BONUS Episode 13: We Gotta Swinger Diary- Part 2

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This podcast contains explicit language and content and is for mature audiences only. Hey you teenagers out there, if you're under 18, this show is more for your parents. So now that you have that mental picture stuck in your head, put some music on and get back to doing your homework. We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle. Care to join us? Welcome back, everyone. This is Mr. Jones. And I'm Mrs. Jones. And I'll see you next time.

welcome back everyone this is mr jones and i'm mrs jones and we want to welcome you to episode 13 part 2 of the we gotta thing podcast yeah originally back in this is november of 2015 and we originally recorded this back in august yes right after naughty new orleans right and the i the original idea was since this was a two-hour podcast we posted episode number one on we got a thing podcast and page and pen from swinger diaries posted this as episode two on the swinger diaries podcast and i I think it was their episode 19. Yes.

So Paige and Penn of Swinger Diaries have unfortunately decided to suspend their podcast for a while. And while their website is still active, they have removed all of their podcast files. They are still willing to share their podcast files with you if you contact them through their Swinger Diaries website, and then they can individually share them with you. But for now, they have decided to give us the episode part two of our time together with them in Naughty New Orleans this past summer, and we have inserted it into our lineup of podcast episodes.

Right, so you've probably heard this before, but we wanted to put it here to make it available for everyone and those who haven't heard these podcasts yet. It wouldn't make a lot of sense just to have, because we left everybody hanging, I think, on Friday night.

Yeah, so Naughty New Orleans is a multi-day event, and we met Penn and Paige on the day we got there on wednesday and kind of spent a great deal of time with them throughout the week so we ended our episode one which is our original episode 13 um kind of towards the end of friday night but there was a little more to be said about that evening and this episode that you're about to listen to kind of picks up, the end of playtime on friday night but then we managed to uh walk down the hall of the playroom area and visit the dungeon room right yes so what you'll hear um immediately following is uh this is our episode 13 right our episode 13 part 2 or 13.5 or whatever we got a swinger diary episode 13, right?

Our episode 13, part 2, or 13.5, or whatever. Yes, we've got a Swinger Diary, episode 13, now part 2. So enjoy. Yeah, so, gosh, we went back to our room that night. Those two hours, or two and a half hours, or whatever it was, was quite a roller coaster for us. But that kind of leads us into Saturday, which was the last day. Can I interrupt you for a second there before we get to it? Because a couple of things I'd like to just touch on or be curious about your thoughts on. One is at some point after that, you must have then had the conversation, hey, we think we'd want to do more.

And in all truth, Paige and I, we never had that conversation. We knew all along, we're very into these people. We're just having a great time. We'll go with whatever they're comfortable. And we never really thought about full swap, soft swap. It didn't matter really to us. But you must have had a conversation in which you discussed that. How did that happen? I think it happened that night, right? After we went back to our room. Yeah.

Because we spent a lot of time talking just about you know the whole evening from the pitfalls and the you know and then how amazingly it ended up turning out right and you all would have been really only the third couple that we've full swapped with and really the second recently and so this is relatively new to us but when we experienced that connection so so that same evening when we went back to our room and did our little debrief before we both passed out from exhaustion um it was gosh you know we think that was fun and sexy and yeah how would you feel about this because i really want to do it and we were both in agreement and then and then we passed out that's cute well we knew because we've heard your Thank you.

this because I really want to do it. And we were both in agreement. And then, and then we passed out. That's cute. Well, we knew, because we've heard your podcast, that that was a, that is for you a very special thing. It's not something you shared with very many people. And it never entered our mind, not because we were hoping to be included in your intimate circle, but rather because, you know, we respect, everybody's got boundaries and, hey, how could it be any hotter than this? We're having an awesome time. It wasn't like we were hoping for more.

We never really had that conversation at all. Well, and that was a part of it. Again, you know, I never felt any pressure. I never felt any nudging. You know, no one ever said to me in midstream, hey, do you want a condom or hey, do you want to do this? That, you know, it was such a natural evening. And the fact that there, there wasn't any of that pressure from you all or any conversation about that, that just made us want it more. Right. And so that's really what we learned about ourselves. And especially me, I, I like it to be, I don't like to be pursued. I don't like to be chased.

I like things to just happen organically and through the connection. And that's hard to describe to people. And it's hard when you have the conversation about expectations and boundaries. It's impossible to communicate something like that. But we knew through the progression of the week, not only sexually and what we did, but the connections that we had intellectually and emotionally and as friends, you know, everything was heading in that direction. So there was more than just the play that made us really comfortable with that decision. As a matter of fact, it really wasn't even a decision.

It was like, hey, I want a full swap with them. And I was like, yeah, me too. There was no, it was almost like we had already decided, but we just needed to verbalize it with each other just so we were okay with it. So I have to confess a high school moment. Um, so that was Friday night. So then Saturday morning, Mr.

Jones and I woke up and of course we were going to stumble out and get some coffee and some breakfast and I said hey why don't you text Paige and Penn and see if they want to go have breakfast with us or get some coffee or whatever so he did and we went on out because we were only going to a place like two blocks away from the hotel and you didn't respond to our text and you didn't respond to our text and I said I wonder if my text didn't send so I checked my phone and it said that it sent and then so i'm like all high school about it like oh my god they don't like us they don't like us anymore the sex must have been awful for them last night and they were just faking it or something i don't know it was ridiculous because then i started obsessing about it and and i think part of it was because i did like mildly you know have a nervous breakdown about the whole group room thing.

Oh, yeah. And then you had to, like, give me a therapy session. Right. And, you know, and then, of course, it ended up turning out amazing. But I kept thinking, oh, you know, now they know that I'm a kook. Yeah. You know, and I scared them off. And so, you know, and then finally, I think I, like, bullied Mr. Jones and sent in another text. Yeah. And then, Penn, you replied and said, oh my gosh, I just now noticed your text. And so right away, Mrs. Jones was like, okay, I'm not in high school anymore. I shouldn't be responding like this.

Yes, and the whole time it was, yeah, my phone was in my pocket and I never looked at it.

Yeah, I don't even think I had my phone with me didn't he had his in his pocket and we were just eating breakfast because I was so hungry yes right I don't even think we had I don't even think we had Paige we didn't even have your number at that yeah I think Penn was the main point of contact so anyway well to back up just one more moment because it's such a interesting story we don't have to retell it all we know you've talked about it on your most recent episode but after we left the playroom on Friday night and we kissed you and we said you know we're gonna uh you know it was it was not that late maybe one in the morning or something and uh we weren't quite ready to go to bed yet because you're at a hotel takeover and everything was exciting and fun and people are everywhere and you're away from the kids and you know you want to make it last so we wanted to pour it all in and something had always intrigued Paige just a little bit which is a new friend of ours who we had met John from the Blissbringers show of course we know he's got a proclivity to the dungeon he's often in the dungeon and he was there by himself unfortunately Mr.

Cindy wasn't there this week she couldn't make it because of work so he was by himself and what is really remarkable about this guy is that he loves to please. It's like he wants to play with people and that's what gets him riled up. It's what gets him off. It's what gets him excited. And we kind of wanted to watch that a little bit. It really was Paige who said, I just wanted to see him in action.

I just wanted to see him in his element because i've listened to his podcast and know enough to know that's what he likes so i was wanting to see him in action i just didn't want to be in the action no no kidding so without retelling that entire evening what's worth telling there is that we went into that room just to watch and john saw he saw you page walk into, walk into the room and his eyes got big like, oh, oh, it's Paige. Okay. I got to, I want to talk to her. I want to talk to her. And you got scared right away and you turned, started to walk out of the dungeon room.

And when you did, we started to walk down the hall and coming up the hall is Mr. and Mrs. Jones who kind of caused a roadblock for us. So we couldn't escape. You stopped stopped me from running away from John. Right, right. Yeah, we were like, what happened that she's running away already? So the four of us then, of course, John comes out in the hallway like, where are you going? Come in, come in. Like, come on, friends. Right. And that was what led us into that room.

The details of that evening you've told very, very from the first-hand perspective uh mrs jones being in this really erotic situation where you were teased and you were touched and different textures on your body and you were laid onto the spanking bench where you were rubbed from all directions and page and i got to sit there also and kind of join in the fun john would direct us with here take this, take this and rub her body here. Okay, now you need to just tap her a little bit here. And he would describe what he wanted from each of us. And the three of us, Mr.

Jones, Paige, and myself, were like his assistants in his evil plot to pleasure Mrs. Jones. What was really interesting about it was to watch John in action. And we've talked in other podcasts in the past about some of our dabbling in the BDSM community and just learning about some of the excitement that that world is. We've tried little bits of it, and it's just not a real excitement, not a big part of our world. But we know enough about it that we recognized John.

His eyes were, you know, on fire fire with excitement and he was loving orchestrating the show and he was also loving that he was giving this pleasure to someone who was brand new Mrs. Jones who had really never had this experience before so it was really fun and cool to see and we had a good time kind of helping join in the action and we learned a lot and it was fun to just watch him in his dance in his element all excited yeah I would say that we learned a lot too didn't we I learned a lot about myself and and I have to say I you know we Mr.

Jones and I've been talking a lot about that incident since it happened over the past few weeks and and I think because you guys were there and Mr. Jones was there and, you know, and prophetically you, the four of us had had lunch with John that very day, right? Yeah. It was that very day after the podcast palooza thing. So, you know, it was just kind of in, I guess, inevitable that the five of us were going to end up somehow connected like that. So, you know, that was a, that was very eyeopening. Yeah, it was. But back to Saturday.

Yeah, Paige was glad you were the one laying on the bench though. Yeah, I was, thank you, thank you, Mrs. Jones. Thank you for doing that. But back to Saturday, when we finally did get your text and we said, you had suggested let's meet for drinks spend some time together talking, we were just giddy with excitement. Yeah, that's true.

Right, and you guys talked a lot about that on the snapshot that you shared with us, and we appreciate you doing that, and the details of that particular event were spelled out there on the snapshot, but later in the evening, we well no i what i i don't think that we specified in the uh snapshot is when i oh right uh yeah we we met at pat o'brien's and we all had hurricanes and had amazing conversation but then it was time to move on to the bar takeovers so we were walking to the first uh takeover and uh page and i were walking on the street together and that was when i think i i don't even know how i managed to say it you did say we're not done with you guys yet i think we're ready for some full swap yeah i figured i just needed to go ahead and lay it out there and i think i was like okay great like that sounds fun let's go for it yeah yeah I think you said we've been waiting for you guys to say that to us Mr.

Jones and I were oblivious to it we were just walking along behind you two girls watching your asses from behind and we we were like in la-la land like well isn't this great look at these two hot women in front of us I didn't find out till later on in that evening when Paige came to me and said you know what Mrs.

Jones said to me while we were walking on the sidewalk and then Penn is like he didn't say she didn't say that to me how come she says all that to you I said it's a girl thing that's right yeah they say the girls are in charge in the lifestyle yeah exactly that's right but that was a noteworthy thing because it set the tone to say I guess they have us on their schedule we're on're on their dance card for tonight. It isn't like, well, you know, if we're all in the right place and we're in the right mood, maybe we'll play.

It was almost like you were anticipating it and it got us in the mode to say, okay, you're ours tonight. We want to go to dinner. We want to spend the evening and then we want to know that we're all going to be together tonight. Right. And we had such a good evening that we skipped the whole dance that night. Yeah, we never got dressed in our Mardi Gras outfits. Shame on us. I lugged that boa and those beads and those masks to New Orleans for nothing. I didn't hear you complaining that night. Right. We all agreed. We got back from the bars. We said, let's just take a nap for a minute.

Let's everybody try to get charged up. But as is the case with events like this, when you go to these types of events, it's all about sleep management. You're tired. You're up till late all the time and you're in high flirting mode and you're playing late and you're exhausted. And so when you can catch an hour of sleep, try to do it. So we all lay down about six o'clock and said, yeah, we'll meet at seven. And I'm telling you when the alarm went off 45 minutes later and you better get up and get in the shower and we're all meeting here in 15 or 20 minutes. It was tough. It was me.

I was like, I don't know if I can answer the bell. I was exhausted. Right. I was too. I had a headache. Mr. Jones was like really groggy. I couldn't even get him to talk to me. Yeah. I think Mr. Jones and I were both like walking in a daze because we went over to the Hustler store to walk through it, and I think I was just in a daze. Right, so you were both kind of zombies, and I knew that was, you know, we need to wake all up here because that'll happen sometimes when you just fall asleep.

We did walk through the Hustler store, the four of us together, and we kind of looked at toys and looked at costumes and just sort of the funny, some of the things that are right there at Hustler, which is part of the Bourbon Street experience. And then we all went to dinner. And honestly, my strategy was we need to take this sexy couple somewhere for dinner and we need to get them talking because that is what's going to invigorate Mr. Jones. He's such a good conversationalist. He's very intelligent and he's really worldly and sharp and well-versed and mostly just really introspective.

He doesn't mind to share some of his thoughts. So I thought I need to wake him up because I want to have some fun tonight and let's find a place where we can kind of get them talking. And sure enough, we went to just a little bar for dinner and we sat, and we started talking about personal lives and our experiences and our thoughts on kids and on families and on the lifestyle and what it means to our vanilla life. Right. And that really got everybody kind of charged up and more awake. Yeah, thank goodness we woke up. Right. Yeah. So much so that we decided to let's just skip the dance.

Yeah, well, the most interesting thing is i've never had such a great proposition is this as we came back from dinner it's about 10 30 at night and the dance is going on and the playrooms don't open yet till 11 and we walked into the lobby of the hotel and we walked to the elevators and as we pushed the button to the elevators to each go up to our own rooms we looked at each other and said said, so what, what should we do? We're going to get our, our Mardi Gras outfits on. The whole room got quiet and Mr. Jones stopped everybody. And he said, well, um, what are our options here?

And I was like, Oh, that sounds like an invitation. We all knew what that meant was like, do we really have to go to the dance? Why are we wasting our time? Couldn't we all just go get naked? You know, Mr. Jones, who plays coy and shy, he knows how to move the action along. That then, of course, took us into a fun evening of play. Yes, it was very fun. So we ended up in the white room that night. So I have to ask, I think, Penn, you were asking Paige about that room because it was kind of bright. Were you all comfortable when we went in there to begin with?

When you first said, oh, we liked the light room, I thought, oh, boy, I'm more shy. I'd rather go in somewhere darker. But it was fine. Hey, I just wanted to play. I didn't really care where we went at that point. Oh yeah. It didn't seem to bother you any. I just kind of noticed that maybe that room wasn't your style or something. I was just curious. Can I ask you, Mrs. Jones, I'm curious because when you made the announcement to Paige that you were interested in full swap, we imagined in our world that you would want privacy. You would want to maybe do that in our own room.

We understood it was special, unique, and intimate. And so when you suggested the playrooms, we were actually a little puzzled, like, really? You want to full swap in the playrooms? Okay, that's fine. And then when we chose the brightest room in the playrooms, that really puzzled us.

I can answer that for mrs jones she's an exhibitionist just a little just a little she likes for people to watch and so when there's more people in the room number one and number two it was so bright in there that people could see through the sheer curtains am i am i did i misspeak mrs no you didn't misspeak and and you know it was the last night and the and the play rooms just really add to it i love hearing the sounds of other people yeah you know sometimes the sounds are funny um which i guess could be a distraction but most of the time it just kind of like you know keeps things from being too serious so that you can just enjoy yourself and and at the same time it's sexy and sensual and and then if you have other hot people watching you that's right hot too yeah so it's the sights and the sounds and everything and the fact that we love the playrooms at naughty new orleans they do such a great job of being creative and being decorative and clean and you know that's all a part of the experience and love going to that floor with the exception of never getting any pizza yeah we've always missed the pizza we missed it every night there but i'll take sex over pizza well that's true you can get pizza anywhere but it was it was uh we were back in the back corner in that room and um later after we had said good night to all we actually went to the pool just to see what was going on and ran into a couple there.

And he happened to say, oh, we were on the bed next to you just a few minutes ago in the playroom. We were watching the four of you. And I thought, I didn't even know you were there. I was so in tune to what we were doing. I didn't know anybody else was even in the room. Yeah. You know our style. We like to really concentrate on the couple that we're with. We tend to kind of block out everything else that's around us. So we're not really exhibitionists. It's not that we mind if people want to watch because we so much enjoy watching others.

So if people want to watch, that's okay, but we don't get a charge out of it. We almost block it out. And that's what we did. Well, actually, I do, too. I don't really like to look at the people watching me, but I like knowing in my mind that they're watching me. And then, you know, once I know that, I don't really like to look at the people watching me, but I like knowing in my mind that they're watching me. And then, and then what, you know, once I know that I don't let it become a distraction because I like to focus on the task at hand, so to speak as well. Right.

And you know, one thing I wanted to ask you guys, especially after the last episode that you just did on hotel takeovers, and you made an interesting comment that we hadn't thought of before. And that was something along the lines of a lot of people like to go there, but not necessarily play. They like to watch or parade around and kind of just take in everything. And Nadia New Orleans doesn't seem to be like that. Everybody seems to be in there for a reason. And they want to, you know, they want to be participating in something.

So did you find not in new orleans to be different in that regard based on other hotel takeovers that you've experienced i think naughty was uh very similar to the lifestyle cruise we went on um people that go to naughty or the cruise they're they. They want to play. But when we do local hotel takeovers, you get a lot of pretenders, a lot of people who want to go to watch the show and who want to see what the lifestyle has to offer and aren't really in it, but want to be in the sexy environment. And there's nothing wrong with that. You know, the, the lifestyle is a spectrum.

I remember when we first started going to Desire and we were brand new and people would say, are you in the lifestyle? And we were like, no, of course not. We're just here for the sexy environment. And then somebody clued us into the fact that if you're here and you're naked and you're at Desire, even if you're not touching anyone else, you're in the lifestyle. You may be on one end of the spectrum, but it's a very wide spectrum and everybody in it does it in a little bit different way. So even we, for a long time, all we did was watch and that was plenty for us.

And even now we often go to events without the real intention to be with anybody else or join in. We want to watch and we want to be in that sexy atmosphere and then be together.

So's a whole spectrum of that i thought that existed at naughty and in other places too do you find that do you guys like to watch um we rarely get in it because we don't really have a lot of clubs near where we live yeah we don't really get in that environment very much but like when we're at desire and we're in the hot tub late at night you know i really like watching people on the jacuzzi bags but the point the point i the perspective i was coming from is we did that um synergy event that we podcasted about in episode four at new year's and the different rule was that not in new orleans when you went to the playroom floor you had to have a robe on or lingerie that means you were were serious.

But at that other part, you know, at the Synergy event, that wasn't the rule. And remember, people kept filing around and filing around and filing around. And so there were a lot of people up there that probably were just up there to observe and to watch where this was completely different.

So I like the fact that if you're going to go to the second floor, you're going to be be participating in something or at least you're going to look like you are right so we went into the white room the light colored room and we got onto the corner bed which was a nice little more private area but still in this very exciting room as we laid down on the bed and we all got naked pretty quickly because we're all friends now we're all comfortable being naked we've done that several times before.

And as we laid there all together on the bed, I wanted to put it out there, sort of throw it out because we hadn't, the four of us, discussed full swap. I know the two girls had agreed to it between each other, but we hadn't talked about it as a foursome. So I kind of awkwardly threw out in the middle of it before we got started, hey, I understand that full swap might be on the table. And if that's something you're comfortable with, no pressure, but if that's something you want to do, we're interested. And it was Mrs. Jones who said, yeah, she said, oh yeah, I was in. Yeah.

Before, before I even had a chance to open my mouth, she was, she agreed. It's not that any of us was unsure about that.

It just that you wanted to have it on the table and i and we really appreciated that because you know again it just it showed that you were you know kind of sensitive to art and experience and and just making sure there were no misunderstandings right right and you know and you don't want to have that conversation midstream you know anyway so that was the time to have it just as a quick aside here we're often you know we get emails from uh listeners and occasionally people who are newer to lifestyle will ask us a very common question which is how do you know that you want to take it to the next level how do you how do you make that offer to people and you know the surprise to me is we never worry about getting rejected, not because we're so awesome or gorgeous or perfect, but because by the time that decision is made that we're headed that direction, everybody knows it.

We don't ever go to people with whom we have a really tenuous connection and say, so are you interested in playing tonight? Because then you have a legitimate chance of being rejected. Honestly, for us, we already know the answer before we ask the question. And that was the case here. Right. Yeah. So we were in that room and things started. Clothes came off. Yeah. Clothes came off quickly. I mean, like you said, by third time, we were much more comfortable with each other, and it moved rapidly. Not too fast, but we definitely had an objective. I think I lasted maybe 40 seconds this time.

The girls had an objective. But this time, I was lucky, and I had Mrs. Jones between my legs. Yes, I think we ganged up on you, Paige, and that was fun. Okay, I want to hear the girl's account of what happened here, because this was, in my mind, one of the hottest things that happened the entire week. Right, I agree. You want to tell this part or you want Mrs. Jones to tell it? Mrs. Jones can tell it.

Well, we all started out, I think Paige and i started kissing a typical beginning and of course that was fun and i think as i started kissing different parts of her body i think the guys decided that they had an opportunity to to weave their way in and i ended up down between Paige's legs and I got to see how fast I could make her come yes that's what I remember too. So the girls are kissing. Mrs. Jones slides down Paige's body as she's laying there on her back, and Paige gets so turned on when it's a woman, especially when it's a girlfriend like this, and it's intimate and it's hot and sexy.

I know her body. I know her arousal and I can see her tensing her muscles and getting really rigid because I know Mrs. Jones is like in the perfect spot. And you're right, Mrs. Jones, I can never resist when I see her that excited. And so I kind of rudely put my hand kind of down near where your mouth was and I put my fingers into Paige. That was so hot. I loved it when you did that. That was so hot. That was not fair at all. That's cheating. I have no control at that point. I said a couple minutes ago, we ganged up on you. I wasn't kidding. We did. So that was hot.

And I knew that would get her off. And she lasted about 10 seconds with my finger inside. And you know another reason I like that? I mean, I've played with, you know, a few women, and I know they always say, oh, it's easy for girls to go down on other girls because we have the same parts. Well, I don't lick myself, you know? So you guys have a lot more experience with that because you have been giving us pleasure for years and years and years.

And, you know, so, yeah, I have those parts and I know where the parts are and how they work, but I don't have practice in playing with those parts like this. So, you know, when a husband will jump in and give me some help or Mr. Jones will jump in and give me some help, I always appreciate that because, you know, I want to make sure I do a good job that, you know, especially after, um, her pages track record earlier in the week, I'm like, I can do this. It was hot to watch you two women together. And of course, girl on girl is hot for guys to watch. And Mr.

Jones and I had a good time, you know, really kind of being spectators. And one thing that just about all men know is that watching two women together is fun and hot and sexy. But honestly, for me and for most guys, watching two women put on a show is really not all that sexy. I mean, it's not that hot when they're doing it knowing that they're being watched. What's hot and sexy is to watch my wife in pleasure with someone that she's excited is giving her pleasure. Not a show, but an honest, tender exchange of passion. And that's what we got to watch. Right. And every time that Mrs.

Jones is with another woman, women just look so naturally comfortable together and i i appreciate that, that the softness and the tenderness and, you know, the exploring naturally, and for something that, you know, doesn't normally occur, it really looks natural, and of course, Paige and Mrs.

Jones made it look easy um okay now to the now to the hot part mrs jones tell me the part i want to hear about so i don't remember the sequence of events did did my display of craziness happen after yes right after i'll set it up for you sweetheart okay so page has this Paige has this great orgasm, my finger inside her, your tongue on her clit. She comes, she, as she always does, slaps the bed, says, stop. You can't touch me. I'm too sensitive. Stop. And she giggles and she laughs and she rolls over. And Mrs. Jones, in this pride of, yep, I know just what to do and look what I did.

I'm so proud of myself. She giggles too. So Mrs. Jones then kind of slides up Paige's body as Paige is laying on her back. I'll see what to do. And I look what I did. I'm so proud of myself. She giggles too. So Mrs. Jones then kind of slides up Paige's body as Paige is laying on her back and lays on top of her chest to chest in this embracing. I was squeezing her tight. Like, thank you. You made me feel so good. Right. Oh, right. And then I started kissing you. Yes.

And so I just slid my knee in between your legs and kind of wrapped my legs around your legs, and I was squeezing you tight, kissing you. That's right, and we were kissing. And I, honest to goodness, I did not know I was doing this. Oh, I knew it. I did, I did.

But after a few minutes, I realized I was so wet and excited, and I realized that I was like humping your thigh because you had your thigh between my legs and all of a sudden I was like oh my gosh I feel like I'm going to have an orgasm what's going on here because like I hadn't played with either one of the men yet it was just Paige and I playing around and I had been down between her legs which I obviously found very exciting and and then all of a sudden I was like the way Paige had her thigh between my legs it was just her thigh was rubbing on my clit and I was like humping it was so awesome it was so sexy two naked women Paige on her back Mrs.

Jones on top of her with Paige's thigh between Mrs. Jones like and Mrs. Jones, like a high school kid, is sliding up and down on Paige's thigh. And Paige is tensing her thigh muscle to try to give her something hard to rub against. And Mrs. Jones is like humping her thigh. It was so hot. It was so awesome. I had an orgasm. I had an orgasm humping your thigh. A thigh-gasm. A thigh-gasm. It was a thigh-gasm.

Well, you know, we talked about that afterwards because mrs jones says have i ever done that to you and i said yes you have but and she said but i've never finished on you and that's and i said that's because you don't have to you usually jump on top of me because i have a body part that page doesn't have you know so you really had no choice i mean you did have choice, but you just kept going and you had an orgasm right on her thigh. And then she said she wasn't going to wash her thigh. I know. The next morning in the shower, I was like, should I leave this leg out? It was so hot.

I've never seen that before. That was pretty hot. It was very hot. And it was hot and sexy and funny at the same time. And it lightened the mood. Right. It was intimate. You know you're good friends with somebody when you can, like, hump something and get off in front of them. Yeah, it was hot. So that got all of us in a more comfortable mood. And obviously we were all turned on at that time. Right. And what I've learned that I have to do, and Paige, you were very attentive and very good.

And what I found that I have to do, and this probably won't work for you when you think of puppies and whatever else that you think about in order to stop. But when you're going down on me, if I at all look at what Mrs. Jones is doing, that just usually sends me over the top.

So normally I have to keep my eyes eyes closed and sometimes if i'm able to look down and mrs jones is not in my direct line of sight then i can actually enjoy the the view of another woman being you know doing that to me and that's what happened that night we were kind of t-shaped that night yeah yeah so i was able to to observe and really I think Penn and I were kind of like behind your head especially after watching you have your thigh gasm you know I was I was pretty ready to go at that point I think we all were yeah so from from my perspective both the girls decided to go down on the men which was terrific And I remember sort of laying back and having Mrs.

Jones in her amazing blowjob technique going on me. And I'm, like, loving it. And I've got my eyes closed, just enjoying the sensation. And occasionally I would open my eyes and I'd look over, as I love to do, at Paige with Mr. Jones. And occasionally I would look at Mr. Jones to see, is he watching his wife or is he watching page? And almost the whole time he's watching page, I almost smile to myself thinking, yeah, I know why you're watching, because if you watch your wife, you will not last long, my friend. Well, there's two reasons. Yeah, that's number one.

But number two, you know, like you used the we're devoted the word devoted um you know when a woman wants to do that to me that's a gift and and to be able to and men are visual anyway and to and to be able to watch her watch you page do that to me is very um it's meaningful it's meaningful and of course it helps with you know uh stimulating me at the same time but it's just there's more to it it's more than just a blow job it's you know somebody's devoted to you for that period of time and when somebody likes to do that and wants to do that it's evident and so that's a part of why i like to watch too because if I see a woman that's really into it, I love to watch that because that's really meaningful.

So after a while of oral, I think I was the one that said, all right, already, like, let's get the condoms out. This is what I've been waiting for. Like it's time. Yeah. Yes. And this is when, so the first thing that flashes through my mind again, because I'm a fan of your podcast is, is Paige saying, don't break the cookie. But fortunately I'm a, you know, I'm not a rambunctious when it comes to that anyway.

And so I was I knew that I thought I knew that my style was going to be, you know, something page that you, you know, could connect with because we both have connected for two or three days in a row now. And I felt pretty confident that I was I knew I was going to enjoy myself and I was hopeful that you were going to enjoy it as well. Yeah. And, you know, you were just fine. My cookie was just fine, actually wanting more.

But, you know, just a testament to our friendship is as the guys are getting the condoms on i said to mrs jones so now that they're putting condoms on have you ever done that do you know how to put a condom on and mrs jones says to me nope not at all and i said yep me neither yeah so the poor guys are trying to stay hard fumbling trying to get the condoms on and And Mrs. Jones and I are just like, yeah, I've never done that before. They're just chatting. Yeah, you know what? It's funny that you mentioned that because, Paige, you went down on me first, and then Mrs. Jones went down on Penn.

And so during that period of time, when I went to put the condom on, I wasn't as hard as I was when you were giving me a blow job. And so and I never even thought of I'm inexperienced at putting a condom on. So I grab I get up and grab the condom and it's about halfway on. And I realize, why is this thing not going on? And it's because, oh, because I've lost my. But fortunately, I just all I had to do and I shared this with Mrs.

Jones, all's I had to do was look over at, at she and Penn and almost instantly, you know, it returned and I was able to, you know, get, get it back on and get on with the task at hand. So, but it seemed to slow you down much. Well, it was just my inexperience because, you know, I, I mean, I don't know use it. I mean, I'm learning again how to do it, but it's funny at my age, you know, these things that I'm still learning how to do, but, um, it didn't take me long. I really enjoyed it and we were missionary and, you know, the orgasm that I had was very intense.

Uh, and, uh, it was, it was really um a very natural orgasm and I just enjoyed myself and it was almost a perfect culmination to the to the four days you know there that what a great way to to end you know our time together and so I anyway I really enjoyed it you could tell. From my perspective, so Mrs. Jones and I were together, of course, while you were doing that, and it's very hot to look over and see you, Mr.

Jones, laying on top of Paige, and you're in missionary, and I'm watching that beautiful image of the two of you together, naked skin on each other and the rocking motion back and forth as you're inside her. And I always know she's having a great time when I look over at Paige and I watched her naked legs reach up around your back, just over your ass, like around the middle of the small of your back. And she linked her legs around your back and linked her feet together. So she is almost pulling you with her legs into herself. It was, it's so hot.

I watched that and I knew she was wanting more of you. And that, when I see that, it gives me the comfort to say he, his style matches with hers. He's not too rough. He's, you know, he's intimate and tender with her and she wants more and that's a sign of a good lover is someone that takes the cues and will give more and allows your partner to to want more to ask for more that's what I saw so seeing that got me really excited and of course I laid Mrs.

Jones down and got between her legs and slid into her and it was natural and sweet and what I got to do was I enjoyed a few minutes on top of her and then eventually what I really enjoy is I sat up from her and I laid watched her lay flat on her back underneath me and I was able to kind of get up on my on my haunches sort of on my knees and sit back on my legs so that I would would still be able to penetrate her, but also to watch her and look at her face and smile at her and make eye contact with her while I was inside of her. And that was...

And about that time, if I can interrupt, I had finished first. And Paige and I rolled over and kind of laid together and watched. And Paige whispered to me, don't worry, he's not going to be much longer because he's been waiting two days to do this. Okay, that's true. I'm an amazing lover. I just can't hold out. Yes, you are. But I have this extremely hot woman I've been chasing for like three days underneath me. So, yes, it was very hot, really sexy. And the way it actually ended for me was the two of you had finished. And I knew, Mr. Jones, that you were watching us.

And that was hot because I knew you were enjoying watching your wife in pleasure underneath me. And Paige actually put her hand out and put her hand on Mrs. Jones and on I, each of us. And she touched each of us, kind of rubbing us as I was with her. And I knew that she was there and we were connected and she was comfortable with what I was doing and that you were watching and enjoying it too.

And that got me over the edge very quickly yeah and i and i i like mrs jones you you tell how that ended for you because that was very meaningful for both of us well right before i mean before pen and i even started um you know you and and page had started first and and pen and i just laid there for a few minutes and watched you two. And, and that was just hot. And, and again, Penn was working his magic and he was, you know, telling me what we were looking at. And, and I just think that the, that is so sexy and, and, um, just so, I guess erotic is the right word.

So, you know, so then when you guys finished, we were just kind of, you know, kind of really getting going and it just, it was so, it felt so good because I knew that you were okay with it and I trusted Penn and I knew Paige trusted me to be with her husband. So I was able to just let all of my head space just go away and just let my body feel this amazing man making love to me.

And so I'm I'm enjoying all the physical sensations and Penn was looking at me and I was looking at him and and it was just so sexy because he's so handsome and then I look over and here's my new friend Paige smiling at me as her husband's with me and then I look at you and I can't begin to express the look on your face I mean you you looked at me and you were happy and you were turned on because I'm having sex in front of you with somebody and I reached out my hand and um and you grabbed my hand and as Penn finished and had his orgasm with me, you and I were holding hands and that was how, I don't know.

It's just, it was amazing. It was amazing. Yeah. And by that time, Penn had, he had buried his, his head in your shoulder. And so you looking at me wasn't a distraction for him. And we had actually clasped forearms. I mean, I had actually grabbed your forearm. And as he got closer to orgasm, you squeezed harder and harder. And the connection that we had there was, I mean, you had tears in your eyes when that happened. It was just amazing. Yeah.

It was something that is indescribable and you can't how do you describe that to somebody who isn't in the lifestyle who is thinking about that that you can possibly have such a strong emotional experience and a connection with your wife people with your wife while she's having sex with another man and and His wife is laying there naked next to me. How do you describe that? Impossible. And his wife is laying there naked next to me. How do you describe that? Impossible. And his wife is cheering me on. Impossible. I know, I know.

Yeah, I think when we all agreed that we would kind of tell this story back again, and hopefully for people who are listening, obviously we hope what they get out of it is some excitement and some visual imagery to imagine the sexy times that we had.

But to bring us full circle back to where we started, a big reason why we podcast, why we're willing to tell these intimate details is because we hope that other people get a glimpse of not the hot, sexy, erotic, I can't wait to get off type experience, but the fact that it really does bring you closer together as a couple, it makes you more intimate, more connected. It enhances your love and your relationship with each other. And yes, it makes amazing and dear new friends, but you're exactly right. It's hard to describe, but hopefully people get that message.

For Paige and I, a big part of why we podcast is because when we first listened to people who had podcasts or some of the other podcasts that were out there, we felt like one thing that was missing was couples who expressed how their love was deepened and enriched by swinging and how that's really not that uncommon. In fact, it's very common. Most of the people that we know, most of our friends in this lifestyle have that same experience. This is an enhancement of their marriage.

And hopefully, if you hear the gory details of our encounter together, that's the most important message that you pick up is we make amazing new friends, but in the end, it enhances our own relationships. Right. And I think that's what we've learned. And we always come away from any experience, and especially this one, and we get on, gosh, the silly thing that I did was book the 7.30 a.m. flight the next day. But, you know, as we're getting home, we're talking about, you know, what did we learn?

And the fact of the matter is, the more we distanced ourselves from the weekend, the more clearly we're able to look back and see the growth and remember the conversations and remember being more forward than I was before and remember offering to go back to somebody's room that I haven't done before. And so there are these things that you can look back and pick out and you say, you know what? I'm growing. I did a better job at that, or I still made a mistake here. Or when we had that experience, look how we handled that as a couple.

So we've been spending the last two weeks and obviously in our podcast also reflecting back as a couple and as individuals too, not only the great experiences that we had and the friends that we made and the fun that we had with you all, but, you know, how did that impact us? And how now are we, you know, that much more comfortable and confident and going down this path that we're on in this lifestyle? So it was quite an amazing weekend. It was. We love you guys. Yeah, we sure had fun. We love you, too. We had a great time. Yeah. Sure was fun. Yeah. So, wow, what a great conversation.

And, you know, thank you all for taking the time out of your night. And we're just happy to be able to recount this and excited at the same time. I mean, I think it's still early in the evening, Mrs. Jones. We're going to have to go.

evening recreate some of this so it was a fun great time we appreciate it we're excited to have new friends and we're looking forward to seeing you again soon yes let these a few hundred miles between us not become an obstacle yeah it's something that's not uncommon when you go to these types of events you often meet people from all over the country, sometimes all over the world, and you make really precious friendships with them that even though you have a great distance between you, you are able to get back together occasionally.

And when you do, you pick right up where you left off because you have this common bond. Yeah. So I'll just say this in closing, especially for those who listen to the Swinger Diaries podcast, you know, the couple that you listen to and the couple that you're fans of, we can vouch for them being just an authentic couple. They're beautiful people inside and out. And everything that you hear is real and it's from their heart. And for what it's worth, you know, we just wanted to let you all know that. That's kind of you to say. Obviously, you can't hide who you are.

We can't hide it and you can't hide it either. And the personalities that you hear that come through a podcast, you can only whitewash and cover it up for a short period of time. But if you spend any time, you're going to get to know who the people really are. And it's the reason why, as we've talked since then, we've talked about, you know, some of the contact that we have with listeners and what they appreciate about it. And we know how much your listeners enjoy your genuine sincerity and, you know, your willingness to share it.

So we hope that everybody enjoys the fact that we're willing to share our intimacy, the four of us, and that that hopefully inspires some people toward the same. Yes.

And, you know, as you encounter these like obstacles along the way, uncomfortable situations, you know, if you just kind of power through them as a couple and keep that communication open, then you have these rare occasional experiences that you're like, yes, You you know it's like being a golfer and hitting that great golf shot you know just every once in a while that keeps you keeps you in the game and um so you know you not every encounter with a couple is going to be a home run but when you have that special encounter and that special connection it and it and you see the growth that you have in your own marriage it kind of you know makes it all worthwhile because everything is a growth experience yep home run so all right well thanks a lot guys we really had a lot of fun thank you so much so wow that brings back some really amazing memories.

Yes, I know. We've talked to them recently about getting on our calendar and trying to meet them halfway between here and there. We're not going to try. We are going to meet them halfway between our two homes. Not only are we going to do that, but today we signed up for Not in New Orleans 2016. Yes, we did. And we know we're going to see Paige and Penn there again, along with some other long-distance friends we have, and I'm sure a good time will be had by all. But what you can be assured of is that there will be future installments of We Gotta Swing or Die. I believe that's fairly certain.

Yeah, I think we can count on it. Yeah, so thanks for listening.

If you you want to even though page and pen's podcast is not available you can get their audio files at swingerdiaries.wordpress.com and they'd be glad to if you contact them they'd be glad to send you links to their to their other episodes they are still active in the lifestyle oh yes they have just strictly decided to stop podcasting for now um but for now i'm sure if um you live out in the midwest you'll see them out and about or if you see them at desire or what other crazy adventures they managed to stumble into they're still definitely getting around definitely and if you'd like to contact us you can contact us on our website at wegotathing.com where you can contact us on our website at wegotathing.com or you can follow us on Twitter at wegotathing or we have a Cassidy community at wegotathing.

And also our email address is wegotathing. That's all one word, W-E-G-O-T-T-A-t-h-i-n-g at gmail.com Is that it, Mrs. Jones? That is it for now. You're going to make me go back to painting the house? Yes, time to get back to work. Okay. It's either paint the house or put up the Christmas tree. Yeah. We are Mr. and Mrs. Jones, and we got a thing. What's your thing? We'll see you next time.