Swing, The Lifestyle and Everything… – P15

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Speaker1: This is C. And this is D. And this is Swinging Down Under. Welcome to the latest podcast. We are titling this, well, I'm titling this one, Swing the Lifestyle and Everything. Mainly because she's an uber nerd. Total uber nerd. So those out there who know the catchphrase and what I'm talking about is lifestyle, life, the universe and everything, sorry, by Douglas Adams. Quite a good book series if you hadn't read it and, you know, nerdish.
Speaker2: Nerd.
Speaker3: Yeah, well, that's me.
Speaker1: Today we're going to cover off on a couple of topics that are relevant recently to us but are pretty intriguing. The first being big night out, so all of the big nights that you have in the lifestyle. Which they're all big nights. I mean, seriously, you need to be a vampire to exist in this lifestyle and survive that's true and what about i'm thinking about doing that by the way are you yeah okay invite i'm just gonna invite some vampires small issue you've got to find some vampires yeah they're around okay i've seen that oh if there's any vampires out there listening to the podcast please feel free to contact d at swingingdownhunter.com yeah yeah give give me a bell. Give me a shout-out. Also, great couples in the community. So, some really, really fantastic couples that we've met. And so, I get some queries that come up with meeting some great couples and kind of playing together a couple of times. We also have a couple of shout-outs and questions later in the podcast and hopefully some really funny stuff we want to share with you as well so we're we're excited actually well i'm excited yeah she's let a little bit of wee out with how funny that she thinks this is yeah i think it's hilarious a little bit of wee well not a lot of wee because you've been doing your kegels i have been kegels are important so firstly we want to talk about... Big Night Out.
Speaker3: Big Night Out.
Speaker1: The Big Night Out, and more importantly... No, the aftermath. The aftermath of the Big Night Out.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: So, it's not so much... I mean, the Big Night Out is spectacular. It's loads of fun, and we've spoken about this many times, about the things we do, about the fun times we have, about the people we hang out with. But I think... They kick off late. So, first of all...
Speaker2: All right. many times about the things we do, about the fun times we have, about the people we hang out with, but I think...
Speaker1: They kick off late. So first of all, you don't start until 8, 8.30. Yeah, we've already, I mean, I think we've probably covered the kicking off late. People may be joining us for the first time today. Then they should probably go back to... Oh yeah, rewind back to podcast one, it's fine. Go back to the really crap audio before we had microphones supplied by our secret spot.
Speaker2: Exactly, that's what I'm back to the really crap audio before we had microphones supplied by our secret spot. Exactly.
Speaker1: That's what I'm saying. All right, fantastic. Yeah, they're big nights, and so what of it? What are you going to talk about? There's a few things that come from big nights. The first one is sleep deprivation, and we've actually attempted and pulled off a three-nighter, a Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night in one weekend. I feel like I pulled off a two-nighter and friday saturday and sunday night i feel like i pulled off a two-nighter and then no you kind of ghosted you are right you totally only pull off a two-nighter ah you guys go do whatever you want the third nighter was like a corner and sleep the third nighter was more like uh are you are you shaking me oh he's still doing that it was just missionary like you do the work yeah i'll orgasm i'll have a great time but maybe you can just kind of like Maybe, yeah. Yeah. Which is, you know still doing that. No, he wasn't. It was just missionary, like, you do the work. Yeah. I'll orgasm. I'll have a great time. But maybe you can just kind of, like, do the work. Maybe you just, yeah.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Which is, you know, entirely different than most times because normally you're a girl on top girl. You love the girl on top. Half and half. What, you're a muggle? Yeah, fine. So, yeah, the sleep deprivation is a huge one. I think it's more for me, though. You kind of just, you pull rank and you just get on with the day. Pull rank? Yeah. What am I like? I'm the sergeant of the group. Oh, you know it, baby. So, I do generally just kick on, yes. I generally get a second wind at about six o'clock every day. Yeah. Whereas I'm rubbish. I'm sitting on the couch just... Vegeeing out, drooling on yourself. And I need an energy drink generally. Actually, you need an energy drink on night one. Yeah, that's true. Night two is two energy drinks. Night three is three energy drinks. I'm tired, you know. I mean, let's... Haters going to hate, right? They are. I'm just thinking about some of our upcoming events events which we'll get to soon but um our upcoming events is going to be a real it's going to be a drip it's a real test of monster energy into my arm yeah the purple one and i that was that was not a legal representation of monster energy if they're listening please don't sue us so um yes the sleep deprivation is very hard to deal with, especially if you've had a few nights in a row or even a few weekends in a row. You know, we all have work lives and that sort of thing and we've had the occasional midweek catch-up as well. And it's coming into the holiday season. It's coming up to Christmas at the moment. So you've got work events that you're then backing up with play events. Yeah. Which is really quite fun because you're the sneaky little person at the work event on a Friday night who's sitting there wearing your black swing ring just going like, if you guys even know what I'm doing. Or even better, when we've been catching up after one of those events, you're like, what are you guys doing later? I'm actually feeling a little ill. I think I'm just going to go home. And really what you're doing is wearing nothing underneath your outfit. And you've got another one in the bag, which is... Oh, just rocking up in your birthday suit. Yeah, something perverse, which is awesome. Here I am.
Speaker2: Love it.
Speaker1: I actually want to talk about something that has come to my mind lately, if you would indulge. Oh, I'd love to hear about it. Indulge away.
Speaker2: Go.
Speaker1: I have noticed that after a few big play sessions with other couples, we come home and you'll reclaim me.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: That's something that we tend to do. If I'm allowed, if we're not too damaged. Oh, tired. Again, I go back to the tired thing if i'm just kind of like sleep too many orgasms need to go to bed because i'm a serial orgasm and sleep sleeper yeah you're you're a man i'm practically a man yes and not in the ways that matter so um i i tend to find recently that we've had some really great play nights with people and really a huge amount of fun and just obviously quite sexual and just I'm having multiple orgasms in the one night. And then the next day or the day after, I'm not keen. I'm just Cuddlefest. I'm Cuddlefest version one. That's where I'm at. I'm like PG-13 rated right here. Yeah, I mean, even spooning's a little too close to sex. No, it's not true. But I was actually curious whether or not that was a thing. If it's just me, you know, I'm feeling like I've kind of had my fill and actually I've had more than my fill and maybe I need to rein it in. A small pun there that she didn't notice. Oh, I didn't notice at all. And she has had her fill on occasion missed pun opportunity yeah sometimes people think i'm witty other times not so much so i mean so yes but i mean look this is this is not dissimilar for me i suppose generally the next morning you're really quite tired and you're also i mean you, you're dehydrated because generally there's some alcohol involved. Also, there's a significant amount of exercise for me. You can't really reach it halfway. Hold on, I'm just going to get some water. Half-time, I need a slice of orange. I'm not going to lie, we've done the half-time water. Let's just a round of water for everyone. Everyone want some water? I think a slice of orange like you used to when you played soccer. You know, you stick it in your mouth and then you smile through the orange. I'm so taking that to the next play date. Orange? A bag of orange. Sliced oranges. Awesome. Never take the skin off though. It's very important. You can't do that. So, yeah, I suffer from that as well. I mean, the other thing to keep in mind there is that not only uh am i tired but also parts of me and you are quite tired as well i mean you used to be a one-come girl yeah um but you're you've grown a little little stronger stronger in your resilience than that i think you actually, it really depends on the kind of play. And the amount of lubricant. There's some nights there where recently we had an amazing night and I don't even know how many times. Five. Yeah, okay, five. It was great. It was spectacular. It's great to watch from my side as well. Yeah, exhausted. I'm not going to lie. Exhausted after. Well, I mean, we will do a podcast on this in the future, but we got sent a photo of him asleep like 10 minutes after we left. Just like two seconds. You guys don't have to wait up with us. And he was like, great. Great. And he's straight off to bed. Can't blame him. To be honest, if that was our house, I would have been like... I would have been, actually, get out. We're done. We can go to bed now.
Speaker2: I'm going to sleep.
Speaker1: Love you to death, but please go.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Yeah, I'm glad to hear that you feel the same way, actually. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker2: I mean...
Speaker1: Your body is the same way.
Speaker2: Well, certainly.
Speaker1: It's not so much... I suppose it's probably a little different for me in that I wake up the next morning and generally, as a lot of men do, you wake up and you've got a hard on yay god love evolution and penises um so i i still am interested in getting it on with you but the problem is is that uh i can be a little bit um not sore sore's not the right thing just i don't know maybe maybe blue ballish or something as horrible as do you get over sex i don't know there is such a thing no certainly not it's actually not in the in the dictionary i'm sure if you look up over second no it doesn't exist yeah have you been over sexed yes yes you have totally yeah yeah there has been points of the next day you know where c's um a little worse for wear was that is that the politically valid politically correct way to put it yeah little little uh little damaged damaged goods yeah hot hot sexy damaged goods but still damaged oh mate you you're my thing and i just called you mate that's really weird sorry about there we go we are from Australia. Yeah, so mates are okay down here. Sometimes you get to fuck them. So, yes, that is a big issue, I suppose, for the next day. And also how to then combat that, especially if you have to back it up. Now, we plan on doing a cast on how to not get to the situation where you're broken, importantly.
Speaker2: Thank you. have to back it up now we plan on doing a cast on on um how to not get to the situation where you're broken importantly and then more and also on the you know the home remedies but the thing is as well you never really know if an event's going to amount in play right swingers we all know it people you're either interested or you're not and some nights you have vanilla nights with you know people in the community and some nights you have pants off night yeah so really i mean for us even if we have played on say a friday night and we go to an event on a saturday night there is no expectation we don't know well certainly we don't have the expectation i think that's i think that's fair i mean and quite frankly the kitty is probably like i definitely don't have the expectation please don't have the expectation. Please don't hurt. No, but you don't know. And so until later, you then maybe might get in the mood. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, one of our recent... Well, and getting in the mood helps with the kitty damage. You know, she'll then wake up and say, hey, no, I'm okay. Actually, she's kind of pouring at me like, hey. Hey, yeah. I'm like, just stand down. Stand down, soldier. But the soldier's back up to attention, ready to go. Actually, no, that could be me. Anyway. All fronts, really. Yeah. I sense it from across the room. So, I mean, this probably is a decent segue into great couples because the reason we get to the point of damage is because we meet spectacular individuals and spectacular couples yeah we've got a few now it's um i can't even i can't categorize it so we have met some amazing couples and i actually i think i mentioned this in my podcast but it it just feels right and yeah and we came into this and we started looking and and we thought this is this is what we want and then we started kind of sifting through the online profiles and people in the in in the nightclubs and in clubs and we thought god this are we reaching for the stars here and i feel like yeah we've we've actually um struck i'd say platinum yeah and at least a few occasions which is great yeah um so yeah this brings to to the question we've had a few questions on this and um from some of our listeners which is great we love to hear from you guys um and girls and if there's anything that uh you want to uh ask us feel free to uh C said, you can find us on candd at swingingdownunder.com. That's where we live now. And some of the things that have come up is how many times can you play with one couple, the same couple? now this is an interesting question because we've had a a couple a few couples we've met who were play once only play and run yeah which was um you get that right so some couples is kind of you have a great time and you kind of know you have a good time and maybe that's it that's all it is it's one night only i agree but we've had couples i mean you meet couples that you might just want to play with once but there's also couples out there who have an arrangement that that's all that happens you know they only play once and if they play they leave they never they never play with that couple again now for for me and i think i can speak for c on this as well there's just too much investment in finding the right couple that you want to play with to then turn around and not play with them again. Would that be a fair statement? Oh, I mean, that's a really tough one. Provided they're a nice couple and they... Well, I mean, okay, okay, so let's back it up. We don't play with people we don't find intellectually stimulating as well as sexually, right? Intellectually and sexually stimulating, yeah. So I think, yeah, you're right. Because if I think maybe there's times when, look, let's be honest, I've been single and, you know, maybe he's been with that with a guy and he's been quite, you know, reasonably decent. But then also I've thought, yeah, this is kind of a one-night stand deal. I don't know how often that happens because you do invest time and you kind of... Yeah, you invest things into these people. You actually don't just play with anyone. Well, we don't. We don't. I mean, some people do. Which is fine. The other thing out there is there's people who are very much a... Single? Well, no, no. They swing only with couples once well once yeah but i already covered that you you're guiding me along a line of thought that i wasn't on sorry it's more that they uh they're actually they're actually um yeah that he's looking at me like this is this is what happened can what happened. Can I take over? Yeah, go. Right, so... Good Lord, that was horrible. Line of thought there was that... I think you're right. I think that you invest so much time, you vet people, you find people that you are interested in and find sexually and intellectually stimulating and so why would you then let that go? Why would you then invest another 50 hours or something to then find another couple that you're excited about and everything else why would you not maybe then try to continue to see that couple yeah and at least that's the way that's the way we do it and again hey you find a different way that suits you that's that's perfectly fine it's just the way that we um we like to roll the question then for you though how often so we've met some great couples we like to play with them we also have some great evenings with them but how often well this is i mean let me add another another challenge to that question and that is and that is um when you establish a a decent group of couples which we have know, we've got a few now that we really enjoy the company of, both intellectually and sexually, and they, you know, if we want to catch up with them all monthly, right now we've got every weekend booked. Well, nearly. I'm exaggerating a little to make it sound cool. Not with events, like with other things as well. Yeah, if you add vanilla events and you also add the fact that we like to go to a club still every now and again and kind of spend some time together yeah yeah there's that as well you know just you and i um if you add on a sandy shore sipping pina coladas on the water waves lapping at our feet that's it that's coming so uh yeah with that with that in mind you sort of run out of weekends so it becomes important that you're able to then catch up potentially midweek as well and this brings the next question which is the school night sex which is a whole nother question again so back to your original how often is often enough or too often or too often well i think realistically um we enjoy the company of the of our friends vanilla and chocolate who are nice who we enjoy their company anytime whether it's pants on or pants off and really that depends on the night yep so that being the case there probably really isn't a too often because we catch up with them as friends and should something happen it happens should it not happen it doesn't you know and that comes down to us and them we may be not in the mood that evening for for anything other than good conversations some good food it's hard not to be in the mood when people invite you over for a lustrous seafood dinner and cook for you and wine and dine you and massage you. It's really tough not to be in the mood after that point. Yeah, it kind of is. You're right. For everyone involved. You're everyone. Sliding off the seat. Vinyl or leather, people. Number one rule for swinging, vinyl or leather. Actually, and you know what? I have a point about that. It's about then being with a couple that you are comfortable with. So you're having events. At first, maybe it's dinners. Well, maybe you go out first because obviously inviting people back to your home can be a little bit confronting. So a couple of times you meet out, a couple of times maybe then you head back to their place or our place. Does that progress into something a little bit more casual? So we have had people invite us over recently for dinner. We had a great night. But does that ever progress to just like come around and... Get it on. Booty call. You're talking booty call. Yeah, actually, I'm talking booty call. Is there a swing as's booty call? I think there is. Actually, we don't want to spend time whining and dining you guys. We're actually just keen on booty call, and then next time maybe we'll whine and dine you again. Does it happen? Ooh, good question. I think there'd have to be. I mean, I could envisage weekends where we want a booty call, where we'd make a booty call.
Speaker1: Yeah, just come on around, just get naked, have some wine. Hey, we've got um cards out um we were thinking of you guys thank you dance monkey dance well you know is it possible is that a progression of a relationship a swinging relationship yeah these are very interesting questions we should re-listen to this podcast at some time in the future and then answer some of the questions because we haven't answered actually any of them yet. We're just throwing them out there into the ether. Yeah. Some of them may come back. Oh, no. Not the singing again. Sorry. I'm a big nerd. I really like that question because recently we've had some great... I mean, we had a... Spectacular night. We've had a picnic. We've had people invite us over for dinner and cook for us. It's been amazing and quite literally it's it's a date you know they're they're really pulling out all stops i'm gonna say if that was a male female situation i'm i'm actually gonna i'm gonna ask this question of the we will come back to you although we want to ask the question of the the listeners out there is a swingers booty call okay for starters and if it is okay have you ever had one and does it revert back to potentially then dates yeah oh that is it's an exciting yeah i'm excited by that question yeah as weird as that is well done thank you no problem um what about lifespan yes so lifespan of the of a couple the Well, the swinging couple, swinging relationship. So we did ask actually a couple of hours a question on this just before starting our cast. Mainly because I was nosy and I just actually wanted to know. Yeah, you got excited about the question and then you thought you're in. You're just going to like ask people randomly. Yep. Which is actually your... Porte, I'd like to say.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Your typical... It's my jam.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: It's definitely a jam. Not your Vegemite.
Speaker2: Nope.
Speaker1: Hate the Vegemite.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: We are actually looking to deport C to another country that doesn't have Vegemite. So, to all you internationals out there listening...
Speaker2: Oh, yeah.
Speaker1: To everyone listening, would anyone like to take me, please? Because seriously, she likes peanut butter over Vegemite and that is just simply un-Australian. She might as well burn the flag. Hashtag pro PB. Oh, my God. Yeah, that happened. Carry on. So, yes, so the lifespan with the same couple. couple now this probably leads off one of our earlier topics today and that was um well really just having a couple that you're catching up with pretty frequently yeah and how often really isn't it yeah but then it's how often, but then for how long? Yes, for how often, how long? And does it just become sex after that? Well, I mean, we're rolling up all of our last conversations into one question. So we're seeing a couple. We like them.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: They're great fun, great conversation, and we're fantastic in the bedroom. There's's no doubt which describes all of the couple friends we have right but a year from now are we still seeing that couple well what i find interesting about that is that at what point do you become over invested so at what point do you do you become into polyamory well but effectively effectively become polyamorous, absolutely. I mean, you know, being that amory is love. Yeah. I mean, I think there's probably different statuses of love. You've got friends you love, right? And I'm sure we could love our friends. If I had a dog, I'd love it. Yeah, you would. Okay, I'll get you a dog. C has been uh asking me for a dog for the last seven years seven years yeah we've been together seven years so i saw him in the street i was like hey you get me a dog yeah yeah actually the dog came before the when are we getting married question which is quite interesting um so the yeah the question is i suppose when does it turn over into polyamory? And does it? And does it, yeah. And I don't know that it needs to or that it does. I mean, you can love your friends as a separate thing. I mean, certainly you don't run out of love. You love your parents, you love your friends, your good friends. If you're a parent, you love your children. But my love for you is exceptionally different to any of those. Of course. Yeah. So I'm not sure. I mean, it's an exciting question, but it's not something we're at yet. And certainly polyamory doesn't seem... Well, polyamory is not really what we're looking for. But also probably maybe we're a little bit too super green to... super green super way green to um probably answer that question but maybe maybe in six months we'll know but i mean for us at this point in time we're having a great time and we really hope we continue to have a great time yeah although we're going to try some booty calls because they are fantastic actually i think we should try a booty call tonight i'm going to text a couple shortly and see if we can booty call them. Really? Yeah, why not? It's kind of like a school night. Yeah. Kind of going back to that whole sleep deprivation. Yeah. Okay. Good luck with that. Update later. Yeah, so I suppose then it becomes, well, out of polyamory, does couples rivalry come into play know, do you... Because we've got some couple friends who are very good couple friends of their own. We've met, we've sort of been... So we've got a community of couple people. Yeah, couple folk. Yeah, like... Couple folk. Couple pod. They're like a pod of couples. Couple pod? Yeah, couple a pod. Couple a pod. That's actually a sex manoeuvre. There's just a lot of couples lined up. Oh, okay. It's like a centipede, but it's a couple of pod. Yeah, I mean, it's a good question, actually. So we have some friends that we play with and other friends that we play with and those friends play with each other. So, you know, is there at any point, and I don't think there would be because we're swingers, we're open, we're really probably not, you know, we're not jealous folk. So is there rivalry? I think as a short answer, I think yes, there would be. Really? Well, I mean. Like you spent the last two weekends at that one? No, not to that level. I think more like, are they more attracted to the other couple? What are they like in the bedroom? Who gives better head? Who gives better head? Maybe it's like that kind of rivalry. It's not rivalry, I'm jealous. It's like, you know, is that person better and can you give me any pointers? Can they tell me how to do that? Well, certainly from our last adventure, I need to learn how to do something that one of that the the lady of the group educated you on yeah yeah that's what i'm saying fair enough so i think um yeah at this point we probably should get on to our upcoming events, invites, topics. Pretty exciting stuff coming up, actually. Look, I'm not going to like really exciting stuff.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Because we're in this little kind of island situated in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker3: It's called Australia.
Speaker1: It is actually, I mean, just for everyone out there, it's not actually that little. It does encompass the entire US in this island. That's right, we are as big as the US. Yeah, but we have a total of 26 million people in a country the size of the US. Not so many. I'm going to laugh my ass off if that stat's not right. Yeah, I know. I'm sure I can just see it now. I'm going to be tweeted. I'm going to be like, yeah.
Speaker2: It's tweeted.
Speaker1: Oh, sorry. Oh, my God. like, yeah. It's tweeted. Oh, sorry. Oh, my God.
Speaker2: Faux pas. Tweepa. Sorry.
Speaker1: Sorry for my tweepa. So, one of the most exciting, we're going on a sexy event. A sexy swinging adventure. Nicely put. We should title our webpage that we'll put up for this sexy swinging adventure dot com that doesn't exist fyi so i really get get on it now because then we'll have to buy it back from you so um we are see i'm i'd roll a drum but we don't have that programmed into anything. Okay. So in July 2016, we are heading all the way over to New Orleans. Why are we going to New Orleans? We are going to Naughty in New Orleans. Sorry, I'm not saying it right. New Orleans. If you live there, and we're pronouncing it really badly. We're sorry. We're Australian. We don't say New Orleans. I mean, Nordian New Orleans is like this swinging party mecca. It's like swinging party on steroids. It's like Mardi Gras for swingers. Yeah. Well, that's exactly. It is what it is. Because last time we were in the US, we missed out on Mardi Gras as well. We did, and that's why we're coming back to New Orleans. Because we got stuck in Chicago. We got stuck in Chicago because it was hammering down snow. Yeah. Yep, so that's July. And snow can hammer people. It can hammer. Yeah. It can hammer hard. So we're going to that in July. Kind of like decan. Stop it. You're awesome. And then on the way back from New Orleans, And I might add, we're actually attending with a couple of friends. There's a couple of friends of ours that's going with us. Yeah, but, but also, um, possibly, yeah, possibly. Let's get Australia coming over to New Orleans. Let's get Australia represented. We are proud swingers. Let's make it happen. We do. So we've got a couple of friends coming with us. We've possibly got another couple, and we also understand it that we've got the other soul. So there's two Australian podcasters down here with the other Australian podcast, which is Aussie Swingers, are also headed over. So we're pretty excited by the notion that at least 30% of the Australian population of swingers is coming your way. Statistics, you know, you need to Google the statistics. No, just make it just make it believable yeah it'll be fine so if you want to come please i mean i'm so excited and drop us an email because i would love to share some of our um travel with you but after after actually going to to another little place mexico yeah it's going to be awesome looking forward to it off Desire. To Desire. We've heard a lot about it. And shout out to the curious couple who are currently watching porn in Mexico on the TV. At Desire. No one feels sorry for you. Yeah. Okay, they posted on Twitter this afternoon. I was like, please get these guys a counsellor. They're watching porn on the TV at a swing's resort. Yeah. And I'm at work. Yeah. Yeah, so just, you know. Just jealous. Just actually. Actually, this is probably going back to now the couple's jealousy and this is probably the only reason. This is the reason. Yeah. You're having more fun than we are right now. Yeah. Unfair. I hope you're both having an extraordinarily great time and getting ridiculously laid and your prediction of being just nudist and old people hasn't come true.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: Also, actually, though, so the Curious Couple on Twitter, at The Curious and then CLP, shortened for couple, they are the first podcast you ever listened to. And, in fact, almost the pioneers for us joining The Lifestyle. Well, they are the pioneers, yeah. So, shout out to you guys. I mean, for you, last weekend wouldn't have happened so thank you so much. Thank you. It was a beautiful thing. I'm pretty sure last weekend could have happened. It would have just been you and I and you know well no it wouldn't have happened. Actually no it couldn't have happened. Thank you so much. Another event. I mean I mean, it's coming up to Christmas, which means it's coming up to New Year's.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: So we, and you will have heard, I mean, shout out to our good friends. The Lauren Baby Doll. Lauren Baby Doll, who we've already interviewed on our cast, and they were kind enough to supply us with some microphones, which I think the world of podcasting thanks you for. We are bringing in the new year. We are ringing in the new year with our friends at OSS, our secret spot here in Sydney, and we're really looking forward to that. If anyone's in Sydney but really in Australia, just get some flights, you know, don't be cheap. Come down and join us. Yeah, and it's going to be awesome because it starts at a private apartment and overlooking the harbour with the fireworks and then kind of ends up at the club getting very naughty. With the fireworks. You like that? Just in my bedroom. In my pants. So come along to that. That'd be great. We have actually a really special shout-out next, though. Oh, yes, we do. We have a small thing that we've put together. Well, we've kind of, you know, adapted. We've adapted, yes. We've adapted. So recently we were talking to our friends overseas, me and Mrs. Jones, or they're on Twitter at WeGotAThing. Yeah, absolutely. And I think the average swing has had a bit of a play in this as well. Oh, the average swing. Everyone loves our accents, which is funny because we don't think we have them. Yeah, but that's probably the same in where you are. Yeah, that's true. We have a couple who we play with and they're American and it's just quite delightful, really. So first up, we just need to throw out a thank you because we have um we have uh adapted a an ex an excerpt from the open and shut marriage now you can find this at at cane productions or k-a-n-e-p-r-o-d dot com um we've adapted this fairly substantially to put some australianisms in it and we look forward to reading it just to give some i don't know some substance to our sexy well to what you consider our sexy australian accents and also throw in some fairly significant australianisms we are so mr jones get ready to get the mop up again because we're hopeful that mrs jones is going to make you know quite the mess in the in the lounge room as you say so this is for you guys thanks so much for listening and uh we'll kick it off with c yeah who is it tonight sharon a chick i met while picking up your picking out your birthday present and a lovely gift it was too. Shazza said you'd like it. She was the one who really selected it. You know how I am with those things. Thank her for me. She has excellent taste in jewellery and men. I'll tell her what you've said. She'll be pleased. Is Shazza pretty?
Speaker2: Lovely.
Speaker1: Almost as lovely as you. Do you think Dazza will like the way I look? He'll love you. I hope so. He's such a sexy man. Before you go... Can it wait, Dee? I'm running a little late. This will only take a second. My dearest always comes first. Besides, it's good to keep a man waiting. Gets his juices perking. I have a terrible confession to make, Sue. What is it's wrong remember our confession last year which one the one we had after the brumbies broke up and she found out about his affair yes that was when we agreed that well statistically we'd be faced with the same problem sooner or later and we decided that our marriage was much too important too important for it to flounder on the rocks of infidelity. Poetically said, dear. But can you get to the point? It's about the agreement we reached to set aside every Tuesday night for each of us to see whoever we wanted and, you know, keep it open and above board. So long as it didn't interfere with our marriage. It's about those Tuesday nights.
Speaker2: They're working out wonderfully, don't you think?
Speaker1: Yes. Well, that's what I want to talk to you about.
Speaker2: Sounds serious.
Speaker3: It is quite serious. Oh dear. It's not what you're thinking.
Speaker2: Then what? You haven't gotten involved?
Speaker1: No.
Speaker3: Good.
Speaker1: It's something else. Perhaps we can talk about this it's about last tuesday night last tuesday you were here with someone named joan or mrs jones or something like that that's not quite true whatever her name i'm sure you enjoyed yourself i wasn't with the woman oh my god it's not that see then what the hell is it was it the movies the movies Thanks. Bye-bye.
Speaker3: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye.
Speaker4: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye.
Speaker3: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye. the week before. Moulin Rouge, Wolf Creek. I like Nicole Kidman. She was in Eyes Wide Shut. I know who Nicole Kidman is. If you couldn't find a date, why didn't you just say so? It's no big deal. One or two Tuesday nights, you know. It's not that I couldn't find a date. I haven't been looking for one. I've never looked for one. I've gone to the movies every Tuesday night. Every Tuesday night for the last six months? It's been awful. You don that how much junk australian film industry turns out you goose i didn't know how to tell you what about your secretary i never touched her omg and here i've been making all these little nuances to her over the phone what must you think of me she just thinks you're a little tarty and i suppose while kenny and i were at the marriott hotel you and what's her name were never what's wrong with you i don't know we had an agreement can you ever forgive me all this time i thought you were getting it on with some waitress or floozy or wife of a friend next door and you're at the movies i'm sorry. This is the lowest thing I've ever heard. And that completes our little shout-out to all our friends out there in Twitter land. Thank you very much for your support and peace and love. And? And we would like to... Actually, we've got a new website, new website up. So it's www.swingingdownunder.com, which now has all of our podcasts firmly located on it, and obviously we're on iTunes and Stitcher and Twitter and all those lovely things too. But for now, this is C. And this is D. And this is Swinging Down Under.