Shagging our Fellow Podcasters – P38

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this is c and this is d and this is swinging down under and we just got some very exciting news oh yeah we did we just like literally now hot off the mobile phone press yeah well is it a is it a what what happened what do you get extra virgin mobile phone juice or something out of a mobile phone press maybe we've got some of our friends coming to visit us from australia From Sydney, our sexy, swinging Sydney folks. Yay. Oh, thank God. Yeah, right. It's awesome. Oh, there's another message right now. There's another message right now. Hey, so... Might just put that on silent.

We are going to actually have a new type of podcast tonight. Yeah, we're going to steal some shit.

Well, we're going to reference some of our favorite podcasts and talk about some of the topics that we thought were poignant yeah we're going to steal some shit yeah it's going to be awesome poignant topics yeah we're going to steal some poignant topics from other people from other people from other podcasts we listen to and then we can generate some topics of conversation for us for us yeah so that's the plan we've got some some stuff that i suppose we've come across as well in our journey through the lifestyle that we may have touched on you know things may have changed one of the interesting things i think we've found on the way through is that every time we do this every time we catch up with someone every time we do something new it changes you know our perception everything changes so yeah we're really looking forward to possibly um crossing some old territory and also charting some new with thieving shit off people we really aspire to be like and i just want to take a moment too to mention about the fact that when we first started in the lifestyle resources like podcasts and one of the reasons why we started this one was so important and and amazing to us and so also in that regard we want to kind of share a little bit of love and i know that a lot of you people out there if you're listening to us you hear us talk about other podcasts often and our friends and the community and it's just so important to really share share that with everyone um and and i would you know urge you all to go and listen to some of these people if you haven't already um please do so they're fantastic people and we've met them personally and some of them are shit that's a We're not not mentioning those people some of them are shit no that's not true we've uh we've really enjoyed our time in the international lifestyle community which has been fantastic um everywhere from australia to the u.s you know asia spain we've got friends all over now which is really good because if we're ever in any of those places, free accommodation, bitches.

We don't need to go to couchsurfing.com. What we do is just ding-dong. Oh, hi. Hi, we're here. Here we are. Here's a bag of dildos. We've come with our own bag of dicks. Yep. Eat a bag of dicks. Yes. So, we're going to get started. The first one that we actually chose was our friends over in the States and had the opportunity to meet them at Noddy New Orleans this year. And on Twitter, you can find them as ThatCPLNextDoor. But it's our good friends, ThatCoupleNextDoor. And recently, I was listening to their latest episode, episode 14, actually.

They're getting a few under their belt now it's very exciting i wish i was under their belt maybe next time um and they spoke about a halloween party that they attended recently and i think it was actually their first lifestyle halloween party if i remember correctly it is yeah now for those of, for those of you who know we listen to you and you all know who you are and we think you're all awesome, we're running through just some of the ones we've picked up lately. So you'll all get your chance for us to steal shit from you. Absolutely.

Yeah, because there's a lot of people out there that appear to be a hell of a lot smarter than us. Smarter than you maybe. Yeah, good point. Smarter than me. I feel like maybe. I feel like the Joneses might have something to say about that but we'll we'll carry on okay so push push on then so they spoke about a really interesting topic and to be honest i this topic resonated with me and i totally feel for the i totally i totally feel totally feel yeah oh my god. So, Jay, and this is why it's so interesting.

So, they discussed being jealous and being jealous of another woman, but confused about where that jealousy comes from. Yeah. There was no reason for it. Well, no known reason.

I mean, there's's obviously reason there's cause and effect but it's an interesting one because when we first started in the lifestyle i even still today actually every now and then i'll get these little twinges of this crazy green monster typically it's in a bigger event though where it's like there's a few let's say there's a few couples or a few ladies around and um and i've got my flirt on and there's one that i'm thinking you would term a bucktooth what's what's your standard no um well i think that the thing to the thing to mention here is is i get what i want to talk about really is what what i've learned and i mean you have some great insight because as you said from your perspective you're like what the hell is going on yeah we're here at a swingers party and all of a sudden i'm flirting with people and then all of a sudden apparently i'm flirting too much with one person and now you're upset about that for no real reason because frankly the only person i'm going home with is you yep again logical very logical right here's what happens in the female brain i just want to i'm gonna say bam like you see someone and you have a moment to yourself of going that person is epitomizes everything i want to be i have perfect skin perfect hair perfect body perfect boobs perfect clothes just no matter what it is and you take this wrapped perfection in your head and you decide that person is better than i am now in whatever ridiculous alternate reality that's in your head that person is better than i am yeah and your partner finds them more interesting And as a result of that...

Which is absolutely not the case. I know it's not the case. Again, I'm over here talking from my perspective, the illogical perspective. Yeah, you mean the fact that, like, women, if they had a manual, it'd be rewritten every, like, 15 minutes.

I feel like it'd be like a wikipedia post where anyone can also just update it yeah good point actually there's no rhyme or reason yeah it'd be all over the place mars now exists inside of pluto wow big change i know yeah yeah that's groundbreaking that would be uh that would be the case i think it'd be very It'd be very hit and miss But yeah, so from my side The thing is I find this amazing and i totally sympathize with you jay i sympathize with both of you actually because i've been there and i've seen i can see both sides um granted it may be somewhat irrational in the lady's mind um and guys look i'm i'm gonna stereotypicalize here and please feel free to beat me up if you think i'm entirely wrong but i think men are typically a little more logical when it comes to this sort of stuff we try and break it down we try and figure out why here's why men try to fix the problem yeah you look for the problem so you can find the solution yeah i mean actually that's perfectly covered as well by jay with his uh erectile issue in the last in their last pod with the joneses that they shared is that you know he he went straight to the med he went looking for the medical whoa whoa you're talking about a whole nother podcast within our about the Halloween party.

Jesus. Back it up, buddy. I don't know what I've done. So I think it's an interesting thing, and there's no rhyme nor reason to it. The only thing I've learned, and this has happened a few times with you, I'm going to say. I'm going to say maybe five. What I want you to do, because I think it's going to be really important for people out there listening, because I feel like it happens to everyone. Of course. I think it does as well. I think it happens to men as well. Yeah, exactly.

So maybe if you've got something that you can share that's pretty early on in our journey and my reaction and the situation that unfolded with us versus a recent one where it's been maybe handled a little bit better.

in the last two years also i firmly believe that our communication's gotten better and i've gotten better at expressing myself in terms of what i want sexually but also my own concerns and my own i don't know feelings of self-worth and all of that so i mean do you have anything that you think's a good yeah i think okay so early early on absolutely um i think five i think there's probably been about five occasions so we're not talking a lot right in two years you have them scratched in some book somewhere no i'm just i'm i'm throwing a throwing a number at it it's less than it's it's definitely less than one hand count it's less one hand.

Oh. Well, some of us grew up near a nuclear power plant. So, yeah, so we were out. I was chatting with a girl, and she was an attractive girl. There's no doubt about that. She was quite drunk, this was actually in our secret spot and again i say it seems to be an environment where there's more people around when it's just like couple and couple like two two couples seems to be that this doesn't happen as often but we were so we were standing there i was chatting away and could tell, I could see the green rising in your eyes and I said, let's walk away and have a chat.

You said, I don't want you to flirt with her anymore. This is early on, you're saying? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. You said, I don't want you to flirt with her anymore. I was pretty sure I actually just got angry and kind of ignored you for some of the night and then went home. No, you did tell me you didn't want me to flirt with her anymore. I was pretty sure I actually just got angry and kind of ignored you for some of the night and then went home. No. You did tell me you didn't want me to flirt with her anymore.

But then when we went back to talk to some other people, you sat down and talked with her again, which put me in the problem of I'm now sitting with this girl because I'm sitting with you. So I'm trying to figure out how not to flirt. Not to flirt, but maybe not to flirt too much.

yeah exactly no that's it no that is exactly it it's not it's how to not flirt if you were if you stopped flirting i'd be like what's wrong with you why aren't you having fun why are you being so mean to her exactly why are you now being a bastard to her it's not her fault that she's attractive yeah oh the man the the wormhole the rabbit's hole that we've just dove into okay so um and then yeah so and then i was again trying to balance between being flirty enough to not be a bastard but not flirty enough to not upset you i didn't do well because i think i hit both nails on the head pretty square i was a bastard i think i appeared as a bastard and i also think well i don't think i know that i pissed you off because you thought that i was flirting with her too much and then exactly as you described you ignored me for half an hour until you calmed down a little and then we from memory they let they didn't leave but they went somewhere like to the bar or something and we managed to shift conversation to another couple you relaxed got back into the mood got a little bit more happy with how things were were going and then uh we we ended up we we ended up playing that night okay so that's scenario one early in the piece yeah i just want to go back and say ignoring your partner during a swingers event look hashtag a swinger swinger failure it's very bad it's bad i mean i that's not the way to go i mean i was at that point very early in the piece struggling to communicate and and i felt.

I mean, why would I, knowing all of these things, that I have great partner, we have great life together, we communicate really well, we have great sex, like he's committed to me, you know, I felt almost guilty about the fact that I was feeling jealousy towards this woman because I knew he's coming home with me. It makes no sense. So you struggle, I think, to then communicate and your feelings because you also feel bad. So on one hand, you're kind of angry about it. On the other hand, you're kind of confused. And then as well, you feel bad.

So if I could go back, I mean, what I think I've learned and we'll let you get to scenario two is that I'm able now to actually, even if I can communicate the fact that I am jealous, it's better than nothing. And then we can kind of press on with, well, how do we make it better? Which is the solution? I think now you're much more focused about how do I make this better? Because I've asked you that many times in the past.

How do I, as the male, make this better because i've asked you that many times in the past how how do i as the male make this better for you you know how do i change what i'm doing and i think that has probably prompted some conversations in your own head about what it is that you don't like about what's going on so i mean scenario two is is probably how i think it should go because as as you do get jealous, and most people get jealous, I mean, it's not unusual. I've certainly been jealous. I feel like, I mean, not often, right? But I feel like it is a human reaction to certain scenarios.

It is. And it really is based in what's in your own head. Totally. It's nothing to do with the other person or people.

Sometimes it can just be a twinge you know we'll be talking to someone and i think gosh you know he's been talking to her a lot and maybe he hasn't talked to me enough or engaged with me enough or you know what it also can be if their partner or somebody else is not engaging with you and you feel like there's no attention on you that can also kind of peak i think a bit of jealousy yeah i would agree absolutely so second normally now what happens is when you when one of us gets jealous and i'm going to say typically that would be you um now you you're much more forward in saying let's go find somewhere that we can talk about this figure out what it is who it is you know and it may still mean that I don't spend a lot of time with that person that evening well that you do I mean I remember a scenario where I did say I'm jealous and you said why and I said I have absolutely no idea like this woman could be my best friend she is funny she's sexy she's smart all of the really good things.

And I'm like, honestly, she could be great. Yeah, she would be somebody that you would hang out with. I would hang out with, I know. And so what we kind of came back to was that, hey, maybe you can just kind of have your hand on my leg and just involve me a little bit as well. And that helped. Yeah, absolutely.

a few ways around it i think the certainly i think it probably happens more often when you've been engaged in a conversation elsewhere whilst i've been engaged with the female of the partnership that um i think that drives a little more regularly it's when it's almost like when there's no male involved you know and and i think that speaks to the fact that we enjoy the puppy pile scenario where it's you know there's a there's a whole lot of there's people involved it's not necessarily um you know you go in you split up you have sex with somebody else yeah it's you have sex with somebody else.

Yeah, it's more there's some changing, there's some involvement from both males, both females at different times of the event. Yeah, so I think that probably speaks to that as well, that that's your favorite.

And I think that I've also, I mean, I've also learned a lot about what's sparking some of those concerns for me, and I really start break it down myself but I mean you know I mean to end the topic of this particular podcast you know I think don't be ashamed of it communicate with your partner I think that you should own up to the fact that you are jealous and don't feel guilty or ashamed or anything like that but vice versa i think that your partner should embrace and understand and try to help um how you're feeling and if you do it right you end up just as uh that couple next door did and they both fucked her by the end of the evening yeah everybody's happy everyone happy.

Everyone's happy because, you know, you allay the jealousy, you rebuild from there, and they ended up having sex with the girl that they... Both found attractive. Yeah, that they both found attractive. Yeah. Yeah, so, no, it's... The jealousy thing's an interesting thing, and it'll always be there. You just need to deal with it. I mean, that's human nature. Don't bottle it up.

Just, yeah, i guess it just comes back to communication yeah so check them out um that couple next door a great podcast like i said they're up to like episode 14 which is where that one's from um fairly fairly new in the lifestyle but gee whiz they got some sexy group party I'm angry about the number of group parties they have. I listen to them when I run and I'm like, you bastards. And also... And then I go home and masturbate. Can I say we chat with these guys as well, so we know what's coming in their podcast line-up as well.

And they fucking hold out on us and then don't tell us all their... They do, they tease us. I know. Hey, we're going to a house party tonight. Yeah, with like, you know... Eight sexy couples. Yeah. What are you guys doing? Oh, eating at home alone? That's nice. Yeah, so just a shout out and a fuck you. Yeah. Love you guys. Fuck off. What's the next one here?

We've got, okay, so this our friends that we got a thing mr and mrs jones uh rules and boundaries lifestyle rules and boundaries i think it was i'm going to say episode 29 ish uh yeah i'm sure somebody will correct me if i get it wrong it was almost at flirty 30s it was one of the things i one of the things i picked up from this is that you know along with how the universe has changed or how you know how everything has changed a lot has changed since the 70s when people threw keys in bowls wore wide neck collar a wide um wide collars on their suits uh open chest hairy chest poking out through gold chains a few things have changed since then right i'm gonna say one or two i feel like cars and you know electronic i mean we're sitting here talking on microphones and we're podcasting and humans gonna say yeah but you know fashion has changed everything's changed and yet some reason, people out there, you know, people, whether it be, well, generally vanillas, think that we still do the same thing as we did in the 70s.

Now, I think that's changing. Certainly, you know, with all the sexy couples we're mentioning here that are podcasting, you know, there's more and more people and they all seem to be driving toward the same thing thing which is a fun actually i'll read this i'll read this oh i love this could do it yeah i mean you're not you're not going to say it as sexy as mrs jones does i'm just well she's sexiest voice on twitter itunes yeah but mr jones has got the he knows how to fuck he knows how to, and he's got the most beautiful cock. Cannot be denied. Right?

So I like this because it's now about having fun, enjoying new friends, and deepening our relationship. And, you know, we just touched on the deepening of our relationship. Oh, it just hits. The deeper understanding that we have of each other, even because of jealousy. Yeah, because I'm not ashamed to say that, hey, I'm having this feeling. Yeah. And you can process it and be my man, be my partner, be everything to me and go, yeah, okay. And reassure me. Yeah. And that brings, I suppose, the rules and boundaries part of that particular podcast.

You know, rules are something that most swing couples have. We very early on decided not to have rules and just to have boundaries because we had – go back and listen to our first podcast. Oh, please don't. The audio is terrible. And we're not fixing it. We're not fixing it ever. Soz.

Yeah yeah so uh one through i'm going to say six they suck so um enjoy if you're back if you're if you're listening back and binge listening our podcast but um yeah certainly number one you'll you'll hear about how we got it wrong first time around because we set rules then we broke them and i got upset not about the fact that c had done something but more about the fact that the rules have been broken Thank you.

because we set rules then we broke them and i got upset not about the fact that c had done something but more about the fact that the rules have been broken so we now have boundaries so everything to us is a boundary and if we want to push those boundaries we discuss it whether we're in a situation before before a situation during sometimes yeah absolutely it's all absolutely. It's always discussed before anything happens. So, you know, we have no rules. I think that kind of comes back to, I remember Mrs. Jones, she said something really interesting.

She said that, I mean, they've been in their lifestyle for two years, which is actually the same as us. And she said that, you know, what she had expected and what she felt was real in the lifestyle now was that it was much more social and more fun and completely different to expectations. And so this is why the whole piece of redefining what the lifestyle is, because for us, it is about deepening our relationship.

You know, we're free to have these conversations we have fun we meet new friends and you know if we go to the bedroom great if we don't it's still great because we've met some amazing people yeah absolutely and we get to talk openly and be ourselves and not have judgment in most circumstances well that's right that's one of the things i do love about the lifestyle now one thing i've learned is that you know you can say things in this forum within this group of people people may disagree with you they may disagree and they don't argue it firmly and they may have a firm belief in what their opinion is but they don't tear you down they don't by no means do they ever our experience, ever say, well, you're wrong.

What you're doing is wrong. Right. They may say, that's not for us. Or, I don't think that your opinions match mine. But generally, just get on. Yeah. Whether it be political, religious, sexual, anything.

We've found that the lifestyle tends to be full of a lot of very non-judgmental people and the ones who are judgmental typically um don't get to spend as much time in the lifestyle as they'd like i think there's a lot of people out there who who get who um i mean certainly we've had instances where people have warned us off about couples like oh don't yeah don't talk to those guys or don't be no actually let me correct myself it's never that it's just hey guys be careful we may have had a little run in you know this may have happened we don't want you we don't want to destroy what you think of them make your own opinion and understand that we don't care whether your opinion is different to ours but you know we had this experience we just want you to know going in yeah that's forewarned versus hey those people just negativity yeah and typically those conversations are very positively geared that people do their best to do that i'm gonna say well i think that if people know you as well they might say hey you know that couple was particularly this way or that way and you know we know you guys so maybe yeah exactly for example they may say well that couple's play, right?

Do you really want to go down that road? And that's not where we're at. You went there. I was actually more thinking like that couple likes to play on the first date and then they never see the couple again and we know you guys are like sociosexual. So maybe they're not for you. Yeah, exactly. So there's a universe of things that are different to what we feel and none of those are wrong.

And I fully appreciate that everybody out there is doing what's right for them and if you're not then you're doing it wrong yeah because you're not being true to yourself i think that's a that's a really good point because we have actually this i don't want to get all lovey-dovey or a bit like here, but I think that joining the lifestyle for us has transcended our friendships to the point where we have, like you said, friends in the States, friends in Australia, friends in Asia Pacific, all over the world, and people that, I mean, we legitimately tell our deepest secrets to maybe a little bit more than we would do with our vanilla friends because we feel without a shadow of a doubt we feel we can be open and we can be ourselves and i think you actually almost form stronger bonds yeah i agree i mean you know some of the some of the stories our friends have told us as well and the honesty that comes from it the good the bad whatever it's absolutely there there because there is no judgment i mean you could i could say to someone you know and we did a podcast about um an incident that i had where i had some issues downstairs and um you know i received so many positive emails and you know kick messages and whatsapp messages from our friends in the community saying the first.

Girl, that was nothing. Yeah, how about this? Let's explain this. And some of the things, you know, the things that people explained about that particular scenario, I was like, wow. I mean. Even from a guy's perspective, I remember that, you know, Al actually sent me a kick, took time out of his day, and this is very important, to send me a message to say, you know what, that is nothing, and if anyone is having a go at you for that or making you feel bad about yourself, then those people don't deserve you. It was really, so that's Al from the Aussie swingers, Ali and Al.

And again, I said thank you to him the first time he said he did that and and I still very much appreciate that because that was something that was not doing well for you weren't you weren't dealing with that well and his words and they were very kind and it was a well-written and true to heart um kick message was it was so sweet you know um and and that but that's what this community seems to be about it seems to be about supporting people making them understand that everyone has their ups their downs their issues their ins their outs but in the end we're all in this for for fun for sorry let me just get this right again having fun enjoying new friends and deepening our relationship and we love to surround our people surround ourselves with people who are helping us achieve those three things so amen to the joneses and you can catch them on twitter at we got a thing so that's w-e-g-o-t-t-a thing and actually they have a new website out too so if you want to check that out it's, it's pretty flash fancy.

Mr. Jones has been working on that for quite some time. Yeah. Quite some time. They've been talking about releasing it for the last, I'm going to say, eight podcasts. Bless them. Bless them. So, the next one in is, and we just sort of touched on these guys. Ellie and Al. Yeah.

Our fellow, well, we can't say fellow Australian podcasters anymore because oh have you given up your citizenship darling no but we're not oh have you you know like where's your passport oh it's there's Australian this is one of those times you know one of those times you love me oh yep through gritted teeth I love you so Ellie and Al from the Aussie swingers um again they're on twitter again you can check out their website they they are on twitter at the aussie swing and aussie of course is spelt a-u-s-s-i-e anyone out there who doesn't know how to spell aussie unacceptable please stop the podcast go to google get your shit in order that's just we just need to lay that ground rule down here um these guys are so we kind of started around the same time-ish podcasting in australia they're based out of melbourne we were in sydney um and we actually caught up in sydney when they when they came up for a cruise and we had the opportunity to meet in person and then again um in the states and of course um you know we listen to their podcasts well when they come out and and one recently uh again i think it was around episode 30 ish again flirty 30s um resonated with me because they were talking about swinger dates and favorite swinger dates and not getting stale with your swinger dates you know Thank you.

It resonated with me because they were talking about swinger dates and favorite swinger dates and not getting stale with your swinger dates, you know, kind of mixing it up a little bit. Yeah, which we, which to be honest, we hadn't, I suppose, really thought of. We'd done it in Sydney. Yeah, but not on purpose. You know, we'd done it, but we'd just done it because...

We had friends we had friends you know we turned pants off friends into pants on friends as well like a mixture and they spoke about some like bowling rock climbing you know mystery lockout things and theme dinners and admittedly we'd been ball um we'd been rock climbing with some of our swinger friends yeah they're coming to visit us yeah actually they i think we termed them as the rock climbers was there that was their handle oh i remember that because on their profile they were rock climbers and oh that's right she didn't get back to me for like three months no she actually she actually didn't get back to at all we met them out we shit.

We met them out. Damn it. All of that good sex that you wasted, S, referring to you. Sorry, get back to the point. So they had a podcast about, you know, some sminger dates. And I thought that podcast topic was fantastic. Such a good idea. Because I suppose it's like any relationship because this is a relationship.

as because it's i suppose it's like any relationship because this is a relationship as much as you may think it's just sex it's not for us people who are having fun we're enjoying new friends and deepening our relationship they call that a callback in comedy they do um c's been studying her comedy she's um getting a lot funnier? Oh, bless you. No. That's just an outright, are you trying to get laid? Yeah. Um, C's been studying her comedy. She's, um, getting a lot funnier. Oh, bless you. No. That was a... So, just an outright... Are you trying to get laid? Yes. Okay. Always.

So, um, yeah, you know, when, when you're trying to do that, because it is a relationship, you know, even with other couples, it's so nice to keep it a little bit interesting keep it fresh bitches well i guess too like okay so say we're going out on a lot of first dates say we went out on 10 first dates in a month and we did the same thing same bar or same location or same like you know wine and cheese or bar or whatever that's also almost becoming a little bit stale for for us yeah now the other couple has no bloody idea if they're all new couples.

Absolutely, but please keep in mind, this is us, right? I know, we know couples who go to the same bar every time. They see their couple, their new couples at the same bar every time. Hey, that's whatever you want to do, folks.

But we just thought that this was such a good topic because well we like to go to different places we like experiencing new things and i think we were getting a bit lazy yeah part of the reason we're involved in swinging was because we like new things oh yeah we like new people when people take us on dates too and they take us to somewhere new we kind of get excited that's fucking awesome yeah yeah well we really uh we really love that so yeah some things i mean rock climbing you get a little bit sweaty yeah but when you're talking about i mean we're talking generally our first dates are the ones we get a little bit funky and even if it isn't if we're going second third whatever tenth date yeah typically there's a shower you know four person group shower doesn't sound horrible does it here's a question though Okay.

whatever 10th date yeah typically there's a shower you know four person group shower doesn't sound horrible does it here's a question though that i just thought on the fly what what would you deem as overly romantic for a too much for a first date how many times have i told you to put out the fucking candles oh that is so true i like smelly candles i think they had an element of sexy apparently it's way too romantic in the household so so you know we've got new new friends coming around new new friends maybe second date generally we invite people around to our house and i have some sexy scented candles i don't know what's sexy about them they're not're not sexy.

I'm so going to do a Twitter poll. There's nothing fucking sexy about a lavender candle. It's not, are you kidding me? What am I, fucking 70, 80? Oh, man, that's hilarious. Mine is vanilla bean. No, I'm just joking. Some random concoction that's all new age and $50 a candle, something, I don't know. Yeah, thank you, American Candle, I think it is. No, there's some up. Oh, we do have a Yankee Candle. Yankee Candle. Bloody Yankee Candle. Ooh, might burn that for our American friends. So, yes. Pour some hot wax. No, I'm not going to do that. Yes. So, I think candles are too far.

What about dinner on a carousel? Like one of those, like, roundy, roundy carousels. Wheel carousel. What other sort of carousel is there? Like one of those ferry boat carousel things, no? Uh-huh. Never mind. What about dinner on one of those? Like white tablecloth dinner. What's wrong with a white tablecloth dinner? With a sexy couple. I don't know.

about carousel things no never mind what about dinner on one of those like white tablecloth dinner what's wrong with a white tablecloth dinner with a sexy with a sexy couple on the carousel oh sorry you're you're not talking carousel carousels go around horizontally no i'm talking about ferris wheel there you go yeah nothing which goes around vertically um no i think that'd be quite cool actually actually. Imagine doing that on the one in Singapore. What's it called? I can't think of it, people, but Google it if you want to know. Singapore Flyer. Singapore Flyer, yeah.

It's like the London Eye for anyone who... Like a baby London Eye. Yeah. It's not much baby, though. It's only a third list. So you're saying you don't think that there's probably anything too romantic um i mean are you going to take the whole cabin to yourself is that what you're talking about no that's too romantic what so you're just going to have it with other people like milling around and you're in there like hi what positions are your favorite let's imagine this you invite a couple along you take them to kFC, and then you just set up a white tablecloth area in KFC.

I mean, everybody likes table KFC. We all hate to admit it, and it's bad for all of us, but everybody likes it. You know, years ago I had a friend who used to say that porn was like KFC. She said it's amazing while you're doing it, and then the next day you just feel so dirty. Yeah. Yep. When was the last time you actually had it, just out of curiosity? Like five years? Well, they don't have it in Singapore, so that gives you a... No, they do. Oh, they do too. They actually have KFC coffee here. It's too far. They have KFC coffee. It's like McCafe, but KFC cafe.

With like seven random herbs and spices? Eleven. Fucking whatever. Clearly I eat it often. Well, they were secret. It was the best kept secret ever. I thought the idea that they gave, though, about the whole, like, I mean, this is becoming really popular, those mystery lockout rooms. Lockout or lock-in? Lock-in rooms.

you have to kind of like progress through this mystery in order to get yourself out of the room that sounds like sore it fucking terrifies me yes that's a little bit true you would lose your mind but also i actually think to myself that how many people would just be like ah if i get take the clothes off clothes off and go in the corner and have some fun? Yeah. Well, I mean, if it went well. And then the door goes, ah, opens. Okay, so the worst, the other end of that spectrum. Yeah, give me one. What do you got?

The other end of that spectrum is the people, like, the people are obnoxiously intelligent. Oh, and get out in five seconds? And they're like, you know, you guys are fucking... You paid a hundred bucks. No. You guys are idiots. Oh. All right. I don't think that'll happen, though. What about your worst date? Give me an idea for a worst swinger date. Well, I think we've experienced our worst swinger venue just to apply a date to that. Actually, and you know what? That is actually one of Mr. Jones's favorite podcasts, How to Lose a Swinger Seven Ways or whatever we're doing. Ten ways? Eight ways.

Whatever. We only know... There's only like four ways tell me what you think would be if somebody took you on a date a swinger date in your head what's the one of the one of the ones that kind of like freak you out so it'd probably be a mcdonald's date or something like that without a white tablecloth because the white tablecloth makes it funky right Here we go.

so it'd probably be a mcdonald's date or something like that without a white tablecloth because the white tablecloth makes it funky right it makes it new age yeah like hipster does that make it hipster and yes well i've got i'm putting a bit i've got my beard growing in nicely and i'm gonna get myself uh you need to shave that shit right off a funnelemic. Strikes again. So this is really interesting because you've been with guys with beards. Yeah. And you like them. Other guys with beards. Gotcha, gotcha. You can't put up with a beard full-time, just part-time. Okay.

I can, like, split-shift a beard, but that's about it. Yeah, there's something for our New Orleans friends. Yep, she can split-shift a beard. You can split a beard, you know what I mean? She can split a beard. Which sort of beard are we talking about now? You know, let's not get into the dirty stuff. Okay, so worst event for me would... No, worst event would you arrive there really poorly dressed? Uninterested. I don't know. Worst event for me would, no, worst event would you arrive there really poorly dressed. Uninterested. Uninterested.

They swivel their chairs to talk to each other, you know, like almost putting their back to you, almost. You know what I mean? Who are these people you're going on a date with? Satan. They've got a great dating profile. I'm going to say it's Satan and, like, Hitler together. They're the two worst people that spring to mind. So they're talking to each other, you know, basically ignoring us, and then they make us pay. Those bastards. I mean, no, I think... Do they order pineapple on their pizza as well? Oh, my God. Fuck yes, they do. Fucking pineapple. Who puts pineapple on a pizza?

Well, Australians. I'm glad we've got our... And yet we term it Hawaiian. I'm so glad we've got our pop filters now for pineapple. Yeah. Pineapple. Mine would probably be... I think, something too sweaty. Ooh, so like squash. A game of squash. But you know what's really funny? In my head, I'm like, oh, so we'd go on like a 10K run or something like that. And that would be terrible. But then also, I'm like, actually, that might be really fun to do as a group.

And then we come back and we shower and i'm just not so sure high ropes is good oh anything to do with heights no good somebody took you on like a bungee jump or a skydiving no good little cute things though like the mystery room well it's no good for you i fucking love that shit games arcade how do you feel about that that'd be awesome yeah right provided they gave you a roll of coins oh shit i've got to give you a sploosh We'll be right back. I fucking love that shit. Games Arcade. How do you feel about that? That'd be awesome. Yeah? Right? Provided they gave you a roll of coins. Oh, shit.

Got to give you a roll. Sploosh. Yeah. I just got so horny at the thought of, like, going on, like, a date to a Games Arcade and then having, like, some food. And it's got to be random food, like popcorn and, you know, Games Arcade-y food. If somebody had actually hired a section, see what I mean?

just like the section yeah yeah did you just get excited yeah it's actually a bit of fun that would be fun that would be super fun anyway i think we should move on we've been around and around this for a while okay well thanks um the aussie swingers that's a good topic we enjoyed your podcast we really did. We've got something exciting. Well, I mean, and this is like, I feel like this is 12 months away and it's really... Well, it's like nearly exactly 12 months away. Well, hold on. Let me just... Yeah. It's just under 12 months away.

This has been building for a while and this is pretty exciting for us. So as all of you know, we live in Asia Pacific. We've moved from Australia. We now live in Singapore and a lot of our friends that we've made these communities that we spoke about, they're all over in the States. And we caught up briefly with them in New orleans earlier this year but we have some exciting news to announce and i'm actually going to let d take this one you you seem to know it's next year 12 months i do what are we doing i'm really stoked about this um so guys we stoked Stoked. That's such an Australianism.

It is. I'm stoked, bro. Awesome. You ripped. I'm really stoked about this. So, guys, we- Stoked. That's such an Australianism. It is. I'm stoked, bro. Awesome. So- You ripper. We- You little ripper. You little ripper. We are- What sheila are we going with? Oh, God. Sorry, I'll stop now. Please stop. Please stop. I'm stopping. People are getting inverse erections right now, just from what you're talking about. Got it.

So having an event we've organized an event well we we've had some help oh yeah we had help absolutely we had well i'm not going to say help i'm going to say it was a three-way split a three-way let's start with that um our friends who we met in new orleans and have been talking with quite a lot since, The Curious Couple. So TNA from The Curious Couple. Which I love. How can you not love TNA? TNA. Tits and ass. Oh, it's perfect. But it's actually their name. It's perfect. And I might add Smoking Fucking Hot. It's the best. Both of them. I love it. Their initials are amazing. Yep. Smoking Hot.

And a really good podcast. We didn't cover them tonight. Don't worry. We'll get to you guys. But The Curious Couple and The Joneses from We Got A Thing and us have organized an event at Desire Pearl for next year. November 2017. November 2017, we are headed back to Desire Pearl. Mexico. In Mexico. And we've not been to Desire Pearl, but we've been to Desire Riviera Maya. We've seen photos of Mrs.

Jones at Desire Pearl, and that's enough to make anyone want to travel 24 hours on a plane if you know what i'm saying no uh certainly i would you know what i'm saying yeah yeah no dumb card game needed here so we're all headed there guys and so what we're what we're planning on doing is one of the things we learned from naughty in new orleans is that the people who like um the curious couple and the joneses we got a thing they're all very sexy yeah so we are riding the way we're riding the fact that they have sexy listeners but maybe we'll just steal them both away all four of them yeah i mean like both of the yes yeah yeah groups of couples yeah absolutely so we're um so we're headed down there but the plan is what we really want to do is we'd really like to invite anyone who listens to us want to throw it out there we want to throw it out there because we want you guys to come along um and we'll be airing some more details in the future but we were just very excited about it and we needed to tell you we do have a little um like section that I don't want to commit right now to the event but you want to know a little bit more about it there's a little register my interest button on our website um and you can go there it's under desire pearl and let us know that you're interested we'll start to send you some more information yeah so what we'll do from there is just spam the fuck out of you i mean it'd be spam it'd be like every 15 minutes you'll get some new spam maybe we can actually just collect really sexy pictures of our listeners all that let's do that let's just do that instead let's do that we won't spam you we live in sexually oppressed singapore if you send us if you send us that.

We won't spam you. We live in sexually oppressed Singapore. Send us your dirty photos. If you send us dirty photos, we won't spam you. That's a new rule. I'm going to put that on the website. We don't spam anyone anyway. No, I know. It's an empty threat. I can fill it. Don't give the game away. I can fill the threat. Anyway, so if you want to come, let us know. We'd love to meet you guys out there in the Twitterverse, in the podcastverse. Absolutely. And we've run into a few of you and we've heard from some of you and we've seen photos of some of our listeners.

And we've met people in person at the Joneses section in New Orleans. So we know that they've got sexy listeners. Yeah. And also we've met some of the guys that listen to the curious couple and we know they've got sexy listeners as well so we just figure we'll fill the whole resort if we can with sexy listeners and people and and it's just gonna be a fucking awesome party people that are out there listening to us right now sexy fun, intelligent friends. I'm pretty sure that most of the guys are sexy because, you know, they're listening to you and you're sexy and stuff and shit and things.

Definitely trying to get some. So thanks for listening. It's a new kind of topic for our podcast where we're talking about other podcasts. I know it's a bit of a mind... Fuck....blend. I didn't want to spell it. It's a mind fuck. Let's go.

it's a new kind of topic for our podcast where we're talking about other podcasts i know it's a bit of a mind fuck blend i don't know i didn't want to mind fuck um let us know what you think if you're interested in it send us some emails if you're not let us know constructive criticism always welcome yeah absolutely so i think we should probably call it though because the pie is calling so for now this is c and this is d and this is swinging down under