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This podcast contains explicit language and content and is for mature audiences only. Hey you teenagers out there, if you're under 18, this show is more for your parents. So now that you have that mental picture stuck in your head, put some music on and get back to doing your homework. We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the Swinging Lifestyle. Care to join us? Welcome back, everyone. I'm Mr. Jones.
and I mrs jones and we want to welcome you to episode 10 of the we got a thing podcast so mr jones how does it feel to be sitting across the table from the sexiest voice on itunes here we go didn't take you i knew i shouldn't have read those messages to Well, we asked for feedback and we got some feedback and, uh, yeah, supposedly I'm the sexiest voice on iTunes. I don't know if a lot of my coworkers would agree with the whole sexy voice or my kids. Yeah. Your husband when he's, when you're in a mood, I think the word nag might come up a little bit more than sexy, but Hey, I'll take it.
Thank you listeners i think the first comment was something like melodic tones of your voice and there was orgasm that came up when it was referring to my voice and i thought that was hilarious itunes and i knew when i read that to you i had made a mistake that was going to come back on me so yes dear you have the sexiest voice of course i'm to agree. Of course. You're a good husband. Yeah. Well, let's get into this because we have a lot to talk about tonight.
So segment one, keeping up with the Joneses, it's June of 2015, finally getting into summer and one week from tomorrow, we will be at Desire Resorts. Oh my gosh. I can't wait. Yeah. But anyway, that's a distraction. Yeah, I mean, we have had so much fun the past few weeks. It's just been a crazy wild ride. Yeah, we have a lot to talk about tonight. So we went to Myrtle Beach, and last episode we talked about profiles, and we talked about Cassidy, and I bashed on SLS quite a bit that evening, if I remember. Yeah, it was prophetic. Oh my gosh. Yeah.
So before we went to the beach, we decided to try the hot date part of SLS out. And so we put on there that we were going to be just south of Myrtle Beach for the Memorial Day weekend. And we initially got a few nibbles from people that we really didn't match up with. And then we had made tentative plans before we left home to meet with a couple when we got down there. So then we ended up driving down to Myrtle Beach. And I'm going to rant on SLS again, because we got there Friday night, we got into our condo, We got all unpacked. We just cracked the beer open, went out on the balcony.
I checked the messages and we had an email from somebody just a couple hours south of where we were that was interested in coming up to the beach for the weekend and they wanted to know if we wanted to meet. So we looked at their profile. It was a nice profile, nice pictures right yeah so we were all in right and I and I replied to their email and as soon as I hit the send button something happened on SLS and the site went down and so I said here we go again so I waited about 15 minutes checked it again it was down waited about 15 waited about 15 more minutes.
The site was down, checked it again. Anyway. So do you all pick up on this pattern here? We are at the beach. We got an oceanfront condo. We are looking at the Atlantic Ocean. It's gorgeous outside. It could not have had better weather all weekend. And Mr. Jones is just like ranting at his iPad because SLS was down. And we were at the beach and it was so beautiful. Yeah. And my phone wouldn't work. Your iPad wouldn't work. I was convinced. I knew it was SLS. So anyway, the next morning we got up, it was still down and it was still beautiful outside.
How does the website go down for that long of a period of time today? It's just frustrating. So he was stomping on our morning walk on the beach. Oh my gosh. Then I didn't know if they got the message. So I sent it again. And then anyway, they replied and said, yes, they did. Uh, so we ended up several things happened with hot dates. Yeah. All of a sudden it got active. I guess you can't really plan in advance when you do the hot date thing. That was a lesson learned on our part. Cause we were like, Oh, nobody likes us or nobody's going to be around.
So the first thing that we had to do was cancel on the couple that we had agreed to meet on initially and the reason we canceled on them is because we looked at their profile and it was okay and we thought we were a match but the first thing that they said to us was oh by the way she smokes well that's one thing but when you don't put it on your profile and then you reveal it before you're going to meet, we're like, well, okay. And that wasn't really the deal breaker, though. The deal breaker was the second thing that they said, Oh, by the way, our preference is to full swap.
And I thought, you know, right out of the bat, you know, they're setting this expectation of full swap. And so we decided to cancel on that couple and we gave them a day and a half notice. So, and they said, thank you for letting us know. And then we decided to meet up with this couple that I had tried to email when this freaking website went down. Right. Yeah. And their profile matched ours, you know, extremely well. Right.
You know, and, um, so we had set that date for, so we got down there friday we had set that date for sunday night right so saturday afternoon we got a random email from somebody on sls and said hey we're driving down we just decided to get in the beach we're in north carolina we're driving to the beach we see your profile you know here's our phone numbers text us if you want to meet for drinks so we looked at their profile and we said okay let's meet for drinks well what we didn't realize was that they didn't have any reservations anyway it was bikers week at myrtle beach they couldn't find a hotel by the time they got down to where we were and found a hotel and checked in it was what 10 it was well we were supposed to meet them at 10 30 but we ended up not really connecting until about 11 o'clock right so we so we did end up meeting them and they they were really a great couple they were they were both attractive and we had fun i mean we stayed at that bar until i think the bar closed at like one i think they started kind of like subtly kicking people out so we talked to him for a couple hours right and we and because it was so late and um i think they were kind of new to this as well but we didn't really pick up they were new i think they were more interested in conversation than anything yeah which was fine it was really fun yeah so we didn't really outgoing and we didn't end up playing with them we had a great evening and and got to meet them.
And we had a lot of sexy conversation, but we ended up going home Saturday night. Spent Sunday at the beach, a nice day at the beach, anticipating Sunday night. So Sunday night, do we want to talk about? Yeah, we want to talk about. Well, Sunday during the day was the day of the texting. Oh, that was Sunday. That was Sunday. Okay, so then Sunday, we're getting ready to go to the beach. It's like 10 o'clock in the morning. Somebody else emails us and said, hey, we're going to be at this particular beach. And we said, hmm, that's the beach we're on.
So we emailed them back and said, well, we're going to be on the same beach. So when you get here, here's our phone number.
Text text us and maybe we'll walk down and chat with you so they sent us a picture and we sent them a picture and they and we had corresponded so i knew they were real people and she had a bathing suit on so i'm assuming that she was real yeah um anyway they got to the beach they texted us and said it looks like we're about two miles away from you well that beach isn't even two miles long and I said I don't know that you're that far why don't we why don't you walk north we'll walk walk south and we'll meet up and well we don't want to do that because you know we figured we could sit in chairs and drink a beer and get to know each other and I said okay we'll find maybe we'll walk down there later and then there was some texting back and forth how many texts did i say 63 so so the bottom line is we we never met them and there was 63 text messages i'm convinced the wife didn't know what was going on i mean we so at one point in time remember the coast guard helicopters were flying over because there was somebody missing yeah and the guy texted me then said, hey, what's going on with the Coast Guard helicopters?
And I said, if you can see these helicopters, you're not that far away from us. So we decided to get up and walk south. Well, we walked, and we walked. We never, and we texted them, and we never heard anything back, never saw, tried to pick them out.
Walked all the way back to our beach chairs we got back to our beach chairs they texted us and said oh we went to lunch sorry we missed you and here's a picture of our here's a picture of the building and i looked down the beach and i said i can see your hotel so why don't you walk down well they didn't walk down and they said well why don't you come back down here and you know it was finally i spent finally I spent my whole day again, you know, text messaging back and forth. Well, and we had dinner plans with a couple that was that was coming up from a couple hours away. Right.
That was the night we were meeting up with them. So, you know, we didn't really have all night to kind of play this cat and mouse game with this couple that were either afraid to stick their toe in the water or he was just playing a game and she was sitting there reading her book totally flueless yeah so finally we cut that off because that wasn't going anywhere so we we were we were one for three at that point yeah with hot dates and we had a date that night which was going to see if we went went one and three or we went 500. Yeah, right. So then what?
So that was the night that we met up with the couple and we actually had success. Yes. So they came up and we went to dinner. We went to dinner. We met them at our favorite restaurant. And they were very attractive, looked just like their profile pictures. So, you know, their profile matched their personality. So we were like, okay, so far so good. And, um, they were staying at a hotel. Um, but we had a nice, cause we were there for four nights. So we went ahead and had, uh, booked a nice condo at a resort.
So they came back to our condo with us and we had a bottle of wine and, and some good Thank you. had booked a nice condo at a resort, so they came back to our condo with us. Right. And we had a bottle of wine and some good conversation. We ended up having some conversation about boundaries and what we like to do and what we wanted to get out of the evening, and it all kind of went as prescribed. Right. And we had a good time. Yeah. Did a little soft swap and had a lot of fun with them. Yeah, we did. We stayed in the living room. We never went to the bedroom. Yeah, we suggested a couple times.
It's like the condo was like long and narrow and the living room part of it was where the beach was, you know, and then the bedroom part was back where the parking lot was. So, you know, we were in the living room because we could see the ocean and everything. And, and Mr. Jones kept saying, well, you know, we have a king size bed. Do you want to go get more comfortable? Because I mean, they were our age and you know, being on the floor isn't exactly the most comfortable thing at times. And they didn't really want to do that.
But I mean, there was a sofa and a coffee table and there was lots of furniture in the living room yeah i mean we don't have to get into the details of that because we'll talk in more detail later in the podcast about other things but we ended up just staying on the sofa um she loved to kiss you know and he did too yeah he did too that was really nice and um it was a very relaxed you know environment yeah and we had that nice four-way connection that mr jones and i are always looking for and just yeah it was very relaxed it it really you know one thing i've noticed the past few couples that we've played with um that that awkward phase is getting less awkward it's not easy still but um i think you and i are getting better at at alleviating some of that anxiety among the four people i think well okay so i got up to go to the bathroom at one point we were still having our wine and our sexy conversation and and um i had gone up to go to the bathroom and i came back and she had on a short dress that like a short sundress that night.
And I had on a long dress, like a maxi dress that went all the way to the floor. So I went to the bathroom, came back out, saw my dress on and I looked at her and she didn't have any panties on and she was sitting on the couch and her husband was playing with her.
So that was like the first, uh, like green are moving forward things are moving along so all of a sudden I mean she had on this short little dress to begin with and her little sexy legs were showing and I'm like dang I'm completely covered up here so I was like oh well so I just took my dress off and and that that's kinds of things are getting a little easier as time goes on. That was fun. We really had a good time. We did have fun. And why is it the girls always have to be the first ones undressed? That always happens. I'm buck naked and you're just fully clothed in your smart little outfit.
You guys are in charge. I guess so. That's what they say anyway. Taking the lead. Right. So anything else we want to talk about about that episode? I think we got a couple things that we might share later on, but I think for now, it was good. So yeah, we started out with like, you know, a completely non-event that we had to cancel.
And we met the couple that right you know the couple that we had drinks with that night i wouldn't mind seeing again i know they were a really cool couple but yeah they they live in north carolina so it's pretty far away from us but but anyway so i guess our overall assessment was uh hot dates were a hit and miss yeah and but it was worth it Well it was worth it again the the website did its job when it was working gosh again i just got so frustrated with that but anyway um yeah so we were two for four you know we met two great couples and and the thing about it is it we it all came about at the last minute you know we put that that hot date up about six or eight weeks before we went down.
No, I don't think it was that far ahead. Okay, it was a month ahead of time. Maybe, yeah. But really only one couple or two couples contacted us. And then all of a sudden when the weekend was there, people started pinging us, you know, back and forth. All of a sudden stuff happened. And then we had to juggle, oh, well, do you want to see them?
Do you want to cancel this cancel this do you want to do that and so it was a completely new experience for us and i'm a planner so it drives me crazy to like go into something without a plan you know i've got to have it on my calendar and i want it on my calendar ahead of time so but you were i know how to prepare but you were in your happy place i was yeah i don't get too stressed out at the beach because the weather was absolutely gorgeous oh it was memorial day weekend it was in the mid low 80s and no humidity not a cloud in the sky for two straight days yeah and you i mean you could sit out in the sun and not even get sweaty it was just perfect right so yeah it was all good there wasn't anything bad about that weekend even the stuff that fell through and the weird texting i mean that was good humor right i sat there and read my kindle i was reading some sexy book on my kindle and mr jones was just he likes to people watch more at the beach so between people watching and his grumbling about these texts it was it was good entertainment yeah it was good yeah but anyway that we went away and it was a success it was playing with a couple and had a good time.
And, it was good entertainment. But anyway, we went away and it was a success. It was. We ended up playing with a couple and had a good time. And we're going back down to a beach in that same area for a week in August. So we might see them again. I think we're going to hook up with that couple we played with again. Definitely. Definitely. So I guess we'll have to give Hot Dates a C or a C+. I know. Poor SLS. They try. Oh, they don't, they weren't trying. They weren't trying. Okay. Well, thanks. That's keeping up with the Joneses and we'll be right back in segment two.
And we're going to talk about Mrs. Jones's birthday party. Okay, well, the title of our podcast this month is called We've Come Full Circle. And the reason we have titled it We we've come full circle is for two reasons. First of all, the word full is in there for a reason. I mean, I feel like trumpet should be sounding right now. Yeah. My, uh, my birthday bash turned out to be an intimate bash with, um, one other couple that we've played with before. And yes, we did manage to full swap details to follow. We are still smiling and, and it was awesome and it was wonderful.
And in one way, everybody was right. It wasn't as big of a deal as we had made it in our heads as far as like, you know, the whole emotional part and all that. But you know, in another way, it was, it was absolutely awesome and fun and, um, right. And, uh, no regrets, none at all. Right. So we'll talk about that in just a second. Yeah. First. So another reason that we titled our podcast, um, we've come full circle this month is because when we started out in the lifestyle, it was, you know, at desire a year and a half ago.
And, um, to go into more details of the story, we would re we really just want to refer you back to episode three, our episode title jealousy. And really the, what I'm going to talk about now has nothing to do with the jealousy aspect of it, but just the, um, like the chronological order of events. So when we got to desire last November, the very first couple we ended up talking to and interacting with, um, they were from Canada and they were lovely couple, very attractive, very, very friendly. Um, but they were much more experienced than we were in the lifestyle.
And we told them that we were new. We had just gotten there that afternoon.
You know, the first time we'd ever taken our clothes off in front of people didn't really have any expectations of you know getting too involved in the lifestyle aspect of desire we just wanted to have a really sexy time and meet people well that night we got in the hot tub with them after dinner and the the gentleman and again he didn't do anything wrong he was just kind of aggressive with me he was you know sitting very close to me in the hot tub and he had his arm around me he had his hand on my hip and of course i'm naked and i'd never been naked in front of people before and now i have this strange man with his hand on my bare ass under the water in the hot tub and I was completely out of my comfort zone.
It wasn't turning me on at all. It was just scaring me to death. Right, and the next morning you said, maybe we should just, we made a mistake. Oh, I didn't say maybe. I said, I cannot do this. I was just thinking, oh boy, we're in over our heads. Right, so that's part of the stuff. So if you want to hear the details of that story, that's on episode three. So anyway, part of what we did over the past month was we met another couple about an hour south of here. Yeah, they lived far away. And for the past year, they've been trying to get us to meet with them.
And we've been, through Cassidy, we've been emailing back and forth. And it just never worked out last year. And it was you two gentlemen that were emailing the whole time, I think. Yeah. Right. And I, and the initial conversations were about, you know, we're new to this. I don't want to have you drive all this way if you have an expectation. And he was very, very reassuring and say, look, let me tell you what a meet and greet is. No pressure, no expectations. You know, they had been married longer than we had. And they were both, we had a lot in common.
And by looking at their pictures and their profile, it looked like they were a good match. And he said, you know, we'll come up, we'll have dinner. You know, if there's nothing, if no one, if not all four people are comfortable, we'll just, you know. Call it a night. Call it a night. No pressure. I I mean, he kept saying no pressure. So we did. So we did just last weekend. Right. So here's the disclaimer before we start this story. This is not bashing them at all. You know, this ends up to be two couples with two different perspectives of what's going on.
And two different objectives right so so we met him for dinner um we ended up um staying at a hotel as well because it was a little bit too far for us to drive home yeah so they drove about three hours north and we drove an hour south right and we met in a city about an hour south of us and got a hotel room and went to dinner met them for dinner at this really nice restaurant um it was kind of a winery slash restaurant and it was fun because we did some wine tasting before and then had a great dinner and conversation was just lovely at dinner it was really relaxed and easygoing and we talked about everything we talked about our families and about our careers and about our marriages and, you know, places we had lived and and just, you know, all that typical stuff.
We talked about everything vanilla. Well, we did talk about a lot of vanilla stuff. We would refer to being in the lifestyle, but didn't really get into any. Right. Like juicy details of, you know, experiences or any of our boundaries.
We I think we were saving that for later that's what we thought that yeah that's what we thought so we finished dinner and uh went back to the hotel because the hotel had a bar well on the way back to the hotel well right we got up from the table and we said hey we and all four of us were staying in the same hotel so we said hey do you want to take this back to the hotel and go to the bar and you know we'll meet you and get a drink sure so we were in our car they were in their car and on the way back to the hotel we had to talk you know what do you think yes they're attractive to us they're great personalities um they've been married a long time you know look like a solid relationship.
And we're in for soft swap. So we decided, you know, okay, so yeah, we have full swap situation on our profile. But, you know, I think we were just soft swap because we were potentially staying two nights. Yes. At the hotel. Right. So if things went well, we had put in a reservation for both nights thinking that we could always cancel Saturday if Friday didn't work out. Right. So we were thinking, okay, well, we could soft swap, you know, on Friday night and then if it goes well. We'll reconvene. Yeah.
And then, you know, we could see if we would want to take it to the next level the next night. So we get back to the hotel. Yeah, but our expect my expectation when we got back to the bar was to start talking about exactly lifestyle stuff and about experiences that we had and and start talking about boundaries start taking the conversation to a more sexy right level and see if there's that you know connection and if and if there was, then we were, we had already decided that we were ready to play. Right. Right. So, okay. So we get back to the bar. Obviously it didn't go that way.
I think we're making that kind of clear. Don't turn us off yet. We have a better story to follow. So we get back to the bar, and the bar was kind of strange. It didn't really have, um, like high top, you know, four top tables or anything. It had this really, really long sofa that was sort of kind of horseshoe shaped. It was a very modern, modern design, modern architecture. Um, the sofas were like sectionals.
So it was not a traditional bar right and so the sectional that we sat on came together at a 90 degree angle yeah so we ended up mr jones and i ended up sitting in like the corner of the l right of of this big sectional thing and so when they and we got to the bar about 30 seconds before they did So we sat down first and then we turned around and there they were. So the gentleman sat down next to me and the, his wife sat down next to Mr. Jones. So they were completely separated from one another. And Mr.
Jones and I were kind of together in the middle of this like 90 degree angle and immediately no i went to get a drink well i think it was okay so you went to go get us a drink right and he that the guy immediately started touching me and put his hand on my leg and and that was kind of okay at first um you know he was just very demonstrative and and that didn't really bother me. And then when you came back from the... No, then you said he asked you if he could do that after he had touched you. Yeah, yeah, he was touching my leg, and he said, Is it okay if I touch you?
And I said, Sure, that's fine. And then you came back from the bar with our drinks, and then he asked you the same question. Is it okay if I touch her? And well, I wanted to say, well, you're already touching her. So, you know, you need to ask these questions before. Well, I think you said it's up to her. I said, first thing I said was, well, it's up to her.
And, and then I turned to his wife and I said, and you need to understand that I'm not as aggressive as he is and so if I don't grab your leg or touch you I think you might have said demonstrative not aggressive did you oh wow I said I'm not as aggressive as he is and and because if I don't touch you that doesn't mean I'm not interested right right so he just like, he wasn't just touching me. He was like turned and he had like, I had on, um, like skinny jeans and, uh, heels and, and a top. And so thank God I had jeans on her.
I don't know what happened in that public bar, but he had his like hand between my, he was trying to put his hand between my thighs and, and he was just a little bit in my personal space. And I, this is one of those conversations that it's really, really hard to verbalize because some of it, so much of what I was feeling was just pure instinct. Right. And this is where I want to talk about the folks that always say consent is a big thing and verbalizing consent, because just like any other part of communication, what is it?
80 or 90% of it is your body language and 10 to 20% of it is actually the words that you say. So the fact that he screwed up the consent to begin with, is it, set that aside. He asked if he could touch you. Well, touch is a very subjective word. He, he wasn't touching you. He was, he was really, I felt like he was staking his claim. Yes. And, and I, I can't really describe because I like to be touched. I'm a very tactile person. And when I talk to people, I always, and I mean, I'm talking about vanilla settings too. I tend to, you know, reach over just as a gesture.
I'll touch somebody's forearm when I'm trying to make a point, you know, or I touch their shoulder or whatever. I like to touch and I really like to be touched, you know, both in sexual and non-sexual ways. So the fact that he was touching me and making me feel uncomfortable again it's just completely my intuition that was just making me withdraw right because I was starting to like shrink well and like sink into the couch it was just strange yeah so I was doing the same thing So I got uncomfortable because he had his hand, you had your legs crossed.
And he was sliding his hand all the way down as close to between your legs as he could. And you, I could tell you had your legs clamped together so that he couldn't get any further. And then he would take his other hand and he was coming across your body and putting his other hand on your leg, you know, and he was just, and you started physically leaning away from him. I know. I didn't even realize it at first. Right. And then I realized like my body was uncomfortable because I was so tense. Right. So while this is going on, it obviously deteriorated fast.
But I, here's one of the differences when we talk about coming full circle, because there was no, it wasn't a jealousy issue. And I was, I was assessing the situation. I was saying, okay, I'm going to be a good husband. You said it was okay for him to touch you. Right. And I mean, I'm a big girl. I could have told him to stop.
I really don't know why i didn't but i didn't so we continue right and we'll get into lessons learned when we're done but um you know i we thought we continued to try to have a conversation a four-way conversation but she kept trying to talk to me while he was talking to you so then i began to sense that they were trying to, definitely. You know, that, that, and she, but here's the thing. She started to pick up on the fact that you and I were both uncomfortable, but I think she thought it was more me being uncomfortable.
And a couple of times I had made a comment about, well, you know, we're, we don't rush into things, you know, we're deliberate. We like to take our time. And she said, yeah, we're like that too. We like to take our time too.
And so I'm hearing those words come out of her mouth and I'm watching him trying to pry your legs apart to get his hands down closer to, and I don't know if she's just clueless or if she's trying to send him a message like you blockhead are you not picking up on the fact that they're not comfortable with what you're doing even though that they she said that you could touch her he wasn't picking up on any of that when he another thing about the whole the whole setting is that he talked a lot so it was really hard to um read i mean they were Thank you. whole setting is that he talked a lot.
So it was really hard to, um, read. I mean, they were telling stories about their adventures in the lifestyle and some of their stories should have sent up red flags as well. Well, they did send up red flags, but he taught, he talked a lot and he talked really fast and he, he didn't really take a breath between sentences. So it was really hard to interject. And, and that was another thing that was just kind of making me shrink because I, I mean, I talk a lot too, but you know, I couldn't get a word in edgewise. He was dominating the room.
He was dominating the conversation and he was physically dominating you. Yeah. That's what, and the thing about it was it happened. Dinner was fine. Right. Never picked up on any of that.
And then it was just instantaneously when we got back and sat down and and anyway and we i mean this bar was right next to the the lobby and right people had to get off like the parking deck was under the building and you had to come up one elevator um through the and then walk through the lobby to go to the elevator to go up to your room so we were in a very public setting there were tons of people walking by and and at one point i reached over and i put my hand on mr jones's leg and then i was watching people walking towards us to walk through the lobby and i'm thinking holy crap i've got one guy with his hand between my legs and i've got my hand on mr jones's leg and they're going to think i'm married to this other guy and that i'm flirting with mr jones and i here i am a girl with like two guys in my you know hands and i was like okay well that's not appropriate so then i felt like i couldn't touch mr jones because at least people thought that this guy was like my partner so what we're getting down to to is that was you trying to communicate with me, to reconnect with me.
But the public setting didn't allow that to happen. And again, he didn't pick up on any of that. Yeah, he was pretty clueless. Yeah, he was clueless. And so you started to sense that I was uncomfortable. I was sensing that you were uncomfortable. And finally, finally, she said something about, well, we can tell you guys are tired. Or she was looking at me. She says, I think you're tired. You two need to go have a talk. That's what she said to us. Yeah. You two need to go have a talk.
And I wasn't even going to reply to that because I thought, okay, this is our way out of this situation where we can get away and talk. And what was concerning me is I didn't know how much you were bothered by his aggressiveness or if you were bothered because I was shutting down and I was uncomfortable. And because a year and a half ago, you know, it was me. Right. And I was confused and frustrated because you had shut down because I didn't know why. Because you and I were not communicating. So fortunately, we got back to our room. And as soon as we shut the door, you started laughing.
I started laughing in the elevator. We didn't even make it to the room. And when you started laughing, I just felt the weight of the world lift off my shoulders because, okay, I'm not being a bad husband. It wasn't just me. I mean, I was like, good grief. He was not very subtle. Oh my gosh. That was so, I don't know. It was just so confusing that he was one way at dinner and then a completely different way. Not just at dinner, but all the messages that the back and forth about no pressure, easygoing, you know, no expectations. And then all of a sudden he just turned into a different person.
Well, you know, when we were in the bar talking with them, you know, I did manage to ask one question to them about, you know, what their journey had been like. And they started swinging 20 years ago and then took a really long break. Their first experience swinging was, um, right after their son was born, who just graduated from college. So it was like 20 something years ago and they were in a, um, polyamorous relationship with another couple. Right. And she didn't like for three years.
And she said, and I mean, she was extremely direct when she said we ended it because I didn't like it, but they were in that relationship for three years. So she didn't end it quickly. Right. She let it go on.
So that told me as, as he's groping me and she's telling the story, I'm thinking, okay, so that was his idea and she went along with it right so you know that was that was a really big red flag for me that they might not have a like a balanced desire to be in the lifestyle right and then um and then they took a long break and i think they've only been swinging again for like the past couple of years, but now they have a couple that kind of led them back into the lifestyle and she goes off with them and does threesomes by herself now. Which is another red flag. Yeah. And he just stays home.
It's not like he's out of town and can't come. She just, he to go have fun with this other couple. And that's, again, we're not bashing them at all. But I just, I don't know. The whole time we were sitting at the bar, they were physically separated, which wasn't their fault because we sat in an awkward place. And there was no really cool place, intimate place to sit in that bar for four people. But, you know, that was just kind of like the, the visual representation of the fact that they weren't connected because I never got an emotional connection out of them at all. So, yeah.
So one of the things we learned or I learned was just because they've been married 34 years, we've been with couples who are engaged to be married that had a stronger bond that we witnessed. So it doesn't necessarily mean a lot of years means you have that sort of relationship. That was one thing that we learned. And when we went back to the room, however, on the, on the plus side of this, the way that we communicated afterward, I mean, you started laughing and right away I thought, okay, great. I just not I know I I mean I can yeah I mean Mr.
Jones was just like oh thank goodness yeah I mean I thought I was the one that was the buzz kill but but it ended up that you were so anyway when we got back and we compared notes and we and we realized okay we were communicating effectively you could tell that I was uncomfortable and I could tell that you were, next time, like you said, we won't let it get that far because we'll be able to recognize what's going on a little bit sooner. The whole next day, I kept thinking, why didn't I cut my losses sooner? Why did I let him grope me for like an hour?
We must have been there like an hour and a half in that bar. And, you know, why did I let that happen?
I don don't even know why so what did we do to solve the problem just like any other good couple we went to bed and had sex no we waited until the morning right we went to bed because we were had fun talking yeah we talked for a long time but then we just went to sleep but we woke up saturday morning and we had sex and while we were having like crazy sex our both of our phones started buzzing yeah so we got a text message so yeah and it was from him and it was an apology text yeah basically it said i mean i don't have to read it but basically it said um obviously obviously, I made Mr.
Jones very uncomfortable last night, and I didn't realize it, and I've probably poisoned the well to the extent that this weekend is not salvageable, and I apologize for that, but then he started defending himself. He said, but I was, you know, in our experience, my behavior is normal, And in my defense, Mrs. Jones is very attractive and witty and intelligent. And, you know, so we took that opportunity to reply and say, well, yeah, obviously we're not, you know, we're not on the same level here.
And fortunately they had other plans for Saturday night that they were inviting us to join in on so when we said look we're gonna head home you know it was thanks for trying at least we knew that they had something in town that they were planning on doing and we adjusted our plans accordingly and got in the car and you know drove back home yeah so i mean. So, I mean, we ended up having a great day on Saturday. I mean, we had sex and then we replied to their text and then we went for a run. Yep. And I came back to the hotel, had breakfast, got cleaned up, checked out.
And then we came home and it was a beautiful day.
So we did some naked sunbathing on the deck to get ready for desire you know got to even out those tan lines right so we worked on that for a while and then oh what did we oh and then we had sex again yes we did and then we cooked dinner and then what did we do we had sex again we had really hot sex we had yeah that night was crazy so so it's funny because when you say you know it was a disaster as far as the other couple we we were still charged up and we were still connected and we had sex three times on saturday and it turned into an amazing day so when people say the worst thing that can happen if it doesn't work out well the worst thing worst thing that could happen did happen, and we still had a great weekend.
We just had to have sex with each other, honey. Right, and it made for a good podcast story. Yeah. But anyway, comparing this aggressive behavior to the one a year and a half ago, we were both so much more, I don't know. In a way, we handled it so much better. But in a way, just the fact that I didn't cut my losses, I felt like, good grief. I mean, here we are a year and a half later. We've had not a ton of experience, but we've had a wide range of experiences. And most of our experiences have been really positive.
And, and I let myself go back to that whole insecure, you know, uncomfortable, why am I letting another man touch me feeling? And I'm like, God grief, you know what, I should be past this. But I guess the lesson learned is, you know, you're, you're going to get yourself in situations that are going to put you out of your comfort zone, no matter what your experience level is. So you just have to deal with it. But the, but it was just awesome that we were mentally on the same page and came through it unscathed. Yeah. So that's the first half of our full circle. Yeah.
That was one way we closed our circle.
The second way is, is much more so it was mrs jones's birthday um and i first i had tried to get a couple of couples to come down and the couples that we mentioned when we did our sixth sum a couple episodes ago i tried to get them and they were going to be out of town but so it ended up being one other couple and we've mentioned this couple before and we've played with them a couple of times well they were in our six they were in our six and our long time friends they were the ones that had the no kissing rule and then we played with them we were the first people that they played with i think or you were and they had a no kissing rule and then when we reconnected with them they had already leapfrogged us to full full swap.
And then we had to stick some together with them. And anyway, so we invited them down for your birthday. And we went to a winery, met them at a local winery, had a beautiful, it was again, it was a beautiful day. Had a great time at the winery. Came back here, fired up the, oh no, we, what did you make? You make different drinks when we got home. Yeah. I don't remember.
And I think we just had some more wine, but we had some appetizers or I don't know what you did, but anyway, we, we messed around here and I put, uh, I fired up the smoker and put some chicken, you know, that's what, didn't we have chicken? Yeah.
We put two chickens on the smoker and that gave us a couple hours to you know chat and reconnect and talk about the evening and what we wanted to do kind of plan things out a little bit yeah so yeah so then we had dinner and um oh before dinner she and i went upstairs and changed and uh before dinner no that was after dinner yeah we would have slipped into something more comfortable so we had dinner yeah the men cleaned up oh they did we just we sat there didn't even get up from the table the guys cooked the dinner and it was your birthday so you know you didn't have to do anything i had prepared the side dishes in advance darling right but that wasn't your birthday you prepared them whatever anyway so then after dinner you two went up to change yes so you can take it from there then so we came back down and you guys finished our wine and and just you know started talking about more sexy stuff and reflecting on other previous sexy times we had had together and then And the next thing know i mean our our friend is not the least bit shy somehow she got me we're on we're in our sunroom yeah which has ceramic tile floor right somehow she managed to get me down on the ceramic tile floor and she was in between my legs and i'm like how did i end up down here i mean they went you all went upstairs to change you weren't even in your dress for five minutes and we came of course the conversation and the wine and everything else it had been building all day building all afternoon and and next thing i know you're on your back on the ceramic tile floor and uh quite a quite a little play time we had there man you had orgasms on the ceramic tile.
I tell you. So I think I got a little bit of attention. I think everybody ended up down on the tile floor. Yes, all four of us rolling around the tile. So then. So then we all helped each other up off the hard, miserable tile.
So one of the things that you had asked for specifically was a six-handed massage yes so you all will recall that mrs jones got me a massage table for my birthday so we had a room set up and we had the massage table set up and we had told them about that and they were all in on giving you a six-handed massage so we got the coconut oil and and we were massaging you it was amazing i i was intentionally keeping my eyes closed because you really start to lose track of whose hands are whose i i always think well i would know mr jones's hands you know because he's been touching me for 30 years and i would but really it it's like it all just blurs together into one just sensation of pleasure right It's okay.
Thank you. Thank pleasure. Right. It was incredible. So at first you were on your stomach and we were, she got a little bit too much coconut oil to begin with. I was kind of slippery. You were really slimy. You should have seen my hair the next morning. Oh my gosh. I've never seen such greasy hair. A lot your hair the next morning. Well, yeah. I think there could have been more than coconut oil. Anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves.
So we had you on your stomach, and we were, you know, it doesn't take long with six hands because when somebody's covering your arms and your back and then your ass and your legs, we got your backside pretty good, and then we flipped you over.
Oh, you guys did on my shoulders that's my favorite part yeah I know it is so then we flipped you over and good gosh I don't know what happened then but it didn't it went when you were fully exposed on your front and we started you know rubbing your boobs and your stomach and your legs and everything else it turned into an intimate intimate massage really quick. Well, I mean, I had already had one orgasm down on the ceramic tile, so this was a much more comfortable. Yeah. I could relax a little bit more up here.
Well, I'm not sure what was going on, but at some point in time, so this massage table has one of these headrests, face rests at the end of it. So it's circular so that when you lay on your stomach and your face, it's a donut shaped thing. Yeah, so you can breathe. So you can breathe through it. Yeah, most massage tables are like that one. Right, but when you turned over, you had your head, the back of your head was on that. And at one point in time.
Well, you guys, I mean, like she was on the massage table, like kneeling on the massage table between my legs so i think i kept scooching back like you know you were trying to make room yeah well and and plus like you know when she was going down on me or whoever was you know i was like arching my back and like pushing my feet on the table so i think i had just kept inching my way up and up and up so all of a sudden you arched your back and and then we heard a snap and the headrest just completely broke off because you had put so much weight on it because you lifted yourself off the bed thank goodness i wasn't back far no i didn't fall off well thank goodness you were like mid orgasm because you able you were able to finish before you regain consciousness yeah it didn't leave me hanging yeah what was that noise what happened because you had no clue and i'm picking up broken pieces and i said well never mind we'll fix that later it was worth it it was so cool that was so much fun right so that was the second uh play time that we had then it gets even better because then we moved into the master since we broke the massage table we had to go to the bedroom to the bedroom and you got out your toys i did so i have this double double ended dildo right and she and i played with that and she had never played with one before you did a masterful job.
I know. I got to be the teacher and I got to give her a little lesson. Oh, my gosh. That was really hot. That was fun. Yeah. And I think both of you, I don't know if you both orgasmed or not. I'm pretty sure we both did. Yeah. Yeah, that was really hot. And then when you were finished with the double dildo, you pulled that out. and then you were just grinding against each other. Well, you told us to, or one of you guys told us to. Whatever, you were doing it. You know how to say no, don't you? Not when it comes to that. There was no need to say no. That was fun. That was so hot. Oh, my gosh.
And that's the first time you've ever done that with without without the doublehead yeah yeah that was just pussy on pussy yeah that it was really hot yeah you know i i like to play with girls but i always say my main objective is guys but that um i guess when the when the environment's right you can really get into some fun times with girls that was really good yeah that was something well and and you and and the other guy were very um attentive and appreciative of the show we were putting on so it was kind of fun yeah um turning you guys on right so i mean it felt good right and she's really hot and she's so much fun she's just so much fun she's a ball of energy and you know very uninhibited so that you know that makes me relax a little bit more he's really laid back he's the opposite of the guy totally the opposite oh my gosh so that was the third play session with them kind of right yeah so then you all decided you had been selfish enough even though it was your birthday that you ladies wanted to give us some attention we felt a little sorry for you guys because you had been pretty much ignored up to that point well we were enjoying the show so yes i think we uh both went down on you did we go down on our own husbands or did we switch at that point?
I don't remember. I had so many endorphins going through my head at that point. It's hard for me to remember that. Somebody locked onto me. Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember. Maybe it was you at first. It might have been. And then it was her. Yeah. Because we got to a point and somebody mentioned the word condom. I think that was you. Yeah, but we had talked to them. We left this part out. We had talked to them at dinner telling them that we were interested in full swap. Yeah, and they were in. And they were in. So we had already had that conversation.
And they knew that that was our intention, but it wasn't definite. We thought that that's what we wanted to do. Well, they said, we kind of thought that that might be what was going to happen. Yeah. So they were prepared. And what we like about them is that, I mean, she is like wild and crazy, but she's also extremely in tune with whoever she's playing with at the moment. Yeah.
You know, so it's not like she loses sight of of the objective or whatever i think they've spoiled us because it's just such a relaxing atmosphere and it's so much fun with them that i think that's what we expect when we meet other people yeah maybe that's the problem right so but anyway so we said okay yeah we're ready and and somebody said condom and it was a guy i i'm pretty sure it was you mr jones i think you were ready freddie well anyway that and she was looking around i said no it's right there on the table right there there's two of them right there yeah he had to get up and get his i think his was in the pocket of his shorts whatever yeah so um she put it on and i said where do you want me and she says first of all i'm gonna fuck you and then you can do whatever you want i said okay okay good communication so there was no pressure uh so she got on top of me and it was amazing it was amazing and you know while she was on top of me I can't remember oh you were you were missionary he was missionary with you right I think that's how we started yeah so I was able to see her I was really paying attention to the lower part of her body and not a lot of eye contact then.
Some, but not a lot. And I was and I also could glance over and watch you at the same time. And so that was the very first time that I felt relief because it was not only was I enjoying myself, just like we talked about on episode five, and we were talking about, you know, what I would need. I was totally absorbed and lost in her. And, and she and I kissed a lot. And, you know, we made eye contact. And we were definitely connected. And I think that allowed you, you know, just like our theory, it allowed you to relax with him and get connected with him.
And when I looked over at you, it's the very first time that I was instantly relieved because I looked over and I said, damn, that's hot. It was hot. Yeah. Damn.
So, so then I really started to enjoy myself because I realized that I don't think I had made a big deal out of it but but you don't know again until you until you do it and it was it was so hot and I was so relieved and that allowed me to just continue to have enjoy myself with her right um so she um finished on top of me and then I was with her missionary style and then he I think he may have flipped you over and I think yeah he asked me if I wanted to get on top and and what I liked about being with him is that he was a really good communicator you know like you know before he went inside of me he was like are you sure you're ready are you okay and I'm like yeah I'm okay and um he and he kept asking me every time he would do something different he would ask if it was okay you know so he was so considerate but at the same time he was like so sexy so while all that communication was going on on your side of the bed I was getting you two were just going at it i'm gonna fuck you then you can do what you want okay okay roger here we go yeah don't need any more communication yeah um but then when i was missionary with her and and she and i were making eye contact and not as much as as as i think i will next time but um the second thing that happened and upon I didn't realize it this at first but upon reflection um to me it's the eyes and maybe this has something to do with why people either don't like to have a no kissing rule or a full swap rule or whatever but when you look into somebody's when I look into her eyes or i look into somebody's eyes they let you into you know you you see more you see their soul or who they are you know it's a very intimate sort of thing i can see you know what she's feeling and what she's thinking and it's really a very personal um thing when you let somebody look that deeply into your eyes and i was afraid of that but then what i realized afterwards is her you know her eyes were like a window so i could see through them into her but but when i'm with you they're more like a mirror you know it i'm i, what I'm reflecting back to me is the past 30 years and the adventures that we've had and the experiences that we've had and the times that we've shared together.
And that feeling is completely different than what I experienced when I was looking into her eyes, very intimate on both sides. But then what that told me was there is no way in the world I could ever have full swap sex with a woman and come anywhere close to feeling what I feel with you because of that, that difference that I picked up on. And so that really, um, made me feel even more comfortable with, and if, and that's really hard to understand and explain. And if I would have known that ahead of time, of course, that's why you do it. You have to experience it.
But just to let other people know, you know, when we have a relationship like ours, um, you know, that the, the meaning and the depth of the relationship coming. And that's why the orgasms that I have with you are so much deeper. And you know, when we have those, uh, when I start having seizures, earthquakes, yeah. So yeah, I'm not going to be able to do that with, I won't be able to do that with anyone else. But anyway, besides that, um, I enjoyed my time with her. I loved the full swap. I was, I was able, no performance issues at all.
I mean, I wasn't anticipating any, but, um, you know, I was able to finish with her.
And then before I'm, before we move on to the next phase, did you want to talk anything about what was going on on your side of the bed besides well i mean it wasn't you know i was so afraid that i was gonna feel i don't know what guilty or just you know worried about how you were feeling but you were having so much fun next to me yeah you know and i was like oh that's so cool i mean i just i just enjoyed watching you two have fun and sexy wild sex you know and then it that just allowed me to relax and just enjoy the sensations of being with somebody else and i mean he and i had a great hot time i mean it it's it's funny because it's it just it feels different but then at the same time it really you know it's just it was just another step it i think sometimes we over analyze it right you know it because we had been with them before so i think the fact that i was so comfortable with him and i really trust him right you know you know with my my physical self and and knowing that they are so connected with each other you know i don't have to worry about the whole emotional space being invaded or whatever you can just have a fun sexy time right and uh and it wasn't quite over no it wasn't because when i when she and i I had to do something I'd never done before, and that's get up and take the condom off and dispose of that.
So anyway, you all were still going at it, and he was, oh, he had you doggy style. Yeah, he had me doggy style. And so I came over to the other side of the bed and I laid down and I put, propped myself up on my elbow and I was watching you too. And that was hot. And your mouth was about at my waist. So you started giving me some attention with your mouth. So I kind of, that was hot. I kind of had that. That was so hot.
Male, female, male thing going briefly there because you had me in your mouth and he was doing you from behind and that that was hot I mean it felt good and it was so sexy but I knew that that was like one of your fantasies so I knew that yeah that was really really hot for me and he was enjoying himself and you were enjoying yourself and she was I don't know what she was I think she was watching from the other side yeah well then what happened was he disengaged with you and then she went over with him right and then by that time and I think that male female male thing got me worked back up again because I came around and you and I started actually he he and I had you both doggy style side by side on the bed so she and I were kind of I think she and I kissed at one point when you guys were both behind us yeah right that was hot that that view was amazing and then I had another orgasm then and so I guess you can tell that it was a great I think everybody had a really good time it was a great and we don't have any regrets and we told them that they were going to have to tune into this episode to find out what we really felt about that's so unfair yeah and you know that's what on public display that's one thing we didn't mention the the first story we told about the couple that was aggressive they didn't they have no idea we have a podcast thank goodness right but this couple that we full swapped with they know they've known from the beginning that we have a podcast and so much different dynamic but anyway we had a great time and I'd have no regrets about the way that we progressed and when we talk about coming full circle from the time that we got home from desire and had the jealousy issue and decided to step back.
Everything that we've worked through over the past year to year and a half has been time well spent. You know, I feel like we did this the right way. We didn't back out. You know, we stepped through it at our pace. We were deliberate. We kept Um, you know, and we got to this point and it was the right couple and it was the right time and it turned out to be a wonderful experience. Right. Yeah. So moving forward, who knows? I mean, I don't, I don't know that we'll full swap with every couple we play with. I mean, I don't, right.
I don't really feel like we'll need to do that I mean I I think soft swap is hot and fun and you know I have to uh keep my double dildo in my uh little toy bag right so now we got to be yeah we got to go update our profiles and yeah yeah based on last episode we don't want to be hypocriteite. I know, right? Okay. Well, we need to move along. Those two stories where a lot was going on over the past few weeks, and we're happy to be able to share that with you all. I know some people have been really anticipating it. So anyway, we did. I know.
We've had a couple of listeners say, just get it over with. It's not going to be that big of a that big of a deal but anyway the night is not over yet when we come back we have a heck of a snapshot for you so yeah we'll be right back okay well it's time for our snapshot and we're going back to Myrtle Beach for this one. And Mr. Jones and I have the same snapshot from two different perspectives. Two different angles, two different camera angles. Oh, two very different camera angles, but it's the exact same situation.
So this is the couple that we ended up playing with when we were in Myrtle Beach. They came back to our condo with us. Right. And we purposely at the beginning didn't give you a lot of details because we knew we had a lot to talk about in segment two. But anyway, we were soft swapping with this couple. And at one point in time, she was sitting on the couch. And I'm not sure. You were behind me. Yes. Because your view was blocked. Right. She had me in her left hand and him in her right hand and he and I were standing side by side. And I knew that was going on.
I was kind of behind both of you guys, kind of like rubbing your asses and your backs and stuff. Right. So then as she was stroking us, then she started alternating with her mouth. So she would put him in her mouth for a while, and then she'd put me in her mouth for a while. Then she pulled us together and put us both in her mouth at the same time. I didn't see that part. Which, Mrs.
Jones, that comes into play later but you you didn't see that and i didn't know that you didn't see that i was just looking at your sexy asses and just figured y'all were having a good time up there and it it didn't phase me a bit because it was a progression and so what i was touching another guy she was really enjoying it and i i was looking at her and i could tell that she really liked it and so to me it was like kind of a dp moment where Thank you.
touching another guy she was really enjoying it and i i was looking at her and i could tell that she really liked it and so to me it was like kind of a dp moment where i don't care if there's contact i know i'm touching him we're both in her mouth but you know it wasn't it didn't freak me out i still can't believe i didn't see it yeah i missed it so anyway she did that for a while and then we moved on to another position and well you turned back around so i i turned right so you take it from here because you so you turned back around and she kept playing with her husband and right so okay so you were on i was on my knees behind you and i was standing up no you're on your knees too because she was sitting on the couch okay but you were lower than lower.
I was kind of, well, I went to give you a blowjob, so I kind of got down on my haunches. You know, I was almost sitting on the floor at that point, and you were up on your knees. So I was up on my knees, and you were down like on your elbow or something, and you started giving me a blowjob. Right, and then the other guy touched me on the shoulder.
Well, it snapshot i got it now oh okay okay darn i can't wait to tell mine so he was on his knees facing his wife and she was on the couch and i was on my knees and you were on your elbow and he was behind you his butt was like facing you then he turned around and he was more facing me and His butt was like facing you. Then he turned around and he was more facing me. And he went down to kiss you. And I was, you had me in your hand. You had my cock in your hand. Right. And he went to kiss you.
And then my, all of a sudden my proximity alarm went off like and it was almost like it's the same feeling like somebody's in your personal space and at that point in time nothing dawned on me I just felt like his mouth is a little bit too close so I'm gonna turn and that's all I did I turned I swiveled to the right and got out of the way and let you two kiss. Yeah. And then I kissed him. And then you, and then you kept your hand on me and you kissed him. And then, um, he turned back and you turned towards me and you, I went back in your mouth. And so my, that's the end of the scenario.
Now, my snapshot simply was when he all of a sudden I just got this feeling that he was in my personal space. And that that warning alarm went off in my head.
And and I won't forget that feeling because all of a sudden I just realized, wait a this doesn't this doesn't feel right he's in my personal space and i turned and and we finished and we and we you and i got up and went and sat on the couch right next to his wife yeah so so this is how not big of a deal it was we continued playing oh yeah and and we had a good time it was seamless playing with each other, and we gave them a kiss and said, hey, maybe we'll see you in August, and they left. So it was a good evening. So now that was my snapshot. Now you fill it in from your angle.
So, yeah, here's my angle on the whole thing. Well, first of all, I didn't know the whole two cocks in her mouth happened at the same time. Right. I knew she was both of your cocks, but I was just kind of like playing with your butts and rubbing your backs because you guys were right next to each other, but you were actually kind of shoulder to shoulder, so I couldn't really see between you, and I wasn't really trying to because I was just kind of enjoying the view I had back there. So like Mr. Mr. Jones said, you know, she finished and Mr.
Jones turned around and, and I grabbed his cock and I was kind of giving you a blow job and, and I was down low and you were up on your knees. And the, the other guy turned around at one point and he got down and kissed me. And, and that was fine. You know, I had Mr. Jones in my right hand he was on my left side. So I kissed him and then I was going to turn back around cause he kind of, I thought he was going to turn away and go back and kiss his wife again. So I was going to turn around and give Mr. Jones another blow job. So I was kind of like, he was on my left and Mr.
Jones was on my right. And you know, they were just both right there. And I thought he was going to kiss me again. And I looked over at him and he wasn't looking at me. He, his, he was eye level with Mr. Jones's cock. He was looking at Mr. Jones's cock and he said, it's so beautiful. I was like, you know how your brain can process things like really, really fast. It was like in slow motion. But like my brain is thinking, holy shit, he's not talking about me being beautiful. He's talking about Mr. Jones's cock being beautiful.
And then I was like, oh, no, because then he started leaning forward and he was going to put Mr. Jones's cock in his mouth. And I had like a half a second to process all this stuff. And I decided that probably wasn't something Mr. Jones wanted to have happen. And that was nothing we had talked about in advance. So I was like, hmm, I need to intervene here. So I just calmly slid my hand back up to the head of Mr. Jones's cock. And that was about the time Mr. Jones backed up. So then I was able to turn my shoulder towards Mr.
Jones and kind of like block I felt like a football player doing a block I got my shoulder between the other gentleman's mouth and Mr.
Jones's cock and and to that guy's credit he didn't say what the fuck are you doing or anything he just understood that that was an unwanted advance and he turned back to his wife and he started playing with her again and mr jones and i got up and went and sat on the couch next to her i didn't know that mr jones knew what was about to happen i didn't know that he said the word beautiful no mr jones didn't hear that he didn't say beautiful he said so beautiful as he was getting ready to latch on you've made your point i'm sorry yeah enough with the beautiful oh but it is beautiful honey he was spot on i'm really glad that you think so but but at any rate at any rate as so you know you heard my segment and now you're saying and you've you put the two together which we didn't do right away no because like i said we turned away you know my proximity alarm went off and then you did your thing and you got between us i saved the day yeah but i was so proud of myself i didn't know that at the time i know you were oblivious i know But what I'm saying is we went back to playing.
I got you on the couch and actually. We played for a long time after that. Well, we actually had sex. We had penetrated. Well, he played with me again and you played with her. Yeah. But then you and I finished. Yeah. And anyway, I don't know what they were doing at that point in time. But anyway, they got up and left. So we cleaned. Well, I mean, they didn't just get up and leave. I mean, we all stopped and. Right. I mean, we talked and stuff afterwards. It wasn't like. They didn't leave in a huff. Thank you.
so we clean well i mean they didn't just get up and leave i mean we all stopped and right i mean we talked and stuff afterwards it wasn't like they didn't leave in a huff that's what i no they didn't leave in a huff my point that i'm that i'm trying to make is that we didn't make we didn't put our stories together until they left right so they left we got and we were saying, okay, are you okay? Yeah. Did you have fun? We were talking about it for a while, and I was about to fall asleep, and I said, oh, you know what?
There was just a minute there when my proximity alarm went off, and you said, I wasn't going to say anything to you.
I wasn't going to say anything about that because I didn't know if you realized what was going and i said what was going on so you knew all what he had said and what he intended but you you weren't going to say anything to me until because you i was gonna wait i mean i didn't want it to ruin the evening so obviously at that point in time we put two and two together and we started laughing about what had happened so so so anyway that's our snapshot that that um you know that i mean that's what snapshots were designed for because that that is like that that the time that he got close to me it just just, it resonates in my head.
It's a moment in time that I will never forget. And same thing with Hugh. When he was looking at, he was so beautiful. I mean, I guess I have too big of an ego or something. I got taken down a notch. So Mr. Jones was the beautiful one. I was the tater that night. Mr. Jones the steak that's true that's true it did do a little for myself i got a lot of mileage out of this yeah you're still getting mileage out of this oh it's gonna last for years yeah so anyway what we are going to do that's all we're going to talk about tonight with that episode but already know a future episode.
We're not sure if it's going to be the next one or the one after. We're going to discuss by curiosity, and we're going to discuss the whole evening and how we should have seen that coming and things that happened and how we felt about it and how we talked about how we reacted to it and how we feel about them afterwards.
Well, had texted with them the next morning and actually we were going to get together but they wanted to do something that we didn't want to do um i wanted to go to a water park and i wanted to lay on the beach so right um we're going to see them again in august i don't think this is really interfered with no but but there's a whole attraction to them there's a whole lot more that we talked about and unpacked yeah after that that we that we want to turn into an entire segment but right now we just wanted to tease you at the snapshot this is oh my gosh all right oh you're so beautiful mr jones okay that's enough yeah let's move on so we're gonna we're getting ready to close and uh before we do we've got uh a few things that we want to talk Thank you.
Yeah, let's move on. So we're getting ready to close. And before we do, we've got a few things that we want to talk about. First of all, Naughty in New Orleans is coming up next month. I know. I keep thinking it's a long way away because I'm so stoked about Desire.
But as soon as we come home from Desire, we're going to have to start getting ready for uh new orleans right and we've been contacted by uh some of you who are going and we have some more news about naughty in new orleans so this is pretty exciting we think so um at naughty in new orleans the the coordinators the event coordinators bob and tess have decided that podcasters are going to be a big part of the weekend. There's going to be a podcast-a-palooza. Podcast-a-palooza. I've talked with John from SwingerCast, and he's going to organize a meet-and-greet.
And we don't have the details on that yet, but last time it was on Wednesday afternoon before the parade. It was like at 4 or 5 in the afternoon. I'm sure that's when it'll be. We don't know when or where. So if you're coming into town Wednesday, our meet and greet will probably be at 5 o'clock on Wednesday. And we're going to do a combined meet and greet with the other podcasters.
Now, the other podcasters that we know for certain are going to be there are Average Swingers, The Bliss Bringers, The Swinger Cast, SwapFu, The Swinger Diaries, Two or More to Tango, and of course, Yours Truly are all going to be there. So we're really excited about, and we've met everyone, we haven't met The Swinger Diaries folks, and we haven't met The Blissbringers yet, but we've met everybody else. We met them there last year. So we're going to have a combined meet and greet.
Then the other thing that's going to happen is there's going to be a session Thursday and Friday, a podcasting breakout session.
So we're all going to be on a panel and you can come and listen to us talk about what it's like to podcast and we can answer questions and have a conversation and we can meet some of you there if we haven't met you yet so we're looking forward to that and one of the really cool things that they're going to have available is they're going to have a table set up the whole event where the podcasters can you know do some recording do some interviews yeah interviews recording recording. We could live podcast if we wanted to, or, you know, however we want to handle it as podcasters.
So what we want from you guys, if you're going to be at Noddy New Orleans... This is a brilliant idea, by the way, Mrs. Jones. Was this my idea? Yes, I give you credit for this. Oh, good. The tater had an idea. All right. So what I think would be super cool is if you're coming to Noddy, New Orleans, we would love for you to stop by and share some of your snapshots with us.
It could be a snapshot that you've had during the weekend at Noddy, New Orleans, or it could just be any kind of snapshot that you've had in your lifestyle experiences that either a funny one or just a really, um, a hot one, a meaningful one that has been kind of transformative for you, you know, whatever you'd want to share with us, we would love for you to come and share that. And, um, if you want to share it just personally and don't want it recorded, we would just love to talk to you and meet you and hear your snapshot.
Or you want to record it that would be so awesome because then we could compile them together and and share some of those with everybody right so that's going to be cool so we hope that if you're going to be there we definitely want to meet you so please you know if you can't make the meet and greet come to one of the sessions or or track us down and introduce yourselves because we really do want to put some faces with our listeners so we know that you're real people you're carbon yep people out there listening so be thinking about your snapshots it's a homework assignment so you have a month if you're coming to naughty new orleans to think about it for those of you who are not going to be in naughty in new orleans we want to continue to solicit your snapshots through email.
So we'd love for you to share your stories and we talked about before, but we really want to start to share back some of our listener snapshots. So that's, I think we covered everything in Noddy and New Orleans, right? Yeah, for now, we'll have more specific details on meet and greet and the different types of events that are going to happen throughout the weekend, probably in our next podcast, because that will probably come out right before we go to Naughty in New Orleans. Right. So stay tuned. Right.
So now I'm going to share a couple of snapshots from listeners, and we did get permission to do this. And again, the reason that we're doing this is because we want you all to hear snapshots from our listeners so that you know that there are real people out there and sharing information and that you're not out there by yourselves and you know other people have these um issues and experiences too so this is from um somebody and I'll just use her initial. It's A, and it's definitely a she. And she says, Mr. and Mrs. Jones, I discovered your podcast while listening to another podcast.
I don't remember which one specifically when it recommended other podcasts. I kept seeing your podcast on iTunes and finally decided to give it a try, and I loved it. I have given the lifestyle some thought and my boyfriend and I discussed maybe going to a play party to watch others interact and get a vibe. We were turned on about the idea of playing with each other in front of people but not confident about playing with different individuals. We tried to look up parties online and the internet was a little intimidating. I don't know how we will react if we eventually do go to a party.
Either way, I'm confident we will be happy with whatever decision we decide. And so, you know, here's somebody who's really at the early part, you know, struggling a little bit with this and being intimidated, but good communication, talking back and forth.
And it's so exciting to me because I can think, Like, you know struggling a little bit with this and being intimidated but good communication talking back and forth and it's so exciting to me because i can think you know i can we were in this situation yeah really and have been at many times and so i think they're smart for uh that the whole idea of going and just watching you know because then you see how you react and you can see how your partner reacts and, and I mean, going and watching it, of course, I think that's hot, you know, I you see how you react and you can see how your partner reacts and and i mean going and watching of course i think that's hot you know i i get a real charge out of watching other people well and like you said mrs jones you didn't really how do you know that you're an exhibitionist until you are in front of somebody right so going to a club and just watching is a great first step and the fact that a that that you're verbalizing this and talking about it and putting in writing, you know, that's exactly what you need to do.
And we hope that you continue to share back with us and let us know how that went. So the next one I'm going to share is from a couple in New Orleans, ironically, which is talking about New Orleans.
So, and they gave us permission to share this as we started to explain in our previous message we met this local couple at one of the lifestyle clubs in new orleans and yes we played with them the first night because well they are pretty hot and we came there for a reason we agreed to meet them at a local bar not far from where they live we were slightly nervous because this was a very different setting than our previous encounter once they arrived we all got drinks and settled into the corner table on the patio conversation was great and everyone started to relax since we introduced them to your podcast a week ago that was a popular topic of discussion we were an icebreaker yay how about that we are all very to this, so it was great to hear their thoughts on some of the topics you guys cover in your show.
After an hour or so, they invited us back to their place. Everyone got another round of drinks and they gave us a tour. Eventually, we settled in on the couch and had that awkward moment of transition you guys have talked about. It's funny how even though we've already played with them before, it still took a little time to shift gears. Luckily, the hostess had a couple of apps downloaded. Thanks again to your podcast. So this was the Wheel of Foreplay app. I'm telling y'all, it's great. Yeah, to break the ice. We played around with them a bit more, and I suggested a game of strip poker.
That seemed to do the trick. Now they had this huge Ottoman coffee table that was only slightly smaller than a futon. It didn't take long before that thing went from a poker table to center stage. We spent the next few hours soft swapping and having a great time. It was such a relaxed environment. We would play for a while and then take a break and talk and laugh.
Everyone was comfortable with each other and there was not a stitch of clothing on the next day we exchanged a few texts and even shared each couple snapshots how about that Kay and I happened to have Kay is her initial and I happened to have the same one there was a moment when Kay was laying on her back giving me a blow job and the other lady was going down on her while her husband was behind her. Wow. Then, just to show that they do have a sense of humor too, we also wanted to share a funny story with you guys. I guess we typically stop your podcast before it runs to the very end.
Last night, as you guys were winding down the show we started a little play time being otherwise occupied we let the show run until the absolute end we didn't know there was an outtake at the end there was something so funny about laughing when you're trying to go down on your partner we we had the giggles for a while after that and that's from a and k in new Orleans.
so thank you very much for for you all sharing your snapshots with us so that we can share them back because i think it's really cool um you know and to know that you're out there and hopefully these stories will help other people as well well i think it's hot that stories that you and i are sharing about ourselves are like turning other people on. I know. Well, speaking of that, speaking of that, I have one special final shout out that, um, and this is to Mr. Indiana and he'll know who he is. And, uh, Mr.
Indiana, um, has been struggling with a few health issues lately and he emailed us and said, I hear that you guys are going to do a podcast this weekend because I put out on Twitter and on our website that we are going to record and he said so we and he says I'm feeling really good at the moment and so we're inviting a bunch of our friends over for a play party and we're all going to listen to your podcast and then you know we're going to play and even though you guys can't be here you're going going to be here in spirit. I wish we could be there. Yeah, I wish we could be there, too.
So, I mean, how cool is it that we're honorary guests? I know. People are having a party and listening to our podcast. But also, how cool is it that that's how these people are in the lifestyle? I mean, you know, they're real people.
They're real health issues and other things going on and and the the lifestyle community is very supportive um and and actually i think what i would request from the ladies that are going to be at this party that you give mr indiana some special attention that's right yes and he can report back to us to find to see if you did a very good job so to our play party friends in Indiana, we want to thank you very much for listening. And we feel honored that we are your honored guests. That's right. And ladies, give him a little extra special attention from me, too. I'll be there in spirit.
Yeah, there you go. So I think that about does it for episode 10, Mrs. Jones. Anything else? I think we've been busy, you know, so now... We've got to start packing. We've got to start packing, I know. Get ready for Desire Pearl. Yeah. So, you know what we're going to be talking about next episode then. I know. Undoubtedly. And isn't it ironic that we're going to a clothing optional resort and we have so much to pack? Right. So, do you and your sexiest voice on iTunes want to ask for iTunes reviews again? Oh, we do like our iTunes reviews. We did get three more after your last request.
So we want to thank you all for that. We really appreciate it. And, you know, your, your feedback is encouraging. And, um, you know, sometimes you, you give us really insightful, um, feedback that kind of helps us reflect on how we could do things a little differently and you know what kind of topics we want to dive into in the future so you know it really is very helpful right so thank you for that in advance and thanks for the folks that did leave reviews they're very very flattering and very nice so we thank you for that. So if you want to contact us, the best way to do it is through email.
Wegotathing at gmail.com. And wegotathing is spelled W-E-G-O-T-T-A-T-H-I-N-G at gmail.com. Our website is spelled the same, wegotathing.com. You can leave comments on our website, but email is probably the better way. And don't forget. Oh, there's a picture. I want to get your permission to put up on our website. It was that shirt that you had on last Saturday. Oh, man. Well, OK. Mr. Jones and I are going to have to talk.
so anyway website we got a thing.com follow us on twitter at we got a thing and for those of you who haven't opened a twitter account you need to do that and join the conversation with us and the rest of the podcasters out there. So we also have a community on Cassidy. So if you're a member of Cassidy, you can join our community. If you're not a member of Cassidy, there's a link from our website that you can pass through to join. So that's how you can reach us. Please feel free to share your snapshots with us. We'd love to share them on our next episode. Yep.
And get them ready for New Orleans. Yeah, getting ready for New Orleans. So anyway, thanks for listening. We are Mr. and Mrs. Jones, and we've got to think. What's your thing? I'm the steak.
