And then when we got home, John sent us an email, and he said something about, I think the Mrs. has some unexplored kink curiosity in there that we need to kind of address in the future.
And I said, John, I think you're right, and thank you very much for bringing that out so mrs jones you're a bad girl i am a bad girl wow thank you john for introducing me to a side of myself i haven't seen before yeah so so hot steamy sexy and naughty in new orleans and there's a whole lot more that we're going to talk about later that we're going to get to in just a minute. But that pretty much wraps up what we wanted to highlight of the weekend.
It's impossible to talk about everything, but we're hopeful that if you listen to other podcasters that were there, you're going to get, if you put the whole story together from all of us, you'll get a good idea of what the conference is all about. boy i i we're going back we are and i'm sure it'll be different every year we go and they're changing the dates i think it's july 6th through 10th it is next year yeah so we want to see you there we met some of our listeners and had a great time so yeah okay well we're gonna take a little bit of a break. And when we come back, it's snapshot time.
All right. All right. We'll be right back. okay well welcome back to our snapshot segment um it is so hard to pick one snapshot from the whole weekend it wasn't't for me. Oh, okay. I know, honey. You guys will understand in a minute. I mean, it was just absolute sensory overload for like four days straight. So if I have to pick a snapshot. There were a bunch of snapshots. There were. There were totally a bunch of snapshots.
And we actually have a couple more that we're saving for uh another opportunity but um by the way you have this like see-through this dress that you have on tonight it's got holes all over the place we've been talking for an hour and a half and you just noticed my dress your nipples are sticking out oh you just noticed yeah wow well that's probably because i've been talking about getting flogged and playing and going to clubs and I'm a little worked up. I have a podcast snapshot now. I'm sorry. Because I'm so sexy with these headphones on. Well, they're black. They match your dress.
Well, they do match my dress. Anyway, so this, as you know, this was our first experience at a club.
So I think i have to go with the club snapshot and um we were in this room at colette that was it was private but not really it had you know curtains in the front where you entered the the little room and then there were curtains on one side where you were kind of sort of connected to the bed next to you so you could see the people through the the semi-sheer curtains that were hanging down but you could totally hear them because you could really like literally reach over with your arm and hit their head on the side of the bed so coincidentally there's 1800 swingers at knotting new orleans right right so who is in in the bed next to us but friends of ours from Washington, D.C.
Yes. That we have played with more than once. And how did we realize they were there? Well, so we started playing with our new friends from New Orleans. And we were just kind of getting warmed up and getting engaged. And all of a sudden, this adorable head peeks through the curtains. She pulls the curtains aside and she sticks her head through and she says, hey, guys. And we were like, what the hell? You're right next to us. Are you kidding me? So she and her fiance were like, yeah, hey, how's it going? Yeah, that was really surreal.
What are the odds of that happening oh my gosh yeah that was hilarious so we all laughed and we introduced him to our new friends and right and then we continued on yeah so we ended up um having a good time with our new friends that we had met at the what's the name of that at the bar Colette. No. The bar that we had gone to before. It has a really sexy name. Oh, Sazerac. Sazerac, yes. Sazerac is a bourbon drink. It was. You had one, right? Because I had two. You had two. I had the drink that had the weird name with like that really cool gin, because I'm not a gin girl.
It was a Sazerac bourbon drink. So they had really interesting drinks there so anyway our new friends had come to call out with us and and uh we ended up playing with them so it was a soft swap kind of evening which was just fine it was perfect it was perfect right up our alley right and um we we played back and forth for a while and and she and i were playing for a little bit and then i went to um him and he and i were playing and and i gave him a blow job for a while and then we kind of transitioned and at one point in the evening And Mr.
Jones and I were both laying on our backs and he was going down on me and she was giving Mr. Jones a blowjob. And Mr. Jones and I were laying side by side, like shoulder to shoulder. Right. And at one point I leaned over and I kissed you. And when I looked after I kissed you, I looked back and this is a, not, they were a beautiful couple inside and out. They, they were fairly young. Yes, they were young, but they had been together for a while and, um, they were an extremely connected couple.
And that was what was most impressive about them is that they were just so connected with each other and comfortable with the situation that they were in. So even though they were fairly new to lifestyle, they just kind of took it all in stride. Thank you.
just so connected with each other and comfortable with the situation that they were in so even though they were fairly new to lifestyle they just kind of took it all in stride and they were they were both down there and it was like oh my gosh look at these beautiful people spending time with us and it was just it was so hot and beautiful and colette is a very beautiful club i think right It it's very tastefully decorated so just the whole thing was just sensual and beautiful and i think that's the first time that you and i have been side by side yes and and made eye contact when he was down on you and she was down on yeah and and it was it was a little bit wow i know can you believe i know i know yeah so and they were just they were just lovely people and it was just such a positive experience so your snapshot was when the two of us looked at each other and and then we looked down and there's two gorgeous people taking care of us in a really good way yeah yeah that's a nice snapshot yes kind of makes me forget mine yours ties right into it dear yeah well you know this is very unique and I love this about the lifestyle there are so many things that you experience with other people that you've never experienced before and the woman she was so beautiful she was and she was just so sensual and and she has long long brunette hair and you know what i loved about her is that she was so unpretentious yeah like i does she even know how beautiful she is probably not oh my gosh right and and all throughout the evening at the bar she was playing with her hair and she would move it from one to the other.
And I was just, I mean, I was captivated by that. And I've never been captivated by a woman's hair before. But the way that she held it and the way that she moved it around, it just mesmerized me. And maybe she knew what she was doing. I don't know. But I was captivated byated by it but at any rate when we got to the playroom um and she the two of you were about she was going to go down on me and I think you were going to go down on him and she had her long hair was in front of her and she realized that she needed to put um her hair a ponytail holder in. Right.
And she was straddling me around my ankles and sitting on my ankles, and she leaned back, and she raised her arms above her head to put her hair up. And you know me. I mean, I tell this to you.
When you put your arms up in the air and your shoulder muscles engage, and I that is hot and she had beautiful breasts yes yes so she she leaned back and she put her arms up over her head and she grabbed her hair and she put her hair up I'm not taking anything away from the blow job part of it because that was amazing but that image of her sitting on top of me putting her hair up was a surprising snapshot to me because at that point in time I was like pinch me you know I can't beautiful ladies getting ready to take care of me yes it was extremely beautiful that's what it was that's the word it was just beautiful the whole act of first of all she's putting her hair up because she's going to go down on me.
So the anticipation, I watched her do it too. I totally agree. Yeah. So, so that, that really, wow. Yes. Great snapshots. Right.
So, um, we have a little bit of, um a different a surprise for you tonight um and we're gonna play and and coming up right now we're gonna play snapshots yeah speaking of snapshots yeah we told you earlier that we met page and pen from swinger diaries and we invited them to share snapshots and so they were kind enough as podcasters to record snapshots that they're sharing with us so so we might as well give a little spoiler yes let's give a spoiler so we met page and pen when we first we flew into town wednesday afternoon and our flight was delayed and so we just got to the first uh like cocktail party at a at a wine bar and um we had mr jones had corresponded i probably with pen and you know you know we are so excited to meet you guys we listen to your podcast and we're like hey we listen to your podcast too can't wait to meet you guys in person so sure enough um we probably hadn't been at the wine bar a half an hour and we managed to meet them in person and just instantly hit it off.
It was just awesome. So, um, we ended up spending a lot of time with them that week. I just, the beginning of a great friendship and more, they are an extremely sexy couple. They're amazingly connected couple and we just really felt privileged to be able to spend time with them in in all kinds of ways so they they shared a snapshot with us and we're going to introduce you to the beginning of the time we spent with them tonight. And then to follow up, we are going to do another episode. We're going to do a bonus podcast. And it's a bonus, all right. So this will be in the near future.
And this is not going to be one of our monthly podcasts. This is going to be an extra podcast. We are going to do a podcast in collaboration with Swinger Diaries.
And it's going to be called We Got monthly podcasts this is going to be an extra podcast we are going to do a podcast in collaboration with swinger diaries and it's going to be called we got a swinger diary yes and the four of us are going to do a podcast so when we were talking about naughty in new orleans we left out almost all of the interaction that we had with them so we're going to do a special podcast where the four of us talk about the time that we spent with each other from each couple's perspective each couple's perspective which I think is really cool you know because we're going to tell you the story from our perspective and they're going to be right here in the room telling you the story from their perspective so as a kind of a teaser about that here are Paige and Penn from Swinger Diaries and they're going to share share a snapshot from Naughty New Orleans with you.
And we'll be right back. Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jones. It's Penn and Paige from Swinger Diaries. We know you're always looking for snapshots. You put requests out for them all the time. And we know that snapshots are supposed to be a little snippet of something that you remember. And we've got some snapshots for you. First of all, we're big fans of your podcast. We've listened to you just like you've listened to us, and we knew when we met you we were going to have a lot in common. We couldn't wait to meet you face-to-face.
Before we met, we imagined what you looked like, and we imagined the kind of relationship that you had, and we were not disappointed, very similar to what we expected. Remember when we first met them? Oh, we were in the bar. So at Not In New Orleans, there are bar takeovers where the whole group moves from bar to bar just having cocktail parties. And the very first cocktail party, we got to meet the Joneses.
I remember it because I was standing there talking to somebody and I got a clap on my shoulder from this really tall, fun, charming, welcoming, friendly guy who turned me around and said, hey, how are you? We've been wanting to meet you. It was so nice. It didn't take me long after I talked with him for a second to look around to try to find his sexy wife. She is so beautiful. She stands out in a crowd. It was obvious who she was. well we talked to them for a few minutes and then we got talking to other people and she happened to bump into me from behind.
And I just rubbed my butt against her butt and kind of grabbed her a little bit. And she whispers to me, oh, we're going to get along just fine. We knew that was a good sign. Like this is going to be fun. So we knew that our show had a similar style and we have similar experiences to the Joneses. And we knew that our relationships were similar too. So we started out already far ahead of where you begin most friendships. After we left that first bar, we went to dinner together because we needed a more intimate place to be able to talk.
We knew we had so much to talk about, so much to share, so many questions that we all wanted to ask each other that we went and sat and had dinner, just the four of us. Yeah, that was an awesome dinner because the conversation was spectacular. It was flying so fast and everybody had something to contribute and everybody wanted to listen to what everyone else had to say. Yeah, we talked as fast as we could and they're so interesting and charming and as we expected, they're just like us. We had a lot in common. By the end of dinner, we were already easy friends and we knew that we wanted more.
We knew we wanted to see where we could take this friendship. They were hot and sexy and charming. We were ready. So later on in the week, after we had gotten to know them a little bit bit better we got a text one morning from Mr. Jones asking if we're interested in catching cocktails just the four of us together. We were up for that. Absolutely. We always want more time with those two. You bet. So they suggested a very famous bar and one of the great things about Naughty in New Orleans is that it's in New Orleans and New Orleans Orleans has a lot of famous restaurants and bars.
And one in particular called Pat O'Brien's, which is where they serve the world-famous hurricanes, was their suggestion. And so we said, yeah, let's meet at Pat O'Brien's. We can do that. It was a hot day. Every day in New Orleans, it was hot and steamy, but it was hot. When we sat down at the table, a square table, four-person table, what happened was the men sat across from each other and the women sat across from each other. And so throughout the conversation, Mrs. Jones and Paige were looking at each other and you could see the eye contact.
You could see them smiling at each other and forming that connection and that bond over drinks. It was really sexy and fun. We sat down at an outdoor table with these drinks and the conversation got very deep and intense. Yeah, that was what was unique about this is as we're sipping down heavily liquored hurricanes. I think I had mine and part of yours. It tasted so good. Be careful.
As we sat there doing that, it deepened our friendship a lot because the conversation turned from superficial things and even sexy stories to our relationships and our ambitions and how much we love each other as couples. We got very close and intimate and it was intense and almost overwhelming. It was a great conversation. Yeah, it almost became emotional. It was sexy and fun to be able to connect so intimately with new friends like this. Yeah, we had to get up and break the mood because we were going to get all sappy with each other and move on to the next bar.
So as we walked to the next bar, Paige and Mrs. Jones walked ahead first and Mr. Jones and I walked behind. The streets are narrow and the sidewalks are crowded with people. So Mr. Jones and I walked behind. And as we did, we saw the two girls in their short shorts and their bare-shouldered tank tops. And they would rub shoulder to shoulder as they walked as friends down the street. And at one point, I remember looking ahead at the two of them and looking down at your hands and noticing that you're holding hands.
Walking down the street, these two girls, new friends, holding hands as we walked toward the bar. We'll be right back. at the two of them and looking down at your hands and noticing that you're holding hands. Walking down the street, these two girls, new friends, holding hands as we walk toward the bar. Throughout Naughty New Orleans, they have events. And one of the last events of the afternoon was the Miss No Swimsuit Contest. So the idea is that Tom Strips gives away a trip to hedonism. And the winner of the Miss No Swimsuit contest represents the Naughty New Orleans conference next spring.
And so they have an open invitation. Any sexy girl can get up on stage and try to get votes. And as you would expect... These girls go wild trying to win this trip. These girls were crazy on stage. I know. They were naked in two seconds flat. It's not enough to just parade across the stage. No. And it isn't enough to just take your top off. Oh no. They're butt naked, grinding and dancing on each other, going down on each other. Oh my gosh. Crazy stuff. Oh yeah. That was something to see.
As you'd expect, every girl's trying to get more attention, more attention so that they can get more applause for them.
And so they're doing the most outrageous outrageous things now as this is going on in the stage up in front of us page who likes girls and likes the show and has had a few hurricanes i just pushed my way i know you kept pushing closer and closer you want we're not very tall mrs jones and i we're short so i was pushing us up because i wanted to get in front of the guys to watch the girls on stage so I just grabbed her hand and pushed our way up till we were about front row the two of you girls are shoulder to shoulder and Mr.
Jones and I were behind you because we're a little taller so we could see over your heads but you girls are right up in front here you are standing side by side right at the center stage right in front of all these amazingly hot tall naked girls doing all this crazy stuff and now we get to the snapshot that I have in my mind Thank you. right at the center stage, right in front of all these amazingly hot, tall, naked girls doing all this crazy stuff. And now we get to the snapshot that I have in my mind. Mr.
Jones and I stood there and watched all this crazy stuff in the background, but in the foreground, you two girls about the same height, Mrs. Jones with her blonde hair, straight, and Paige with her dark hair, curly, standing side by side, soft shoulders touching, holding hands. And as I watched the show, I would occasionally glance down at the two of you until one time I glanced down and I watched the two of you turn your heads and start to kiss. Now, the reason this is a snapshot and the thing that's in my head is because this kiss wasn't like a hungry, crazy, tongue-down-your-throat kiss.
What we've both come to find is that Mrs. Jones is a sensual kisser. You know if she's a good kisser, he's a good kisser, and vice versa. And what do I always say? Good kisser equals awesome lover. I know. So Mrs. Jones is a very tender kisser. So when Paige and she turned toward each other, Mr. Jones and I stood behind them and we watched in the foreground these two sexy women giving this deep, passionate, tender kiss. A kiss of friendship.
A kiss of connectedness and of intimacy, and the juxtaposition of them in the foreground and the background is all these crazy naked girls doing everything they can to get attention. The truth is, I couldn't even look at those girls. I didn't care. All I cared about was this awesome, sexy, intimate moment of the two women in front of me. I could kiss her all day. I know. Him too. Delicious. So Mr. and Mrs. Jones, that's our snapshot. That's what we remember. One of many. Look forward to our future episode. Have we got a diary story for you. We love you guys. Miss you.
Well, thank you, Paige and Penn, for that snapshot snapshot although i think we need to do a little bit more talking with pen about a snapshot being a minute or two instead of 10 pen is a talker he is a talker and actually that's not a bad thing yeah he's usually talking just about all the time. And yeah, it was working for me, let me tell you. Yeah. So we appreciate you guys doing that for us. It's really meaningful that you took the time to do that. And that gives you all a good idea of what you're in for for our bonus podcast. We have lots and lots of hot stories to share.
As you heard from them we we had quite the connection and we had quite the hot times together so we did we're looking forward to that um so we're getting ready to close and before we do we want to thank you all who have reviewed us on itunes we have a couple new reviews and um that's pretty exciting so So we know iTunes is not as user-friendly as it could be, but if you can find the time and give us a review, we would much appreciate it. Yes, thank you very much for that. And I just thought of something else. So before we go, just on a personal note, Mrs.
Jones, you know, the past six weeks or so in our personal lives and my professional life has been really stressful and, you know, you have been there for me and, you know, I'm in the midst of a job change and it came about under uncomfortable circumstances and the timing, you know, messed us up and, you know we had naughty new orleans in this and we had a lot all of our lifestyle things and um you know it's it's just been a really stressful time for me over the past six weeks and i just want to say um you know you have been you've always said that i'm your rock but that you have been absolutely amazing the past six weeks.
And I just wanted to thank you on the podcast. And taking tonight out and being able to podcast together has really been a nice distraction. And things are looking up. I think things are going to work out. Everything happens for a reason. And I think you're going to come through this and end up exactly where you're supposed to be. And the bottom line is I'm your biggest fan. Yeah. I know there's ladies out there that think you have a sexy voice. Yes. One or two maybe. One or two maybe. And maybe some of you ladies think that he's the steak and hey, I think he's a pretty hot steak too.
Maybe a guy or two. I thinks i'm the steak oh yeah but yes honey i'm your biggest fan yeah so anyway thick or thin through better for better or worse that's what we say i think the point i wanted to make is the is the lifestyle has brought us so much closer and our relationship is so much deeper and our communication skills are so much better that when things in real life happen, um, I, I absolutely know without a doubt that you're there and that we can talk and that we can work through these things. And, um, this is by no means a downer.
It's just, everybody goes through life and these things crop up every once in a while. And we're not immune to that. I mean, we're real people and we have real lives. And the past six weeks have been very trying. And even our trip to Desire, I mean, there were some, you know, questions up in the air is what am I going to come back to when I get home job wise? And you were able to help me focus and have a good time on vacation and have a good time at Naughty New Orleans. And anyway, I just wanted to say I appreciate you for that. Life is short. Yeah.
We don't have time to worry about that silly stuff. Exactly. So thank you all who have emailed us. We have really enjoyed. We have really gotten some great emails recently. And please feel free to contact us. The best way to do that is through email at wegotathing at gmail.com. And we got a thing is spelled W-E-G-O-T-T-A-T-H-I-N-G at gmail.com. And you can find us, our website is wegotathing.com. And you can follow us on Twitter at wegotathing.
Twitter has been really active lately, especially with Naughty in new orleans there's a lot of buzz going around and if you don't have a twitter account you need to create yourself an anonymous even if it's an anonymous twitter account and just hook up with some of the podcasters out there people in the lifestyle it's really y'all have been kind of crazy a lot of fun and of course cassidy um we've had some new people join our Cassidy community and you know what what our SLS subscription is expiring next month he's dancing a jig as we speak and I think I'm gonna cut him loose oh yeah yeah I think I'm gonna do that so Cassidy please join our Cassidy community um under we got a thing Cassidy was a huge sponsor of Notting New Orleans.
They were. Yeah. Right. Very supportive of that event. Yes. So, anything else, Mrs. Jones, before we sign off? Just, honey, thanks for an amazing summer. It's not over yet. No, we've got another vacation coming up. No, but it's been a fun one. Right. So, thank you all for listening. We are Mr. and Mrs. Jones and We Got a Thing.
