We talk with Babydoll and The Law! – P12

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this is C and this is D and this is swinging down under well folks we've got some some interesting pals along for the evening illustrious guests illustrious guests yeah well that's happening why are they pissing themselves laughing on the other side of the table I mean guys this is serious we should I know we should have shouldn't have done the wine and the cheese probably did it well you say so well you have heard our uh our previous podcast where we do talk about putting out snacks for your swinging friends and um you know we've placed some snacks on the table this evening so it's good um but look back to who we want to introduce you know our very good friends from our secret spot here in sydney um run the the amazing club that we'd love to visit on the weekends and have thankfully given us a bit of their time tonight and can talk about a little bit of debauchery perhaps.

But I'd like to introduce... Have a go at you wrapping these people up. I mean, shit. Do you want to know a prorota? They're blushing. Please, come on, please. But otherwise, I would like to introduce The Law, a.k.a. Lawrence. Hello, everyone. Whoa. Get that baritone out of me. I'm the cool one in this group. Ladies, stop sliding off your seats. And, of course, Babydoll, who we love so much. Thank you. We do love the Babydoll.

Yeah, for those who have been following our Twitter feed, I actually put up a little bit of a sassy photo earlier today of Babydoll in her leathers, cute little bra and panty number. Oh, interesting. I have to go look at that one, actually. It's you posing on the cage. Oh. And I haven't stopped looking at it. Just stop it. He's looking at it now. It's a little bit awkward. It is a bit awkward. For the listeners. So as C tries to get up our – actually, that's a poor choice of worlds.

As C tries to find our notes for this particular event – she has already now because it took me so long to get to it. We have a number of questions that we've outlined for these guys, mostly around OSS, of course, and also we try to dodge the real old boring questions like, how did you get into the lifestyle? How long have you been in the lifestyle? What does the lifestyle mean to you? Have you touched each other whilst in the lifestyle? You know, just the – No, never. No. How's celebracy working out for you guys good? It took so well. took so well.

So, yeah, we're going to throw a few interesting questions at the guys and girls. Interesting. And, of course, actually there's only one at this point that you people have heard, one that we wanted to clear. We needed to get through the filter. Everything else, everything else is open slather. And let's be honest, we're not really that organised. So there's probably going to be a whole lot of questions we ask on the way through that we hadn't planned on. I'm going to let C start though because she's the queen of this stuff. Well, actually, so I'm not going in any particular order.

So really, Dee's going to have to remember which question I've actually asked. You need to checklist that where you can tick it off what you can ask. Again, the organisation. And this is why these people own the club and we don't. That's right. What I want to talk about is actually Red Hot Pie. So we actually visited your club prior to ever knowing what Red Hot Pie was and I remember that was the third time, I believe, where somebody said, what's your Red Hot Pie handle? And I said, what is Red Hot Pie?

But my question is, so when you're looking at Red Hot Pie profiles, We'll see you next time. It was the third time, I believe, where somebody said, what's your Red Hot Pie handle? And I said, what is Red Hot Pie? But my question is, so when you're looking at Red Hot Pie profiles, what would stand out for you, make you interested in that particular profile and then make you want to perhaps ask questions or respond to that profile? I'm going to throw this out. Corny and or what? At Babydoll. Oh. I was going to be like, Lawrence would really, really have an answer for that one.

I'll just interject quickly. Go for it. I'll be like, he's got it. And by quickly, he means answer the question. No, no. You hear that red hot pie? We bring you people who have heard of red hot pie. Oh, okay. I'll answer the question. It's totally fine. We're going to support our supporters. See, look. Red hot pie is good.

I don't know know my favorite thing is not having to see a vagina or a penis as your profile picture yeah having a nice body or a sexy pose or something that's kind of subtle but still leaves a lot to the imagination draws me into that person and goes i want to talk to them there's something want to find out about them. And not having to see everything still gives me the illusion that, oh, there's something there I want to find out. Yeah, you're right, because vaginas and penises, we had the discussion before we started the podcast, vaginas and penises can generally be quite… Confronting?

Especially out of context. Oh, yeah. If it's just the vagina. A disassociated vagina. A vagina that's a bit wet, you're like, what's going on there it's just a disassociated vagina a vagina there's nothing scarier than a disassociated disassociated vagina disassociated penis is okay because you know everybody's seen a dildo in their time oh I've got like five in my drawer right now I can go get them but think of but think of right now a um a fleshlight a fleshlight good lord this is look they're not that bad is Dee talking right now. He does not represent everyone on this one.

Sorry, you'd love a... Well, he doesn't have one yet. Yet. A penis or what? Well, there's only one person who's checked in this room so far, and that's baby doll penis? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Check. Good job. So, you know how you recommended the check sheet? Yep. Yep, we just ticked one. We did one. So, photo draws you in. Something a little bit seductive or interesting. Maybe a little bit artsy. Yes, and someone that can spell. So, when I can... Grammar, people. Yes. Grammar. This is important. Use. Use, bro. The letter U in place of U, Y-O-U, is not acceptable.

Because we're not texting each other, right? No. But even in text, it's not appropriate. So you read people's profiles? Yes. You would read their... Excellent. Yeah, there's a lot of criterias I think we took. There's a couple who we're great friends with. He's my BFF in the couple. He's basically his boyfriend. On their RHP profile, it says, you will be judged if your grammar and spelling is poor. Maybe I'm thinking we should put that on ours too. We do judge you on that. We've actually read that. Yeah, I think a lot of people have that actually.

And, you know, for me, I think that incomplete profiles. So you can actually select the standard text and it says, you know, we're looking for this, we want this. Especially when we're looking for single guys. I think that. They're the hardest thing to find, right? Okay, everyone goes, single girl is a unicorn. No, they're easy to find. Decent ones are hard to find. Yes. Single guys that are appropriate, that they're charming, they're good, they're worth the while. And also still manly enough. They're the unicorn. Yeah, they are. Okay, to a girl, they're the unicorn. No, it is true.

I don't know. still manly enough. They're the unicorn. Yeah, they are. That's not actually true. Okay, to a girl, they're the unicorn. Yes, the sexy single male is a unicorn. Agree. I've decided. Yeah, I agree. So we're putting away the word stunt cock. What cock? Yeah, stunt cock. Stunt cock, that's no good. You can't address that in the subject line. Oi, stunt cock. Not a good way to start. Kick off. Then you will be judged. So, C's just passed over our list of notes, which is well trapped in an iPhone because we were that prepared.

We did it in the car on the way back from the Blue Mountains. Just west of Sydney, people. Good place to go. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, nice work. I've been there a handful of times myself. I actually have never been. What? Oh, Dave. I'm sorry now. We might have a new question now. Who are you and where have you been? So the question is, why did you open the club? Now, I think... I will leave that to Lawrence. I was going to say, were you guys together when the club was open? Yes. Yeah, okay, okay. But for how long? When it actually opened, we'd been together just over a year. Okay.

So when the planning and preparation was going on, it would have been starting at about... Three months? No. Yes. No, that was when I had the idea just for the business. I always had that idea you even met me so but i'm talking about actually opening the club we started in about december of 2013 and we started going out in april of 2013 so someone quickly do the maths for me that's nine months nine months okay yeah so you okay so just to flip to baby doll for a second yeah you aware of the club? Very aware. When you first started off with? Yes.

I was very aware of the idea, especially because our first date, he was like, oh, actually, this is what I'm into. I'm into swinging. I like this. I like that. And like the first date laid down everything, everything, like to the point that this is what I like. If you don't like it, it's not going to work.

Honestly, way it really does it does and communication is obviously key to any relationship yeah and how many how many times have we heard that little tidbit during a swingers podcast so so lauren so you're thinking about opening the club you're going through how to figure it out what to do you know and and so what kind of put that into motion for you what was it that just threw it out there for you in the universe I'm gonna I'm gonna own a club what always been interesting I'm just gonna quote something from maybe he's gonna read the guys okay I'm just I'm just gonna speak over you because this is my podcast just FYI Lawrence Lawrence is significantly bigger than me.

So I was just going to use a quote. It's because you're the king of swinging and you bring all the swingers to you. That was just a laugh. I did it on national radio. You did do it on national radio. Just a one-off, right? Listen to the Kyle and Jackie O podcast for the date of... Oh, I don't know. A few days before today. We'll just forward it to you guys. We have no idea. Actually, we'll put it up on our Twitter feed. So we'll put the Twitter feed up. So swinging down under. And you can check out that Twitter feed of Lawrence and, well, Babydoll speaking on the Kyle and Jackie O show.

Sne or juliet or juliet yeah yeah um so what happened was i've always been interested in the adult industry i mean when i was with my ex you know i always talked about opening up a a brothel or something like that but we got into this lifestyle and i thought that's probably a good entry level in terms of capital needed to to start up a business like this. And what really was the ultimate catalyst was the lack of variety in Sydney. There was really only one other club, which, you know, some people like, some people don't like. I'll let you pick where I stand on that issue.

And we'll ask you later. Yeah, we'll ask you later, we'll sort it out later. I decided I'd like to open my own, and then, you know, this was a couple of years in the making, you know, being selective for who I spoke with about it, and then eventually found the right person who became my business partner, and we both had the same ideas and the same concepts, so we made an agreement and we opened the club and Babydoll was along for the ride. Whoa. I'm feeling we should have, there's like a business part. There's a tear. There's a tear rolling down my cheek right now. This is amazing.

There was some heart in there. There was some heart in that. Yeah. I liked it. I mean, it's really good.

We've openly obviously praised the club where we we we enjoy going there and every time we go there we have fun whether we get late or not because generally you know the the worst night in a swinging event is you come home and check you know you know it's the worst night i mean that's terrible it's terrible when you are thinking about joining the lifestyle um those first few events or kind of uh you know toe dipping into the lifestyle i think they're extremely important and for us visiting our secret spot i think that if it didn't go as well as it had after our kind of second and third visit i don't i don't know whether we'd continue and that's actually probably a pretty frequent thing that we hear is that couples, if they don't enjoy the first few events, they get out of the lifestyle because they think it's not for them.

But in actual fact, maybe they're going to the wrong party, the wrong people. You're right, actually. We've got a couple friends who are a couple. Oh, she was out. They're a little outside of our age range, right? I mean, they're lovable. They're really, really nice people. But they're just a bit like sea shagging of dad, you know? So just not entirely right. We're not entirely ageous, but it's just a long way away. I think probably 25 years is a bit of a gap, right? I feel like I should come up with a gap then. No, that's all right. No? No? Continue.

So the first time we met these guys was actually at a party that we hated and they hated as well. And it was their third attempt. And she said, that's it, I'm done. I will never go to a party again or anything. Well, no, she said she was out. She doesn't want to be in the swinging lifestyle.

And it's a shame when that happens, especially to the lady of the couple because they can make or break whether they stay in the lifestyle and that was a big thing as well going into creating the club and you know jessica attested this where i was like it has to appeal to women oh exactly that's why if it's not appealing to the ladies we're dead in the water if you're not feeling sexy sexy is not going to happen But like put it this way You let me design the whole club And obviously all the approval went through you And our business partner The financial side Like yes we can This is feasible I want this I want this I want that I want chandeliers I want flowing with champagne Off a woman's breasts Exactly I was like I want female dancers I want female dancers.

I want everything sexy. I've got champagne. She has breasts. Let's just go there. It'll be fine. It'll be sorted. Don't worry. Pro bono. I don't know. But if the female's not comfortable, the situation's not on. And I know that in my own relationship that if I'm not comfortable, unfortunately, it's just not on. We can't do it. Baby, though, you've actually led me into my next question, which I'm going to aim at you.

And, I mean, going back to one of our original podcasts, you may remember we spoke in great detail about visiting our secret spot, exactly what we experienced, how we went through the club, the rooms we experienced. And, you know, admittedly, you guys have kind of said to us it was interesting seeing it from our eyes. So my question to you is give us a description from your eyes of our secret spot. I don't know. To me, it's almost turned into my second home.

So let's start with – let me break this up into two because there were two questions in there that we agreed upon before we started the podcast. First one is the feel, the general vibe, the general vibe of the club, what you were aiming for, given that you're the artistic intelligence behind the couple. Oh, it's so flattering. I'm intelligent. And then he says with his best Westy accent. And then, of course, there's the actual description of what the layout is. Now, we went through the functional side of it. Yeah, the functional side of it.

Because, you know, you can't have a swingers club without a swing. Or two. Or two. Of course. Well, the bad ones do. The good ones have two. Yeah. Yeah. Double whatever you've got.

And go don't know like i i feel like okay i feel like the club has turned into my second home but to the point that i want to invite the people i want so people i'm attracted to the the hot the attractive the the good personalities like that is what we've I guess based our club around and we want those people that want to come to a club where it's exclusive and it's yeah the interesting people and the people that actually have that personality that you want to talk to like you want to actually find out their story but you want to also get to know them and it's not just oh we're here for sex like it's more to that and i don't know when designing the club it sort of it turned into making sure the female was comfortable making sure they were happy and i don't know in my ideal world i'm happy with a sexy sensual comfortable place and i feel like our club is like that yeah i think that'd be an apt description i mean one of the things that one of the things that's missing from your club which should be missing in in a lot of clubs i believe is the you know you guys on the tvs that you have in the club which there's a few yeah i can't remember exactly how many but there's a few tvs there's almost one in every room yeah they're all showing uh just generally still images of something sexy i mean I don't get me wrong there's some i can i can tell the law's done some time there on on a whole lot of porn sites many many hours surprisingly not really he's just sort of sources bitches very quickly yeah there's a surprise so he knows the porn sites to go to.

He's very good at it. Insta is your friend. We've got another question in there based around the social media, so we'll get to that in a second. But the images that are on there, the majority of them are quite cool.

They're not're not dirty they're not nasty they're not 70s porn star shagging an abstract vagina wasn't that what we're calling it before no what was it a what was the term we were using okay out of context it'll come back eventually yeah Like 70s porn bush I think Fully grown So Yeah eventually yeah like 70s porn bush i think um fully grown so um yeah there's so that's one of the good things is that it's it's classy in terms of the um in terms of the imagery as well you know it's not don't get me wrong there's some in there that i will we actually sit back when we're there by ourselves which is which happens a lot uh when we're there When we're there by ourselves, we watch the screen and we try and pick the things that either of us would be interested in.

You know, we look at it and I say, no, see, you would hate that. Well, we do that with cars as well. So, we go sexy. Ooh, body shape on that one, not so sure. That's a Volvo. Sexy. A Volvo or a, yeah, Peugeot. What is that Prius doing in here? I don't even know. A Volvo or a Prius? Where are you at? I want to ask them, Martin, so I'm far from that. So far from that. In terms of what you see, though, and getting back to what I see, I'm a bit more critical. I see everything wrong. Yeah. I'm positive in that. Yeah, I get a bit negative.

and i it's in my positive in that yeah i'm i'm i get a bit negative and sometimes it's i see this needs fixing i could do this up i could do that i could change this obviously there's constraints with obviously the way the the building itself is set out um then there's um financial considerations to take into account um but it is refreshing when you hear someone say, oh, this is great, I have this and this, and they don't see any of the things that I see. They're completely fresh eyes because I can see all the things. I effing hate this.

But it's hard because he's such a business owner, so he sees all the negative in everything. You know, this is interesting, though. We were discussing this just before when we turned the light on. I look 20 years younger in your club mainly because of the lighting you know that make me look meanwhile I'm currently online ordering those right now people that are visiting the club you know they're excited there they're. They're feeling quite sexy. So they're not looking at the granular detail. They're looking at the overall enjoyment of the club.

They're thinking about the people that are there, the environment, how sexy they feel within the club. Sexy wallpaper, by the way. This is really random. Like I told you, I decided everything. Is this over budget situation? But this was Lawrence. Really?

Wallpaper was all Lawrence was all lawrence nicely done thank you like to the point that he was like i'm doing this here i'm doing that there it was absolutely amazing thank you so given that you really um soaked up some time answering the two questions and only getting to one yeah we're just gonna sorry that's okay we'll just skip onto the skip onto the next mainly because i mean we we G gave a bit of a rundown on the layout of the club. Now, I don't know whether you guys were aware, the first time we went into the club, you, actually, Babydoll, did not show us the group room.

I do apologize for that. Normally, at the end of my tours, I go, okay, guys, go to the group room, have a look at yourselves because I don't take people to that room. Totally didn't do that. No, I'm sorry. Totally let the team down. I'm so sorry. Whereas me, that's where I start. Yeah. See, look, I've trained our staff and Lauren's done that too to start at that room. I always end with that room. I think, I don't know, listening to your podcast, I'm like, okay, maybe I should start with that room.

Oh, oh no we're just taking this opportunity to pull the piss out of you online i mean you know this is the australian way don't get it yeah yeah i always say to internationals we start you know being very polite and then we end up shagging your wife and this particular is not a bad metaphor although i haven't shagged your wife yet, Lawrence. Oh, well, Lawrence's on. Take a ticket. What? So just moving into the next question, which was posed probably to you, the law. I like the law. I mean, we can run with Lawrence, but I like the law. I like the law too. It's on my microphone. It is.

We've got named microphones tonight, so we're very sophisticated in our... We should take a photo of that. We should. So, your club. I mean, clubs in general, and obviously yours. What's the, do you think, for a beginner in this lifestyle, which we, I mean, still are to be honest, what would you think is the best, the biggest advantages over a house party or something a little bit more or a little bit less, um, less formalized, I suppose. Yeah. Maybe even like a one-on-one kind of trying to meet up with another couple via a, you know, a website or versus coming to a club.

I mean, what's for you some of the standouts? Yeah, okay. So meeting a couple one-on-one has its benefits and some people like that. Some people just like having the connection, which is great. Baby Dawn, I like to do that as well. We like just having the one-on-one time with another couple. However, in your first sort of hit out into the lifestyle, maybe it can be a bit daunting. It's sort of like you're going on a date, but then you've got your partner there and what do you say? What do you do? How do you act? Transition's quite difficult as well.

Yeah, and especially when I found when I got into the lifestyle, so he'll give you a bit of information of the boring questions you didn't want to ask is you've been in a relationship for for quite a while with someone and you know necessarily not necessarily everyone but this is for us well you know you've been together for a little bit and you've been what do i do i've forgotten sort of how to how to be with the opposite sex that's a really valid point actually because because i'm i'm terrible at and then there's another component of then i then I have my partner watching me.

How are they feeling? How is he or she feeling about what I'm doing with him or her? So there's that. The benefit of coming to a club like ours or a house party is it's obviously professionally run. Everything's set up, ready for the guest experience. It's not just about – so we're not there for our own thrills and spills. Oh, come on. Both of you better have walked in and walked in on us. We'll be like, we've got this. I've had a tap on the shoulder. We keep it professional. We keep it clean. We keep it tidy.

We want – like we said, we want to keep the sexy in the club for everyone that comes and visits. So are you saying you're naked takes a sexy right out of the club? No, that takes it to a level of hotness where they just cannot put it in. That's not a deal. It's like being close to the sun. That's the VIP tickets, ladies and gentlemen, which are available online for the low, low price.

Not to say that house parties are bad, you know, baby doll and I have a fair share of house parties and, you know, they're out there, there are some good ones, there are some bad ones, some that where they clearly, they don't care, they're just like, they're in it for themselves or, I don't know, maybe they didn't get the, you know. We've certainly visited at least one of those. That was an interesting experience for us, to which we've yet podcasted about, mainly because we're a little concerned about the scathing approach we might have to. Like I said, it's all about, I'll get your back.

Yeah. We've had some, we have had, I mean, we've been to some house parties as well that we enjoyed, but we do enjoy the club environment a lot more, mainly because, well, frankly, there's quite a few people in the room, particularly in your club, I suppose. We find people generally in our age group. And, again, our age group's quite spread because C's 10 years younger than me. Yeah, you know it. Yes, I do.

She right now yeah sorry about that yeah it's it's cold in here um can i actually um i'm gonna bring a woman's perspective actually into this and then that's gonna lead into my next question uh for baby doll actually because again i want to talk i want to talk about females perspective so for me we've we've spoken to people who have said to us, wow, you guys have gone to a club that's so amazing and so risque and so far out there of you. But in my mind, when I think about a club, particularly when I think about our secret spot, it's quite secure and quite safe.

And for me, I know that I can go there and I can be a wallflower.

If I just want to go there and just look around and experience the sexiness that club can bring i can do that i don't need to play there's no people forcing me no you can totally be a voyeur yeah and so you don't you don't feel like you only want anything and so i guess for my for my next question and again i'm gonna i'm gonna bring this to a girl's point of view because quite often i think that some of the some of the you know possibilities of not going to a club can be can be brought on by the female because maybe she's not feeling so safe and secure, which is that if you were going to talk to a newbie who's considering coming to a club, you know, from a female perspective, you know, what would you actually say to that newbie couple to kind of talk to them about why they could come or reassure them or you know things that are probably on their mind about what they could potentially experience how to allay their fears would be the best way to put it look i i don't know i think from personal experience as well i feel like as long as the woman is comfortable with herself and has that communication with her partner as long as they can keep communicating to each other the whole way through everything will be fine like even with the law and myself we everything everything we do like to the point of i don't know performances or even like little shows that we do together i still communicate everything to him whether it's tiny things or even little tiny things like oh i don't like this i like this or we should do more of this everything is communicated well i mean hang on every i'm not surprised everything's tiny i mean because you're you're just so tiny that's not my fault i know They're just so petite.

I mean, it's fantastic. I mean, I've actually... Sorry, total weird. Totally awkward. Totally awkward. I was going to skip by that. Just call me Uncle Tachi for a minute. I've actually visualised you walking around, talking to couples, to newbies, to girls, and just kind of putting them at ease. I was hoping for a better visualisation there, see. But like Steve says, I have actually talked to couples. Like I do my tours. I go, hey, guys, let me show you the place. I show them everything and we end up at the spa and I'm like, hey, guys, let me explain things to you. What do you want to ask?

And, like, I go through all the questions. What are you comfortable with? What are you aren't comfortable with? And I don't know. I guess I sort of sit down, talk down talk to them make sure that they are comfortable and that's a really hard thing to do because i guess communicating to couples that this is a safe environment it's not scary it's not yeah i mean even uh even you laurence you you do a bit of walking around as well and kind of talking to couples and maybe showing them the ropes every now and then. The ropes. Yeah. And the occasional whip. The ropes or the whips. Yeah.

Yeah, well, see, you've... Only if you ask for it, everyone. See, he's been on the receiving end of the law, which is why he ended up with the name The Law, because he knows how to pick the place just on the upper thigh. No, you know what? You're probably best to describe this thing. It's actually, it's not even about that. I think it's the fact that you feel so comfortable with you guys that you can actually ask. Do you mind if you whip my wife? No. I'm actually completely new at this and what does this even mean and what is this whip for and how do you even do this? I don't even know.

You know, you don't feel ridiculous asking these questions.

You quite comfortable about them and since then i mean i'm quite a novice at it but i've had a go at kind of whipping a couple of the girls that we've caught up with yeah i think that the the thing that i try and um convey as well as is a light-hearted nature to the to the whole approach you know especially from initial contact like with a couple you know for them it might be quite a serious thing in their relationship or whatever they're doing so we try and keep it light and fun which is because what that's what they're there for are you all right you're gonna choke to death yeah baby dolls just having a sorry is that a so keeping it light and fun for everyone and just so you know we'll see you know wanting the whipping or whoever it is it might do it it's just being just comfortable doing it it's not you know you might have a bit of a laugh which is fine and probably what you want a little bit um but it's it's not it's not a heavy breathing thing that you're like really i can't wait for that.

And just, like, just, yeah, totally, oh, oh. Yeah, she's got that. Yeah. Horrible. No, we're not having heavy breathing competitions here, people. Please. It's horrible. We're one and a half bottles in. I'm actually just going to shut the podcast down now because it's starting to freak me out. And poor old baby doll over here is drowning in the water we supplied because she's been drinking wine for the last two hours. It's been okay with wine, but water, kill it. Yeah, just keeping it light, keeping it fun, and keeping it just approachable and just something that we just do.

It's just a bit of playtime. It It's nothing serious. Because I think that's where people get a lot of fears from. Like we do this and then relationships over or he's in a form of her or he's in a form of him or something like that. I don't know. Because the worst thing that goes on is what's in your own head. When it actually happens and you see that it's just a bit of a follow-up. Wow, sorry. That's an amazingly well put line there. The worst thing that goes on does happen in your head. Because, I mean, we've both had jealous experiences, right?

And anybody who says jealousy is not in the lifestyle, that's absolute horseshit. It is. But it's just learning to actually communicate the jealousy and then understand what it means to your partner. It's what your trigger points are as well. Yeah, everyone's going to have their trigger points. Everyone's going to have something that might tick them off. That's fine. And especially, but I had a saying that knowledge dispels fear.

So, you know, if you can communicate what happened, what was going on there, you're making it up in your head and then they tell you what actually happened, how they were feeling, and then it's just like, oh, it wasn't that bad. It's not how I imagined it or whatever. So totally zen. Look at you go, huh? He's actually sitting here levitating with his eyes. I'm just hoping he doesn't. That photo inevitably won't be on Twitter. No. Mostly disclaimer, I can't get a photo of that. So, look, we'll skip on to another question that I'm curious about. Best night in the club.

Best night in the club for you guys and and i mean we haven't covered off whether you're whether you've played in the club or not and it's not about that i think it's just your your feelings on the best energetic vibrant coolest most exciting fun night you guys have had in your own club the law wow there's some real thinking going on here i mean this is amazing so is the question posed at us personally or for how we see if the hello just personally like what do you think is your so in your in your mind what's the best night in your club i think you know it wasn't even a hugely busy night and when i say hugely busy it wasn't when the club was jam-packed we probably had maybe 20 no maybe we're thinking different nights see i'm thinking of girls night no no no girls night was some that for me was not all that pleasant yeah you had fun i didn't have all that much fun i was doing i was doing was doing all the cleaning up.

I think it was just a normal Saturday night, no particular event. And then we had about 20 couples come along, and they all seemed to be within the same demographic, whatever age group, just attractiveness.

Everyone dug each other, and there was this group of people that just hung together and there was a couple of really party starters in there and jess and i could we could feel relaxed that like they weren't like we're having to serve on them obviously we were serving them making sure they're having a good time but you know we we threw a hitachi one in the middle of them and then they all the women just did a hitachi one show in the middle of the lounge room and then i said it was a scurry it was a scurry and i and i said to Jess, it was like...

How many vaginas can you push against Hitachi at once? Not to make it sound horrible, but it was like... That doesn't sound horrible. It's like octopus-y. Locusts just moving from room to room, using every room and they all moved together, having the greatest time. And so they'd start in the lounge room, they went upstairs to the spa, then they went to the massage tables. I'm actually just a little curious here, I just want to interlude. Did you get a text message talking about this, inviting us, saying come along? I think this was before we knew you guys. I didn't get one, did you get one?

Yeah, no, no. I can't talk because I'm too sad crying right now.

And then they came back downstairs, went back downstairs went past the bar we you know did like a thousand waters and then they went up to the to the order you're right it is actually like a bunch of locusts just kind of like progressing and we were cleaning up behind them making sure everything was good to go again gatorade and and they just they after the end they were all huffing and puffing And just That was the best night We've had ever Electrolytes And they left And then that was that You know Obviously quite a few of them Have come back since then But not all at the same time But it was just That was one And we just sat there Like really pleased with ourselves Like you know That's what we do this for We don't do it for Like the huge big night We just want Everyone there to To be happy Be happy Have fun Yeah And baby doll What's your pick of the night Oh this will be ladies night By the sound effects Thank you.

It's a huge, big night. We just want everyone there to be happy. Have fun. And Babydoll, what's your pick of the nights? Oh, this will be ladies' night by the Santa fans. Really? I'm not surprised by that. There's one coming up soon in December. I don't know. I feel like, I don't know, it took me a while to actually get into girls and Laurence will... I've been into girls for quite a long time. Yeah, as am I. That's not entirely different to see, though. No, it's a thing. I remember the first time around, you're like, I don't want to go near that thing. Well, no.

So we got into lifestyle, and you instantly expect that 90% of the girls are going to be bi-curious. For sure. And so if you're hosting, I mean, you're hosting a female event, and what do you do at this event? So you're bringing along females. What's the key? I guess the key thing was have some males, but the males are going to be like male strippers or male dancers and topless waiters. Like they were our key thing. But I don't know. No. I don't know. To my point.

I now understand why now understand and did you bring the cibian out like on these events is that like is that that was the one thing we did bring out like a lot of the girls are like we actually don't need these male guys at all like we'll go do our thing i think that's what made the night so much more because we kind of didn't need you guys at all it was at a point though where there was quite a few people there. I think we had 50 women in total. Holy heavens. There was 50 women and about five guys. So there was myself. And there was a lot of Gatorade needed there.

I'm showing the four waiters, topless waiters. And that was about it. Until nine o'clock when the Pat Punt. All these girls. And they were so horny. A lot of them knew each other either through other parties that they'd been to or they were friends of ours. It's a flower fest. Literally. Exactly. Yeah. Wow. And inevitably, the waiters that were actually serving that night were not being paid but paying Lawrence. They were. Wow. Really. It was a good night.

Yeah, and I think the common thread here is when everyone gets along and knows each other or at least they just gel, that's when it's the best for us and then we can sort of sit back and, oh, this is great. Sit back and enjoy the view. And so you've got another one of those kind of girls' nights happening in December. On the same sort of theme, are you thinking kind of... Same kind of theme. Sort of only girls. So the main theme being no men. Yes. Yeah, gotcha. Whatever, I'm currently sliding money across the table right now to be honest, getting my teeth sorted. That's the other bonus.

Oh, really? It's a free event. Girls are free. Of course not. The whole time. Girls are free. Everything's free. And do you find that girls kind of get a little bit sexy and jump on the pole, teach another a couple of moves? They do. I think girls get more comfortable with each other and they don't have that barrier of, oh, she wants to fuck my guy. It's so true. Because it's only just girls. Yeah. And you get that camaraderie almost. Jelly shots help a lot. Jelly shots help a lot. Yes, the Laura's going to make some jelly shots. You do do some amazing jelly shots, I have to say.

Amazing or strong? Which one? Well, strong, but that's what makes them amazing. I mean, why wouldn't they be? Yeah, I mean, a jelly shot, in my mind, should never actually turn into jelly. No. It just tastes like a shot the whole time. It just tastes like a shot with a little bit of sort of gelatin mixed in. What's this hardness in? What's this hardness in my shot of vodka? What's this colouring? Ew. Ew. I'll take it anywhere. So actually I wanted to lead a question there. Single men.

Now this is something that we very rarely – there's no clubs in Sydney or actually no events in Sydney that allow single men. Now, being that we're a couple that – well, being that I'm a couple by myself who enjoys the company of a single man with C, it's – is there any opening – I mean, are you guys at all, and I understand why you don't include single men, because it does make the ladies, you don't want to outnumber the ladies, and again, it kind of comes back to what we were talking about earlier, baby doll, it's that, it's that comfortableness. Comfortableness? Yeah, comfortableness.

Actually a word, comfortableness. There are couples out there, baby doll and I, one of these couples as well, we like having the MMF threesome or Mawesome with other guys. So we personally, Mawesome, gangbang, whatever you want to call it. We personally are into that. However, you know, unfortunately, there's a lot of single guys out there that are lovely, that are respectful, that are nice. However, we won't know that until we meet them. So you'd have to vet every guy coming in. The problem they have is there's been so many douchebags before them that have set them. Even the good guys.

That's true. That have just set them. The bar's been set so low. Yes. It's like, blame your forefathers. Are we allowed to swear on this podcast? Yeah, yeah, fuck you. They fucked it for you guys. I'm really sorry, but there's so many knobs out there who don't understand what it's like that you're actually there for the women to make sure they have a good time. They just think with their dick, and it's all about them. And they think because they're paying for a service that they're guaranteed a route, and it's like, no, that's not how this works.

So you get this problem of expectation of a single guy as opposed to the expectation of a couple or a single woman where they're going there to feel sexy, to enjoy an environment, and if something happens, great, but then you've got someone who's in there with a completely different mindset saying, I want this. And they're making everything, they're doing everything that they can, seedy or not, to make it happen, and it just ruins the vibe.

See, that was a bit of a loaded question because I kind of knew the answer to that because we've been with one guy who, unfortunately for me, set the bar so disgustingly high. Unfortunately for you? Unfortunately for me? Set the bar so disgustingly high that I don't think I'll ever find another guy to compete with him. Ouch. Another single guy. You've just got to invite him along. Or ask him if he knows any guys. No, the problem is that he's now gone off and found himself a long-term relationship. And you know what to that girl? I will find you and I will kill you. Wow.

But he was an absolute, I'm going to use the word exquisite gentleman. Are you? Exquisite. He was an exquisite gentleman. He's chasing the bomb. No, he was a, I have to say. He was a gentleman. He was a gentleman. And not only that, he was a man, you know, which is. That's a problem we have. Yes. That's a tough combination, actually. Somebody who's intelligent, sexy, manly. Body sexy, personality sexy. Because frankly, as a lady, I can't imagine you lining up for the dumb, fat, you know. Stonewashed denim and runners. Top and bottom. No, no, top and bottom.

We can top that We went to a party Or matching velvet jumpsuits We went to a party Matching Matching track suit Male and female Was it a track suit party or just No it was just If it was we turned up way over draped Look I'm going to move on to social media because this one is actually something that I put in there because it's a little bit quirky, a little bit funny. And C likes to think she's quirky and funny. Oh, my God, so I do. She is. Don't worry about it. But I spoke about this on our last podcast and it's the number of vaginas that I have actually seen since being in the lifestyle.

And not, you know, actual vaginas in real life, but vaginas on social media and it's all about... Come on, you've tarted it up a bit. You've seen quite a few vaginas in real life. I'm going to say five. And it's all about kind of like the Twitter and social media. I mean, how do you guys go with that? Do you think that Twitter just contains way too much debauchery?

What's's your take on it yeah i find that twitter for for me personally like look when i go through my twitter feed it's just just usually untasteful just just i'm not obviously i'm not obviously i'm not a prude but i just see this filth it's not sexy it's just not. People post these things and it's just like, it's just an abstract vagina, which is like, I'm not against the female form. I'm not against the male form. I'm happy for all forms, but it's just this thing. I'm a face man. I think most people are face people. I can't help talk with my hands. He talks with his hands. He's Italian.

Everything vibrates on the table. Like, stop. So just a heads up, for anyone who's heard a slight clinking, we have a glass table and there may be one or two wine glasses being used this evening. One or two, like four. One or two, four, six. C's got one for each hand. That look. But Lawrence is very... The fuck? I'm totally going to pay for that later. Yes, so I find Twitter... I found that actually in the club. Is that right? No, that's not true. Sorry, that is totally the wrong vibe. I don't get handsy, I get whippy. Oh. Mr. Whippy. Just up the thigh. Just Mr. Whippy.

That would have been another good name. Not as cool as the Lord. No, it's cool. Mr. Whippy would not have been cool. Yeah, so I find Twitter can be a little bit overloaded with just filth But there's the good stuff as well I find Instagram is a little sexier Because I think they have the no nudity policy Like you can show a bare bum But obviously you can't see that A spread bare bum There's no nipples, no vaginas, no cocks No Nothing hardcore Who doesn't't love a spread bear pump? No one? It's more about just the overall sexiness. The golden arches. That's right, the golden arches.

That's a reference to a photograph of a baby doll. Completely different. Which is a great... I mean, it's probably one of the few golden arches on EDAD, as we've discussed earlier. Look, I actually have a question from a follower. Okay, go for it. So, Paul... A listener? What follower, a listener? A listener's cooler. Overall lover of all things debauchery. Oh. Paul would like to know... Hello, Paul. Hello, Paul. Hi, Paul. So, does owning our secret spot hamper your ability to play? No. And as we said prior to the podcast recording starting, you're going to have to elaborate on that.

I'm sorry. No. The law, elaborate. No, I want to hear your answer because mine's a little bit different. I'm actually really interested in this because I would have picked the law I don't know. No, I want to hear your answer Because mine's a little bit different I'm actually really interested in this Because I would have picked the law as the dom here In this And now I've just seen a total new side of you There, baby doll No, the law is definitely the dom In most aspects We're doing inverted Sorry, you can't see what we're doing. We're doing the air quotes thing. I don't know.

I guess like obviously the club does eliminate a lot of people that we do want to play with, but I don't know. So it does hamper our play. Yes, it does slightly. But to the point that there is so much other opportunities that we can go off. And your opinion?

Well, yeah, I mean, like Babydoll was saying, there are people that we would play with that now we feel like there's a sort of a, I don't know, they've come to the club and there's some kind of expectation or something on us and it's like an expectation that you'll play with them yeah and we're we're not that like you know at that point in time we've got our different hats on we're facilitating your enjoyment in a different aspect it's like we're not there to play with you we're there to make sure yeah they're hosts yeah we're the host everything's set for you guys to Have a really good fight over there they're hostess with the mostess um and like we were saying before we started the show we had we have had a bit of a not a horror story but it was a uncomfortable situation for us where a couple who had been a couple of times to the club and we both found attractive messaged us on rhp just randomly not knowing it was our personal profile then we exchanged the face pics they launched into the whole well now we can come for free to the club blah and it was we found that to be quite poor taste and a couple that we would have ordinarily played with we just lost interest in because of that attitude of um the way they approach expectant thinking that it.

Thinking that it was like... A done deal. Yeah. I don't come to your workplace and take some money out of your paycheck. It's like this is how we make money. Can I quote something though? You know, this cat don't just come out for play for no one. You mean this kitty? Well, you know, I was trying to... This kitty. I was trying to... Caesar also uses a couple of glasses of wine. I was, like, P-level it, but really what I want to say is this pussy don't come out to play for no one. For anyone. No, no one. Well, there's no one, and no one's getting any fun. Yeah.

Except for the Hitachi, and it's in the top drawer. With its own power, like, in the drawer's power source. Yeah, it's in the wall, it's in the mains power. Yeah. But there have been on occasions where we've done the after-party thing with people that have been really nice and we've said, hey, wouldn't you stay back? Or we've met them outside of the club saying we swapped numbers. Yeah, fair enough. I mean, I think it's important.

One of the important things about the club is, as you said, is almost the safety of the ladies that are there or the comfort of the ladies that are there and frankly you know um you're i mean the law is is quite a for those of you who haven't seen him and we'll post some body shots later yeah i mean you're a pretty big guy so some of ladies and, ironically, a very small woman. How do you go with fan people? Mid-question. Yeah, I mean, you're a pretty big guy. So some of the ladies, and ironically, a very small woman. How do you go with fan people? Mid-question here. No, I'm interrupting.

Oh, my God. How do you go with fan people? This is supposed to be my podcast. So people that kind of have this, you know, you guys are sitting on top of this pedestal almost. You're like these sex gods owning this sex club, and, you know, it's all very amazing. Do you have fans? And then they meet you.

And're thoroughly disappointed oh okay and you know how do you kind of deal with that how do you deal with the people that are really really interested in the idea and and kind of that sexual tension of you guys and the fact that you own the club and wanting to play actually um we've spoken about this before where they think that i think that what you said see they've got this in their mind where they're where this couple that knows it all we're totally okay with everything we're impervious to hurt feelings or whatever um in the in the lifestyle but the truth is like you know jess and i have our have our own issues and we like to play um but she she's what are you doing she has this you know we have this thing sometimes where like you know one of us is not on our game and then we're feeling like the couple's like they're going they're looking at us like what's wrong with you guys like you're you said, you're supposed to be the sex people with the sex club and know everything that's going on.

It's like, well, you know, sometimes. So, yeah, we feel that pressure sometimes where we've got to be on for them. Otherwise, it's sort of a bit hard when we're feeling a little bit off or a little bit tired and then we've got to show game face. Which is a lot harder to show than O-Face. Really, O-Face is terrible. Who doesn't have an O-Face? We've actually got a couple of incoming questions happening right now. So we have a question from Jay, which is, what is your favourite room at the club? Shackle. Shackle room. Shackle. Like all round. Yeah. There we go. Shackle room.

There is a mirror so you can watch exactly what's going on. It's amazing. Shackle's at the top. Oh, the Whipple room. The black painted room. The only one distinctly different from any other, the painting in the rest of the place. It's dark. It's got the bolted walls, the hooks in the walls. Yeah, okay. Gotcha. Picking up what you're putting down. Shackle room. Yep. Yes, check. It's an all-round favourite. Yeah, actually, you've not had a foray in the shackle room yet. Haven't you? I thought that's where you did it with R&A. Ooh, quoting previous podcast. Whoa, hey.

Can you quote a podcast number there, title maybe? It is, actually. Maybe number eight. Oh, wow. He's actually good. It is number eight. Yeah. R&A will be listening to this, hopefully. The law knows who you people are. Yeah. So I just have one of those police signs where I'm wearing Ray-Bans like, I'm targeting you. Absolutely. I'm targeting drink shaggers this evening. Can you blow in this? Wow. Was that inappropriate?

Look, I'm going to back away from harassing you guys with questions and I'm going to just put it out there for the table if there's any generalised questions or topics you might want to talk about. Open-ended. We didn't discuss this all the time. Can't whisper into the microphone, does it help? No, it doesn't. Oh, on the spot. Look at this, thinking on the spot.

How do you find, like, with talking to other couples who obviously know that you've been to the club and then do you ever have that uh the fit the sense that they think that you guys are somehow employed by us or yeah good question we get that a lot um uh we've not had that as nobody's asked us that outwardly. One of the things, obviously, as a podcast couple, we're trying to keep things relatively open and free and honest, right?

And, you know, we've been open in saying that, you know, OSS has supplied us some microphones and, realistically, you guys are our only sponsors at this point, which is pretty cool.

Mainly because I was so sick of hearing us talk about their club in such a really terrible audio fact actually in fact we had quite a few quite a few emails complaining about how bad um our audio was and and i believe you guys have had some good feedback on the fact that our audio has gotten better um so no generally not nothing um we've not been questioned on it nothing untoward and frankly i mean we support you guys because we like the club not not because we're not because we're supporting oss you know we like we actually legitimately like the club and frankly i unfortunately my parents gifted me with a moral compass at points north, which is horrible because I'm in sales.

So even if I wanted to lie and say that the club was awesome and in fact it wasn't, I'd have a real problem with that. You know, legitimately the only reason we… Speedy, you're talking a lot. So I would like to interject and say that for us... Your face. I'm just going to go over here and cry into my wine. No, no one has actually questioned us on our, I guess, our love of our secret spot. More so, people have actually really embraced it. They want to know why we like it so much. They're interested in the fact that, you know, we've had couple and couple dates. We've been to house parties.

We've been to clubs. And why do we continue to go back? And for us, it's the environment. It's the people that go there. So it's the variety of people that go. We'll often talk about the fact that we are sociosexual. So we really enjoy that piece where... I like that. I've only heard that before. Yeah. Thank you. Really? You should listen to the podcast. Where we enjoy that kind of that intellectual stimulation, and you can get that in a club. And some people, they're not for it. They don't like clubs.

They feel like they're a little bit impersonal, whereas we find the complete opposite, actually. We find that we get a lot of connections through the clubs. Actually, Paul that asked us the question this evening. Oh, my God, he was terrified of going to a club. Yeah, he said, no way in hell. And actually, he came along purely, well, him and his lovely partner came along purely because of the podcast. Now, and they really enjoyed themselves. They had a spectacular night.

In saying this, it's like, obviously're talking about and we spent a bit of time with them and I think that's something I try to hone in on with couples, especially if they're first-timers or whatever, where they have this idea like they might be a bit afraid of coming to a club like ours because like you said, they think it's impersonal, they think it's's just i don't know they they walk in and all of a sudden they're nude and having sex and there's nothing there's no conversation they're just holding on to your ankles and then going for it wow it's which is no but that's no no no that's actually the expectation i'm talking about like you know you never hold on to your ankles the worst thing that happened like we said throwback to earlier is the worst thing that happens is just in your own mind it's like it's not like that, where I try and about like, you know.

Why do you never hold on to your ankles? The worst thing that happens, like we said, a throwback to earlier, is the worst thing that happens is just in your own mind. It's not like that where I try and tell people, come as early as possible, you know, because they get, forget all this stuff. If you come earlier, you're right, actually. Forget all this, yeah. Forget all this stuff about coming late. We turned up. So early. Actually, before the door opened. No, it was at nine. I feel like it was at 9.

We were at the restaurant next door from about 7.30, and we went there because we needed to soak up some time before the door opened. And then we soaked up an extra half an hour, I think. Just to be cool. 8.30 open. 8.30. Yeah, so we sucked up an extra half hour, you know, just because we didn't want to be the people at the door knocking, you know. Yeah, so I think that was a good way to go because we sort of sunk into the evening with the people coming to us. Yeah, exactly. You're the one sitting down. You feel comfortable. You've had a few drinks. Then you've walked around.

You feel comfortable with the actual set out of everything. I know where the bathroom is. I know where the bar is. I know where the playrooms are, as opposed to there's all these people here. that you can see. Then you've walked around, you feel comfortable with the actual set out of everything. You go, I know where the bathroom is, I know where the bar is, I know where the playrooms are, as opposed to, there's all these people here, there's all these people there. I think she said, this is here.

And then you're in a deer in the headlights, you're trying to remember everything, what's happening. And then before you know, I mean, we've had some complaints from couples who come along late in the evening, so like one o'clock in the morning are all upstairs having having fun playing and they say oh they've got no connection yeah and they go we didn't oh this is not how we thought it would be and it's just well there's there's three very distinct phases in the in the um the club and that we've talked about at at nauseam where there's the the beginning phase timing timing is very important.

I totally agree. Where it's the meet and greet, the introduction, people are coming in, saying hello, getting drinks. There's a bit of dancing, a bit of laughing downstairs. Possibly a bit of nervousness, but you get over it. A bit of nervousness, right, but some of the drinks will take the edge off and the conversation will also take the edge off.

And then there's the phase where people say well why don't we go upstairs and then downstairs is empty for a good part of the night yeah it happens so the staff we're all just sitting there going doing little runs upstairs making sure everything's neat and tidy and then the last phase is everyone's running down getting their water drinks and then leaving so if you come into that part where especially towards the end of the middle part where everyone's playing and getting ready to leave you're not going to have that greater time because everyone's getting ready to leave it's like you're winding down to the party yeah we've had you're right i mean we've certainly had some instances where we've turned up a little late and had that problem where we've turned up in the spell where everyone's upstairs, right?

And it's very hard to then break into that, especially not knowing anyone in the room. It makes it quite difficult. But, you know, we've... Maybe we should put a lockout period on. Like, you can't enter after a certain time because you just won't have a good time. I don't know. No, I don't think so. No, okay. No, I don't know. No, I don't think so. No, okay. No, I think that's crazy. As in, you're hardcores. You're just like, let's dive in. Yeah, let's just dive in. Who do I? I don't know these people. I'm just going to slap someone in the arse and call this a night.

So, I mean, Dee and I, we're quite lazy with our New Year plans. and this evening we were talking about what we're actually going to do for New Year's. Do you guys actually have anything planned for us? Because seriously, we are void of all kinds of events. Yeah, we need some fireworks. Maybe we're kind of thinking that, you know, you can provide us with some fun. And they don't need to be, you know, regular sort of fire in the sky. I'm forced to that. I want some fireworks in a room, on the swing, ooh, off the back of the swing while she's swinging, some fireworks just happening.

Yeah, gotcha. Yeah. By she, you mean you. Yeah, well, that's what I was actually visiting. But, hey, you know, I mean, so what are you guys doing for New Year's? I mean, is that a big night for you? Do you find it is? Yeah, well, New Year's is one of our biggest nights. Can't believe you ate all the olives. Sorry about that. This is horrible. We're sans olive now, people. We need to wrap this up. New Year's is one of the biggest nights for us. So the way we did it last year and the way we're going to run it this year was the evening is split into two parts.

The first part is at my business partner's private residence, which is a penthouse apartment overlooking the harbour. Okay. This is sounding good. 240-degree uninterrupted views of the city, Harbour Bridge, Opera House, the bay all the way around to King's Cross. And then afterwards, after the midnight fireworks, you head down to the club. So the first part's going to be, you know, there's going to be the DJ. There's a huge open area balcony where we're going to have catering this time because last year we tried to do it ourselves and it was just way too many people for us to handle.

Way too many. And then, yeah, like I said, after the fireworks conclude, back down to the club for the real fireworks. Oh, nice. Sounds really cool. Yeah, it does. I think I'm in. I figured you would be. I mean, mainly because... Well, I didn't realise there was outdoor fireworks and all sorts of things going on. I'm on. It's probably got a lot more to do with the fact that the sea's not going to organise anything. It's so much easier. Did you hear the silence? No. That is an organisation. Thank you very much. Yeah, the sea's just totally organised a night at OSS. That's true.

And look, I think that's probably it for us tonight. I mean, we've been talking for quite a while. Thank you so much for listening. Obviously, our secret spot are amazing and we'd love to see you there and we hope we do. Feel free to drop us a line or you can catch them on Twitter at OurSecretSpot. They're available there. But please let us know if you're going to be there because we'd love to catch up and talk about it. We probably should give these guys actually the chance to just plug the website and blah-de-blah and go. Or do you want to do that? Yeah, I think.

That's always the most sexiest I want to hear. Oh, no, actually, no. Actually, come and think of it. Sorry. The law. The law. He does have a sexiest voice. He has the manly, the husky voice. Give us the husky. Give us the husky. Just give us one of the tone. Oh, before you. But if you just go watch the YouTube video, I'm pretty sure I go, oh, we're the sexiest club in town. So the website is oursecretspot.com.au. Twitter is oursecretspot. How do you do it on Facebook? Look us up on Facebook. It's also oursecretspot. Yeah, or forward slash oursecretspot. And Instagram is also oursecretspot.

Hit him up there, actually. So it sounds like everything. We'll round this out with it's our secret spot. If anyone's out there and think about it coming to me. You can be quite unified, like not the secret spot or the secret place. It's just all our secret spot. Can I say well done because ours sucks balls by comparison to yours. Oh, nonsense. I'm already planning my News Eve outfit in my head. Oh, baby doll, what are you wearing? I have no idea. Yeah. Something, like, revealing.

Well, actually, I really think I'm willing to purchase the black strappy number that you wore last time around from, where's that from? Honey bidet. Oh, my God. That is awesome. Oh, my God. Seriously? I'm speaking. Did you see the other girl with the matching set who had the longer version of it? No, there's a longer version. The very busty blonde. In fact, if you actually check out our Twitter, we have a little lovely photo from Ellie today. I'm going to say it's about eight hours ago from Babydoll showing off her very, very sexy set. Honey, but it's it.

They're scrambling for phones right now, just so you're aware. I'm like, what? What is this outfit? You know the one hand. I'm going to pull it up right now. So maybe you want to do your outro one. Yeah, you just pull that up. You pull it up. You show me. Something's coming up. Oh, okay. Okay, cool. Guys, thank you very much. It's been great. Pleasure. For the pre-drinks as well. Thanks for visiting us. It was really, really lovely. We really enjoyed it. Yeah. Cool guys, cool club. If you get along there, you'll probably see us at some point because we've become total sluts. Mainly see.

I i just stand there and watch i'm like the weird pervert dude in the corner of the room actually i should i just need to say i know we are coming to the end of i do have the outtakes um um the very first time we played at the club do you remember the main bed, the group. Was it about the full swap? Yeah, the first full swap. The group bed was actually full. And we were standing in the bath area. The shower area. In the shower area. We're actually thinking sometime in the future we need to cast from the shower area because that's the most awkward I've ever felt in my life.

Yeah, we think we can set up a little in my life. Because that's the most awkward I've ever felt in my life. Because I'm... Because I'm... And with the awesomeness of the sex going on in the background, I'm pretty sure. Oh, that's so good. So maybe that'll happen New Year's, maybe not. You know, who can be sure? Oh, yeah. We might wander around with a random microphone. Pop it out of nowhere. Anyway, so look, we'll finish up here. Thank you very much for the night.

for the night it's been great and thanks to all our listeners again and and uh certainly for our guests yeah thank you very much yeah and um look as a as our standard sign-off guys you can find us on twitter at swing down under uh facebook is swinging down under unfortunately we're not as together, as OSS. And you can find us on email, swingingdownunder at gmail.com. So if you've got any queries, questions, if you'd like us to bombard these guys with free tickets to their club. No, I'm just kidding. Totally kidding.

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