Swing Crawl and a Sex Swing – P10

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This is C. And this is D. And this is Swinging Down Under. And this is our fourth attempt at starting this podcast. Because C has been having a little bit of brain farts in the middle of what's been going on, haven't you C? I've had a couple, you know, two maybe. I'm going to say four. You're going to say four? All right, let's just agree to disagree. Welcome to our most recent podcast, which we're really excited to talk about. This is C's fifth attempt at trying to disagree. to mess up the beginning of our podcast here.

So what I'm going to say is that C's a little ill and she may be on drugs. I really feel like we should just start again. It's not going to happen. Oh, God. Stubborn. Okay, so we're talking about the sexy, swinging couple's pub crawl here in Sydney that we held last weekend. Yay, she got the title right. Score. Seriously, though, really fun topic aside from the fact that we're obviously, I don't know, a minute in now and playing jokes on each other. But we held our first pub crawl last weekend here in Sydney and I have to say it was successful. I enjoyed it. It was great.

It was pretty fantastic. I mean, successful. I'm not sure that really encapsulates the evening. No? No. Care to... Well, spectacular. Spectacular? Yeah. I mean, you... Sextastic? Sextastic. Yeah. You managed to gather a whole lot of... very attractive, very interesting, very intelligent, exciting individuals into one room with no exception, I don't think. I would agree, actually. We'll talk about the lead-up to it and why we decided to do it.

So one of the reasons that we decided to hold an event, more of a mingling event to start with, was because we were looking for a bit of a community here in Sydney and wanting to meet like-minded people and also... you know, potentially introduce people into the lifestyle as well who were not really too sure about, you know, that first kind of step into the lifestyle, but also... Which interestingly were all the people who didn't turn up. For those of you out there who said you were going to turn up and they didn't turn up. I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. Yeah.

And this is your first round. If it happens again, you're out forever. We will find you. So we decided to hold this event and... In the month and a half, I guess I was working on it for, would you say? Yeah, at least. About a month and a half. Lead up, we obviously posted the event up on the Red Hot Pie events page to gather some interest for couples that were listed on Red Hot Pie. We were tweeting about it. If you follow us on Twitter, you've probably seen me tweeting about it in the couple of weeks beforehand.

And then obviously sent out a number of emails blasting out to interesting looking couples here in Sydney to try and wrangle them along. And by interesting looking, see means interesting in both the way they look and also the way their profile's written. So that's an important factor here to keep in mind is that the writing of the profile... Preach it. The writing of the profile was something that a lot of people ignore, but frankly for us it's something that's important because we don't just want sexy dumb shits. Oh, harsh. All right, yep.

I would have maybe phrased that as, you know, we're just looking for people who are... Interesting. Yep, no sexy dumb shits. Okay, good, yep. So the pub girl basically, well, the idea behind it was that we would visit kind of three or four locations. Sort of, I started out thinking sexy locations, you know, very much kind of maybe underground. Dee's going to look at me funny, but I was thinking velvet type things happening in the background. Could have went to my office. It's true. And then looking for somewhere where people could, you know, chat to it.

each other, mingle with each other and then maybe little flirtatious touches and things like that so it wasn't just out in the open kind of in a restaurant sort of scenario and then finishing up at a club here in Sydney actually so you've heard us talk about them before, our secret spot Who is still our one and only lonely sponsor, yay! Yes, thanks for the mics guys, again, shout out And thanks for everything you do for us it's spectacular. Absolutely So ending it our secret spot and we spoke to the guys there and arranged a sexy little dance but I'm kind of getting ahead of myself I guess.

Yeah, absolutely. So we should probably kick it off by saying the first pub we went to, we learnt a few valuable things out of this event. We did. Actually, this will be interesting really because, so we obviously were hosting the event and therefore were setting things up around the, of the night, you know, kind of mingling with people and not really spending too much time together. So I guess we would have pretty varying understanding of how the night went or different events that you would know about that I would not. Yeah, yeah. Well, it was a pretty good night for me. I bet it was.

Ho-hum. Yeah, so we learn a few things. The first one probably is that we need to scope the places we go to prior to actually attending. The reason behind that is the first pub that we went to was actually really loud. Yeah. It was a cool place. It's a very happening place, very big. It's one of the powerhouse... What's the haps? Sorry. Yeah. Moving on. Awkward. It's one of the powerhouse places here in Sydney where they own about, God knows, 15 different venues. And so we turn up there and they've got a sort of space set aside for us, which was right next to the DJ. Lovely space. Loud.

Very loud. So one, it puts a bit of a dampener in my idea of people mingling and talking amongst each other. You still can, you're just obviously shouting. What was the next thing we liked to say? Signage, I would say. Or some form of... I think that the events page on Red Hot Pie is good, but what it needs is kind of more like a news feed edition, right? So that you can update things as you're going along or something to that degree or maybe a way to... to... Because some people are a little shy about giving out their personal phone numbers and that sort of thing.

And I can understand that to some degree because certainly we've had some individuals who... I'm not going to call them stalkers, but... Yeah, I'm going to call them stalkers....texts at random hours of the night. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, so we didn't have everyone's... We had email addresses because that's how we sent it all out, all the details of the night, and I guess that's something to mention as well. It was... exclusive to the point where you wouldn't receive the details unless you met the criteria, being the sexy, intelligent and interesting people that we were chasing.

And so we had email addresses but nothing else. So when we arrived, unless people kind of walked up and said we're looking for C and we're looking for D, it was a bit difficult for them to find us. And I might add also they moved us at the last minute. So even if we had actually announced where we were supposed to be meeting, They moved us at the last minute, so we were never going to catch up with people there anyway. You did try to make a name for the wall. I did. Yeah, stuck it on the wall. Failed miserably. Using saliva. Yeah. It did not work.

I'm sure now that saliva is also not the best adhesive known to man. This is why 3M came about. Is it? Yeah. That's what happened. I'm going to say so. Geez, I'd really like to put up a name on the side of this wall. All I've got is saliva, and then bam, 3M was born. 3M was created. Excellent. So the first event, well, I suppose we had people arrive a little bit late, so maybe, what, half an hour to 45 minutes into the first occasion? Yeah, look, we had some people. All the guys that did arrive, I've got to thank them.

Anyone who was running a little behind schedule had been nice enough to let us know that, which was kind of cool, to be honest. Well, I think that's just evident of the fact that it was such a great crowd. Yeah, just a crowd of people who actually weren't. They were just nice humans. Yeah. I was going to say something mean then, but they were nice humans. You'll do that, won't you? Yeah. So, yeah, everyone who came was just... It was such a quality bunch of people. It's hard to explain, but we'll do our best. Absolutely. So, there's a few...

Well, there's a number of couples that sort of stood out in our adventure, but we'll get to those as we run through the podcast. Yeah. So, we... Kind of had everyone along. Look, we're going to skip the first pub. Let's just skip the first pub. You don't want to talk about the games? The money? No, we can give the games. Let's go into the second pub because the first pub was too bloody loud for anything to happen. Okay. All you did was give out the games. And the gift bags. And the gift bags. Oh, gift bags. Of course. Oh, we've got a few people to thank for the gift bags. We do.

So, thank away. Yep. So, the first place that I would like to thank one of our sponsors for the evening. So, what we actually did was we reached out to a few sexy... businesses here in Sydney and we said, hey guys, we're having this pub crawl and do you want to be a part of it? We'd like to give everyone gift bags. Thank you for coming along. The first place was Max Black. Max Black is a kind of an exclusive elite, I would say, really sexy adult shop and latex clothing store here. Wow, you're really drawing this out. Max Black is just awesome. Just say awesome. Yeah, they're awesome. Yeah.

And they gave us stuff. And they gave us some vouchers and stuff to to give to the people that came along. And those of you who did come along, I'm personally tracking whether you spend anything at Max Black, so I'll know. I'll know. Oh, that's deceiving. So we also had received some little treats from Red Hot Pie. We received a number of lip glosses, but also we received some vouchers for subscription for a couple of lucky couples. And we also received some vouchers for later on in the evening to spice things up a little bit from our secret spot. So some discounted entry for...

For the club for the evening. For the club for the evening, yeah. So that was really nice of everyone who was involved in that. And we also had some prizes that C and I actually put together for some of the games that we played. Now, C's going to give a rundown of the games here because, frankly, she was involved in devising them all and probably has a better understanding. And all I managed to do was spend a lot of money on the night. We'll get to that. shortly. So what we wanted to do was kind of loosen things up a little bit, play some games, get people kind of mingling amongst each other.

So a little bit out of their comfort and chatting to people that maybe they haven't met before. So we bought a lot of fake notes, money notes from a shop here in Sydney. US notes. Yeah, they were US notes, yep. Which works for at least one of the couples that came along. That's true. And what we did was we had a little pack for each of the guys. So all the ladies received a gift pack and each of the guys received, I'm going to say a wad of cash. It was a wad. It was officially a wad. I used the wad measurement tool later in the evening as well to judge who was the winner.

And what the purpose of that money was that they would go around on the evening and I'm going to say pay for services rendered with the ladies. That could be something as simple as a kiss on the cheek, a kiss on the mouth, a sexy little dance or perhaps something even more risque and devilish. And the lady with the most money at the end of the evening received a prize which Dee and I put together. Absolutely.

And that was a fantastic kind of, it started off sly I'm going to say that people were a little bit hesitant to get out there and I spent my wad in the first in the first that really sounds quite perverse doesn't it? I spent my wad. I spent my cash in the very first pub mainly because I was trying to get things moving. Also, there were a lot of very sexy women in that, in the group. So, you know, it was probably fairly apt for me to spend the money on getting some services out of those lovely young ladies. See, he's looking at me with, you are such a dirty old pervert look in her eyes.

That's like 90% of the time. Another game that we played, what else did we have? We had a doctor that came out later in the evening. He was a Breast checking doctor. Breast checking doctor. We had him. We had a little devilish horned lady. We also had a policeman later, late, late in the evening at our last destination actually. And we had a number of plastic handcuffs. Unfortunately, the handcuffs were not up to task. They were not up to task. No. What are you going to get? They're plastic. Yeah. And they cost like 50 cents.

And it was his job to walk around and tell people whether or not they're being sexy. And if they were not. They were going to get handcuffed. They were getting handcuffed.

to someone who was so a couple of friendly games there a little bit of fun and something certainly to bring out the evening yeah absolutely so the first game or the game that I suppose I dove into excuse me dove into quickly was the spending of the money which was a whole lot of fun we had our friends RNA which we've spoken of previously they were along for this event as well and I'm going to say scam R on the way in by getting a full mouth kiss from her for the actually quite very small sum of $20, $20 fake dollars. Bargain. It was a bargain.

Although then I think I paid you both $50 each to kiss each other, if memory serves. No, that was Mrs. Atom. So here's where you might want to introduce some of the couples that we found. Yeah, okay. So we had. We've got Mr and Mrs Atom. Now they'll know who they are when they listen to the podcast. We've got a few people now who are listening to our podcast locally, which we've kind of been outed a little bit, which is something we've got another podcast in store for you guys to explain how this all came about.

The other is Mr and Mrs Belay, I'm going to call them, mainly because they're rock climbers. And again, they'll know who they are when we're talking about them. We've got RNA, which... which is our friends that, well, friends that we've had quite a significant portion of play with in the past. Who else was along? So help me out. There was another couple. There was quite a few couples there. Actually, how many were there in total? I think we realised there was 11 couples. 11 total. Yeah.

But these were kind of the guys that were, you know, standouts of the evening, I guess, and the ones that we certainly found the most sexual and interesting. Yeah, there was a, I'm going to call her Mrs. Thin and Mr. Beard. Oh, Mr. Beard. They were along as well. There was a whole lot of really interesting people there. We've just continued some communication with some of the guys that attended, being Mr. and Mrs. Belay and Mr. and Mrs. Adam. Yeah. So they were very cool individuals. So, Mr. Mrs. Adam was quite the hard bargainer when it came to spending my money.

She was very expensive for me to – expensive and worthwhile, but expensive nonetheless. Is that because you've already had the low, low bottom price of $20? No. So the expectation was – See, what happened there is I caught R as she was coming in with no idea of the game because remember they were late. They were only along to the second pub. They didn't make it to the first. So I just managed to jag her walking in without any understanding of the game. I'm pretty sure she enjoyed it anyway. I'm hoping so. Maybe we should ask her along. Maybe we should. Maybe we should. So you paid both Mrs.

Atom and myself to share a little friendly kiss. Yeah, friendly. Well, friendly. I'm going to call it a passionate kiss because I think pash is probably a little 1980s, yeah, okay. So it was a passionate kiss. It was a very nice, passionate kiss. You paid twice, if I recall. Yeah. Well, I paid once and then... Mr. Adam, I think, chipped in for the second round. No. It wasn't Mr. Adam, actually. Are you sure? Oh, no, it was Mr. Adam. Yeah. You're right. Sorry. I thought it was Mr. Belay, but he'd already spent all his money. I think he gave all of his money to Mrs. Adam. No, no.

I'm pretty sure he paid for services rendered perhaps later in the evening. That's my understanding. And I may not have a full understanding, but I'm sure I will have as soon as this pod So from there? So from there, well, we're in our second pub now, which was a really cool place, underground. Small bar. There weren't a lot of people in there, which was great. It was a nice open feel as well. There was plenty of places for us to gather, sit, talk. I certainly wandered around quite a bit and got to know everyone. I handed out some cards as well. well in the second bar.

We also had another game that C forgot to mention, which was we had some cards which were, I suppose, token cards or dares or, you know, a little bit of, a few little interesting things that we've asked people to do. Yeah, some funny ones and some risque ones. So the card I had, for example, was that I needed to ask the bartender for change for the condom machine. Now, being a small bar here in Sydney and really being in Australia, they don't have condom machines. They don't exist. Very rarely do you stumble upon them. No. Most people bring their own condoms.

So my first thing was I actually borrowed $5 off Beardman for a second and small bar, two bar staff. We were basically taking up, I guess, half of the venue at this point and tried to convince them that I really, really needed a condom and, you know, where could I buy one from and could they give me change? They obviously proceeded to tell me that there was no condom machine in their establishment to which I replied with that I'm urgently in need of one. Where's the closest destination? destination in meters. So a little bit of fun, a little bit of cheeky fun. Yeah, absolutely.

So there were a few things in there like, you know, grab the boobs of the lady beside you for the guys and use your best pick up line, steal a kiss, you know, there were a whole lot of little things in there and just with the idea again of trying to break the party up a little bit and keep everyone involved with each other. Yep. Which worked really well in the second pub. The third Third pub was, I might be skipping ahead a little bit. Yeah, because I actually want to talk about the fact that I bought out the Polaroid camera at the second place too as well. Oh, yeah, you did. Absolutely.

So a fun little idea that we had was that, you know, some of these events are really fun and you might have a bit of cheeky fun along the way as well, but obviously phones and photos and those sorts of things are pretty much a no-go. Readily Facebookable. Yeah, and so I've decided to bring along a Polaroid camera actually and that way if you did want to take a few cheeky photos, you could take them and take them home for the evening. Yeah. So, yeah. So it wouldn't be something that, you know, you could fear of ending up on, on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.

I mean, I'm, you know, there's a mountain of places that people can embarrass you with this sort of local church, you know, those sorts of things. Oh yeah. That's a place that I've been so frequently. Community board at the church, community board, community board at the local shopping center. Ooh, that would be a little awkward. So the Polaroid, um, I thought it was a really great idea and people certainly started to embrace it towards the end. Yeah, although the worst photo ever taken in the history of my life was taken on a Polaroid camera that evening.

And for those of you who did attend and did see the photo, there was actually an auction. No, we've had a ceremonial burning. Burning of said photo. There was actually an auction on that evening for people to pull the piss out of me by taking... purchasing the photo, although it didn't sell, which isn't really a surprise because it was hideous. It was pretty bad. I kind of caught you on the fly. Thank you for that, Sue. You've managed to bring out the ugliest in me. You are welcome. So the third venue was an upstairs venue, again, a bit of a small bar. We had a reserved spot there.

And all of these locations as well, just for anyone out there thinking about planning a pub crawl, they're all reasonably close to each other. So the total distance from first pub to final destination was 1.1km. Don't ask me what that is in miles for our American. It's some miles. It's some miles? Yeah. Many, many miles? No, just some. Okay. And that's really important as well, particularly when you've got ladies walking around in heels, but also just to kind of keep the momentum going. You really don't want to leave a pub pretty excited and... And walk for two hours. And then walk for...

There's nothing that will suck the sexiness out of a group more quickly than a half-hour walk. Yep. Precisely. So get to the third destination. Upstairs they've got an area booked for us. We have to thank the law there for organising an area for us though. And quite good. It's a bit sort of darker location, a little bit more risque feel to it I would say. Well, it's around the corner from our secret spot. So, you know, they're certainly familiar with the people that frequent that location which like you and I are perverts. Mostly you're the pervert. Speak for yourself. I'm an old pervert.

You're just a pervert. I'm a dirty old pervert. And this was the last stop for us. So by this point, you know, people are, they've had a number of drinks and are kind of really starting to chat to each other and mingle and, you know, I guess importantly. Kiss each other. Kiss each other and ass-grabbing's going on and, you know... Oh, my God. Yeah. It was sexy at this point, I have to say, because, I mean, even just... I was heading back from the ladies' room and Mr. Belay grabbed me on the ass and gave me a wink and, to be honest, like, just the atmosphere was really sexy.

You actually really enjoyed Mr. Belay's grabby hands, didn't you? Well, it's just nice. It's nice to feel sexy. Yeah. And interested. Yeah. Well, it's nice to be wanted. Yeah. To feel like the room wants you. Yeah. So we actually did forget to, well, certainly I forgot to mention one particular lady as well, which was the woman in red, I'm going to call. Yes. The woman in red. Yeah. So she was, they came a little bit later, but they are certainly, they were certainly a fun couple as well. Absolutely. And we'll see, see, tried to capture a photo on the Polaroid of me.

being a little handsy because I may have gotten a little handsy with, should we call her, maybe Red Riding Hood would be a better word. Yeah, sure. Yeah, let's go with Red Riding Hood.

So, yeah, so I was getting a little handsy with Red Riding Hood and, well, you know, I think she was certainly enjoying it and her and her darling man were going to attend OSS later in the evening but there was something that prevented them from doing so which was, a bit of a downer but we'll catch up with those guys again no doubt so i guess um we continue to kind of play and joke around at this location we handed out prizes for the lady with the most money um as we're coming to a close because i think by this stage it's 11 30 roughly yep so uh yeah i did my we were using the wad measurement system which is basically just me walking around testing how thick your wad of cash was that you you'd manage to gather for the evening.

Out of pure laziness of not wanting to count the actual money. Well, I mean, it was very thin money and it was very difficult to even distribute before we went out because of the thickness of said money. So it just got too hard, to be honest. It was way too difficult. So I just used the WOD measurement technique, which is a depatented scenario. And there were three gifts or three winnings to go out. Yeah. The winner of the evening in the end was Mrs. Adam, actually. Was it? Was it? I don't know how you handed out the prizes. I can't remember. I was pretty drunk at this point.

Pretty sure it was Mrs. Adam. The first prize was actually a ring-controlled vibrator. Yeah. So the man would wear the ring and... Remote-controlled internal vibrator. Yeah. Second prize was, I think, a silver bullet. So, again, a fairly standard... And third prize was a vibrating cock ring. So... Yes. All kind of... Sexy....airing around the vibrating... Yeah, everything vibrated....pool. Wow. Wow, that's interesting. Yeah, that's probably my fault. Yeah, well, I mean, this is... Well, the vibrating cock ring's kind of man-like, I suppose. So, yeah, that was...

They were the gifts or the prizes that were given out. And I'm hoping that somebody managed to enjoy them quite a bit at home, either by themselves or with their partner. Mm-hmm. as that was the intention. So the next step from here, I suppose, was that we gathered up the group that was interested in heading off to OSS because at midnight at OSS, we actually had a stripper organised for us. Thank you again to OSS and the law for organising that for us. Yeah.

So we gathered the troops and made our way down the hill to OSS and Some couples decided to call it a night and a few other couples decided to follow us down and make use of their discount vouchers, which was great. But as Dee said, we really wanted, we had this timeline of making sure we were arriving at exactly midnight because there was a sexy little dance coming on just after that. So we make our way in and remain in our clothing at this point. I don't think we had actually...

No, because everyone's sort of got a little bit drawn out at this point because there are a few people who, as you said, stayed where they were and ended up going back to their house. And there were a few people who, there was a few couples who came along with us. But there was also another couple who had a massive event the next day that they had to get to. A fitness event, I'm sure you can remember what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's right. So that was at midnight. It was like tough mudder. So they had to go off and obviously she was competing at like 6.30 in the morning or something crazy.

Yeah. Hats off to her for staying out partying. Oh, good Lord. That was, yeah, I'm very impressed with them. Absolutely. So we head in and it's actually the OSS white party. So Dee and I were actually in white clothing, kind of ready for the party. And we arrive in there. I'd have to say there was quite a number of couples in there at this point. Absolutely. In the club, there would have been at least 15 couples, I would say. That would be my guess as well. Yeah. So we head on down just to put our bag. and things away and get some drinks.

And we would have added another between five and ten couples to that. It was five couples, I think, that came along to OSS. So we head in there, grab ourselves a drink and make our way out to the main meeting areas where there were quite a number of couples sat around and we just had a bit of fun, a bit of chatting. Yeah, absolutely. And I decided it would be a good idea for you to... test out the pole. Yeah, so I went and got changed into your lingerie. Into my lingerie and came back out again and had a little bit of a spell on the pole, but not really not as much as I would normally.

I'm going to throw a photo of the lingerie up on Twitter because it is just drop dead gorgeous because remember we went that day and bought it from Honey Badet. Yeah. Yep. So we are waiting basically you know, we've bated breath for this pole dancer stripper to come out and which she does, so by this time everyone's kind of huddled downstairs. I don't think there was anybody upstairs. Everyone was really excited by the show that was about to start. And she comes out, very, very tall lady and dressed really sexily.

And I think this is really important for people who strip actually is the layering of clothes, little peekaboo sections. She had a sheer longer gown over the top and over the top of that black lingerie. Yeah, this is something that in a previous podcast you will have remembered that I'm not so far across the whole layering scenario. Yeah, I may remove all in one hit. So she gets up, she does a dance. It was pretty quick, maybe, what, six or eight minutes? Oh, no. It would have been 15. 15 minutes? Okay, yeah, sure.

And then saunters away and then at this point, D and I decide we're probably ready to have a bit of a play, kind of release all the tension from the evening. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. So we decided... There were a group of people downstairs that we were interested in, but we decided that we'd have a bit of a play by ourselves on... Well, we like the swing. We do like the swing. And we have a rental property, so we can't put a swing in ourselves. So... We actually did a bit of the bondage room first. The dungeon again. Sorry, I forgot. That was a last-minute thing, though.

I was walking past and... And you decided you were in. Decided I was going to have a little bit of a... playing there. So that was good. We went in there and got up on the cross and you used the cat of nine and the paddle on me, which was lovely. Yeah, absolutely. Very sexy. You're getting better at it, I would have to say. Oh, thank you. And you're getting a little, you're getting quite deep into enjoying it, I might add. Yeah. It's a bit of fun. I think it's a bit just different. So that's pretty sexy in itself. Yeah, absolutely. It was a whole lot of fun.

You know, I catching the inside of the thigh high enough to not quite tap the pussy is, it's quite a, it's quite a skill. It's not something I've mastered just yet. I know because there were a couple of, ow, that hurt. Oh yeah, you got me twice. You did, I remember that now. You did get me twice, that hurt. Yeah, so I will get there. I'm willing to, I'm willing to continue training in this. And then actually, um, RNA came in and helped out as well. Yeah, they came in for a little bit of a visit. Yeah, yeah.

But I believe, um, I believe we were talking about going up to the swing room because they're also big fans. Yes. And the swing room at that point was actually occupied, heavily, heavily occupied. Yeah. And then A actually said, oh, you do realise there's a swing upstairs in the master play room as well. Yeah. And... We're like, everybody said, no, there isn't. No, there's not. And we all bet against him. Yeah. And we were all so wrong. We are very, very wrong. So we head up to the big room. There was actually a couple... the big room at this stage. I don't know whether you recall that.

Yeah, they decided to stay. And then they turned around and did a U-turn and decided to stay when they saw some other couples were coming into play. So that was pretty funny. Yeah, well, I mean... There was no... There was no... They didn't try to make up an excuse or like, oh, I forgot the piece or... Well, we walked in with... All four of us walked in with a decided glimmer in our eye. We were walking in there to shag. I mean, that was pretty obvious. Yeah. So, yeah, with that in mind, if I was the person walking out of that room, I probably would have done the same thing.

I would have seen the glimmer in an eye and went, going to stop now. Going to turn around. So we hop up on the swing again. Well, you got up on the swing. I got up on the swing, yes. Yeah. Single swing. Single swing, yeah. It's not a double swing. So I hop up on there and you take the charge. I'm still in my heels at this point. I don't normally tend to wear my heels around the cliff. club if I'm in lingerie. It's because you were on the pole. Ah, that's right.

Because you were on the pole dancing beforehand with your lingerie on, which means that, you know, you've got to wear heels when pole dancing. It's like a rule. That's true. Yeah, they've got to be big, tall, and generally as slutty as possible. Yes, you really don't want any of their flat-footed... Yeah, it's weird. Oh, you were taught... We stepped back a little bit. You actually taught a couple of girls again on the pole as well. You had a couple of girls there. Oh, look, I think that was really only a couple of minutes at best. Yeah, yeah.

Mainly because there was so many people in the room, but also that was just before the pole, the stripper was coming on as well. Yeah, absolutely. But they did really well. It was an Indian couple there. She did well. And who was the other one? It was one of the people that attended. They were in white as well. They came along to the club with us. Yeah, okay. So one of our lovely couples from the pub crawl. Okay. Sorry, I've, you know, again, by this stage of the evening, I had drunk a number of drinks. So let me apologise in advance if they're listeners as well. So Dee's got me on the swing.

I've got my feet obviously in the stirrups. And what are we doing on this? I mean, it was pretty good. Well, so remember, R&A were actually beside us on the bed as well. Yes, that's right. We were in the swing. We were... Well, look, I'd slipped inside you and I was also rubbing your clit with my thumb. And I had my other hand on one of your breasts. And then we were shagging for a while and then I stopped that and grabbed the harness. I'll call it the harness of the swing, which allows me to actually move you without you being able to move. Yeah, okay, yeah. I remember that.

Yeah, and then you were arching your back and doing all the very sexy things and R&A, they were fucking beside us and they were enjoying the visual. I was enjoying the visual of them fucking as well. So was the third couple that were in the room, I'm sure. They were enjoying it as well. There wasn't, I think, the only interaction between us and any other couple at that point was probably just the occasional hand reach out or grasp or something like that. There wasn't a lot of interaction, but... That's kind of what we were going for, to be honest.

We'd had a very sexy night and with a lot of... Dee was thanking me for all my hard work on the pump crawl. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, you got about half an hour of thanking. By way of orgasm? Yeah, yeah. There was at least one, I think maybe two orgasms on there. So at this point we stop and head on to the bed. So you've got RNA on one end of the bed. You've got the, I'm going to call them the U-turn couple on the other end of the bed. And then kind of we slide into the middle. And you started writing. Yeah, and I was riding you, which was interesting.

So A was riding R, I was riding you, and I think on the other side too, the guy was riding, was on top of the girl. So it was kind of like girl boy, upside down girl boy. Yeah, yeah, that's right. And again, you were on me there for probably 10-ish minutes, looking devastatingly gorgeous as you rode me to orgasm. Okay. Yeah. No, that was my first. No, didn't you? No, that was you. Oh, that was me twice. Okay, sorry about that. So, yeah, it rode me to orgasm and I'm pretty sure the guy, well, certainly the U-turn couple, that's exactly what happened over there as well.

He was very interested in watching you ride me. Yeah, because there's a mirror behind the bed as well. So, for everyone kind of trying to visualise, there's a bed but there's a mirror behind the bed. So, if you are on top, you can obviously look into the mirror and see what you're doing but see what everybody else is doing as well. So, it's kind of almost this way to cheekily see what... what's going on next to you if you don't really want to turn your head and just be so open about it. Yeah. Kind of sneak a peek on what's happening with the other couples in the room. Yeah.

We certainly did some feeling up of RNA beside us, but nothing too full on. There was no heavy involvement really between us. Again, it was just you and I enjoying each other from the sexiness that had started the evening. Yeah. We also head back downstairs. We'd grab a drink, kind of relax. for a little bit, chat to some couples and then we decided to head back up again to the other upstairs area where the other swing is located and see what's going on up there. So that swing room remained to be quite packed. Yeah, it was occupied again. God damn it, people. Give us some space.

Four couples in there on the bed, on the couch and on the swing enjoying themselves. So we sat there for a little bit and watched. Yeah, there were some good-looking couples up there as well actually. Interestingly, none of the couples that came... from our event were in that room, were they? No. Well, R&A joined later on. They joined later on. But they weren't. Squeezed into the, very sneakily squeezed into the edge of the bed, just, you know, kind of limb pushing a little bit there and just push that other limb over that way and there's enough room for us, let's go.

Well done for you guys, I might add. Yeah, and there was us and another couple on the couch. We were just watching. We weren't playing at this point. Just chatting and watching and just enjoying the environment, I guess. Yeah. Just feeling a hard cock building up underneath you while she was sitting on my lap would probably be the best descriptor. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. So the couple next to us, I think, he was getting a blowjob from her. To start with. There was a couple on the swing. There was RNA. On the bed right in front of us. Right in front of us.

And there was a couple up the back in dog position as well. Yeah. So a lot of visual stimulation. It was a fantastic stimulation.

visual visually stimulating environment yeah I guess and that's a really good point that you know that that door that room itself the door cannot be closed so that's an what we call an open viewing room and and you can just go in there and just you know just have a watch so if it's your first second or you're not really first second time to the club you're not really sure about whether or not you're going to play it's kind of a good room to just have a little look and see you know yeah what's turning you on what's not turning you on or how you feel about really.

Well, the glorious thing about any of these clubs, any of the ones we've ever been to, certainly in Australia and even the one in Spain that we attended, there was no, there's certainly nobody trying to force themselves on you. It's a very relaxed environment. In fact, downstairs, if you want to sit downstairs and talk all night, then you can do that, which is, you know, something that a few people have raised as a concern. Yeah.

We'll talk about that actually because we're going to, do another podcast just basically on questions and feedback there's things that are and random thoughts that are coming up in my head I'm going to talk about vaginas a lot on that on that particular podcast and I'm going to listen so we're in the um the watching room for a little bit and then we decide look you know let's let's have another little shag fest between ourselves and head into the room next door which is which is actually the private room yeah the private room you can leave the door open obviously if you want people to watch or enter but um but we um Yeah, again, we wanted to...

Well, this evening, which is, you know, one of the glorious things about this lifestyle, this evening we were very into each other after the events of the night. And I think that probably had a lot to do with the fact that... We didn't spend a lot of time. Yeah. For that night we were... For the whole pub crawl, realistically, we were entertaining. We didn't get a lot of time to spend with each other. And I'm a little upset that I got to watch four other men...

feel my girlfriend up and I didn't get a chance to while we're out in public it's a bit upsetting you're frowning about it right now I am actually frowning because I just realized it I just I just realized because I remember Mr Belay had kept hold of his one feel the boobs of a girl next to you ticket for like two pubs and then he arrived at the at the last pub and he walked over to you he actually politely asked me first which was really um Really nice. He then walked over to you and felt you up. Used his card. Used his card. And it was undershirt the whole bit. Lucky bastard.

I'm now really, I'm actually kind of pissed off. I want to finish this podcast up and go away and shag my C. So we were in the private room and that was really, really sexy as well. You know, I did a little seductive dance for you. I love it when you dance. Spending some quality time with each other and then we just had sex in that room for ages. Yeah, we were in there for, well, long enough for people to start opening the door because they were like, are you guys dead in there? Are you okay? Do you need sustenance? Here's some water, here's some food. Sliding stuff under the door.

So, yeah, we had a night of non-swinging swinging. Yeah, it was just us. Absolutely. Which is a bit of a... change in pace from some of our recent events but it was really nice. I really enjoyed it. Yeah, it was good into the evening I think actually. By that stage it was like what 2.30 or something? No, it was later than that. 3am? 3.30 I thought. Yeah, okay. So by the time we finished up it was really quite late and in fact we made the decision to leave and we were going to politely tell the other members from the pub crawl that we were on our way.

In fact we met most of them in the in the change room remember on the way out everybody's all on their way home and they'd all had a lot of fun and they'd all managed to get themselves shags senseless which was a spectacular nice ending to a pub crawl yeah I thought so and certainly the people that did end up going home sounds like they had a very spectacular end to their evening as well all couples actually because I've since had two messages from couples that just went home together and both of them have said such a sexy night can Completely got the pants shagged off me.

Yeah, didn't make it home. Actually, two of the couples didn't make it home. They didn't make it home before we were all over each other. We just pulled over on the side of the road. That was really kind of cool. That's awesome. And very sexy to hear about that sort of debauchery going on. Absolutely. Yeah. And that was basically the end to the evening. Yeah, yeah. Which was a really, really fun evening. We learn a lot out of it. Well, certainly, you know, C organised all of this and she's a spectacular... organiser of events like this.

She's done it before in the past for me and for friends and it's nice to see her get her teeth into organising events that are a little debaucherous as you've said. Yeah, but fun for people as well. For people to meet, for people to mingle but also just to meet other couples in the lifestyle and just even really just to chat and hear their stories and talk about yours. I mean, that in itself is always sexy.

So yeah, I think this particular event we had quite a few reasonably experienced lifestylers or swingers along not not necessarily um uber experience we had a a couple of people who were relatively new to it a couple of um interestingly sorry just to step back all of the single males single females pulled out yes weirdest thing ever i was thinking about mentioning that so we're actually um originally the evening was planned to be couples and unicorns, so single females. Or we'd balance the single females with single males.

But then we were going to balance them out with some males as well, not necessarily just for the unicorns, but also if people wanted some male, female, female or... Male, male, female, female as well. Male, female, male, I think it's called. Yes. And within that kind of 48 hours before the event, all the unicorns cancelled their attendance on the event. So we had a few males that were planning to come, so we had to obviously cancel them. Well, all the males with the exception of one cancelled as well. Yeah. It was really strange. Yeah, so that was a bit interesting.

I think that everyone always talks about how difficult it is to pin down a unicorn, but from personal experience now, I would say that, yes, it's impossible. Can't even cage them. Can't even cage them for an evening of debauchery. Yeah, it's amazing. The horn gets them out of everything. It does. So we are planning another one. We're going to maybe do one before December and a lot of pub crawl, swingers pub crawl, which will be fantastic and obviously we'll be using some of the things we've found work or don't work for the next one as well.

So we're really looking forward to that and hope to get a very similar quality of people along. So that will be definitely fun and Dee and I are sure we'll be doing a fair bit of playing for the next one. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

time we'll spend a little bit more time with each other at the pub crawl so that we can possibly spend a little bit more time with somebody else at the end absolutely okay well that's it that's it for this particular podcast and I've got to say we are a little bit late for the international podcast day well we're going to be well late three days late three days well by the time we get this up it's going to be like six days late but anyway shout out to all the all the other podcasters out there who managed to organise themselves to get a podcast out on the day. Yeah, well done you.

Well done you and we are totally not that organised. Yeah, I do actually have a little shout out. Okay. I have a shout out for a new follower who's contacted me a few times now, Jay, here in Sydney and asking a couple of questions more particularly about my Hitachi and where I purchased it from and just a few questions about the lifestyle. Her and her partner who's working away at the moment are considering joining the lifestyle. So she just bought herself something very sexy. She's got herself a little purple hummingbird, currently probably charging it at home as we speak.

So shout out to Jay for your sexy naughtiness on this Saturday. I can just imagine her sitting there, tapping her fingers together, looking at it, staring at it, waiting for the light to go from red to green. Charging. Come on, charge more, charge faster. I hope you have a spectacular day with that evening. Probably try to do it.

to come out of your bedroom at some stage just in the next five days yeah okay um thanks again to everyone just a quick reminder if you're looking for us and we've had a few people contact us and we're about to do another podcast that covers off some of the questions that people have asked of us um and also some of the interesting insights we've learned along the way whilst we've been vagina vagina i'm sliding that in there um you can find us on Twitter at Swing Down Under Facebook at Swinging Down Under and we're available on iTunes and Stitcher Radio and if you'd like to email us and we urge you to because we're still quite new to this and we like to hear stories from new people and even people that have been in the lifestyle for a long period of time who can help us along the way still looking for our Yoda couple you can email us on swingingdownunder at gmail.com.

Well, that's it for us for today. Yeah, that's it. But thanks very much for listening in and we hope that you had a little bit of fun. Apologies for the somewhat seemingly crazy podcast that you've just listened to. This is what happens when Dee doesn't put together a group of notes for C to follow. That's not true. It's completely ad lib. Anyway, with that said, this is C. And this is Dee. And this is Swinging Down Under.