The Explicit Swinging Lifestyle Podcast

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right g'day guys and welcome back to another episode of swinging down under this is episode 108 daryl what's the star date um i'm gonna say it's 12.3.5 oh excellent yeah which is totally not a thing but you know if we go with star dates we might as well make them as unrealistic as possible i love it i love it hey guys today is a very special episode it is an explicit episode now if you've been listening to us for a little while you may have recognized that there is no intro to this particular episode, Daryl, ask me why there's no intro. Oh, Kate. Yeah. explicit episode.

Now, if you've been listening to us for a little while, you may have recognized that there is no intro to this particular episode. Daryl, ask me why there's no intro. Oh, Kate? Yeah? Why is there no intro to this episode? Well, that's because I made a very special episode intro, Daryl. Would you like to hear it? Oh, God. Oh, get ready. Are you ready? I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Oh, I'm out already. Morning. Morning. This is an explicit podcast by Swinging Down Under. If you're underage or don't want to listen to threesomes, sex stories or sex positions, then please skip this episode. Holy.

Holy shit, Batman. What do you think? It's terrifying is what it is. I made that. I made that months and months ago and I've been waiting to use that for so long. I actually feel like I need to cut myself out of this explicit contract. Do you need to do a douching just because you feel like? I feel a little dirty. So what's going on in today's episode, guys? We are sitting here. We're doing something a little bit out of the ordinary. I am currently sitting here with a sex pill in front of me.

Both Daryl and I are going to take some sex pills as we record this episode, and then we're going to tell you whether or not it's bullshit or whether they work. So for Patreons, we're also recording this and you can see photos and I'll put photos up of the products that we're actually using on Twitter. But I'm currently sitting here with this monkey looking acid type pill that is suggesting it's the best female sexual enhancer. And look, I bought this in the United States for a cool $6.95.

So I'm going to go ahead and take this pill while Daryl explains what he's going to take on the podcast episode okay so i am actually going to apparently take half a half a thing of cialis half a tablet of cialis now um this is from we bought these overseas okay i'm taking this giant pink pill yeah i'm going to take a half of one of of one of these pills because they're 20 milligrams and you know, I've not really had an issue with erectile dysfunction, so I really don't want my penis to explode.

So we're just taking half a pill and if I still have an erection within four hours, I will be going to the doctor to have the blood extracted from my penis with a very large syringe. Something to look forward to if it all goes really, really wrong. So this tells me that Thank you. have the blood extracted from my penis with a very large syringe. Something to look forward to if it all goes really, really wrong. So this tells me that it will provide hotter sex, better vaginal lubrication, increased arousal and intense orgasms and suggests to take it for half an hour.

Now getting back to today's episode. You mean half an hour before? Half an hour before, yes. Okay, so should I be taking this now? Take it now, yeah. Do I have any water or am I just expecting to scoff it down? There's some water on your table. Come on. So why are we doing this? We wanted to create a little bit of a fun atmosphere as we talk about today's sexual explicit podcast. By me, Kate means her. By me, I mean me. And today we're going to be doing a podcast in a few parts.

We're going to talk to you guys and we're going to share some erotica that Daryl and I actually wrote together and we'll get into that a little bit more soon and we're going to do some extractions from previous podcast episodes we're going to talk about a female male female fantasy that i had that i haven't shared anywhere else before and really just talk about you know missing dick and pussy to be honest i don't know about you but that's okay then so hence the um really weird explicit thing you started out with there, which I might add, and pussy, to be honest.

I don't know about you, but that's... Okay, then. So hence the really weird explicit thing you started out with there, which I might add and I want to come back to and say how weird it was. Do you think it was weird or do you think it was like slightly cool? Come on, give me something. I mean, it was like 98% weird, 2% cool. All right, cool. Yeah. Coolness.

So I'm currently sitting here in my lingerie and we're getting ready to record the podcast episode and the reason that i wanted to kind of come in my lingerie is to really amp up the fact that we're taking these sex c-o-m-e or c-u-m-c-u-m because we're you know talking about explicit stuff i've just taken some sexual enhancement pills and we're supposed to wait half an hour though should we come back in half an hour to see whether the point is that as we progressively talk about more and more sex acts and sexual things, that this may actually heighten our arousal. So hence why...

So are we having a 10-minute update? Every 10 minutes we should probably give an update then on our sexual arousal. On our limits? Sure, sure thing. Should we set an alarm for that? No, I don't think so. We can figure it out. We're adults. We're pretty good like that. Okay, so it's 35 minutes from now you'll get your first update. That's my tip. All right, guys. So let's go ahead and get into it. The first item here, or the first thing we want to talk about is actually in some erotica sexting.

Now, Daryl and I, a little while ago, actually a couple of years ago, backtracked a couple of years ago, we tag team sexted a couple before. So what I mean by that is we were in a group chat with another couple and Daryl and I went... I can't believe you used two pages for this. I know, so bad. We couldn't just turn it over. Now let's just cull a tree on the way through.

We went backwards and forwards and were sexting this other couple, incorporating them into our erotica and it was something that we enjoyed doing together and actually i think we should probably do this a little bit more often because i also think that it helps with the flirt game uh yes i would agree i believe that some of the uh things with your name against them here even though i have c against them are in fact written by d no no i wrote all of these i remember very specifically i think did i send you any no this is. I feel like I did. No, because we weren't near each other at the time.

I think you were like it. Yeah, but I can still send them to you via text message, you know, like WhatsApp. There's mountains of ways I could have got it to you. I could have done it in Morse code. You could have. We've taken a fucking long time. I mean, this is a long bit of writing for Morse code. Now, the people that we were sexting with, we're not going to share who they are. We've called them Mr. and Mrs. for ambiguity, and let's go ahead and get started. Let's just say that they're fucking hot. Let's say they're hot. They are fucking. No, I'm not, like, saying it.

They actually are fucking hot. Like, they fuck well and they're hot? Yeah, that as well. Nice. Yeah, fucking and hot. Okay, you ready? Yeah, I've got a semi-hard on already. It's got nothing to do with this. Yeah, Alice would be my guess. Well, that's another thing.

It's a bit hard to do like a blind study on this isn't it really because we're talking about erotica we've taken we've taken sex pills and you know we're sitting here talking about sex stuff and you know quite frankly i'm sitting in laundry so i'm going to attribute some of that to me okay yeah i mean what are we going to go with the three three percent and 18 um you know the same split on cool on cool weird that we did with the intro music yeah i don't care i don't care let's let's crack on let's read some erotica okay so i get to start here am i putting on my erotic voice or should we just read this let's try let's try to make a little bit sexy for the audience out there i think it'll start when i walk through the metal detector at the airport my cock wow good start my cock hard from the stu cock ring that i'm wearing and i have to explain why the metal wand beeps every time it waves past my ass the butt plug is heavy but i wish i were wearing my tail so mister could pull it out later today we wait for the transport and the mexican heat is is lovely on our skin caesarec nipples under her shirt naked and pointing to the sky my hard cock rubbing against the seam of my pants teasing the rim of my head i can feel the heat coming from sea's pussy as we sit in the transport anal pleasure driving her wetness i squirm on the seat as my clit flicks over the seam seam of jeans, so close to finding a release as my panties start to tighten and sink into my wet pussy.

My hand slips up C's thighs as we bump along the Mexican road, my cock dripping with pre-cum as I think of my mouth on Mrs Pussy. C teases, misters, cock and balls.

A bump wakes me from my daydream to notice we're about halfway to desire should i fuck see in the bus would anyone notice or care i can see her biting a lip fuck she's hot my breasts bounce as the butt plug pulses in my ass driving driven by the seat nipples brushing my shirt clit touching my jeans butt plug touching a spot enjoy i'm enjoying the deep breaths and bouncing breaths of C, watching her eyes close as she gets closer to orgasm, but knowing that Desire appears to be closer than her orgasm does. As we approach the resort, we want to keep going and not miss the moment.

We request the driver to pull through the Desire car park so we can finish. I'm struggling to get out of the car given my rock hard cock. I can see that C is angry about not finishing but has a gleam in her eye. What is she thinking? Well I've spotted Mr and Mrs in the lobby ready to welcome us to the resort but they don't have a room yet either. We make our way out of the car and they can see my rosy cheeks and are curious what we've been up to in the car. The check-in staff offer us a change room to get into our resort clothes.

We look over at Mrs and Mr and give them a wink and a deep kiss, grab their hands and lead them to the small change room. Mrs and Mr follow, wondering where we are going with this mysterious walk. We enter the change room, slightly dark and shielded from the hot Mexican sun. It's cool inside, but we are pulsing with desire.

C c steps forward and takes action no longer being able to resist her temptations first she kisses mister she kisses him deep hands also on missus she swiftly moves them closer together and soon has her lips on missus fed by the shameless touching my cock that i thought was hard firmed even more wanting to get to see and miss Mrs sees me behind C with my cock resting between her ass cheeks, also touching whatever is in reach. The passion in the kissing increases as Mrs and C start to grind on each other, pushing my hand to the side as their pelvis has moved, find each other's clit.

Hands are everywhere, as is the heat, the wet and the hard.

Suddenly a voice from the door, door guys this is not the place for this type of activity caught by surprise we all take in a breath mister is the first to recover from the shock saying sorry sorry the ladies made us do it the room is thick with the smell of sexiness and we all four walk out into the hard light of the foyer hard wet and steamy and we haven't even made it past the foyer well guys that was some erotica that daryl and i as i said before we sexted to another couple that we were meeting on a vacation and had a little bit of fun with flirting with them kind of going backwards and forwards what do you think of it d well i think it was i think it's got bones it's got good bones yeah it's got a bone occasional It's got a bone, an occasional bone in it.

Yeah. A little tough to read, yeah. Perhaps when you're texting, you know, bouncing around in a cab on the way to Mexico or to Desire, it becomes difficult to write in coherent sentences. So we may have overshot a few, you know, just a few verbs and adjectives and stuff like that along the way. Yeah.

It's definitely going to be interesting to edit that little that little piece of uh erotica right there all right so let's talk about some recent uh sexual activity and then specifically i want to talk about anal play anal play yeah and the reason is is because i don't know whether you've noticed and and you know i'd be interested to hear your take on this but we have been having more anal sex recently than we've had in a while so for example two recent nights out we've come home and had some and had anal sex one of them was a lot of dirty talking and you were very surprised by that and then more recently just on last Friday a lot more anal sex have you noticed that yes I suppose I've noticed an uptick in the anal play.

An uptick in the anal play. Yeah, I mean, anal sex is not our standard go-to, so it has been more frequent, yes, but I think there's been spaces between our sex as well that perhaps is driving that need for being dirtier. Yeah, I think that's a really good point, actually.

Sometimes if you have not connected with your spouse in a while, maybe some of those things that were, you know, not necessarily taboo, but some of those things that you kind of reserve for other times, like using things like spreader bars and, you know, that sort of stuff might be incorporated back in because you are kind of wanting to, like you said, kind of get dirty, but not just even get dirty, just to really catch up, jam pack a lot into your vagina, into that like, into that sex session, I don't know. Yeah, absolutely. We jam-pack a lot in there all the time.

Yeah, so thinking about- Three, four things. Occasional watermelon. Three, four things indeed, actually. So thinking about the recent anal play, it was actually after our first night out after being in phase two of COVID and we're in the taxi ride on the way home. Daryl, why don't you tell the story from your perspective? I'd love to hear it from you. Well, it's very uncommon, I think, that sea is this crazy. You know, Kate's normally a little more reserved in public. Public play is not generally her go-to.

But in this particular case on the way home from a dinner out, and we'd had a very good night, a lot of fun, a lot of wine, good conversation conversation and we'd also been locked up for well nearly six months actually for me nearly six months for for kate actually longer than six months prior to this event yeah so on the way home in it's fairly standard for kate to actually fall asleep in the cab on the way home that's her go to but this time she undid my fly and proceeded to put my cock in her mouth which which was a bit of a surprise, an exciting and awesome surprise, but a surprise nonetheless.

Yeah, it is because obviously you're in, I have, in terms of being out in public and doing these kinds of acts. You were terrified. Well, no, I like to respect people. And so in my mind I'm like this is really, sometimes I'm like this is disrespecting the driver. I mean we've played in a taxi ride in Thailand with another couple before, soft swap, and, you know, I'm always like, oh, God, you know, the poor driver, if they see this, like, that's pretty disrespectful. I'm sure the driver's really upset by the fact that he's watching a woman give a blowjob in the back of his cab.

I'm sure that's on the top list of things that taxi drivers and Uber drivers and Grab drivers are the most disgusted by. Well, in this particular instance, though, I was pretending, kind of pretending to sleep on you, but then slipping your dick in my mouth. Can I say, in this particular instance, he could not see anything, which is the same as most particular instances when your head is behind his seat, it's impossible for him to see you. So I gave you some head in the car. How, like, what was that? What's going through your mind? Do you enjoy it? Like, does it... Absolutely.

When was the last time a man said, geez, that head was crap?

I don't know i don't know so yes it was great i mean uh be happy for it to occur every time we got into a cab that's only because we don't have a car so we have to go everywhere in taxis i see what you're doing there yes absolutely that's exactly what i'm doing no i mean it was fantastic it's nice to see you step out of your normal concern or empathetic concern for concern for others and actually take something that you wish to do for a change because your focus is generally on, as you said, the first thing out of your mouth is I'm concerned about what they might think, not think of you, but how it might impact their day.

That's a nice change for you and it's an uncommon change. It's not something you do regularly. So talking about being in a taxi, I was wearing like a really tight jumpsuit type thing. So you couldn't touch my pussy but you could touch the outside of the fabric and because it was very, very tight, quite easy to actually start rubbing my clit, which is what you did. Now, we got out of the taxi, came inside the house and instantly pulled down my jumpsuit because that was quite easy. It's quite open at the top, so my boobs are everywhere. And again, just continued to...

Actually, you got your boobs out on the way into the house. We did too, actually. We took the stuff off at the outside. And then I started going down on you again and then we started to move upstairs. And this is where I want you to take control of telling me exactly what happened and exactly how my pussy felt. Okay.

mean this is this is dangerous in that i may have a different memory to what you do and hence get myself in trouble but uh so my name's kate by the way just in case you're wondering yeah few you know i think calling you by somebody else's name is probably the least of the worries that's true given i'm pretty sure no we didn We didn't. I didn't call you by anyone else's name. No. But we got upstairs, yes. But there was, I mean, you said, tell me how your pussy felt. I don't think I actually made it into your pussy, did I? I thought I went straight into your ass. You actually did.

But you were using some sex toys on me to begin with. And I actually shared a little bit about this story.

You're looking very blankly, so that's awesome uh i shared a little bit about this story that's awesome it was amazing sex i don't remember the fucking the step by step if i had known that this was going to be a test i would have i would have studied harder well yes you should have well let's go do it again so i can you know get the study back up so how how we ended up with some anal play was that you we grabbed out all of these sex toys had them on the bed, and one of them was the Enjoy stainless steel sex toy as well. Which was a present. Yes, and so you were using that inside me.

That's why I was asking how my pussy felt. So you were using that inside of me to give me G-spots simulation. Yeah, okay. So, yeah, that's why I'm confused. I can't feel how your pussy feels through a sex toy. That's not a thing. You should get on the better page then. Yeah, okay. So, yeah, that's why I'm confused. I can't feel how your pussy feels through a sex toy. That's not a thing. You should get on the better page then. Yeah, okay. So, well, I mean, I did have – the interesting thing here is, I suppose, we started with the small end of the MJOY.

We did, actually, yeah, because that's interchangeable. You were enjoying yourself on that. Actually, I was playing with you for a while like that. You were. And rubbing it up against you and rubbing your clit at the same time. And then I got the little toy and then used that on my clit as well. Yeah, and then at that point is when you turned the M-Joy over and were actually using the large end, which unfortunately left me in a position where I had nowhere else to go other than a little bit of arse play.

And you were open to that to that to say what's it like so sometimes when you're obviously you know using toys on me you might be on top of me you might be like behind me and in this particular case you were you know legs were up in the air and you were downtown just facing my pussy and playing with like in terms of you know using toys on me when you're in that position what is it like do you prefer that position over others visual stimulus let's say that but the there is an awkwardness to it because your wrists your wrists don't curve the right way when you're doing that so especially with the m joy being that it's a non-vibrating you know non-pulsing or anything you have to physically move it it does become a bit of an issue which i think is the reason you took it over yes way through is because i wasn't providing the level of satisfaction you were looking for it is true you know for some of these g-spot toys if the person is sitting down you know they're down looking at you it can be very hard for them to actually maneuver this was all about sex you're getting very deep into the Yeah, I'm just helping out.

Yeah, so yeah, and then a little bit of lubricant on my cock. A little bit. I think more. More than a little bit. Yeah. It was a reasonable amount of silicon lube and into your ass I went. Yeah. I can't remember actually if you entered me whilst I was still on my back or whether we'd flipped over. You were still on your back. I was on my back. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And you had – actually, I didn't ask for consent on this one. It was just a – it was an obvious look from you that you were interested in being fucked in the ass, so I went straight with that.

Yeah, well, I kept using the toy on myself too, so I think that was pretty clear that I was using the enjoy inside of me. I had my small vibrator on my clit and you were obviously about to fuck my ass. It's always interesting to feel the, you know, we've done DP once, but it's always interesting to feel what other things feel like when they're in your pussy, when I'm in your ass.

And the enjoy is quite nice because it's quite bulbous and I can feel it pushing over the rim of my head as I slide in and out of you well I was going to ask that because when we're using other toys in me like the Android is is hard right so if if you're thinking back to the times when you've fucked me in my ass and I've had other toys inside of me like a silicon toy versus an Android which is like a bit more flexible versus pretty hard you know what's your preference when you are feeling it slight against your hard cock i think it's more that the enjoy is more obvious because it's such a spherical lump in the middle whereas the the silicon toys or the toys we have that are not the enjoy are typically uh penis shaped you know ph-shaped.

So with that in mind, there's not as obvious a step between no toy and toy. That's what is interesting about the M-Joy is that you get that feel of that rub and the feel that you're pushing something out of the way. Yes, and in fact, so the M-Joy is a sterile set. It's got two sides to it and a big side in and it wasn't enough space.

I'm going to tell you now, when we were originally practicing for double penetration and I was using those toys inside of me, what I can tell you is after we were fucking for a little while and because we were kind of this really intense, you know, moment of it, you were fucking me pretty hard in my ass. Yeah, absolutely.

I think it's probably the hardest I'll fuck you in your ass for a long time right and you were you seem to be appreciative of being pounded it was great except they just got to a point where there was too much going on and the enjoy was you know there was just not enough room basically so i did eventually remove the enjoy because i was like i need to focus on you being in my ass and using the vibrator on my clit it took me ages to come because because I think there's a lot of things happening and sometimes if you get, I think, a bit overstimulated, it can be perhaps detrimental to your orgasm.

It didn't take me very long to come just FYI. So you kept soldiering on after you'd come? After I'd come in your ass, yes, I continued to soldier on. Okay, it's now past 10 minutes, by the way, and I'm not feeling any effects of this other than feeling quite dehydrated and thirsty, which may or may have nothing to do with the pill at hand. How's your Cialis going? 10 minutes in and I have an erection, but can I say with the conversation we're having, this would be a normal side benefit to this anyway. Okay.

So I don don't know that do you feel any different no okay no rating that sex let's rate that sex so rating that sex above perhaps just other general sex that we've had i mean do you have a preference for that kind of just animalistic fucking we kind of missed some some stuff out of here i mean some of the things that you were saying to me were very sexy as well don't do tell no no you you tell me you tell the crowd i mean you were you were in a very you were in a very sexy mood and were very much feeling the need for two guys to play with i think yeah i mean i think you're probably i think maybe that was last time i was doing more dirty talk than this time if i'm remembering correctly but yes there were absolutely moments there where I was uh talking about there was moments there was I was dirty talking you but also I was egging you on and yeah I was being very very slutty like I was saying with the enjoy still in me like imagine if that was another cock rubbing against you you know can you feel me I'm so full that's another man's cock and geez you know he's so hard and, you know, that sort of stuff.

I was like, he's so hard. He's going to come in me. Yeah. Which was, uh, which given my passion for, for male, female, male play was, uh, was very exciting for me as well. Hence why, you know, my orgasm didn't take terribly long. Yeah.

That combined with your sexy, tight little lass, down my cock it was very exciting and this is exactly why I say as well you don't need to play certain things out in the lifestyle if you have a fantasy because for you like having that fantasy me dirty talking to you and saying like yeah he's in he's in my pussy you know he's making me so tight I bet you there's like I was saying you're barely fitting in my ass because he's making me so tight you know this like I can feel the I can feel him pulsing he's pulling my pussy apart like that sort of stuff uh you know if you if we hadn't entered the the lifestyle I think that would be that would still drive you crazy you know what I mean yeah absolutely absolutely it very much would I think having the ability to close your eyes and see that as well though adds another level right yeah absolutely because we have seen that more than you know we've certainly seen dp once but we've seen a lot of i've seen a lot of sexy play and have some very sexy videos yeah that that i can use during that as well i will talk about the last time before we move off of anal play i will talk about the last time we had anal play recently as well and there was more dirty talk then but this was super slutty this was where i was anal sex right not anal play this is anal sex this is where i was telling you that like there's another man i had i'd laid out this entire story where there was another man there and you know i think we were at a party and like you know his wife was in the next room but he just he just needed to like fuck us and you know i needed to feel his cock inside of me and that was very outside of the norm for me that particular scenario but it was a super turn on at the time absolutely i think the took you by surprise yes it very much did because it's not your normal go-to so it very much took me by surprise by a positive surprise of course it was it was exciting and fun and awesome I really enjoyed it and I do like it when you talk dirty and especially spontaneously you know it's one thing to ask your partner but to have them just do it because they feel like being that person is a very different scenario all right so should we get off of anal sex and move on to something else absolutely all right so we're going to come back and we're going to talk about a recent female male female fantasy that i had sounds awesome looking forward to it welcome back so this is a fantasy that i had a little while ago that i started to write out in a blog and then to be honest I got quite lazy and didn't do it.

And recently during a Skype call we had with friends in Australia I shared this fantasy with them.

So Daryl has heard snippets of this fantasy but I think it's a great time for us to kind of dig a little bit deeper into this and I guess pull it apart a little bit because it is very very rare for me to have a fantasy that just involves another woman only so female male female normally i would have fantasies that is group play or it's a threesome with two men you know it's pretty rare that i would have just a female female male no this is female male female really yes so there's no involvement between you and the lady no oh okay Oh, okay. I thought I must be thinking of a different one.

Oh, my God. Sorry to bother you. Sorry to upset you there, darling. Just want to get the order right like it matters. The interesting thing about my fantasies is that a little – Speaking of dry mouth and how you got it from your pill, I'm actually in a bit of dry mouth. Well, you can probably take some water then, seeing as it's sitting right next to you. I plan to. I just wanted to give you a heads up on the way through that, you know, perhaps if I come later, it might be a spurt of dust, of like just semen dust.

I'm sure there's a group out there that would save semen dust for some point in the future. That's what Tinkerbell used to spray on people. And it makes them fly? Yeah, exactly.

Fucking hell, I might spray some semen dust on myself i know exactly this fantasy it involves another office and desk and desire type situation and what i've come to realize more recently again kind of talking about those uh seduction techniques and kind of that fantasy role play is that these things are at the core of what makes me feel attracted attractive desired and all of these types of things and that's why some of my fantasies involve this need and this pleasure and this desire it's because that's what makes me feel um sexy and horny and that then evolves over to the lifestyle so when we're out and we're at events and we're doing all these other things and we're meeting other people, if they're displaying these similar levels of interest and that desire, then that's definitely, one, it's going to show me that they definitely want to play with me, and two, it's going to make me horny.

So I thought that was super interesting recently. Is that a shock to you at all? Not really, no. Cool, let's move on.

So setting the scene, this whole fantasy play involving this other woman but not really interacting with me is is interesting because it is again all about this desire but it's about somebody pleasing me now the to give you a bit of backstory on it in my head this particular first character this woman has been doing sexual favors or you know giving blow jobs out or whatever to other people and they haven't been pleasing her appropriately or haven't been getting her off like just to kind of set that level of baseline so you're going to explain what she's been doing because i think that's an interesting part of this fantasy oh okay so in my head one of the things that i thought about was that this the male character has seen her or she's been on some like say tv or maybe like in the office camera he saw her maybe giving a blowjob to somebody in like a janitor's closet or something like that i don't know say for example that's what happened and why are you frowning at me because that's not what i remember you telling me it was yeah that's it i believe there was a table involved there's a desk involved it's coming up soon okay so the idea the premise behind this is that the gentleman, the man in the story, knows that this woman has been giving pleasure but not receiving pleasure, and that's the whole thing, and he wants to rectify it.

So that's what's happening here.

So they're in the office, and she is now sitting on the desk with her legs open and her feet on the desk chair armrest, and's in the chair so again a desk is involved now in my head she's wearing like a pretty simple outfit but super seductive anyway so like she's got you know the big thigh high stockings on she's wearing a skirt she's got a nice little white g-string that's slightly see-through and she's wearing a business to share shirt but the buttons are slightly undone and so you can see her full full breasts in like a white see-through lazy bra like just to kind of paint the picture and so her legs are open and he is telling her you know she deserves to be pleasured and she deserves to feel pleasure and you know like no man is gonna make her come and he he's gonna fix this problem basically like that's the idea and he's in a suit and he wants to fix the problem and so he starts basically giving her a yoni massage with her panties over the top of her panties so he's feeling her a little bit he's rubbing up and down her labia and just really taking the time to to please her she starts getting wet so you can see the wetness actually coming through these slightly see-through white panties.

And this is all going on, but what you don't yet know is that there's another girl and she's under the desk. And this is the other girl that you're not really, that I'm not interacting with. So she is the slutty version of this other girl, if you will.

And she's under the desk and she's in more provocative clothing and she's ready to take his cock into her mouth basically so hang on which one of these girls is you that's the interesting thing because i bounce between thinking about being both of them okay but then also i bounce between also just being an innocent bystander somehow in the room watching all this unfold okay right so he so she's now she's wet now and she's moaning and she's leaning backwards and you can see her breasts and he starts to pulse his cock starts to pulse in his pants and you know he's getting interested and this is kind of where this desire takes over so he slightly pulls her panties to the side and exposes her pussy and he's starting to again do the yoni massage he's feeling her labia he's massaging her he starts to take his thumb and press it on I'm going to go do the yoni massage.

He's feeling her labia. He's massaging her. He starts to take his thumb and press it on her clit. And this is amazing. She is leaning back. She's arching. Her boobs are up. You know, she's really enjoying it. And his cock is absolutely pulsating against his pants. Now, this is where the other lady starts to unzip and let his cock come free.

was using her hands rubbing up and down his cock making him harder as he's performing for the other lady on top of the desk and then she slides the zipper down and takes his entire cock in her mouth things are progressing up on the table so now he wants to feel her and so he's taken from doing a yoni outside massage he wants to actually feel her feel her wetness and so he starts to slip his fingers inside of her pussy one at first and then moving on to two fingers as he feels that he can expand her pussy a little bit more this is driving him wild he can feel how tight her pussy is and as he's doing that this other lady is absolutely going to town on his cock so she she's basically gagging on his cock.

She's got his entire cock in her mouth and rubbing up and down it. She's got his balls cupped in her hands, squeezing them slightly. And he's trying to control himself. He's losing his mind a little bit because he's trying to be this in control man up above for the woman on the table and the woman underneath is making it extremely difficult for him to do so. And now he wants to taste her. He's losing his capacity to be calm and collected because this other woman is fucking him, head fucking him, basically throat fucking him underneath the table and he can't stand it anymore.

He wants to taste the woman in front of him. So he takes his two fingers out of her pussy and licks his fingers and then he puts his fingers into her mouth so she can taste herself again her arch her back is arched and she's really enjoying it being all the focus on her at the moment her legs start to widen a little bit more she starts to move her ass forward to the edge of the table because she wants him inside of her he then goes down on her and starts to lick her pussy folds.

As he's doing that, the other woman starts to unbutton his pants even more to pull them down further to stop the restricting pants on his cock so she can get everything in her mouth. And that's where my story ends. Wow. I mean, I'm going to say, yeah, it's a great story. So, I mean, what part of this do you wish to experience? Because I know you said in the fantasy you slip between them. Do you actually want to experience this fantasy or are you just happy with it living in your head? I think I'd like to experience this fantasy.

And, you know, I mean, I actually would like to experience the whole desk fantasy in a number of facets. And all of them are surrounding control and desire. So I would would like to do this and it is actually a bit of a shame because we were supposed to be going to australia this month actually and seeing some friends and one of our friends in particular has a fantasy for office and desk play yeah and there is actually a club in the city we're supposed to be going to that actually has an office and desk play area.

So it would have been a great opportunity for us to actually play out some of these fantasies and really kind of get into the mood, and I would like to experience them all. I could imagine that you could actually incorporate a guy into that scenario as well. Like later, you could get a guy coming in. I don't think it's necessary.

sounds like a pretty sexy i bet you don't sounds like a pretty sexy thing to start with you know i don't think adding a guy into it if it's not part of your fantasy is the way to go i think try and play it out the way you've got it yeah yeah so that's my female male female fantasy that you know i was too lazy to write down in a blog but there it is there you have it okay so i, should I set out a plan to try and achieve this for you? Well, I think it would have to be back in Australia, if I'm honest.

Like, I would like to see, or, yeah, back in Australia, I would like to see this actually playing out.

Like, the characters in my head, I have a very specific kind of body shape, like height, you know, suit-wearing type person, and the other body shapes for the females in mind and who these characters would be so i think it'd be something we could probably do in australia and on that actually on that whole organization of things um we probably at some point will share how you've organized in the past different things but um maybe not for this one okay well i mean you don't want me to run through the script that i organized for your for your birthday the gangbang yeah i think that deserves its own i think that deserves its own um i have to find it again i'm pretty sure of uh that's why i think probably that one's going to need to have some some actual uh looking up of what you you arrange and honestly i think you could probably almost do a podcast episode on on that particular circumstance of how you arranged a gangbang and and what lengths that you actually went to to get that rolling yes and then it was all that took that took quite a while that took months so yeah i did and then that was all put to put to bed by one nasty little thing popping up yeah okay so let's uh let's move on and let's do some clips from some from some previous podcasts and let's talk about it okay we're back soon all right guys and welcome back so in this last segment to wrap up today's podcast i wanted to share some of our journey with you guys i want to go back into the archives and i've dug deep into the archives for a few of these pulled out some snippets and we're going to see if one if we can even remember these sexcapades and then two if we kind of had any thoughts on it so here we go this is from episode number six so again deep into the archives guys we've been podcasting now for over five years we started in Sydney Australia and let's see what number episode number six had to say okay sex proper yes yeah so we actually um both well both of the lads condom put on condoms yeah very important and then um he proceeded to lay down and um kate proceeded to straddle over the top of him and...

Did you hear me? Did you hear that, Daryl? Did you hear you just use the word Kate there in episode number six prior to when we were actually using our names? Yeah. Love it.... backed out at this point. I'm not backed out. I shouldn't say that. I actually, I said to the crowd, guys, I'm actually just going to step back and just watch this happen, because frankly, I'm not sure you get another chance to watch another man fuck your girlfriend. For the first time. For the first time, yeah. So I stepped back and took a good view, which was at the base of the bed.

You didn't really know how you were going to feel about the cyber.

As much as you wanted to experience this, as much as that you had this really sexual idea in your mind and you're actually so this is actually talking about the first time that we ever had a threesome daryl how do you feel about it do you remember it like do you remember it clear in your mind not clear i mean it's a long time ago it's five years now so i remember parts of it i don't remember all of it i remember stopping and watching i do remember that because i remember wanting to see what was going on yep yeah i'm just going to play to the end of the clip now and then we can kind of talk about it a little bit gotcha gotcha yeah yeah thanks for the explanation there you you're you're wet as the ocean better yeah so um so yeah sea was uh sea was i'll say close to dripping at this point there you go so that's episode number six that was our first ever male female male threesome in sydney and you are right you know in that in that episode you said you don't really get you don't get another chance to see your partner um have sex with somebody else for the first time and and looking back now the fact that you did stop and kind of take a moment and pause and that you weren't, I guess, too intoxicated, because we do hear that sometimes people are too intoxicated, they can't really remember the first time.

I mean, all of those things, to me, now looking back after six years in this lifestyle, five, six years in this lifestyle, I think we unknowingly did that really well, or you unknowingly did it really well. I suppose, you know, you sometimes have a plan in mind in terms of what you expect that experience to run like and up until that point it had actually run exactly as I wanted it to in my fantasy in my fantasy and it's a real shame the the individual that we had that first first play with it's a real shame that we didn't get to experience that a few more times.

Yeah, that was a real shame, actually. So that was unfortunate. Because he was right up your alley and he ticked all the boxes for me as well. Yeah, 100%. Back to the sex pills situation. How's the erection going over there, Daryl?

I mean, it's dropped off a little bit, if I'm honest time you asked yeah mouth's still a little dry that could be a combination of us talking me constantly talking no because my mouth doesn't normally get this dry during podcasting so i would say it's had some sort of effect what effect that is i have no idea yep so still zero effect over here and it has been now half an hour yeah that's not really a surprise not a surprise so there's no reaction to the sexy stories from you at all i mean it is nice sitting here in lingerie you know i think that's definitely made it feel a little bit sexy and it's nice you can sit in lingerie in our house anytime you want it is nice kind of talking about these uh sexual escapades and i do miss it i miss it actually um you know since we've been in quarantine i think the last time we played with friends was kind of new year's i had a solo play session in miami in very early january but that's it we haven't done anything with anybody since then so it's been six months i think it's time i mean we've got a guy potentially on the hook i think it's time for us to set up a date on the weekend what do you think yeah yeah and see if we can get you fucked well the.

Well, the issue is that I really want to do it in a hotel and we're not allowed to rent hotels here yet in Singapore as locals, which is a bit of a shame. So that's unfortunate because I really want it to be in a hotel rather than – At home. Yeah, where we've been for six months where I have to go and spend the time to clean the frigging house and I've got to do all of that.

come on yeah I understand what you're saying but just want to just want to stretch that to include us both all right so yeah I mean we can always we could always assess that all right so let's assess the risk versus reward yeah let's move on now to episode number 30 I'm my hands up for DP just saying serious Oh, damn. Yeah. We were going to steal a couple on the way out because the room wasn't in our name. Hey, can we steal your towels? Oh, are those slippers? What size are they? Oh, I like the feel of that robe. So I learned today that also slipped.

So this was actually one of the first play sessions we had in Singapore. Yes. I know exactly where this is. You know where it is. I'm going to fast forward some of the audio of this one just to move it forward a little bit, but I was cracking up. And what was really interesting and obvious to me as well for anybody who's out there listening to us for the number of years we've been podcasting is just how bad some of the episode quality was with the audio. This is all terrible. Yeah. Really, really bad. So if you've been listening to us and you've hung in there, thanks, guys.

You guys right there. You guys are the real MVPs. You're aural warriors. Yeah. All right, let's crack on. Episode 30. And it's like, I'm sorry, did you want me to sit on a two-liter Coke bottle? The nub. The nub? You're going to call it a nub? It's a nub, yeah. Okay, the nub that is meant to go inside the woman who's doing the – it would be lucky if it's two inches long. So it just doesn't have enough purchase, I don't think.

So what we're actually talking about there was one of the first experiences we had in Singapore where Dee absolutely shagged the pants off the lady to the point where you were sweating so profusely and you would you were tack uh tacking me off with yeah with a cloth i came and i was the the ultimate wingman with the assist the wing woman definitely woman i've checked now that episode as well was one where you'll hear me quoting knitting a fucking sweater so if you've ever heard that saying and you're wondering where that came from it came from episode number 30 or our first i was fucking a knitting sweater whereas you were knitting a fucking sweater weird enough okay i mean it just the joke's got to work well it doesn't but i mean silver star for trying what do you want from me i mean silver's good it's that's i mean it's i'd be more happy with platinum but you know liked about that session, though, just to give some props to it, is the fact that she had beautiful lingerie.

She did. You know, I really liked that. And she was very flexible, too, actually, if I remember, super flexible like her. I mean, you had a horrific time, but I actually had quite a good time. Yeah, yeah.

And I was actually, when you were fucking her at one point, I behind you and like touching like over the top my hands over the top like touching her pulling her into you pushing on you so you were fucking her even deeper you know so that was it was a lot of fun and I mean it was I think the man that you were supposed to be shagging had a lot of fun as well they're sitting back watching uh watching porn on his iPad yep cool rather than being involved in the live porn that was there to be had just saying dude all right let's move on to the next one let's have a listen episode 35 then i yeah the asshole thing took me by surprise yeah i've actually i've only had one person i think touched my butt when we were mid play outside of our, like, when we were in the lifestyle.

This is what I'm saying. That's a long time ago. Yeah, man. You've had a lot of people touch your butt since then. I have had so much surprise, like, anal interaction during sex. Not anal sex, but sort of anal touching or the occasional... Rimming. Rimming, yeah. Anal play by surprise. So that's how it looks. So that took me by surprise. When did that happen? With our friends from Sydney. Okay. Okay, I don't remember. I mean, it's because I'd only remember it if it was exceptionally good or exceptionally bad. That's what you remember, right?

I think probably because also it was like just during it was like during a puppy pile versus my butt sitting in the air and how many times do you reckon now you have actually realized that there's surprise anal happening or not surprise anal but surprise anal play of some description fingers there's a there's better than one a year i would think yeah but but it's it's kind of gotten to the point now for us that it's the awkwardness for you is not about the play that's the funny thing right the awkwardness for you is the concern that something might be wrong because you haven't had the requisite cleanup which I don't know what that is bleaching and scrubbing off with a you know with a with a towel and then i don't know rose petals tapped against it for the 45 minutes before that's your concern i think right yeah oh yeah yeah it's not so much that you're worried that your anus is like off out of bounds for this sort of thing it's more that you just feel like that you might have um you might have not pre-dressed for it you might be wearing a t-shirt and shorts rather to a tuxedo event yeah to a cocktail party i think that uh i think there is definitely a certain facial feature a certain facial expression that i can tell you exactly what the expression is when when i get surprise anal plays it's really wide eyes it's like your arseholes pushing your eyes out the front of your head oh my god all right so let's have a quick listen to some more snippet out of episode 35 see what happened are you okay and do you want this yeah you you have this look and it is pretty hilarious because you're bald that you get when you have like this raised eyebrow and this happened this happens five or six times during a session it's kind of like no but you're also you raise your eyebrows you kind of like jag your eyes to one side and you kind of give me this like kind of look well that's me checking to make sure i'm just saying it happens multiple times and it's it's yeah you've you've got this like I'm glad you know the look, because that's what the fucking looks for.

It's to make sure everything's okay. Actually, and sometimes you do lip like, mega man? And just for the record, he's horrible at reading lips. Oh, yeah. Hence why I said, mega man? Because you don't even know what I'm asking. I'm like, what? Cheese and bacon. What? In the middle of... Who smells or tastes like cheese and bacon? What? France Eiffel Tower. That's so still true. Yeah, you still can't read lips. You still have a funny look. So I would just like to say that that episode, Extraction from 35, still valid. Still absolutely valid.

I mean, it's totally the case and your confusion around um around what I'm saying when I when I lip you something is still the same absolutely unlost and sometimes in club atmospheres too it's really hard to hear as well so even if you were speaking you like do you want a condom I'd be like the dog needs to go outside for a walk what now don't say walk i know i'll hear you i know true story all right let's listen to this last one before we close up today's episode this is episode number 42 we're about to do an extraction from now he invited me to fuck you oh that's right i remember this now so it was very awkward funny what was awkward that you were like please so you go first no no no fuck you.

Oh, that's right. I remember this now. So it was very awkward funny. What was awkward? That you were like, please, sir, you go first. No. I couldn't possibly. You go first. That's right. Like you were lining up or opening a car door or having a meal at the buffet. I believe your comment was, we don't need tickets for this, boys. Yeah. It was a bit weird. It wasn't weird. It was cool. Kind of funny. He made a nice offer. He was being a gentleman is what was happening. All right. He wanted to see me fuck my wife. Do you think because he's trying to figure out...

Do you remember which one this is? No. No? Okay. Let me see if I can find the next piece that'll actually give you... It'll give the game away. Let me see if I can find it. No, this was the liquid. I'm about to hop on top. Dee goes in with the assist and passes me the lube. You put it on your hand. But I put way too much, way, way too much. It was like I was shampooing my hair. I don't know what the hell happened there. And I put it on and I thought, and actually I said out loud, what the hell am I going to do with all this excess lube?

So Dee comes in, we actually kind of almost shake hands and slide our hands off each other. He takes the excess lube and I would say catch cry of the night was your comment. Yeah. Which was? Which was swinging is a team sport. Yeah. Now do you know where that was? No.

Okay, so that was, that's episode 42 and that was when we had sex we had a threesome with that guy with the huge cock uh yes and i i i overestimated my lube consumption i don't know that you did actually in that particular instance because it was a gargantuan penis yes and and you probably could have done with it later on in that podcast where exclaim, yes did you exclaim that was def i got a little bit too excitable on that cock and the next day definitely there was like cowboy walking moments to be had what did you say out loud oh it's one of my favorite lines oh yeah fuck me harder with that big cock i think it's roughly that's pretty That's pretty much it.

Yeah. And I was actually sitting back watching that. I looked you dead in the eyes while this other guy was fucking me. He was on top of me in missionary. He was pounding you, actually. He was. Yeah. It was very sexy. And I looked over at you. I think you might have been sitting in a chair even like in the corner of the hotel. Not quite that weird. Okay. And I looked over you dead in your eyes and I said, oh, yeah, fuck me hard with your cock or fuck me with your hard cock or something to that effect because it was like a really sexy atmosphere and I was enjoying it.

One of the things I learnt about you with the big cock at that point is that I really enjoy the – there's a porn name for it, but I can never remember what it is. But when the guy pulls out and it sort of draws your vagina back out a little bit with it, I think it's called draw out or something like that, but it's very sexy to see that happen, to see you. But you're not generally a fan of huge cocks. I mean, you have a fairly easily broken... Especially thick cocks.

You know, thick cocks definitely, I think definitely i think more than than length so girth versus length is definitely something that can break the cookie quite easily yeah yeah absolutely but that doesn't mean you won't have a crack at one oh i have a crack and i overuse lube i mean i'm i'm basically a one woman you know carnival over here if you want some if you want some humor relief in the bedroom look me up and if you've got a huge cock i'm more than happy for you to look us up as well because it's one of my favorite things it is it is a very though it's not necessarily c's favorite thing it is definitely a common fantasy for to be stretched and stuff like that especially for for hot wifing couples just to have yes it actually is you've done research on that i have done my research on that okay so is that something we we can explore at some point further stretching of of my pussy just a just another just finding a guy with a huge cock well yes and no that see the thing about all of this is that you you kind of got to work up to these things like right now i'm out of practice that's what i can tell you and so right now i would not and i mean there's more option for you to practice at home if you choose that option of course but i'm talking about with other people and I'll see you next time.

now i'm out of practice that's what i can tell you and so right now i would not and i mean there's more option for you to practice at home if you choose that option of course but i'm talking about with other people and different shapes cocks and you know like girthier cocks and that sort of thing and it's it's interesting because i mean the last time i saw i think it was like a gif on twitter or something like that and um and yes it is gif not gif i'll stand by. And it was, yeah, I think like a guy with a huge cock just pulling out of a pussy and I remember looking at that going, no.

Make it stop, make it stop, no, no. And then he pulled out of a pussy and went into her arsehole and I almost like spat my coffee at my phone. Really? Yeah, I was like, no, Jesus, like that would be painful. Yeah, like all those things you've just got to work up to. Yes, obviously all those people have done pre-work and everything else. They're not just doing that, you know. But, yeah, when you see it sometimes it's like, whoa, I don't know. That's like a kick to the nuts for a guy. It is a kick to the nuts.

Every man in the world knows exactly what a kick to the nuts feels like and as soon as I see one in any fashion the first reaction is the gulp yep yep righty oh so everybody that has been the explicit podcast thank you so much listening thank you so much for listening Daryl YouTube can you tell everybody a little bit about what's going on with YouTube for any of the any of you out there who haven across YouTube yet, it's this video streaming platform. It's actually quite good. Get in now, buy shares quick. Yeah, yeah, before it really takes off. Before it takes off.

What are those penny shares or what are they called? Penny stocks? Penny stocks, yeah, YouTube, penny stocks. Get it now, get it now, boom. Yeah, absolutely. YouTube, we have a YouTube channel now that we're running around Swingers React. So it's us reacting to Swingers movies and we've reviewed a few now. So we like honest feedback. Yeah, we've done a couple and I think they're kind of funny on our end and we've enjoyed reviewing some of the movies and we're hoping that people will watch some of the movies along with us as well. Yeah. So check it out.

So it's Shameless's shameless non-monogamy with SDU, but if you just go to our website, swingindownonder.com, I've now got a video section there which just links straight to YouTube. It's the easiest way, yeah. Much easier. Otherwise, it's super dupe hard. Yeah, but please buy stocks in YouTube. Yeah, buy some of those penny stocks. But, yeah, if you're over there, please click on the – no, don't do that. Nice.

No, we did – and thank you to everybody who actually did subscribe to that because we've had a few issues with YouTube thinking that we were doing something wrong outside of the terms of service. And so the fact that we did have so many people subscribe, it actually did help us. So cheers, guys. Otherwise, though, that is episode number 108, the explicit episode. I want to thank the hell out of you guys for listening. And enjoy your sex. Can I play the intro music just one more time on the way out? I can take my headset off. Are you sure? It's pretty good. I don't agree. You don't like it?

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