Hotwife swinger lets loose in Croatia! In this episode we talk about Swinging and Hotwing in Croatia, arranging a stunt cock for an MFM threesome and more
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you're listening to the wanderlust swingers podcast with aussie hosts kate and daryl if you're curious about exploring your sexuality or the swinging hot wiping and non-monogamous lifestyle you've definitely come to the right podcast or maybe you just love travel adventures either way we share our personal sometimes juicy sexy stories as well as swingers club and event reviews interviews with other sassy people and of course our global swinging adventures. We try to bring you a look into the diverse lifestyle that the swinging and non-monogamous community has. We hope you enjoy.
Now let's get into the episode. G'day guys and welcome back to the Wanderlust of Swingers. This is episode 123. I'm calling this one the Stunt Cock MFM threesome. Whoa. We're just going straight to Stunt Cock, are we? Just going straight to Stunt Cock, which we will talk about in a little while, actually. I want to talk about that particular name. Yeah, that phrase. We're going to dig into that a little bit. Okay.
So yeah, today's episode is all about a recent threesome that we had and we're going to talk all about that and it was actually last night on a wednesday so that's like super fresh super fresh everything's super fresh except your pussy which is quite beaten up yeah but by saying my pussy's not super fresh you're i'm not insinuating you're insinuating no i'm not it smells like it smells super fresh yeah but it smells super fresh. Yeah. But it's beaten up. Right. Yeah. I just wanted to clear that up. It's like somebody went out with a huge meat bat. For the podcast listeners. Like a meat bat.
Yeah. Which is a penis. A meat bat is now the name for a penis. That sounds not at all enticing. I think you need to get together with your PR and. And work on it. Work on that. I'll nut my way through it, it's okay. You'll nut your way through it? Did you mean to do that pun? Yes, of course I did. No, you fucking didn't. Look at you. Look at you. Don't question my puniosity. Just admit it. My punniness. So, cultural note. As I want to do on every episode, let's talk about a little cultural note that people might not know about Croatia.
Now, on the last episode, you were complaining that the cultural notes needed to be more sexual in nature. So I have one for you this episode. Ooh, is it sexual? Yes. Okay, go. It's to do with sex and sex organs. Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for this? Yes. So in Croatia, the prevalence of men being circumcised in this country, it's 1.3%. Yeah. In comparison to Australia. Which I would suggest is for medical reasons rather than for, you know you know, genital mutilation reasons. Yes.
I think we need to dig into your opinion on that actually a little bit at some point, because that's a really interesting. Well, that's what, what else would you tell them? Yeah, no, I got you. I got you. You've thrown me for a six there. So yeah. So, I mean, in, in, for example, in, in the USA, it's around 70% of the population are circumcised.
And the reason I know that stat in particular was I remember a couple of years ago, it was Paige and Penn on the Swinger Diaries podcast, and they were mentioning that she hadn't actually played with a lot of men, or even I don't think any, that actually still had their foreskin. And she was saying, you know, I've never played with people like that before.
They might have had it, they didn't have it on their penis it might be at home in a jar floating in like a you know a thing of methylated spirits and in australia i think it's about it's slightly less than that i can't remember the stat for australia but i thought the second second most common in the world right behind the u.s but we are also shrinking quite quickly because the next generation of of gentlemen um most are refusing to perform the genital mutilation. So there you go, guys.
If you're out there and you're listening to that, 70% of all the men in the US are missing their foreskin, have been circumcised versus only 1.3% in Croatia. So totally different. What do you think about that? What do you think about that little sexual cultural snap? It's definitely a statistic. So let's get into some updates about us before we talk about today's topic of the threesome. The new car was supposed to be arriving. Yes. And it's delayed. Delayed till Monday. Yeah, it's a travesty. I know. I'm figuring we should set the house on fire in protest.
Let's just set the country on fire and just like drop the mic. No, we're not doing that. We're not doing that. I'm joking, Croatia. That's a terrible thing to say out loud. I'm joking. We also cancelled the group event we were supposed to be going to this weekend because it COVID. Hashtag COVID. Hashtag COVID. So there's that. Yeah, well, I mean, it was always on the borderlines anyway. Yeah, absolutely.
It was never something that we were committed to because rather than the legal requirement, we're probably more committed to the moral requirement than the legal so anyway yeah so no we're not going not going hey so let's talk about a story real quick that i want to share with you and the reason i'm sharing this on this podcast is because it relates to threesomes so this is actually from pete in australia and it's a pete sexual story and he said this one's for you daryl after listening to your podcast on cockholding I had a horny fantasy that I've got to share with you imagine you're in a chair in a darkened room with a white sheet or curtain between you and the bed on the other side of the bed a light casting a silhouette on your girl being nicely fucked by either one or two men what's your thoughts on this I could never do it because I don't know how I would feel after it and my partner certainly isn't into it but it's horny to think about there you go so pete wanted to know pete from australia wanted to know what your thoughts were on that whether it would turn you on not turn you on so aussie pete as you're going to be called from now on yeah g'day i would say that would turn me on yes for sure um i mean i think there's some some stuff lost there as well by having the the silhouette but i think it'd be more interesting if there were more bodies for me oh okay so if it was more of a gangbang kind of not gangbang but just you know perhaps uh just more people involved but it's kind of difficult to i would imagine to set up it'd have to be on a swing because if you did it on a any sort of laying device you're going to end up with losing losing your partner in that or in this case of course you in that But on a swing would be really cool.
Do you know what they came up with for the laying device? Do you know what they actually call those things, a bed? I wasn't going to say bed, though, because that rules out couches. Massage tables, I know. I just wanted to take the piss out of you. I mean, you probably should pick a better target. No, I don't think so. Yeah, you probably should. I don't reckon. So, yeah, I think it would be very sexy, especially, you know, if the guys also were aware, if you were in a swing, for example, and the guys were aware of what I was into, they would, like, turn you around on the swing as well.
So, you know, like, if you were being fucked, they'd turn it so that you got the vision of you being fucked, whereas if you were, say, giving a two-cock blowjob, they'd turn it so that you got the video the vision of you being fucked whereas if you were say giving a two cock blowjob they'd turn it so that the shadow manipulate them yeah so the shadow that is cast is the most sexual or the most interactive shadow that would be really cool yeah okay so there you go there you go Aussie Pete hope that one uh hope that answers your question now let's talk about this stunt cock threesome situation and what happened last night.
First, we should probably talk about the word stunt cock. Let's do that, actually. The phrase stunt cock. Now, I actually put this out there on a Patreon account. I did a video in the hotel before all this went down and I said, I don't know. Before he went down. Chuck, chuck. I said, I don't know whether or not the term stunt cock is offensive. It's this negative. And I want to read this response I got.
If you have ever read any of the sex on the fringe blog posts from Shane, you would know he has a soapbox or two, but you would also know that he really likes to define terms and phrases, especially as they pertain to the lifestyle. So let me read you what Shane wrote to me. He said, on the term stunt cock, I wouldn't find it offensive myself, but then I also like being used by women for their pleasure. Though it also seems to me like stunt cock would refer to a replacement cock, not someone who's joining in to create a threesome. This seems more like a cock old phrase.
Your dick is so small, I need to bring in a stunt cock to satisfy me after all the stunt doubles are the people that they bring in for action sequences because actors can't perform themselves the actors aren't in the scene therefore the stunt double totally replaces them so that was his thought that's a good point i like where his head's at yeah it's very logical suit sits quite nicely with my engineering training so yeah i'll say yes i'll give it a you'll allow it well i'll give it a good sturdy one thumb up so it actually does make sense and when i when i started researching the term stunt cock it is actually also used in pornography to talk about the replacement of the original actor so sometimes when they did a close-up shots they might actually bring in a literal stunt cock to do the action shots the in and out the close-up ones if that person that person has a bigger penis or like a larger cock, girthy, whatever, whatever it is that they're going for.
But then the other actor who might be the primary actor for his looks or whatever is then put back in when they pan back out. So that's actually one of the terms that I found as well. So it kind of makes sense that it's replacement, not an addition. Holy shit. Yeah, it does. Yeah. That certainly makes a lot of sense. But I still do like the term stunt cock. Yeah. I don't know why. For me, it just feels, I don't know, it just sounds nice. I like it. So I'm going to keep using it in the podcast. But with the full understanding that, you know, it's probably not right. But I don't care. Whatever.
It's a cock that we stunt with. It's a cock that we were using. So for action sequences.
Actually, it's a lovely human that we acquired for a's it's a cock that we were using so for action for action uh sequences actually it's a lovely human that we yeah he was lovely that we were that we acquired for a short period of time no quiet's not the right word either but let's just go with lovely human yeah okay let's do that but it was stunt cock stunt cock so stunt cock from now on in means lovely human yeah just replace the words yep so the way that this kind of shaped up and i have some audio that we took it's good huh yeah i had some audio that we took in the hotel, but I want to kind of lay the scenes.
As you're out there and you're finding people on dating sites, whether that's a website that you log into or an app or whatever it is that you're using to find people, back and some forwards conversation and the way that you, I guess, vet people, it can be a little bit exhausting sometimes. Yes. And also.
It's normally exhausting for me, though, just quietly, not for you for you it's a bit of both but you see like 0.05 percent of the group of people that i've and i'm still exhausted and you're still exhausted you don't even know exhaustion and i wanted to have a bit of fun and i didn't want to have to deal with any of that bullshit and the other night you wanted to get your fuck on yeah the other night i you and I basically just said, hey, I want to find a guy. I want to get a hotel room for the night. I think it would be really sexy to just go to a hotel room.
It's not in a house like, you know, because you're in the house all the fucking time. It's a bit different, a bit sexy. And you know what? I actually really don't need to know who this guy. I mean, aside from just understanding that the person's a decent human, isn't, you know, killing kittens on the weekends. But other than that, health, sexually healthy, like that's it. That's really all I wanted to know because I just wanted to have a good time, let loose, fuck and be merry. And I mean, you know, I have to say that's exactly how it rolled. That is how it rolled.
So how I vetted this guy, I went on the internet, ho hum, and I looked at single guys. The internet? Oh, the interwebs, I know. What is this fantastic device that I've never heard of? I looked at guys, I narrowed it down. How did you narrow it down? Well, I put up a speed dating. Yeah, no, no, that's not what I said. I'm curious as to how you narrowed it down. He responded to my speed dating. I looked at his profile. He seemed okay and responsive.
He spoke in English was you know of critical importance yes certainly a benefit he was had good photos seemed to be on the same page and was available so so there was yep not a lot of deep diving going on there other than muff diving yep exactly gotcha and then so basically i think i messaged after we had this conversation you're on board i literally booked to the hotel and said okay, okay, we're going to meet at the hotel, 8pm, swing on by. Oh, Jesus. Have you written these puns down? I haven't, but they're just rolling. They're quite good. Can you not write them down?
I mean, we don't need to commit this in memory. None of this. Okay, Christmas is coming up. Do you want a transcript of this for Christmas? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Only if we can add more puns to it. And I'll get it printed and I'll put it up on the wall for you in a folder or some sort of frame. Sounds fantastic. A delightful frame. So moving on, we've established how you judge people. Okay, so moving on. I want to play some audio that we took whilst we were waiting in the hotel room, and then we can come back and talk about that. So here we go. Sorry, Mr. Darrell. Yes, Ms. Kate.
can you explain to us how you felt when i said to you that we should get a hotel room and get a guy well i mean first when you said that i thought you meant like find a gentleman online that was and then go through the process of you know having the usual discussions with him yeah but then what did you say i said no i don't want to do any of that yeah so it turns out that you just wanted to find somebody to realistically come and fuck you right yeah yep i got bored of like trying to find guys and i got bored and jack of like dealing with people to be fair yeah so i thought it might be fun to just spontaneously get shagged.
Yeah, so better than everything else. So what were your thoughts? I was, I mean, I'm always excited to think about you with another guy. So certainly when you first mentioned it, it was cool. I was in. Then you mentioned the fact that you just wanted to, you know, get a little slutty and get laid, which I thought was interesting. Like I really, given we haven't done that before, it's exciting to me. There's a few reasons it is. The first one is obviously it's sexy as fuck. That's one thing that you've decided to take control of this and just have some fun. That's one thing.
But also I think, you know, given you're going to be doing a lot of traveling soon, I really would like you to have somebody with you, male or female, to support you through that travel when I can't come. So I also, you know, think it's pretty sexy that we're getting to the point where you're comfortable in being a little bit more sexually open and sexually charged in terms of what you desire.
Well, tonight was my original idea, and I was bouncing between this and something else, but my thought was actually just having you and him telling me what to do and just be a dirty little whore for the evening.
That was my idea because also then i can just have fun and it's a bit naughty i didn't think my hard-on could get any harder and then also but i was like then i also don't have to think about anything yeah that's pretty cool so then i was like that seems like super low pressure yeah that was one of the things that i was gonna mention so you're thinking about that being the case well i don't know now that was my idea i think it's very sexy later really really sexy i think you have to set some ground rules though if you're going to do i was going to say that because otherwise you'll be like dp i wouldn't be so worried about me i wouldn't do it because you said that you didn't want to wish for it this evening but i'm not the only person who's in that discussion yeah so do you think that's harder to navigate then navigate then if you just said, okay, I just want to be like your dirty little whore for the night, like you tell me what to do?
No, I don't think that's harder to navigate at all. You still have the right and option to say no if you wish to not do that. Probably a bit more conversation up front though, I think. Yes, absolutely. Well, I mean, it'll prompt the conversation. It's a sexy conversation.
Did you like the fact that i went and bought some stockings today specifically for this stockings and are you wearing your new lingerie does that not make you jealous no not at all not at all to the guys out there that are like well hold on a second your wife went and spent money to buy lingerie for another man but the lingerie wasn't bought yeah but let's say the stockings, like, for essentially another man. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure that would probably make up you. How do you justify that? How do I justify that? Yeah, like, I'm sure there'd be guys out there going, oh, so hold on a second.
She's not buying it. It's pretty simple how I justify it. Okay, how? Well, because you're not buying it for the other man. You're buying it for you because you're not owned by me. You're not owned by them. It's your choice. You wish to feel sexy for your own reasons. and if that means, you know, one of the joys of us being together as long as we have is that we get to be sometimes not sexy around each other. Like, you know, we hang out on weekends sometimes in shitty baggy clothing and holy socks. We didn't shower for like a day? You didn't shower for like a day.
Granted, I was i was sick and i was like okay yeah but that's how i justified it's like it's not for me it's not for him it's for you you want to feel nice you want to look nice uh that's what you do to so if there's guys out there struggling that that would be your advice like think about it that it's for your partner not for yeah i mean i mean yeah you can always still say that you're not interested in somebody buying you buying stuff for use with other people first time around you know there's always that you can it can be yours first time around or your event or adventure the first time around and then perhaps after that it becomes something that you're willing to to share i mean i don't have a problem with it because again i think it's your choice it's your body it's your money you can do what what with it what you please what do you want to get out of tonight i just want you to have fun i want you to have fun and i really want you to just have a hard cock just get fucked what um we realized earlier that it's been like a year since into the guy over here yeah well over here long time say 18 months at least no it hasn't remember um i was with that single guy in miami on my own oh okay yeah so but hang on that's when was january last year so it's been oh okay 11 12 months 12 months okay sorry i forgot i forgot it was that late i thought it was actually in the middle of last year.
Yeah, but then single guy-wise, like we tried to make arrangements a number of times with guys in Singapore over the last 12 months. But also that single guy that you were with over there, you didn't... He didn't perform either. Yeah, so I'm not sure that you can consider that a tick in the box, can you? Or a fuck in the box, one might say. Does that stress you out? When you think about this, does it stress you out that the people might not perform? Yes, of course. Me too. It's a big concern for me because I want you to have fun and enjoy yourself. I'm a bit nervous. I know. I can tell.
He's getting here in like 15 minutes. Oh, awesome. Can you turn the lights off? Why is there so many lights on? You might be done in 15 minutes after he gets here. Why? It's the standard time for sex, isn't it? Oh, I was like, what? Anyway, that's all I wanted to ask you. Yeah. Thanks. Cool. Do you want to report back after we, like... Yeah, I think so. I think we'll report back. Did you mention that you've got a butt plug-in? No, I don't. I have a butt plug-in. Yeah. That's all. That is all. That's all. Sorry, Daryl. Yes. Let me just tell you really quickly.
I want to say something really quickly before we start to talk about the night. Fucking new stockings broke. I broke my new stockings. They did. So the stockings that I talked about in that clip were short-lived. I bought them that afternoon and they broke already. Yeah, I feel like maybe your stockings breaking were probably due to you pulling on them too hard. I mean, of course that's what the problem was, but equally, like, not all stockings are made equal. So it wasn't a, was it totally a user error, not a stocking fault?
No, I think, so the stockings themselves were supposed to clip up into my belt and I think that what happened was they were kind of only coming up to barely above my knee. So you didn't buy the right size stockings? No, the lady sold them. She needs to be done.
my belt and i think that what what happened was they were kind of only coming up to barely above my knee so you didn't buy the right size stockings no the lady sold them she knew what i bought she sold them to me i'm blaming her take it then go back and see the woman and explain to her that she's that you're actually she cost me ten dollars and i'm not happy about it you're actually much taller than they than she thought you were because the other other set that she sold me for the for the red corset I bought were a treat. No dramas. They go up. They're the loose ones that clip into the belt.
Happy days. Sexy stockings. Nice. So the black ones weren't like that. No. I just want to complain about it, really. Yeah, you seem to be pretty deep into that. I mean, it's just a pair of fucking stockings. They're pretty well known as being quite fragile. I realise that. I don't know that there's a line-up of people saying, I wish to wear, you know, my stockings, your stockings instead of a flak jacket. Yeah. You know, there's nobody doing that. Just like armour, but stockings. Yeah, stocking armour. Yeah. It's not a thing. It's not a thing.
And I'd say there's maybe a market for it, but there's not. There really isn't. Which, if you're out there listening to this and you had just thought about launching a business that was like Armour Stockings LLC or something, just sozzy, sozzy about that. So let's talk about the nights. The hotel, we took the wine over, we got dressed and we went over. But the lead up to this during the day is what I want you to talk about. I just want you to establish the confusion about the wine. The two bottles versus three. My God.
I mean, if you want to understand how much of a booze hag my darling wife is, I saw two bottles of wine there. So let's just keep in mind this was supposed to be a catch-up-and-fuck session. And Kate's like, oh, I'll just take two bottles of wine for that. Yeah, that's a good way to go. And I say to her, what are you thinking about this? Like, what are you thinking with this two bottles of wine? And Kate's like, oh, oh, okay. And then you put another bottle of wine out. Yeah, because I thought you were saying two bottles wasn't enough. No.
So I feel like it was a lack of you communicating well. No. So it's your fault. No, not at all. I mean, everything seems to be everybody else's fault at this point. Yeah, the stocking lady. And me. You.
So in the lead up, I want to get off the stupid stockings and wine during the day what's stupid about stockings and wine during the day you wanted us to have some kind of texting backwards and forwards to build the anticipation yes tell me about that a little bit of text texty foreplay is what i was looking for el textarino well because i i wanted i really wanted to extend the extend of this, you know, it's quite an, it's very sexy and very exciting, but I didn't want it to be that it was just in the act.
So, you know, I was hoping that we could just throw some quick combos to and conversations to and fro around what we were excited about and interested in. Yeah. Which I did.
So during the day I sent you a text message when I was doing my morning workout in my gym pants like what do you think he's going to think about this ass yeah and then when i was getting ready i was like i'm shaving my pussy fresh for him like here's a photo of my fresh shaved pussy like what do you think and stuff like that did that did that add to your yeah absolutely but the only the only complaint if i'd had any which is Hey, when your wife's, you know, having sex with somebody else whilst you're having sex with her, it's pretty hard to complain about really anything.
I'm sure you'll figure it out, though. You'll find a way. Absolutely. No, that's my go-to move to complain about stuff. Yeah, of course. So I was just going to say that if I was going to complain about anything, there just wasn't enough. I would have liked some more during day okay to to really you know like not saying every 15 minutes but like every hour a couple of hours something like that sorry for me exactly oh says the says the the young lady who spent a whole uh last night getting getting fucked because her darling husband at hours said fucking oh we'll be careful with that one, buddy.
I don't own you. There's no doubt about that. We went along for the evening, and that's where that audio came from. And I think towards the end of the audio, I say I'm nervous, which I was. Yes. And then as the time was coming, and 8 p.m. is pretty early, and as it was getting closer to 8 p.m., I think he arrived like three minutes to, because I remember it was like nine minutes to, and I was like, fuck, he's going to be here in nine minutes. Yeah. It was just a little bit like, shit, how do you – it's been a while. Like, I've almost forgotten.
I feel like a – You've almost forgotten how your vagina works. Born again swinger. Yeah, it is a bit like that. So, yeah. So that was really interesting for me to be so, so nervous.
I want to also point out something now for the people out there that have gained the COVID-5 or maybe aren't feeling so great about their body that was me last night definitely and I actually said to Daryl as we were kind of arranging this I said listen I need you to be straight with me like am I fuckable right now as I stand that was your response and I said I want you to think about it I want you to actually spend the time to think about this and and really like come back to me and i was a little bit worried about it you know maybe i wasn't going to look as good in this lingerie as i might have before the before the you know covered five and i just want to say i didn't think about it at all during the fucking at all after we met after we started chatting and flirting and kind of moving forward it Yes.
And I thought that was really, really interesting that I think that we get so much in our head sometimes and it impacts us so much, but then the reality sets in and it doesn't fucking matter. Well, somebody else's interest in you can drive your confidence as well. Yes, absolutely. So, you know, seeing that they're interested, excited to be around you and find you sexy will drive you to feel sexy. Yeah. I'm not surprised at that at all. No. So we did spend a little time on the couch chatting. Spent quite a bit of time. We spent one bottle of wine on the couch chatting.
When he arrived, we kind of left the seat directly next to me empty for him to sit in. And I was a little bit surprised that he didn't automatically choose that one. But again, I guess if you're trying to be a gentleman and maybe you don't want to seem too aggressive, too forward. Yeah, well, I mean, of course, as somebody who wanted him to sit there, you could always just invite him to sit there, which is I was gesturing to you for the remainder of the evening, trying to get you to understand that. Just ask, because you kept moving over closer to him, but you're still on two separate chairs.
I chairs i was like just ask him to sit with you it's good because your wild gestures in the background as i'm talking to him and looking at him in the eyes and your lip moving to me to try and which i can't read lips at all uh that was really really interesting it looked like you were performing some sort of artistic dance well i mean given that we've given this advice in the past to ask somebody to sit there no we've given the advice of aligning the chairs so that people, so you get people where they are.
And also, yes, I mean, we've said previously that we would tell people when they come in to sit down where we wanted them if they're a single gentleman, which is beside you. So that didn't happen. Anyway, so we spoke for a little while, chatted. He's really lovely. He's lovely, yes. Probably more lovely than I actually thought or needed. Yeah, it put a bit of a hole in your whole fucking just getting fucked, didn't it? Yeah. It's like, oh, you actually seem really nice. You seem like a really nice person.
And you talk really eloquently and you're passionate and you seem to be exactly the type of guy that we would normally hang out with as a friend for a long term you know hands-on hands-off relationship exactly yeah that was funny you were like oh shit well now i feel like i shouldn't just fuck him you did you felt that didn't you i did and i thought that was really funny the fact that i was specifically not looking for pants on pants off friendship which is what i normally search for and then that it happens anyway well maybe we should i mean we so rarely find it when we're searching for it maybe we should give up on searching for it and just go with the whole let's go find fuck buddies and then figure out after we get them there that will yep i agree so maybe we go that way from now so hey let's let's and let's talk about the fucking, shall we?
Let's come back from... Let's have a quick break and we'll come back from the quick break and then we'll talk about... We're going to come back from the quick break. Yeah, we're going to go. We're going to go. But we're going to come back. Then later we'll come back. Okay, I'm just checking about we're coming back. Yeah, we're coming back. So we'll be back. Okay, cool. Hey, do you want to hear about my... We're back. We're back. Do you want to hear about my smooth transition to get the ball rolling to fucking? I was there, but yes, I'm sure other people want to hear about it.
I stood up and I said, hey, how about I go and put something more comfortable on? Which is a really stupid phrase. Yeah. Because... Nothing comfortable about lingerie. Nothing comfortable about like a fucking four-piece lingerie set. I mean, you may as well be wearing tops and tails. Like, you know, it's crazy. Yes, it is. I agree. So I reached over to his leg and rubbed his leg and I said, how about, and I moved in very closely and I said, how about I go and put something more comfortable on? And he was like, yes. He said, nah. He was like, nah, actually, that's not what I'm here for.
Please go away. I want the free wine. That's all. Yes. Isn't this winos anonymous? Winos anonymous. Anal moose. So, so I went and put the lingerie on and, you know, broken stockings, blah, came back out and immediately the two of you stood up. And this is where also lingerie is such a waste of money sometimes because I came out with all of my new lingerie glory, and you both appreciated that look for a couple of seconds and then stood up, and that's when we started transitioning to the bedroom, basically. Yeah, but we didn't take everything off straight away.
We didn't take everything off straight away. You got some kissings and stuff. Well, actually, that was one of the things I really liked because he went behind me and he started pulling my head cause my head, I had my hair down in curls and he started pulling my hair aside, but draping it over the nape of your neck and stuff. And then coming in, breathing on my neck and kissing me on my neck. Yes. I saw the, I actually said, yeah, I heard your pussy sploosh right at that point. And it did. Yes. I love that. It's so nice and it's pretty rare as well, I would say.
So when somebody does that to you, it just – For somebody to take the time. It just sends shivers down your spine and – Shivers down the spine all the way to your vagina. Yeah. It just makes me want to do that. I'm going to hand it over to you to talk about the play. Yeah.
And I want you to talk about you being a little bit more of a director and i want you to talk about the filming and the videos and stuff and how that felt for you yeah absolutely so i mean we we went into this and we sought sought his permission for this as well but we went into this with the idea of gathering some some footage mainly well mainly for me if i'm honest right? Yeah. I'm just going to say it's a spank bank. Hey, I'm not throwing any shade on it. Yeah, so that was part of the conversation with him. And he was entirely happy with that. No issue whatsoever.
He seemed to really understand the dynamic. So when we mentioned that to him, it was almost like he was like, yeah, of course. Like he almost expected it. And I thought thought that was really interesting so he clearly understands the dynamic of a hot wife and couple yeah where where he was like yeah like it was almost an assumption on his path that we would take yeah i thought anyway yeah no i would agree with that so it was look it was a very it was an instant agreement let's say that and um and yeah so once got into the bedroom, you asked him, you said to him, what do you like?
And he said, I like to go down. Oh, that's right, yeah. I like to go down on a woman until she comes in my face, basically. Yeah, yeah. That wasn't the exact words, but that's what he said. And I said, well, that sounds like a good idea. And you said, I agree.
so I still had my bra and my panties had come off but I still had you were still fully clothed at that point oh was I yes okay and then you took the bra and the panties off right at this point and then I still had the garter belt on yes for a while yes correct okay yes so yes we took your bra and panties off and he started going down on you and you shimmied over to the side of the bed. So I could, so you could suck my cock as well. And I could put my cock in your mouth whilst you were getting, whilst he was going down on you while I was standing up beside the bed, which was really hot.
So we got some, I got some video of that actually, which was really sexy of you just enjoying it. And I think you, it appeared you came fairly close to coming. I don't think you didn't come, but you came pretty close to that, that point, I think.
Yeah, I came but it was very very good the only thing that i i don't know whether it was the height of the bed or whatever but i had he was obviously going down like he was actually and he uses his fingers a lot too i have to say like he he's a vigor he's a vigorous um he's a vigorous fucker yeah he really is in all aspects and so he was you know using his tongue and and sucking on my labia and sucking on my clit a little bit and using his tongue just all around and then also his fingers so he started putting his fingers again g-spot really working it and i don't know whether and as you mentioned like you were off there you were just standing on the side of the bed and i hung my head upside down yeah to take your cock into my mouth and I don't know whether it was the height of the bed or not, but I felt like that was, I was struggling to get a good angle on that.
I don't know. Yeah. Your head wasn't far enough off the bed for you to, you know, relax your head back far enough, I think was a real issue. Yeah. Which was, I mean, I was actually standing there thinking, oh, this is very close to me being able to like deep throat her. But then I decided against that because, you know, the last time that happened to you, you got a serious throat infection and it costs us like $300. Yeah, I'm not sure deep throat her was what I meant either for those of you out there who want to pick that. But so anyway, I let that go.
But yes, you weren't in the right position, but he was definitely being quite vigorous. It was sexy to watch. I mean, you were writhing with pleasure and he was really enjoying himself. I know that he was playing with your G-spot and I also know that he slipped a finger into your arsehole. Right. Thank you for mentioning that because the amount of arse play in this session, over the years, I think one time we had a joke about surprise, surprise arse looking, right? Rimming. Rimming. Surprise arse rimming. No, it's just rimming. Just surprise rimming. Yeah.
So we've spoken in the past about surprise rimming. This was surprise anal play through the entire evening.
I swear to God, I'm so happy that everything down there was well in order but you but you're not i mean let's just be frank here it's not that you're adverse averse to to anal play no not at all it's just it's just that you you not everybody enjoys it so like when somebody and clearly he does very much enjoy it yeah when somebody enjoys it as much as he does it is a bit of a surprise to me because i'm like oh shit like that that's not common i don't think out of all of the play sessions that we have had yeah no that's just because the guys have been too shy to do it and i'm not saying it's not it's not a common sexual interest what i'm saying is in the play sessions we've had it hasn't been super common but again that's probably because they would yeah we spend the time discussing that up front.
He was in there. He really enjoyed that. Every single move that we were doing, there was some form of anal play happening. Yeah, and I decided to join in on that as well. You did. You were like a hole. Yeah. Since the bank's open. Went in Rome. Yeah, right. Yeah, so when I was fucking you, I did the same thing as well. I put a thumb in your ass. You did. But he was also playing with your clit at that point as well. Anyway, we were stepping forward a little bit there, but that was, so he was going and I'll see you, I did the same thing as well. I put a thumb in your ass. You did.
But he was also playing with your clit at that point as well. Anyway, we were stepping forward a little bit there, but that was, so he was going down on you for quite some time. I don't remember exactly how long, but it was, it was a lot, he was really enjoying himself. Long enough for me to move my head from being hung over the edge to kind of being on the side. Back on the bed, yeah. Yeah. So what was it like filming though? So you were filming this, so having a blowjob, watching what was unfolding in front of you.
I even got some slow was unfolding in front of you i laughed my ass off when i saw that this morning i was like slow-mo what are you like some sort of new film director like videographer extraordinaire yes it was uh it was really sexy it was i mean it's sexy to watch but it's also sexy to think about the fact that i'm actually going to be able to look at this again i really liked it did it detract from you at all or did it add to the excitement it added for me for sure the the ability to be to be able to to video you enjoying yourself for starters absolutely added to my to my enjoyment for sure especially because you were enjoying yourself yep yeah the threesome now is just a myriad of positions and him fucking me.
And I mean fucking me. Yeah, he really did. He really did. Really go to town with you. Yeah, he did. And then me hopping on top of him and then you fucking me over the side of the bed while I was giving him a blowjob. Like, there was obviously just this pretty standard maneuvered positions, I guess. And actually on that, I have been sharing some swinger sex positions with threesomes and foursomes all over our social media accounts. So if you guys aren't part of our accounts, go and check them out because you'll start to see all these different swinger positions coming up on there.
So I've been sharing a little bit about that. And we did one of the, I shared one the day before this happened and we did that, we did that position. Which position was that?
It was first position we did where he i was on my back and he was going down on me and um then i was sucking your cock as well and then later he was fucking me whilst i was sucking your cock yeah so the you getting fucked from behind whilst while you were sucking my cock was probably my favorite both view but also video actually that's not quite true there's another one that's that i prefer over that but it was really nice to see that like the to see to see your ass slapping like seeing your ass move as he as he fucks you from behind was very very sexy so but then he rolled you over into well i'll say missionary but just in that position because it wasn't missionary you had your legs apart in a in a v for a period there you had your legs in different positions and and also he um he moved up on top of you so he was fucking straight down as well for a period there and i've got some good video of that i think where you can see his cock just pounding in and out of you it was was sexy.
That's really sexy. It was a really fun situation. But what I wanted to ask is do you think that you got to fuck me enough? Because he spent a lot of time fucking me and going down on me and stuff. And then me fucking him. I was on top of him for a while. I really enjoyed it. I also, I mean, you probably saw from the result, the end result, but I enjoyed the fact that you asked me to come on your tits. And I think that's the first time in a session, in a play session, Thank you. saw from the result, the end result, but I enjoyed the fact that you asked me to come on your tits.
And I think that's the first time in a session, in a play session I've ever done that. Yeah. So let's talk about that. So this is all going on and it got to the point where I was like, okay, I'm coming to the end of coming. I'm coming to the end of my desire to keep going. Well, I think that was probably something to do with also the fact that you didn't ask for lubricant when you needed it.
Yeah.'t ask for more i didn't ask for the pop-up of lubricant which i have to say is a bit of a consistency within your play scenario where you're you feel like it'll somehow detriment the situation by asking for lube and yet i'm standing there beside you can literally just pick up the lube bottle that's beside me and put it on your pussy. Let's go back, going back to me saying that it's everybody else's fault. Then where were you on that, wingman? Like, shouldn't you just randomly go, hold on a second, lube call. How do I know that you need it?
As far as, I hadn't even been inside you at that point. Yeah, but you can just. You could be quite literally dripping onto the sheets. You should set a timer on your phone. Yeah, okay. And then come in with a lube replacement. Or you could just say, hey, could I just get a bit more lube, please? My pussy's drying out. Look, I'm not saying it's my fault. I'm saying it's your fault. Yeah, no, I understand that. Yeah. But I'm ignoring that. Okay, right. And saying that why you could just ask. Yeah, but I'm going to give now an Uno reverse card and it's back on you.
Yeah, and I'm going to do a draw four card and that's how many men will be coming to the next one without lube. How do you like that? Like an Uno would probably like, stop talking about us, you filthy animals. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that that's going to have to get, that they're going to be like, no, not allowed. Stop it. It was really, it was super fun, I have to say. It was super fun.
And that's kind of where the session ended with you coming on my tits so he was tell me about that so he was still me initially i was like i want both guys to come on my tits yes but i realized that's a tall order well yeah because well for starters i i can come well actually i could have come very quickly that last night honestly I was fucking you from behind, and you were going down on him, and after our conversations all day, and knowing that you had the video, the video, and all that sort of stuff that was happening, I was, I actually, he was saying, pound up, pound up, pound that pussy.
Oh, yeah, he was talking dirty, and actually, I was actually talking dirty for him for a little bit through the evening as well. Yeah. And I actually said, I can't, if I do, I'm right now. And, yeah, you did talk dirty to him a couple of times where you said, yeah, fuck that pussy, fuck it as hard as you can, which I'm sure everybody out there listening would prefer to hear Kate say that out loud rather than me. But, you know, just keep that in mind. The next time you hear that out loud, just picture my smiling face.
But then, yeah, then he was talking yeah i get it he was he wasn't talking dirty to me he was he was generally talking he was talking dirty about the situation getting fucked yeah yes which was really hot as well yeah so it was a tall order i did want both guys to actually come on my tits at as a as the finale no but didn't need it in the end didn't need it enough. Yeah, that was a lot. He was still fucking me while I was on my back and you stood over the top and, yeah, there was a lot of. I came all over your tits and it was fucking immense. It was a lot. It was immense. Yeah.
I had to get you a tail. If you were in production of Come. I literally had to get you a tail. Yeah. It was everywhere. We'd be rolling. So that was kind of the play session. And to wrap that up, I mean, at the end we sat around naked for a while, had another few glasses of wine and just chatted. Realised that he's a lovely guy even more and, you know. Yep. By that time it was midnight and it was ready to – I was – or you were pumpkining at midnight, but I was a pumpkin about an hour before midnight, if I'm honest. If you're honest. Because, you know, I had to go out and go to work today.
Yeah, you do. You work from home where you can have a little spell every now and again, if you like. A little nap nap. Yes. A little nap nap. So I'm going to play some audio now that we took as we left the hotel and as we were on our way home. Oh, just an FYI, on the way home, it was fucking freezing.
Well, we'll maybe hear that in a second so i'm just gonna play this audio for you guys and here it is daryl it's freezing it's freezing cold correct how are you feeling about it i'm cold come on work with me you've got to rub up on me here i've been rubbing up on you your business all night yeah i know my clitoris hurts you even had another person rubbing up on your business it hurts your clitoris hurts yeah hurts hurts or it feels nice hurts like it just needs to go to bed for the night yeah so not hurts hurts she's just she's plumb tuckered out It's freezing and it's raining Could be worse.
Well it has to be worse. You could have not had any orgasms and it could be freezing. Oh my god, that wind. Holy shit Maybe you should buy thicker fucking gear to wear. Jog it out. Oh, my God. Jog it out. Quick, go. Fucking jog it out. I cracked up so hard when I listened to that today. Yeah. I mean, hey, just, well, apologies for the terrible sound. I don't really want to apologize, but it's just terrible. And I don't know what it was always going to be. Yeah. It was, we were rubbing up against each other with our jackets, our hoodies. You were to stay warm. Holy shit. It was fucking cold.
It was so cold. We may have been crazily underdressed for the conditions because we were. And so I did literally jog the rest of the way home up our street to get inside of our building because I was like, fuck it, I'm out. It was raining as well, which made it even more exciting. So just as an FYI, within an hour of that, it started to snow. So, you know, it was actually pretty fucking cold. All right, let's take a quick break and then let's come back and do some lessons learned. So we'll be back, guys. So we're back. We are back. We're back. I'm going to talk about a little lessons learned.
I got some front as well. As back. You got some front? Yeah, baby got back. Baby got front. Baby got back and front. So, hey, did you know that there is more than 1,000 single male profiles in Zagreb, within 100 kilometers of the city? More than 1,000.
I stopped counting at a thousand because I got jack of it single men 93 of them had paid memberships do you ask me before how I narrowed things down a little that's it right there but you went with the paid members yep yep so there's over a thousand single men just just in our little vicinity yeah out of curiosity how many single women are there did you look at that. No, fact date yet. Yeah, but that's basically one of the things that helped me narrow the situation down. Because I think in... But he reached out to us. Yeah, yeah, I know. So is he a paid member? Yes. Okay.
Yeah, it's good, isn't it? But I thought that was super interesting. And it kind of matches what we've seen in a lot of other locations and other countries where you see these single men that'll join the site and they maybe don't have really complete profiles and they haven't paid, like they're just not serious enough about it. And so instantly I went, oh, it's over a thousand men. Wait a second. Premium membership they've paid. Aha, there's 93 men. So I thought that was like pretty interesting because immediately. Yeah, I mean, it's not the most interesting stat I've ever heard in my life.
It's to me. It's not really that much of a surprise, in fact. Hey, speaking of... Surprises and the lack of them. Speaking of dating profiles, something that I have forgotten to check... Something. Something that I have forgotten to check because it's been so long... Yeah....is whether or not the person smokes. Yes. When he was on his way over, I think you said to me, does he, does he smoke? And I was like, oh, I don't know. And turns out he does smoke. It turns out that actually 31% of Croatians smoke. Yeah.
That's going to be something new for us that we're going to have to think about, look out for it. We're not used to that. Yeah.
I remember though, like six years ago when we started looking at dating profiles, we would always look for non-smokers.ers yes and then we just didn't have to because barely anybody smoked where we were living and now 31 gonna have to be something we think about look for well a bit unavoidable if it's if it's considered a death knock to the potential relationship yeah yeah i don't think it is actually no it isn't i think probably when we first started we were a bit more oh you think yeah a bit more picky about way. Whereas now I'm like, oh, they smoke.
Oh, that's a shame, but not a deal breaker. Yeah. I mean, if you find lovely people and the worst thing about them is that they smoke, then you can probably deal with that most of the time. The other thing too, I think with smokers, complete sidebar, but how much do they smoke? Like there is smokers and there there's like smokers. So you're talking about chain smoking, which realistically I don't think anyone is anymore because nobody can afford to chain smoke. That's true. That's very true. Yeah.
So those were some lessons learned, little situations, some tidbits of information that I thought I'd share. I want to do some shout outs. Yeah? Yeah.
These are my engaging listener of the month shout outs and i want to shout out to jessica who messaged me on instagram and she messaged specifically about the skirt club interview episode that i did and she was lovely and the reason why i want to give her a shout out and say thank you jessica was because she said to me that she felt her needs were verbalized in a way that she hasn't been able to articulate and i thought that was extraordinarily extraordinarily lovely. Yeah, okay.
And I wanted to say thank you for that because so often we do feel like we're alone or different or, you know, there's something taboo or there's something wrong with us. It's just so nice to hear somebody go, I felt like I felt a bit alone and now I know I'm not alone and that's fantastic. And it was just really lovely. So, Jessica, I'm super glad you reached out to us. Thank you for letting me know that.
It makes my day and my other shout out is to Thomas B from MeWe and he gave us a really nice compliment Thomas said to me the other day that he really appreciated the transformation of us and I wrote back and I said Thomas what the hell are you talking about I have no idea what do you mean by transformation you know like what's do you mean because we move a, what's happening? And he said that we started telling stories about our adventure and now we offer more in-depth kind of thoughtfulness looking within, I know, right? You do. Looking within.
And he said with, like, the IG videos and the guest interviews of the events with other podcasters that we host, he said he likes the way that the podcast has changed over the years. Okay. So cheers, Thomas. Thanks for reaching out. Thanks, Tomo. What's Jessica get? Did she get a little nickname? Jess. Just Jess. No Jess-O. No, there's no Jess-O. No Jess-O. It's just Jess in Australia. We're not going Jess-O. Don't be crazy. No. So thanks, guys. That's Jessica and Thomas B. Appreciate you guys for reaching out, for sharing your thoughts. Jess-O and Tomo.
And being our engaged listeners of the month. Really appreciate it. Good. Yes, I agree.
Really yes i really appreciate it yeah thank you so that was a stunt cock mfm threesome episode yes stunt stunt cockinessosity yeah really appreciate you guys for listening and a big shout out to our new patrons for february chad knl couple sam eric mcleod and tim thank you very much for supporting us on patreon and i hope that you enjoy the bonus podcast that's going to come out in a minute about this particular topic yes to everybody else hope that you are healthy happy and horny drop us an email send us a dm tell us what's up happening with you or just rant about the inability for stockings to be any decent and good at $10 a pair.
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