Wanderlust Swingers - A Swinger Podcast Hotwife Lifestyle Stories
Unicorn Hall Pass Spicy Island
In this episode, Cate takes us on a wild adventure as she heads to Spicy Island for a full island takeover in Croatia, embracing her role as a unicorn with a hall pass. From cheeky playroom encounters to naked swims under the stars, this episode is packed with fun stories, poolside masturbation, and flirty moments. But was Cate as slutty as she and Darrell had hoped? Let’s find out!
Episode Event Highlights:
Poolside Fun: Masturbation, cheeky playroom kisses, and a magical naked swim under the stars.
Steamy Encounters: Kissing a guy in the playroom...
Unicorn Vibes: Cate danced solo during Steampunk Night before friends joined in, and she enjoyed playing games like motorboating and card games.
Two days of sun-soaked fun on VIP beds, with Cate kissing multiple partners and even using a communal vibrator poolside.
Sensual touch games, including ice and kisses, plus the frustrations of people not participating in a fun conga line.
Conclusion:
Would Cate Go Back? Hear her thoughts on whether she’d return to Spicy Island and who she would recommend it to.
Is It Worth the Money? Cate breaks down the value of the event and offers tips for future attendees.
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Tags: Unicorn Hall Pass, Spicy Island, Swingers Island Takeover, Swingers Lifestyle, Poolside Masturbation, Naked Swimming, Steampunk Party, Spicy Match, Swingers Tips, Hotwife Lifestyle, Island Takeover Review, Swingers Adventure, Swingers Event in Croatia, Hall Pass Experience.
Transcript
you're listening to the wanderlust swingers podcast with aussie hosts kate and daryl if you're curious about exploring your sexuality or the swinging hot wifing and non-monogamous lifestyle you've definitely come to the right podcast or maybe you just love travel adventures either way we share our personal sometimes juicy sexy stories as well as swingers club and event reviews interviews with other sassy people and of course our global swinging adventures. We try to bring you a look into the diverse lifestyle that the swinging and non-monogamous community has.
We hope you enjoy, now let's get into the episode. G'day guys and welcome back to another episode of Wanderlust Slingers Podcast. G'day Daryl. Hello Cathy. Are you being a sassy pants today? I'm being sassy AF. Oh, I do not like it. I do not like it at all. It's a coming. I do not like it. Today is about a unicorn hall pass for Spicy Island. I'm going to talk about my time in Croatia. I got to spend five nights on an island takeover as a unicorn with a hall pass.
I'm going to talk about poolside masturbation, a cheeky kiss in the playroom while a guy was getting head and swimming naked under the stars. And was I as slutty as I wanted or Daryl wanted? So let's find out. Hey, new dating site message. Oh dating site message oh yeah good morning guys ran into your profile and it seemed interesting to me this this person people have already made it past go because they said more than hi or can i anally fist you it actually says good morning guys comma yeah no new line stop it ran into your profile and it seemed interesting to.
I'd like to connect and share some adventure with you guys. Looking forward to your reply. I can share face pics and Snapchat if you guys are interested in meeting. Get the fuck out. It's like a regular human. Yeah, it's a regular person. Let me guess, they're based in somewhere a long way from here. Well, it's a single dude. Yeah. Now, his profile also said that he used to be an athlete, but due to compelling circumstances and he had in brackets age, I started growing a dad bod. Got it. You just want to keep that in your mind.
So this message was enough for me to actually click on this guy's profile. Fair? Yep. Would you have clicked? Yes. Right. Sounds like a lovely profile or lovely conversation starter. But he was a no. Got it. Okay. Do you want to know why he was a no? Tell me.
a couple of good things going for him he's 34 so age wise what yeah age wise he's got a dad bod that's what i said he said he's used to be an athlete now he's got a dad bod keep that shit in your mind he's 34 so the age is like good he's based in utrecht better fucking handy right he just lives probably over the road You could probably give him one, yeah. But he only has one photo on his profile. Is it his penis? No, it's not actually. But it's super blurry and it's belly button down of him fully dressed, standing near a bridge, but just a really blurry, singular.
He did say he could share other stuff with you. Singular photos. That's the only photo on his profile. He did say he'll share other photos. And and he's a trial member and so he's already trying to go to snapchat he doesn't have any photos on his profile you're being ridiculous so you think i should message him absolutely he's serious i mean he's it seems like it seems like a waste of time to me but i'll do it so he's actually put forward a regular chat yeah and has offered you many means, many ways to give you more images.
You don't know what he – he could be a fucking global politician living in – you know, like you can't – Fair enough. I'll go back to him, but I just want you to know he's 173 centimetres tall. Okay, so he's the same height as – a little shorter than me. A little shorter? You're 180. Yeah. That's a seven centimetres difference. Yeah. So he's two centimetres taller than me. Yeah. He's 73 kilos according to his profile. Oh, then he's, I'm not sure what sort of dad body's fucking talking about. That's what I'm saying. Like the dude is. Unless he's 80% stomach.
I'm curious about that comment as well.
I was like, if you're that if you're 173 centimeters and 73 kilos yep and the the imperial version of that is nine foot two inches and eight hundred pounds we don't actually know all right well i will um report back then i'll report back i'm not i'm not jumping off of a paid site and going to go on a snap not doing it did he put his snapchat no he just said uh and snapchat on snapchat if you guys are interested yeah that's because he wants them to be able to go away but you can do that on whatsapp now as well just say use whatsapp and he'll say i don't want to give you my phone number if he says that you say you can just send him through the bloody the dating site but if he says he doesn't want to give you the phone number, then that's the next red flag.
That's the red flag. But everything for you right now is green flag. Green flag. No, it's all beige. It's a beige flag? Yeah, it's just not any flag. It's just beige. Okay. What would tip it into a red flag? What would tip it into a green flag? I've given you the red flag. If you say, hey, okay, let's move across to WhatsApp. Here's my number. Or if I say, can I have a face pic and he says no. Well, no, I wouldn't have – on that side, I wouldn't have a problem with him saying no on there. Interesting. Provided he can offer it to you in another way.
You've changed your tune on that because historically you have said single guy profiles should always have a face picture. Absolutely. But that's also – that's like saying that people we meet should always be vastly attractive and then – I mean, wouldn't – like maybe, yeah. Yeah, but the thing is – I mean, that would be kind of cool. The thing is – Some sexy people. People's brains change their attractiveness quite a lot. They do. And it's the same thing here, right? Yes, he's given some beige flags on his profile, which is an unpaid profile. So, you know, he's not put a lot of work into this.
Right. Before we move into the episode, though, I also have a social media comment from you that I wanted to share. Not from you, but from the audience. For me. For you. For us or me? For us. So you. Well, actually, no, I think it's actually more for you. Are you ready? Yes. I'm totally ready for a Wanderhopper edutainment event on how to get her to take it in the shithole. Should I be hyphenating? Question mark. That's from Mr. Not Your Average, who just listened to our last podcast episode. Better be hyphenated. If it wasn't, should it be? Yes, so we already discussed this. Which part?
The shithole of Wanderhopper? All of it should be hyphenated. All of it should be hyphenated.
Right, should be hyphenated right let's talk about spicy island now you're actually supposed to come to this event we went to this event last year i'll talk a little bit about the ins and outs of the event just to kind of refresh everybody but i had to go alone because you had to work because somebody has to keep the household afloat fair my question is why did you feel comfortable letting me go on my own and i'm using that term very specifically because at the end of the day this is a pretty big deal for a lot of people out there having your partner go to a full swingers event where i wasn't actually working i was an attendee for five days what made you feel comfortable in us basically me going well a few things you were going with the wonder hoppers With the hyphenated version or the unhyphenated always hyphenated there's no such thing as an under hyphenated i think there is it's when we're being sassy pants yeah okay so the the wonder hoppers were were there so that's one thing but also i know you know the person who runs that event really well i feel fairly confident that if there's an issue you know who to um very quickly get hold of if there were couples out there perhaps who were thinking about maybe having or approaching some solo player maybe not to this level like a full five-day event but maybe going to a club alone going on a date alone what kind of advice would you give them for that emotional side of it if they were looking to take take that step into potentially going to something solo?
Well, I mean, you've got to want to do that first from either side. It doesn't have to necessarily be from both sides, but certainly from either. One of the other person needs to be interested in that being something that they do. And I mean, that doesn't necessarily need to be the person who's going to the event. It might be the other person who has a fantasy about that, right?
If you're open to experiencing that on their behalf, then that's a good reason, still a good reason to do it, even though you may not be, it may not be your jam, but you're again, trying to, you know, trying to make your partner feel something, something exciting and different. So what would I say? Embrace yourself.
I mean, talk about what you can beforehand, set the boundaries you need to, and then I'm going to take going and say that's only that's only if you've got a potential problem with it i mean if What's your fantasy then you just go about your day right i mean you just go about your day and potentially spend half your day jerking off because you think it's going to be awesome seriously that's yeah that's where it's at that's where it's at i mean for some people if this is really a really exciting thing for somebody then why the fuck would they keep themselves busy with anything else that's true actually that is that is a slightly amber colored flag there isn't it because it kind of makes you feel like if they feel the need to keep themselves busy then maybe they're truly not on board with this maybe there's some hesitation there or some reservations yeah it's not a big surprise there might be some reservations if it's your first time around because you just you're inherently now trusting 100 your partner without any oversight at all the other people as, because I'm talking more from a personal physical risk perspective.
Like I think there would be surely, like you just said, you knew that there was, if I had a problem, I could go and see the owner of Spicey Match who was on the island. Yep. So I think, yes, if you were to, you know, have your partner going away, I think all in amongst this maybe nervous energy, there might be a, a what if the worst happens? What if this person gets injured, needs help? Yeah, what if something bad happens? What if something bad happens, yeah. Yeah, that's something to think about for sure.
Right, well, I'm going to talk a bit about Spicy Island to keep you guys updated on what it is. Didn't really give an answer, though. You didn't give me a chance to give an answer. Oh, go. Have you got a great answer?
Because if you haven't, I'm going to what and shit can is all of my all of mine are fucking awesome all of my answers what's your answer then what was the question again oh go just piss right off what advice would you give to people that might be considering going down the path of solo play or solo visits to events and or clubs whatever again so giving the answer that i started with before make sure you talk about what your what your limitations boundaries and hard rules are the other thing is if the person if the person who's at home is the one who really wants to experience this make sure you actually help them experience it oh yes yes so you know communication along the way in terms of what's going on and what's what's happened what's been exciting what's been interesting even small things you know people generally want to hear about that additionally make sure that you share it with them it's an experience that you should share as a couple right that's it's even though it might be a separate experience it doesn't mean that it's not an experience you can't yeah you're right because separate experiences don't need to be completely isolated unless you want them to be.
Because I know there are some people out there where it's like no questions asked. I don't want to hear about it. But if you inherently do want this to be your couple's experience, then it can also be that. Just because you're away playing separately and solo doesn't mean that you're on your own. The couple can still experience it just in a very different way, right? Yes. Okay, so let's talk about Spicy Island before we talk about my poolside masturbation and all the juicy stuff. Was it juicy? I think it was. You sure? What was juicy? My pussy. Oh, really? Yeah.
Somebody else's too because I did almost get squirted in the face. But let's save that for later. Spicy Island is a full island takeover off the coast of Croatia. We spoke about it last year. We did a full review recap. In Croatia. In an island off the coast. So I'm not going to go into like all the day-to-day specifics on how to get there and everything else because we've done that. But I do want to give a quick kind of update. The demographics and type of people that were there.
So I'm just rattling off the people i physically spoke to okay british american french canadian israeli hang on was that no no comma okay french comma canadian comma uh israeli uh serbian belgium dutch german italian Spanish, Bulgarian, Finnish, Swedish, Croatian, Norwegian, and Portugal. What are they called? Portuguese. Portuguese. Far out. Portuguese tarts. Hello. And the age ranges was from about 30 to 50. Wait, are we talking about Portuguese tarts or Portuguese tarts? Well, they were pretty tarty. Were they? Yeah, they actually fucking were. Good for them. Yeah, good for them.
Very attractive. Very attractive. Very, you know, that beautiful just skin. You mean, okay. Do I need to think? I was going to say, is there a well around here that I need to help somebody out of? Not somebody, some ones. There was two of them. Okay. Very attractive. Anyway, age range is 30 to 50. It's a pretty common, I think, similar to what we experienced last year, right? Yep. Yeah. Now, the cost, this is where it did differ a little bit. So, the standard bell tent with the shared bathroom is $14.99 for the five days. The forest lodges of where we stay was $18.99. Euro. Yes.
But this time i was in a sun lodge which is the more permanent yes structures on the island which had you're in the yuppie area i was in the yuppie area yeah so this because i was sharing with the bed hoppers so we were the collective wonder hoppers and so we were sharing an extra large hoppers try say that fast wonder hop hoppers because there's two hoppers. The wonder hop-hoppers. Yeah. So we were sharing the kind of the fancier Sun Lodge, which was €2,399 each for four nights. And that does include breakfast and dinner, right? So each couple. Each couple. That's four nights.
So that is including breakfast and dinner. And I spent about €500 on drinks.
That's because you're a boo booze hag so i did spend more than i expected to on drinks i actually think i might have also spent more this time on drinks than i did last year with you you did yeah yep that's crickets yeah i mean i was shouting a lot of people drinks yeah strange when you fucking give everybody else a drink no no however yeah gab and br Bree were also shouting me back drinks, so I just want to make sure that there was some shouting happening, reciprocal shouting, but there was somebody who I did say to them, like, oh, what are you drinking?
And they were like, oh, yeah, I'll take a bottle of rosé as well, thanks. As well? Because I was going to get a bottle of rosé, and I was just asking them, like, oh, do you want a vodka laminate or something? I was going to shout them a drink. Did you take you to those cunts? I thought it was a bit white. I was a bit like, what? And then I thought, oh, fuck it. So I gave them a bottle of rosé. It was like 20 bucks, whatever. Yeah, I know you're dumb. What are you, fucking Oprah? Just. So, yeah, so the combination. So we both shared this, like, fancier sun lodge.
Last year, the bell tent, which did have air conditioning and it had this little kind of balcony thing over the water not over the water overlooking overlooking the water but this year it was more of a permanent bungalow structure it had a full balcony we had a full lounge room overlooking the pool it had all these things no not really it's close to the pool it's close to the pool it's nearly overlooking the pool it's got a really nice um island view yeah yeah it does the definitive upgrade i think with that particular accommodation is it does have a fridge and it is close to the pool as you say so breakfast every morning is by the pool yeah so that's really which is what we did anyway really really stupid yeah and you mind you and i don't mind walking but i can see how if you're right at the south end that trek would be you know a little bit annoying yeah that whole one kilometer but 0.6 of a mile is it worth the extra 600 euros that's 2.3 drag Thanks for listening.
That trek would be, you know, a little bit annoying. Yeah, that whole one kilometre. But. 0.6 of a mile. Is it worth the extra 600 euros? That's 2.3 drag strips. So it's four nights, 600 euros difference. I'm going to go with yes. It's worth it. Okay. If we went back, I think. I didn't go. That's where I would go. So I can't give a backup on this. I wasn't there. Yeah, but that's a little bit about the spicy match.
but i want to talk about what happened on the island with me so i really want to get into some personal personal stories but first i want to share some audio from daryl that we recorded um about him wanting me to be a slut so let's listen to that i want you to actually embrace your inner slut you want me to be a dirty little whore yes absolutely okay do you want someone to call me a dirty little whore what would you see me coming back do you want me to tell you that i slept with like two different people do you care if they're men? Do you care if they're women?
I'd like you to say that you slept with somebody every day. Yep. That you had a raging fuckfest. Including travel day? Yeah, if you can. Okay. I mean, you have the option. Check out day? Wake up and be like, hey, let's get a quick one in before we go travel?
Yeah, you have the option check out day like wait wake up and be like hey let's get a quick one in before we go travel yeah you have that you have that option as well right that's just a little snippet from our patreon exclusive behind the scenes coffee chats that i had with daryl one morning before going to spicy island if you want to hear that entire conversation and all of our other behind the scenes and exclusive content just head over to patreon.com forward slash swinging down under or head to the show notes and that will take you there okay so i'm just going to rattle some stuff off that happened and then you can ask questions as we go along the pizza and card games by kate these are just my random little notes one of the pool party days i was getting a bit peckish and so was gab and so we decided to hitch a ride with somebody who had a golf buggy handy af and we went down to the pizza tent hitch a ride so that means you basically stole the fucking golf buggy i would have but there were only a couple on the island and this dude was in it and no i mean basically just gab had a tits out and she was like yeah that's what i figured hey hey i think it's yes so stole excuse me sir i've got you know tall high heels on and i i can't walk exactly help me and you get to watch my boobs bounce as I go down the hill.
So, Gab and I went down to the pizza place, which the pizza last year, if you remember, pretty good. Yes, it was very good. They didn't have the burgers on the island this time, which I was basically raging about because I've been telling everybody how fucking great these burgers were. They were good burgers. Pizza was good as well, though, and I can happily exchange burger for pizza at any stage. That's true, you can. Anyway, so we go down, we get pizza, we come back up, and we decide to share it around. So we're sharing it with the people in the little VIP beds next to us.
I walk over to the other side of the pool, and there's some people over there that we'd been talking to earlier in that day, and we start giving pizza to those guys. So basically just walking around and giving pizza. But I also have my little charades card game. You know, my sexy charades game? Nope. The one where you have to like mime out sucking a dick. We played it in our house when our friends came over for dinner when Nate and Joel were here.
I was playing the card game with everybody around the pool because I was just walking around and just going, here, play a game, play a game, playing a game. One of the people had a card and they turned to me and they're like, I don't know what this is. Can you help me?
And I okay it was motorboating oh what the fuck she'd never heard of motorboating of what motorboating was and so i had to explain it and then she's like okay okay i got it and then she said can i use you as a prop with my big tits i was like i was like yeah that makes sense so then she was like her husband i kid you not it was like 0.2 seconds he's like motorboating yeah there was this whole conversation about how do you know what that is and i don't i thought it was sweet but how do you not know what motorboating is i don't know if there's a rock somewhere well maybe it's a good life not knowing what that is why i don't know why would that be a good thing well is it sexy yeah not really oh there you go but it's not unsexy is it not unsexy no who knows i do i just said no and then somebody else got a card that was missionary.
Oh, fuck. Yeah. And it was her husband actually. And he was like, oh, can I use you as a prop? And I was like, yeah, no worries. So he pushes me on the VIP bed, jumps on me and starts pretending to fuck me. And it took an awkwardly long amount of time for people to get missionary. Yeah. Well, they would say fucking.
They were like fucking, you know, like pounding you know like pounding yeah well i mean you're amongst a generally fairly liberal group of people yeah but then this dude is literally pretending to like pants over yeah fuck me actually i was topless but you would call you know you would call that when you were younger you would call that something what would we call pants on no you don't know what that is no dry humping yeah yeah thank god it wasn't it but anyway it just got it was funny at first and then it took so long with the guesses there would have been like 20 guesses and he was still going and i was like yeah this is getting all this is actually now past the point of awkwardness so it was yeah so either get my pants off and get this done or let's just finish up i was like okay okay and what do.
And what do I do? Do I lie there like a pillow princess or do I pretend I'm getting into it? What do you mean? You would normally just lie there like you're a pillow princess even if it was happening. Oh, more burn. Sorry, starfish Kate. So lame. It was such low-hanging fruit. Kate's got – Kind of like your balls. Kate's got four stars on shag book for the amount of starfishes that she can do. Oh God. All right. So pool parties, we went, obviously I was there for every single pool party because I love a good pool party. You know that. Yeah, it is weird.
Also didn't get burnt the entire time I was there. It was sunny. I did not get burnt. I was pretty impressed by that actually. Well done. I did come home and want some kudos from you and you did not give them to me and I felt jaded by the lack of kudos. Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure that I should give you kudos for being an adult. Yes, you should. Yeah? Yeah. But you're an adult. Look at you, you drank your water today, good girl. Okay, so I should treat you like a dog. Actually, I think the answer to that in our household would be yes. Yeah, because she's sitting on your lap right now.
Given that she's currently asleep on my lap. Right. Yeah, and she gets nothing but treats and love and cuddles one of the other things at the pool parties that i did was um i kissed gab i kissed gab a lot yeah we were getting it on it's not a surprise to me she's so wee and petite yeah i did feel like a bit of a giant towering over her maybe yeah i mean i feel like you were just you know way too aggressive next well no i felt like's because you are. And I was like, shit, do I, like, put her on a little stool? What do I do? Jesus.
I know this lady, and she will comfortably kick you in the pussy for saying shit like that. She would. Yeah. But she knows she's a little petite, little wee thing. Yeah, I know she is. She actually says it herself. She's gorgeous. She does say it herself, though. Huge fucking shoes. I've never seen anyone who wears shoes that high and pulls them off all the time. And pulls them off. Right? On an island with the rocks. She walks like a normal person when she's got them on. Well, she does put a hand out. It's actually really quite cute.
She puts a hand out and then he kind of helps her walk around a little bit. I've seen that last year. I know. It's cute. I also made out with another lady. I don't her name um that's why i i have literally plus another lady in my notes plus another lady how hi if i made out with you hello if you're the lady who made out with kate please uh send us a message with your name our vip beds so the pool parties we had on one of the actually in two of the days our little crew had all three v a row. Get out. Yes. We created this like little commune, little area. Of a VIP.
You can't use the word commune on VIP beds. Well, yes and no. No. It's no, there's no yes. It's just no. There's a few of us who'd paid for them and then there were some. Ring-ins. Ring-ins. Yeah, but they can call it a commune. They can. Okay. Not you. Okay, fine. Not the people who are paying. The people who are not paying can call it a commune. So, there was... We had all three of them two days in a row, which was really kind of cool for the pool parties. Just figured out where you spent all the drink money. No, because that actually...
No, that actually did include a bottle of champagne as well. So... No. For free. Well, not for free because you pay for the bed. Yeah, it's almost like you – oh. Oh, no, that's not included in that price. That money that I told you before was just for the drinks. Jesus Christ. You know, we can just – you know, there's hookers up the road that I could get you laid with. It'd be much cheaper. The weather was perfect for the pool parties. I do want to say that because I know last year – Croatia was nearly perfect all the whole time we were there as well.
A little bit cold on the first day and the last day but otherwise i mean but yeah for you for regular folk they were still comfortable in the pool i want to talk about the vibrator that that wouldn't die okay so so gab had a vibrator and it got bought out at one point in time also actually now i'm thinking about it she was threatening to use a double and a dildo on me all week. And didn't? I would not allow that thing to come near my pussy. Why? It was fucking massive. Like length or girth? Both. Okay. I was like, when she gave it, and she was like, I'm going to use this on you.
I was like, what? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay, so only anally. And then she was like, no, no. I was like, what the fuck? Actually, I do have a funny story about trying to use that. I'm going to bring it in a second. So, she had this vibrator, and she brought it out by the pool pool and I don't know what happened to it, but it stopped working because it wouldn't turn off. It wouldn't turn off. Oh. So it was literally a vibrator that would not die. The switch or something, I don't know what it was, but it wouldn't turn off. Is this your vibrator? No. And so we thought it's running.
Might as well use it. It would be a shame to waste it. Let's see if we can wear it out. How many ladies can we get to use it? And let's see if we can get this fucking vibrator to wear out. Nice. So Gab used it. Yep. I used it on Gab. Yep. I got up on the pool, naked, poolside, pussy out, facing the pool, facing everybody else. I used it, got off. Nice. Then Gab used it on another lady. So that's three, weren't it three?
Yep it three yep well gabby's it twice so i'm gonna say that's let's go by by uses four i thought you said ladies okay and then she got off gab gab got the other lady off then another lady came and used it yep six and then it was bouncing around the concrete for a little while because we were just joking around and then we washed it oh no we're washing it between uses every single time nobody stipulated that but then somebody threw it in the pool still going dove in picked it up still going why didn't they get themselves off underwater that actually would have been a well i don't know maybe maybe that's too risky i don't know then i was using on on Gab, which is when I almost got squirted in the face.
From Gab. From Gab. Gab nearly squirted you. And then she got out of the pool, picked it up, and was walking it around, basically saying, you know, like, come on. Come on, ladies. Like, let's, you know, get the most. Let's line up. Let's get the most of this vibrator. And she gave it to one lady. And this one lady then took it up the front to where Jamesy was playing some games. Now, you know, Jamesy, quite gay. Yep, good value. Quite gay. Yeah, super gay. Not interested in using a vibrator on a lady. Like, generally. Might be on himself. Generally unhappy with that.
So then he's up the front now. This lady's handed in a vibrator, and he's joking around and flinging it around and, like, laughing about the fact that, you know, it was then. And then he throws it in the pool. Somebody dies for it, picks it up, hands it back to him. But then a lady comes over and is like, oh, yeah, use it on me. We'll be right back. and like laughing about the fact that, you know, it was then. And then he throws it in the pool. Somebody dives for it, picks it up, hands it back to him. But then a lady comes over and is like, oh, yeah, use it on me kind of thing.
And I was watching this whole thing unfold from the other side of the pool knowing full well that James is gay. Could hear Jamesy's head going, ew. Oh, no, a pussy.
Anyway, so then she was all like trying to get a pussy up on him holding the vibrator and I'm like, this is not what he to do he dealt with it quite great i think he got somebody else to get it and then use it on her or something like that it's the way to go it's exactly the perfect way to go but this is how this is you know swinging events work if you don't necessarily want to do it yourself you can find somebody else to do it but i actually spoke to him the next day and i said oh hey i saw that whole situation unfold yesterday like yeah and. Like, yeah.
He was like, yeah, I'm not really into the pussy. And I was like, no, I know. But well done. Anyway, so then it gets passed around to two other ladies. One was getting off basically on top of the speaker on the dance floor and then another one was getting off on the other side on the VIP thing. Then it got thrown into the pool for a third time and then I don't know what happened to it basically. It's probably still sitting there vibrating now.
It's probably's got an infinite power source in it that yeah but the vibrator that wouldn't die we couldn't figure out what happened to it don't know button got stuck on engine got stuck on i don't know but that was definitely going back to the commune thing that was a communal vibrator yes that is some weird shit you would have i think you would have actually, not from necessarily people just getting off, but just from the comedic value of the whole situation. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I'm sure it sounded very – it was very comedic when you were there, but afterward, just now, it sounds kind of weird. Does it? Yeah. Why? Well, for starters, you probably should have mentioned up front that it was being washed in between. Of course it was being. Because the people who are listening to this are halfway through and they're thinking exactly the same thing as I am. Of course it was cleaned before between pussies. Come on. How do I know this? Okay. It was cleaned between pussies. Would you have liked to have watched me? Yes, of course.
Because like getting off naked poolside daytime. This is not you. Not my common MO. No, that's pretty cool. No, that's very cool. So would you have liked to have watched that? Yes, absolutely. Would you have let me just continue on my own or would you have come over and tried to get involved with some dick sucking or something? I would have happily let you do it yourself. Go nuts. Are you sure you wouldn't have like slunk over with your hard dick and tried to put it in my mouth? I mean, I could have done that as well. I feel like you would have done that.
If you're up there having fun, why would I interrupt? Because you've got a hard dick. So? That needs sucking. I've got a fucking hard dick three times a day. What am I going to do with it, Kate? It's hard. As a 16-year-old, as any man who's gone through 16 years of age knows, you very quickly learn what to do, what not to do with a hard dick. Smash it between two bricks. Fucking, you know, it's always there. So as you know, James, he plays some awesome pool games, right?
he does great he's got his shit organized he does james now one of the one of the people one of the ladies that was in our crew it was her birthday month and she was selected to be part of the sensual touch birthday games okay so james gets her up the front he lays her down on one of the pool pool bed kind of things the chairs fully flat and gets a bunch of people up i want to say there's like maybe 14 to 16 people if there's sushi involved amount there's not sushi so he gets her up there about yeah i don't know 12 14 16 people i was one of them and we were basically around her and it's sensual so we have feathers and he gives us all an ostrich feather each and we have to rub that and she's topless with like oh no wait was she penny yeah she was penniless as well and so everybody's draping these feathers and he's kind of directing and it's slowly one by one by one getting added it's not like all at the same time yep and then people are rubbing them on her nipples basically and you get given a section of her body so i had her left lower leg and and then other people had her nipples and stuff like that and then he slowly removes the feathers and gives us ice again one by one by one so it's kind of like starting to get more and more so then everybody's using ice on her ice over her nipples on her legs in her pussy everything like not in her pussy but on around her pussy and then people start kissing and licking her and it was at this time when he was directing her partner to give her a kiss and then get somebody else to give her a kiss and then so on and so forth so he's essentially playing pass the parcel with this and she's got a mask on she can't see she got no idea and at one point somebody i think was either giving her a kiss or was sucking on her nipples or something and um he was like, he said to the husband or the partner, like, oh, see if she knows who that is.
And she thought it was me. Oh, really? Yeah, so she was like, oh, it's Kate for sure. And I was like, I didn't say anything. It wasn't me. I was actually down in the pussy area. I thought that was really funny, but that was for her, like, birthday. So, yeah, she had a bunch of people just lavishing attention on her, which was really, really nice. She was a good sport. She liked it. And then Gab and the games, of course, like Jamesy knows Gab, so he's always getting her, again, little pocket rocket up to play games. She's up there a lot of the time.
And they had this group versus group game at one point in time, and right at the end they were doing a bunch of different things. They had to do sexual positions.
There was, like, 20-size mattress that's a lot that's a lot of especially you're trying to i mean is there even space to do sexual no no there's people like it was a level of crazy i've never seen before but you had to come up with like the best and everyone had to vote on it and then at the very end because apparently it was too hard to tell but i feel like this is the way it happens every time there was a conga line and whoever could collect the most people in the conga line coming and joining them to dance around the pool would win got it right and so as you can imagine like it started out with the 20 people and they're running around trying to collect everybody who's just chilling on the pool chairs and stuff and i was i wasn't in the original games but i thought fuck it as if i'm not going to get up and join this so i joined one of the conga lines because there was sandwiched between a couple of ladies it was quite good but then i was also trying to get people to join the conga line and there were a ton of people don't get me wrong but a few people that i asked would not participate well conga haters now i know that pool games and that stuff can be quite confronting especially if it's like i'll take a shot off that guy's dick like i get that i'm not one to generally to do that but just dancing around in a conga line some people just don't like congas but i it was actually it was a turnoff for me oh really yeah i can actually visualize two of the two or three of the people that i asked because it just screams because you're weird boring and like what it just screams to me like you're not fun you won't even get up to do a simple conga line like it's a fucking conga line calm down get up be silly for two seconds then don't sit down yeah get crazy stop taking yourself so goddamn seriously crazy broadway style yeah so i just turn off i want to talk about the night party so the first night party was can't remember but i was wearing lingerie and so there's a bunch of us that ended up getting some lingerie photos on the bed i don't think they turned out too well i think i've seen those have you well maybe i think i think they turned up in our group chat no in the actually in one drive oh okay because the photo is sinking to one drive fair enough yep and then i because i like to swim naked and i did the same thing in And I'll see you next time.
Actually, in OneDrive. Oh, okay. Because the photo's sinking to OneDrive. Fair enough. Yep. And then I, because I like to swim naked, and I did the same thing in Sicily, but I got in the pool to go night swimming. Well, here's the thing. There was another British couple there, K and B, and when I started getting naked and got into the pool, the husband, B, was like, oh, thank God, I've been waiting for somebody else to do this, and he got in with me.
and then it was just the two of us floating around now because the the water from the pool is actually from the sea you can float in it yeah so i was just actually floating you know most people can do that yeah but because of the salt content it's like yeah no i know it's better yeah so i was just floating around naked in the in the pool and it's again it baffles me that people just more people don't do that because how often in your life can you be at a party in a giant pool under the stars naked? At least once a year. At least once a year. It baffles me that more people don't do it.
Anyway, I got out and then I was just standing there naked and you can tell my hair was wet and whatever and the owner of Spicy Match walks past, the mister, because there's a couple, the mister of Mr. Spicy Match walks past and he just looks at me and he's like, you didn't. And I was like, fuck yeah, who wouldn't want to swim naked under the stars? I'm doing it. Yeah, you're there. Your ball's in. My ball's in. I like it. Putting my laundry back on afterwards after you were wet and cold was a bit annoying. Steampunk night. So here's some interesting information for you.
I really like Steampunk night, as you was down on south south beach well steampunk night is actually quite fun quite fun as long as you've got steampunk because it's actually quite expensive to buy it can be yeah well i made my own but it was down on the south beach you remember that that area down on the south beach there the deck that was overlooking the water that was that really kind of more of a unique so it was down there so high So high energy, like we were really excited. I really liked the steampunk. I was dancing on my own for an hour.
I'm a unicorn and everybody in the lifestyle is like, oh, man, God, I wish there was more unicorns, like more single ladies. Oh, they are, right? On my own for an hour. It's terrible. It's terrible. We should send a letter to somebody. Actually, no, I will take that back because I was about to complain that nobody in our crew came and danced with me, but I will take it back because Mrs. H on, I think, two occasions. She saved you. On two occasions she came up and dancing's not her thing. She saved you. You know that. Yeah.
But she came up, I think, on two different occasions and actually had a little bit of a jig with me. So I will give that to Mrs. H for that.
But from one hour, you've got a single lady at a fucking swingers party and uh and i was on my own and then again gab and brie actually did come later and they were like she comes in and she's like why does anybody dance with you i'm like that's a good question she's like fuck it i'll dance with you and then the three of us were dancing so suck it i had a very broken conversation with a german guy who'd seen me on youtube oh really yes what did he what did he see you on youtube john the tour from last spicy island oh okay so he is that why he went that's why he went but he came up and he was talking to me and in german and then he was like you know trying to say something in german and then he was like hold on and went and got his german friend to come over who came over who spoke who spoke a little bit of english and this but not much and then I was trying to speak German so I'm trying to go back to like you know circa 20 years ago German lessons and I'm trying to speak fucking German to these people and again I've had a couple of drinks at this point oh okay and it was the most funny conversation the most offensive German you could offer it's the most offensive German I could offer.
One person who, a lick of English, and the other guy who, a little bit of English, bless them, they were, obviously, they were trying to speak English, so that's definitely, you know, points. Well, all of you were in speaking the wrong language for the country you were in. I know, I know. But it was really funny that there was this, like, really broken conversation that was a highlight for me. You should have all went to Croatian. That way nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about.
Yeah, and then going back to Gavin Brie coming and dancing with me, when she came up, she said, you know what, I'll act foolish with you and I'll dance around. The DJ that night was doing some remixes and mixing in some old rock stuff as well. So all of a sudden he would remix, because it's very dancey music on Spicey Island, as you know, and he would do a remix of, say, an EDM version of Blink-182. Okay, nice. That was really, really cool. And Metallica and stuff like that. Thank you. Because it's very dancey music on Spicey Island, as you know.
And he would do a remix of, say, an EDM version of Blink-182. Okay, nice. That was really, really cool. And Metallica and stuff like that. Then, basically, I go to leave the party. And on my way back up, I'm actually going to collect some pizza for the room. Because I'm leaving everybody else down there and I'm going to go collect pizza. I'm out. And I think I'm going to call it a night. No one's dancing with me. Whatever, right? So, on my way to collect pizza, as you know, the pizza is right next to the playrooms, right?
So I walked through the playroom area, and this is very out of character for me. So are you ready for this? Okay. So there was a guy there standing, and there was a lady on her knees giving him her blowjob. Yep. And I'm walking through in my lingerie. Yeah. He waves me over. Really? Yeah.
So again, nobody's dancing with me for an hour i'm there i'm like hey i'm here i'm ready for some fun and no one's dancing with me i randomly walk through to get some pizza and this guy's getting a blow job and he waves me over so i think fuck it i'm gonna go over no i've never spoken to or seen this person before whatsoever so i think fuck it i'm gonna go over his partner or I'm guessing it's his partner, is still giving him a blowjob. I start kissing him and then I have my hand on her head in her hair, basically getting her to mouth fucking. Nice. So I'm kissing him for a while.
He's obviously enjoying the fact that some random ladies come over, kissing him, forcing his person to this lady to give him a deeper blowjob. All very delightful. And then I kiss her a little bit as well. So I kiss her and I moved her head back as a forward fucking his cock and guiding her mouth on his cock basically. I go down and kiss her, kiss him again, and then I walk on and get my pizza. Why do you keep walking? I just liked, and I've wrote it in the notes here, but a little flurry is nice. Okay. I thought that was, first of all, very risque of me, if I don't say so myself.
But I thought sometimes it doesn't need to be this. First of all, a little spontaneous fun can be nice. And then second of all, you don't need to think so deep about everything all the time. Like, if it's just a little spontaneous fun, I don't need to know that you like or dislike Thank you. So having a bit of spontaneous fun is good. Having a little flurry is nice. And then I thought you were also having a little taste is nice. You don't necessarily have to go the whole smorgasbord. You can have an entree. Yeah. And that's what I did.
And then I was like, oh, all great and then i went and got my pizza and went back to the room which was your full dinner so you had the entree then yeah the pizza was dinner yeah got it and then uh and then and then some masturbation before bed was my dessert really yeah nice what do you think about that i like it yeah that sounds like a lot of fun i'm glad you did surprise you. Does that surprise you? It's very out of character, yeah. Yeah. Very out of character. You would not normally put yourself – you would not normally put yourself out there like that. No, not like that, no. No.
But I'm very – I mean, it sounds condescending if I say proud, but you know what I mean. I know what you mean. Yeah. Well done. Any other questions? No. Sounds very sexy. They were very attractive, by the way. Okay. That's why we're no fail. So why didn't you stay? Again, I just wanted a little – like a little – Yeah, I know.
A little a little smile ray i should have actually stayed and got fucked actually because yeah i had been say i was thinking oh that was really nice tomorrow i can't wait to get fucked yeah that see that's foolish that's foolish to think that tomorrow will be a day where you have that option yeah so foolish anyway there was a bunch of people that did actually go back play that night, and I have some audio from the morning after of our Irish friends. I'll play that for you now. It was a hairy leg, but it was a strong one. Sounds like they got fucked. Yeah, they did.
That was the same night, after the steampunk night. So you missed out on two fuckings. Could have had a random fucking in. Could have had a random fucking in, a grip fucking. Actually, they were talking about how to arrange a speed orgy, you know, whether you should really then put a timer on it. Yeah. You just set up a chest timer in the corner. Yeah, would you actually set a timer up and now move? No. Yeah, because what if somebody's midway through an orgasm? No, you don't stop mid-orgasms. What are you doing?
Plus, there's always somebody in an orgy or in… That you just don't want to play with? No, that you might want to play with for longer. I was actually thinking of the positive, not the negative. Right, right. So the light show people were there again? Yep. You know, there's amazing... Yeah, yeah, they do a great job. Crazy great. There was a couple of mass performers, they were fantastic. Kerry Gold was, of course, there doing her amazing work on the pole. You mean the woman who could do push-ups on her pinky finger?
Actually, she's at Hedonism inica right now and doing push-ups on her pink no she's doing some chair work but it's one of those like really dodgy folding chairs but she's on the actual high part of the chair but on balancing what the fuck yeah i was looking at that and i'm like i fall over on those chairs just trying to sit down yeah no incredible yep i'm gonna talk about the letdown Yeah, there were some. So I foreshadowed a little bit there, but the white party. Remember last time's white party? Yeah. Remember how epic it was? Yeah. I was telling – I was really pumping it up.
I'm like, man, the white party, like, that's the one. That's the shit. It goes off. Like, that's the night, man. It goes off. It didn't. And again, I was thinking like, oh, yeah. The white party even went off even though it was fucking freezing. It did went off even though it was freezing last year. And that was the – I think it would be the correct English would be it did go off. It did go off. It did went off. It did went off. Although, I mean, you are using went off with a hyphen, so maybe you can use it that way.
If there's any English teachers out there who can help me out, send Kate an email.
I'm sure there'll be one or two people who will feel the need to correct us awesome so the white party i was super amped up for i was really amped up i was just wearing lingerie and some gems on my face i had this like white robe thing the light people were there again i was all amped up i was telling everybody like oh they're like it's great it's gonna be so great let's get through the amp up and then and then people were trying to talk about speed orgies and that was a potential that i was be invited to and or go. So I was like, fuck yeah, like the sex and the party. Speed orgies went away?
It just, the party was a bit of a flop. So what, that sucked the energy out of the speed org? It really did. So no one in the group actually ended up having sex that night. Wow. That's a downer of a party.
left the party super early like it was a real this is what happens when you have these these build-ups in your mind of what things are yeah i was really a bit upset about it i don't know that it was epic last year it was it was good it wasn't epic okay well because it was good because we were hanging out with good people and having fun but it wasn't you know it wasn't but there was there was all the people around as well there was there would have been half the people yeah but it still was i mean i'm just talking about the energy of the group but the energy of the group wasn't there last year either i don't think at the party yeah we have very different memories of the white party last year by the way they actually had a new bdsm section on site this year and it was really really well done um and i think the reason they had that here's one of mydowns, but I think the reason they had that was because there was a higher German kink-based population that came to this event.
And they were really heavily into kink, and that's great. They were head-to-toe latex. Which came first, though? The German or the kink? No, yeah, the German kinkster or the kink room. I think they came with it. Yeah. And so you know how like these things can be, you get big groups of people. Like there might be a specific promoter that promotes into that and there's a big group of people that come. And the German kink population were head to toe in black latex and stuff like that. Even on the white party? I don't think they came. Oh. So at the white party. But there's white latex.
There was like barely, there was probably half the people there. White latex looks really good on some people. It does look actually really good. Actually, one of the people from our crew, she looked absolutely fantastic, banging on the steampunk night. And she was in all of the latex-y. So did you shag her? Stuff, no. They went up and shagged some other people. But yeah, it was a bit of a letdown because there was. They didn't come.
They didn't't come but also when you've got groups that are so heavily into something like a kink at a swing events sometimes it changes the dynamic it changes the dynamic i'm really messing um a slovenian dude grabbed my tit in the pool oh really yeah i was talking to his wife and we're just talking about how beautiful uh slovenia is because we love it we've been there and we're talking about the little island on the water and everything and he's and her husband swans over and i'm like oh hi i'm kate and it's he's an older bigger guy and he just grabbed both my boobs and moved them up and down like this and went oh i really like your boobs and then just went flip i like your boobs flip and i was like cool can you not like no please don't do that and what did he say nothing he just moved on it was i'm not sure that's funny that's that's not funny no it wasn't funny that's not okay in fact no yeah so i mean maybe you should say something in future oh no i said to him like oh please you know don't do that why would you say please this is not you're not this is not a fucking request request it's like do not do that do not do that do not do not you don't have my permission to do that loop all my tits around you don't have permission to do that yeah that's all you have to say now last year was the first year that spicy island had taken place we went to the first week this year they did two weeks they doubled in size yeah i have to say while we're doing this i just want to say to everyone i hope you're enjoying the car alarm in the background as much as we have been for the last two days as it goes off every half an hour so if you're enjoying it please send a letter to whoever is sending who's uh whoever's car it is to ask them to move it closer to your house yeah and also if you were the person trying to steal that car can you just crack on just get it done i mean two days to steal the car fucking hell it's becoming very inconvenient so they doubled they did two weeks this year they essentially doubled doubled the party double the population now the island can take 600 people they had an 80 sold out rate for the second week so there was around about 480 people there so that was slightly let down in terms of like i would have loved the energy of the 600 people however that level of growth is actually really, really impressive.
Absolutely. So that is a letdown, but also I know like doubling. That just means it'll be full next year. Oh, hell yeah. So doubling in one year is a massive, massive thing. Would I go back? Yes, I would. I think that it's pretty rare for us to do things that like once every year though. So I don't necessarily think that it would be something where I would go every single year. But would I go back? I think absolutely. I think it remains to be very unique. I love Croatia. It's beautiful weather. It's, yeah, just a little bit different. So yes, I would go back.
Who would I recommend to attend or not attend? We've kind of spoken about this on last year's episode. But really, I think for me, it's a couple of things. I think people who want to experience another resort-type location, but you want something different. So I would say, like, if you've done the Hedos, if you've done the Desires to Death, I think coming to something like this would be... Well, actually, I don't think it's even to death. I think it's just a very different... Yeah, if you want to try something different, yeah. And it's a good different... It's a very good different.
I think anybody who wants and loves to meet other cultures, definitely for you. Yes, absolutely. And if you're happy to muddle your way through I'm sorry.
good different i think anybody who wants and loves to meet other cultures definitely for you yes absolutely and if you're happy to if you're happy to you know muddle your way through a language barrier as well it's actually a bit of fun yeah and then i think people who don't take themselves too seriously and the reason i say that is because at the end of the day it is an island so some of the paths are concrete some of them are kind of rock rock areas that you well i mean And it's Croatian coastline, so it's, you know, marble rock. Yeah, exactly.
A lot of very old rock laying around, and that's basically what it is. So, yeah. Now, in terms of the price point, what do I think about that? So, I think that the Forest Lodge, which is where we stayed last year, at €1,899 for four nights, including breakfast and dinner.
I think, yes, the price the price point i mean it is on the more expensive side um but actually i think it's pretty reasonable for a four night full event which has i agree breakfast and dinner involved it's also an awesome place in an awesome place so i think yes it is absolutely worth the money so to wrap it up there are two weeks again happening next year it's uh the 28th of june to the 2nd of july and then the second week is the 3rd of July to the 7th of July.
I'll put them in the show notes if you guys are interested in coming over to Croatia to experience Spicy Island next year because they're doing two weeks again in 2025. But the big news is that we're actually partnering with Spicy next year in 2025 to do a Cupdag event. Yes.
So we've been wanting a girl i've been wanting to take a group to cup dog for ages and because i believe so heavily in spicy match because they do great at cup dog they do great in in europe in general but if you guys want to join us for that we will be going 8th of july to the 13th of july next year and again i'll put that in the show notes if you guys want to join us in Europe. I'm excited. I only have to fly a couple of hours and I'm at the event. Well, four hours. Yeah. That's so much better than 15 and 20 hour transits over to the US. Yeah.
I'm really excited because I will be the one not jet lagged. For a change. So I'm going to be annoying everybody else with like hyper energy. You mean more? More. Yeah. Because it's not about the energy. Yes. Necessarily. Do you know, so there's already 20 couples booked, but do you know that more than half of them have never been to Europe before? Oh, is that right? That's right. So, we're going to do a stopover in Paris on the way. I'm really excited by this because, you know, I love to share my love of travel with people. So, I'm already feeling myself becoming annoying right now. Yep.
People are going to get so fucking sick of me by the end of that trip. Yeah, probably. Because I'm going to be like, you're in Europe for the first time. Let's fucking do it. You know? And then I'm going to make them, I'll be like, hey, go up and order a coffee and a croissant. Go. Café au lait. Café au lait et croissant, s'il vous plaît. Yeah, there's no need for the air in front of the café au lait.
Café au lait et cro croissant s'il vous plaît yeah that there's no need for the air in front of the café au lait café au lait et croissant s'il vous plaît croissant croissant that's that dog audio again and then i went down to the shops and i got a croissant exactly today i wanted to eat a croissant so i went to a place that sells croissant and I bought a croissant. Yeah, I'm going to be like making them do all the things. Yeah, it sounds like fun. Yeah, I can't. If you're coming with me, be prepared to be annoyed is all I can say. In a solid, loving, enthusiastic way. Sure, sure.
But annoyed all the same. Yeah, like the way I get annoyed.
Like you'll get coffee fucking questions and shit yeah great it's the best thing ever that's my spicy that's my unicorn hall pass spicy island review what do you think i think you it sounds like you had fun i didn't have as much fun as i wanted to though yeah well that's what happens when you walk away from a sure thing for the thing for tomorrow yeah you never walk away from the poker table when you're making money somebody just that's not true because that's when that's what i know it's only it's the first time you lose money that you walk away i see what you're saying yeah because like the pokey machine that i stayed at last year again when you put money in and you immediately start losing take it out and walk away right rejected, walk away.
But if, you know, there's sex on the table. And you wish for said sex with said people. Stay and have said sex. Yeah, seems to make a lot more of a common sense sort of rationale. Yeah, that's actually, you know what, that's the good wrap-up for this episode. So how to be a better swinger. Don't leave the table for a sure thing. Especially if you want the sure thing. If you want the sure thing. Yeah, absolutely. Have sex. Make hay while the sun shines. Make, yeah, make. Make the fucking. Make pussy sloppy noises. Ew. Or pussy noises while the cock's hard. Yeah, or something much cleverer.
Yeah, somebody will send us something cleverer. It'll probably be a jingle. Yeah. Ooh, a jingle. I'm looking forward to a jingle to describe that. I shall make a jingle for the next episode. Thanks for joining. What do you think? All good? All good. Did I live up to your expectations or your desires or hopes on Kate's sluttiness? Not even close. Yeah, you were like, take five guys in the ass.
I mean, if that's what you wanted to do on the night, then I wouldn't have a problem with that it'd actually be very exciting to me yeah but yeah no i mean it's a it's a lot sluttier than i expected you were actually going to do because you've been to other things before and you're like yeah i'm gonna get my slut on and then you walk away going oh yeah i decided not to in the middle of the night yeah like to do any slutty at all but this time you sluttied i did some slutty you did not enough slutty yeah you sluttied alone which is not really slutty at all. But this time you sluttied.
I did some slutty. You did. Not enough slutty. Yeah. You sluttied alone, which is not really slutty. Yeah. Need to do that speed orgy. Just get a dick up here. Yeah. Maybe the person from the beginning of the conversation might be that person. The guy that has one photo. Maybe. You never know. We'll see. We will. If you've enjoyed today's episode, please do us a favour. Follow us on social media. media subscribe to our podcast and if your podcast catcher has the opportunity to do so please leave us a rating or review all right bye guys thanks for listening see you
