What a night, O what a night, a swingers foursome for the books.
We spent the night with swinger friends from the USA whilst they transited through Amsterdam. We grabbed a hotel room, caught up and had a lot of swingers foursome fun.
Before we get into the fun though, we get you all warmed up with some erotic poetry from the one and only Pussy Preacher Duchess Cashmere (links below).
We share all the foursome details, what went down in the hotel room including some face sitting, double blowjobs and more. We hope you enjoy!
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We hope you enjoy, now let's get into the episode. G'day guys and welcome back to Wanderlust Swingers Podcast, episode 153, fucking our friends and some erotic poetry. So guys, what's more fun than a spontaneous fucking your friends at a plush hotel? So today's episode's all about a recent sex venture we had in Amsterdam, but as always, Darrell, cultural tidbit. Ooh. Ready? For Amsterdam or for where? For Amsterdam. Okay. Are you ready? Oh, I'm excited as always. Drum rolling.
On average, the rent price for- Are you going to overdub a drum roll there or is it just going to be a weird silence as we wait for the drum roll? I may or may not do a drum roll. Okay. We'll see. I think maybe not now that I've mentioned it. On average, the rental price for a window brothel in the red light district is 165 euros. For how long?
I didn't say, but I imagine i imagine per night per night i would imagine per night no you think it can't be per hour why that's too much why seems expensive marketing's not cheap so it's 165 euros which is around about 165 american dollars at the moment because we're basically one for one currently amsterdam's red light Light District has 288 window brothels. Now, there was a gentrification process where they used to have 369 windows and now they only have 288. Whoa. So, 165 euros, I'm going to say per three-hour block. Wow, per three-hour block. I don't understand.
Do you think that's expensive, 165? For three hours? Yeah, let's say for three hours. For one hour it is, but for all night it's ridiculously cheap. So it just, I suppose, without a time frame, it makes no fucking sense at all. Sorry, it makes no fucking sense at all. So you think it's a scooch too expensive? I think it's a scooch and a half too expensive. Fair enough. I will do some more research and I'll get back to you with whether that's per hour. I mean, you can't half research a cultural tidbit. I can. Yeah, you can, but it's not right. I think it is. You could be wrong.
It's a scooch, correct. So what's new? We went out on a date with a new couple here in Utrecht. They live about 20 minutes from us. They're 30 and 40 years old, so they're 10 years different. So are we. I know i did the math but you're like i kicked off my shoes 40 though i am 37 years old i don't know whether that's pushing 40 i think it is you know what i'm never gonna do what can i tell you what i'm never gonna do yes 30 something i hate it when podcasters or people put on their like dating profiles like 30 something when they just 30 something you can't 30-something. You can't. So many.
When you put the thing in. No. You put the date of birth in. It's like, what? It's like, I think people write 30-something because they're too afraid to write. We're almost 40 or they're 39 or whatever. I think people just are afraid to write that, so they do, like, 30-something. Okay. Well, on the upside to 30-something and 40-something. Yep. Nice spontaneous catch-up. That was nice. They texted us and they're like, hey, you guys free tomorrow. I liked that. Yeah. And? And they said that we look younger in real life, which leads me to think that's good.
It's a nice compliment, but also- Our photos are shit. Our photos are shit. We know that already. So- We've had people say to us, your photos are shit. Your photos are shit. Yeah, so just be better at photographing. Hey, do you want to hear something funny? No. Oh, well, then let's move on then. Okay, what? I contemplated putting my butt plug in for that date. I was like, oh, I might wear a butt plug tonight. That would be nice and, like, sassy. And then I remembered that we ride bikes. Yeah. And I haven't actually ridden a bike with my butt plug in yet, and I don't know.
I'm thinking it's probably a no, but maybe it's a yes. Maybe just put it in and take it for a ride up and down the street before you commit to a fucking 20 minute hilly. Well not really hilly. I mean it's not really, there's no hills in the Netherlands. There's a little uppy and downy bit under the bridge. You mean under the train tracks? Yeah. Yeah you're right there is a tunnel that descends by about a metre and a half as you go under the train tracks. You get the air. It's basically a cliff. So what do you think about wearing a butt plug and going on the bike? Thank you.
There is a tunnel that descends by about a metre and a half as you go under the train tracks. You get the air. It's basically a cliff. So what do you think about wearing a butt plug and going on the bike? Yeah, I think that it's well outside of my scope of capability. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Physically? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I don't – I have to say if your bike seat's right, it shouldn't be hurting your arsehole nor touching it.
Let's do's do it i'll report back but plug on a bike situation yeah i'm pretty sure it's been done before i mean it's been done here but actually it may be getting done today here right now right now as we speak yes someone in the netherlands is riding around with a butt plug and their bike yeah we probably should give the date though again because you know it might not be happening the day that somebody listens to this. So they're really nice. What do you think about them? They were lovely. Very, very lovely. They were interesting and funny and all the right things. She's a redhead. She is.
She is. We've decided that there's a higher percentage of redheads in the Netherlands. Yeah, I mean, with our total subset of just the two of us, we've made this decision. give you something there was three redheads in that bar i know this was hilarious we turn up kate says they'll be easy to spot they'll be easy to spot because she's a redhead we turn up to the bar three redheads yeah in the bar in the bar and then she turns up later which means four four and it was only a bar of i don't know 50 people yeah yeah so maybe we are we are. We could be. I'm betting on us being right.
Maybe you could use this as a cultural tidbit, the next cultural tidbit requirement. Oh, my God. You're giving me little things. Thanks, babe. They're from the Netherlands. They're Dutch. They're Dutch. They've traveled a lot, actually. They like to travel, which is really, really nice. So much so that they actually have a list on their phone of all of the places in the world that they want to travel to and they're ticking them off their list, which is cool. For me and you, I think that was a really nice little, I guess, connection between the two of us.
And for our American friends, they wanted to go Dutch on the drinks, which is where the term going Dutch comes from. They do want to go Dutch. For those of you who don't know that, which I'm figuring pretty much everyone does. Pretty much everyone. I think it's a pretty well-known saying.
Oh, it's's a well-known saying but i'm just curious as to whether people know why it's said i like the fact that they're local i like the fact that they offered a spontaneous catch-up yes that was nice the fact that they texted us one day and they're like hey guys and it was in the evening the day before i'm pretty sure do you guys want to go for drinks tomorrow less than 24 hours and we were like fuck yeah we do fuck yeah which is kind of what we've been looking for for quite some time is like fairly local people who don't need three months in advance to catch up well yeah but we're kind of those people yeah we can be depending on when we're traveling to uh soz anywho anyway so that's enough of them now i mean you still didn't talk about him at all he was well they're both they're both tall.
Fuck yeah. He was taller than you and she was taller than me. She's as tall as I am. Yeah. And then he was taller than you again. Yeah. So I was the 170 odd centimetre. Five foot eight. I don't know what that means. You don't need to. Shorty in the group. Yeah. The interesting thing is I entirely fucked up the kiss on the way in, right? Because she's, we went to greet each other and she's like, are we going to do the handshake or should we just do the kiss? And I went, okay, well, let's do the kiss. You forgot to do three? No. She's the two kisser. She's like, it's not three kisses here.
Isn't it three kisses here? No, she's like, it's not. Oh. So I don't – now your cultural tidbit from a few episodes ago, I think, maybe shit. Oh, no. Which means you're giving false information to people. It does mean shit. Which is horrific. I might have to re-research that. Yeah. Or research it for the first time. I mean, I'm pretty sure our sponsors are going to be really upset with you. The sponsors being me. Yeah. And you. Yeah. Well, more me than you. Our friends from Melbourne are coming tomorrow. They're staying for four days. They are. Looking forward to that.
Drinking and silliness and taco making. Yes. We've spoken about these guys on the podcast and we've interviewed them a number of times. The interesting thing is that they've gone from being called the Negronis to being called the Belays. They were the Belays first and they went to Negroni. Were they? Yeah. And then I think at one point they were like maybe wine and whiskey or something. Yeah. I'm just going to call them P&S because I can't with the drink things anymore. Okay. Yeah. So they're coming. Looking forward to that.
We also recently went to a club here in the Netherlands called Fatima Organa. Seven years we've known those fuckers for. Seven years, yeah. Almost for as long as we've been in the lifestyle for actually. Almost. Yeah. They still rejected us when we reached out to them. I know. We like to mention that to them every single time we catch up. Every time they rejected us. So we went to a club here called Fatima Organa. Yeah. Still, they still rejected us when we reached out to them. I know. We like to mention that to them every single time we catch up. Yeah, every time they rejected us.
So I went to a club here called Fatty Morgana. Which I like to call Fatty Morgana because it sounds better. It sounds like a character out of a Harry Potter story. It does, actually. Fatty Morgana. So we're going to actually talk about that in an upcoming episode. But what I will say is that I'm still trying to get a hold of them because I really want to do a YouTube video. That is proving almost impossible. I have sent them a text on their mobile phone. I have sent them an Instagram and I've messaged them on SDC.
At this point, I don't know what else to do aside from rocking up to the club and being like, hi, can I make an appointment to please come through here and do a YouTube video? Because I think you people need to see it.
So before we start talking about fucking our friends recently, I want to share some erotic poetry to get you in the mood this is from the pussy preacher herself duchess cashmere i'm going to share this with you daryl all right guys and welcome back so i am sitting here in new orleans with duchess cashmere and i'm super excited i'd like you to introduce yourself a little bit before I tell people what you're actually going to do today. Hello lovers. My name is Duchess Kashmir. I am the griot erotica, the pussy preacher, the female dolomite, the sexy shit talker. I'm an erotic storyteller.
Now I've been following Duchess for a while now and it was actually Tristan Locke who connected me to your accounts because you were in the YouTube and then I started kind of watching your stuff and seeing what you're doing on Instagram and I knew you were going to be here this year and I just had to get you on here. Now erotic poetry, how long have you been doing this for? I've been doing erotic poetry for three years.
I used to do stage theater and the last one that I did was Discovered Suicide When the Rainbow Was Not Enough, and that inspired me to take my real life as a swinger and a lifestyler and create stories. You can do this on the fly, because last night, Mickey and Mallory were standing there, and they'd never heard you before, and I was like, you know, can you do something for us now? So you just have this in the back of your mind. Well, what I did last night is just, I do them over and over again and I perform at open mic nights and local poetry spots.
So after you've done them over and over, so you just kind of memorize them a little bit. Okay. How long would you say that you've been kind of coming along your sex positive journey? How long has that been for you? I've been in the lifestyle about 10 years.
I started out as a single girl and then my current husband when i met him turns out he was interested in the lifestyle also just didn't have partners that we could trust and build that confidence with and so we entered the lifestyle together that is so so cool before we got married we had our first full swap oh shit there you go that's a story you know we hear from some people sometime they're like well we full swapped on our honeymoon it was the first time we did anything and i'm like whoa i'm still friends with that couple they're here oh that is so great that is awesome now before we actually i just want to let you do your thing in a second i just want you to do whatever you feel i got some i got some ready for you yeah and i i just want you to do whatever you want to do because i'm telling you guys you're absolutely going to love this but before we do it how can people find you how can they follow you how can they hear beautiful beautiful voice you can follow me on instagram at duchess underscore cashmere and that's d-u-c-h-e-s-s there's no t in duchess that's an american way that we spell it but it's not yeah pish posh i like that i am on twitter at duchess cashmere all together and i do have a youtube channel called duchess does the things because i don't do interviews on my podcast i only tell stories very seldom do i say no now i'm gonna put all of your links anyway in the show notes guys but seriously after you are about to hear what's coming i can't there are no words you know i'm not a wordsmith i'm gonna hand it over to you because clearly you know what you're talking about but i'm just gonna let you go guys i hope that you enjoy this duchess cashmere do your thing this is an excerpt from episode number.
And that poem is called Nasty, Fast and Dirty. And I wrote that as one of my MILF monologues. I'm embodying the pussy preacher there. That's what my fans call me on the coast is the pussy preacher. And it's about being sexually free. And this poem is, I am a nasty woman. I am a nasty woman. I bend that ass over and call me mistress type of woman. Come here, sweet little pussy cat. Meow type of woman. I am a nasty woman.
A whips and chains and claws type of woman lick and suck and biting type of woman spanking pinching choking type of woman sexually free unequaled unquenched sexually open unashamed sexually fluid mask and mask and femme, dom and sub, top and bottom. I am a nasty woman, ropes and bondage, lashes and leashes. Fuck me. Daddy, please let me come on him for you my whole body is your temple your face is my throne and your ass is my prize you are my victim i am a nasty woman nasty fast and dirty nasty as i want be thank you see what I'm saying?
There are no words, man I don't, like, it is just enthralling I'm looking at you the whole time that you're done I am just enthralled It is amazing How many things have you written, like, over the years?
I have currently 30 episodes I just released Big Mama mama energy oh and one of the sex positive queens that i followed just recently had a baby and she had this beautiful picture of her pregnant belly and naked on the beach sunshine and i was just inspired and then with all that's happening in our country the rights that women have been relinquished of i wanted to write something to empower women so i wrote big mama energy and it's about living your own truth however the fuck you whether you live it gay or bi or straight or trans or whether you want to be submissive to your husband that's's okay, however you want to do it.
Each episode is essentially going to be turned into a chapter from my book. And some of them are like top 10 lists, like the top 10 things you should do with a sex toy. So about 30 episodes. It is beautiful. And I'm so glad we got to spend even just a couple of minutes sitting down with you. Yes, Thank you. Thank you for everything that you do, because I'm sure you're speaking to just so many women out there that, you know, you just said dirty and nasty, but the way you say it, it's liquid. It's not taboo. It's just smooth to me. I'll tell you where that comes from. Oh, yeah.
I was in a class because I'm a student of sex. I love to take sex classes and kink classes. And the lady that was teaching, she asked us all to write down three words that described how we felt about our sexuality. And all of us had synonyms for nasty, fast, and dirty. Wow.
And she was like, as girls, especially in America, we're taught that you're nasty or you're fast just because you developed faster than the boys did in your class so i wanted to take those words back right and you've done it i mean again i enthralled there are there are no words i'm speechless on my own podcast it is amazing i i really appreciate you thank you so much thank you guys if you're listening to that go back and listen again for starters and then check out the show notes because I'm going to have all of those links and especially that latest episode.
I absolutely think you should go and listen to that as well because, yeah, female empowerment and rights is critical at the moment, as you said, of what's happening here in the United States. So thank you so much. I'm so glad you had some time. Thank you for having me. I appreciate it. I'm a big fan. I'm so geeked out right now. Thank you very much for having me. Thank you. All right, guys. We'll talk to you soon. Bye. So, guys, that was the pussy preacher herself, Duchess Kashmir. But now we're going to get into talking about fucking our friends. So we have not seen these people since 2018.
And this was in Mexico City. I tried to look when we spoke about this on the podcast, but I just couldn't actually find it. I was trying to find the episode. I have absolutely no idea what episode number it was, but it was like in 2018. We saw them in Mexico City. I'm not sure we did talk about it, actually, because I'm not sure that we... We did, because we called him G-Spot, and we called her like H-Cup or something like that. I remember it, but I don't think we spoke about it.
If you can you can hear the screaming kids in the background it's summer and as daryl mentioned earlier everybody's outside so that's what's happening so we got a random well i got a random text i was at the airport in the united states and i got a random text from them on my usa sim which is bloody lucky because i don't put that really in unless i'm traveling in the u., randomly get this text message from them saying, we're coming to Amsterdam. We're coming to Amsterdam in two days and we'd love to catch up if you guys had the time.
And we were like, well, fucking of course we're having the time, right? Like I was coming back. I was obviously going to be jet lagged, but we were like, whatever we're doing it. We're definitely catching up with these people because they're sexy.
They're fun haven't seen them since 2018 so let's do it right yeah absolutely i think maybe maybe you'd even we'd even forgotten how sexy and fun they were we had we hadn't seen them for a while yeah we had actually i had definitely forgotten how sexy and fun i was gonna say you but i didn't want to because you know the last comment might roll people and if I keep us, you know, saying you. So we went to pre-drinks before we headed out. So we decided we were going to go to pre-drinks together to kind of catch up before dinner.
And so we ended up getting a hotel room at their hotel that they were staying at. So it was nice, convenient, and easy. And we go for some pre-drinks.
And, yeah, you're right by the end of the night I truly had forgotten how awesome they are and it kind of made me miss them I guess like I just if you're away from people you kind of forget like how awesome they truly are and that's shit from like 2018 to 2022 yeah thanks fucking COVID and everything else yeah which is which was a bit shit so we went for some pre-drinks and had a chance to catch up but the pre-drinks were all just us catching up what's been happening in the last four years the last time we saw them we were living in singapore and then since then we've been living in croatia and now we live in the netherlands so we're just kind of catching up with what each other's been doing in our lives kind of since then so that was nice kind of pre catch up well i mean was a nice catch up.
It was just nice to chat with people and understand what they've been doing, you know, and remember that, remember that we're, we're actually very aligned in terms of how we look at life. And we're actually, even though we haven't spoken to them in quite some time, that they're actually quite good friends of ours. Yeah. They're awesome.
And then we head to dinner now., when you think about the way that a date would normally progress, like some drinks, going to dinner, before play and everything, like the date would normally, you know, start to progress where you can start to flirt and all of those sorts of things. Now, we went to dinner with them and other people, so we didn't have the opportunity to flirt with them over dinner but, again, it was just really nice to kind of catch up and kind of get a little bit, I guess, just interested in each other again.
But, unfortunately, like, normally you would, you know, try to flirt a little bit over dinner, right? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, you didn't take the opportunity to give them a kiss while we went to the bathroom at the same time, not together, but at the same time, no? We didn't go to the bathroom at the same time. Well, we did. Oh, you did? Yeah. Yeah, because you and her got up at the same time and went to the bathroom. I appreciate it.
the same time not together but at the same time no we didn't go to the bathroom at the same time well we did oh you did yeah yeah because you and her got up at the same time and went to went to the bathroom absolutely yeah okay so we head back to the hotel and have one more drink before we head into our room now the interesting thing about the again like on a normal date there would be some sort of like i guess transition into a little bit more flirty a little bit more touchy and everything, which we did a little bit of that at the drinks before we kind of went back to our bedroom.
But we're in a bit of crunch time here too, like in terms of the time that we had to hang out and catch up because we had to leave first thing in the morning. They were off to Italy or somewhere like that. So there just wasn't an enormous amount of time. So the timeline was quite collapsed, I guess. So we go back to our room.
I head i head into the bathroom to freshen up and again rather than walking out in lingerie or walking back out in my outfit or whatever i decided to walk out nude you did and nobody was upset with that there wasn't a person in the room who was like oh man that's terrible stop doing that get back in there and put some lingerie on you weirdo so a lot of people ask how to do a transition that's certainly a way it's a way it's definitely a way it's a way it's not necessarily the way most people feel comfortable with but i mean you certainly you you rolled it you rolled the dice bobe and bang on did you was that did you expect that from me like what did you seriously so out of character that is not a way that kate would normally return to a room yeah not not even remotely i was expecting you to come back with your clothing your original clothing and i wasn't even expecting you to dress down yeah well i actually went in there to freshen up so i just thought what's the point i'll just come back out what's freshen up me uh that was me making sure that you know my vulva wasn't surrounded by any kind of bo that my breath was fresh i brushed my teeth i put mouthwash in mouthwash gave myself the old wipey wipey yeah of course the freshen up is you know if someone's gonna go down on you freshen the fuck up that's what i'm saying i mean it's not like we didn't run a marathon before arriving back to the room doesn't matter doesn't matter okay we're at drinks and then dinner Maybe that was like a three-hour period.
Freshen up. I don't think it's a necessity. I really don't. Yeah, well, obviously we can agree to disagree on that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, look, there were two other people in the room who didn't think it was a necessity either. That's not true. So when I came out and kissed him, he was like, ooh. Yeah, but he said, ooh, interesting surprise.
But he wasn't like, oh, fuck, I better go brush my go brush my teeth he said can i go can i borrow you the toothpaste what yeah you missed that whole thing because you were kissing her and i was like absolutely you can so he went in and he was freshening up too so she also freshened up so what you're saying here is the only person in the room who didn't fucking freshen up was me you're the feral lucky i always scrub my balls yeah yeah i know. I think I get really paranoid. I mean, I obviously realized that we showered directly before we went to dinner.
And so there's something like, I don't know, what was it, like two or three hours between showering and coming back and freshening up. But I don't know. I just get a bit paranoid, especially about, you know, you've been drinking and stuff like that. I get paranoid about that and just, I don't know, the feeling of needing to freshen up is real. I got asked for a kiss the other day on the couch here and I was like, but wine breath. And the person was like, it doesn't matter. We both have wine breath. But, yeah, I don't know. I've just been getting super paranoid about it lately.
So I'm all about the freshening up. So after I walked out nude, it started with, I think I was going to go to kiss him and then I think. You did kiss him, definitely. After? No, no. Oh, really? Yeah, there was a short run before she pushed him out of the way. Yeah. And then her and I were kissing for quite a while and just kind of, again, getting a little bit familiar. And then she was like, wait a second, Kate's naked. I'm not naked. So that's when she went and freshened up. I don't remember any of this freshening up. And then it was just the three of us. So you and him and I, and I was.
Freshening up. Fucking hell. Here I am with my saggy old fucking sweat nuts. Yeah, it was pretty gross, actually. Fuck off. Oh, shit. Now I wish I had to brush my teeth. I hope. That day. So it was nice, I guess. The start was just basically off to the races, so I kissed her, she went away. Fuck, they're sexy.
I was kissing him, and then she came came back and that was when he was like okay i'm gonna break away and then it was the three of us that was you and her and i so i think just you know let's let's talk honestly now for those of you out there who think i did a bad thing just remember that i was the only one involved in all facets of this while everyone else is off freshening up i'm like you know enjoying the races you said you're off to the races how are you trying to make yourself feel better again like well i mean i'm not because i just don't i still don't get it but i look i'm okay if everyone wants to get their fresh on i mean next time i'll bring a fucking mentos so i can just chew that bad boy down rub it around the back of my balls and i don't know asshole i mean what do you do as a guy to fresh what's a guy freshen up look like same thing like going to the bathroom you know like a nice hot hot towel or something like that freshen up hot towel you try to use a hot towel later as well you love a hot towel don't you fucking love a hot towel i did but let's let's come back to the hot towel scenario she now walks out naked and so then And we're all kind of, you know, her, I, and you are involved.
We're all naked at this point. He walks out, and this is when basically Playa just kind of gets down to it. Now, you partner off with her, I partner off with him, and he starts going down on me for quite a while, and he's using his fingers and his mouth, and it was delightful. And again. Actually, you missed a whole bit here. What I missed. Because initially we all started on one person. Oh, we did too start on one person, didn't we? Take it away, Daryl. Explain to me what happened. Yeah, yeah. So I think, so there was two people upstairs and one person downstairs.
I was the lucky person to be on the downstairs part of this. On the downstairs? Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I was. You were looking at pussy. Yeah, I was doing that. You were on the downstairs? Some people don't like the word pussy. You were going downtown. I mean, nobody's offended by the term downstairs. So I was down in the- Downtown, when you look some pussy, go downtown. Well, that was, I mean, no. Okay, carry on. Anyway, so I was down there with my tongue in her pussy. Is that better? Yeah, that's all right. That's okay? Yeah. I just, I don't know where the limits are here.
Anyway, so I was really enjoying myself and I also had some fingers inside of her and you pair were both, so the. That's right. She loves, she absolutely loves her nipples being sucked and licked and her neck and stuff. And neck and ears. Which, by the way, I fucking remembered. Yes, you did. From 2018. From the last time we played with them, I was like, I remember that she really enjoys this. She did. And she loved it. Put that in my little, this is why I can't remember anything in real life anymore. I don't know my tax file number, but remembering that she likes nipple play, it's back there.
Yeah, so it was really quite amazing.
I'm pretty sure i got her off or we got her off sorry it's a we that was a team effort i was gonna say it was definitely him and i were also we were we were upstairs oh fuck off now i feel like a fucking 12 year old so you fucking should oh god damn anyway so it was amazing really amazing i mean um it's a good start vocal and uh sexy and writhing and all the things and you guys were taking turns kissing her playing with her playing with her nipples and her neck and her ears and and uh i was all the only erogenous signs and i was absolutely enjoying myself in deep in her pussy whilst looking up and seeing what's going on above.
Yeah. It was a lot of fun. That was a lot of fun. It was a good start to the day. And then so we partnered off for a little while, and this was when he started going down on me. He was downstairs. She started going down on me. Was she downstairs? Yeah. Fuck off. Was she downstairs? She was in my, I don't know, unfreshened area. Yeah. So he is absolutely fantastic. He's the kind of person that goes down on you that doesn't just start going 100 miles an hour on your clit, doesn't just start trying to poke his tongue inside. He knows his shit. He knows what he's doing.
So he was down there, downstairs. Down there. Down there is just as bad. He was looking at my pussy and had his fingers inside me and, again, didn't try to do, like, three fingers straight away. Everything that he did, he absolutely knows what he is doing because he obviously pays attention to what people like. Yes. And kind of, you know, I mean, everybody, we say everybody's different. They are. But I think that there's a foundation block that is always very similar. Stone. Foundation stone. One might call it. I like Lego. Well, then it's a foundation plate. Yeah, that thing.
Because it's a plate that you put the blocks on. Yeah. And if you're building it downstairs. We've used so many trademark words in this. I mean, people are going to be up our asses for sure. Choose your own venture. He made me come. Yes, he did. Yeah, he made me come with that, which was quite a nice start to the evening. And I might add on the other side of the bed, I was receiving a pretty awesome blowjob, which almost had me come as well. And then it got even better for me. Yes, it did. Tell me about that.
So, you know, one person got thrown out of this and I had a two-lady blowjob going on for quite some time. I went down on him as well. Yeah, yeah. So I was sucking his cock for a while as well. I'm not saying that you're a hater. Before that, it's not like I just came in and ran away. So I was actually – Which is normally what Kate's known for. She's just like orgasm runs. I was sucking his cock for quite a while as well, and then I came over to join you two, and we gave you a – I think you're invited over, in fact. Double blowjob. Was I invited over? You were invited over.
I distinctly remember that. There was a, hey, hey, you, come here. And then there was a conversation had and a quick kiss between the two ladies. And then I was feeding your cock into her mouth. Yes, exactly. And he was enjoying it because he also wanted to capture some video footage for their own personal pleasure. Yeah. So he asked and said, hey, can I film some of this? And we're like, go ahead. I'm like, is that my like pleasure voice now? I don't know what you would do.
It's unfortunate that that now has become, but people are hearing this and thinking that's what I sound like when I'm being pleasured. It might be. It sounded like I was jumping off a bridge. Try not to do that. So I was feeding your cock into her mouth. Yes. And then we were kissing at the top and then like both of us were sliding down your shaft. Yep. You know, I mean, if you haven't experienced a double blowjob, actually, maybe people haven't. What would you, how would you describe it to another man out there listening what a double blowjob feels like or even the actions or what we did?
Like, how would you explain that?
So I think it's um i don't necessarily think it's something that would get people off a lot because there's a lot of pauses and you know other things going on in there but it's a real interesting dynamic between two different ladies who give blowjobs in different ways as well right i didn't think about that yeah so you're you were generally pretty soft and and you're not as much hand involved as what she is and she was really you know sucking hard and and using a lot of hand so the dynamic between that is really intense additionally outside of that is is that it's you will not going it's well it's unlikely for me any way to come while that's happening so with that in mind it's we'd get quite close.
I wouldn't say it's edging, but it's sort of definitely a, sort of definitely, yeah, nice use of words there, Daryl.
It's really sexy in that you're receiving two things at the same time and you also get to look down and see the two ladies kissing and sliding their tongues up and down your cock at the same time it's it's really uh it's very sexy it's visually and physically sexy so it's it's lovely it's really nice yeah uh the triple blow job which i've also had is less so i think because you now there's a lot more logistics involved in that and you know then you get heads bumping and you know stuff going on but yeah the double it's definitely one of my favorites and also seeing two very gorgeous women doing this is is really hot logistically again if you haven't experienced a double blow job let me logistically talk to you about it so i mentioned before that i was using logistically logistics on the downtown downstairs babe damn it logistics on the downstairs i was feeding her cock into her mouth, right?
That was happening on occasion You can do that I mean, we can take turns where I'll feed I'll make sure I'm holding Daryl's cock in one hand And I've got her head in my other And I'm literally feeding his cock to her That can happen And then I'll go down on him I'll swap it and I'll put it in my mouth kind of thing You can do it that way And then the other thing that you can do is A lady either side and both women with their mouths open and their tongues out slide down the shaft together and back up together so there's this like move movement together yeah so that's the way if you haven't experienced before that's that's kind of how it's done yeah i mean that's part of how it's done because there's a lot of interplay between visuals and physical and sound i mean there's slurping and all other things going on as well and popping of mouths and so there's a lot more going on than just what you've described logistically because some people might think it's just the feeding of the cock backwards and forwards and it's not i mean no so i agree downstairs i don't remember what happened between that and the next part.
So eventually she was going to sit on his face and she invited me to come and ride his cock. So again, you had both of the ladies focusing on you for a while there while he was doing a little bit of filming and watching and then the roles were flipped. And again, I don't remember how this happened, but she invited me over to sit on his cock. So, he was lying there. She is facing. To which we found out is one of his favorite locations to be. And I really can't blame him. It's an amazing location to be, I'm sure. Although I was watching and it was also amazing.
So, she was riding his face, but facing away from me. And I was riding his cock and facing to her back, basically. And I know that you can do this position, like, so you can turn around and face me, and that's really quite nice as well. But it is a little bit difficult to kick. I think there's a lot of, I think that there's an eye contact portion to this that I think he likes as well. Ah, okay. You know, so he can be basically, you know, drowning in her pussy. Right. Not necessarily drowning, but you know what I mean?
Like, he's enveloped in her pussy while he's staring into her eyes while somebody else is riding his cock that's which would be kind of cool as well if you didn't know actually who it was like you had maybe more play partners like a six or an eight group people and you're all into each other and you're all into each other and then she was already face sitting and then you didn't know who came in was on the back i think so it's really really it's a really sexy move but i was trying to kiss her neck and stuff at one point and that just was not i have the video you have the video yeah so you were you were now filming what i will say about this movement is that as a person on the back who's riding his cock you know there's a few ways that you can kind of bounce up and down on the cock but what i was doing uh talking about his face being enveloped by her pussy i was actually i had my hands on her hips and i was moving her up and down whilst grinding forward grinding her pussy on his face and using that as also leverage for my grinding popping up and down on his pussy on popping my pussy up and down on his cock.
So that was kind of cool. So it was kind of like, again, I was force feeding her pussy to him in a way. So I don't know. Yeah. It was, it was exceedingly sexy. Like I said, still have the video. So it's, yeah, something that I'm sure I'll use at some point in the future. And I cannot nor can confirm that I have already. Yeah. So I think there's something to be said about the switch of and power dynamics within the play session here as well. Like that was really fun. You forgot to mention that you totally rode yourself to orgasm on his cock. No, I absolutely came on his cock. Yeah.
And you announced it, in fact. Did I? You did the man announcement. The man announcement of I'm going to come. I'm going to come now. My downstairs is tingling and I'm going to come. Which is such a man thing to do. But you did. You totally announced it. Yeah. That was fun. I mean, so you were filming a little bit like, but then did you just sit back and kind of watch for a little while? I was filming, but I don't know whether you realise how quickly you actually got off. Yeah, it was quite quick. Yeah, it was pretty fast. Don't judge me. I'm not judging you at all.
I thought it was amazing and sexy. And then basically after that stopped, I then got to fuck her, which I was dying to do at this point. She's so sexy. You were fucking her, and she is multi-organic. You fucked me at one point, too, and I don't- Yeah, that was after her. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Because she is multi-actually, no, I think you fucked her, then me, and then fucked her again, because- Oh, I did. Sorry, you're all right. You finished with her, so I think that- I finished with you as well. No, I mean, like, the end of the evening finished. Yeah, sorry. So, she is multi-orgasmic. Yeah.
So are you at this point. That's two. No, I mean like just again and again is what I mean when you're fucking her. Like the session with her. Are you sure? Yeah. Maybe she's just very vocal. Maybe she's very vocal. We should ask. Maybe next time I'm fucking her, you can whisper in her ear. Tell me every time you come. Yeah. Like a good girl. Yeah. I look forward to that. So you were fucking her, then you were fucking me, then you came back to fucking her. And I want to talk about this because he and I then were just.
I think it's very important also that we discuss the fact that there was a condom exchange between each of these. Yeah. Yeah. Just in case people are not aware. Yeah. Condom exchange. For those new players out there. Yeah, yeah, total, total switchy, switchy. Change your condoms. Mainly because I came with her and then. Between, between play partners. And then I needed to change it anyway because it was. But you would do that anyway regardless. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Without a doubt. Anyway, so, sorry, moving on.
So, she, so afterwards, like the play is, I go in, actually this is where the hot talk thing comes in. So, again, like I've played with him, you've fucked her, you've then fucked me, you've Thank you. So, afterwards, like, the play is, I go in, actually, this is where the hot towel thing comes in. So, again, like, I've played with him, you've fucked her, you've then fucked me, you've then fucked her. I go in the bathroom to freshen up again. No, you actually came out mid-mear fucking her. That's what I'm getting to. So, I go into the bathroom to freshen up. Fuck it.
There's a lot of freshening up that I need to get under my... During this freshen up, I decide, like, oh, okay. It'd be really lovely to bring out a hot towel. We're probably, you know, wrapping up play right now. And so I heat it up with the hot water. I got a hot towel for her. And it's really lovely. If you guys haven't brought out a hot towel after sex for the ladies in your play session, do better. And no, I don't mean to throw stuff.
Not do better, but try it next time because it is awesome so i bought out so i'm more like yeah this is gonna be awesome like she's gonna really gonna enjoy this little hot towel like freshen up with her pussy while she's lying on the bed it's really gonna it's gonna be quite lovely for her pussy was otherwise engaged and i walk out with my hot towel like surprise i'm the best girlfriend ever not only have i fed my husband's cock to you tonight and like we've been swapping and doing all these amazing things but here is a hot towel so this is like the the pista resistance for me the cherry on top and uh i walk out and and you guys are fucking and then i was like oh well i mean you could have just used it on me cleaned up clean because i hadn't at this point done apparently what everybody else in the room had so you could have just given me a quick backer ball cleanuper ball cleanup.
So I had to get rid of it. I did stand there for a second and then I was like, okay, we're just going to abandon this hot towel and put it under the TV. I was going to come again and I did. So this is when he and I then kind of hung out naked on the bed just watching you two fuck for a while. And this is what I'm saying.
She's multi-orgasmic, but maybe it's more just that she's extremely vocal like can you how would you explain that to somebody else when when i say like she's multi-orgasmic or very vocal like you were her for a while yeah how would you well i mean for starters she's just reasonably vocal i suppose is the best way i can say it she's constantly moaning and encouraging and you know talking sexy and looking and engaging as well with her eyes uh you know all the things that i find very stimulating because it's it's broader than just cock in cock in pussy you know it's it's there's a bit of mind play in there as well so and especially given i find her incredibly attractive both but not only physically but also mentally so with that in mind and the fact that i've now got other people watching so you've got this sort of idea of performance as well that's kind of plays into that i'm not generally exhibitiony but i think i am around people that i know and trust and care about so it it was really nice to have you guys watching.
And I know that he was, he enjoys it as well. So I know you were kind of over there sort of laying against each other, touching, not necessarily embracing, but, you know, touching each other while I was fucking her.
And yeah, it was just really nice to be able to just really fuck her while she's talking to me and looking me in the eye and saying dirty little sexy things that are possibly even quiet enough that you guys didn't hear them so we've also got our own little yeah there's our own thing going on as well whilst you guys are there which is you know giving us the permission to do what we want it was really really hot i forgot to mention one part when i was sitting on his cock and she was riding his face she was also talking dirty to him at the time yeah something about like oh yeah you know you like her fucking your cock i don't so sexy i can't remember what the exact terminology was that she used but it was something similar to that that's like oh yeah you like you like that pussy you know like or something something along those lines and like fuck you know like she's fucking your cock and this is why i think that so that the visual and vocal contact that that she's engaged with whilst i'm fucking her as well i feel like it's something that was shared there between the between us and him yeah probably and and that's i find that really sexy it's really nice to know that somebody's really into you whilst you're doing that and doing something that's their partner as well so like for example if if when she was talking you know when you were fucking her and she's talking dirty to you but like you said there might have been an element of like that's for him as well if he enjoys that it's nice to be with people who are willing to engage in their own yeah making sure that making sure that like your partner is still engaged in some level but talking about him as well i remember i remember his cock from 2018 i can tell you that because i remember for two reasons complimentary he's got a complimentary cock it's worth complimenting he is uh he's tall he dresses well he is super I love his smile, I love his eyes, he's a very, very attractive guy to me physically and mentally, as you said before, but he has a very, very sexy cock, and not only can it stand to attention, but it is also a very nice shape, nice thickness, I remember that distinctly from 2018.
Yeah, he's actually, he's thicker than me, which I think you quite i think you quite like i think there's you know there's so we're similar in in length but the girth is quite different i think and i think i remember that you liked that because i remember i do remember actually we did just we did talk about it because i remember the next day you were walking somewhat cowgirl like because you were a little enthusiastic in 2018 And maybe unused to, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. So, because we weren't very long in at that point as well, right?
So, I think perhaps you'd, yeah, you'd over-enthused given the equipment you had available. But this time around, I mean, fuck, you were wet from the moment you walked out of the bathroom. Yeah. Because I remember sticking my finger in your pussy and you were very, very keen to get going. Yeah. So they are absolutely fantastic. We laid on the bed for a little while after. Quite a while, actually, and chatted. Naked, chatting. And we miss them dearly. They're lovely people and we need to spend more just time as well.
I well i mean play time as well play time as well as well but not necessarily just that so at 2 a.m roughly about they head back to their room because again they're flying off to italy you've got work and we had to get from amsterdam back home the whole thing so kind of little little spontaneous little fling almost little sex venture away in amsterdam with some fucking sexy intelligent fantastic people i mean i can't say a good i can't say amazing things about more amazing things about these people enough amazing things about these people so we are trying to catch up again i do remember at one point i think it was actually in the post-coital nudeness um i think at one point i was like hey we're going to be here here and here in these months and they were like okay we've got this on we've got that we might be able to meet you here in jamaica um oh okay if we can't meet you in jamaica like we go into canada and i was like yeah but if you can't meet us then like we do have flight credits with klm so maybe we can just like they've got a direct flight to dallas maybe we can fly we can meet in iceland maybe we can fly into Texas.
No, no, Iceland, because Iceland's in between. This is actually people... I know people in business who've done this in the past, right? Because it's in between the two continents. It's probably on one of the continents. Somebody will correct me, I'm sure. But you know what I mean? Like it's in between. So you're able to... Maybe we should just meet in Iceland. We can sit back, enjoy the northern uh, the Northern Lights with each other whilst, uh, you know, getting a little funky. Yeah. Looking up at the Northern Lights while someone's going, uh, downstairs would be amazing.
So that was a really fun play session. So I just think it's funny. Like now we're like, Oh yeah, you guys are awesome. We shouldn't have let things slip, but again, COVID, uh, as far as we did, but now let's try to reconnect. So yeah, I have to I'm sorry.
like now we're like oh yeah you guys are awesome we shouldn't have let things slip but again for covid uh as far as we did but now let's try to reconnect so yeah i have to say that what this has taught me is though you know i've got we've got friends in our lives that we don't see regularly but still consider friends and these guys were in that for us from the last time as well and they've just solidly reinforced the fact that we can spend time apart and still be very interested in talking and you know because we're aligned in a lot of ways yeah which i like it's also kind of nice to have that international cock and pussy yeah so fly in anytime you like yeah actually it is funny because we've had a few people now that are like coming through amsterdam or coming to amsterdam and they're like hey and i'm like fuck yeah so yeah that's really nice kind of having that yeah the last couple that came through we had covid we did have covid uh actually yeah swinger diaries came through amsterdam and we were supposed to go out to the club and we got covid and couldn't which was really really shit yeah it was shit for shit for me because you had girl flu like nobody's business.
Yeah. You were like seriously whiny about COVID. Yeah. So, hey, guys, if you're listening to this, come back any time. Yeah, any time. Maybe stay for two nights. Wouldn't mind getting a breakfast in. Maybe stay for a week. Wouldn't mind having a breakfast in and then, you know, having some more playtime. That would be fun. Yes. Some little breakfast-y brunch-y moments. So, new patrons. Daryl, I don't think you can do much with the Aussie names here. I'll be the judge of that. Okay, ready? Yeah. Al. Al. Male or female? Do you know? Don't know. I'm assuming male, actually.
Okay, well, let's make the assumption that Al's male. He'd be elephant. Elephant? Yeah. Sorry, Al. No, or then just pant. Sorry, Al. He'd become pant. Okay. Terry? Terrence. Stan? Oh, Stan's a tough one. I think it would be Stanley, if I'm honest. Like, I think. Yeah, more probably. Stan the man. Stan the man. He probably gets that already. Nah, it wouldn't be that. Nah. Nah. We'd find something. I'm just going to assume that Stan's got red hair. I got one for you. What? Knife. What? Stan. Stanley. Knife. Oh, got it. That's good. That would work. That would work. He'd be called Knife.
Maybe called Knife. No, he'd be called Kniffy. Kniffy. Yep. Jan. Or could be Yarn. I mean, it'd be Power if it was Yarn. And then Miracle. Miracle. Mm-hmm. Shit. Mikey Mike. Mikey Mike. Yeah. So, patrons, thank you so much. That's new patrons, Al, Terry, Stan, Jan, or Yarn, don't know which one it is, and Miracle, thank you so much for joining us and being our newest patrons. Really, really appreciate the hell out of you. Also appreciate all the rest of the patrons. Of course. Always. Always appreciate all of our patrons. Cassie's always forgetting. She's like, you know. I do not forget.
You just admitted before that you can't remember shit. I just put, actually, I put some audio up because the last episode we released was a Body Confidence episode. And again, that was with Catherine from Expansive Connection. She's amazing. Thank you, everybody, also for the feedback that you've given me about that. I forgot to include Daryl. I forgot. She forgot. So I did put up a bonus episode with Daryl talking about how he feels about my body confidence. That's on Patreon if you want to go check it out. But closing lessons learned, I've got a couple of things.
One, don't worry about your weight gain. I was a little bit worried about meeting our friends. Wait a second, wait a second. Closing lessons learned from the last. From the play session that we had. Got it. I was a bit worried about my weight gain because we haven't seen them since 2018. Yeah. So things have changed, gotten older, weight gain. You know, I was a little bit worried about it. I think they've gotten thinner and hotter. I know. Fuck you guys. More interesting in general. And again. That's true. So I was a little bit worried about that.
But, you know, I mean, there has to be a moment in time where you've got to get out ahead and i think you need to just force that sometimes uh second thing was i was a little bit nervous again hadn't seen him in a while a little bit nervous but also we hadn't i mean we haven't played with people in a long time either it's been you know i think i mentioned in the last podcast that i was on which wasn't the last one apparently, because somebody forgot that I even existed.
The fact that, you know, I think I mentioned in the last podcast that I was on, which wasn't the last one, apparently, because somebody forgot that I even existed. The fact that, you know, clubs are weird to me now. Yeah. I don't feel terribly strong in them anymore. So we haven't played in a while. I don't know whether I was off my game, whether I was on my game.
Thankfully, you know, part of the way through the drinks, I got some you know i got some lovely touches from her which are just glorious for getting me immediately spontaneously hard so speaking about spontaneity i do want to say lessons learned here is that if you do have a moment to be a bit spontaneous like this was spontaneity wins every time for me yeah it's nice i remember i remember you being like come on you know it's one night it's gonna be expensive and all that sort of thing yeah it was a it was an expensive hotel i was like i didn't say come on about catching up with them i was like maybe we can just stay two blocks away i'm like fuck that no it was i know i don't care i we we really the last time we were around i really enjoyed their company i had a memory of the fact was lovely.
No regrets? No, not a single one. I mean, I didn't regret it beforehand, and I was certainly not going to regret it after. It was fucking awesome. My other lessons learned is to just get naked. Yeah. Sometimes just get naked. Nobody was like, oh, my God, look at how fat you are. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, actually, they were both very complimentary. Of course. So I wasn't.
I mean't i mean now i'm being fucking you know inadvertently painted in a bad light no you're not so yeah that's my that's my i guess lessons lessons learned i don't have anything negative or anything that could have been a better to do at all except for more time like that was the only well unfortunately so we were going to do breakfast the next day right but what i realized because we it. You had an 8.30 morning meeting. No. That's not what it was. I had a 10.30 meeting, which should have been able to give me breakfast time.
But the problem was is the train timing just didn't meet with that schedule because it's only a half-hour train ride, so we would have been fine. But the train timing didn't meet with it. So we ended up in a scenario where we had to leave much earlier than I would have anticipated. Otherwise, we could have had – I mean, I may have had to leave breakfast early, earlier than you, but I would have been able to make it back after a 45-minute, hour-long breakfast. True. It didn't happen. No. Which is unfortunate. So we're just going to have to fly back to Texas. So, hey. Iceland, I tell you.
Yeah, good. So coming up, we do have our next episode is going to be a Q&A session with the Bed Helpers podcast. Part one is going to air on their show and then part two is going to air on our podcast. That's next week. So check that out. And then we're going to. Was I involved in that one? You were. Ah. And then we are going to do a review of Fatima Gana, the club I mentioned earlier in the episode here, and quite frankly, the playroom that makes you wet. Yeah. That playroom makes you wet. The club. That playroom, though, especially. Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, so we're going to do a review of that club and talk to you about our night there, but talk to you about the actual club. It did make me wet. It did make me hard, though. It. Made me wet. So it makes you wet, makes you hard, makes you all the good things, makes you tingle in the downstairs region. So, yeah, guys, that has been episode 153, fucking our friends with some erotic poetry from Duchess Kashmir. Please do go check out the show notes to check out Duchess Kashmir. So that's all for now. We'll see you next time. Ciao. Bye, guys. Thank you.
