Sex Talk, Our First Soft Swap and C 2 – D 0! – P05

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This is C And this is D And this is Swinging Down Under I feel like we need some sort of theme song in there Like James Bond-y sort of No? No good? You can tell now by the way he walks He's a warmest man Yeah, that's terrible Okay, so, people, we're into... Welcome to Podcast 5, officially. Officially welcome to Podcast 5. I hope you enjoyed the intro. Now, Podcast 5 is a little bit of a combination between two events. Mm-hmm.

The first one being the first time we met C1 and d1 yeah yeah c1 and d1 c1 and d1 actually have uh surprisingly very similar names to us and we're both quite a sexy couple Yeah So would you like to Would you like to kick off The first part of this So during our last podcast we spoke about our first ever red hot pie meetup and this is our second so we started looking at couples again and who we can meet and we stumbled upon a couple from the city so sydney city was their their profile and they seemed interesting and sexy and fun and quirky and we sent a not like psychopaths no and we sent some messages backwards and forwards um and they were pretty responsive um and also interesting catching up pretty promptly i would say yeah which was cool because we we have we chatted to a few people who weren't horribly responsive and um and then of course there were others who just wanted to talk constantly forever yeah but i think that the big thing there is that you know when you start talking to people you kind of want some light at the end of the tunnel so to speak so yeah the fact that you know you're trying to set up a meeting and they're saying yeah sure you know two months out Thank you.

to people you kind of want some light at the end of the tunnel so to speak so yeah the fact that you know you're trying to set up a meeting and and they're saying yeah sure you know two months out yeah it'd be a little bit demoralizing um you know so the fact that these guys were fairly spontaneous and interested in catching up pretty quickly as well as seemed extraordinarily fun was such a plus well certainly for us for us. I mean, we have no kids. No. So the spontaneity of this was of C1 and D1. Sound like bananas in pyjamas. C1 and D1 were very spontaneous.

So we ended up actually catching up with them on Wednesday night. But look, I think I may be stepping past a little bit here. No, I think that's probably about right. I don't know.

Actually catching up with them on Wednesday night But look, I think I may be Stepping past a little bit here No, I think that's Probably about right I think it was a random text During the day You know, noonish on a Wednesday It was later than that, I think it was like afternoon Text, like you guys Interested in the catch up, and we're like, hell yeah we are Yeah, so you know Brushing home to Shower and pretty up Yeah, absolutely, there's that grooming thing again Thank you. Interested in the catch-up. And we're like, hell yeah, we are. Yeah. So, you know, rushing home to shower and pretty up.

Yeah, absolutely. There's that grooming thing again we were talking about a couple of podcasts ago. Some shaving, some hair, some make-up. All this grooming. Just constant, constant grooming. Okay. I might be sounding like I'm bitching about that.

But Kate is constantly groomed, which is pretty pretty awesome for me so i think that it was really cool and interesting that it was such a spontaneous event which kind of added to the the sexiness of the evening just overall i would say and um really excited to quickly come home and head into the city not just to meet another couple but to kind of head out on a wednesday night was kind exciting as well. Yeah, it was kind of, can I say dirty, not dirty, naughty. Yeah. It was naughty. A little bit of naughty fun for you Wednesday night. Break up the work week.

Break up your crazy, boring work week.

So we head, so, you know, we're looking pretty good at this point, you know, after all we head into the city and as we're arriving you know a little bit nervous but not really because again we're so used to meeting new people that you know it's just so natural for us so we we arrive but on on the way i remember she was texting me saying like i'm nervous yeah and saying that oh look i'm sorry i've been late at work i'm not as well presented as i would have liked which is i mean the first time we we caught up with um c1 she probably wasn't as well presented as um as she could have been but she still looked good don't get me wrong but you could tell that she'd been working that day yeah so we we arrive all shiny and clean i guess and um so shiny head in and and actually they were at the bar with their their backs turned yeah they were so um we just walked on up and said g'day yeah we actually said our first name base is like hi you know c1 d1 and um and they were very i remember they were like what oh oh hi hi guys oh god i'm freaking out yeah they were a bit weird like that yeah so we went and grabbed um some seats some high seats and at a table and obviously ordered some drinks first girls sat next to each other again and, you know, you were across from her and I was across from him, which gave for some interesting viewing.

Yeah, absolutely. Because it gives you the opportunity to actually kind of perv on people without being overtly perving. Yeah, look, I think you were pretty overt. Yeah. Just saying.

So, we sat we chatted for quite a while i mean this is so this is the first meeting we're going to combine the second meeting with these guys into one podcast but the first meeting was really sexy there was some good sexy chat about what they'd been involved in you know and with some graphic detail as well yeah because he he was very experienced in the lifestyle and had kind of been in a lifestyle in previous relationships as well as in the lifestyle as a single man so he you know thought of himself as as quite a sex pot and quite a player and uh and you know she was so she was a little bit more nervous than he was but certainly quite interested in in playing with couples playing with girls.

Actually, you know, so she was a little bit more nervous than he was, but certainly quite interested in playing with couples, playing with girls. Actually, in fact, you know, dropping the I love to give blowjobs line, I don't know how many times, into the conversation. Yeah, which I mean, I was totally upset about hearing. Yeah. Because I hate blowjobs.

So we, talk to you for a little bit, but we went outside and we kind of ordered some ordered some dishes had some you know had quite a few drinks at this point and it was very very obvious to everyone involved that we were all very interested in each other and so the conversation naturally takes a a really sexy turn you know we're talking about being naughty you know doing naughty things naughty things, what we like, you know, sex toys, what sex toys we like, what we have at home.

And, you know, he, I remember he was making kind of these, like, oh, God, you know, like I'm so turned on right now. Yeah, like if it was up to him, I think we would have ended up probably heading home with him that night. Yeah. Yeah, without a doubt. So, yeah, so we were chatting away about sexy things, vibrators, blowjobs. Yeah, it was really, I have to say this couple really stepped it up a notch from the last one. They were very sexy, very sexy in their intellectual capacity and good to look at as well, which was kind of handy.

Again, though, I found him to be much better presented than she was, even though she was coming from work, but just still just generally. Yeah, absolutely.

He seemed to be taking care of himself and going to the gym and seemed to be a lot more in control as well yeah in terms of just his not not his uh i suppose we're used to outgoing individuals and he was quite an outgoing guy absolutely whereas c1 was a little less so yeah yeah a little little um a little more concerned about her body image i suppose is probably the best way to put it and quite new you know i think that he's probably his confidence comes from the fact that he has had previous experiences but he was asking us a lot of questions about you know what we wanted and what turns us on really focusing his attention on me as well so he would actually ask a question and then just listen which was really lovely yeah really lovely and turned you on to no end well it's nice when somebody actually pays attention to you yeah without a doubt so uh just a just a side note here um we're currently sitting whilst whilst we're doing our podcast, drinking a bottle of Verve Cliquet, you know, because it's Monday night and we figure, why not?

It's the most crazy thing ever, which is a bit of a segue, actually, into something else we learnt from this experience, which is, now, C has a very distinct style of drinking in that she can drink quite a lot and is reasonably sober in doing that, but then she has a switch where she'll have one or two more drinks and she'll become a garbled mess of needing to throw up. Is that a fair statement? That's fair. Yeah, so C actually learnt that night again that controlling one's alcohol is very important in the lifestyle. Yeah, absolutely.

I think one of the things here is that I was very excited and really, really interested in the fact that he showed, you know, a keen interest. He was smart and funny and all the right things. And then, obviously, the fact that he was saying to me, like, I'm so turned on, you know, I'm so horny right now, you guys are making me horny, I was just like, oh, God, this is so sexy, this is so good, like, I can actually turn a guy on, this is amazing. And at this point you're nearly sliding off the chair yourself.

Yeah, and so because I was so excited and because I was having so much fun, you know, I had overindulged, absolutely. Overindulged a little. But yeah, so that was pretty much the end of the night. Once she gets to the point that she makes the decision, it's time to go home. Generally, that is a decision that needs to be upheld on my end because it normally means that she's probably not too far away from wanting to throw up. It also was 2 a.m. It was 2 a.m. So I think that at that point in time we were like, it's a school night, it's 2 a.m. It's time to call it.

It's to call it probably time to call it um you know they were interested in taking us back to his place he didn't live on his own he actually had a flatmate uh and to her admission the place was quite a man cave and dirty and disgusting so a couple of things there i was like okay well where are we taking this because they've made it very clear they were a full swap uh couple absolutely and secondly to that i was thinking my god what is this like place going to look like and have to flatmate there and it's a little bit awkward especially for our first potentially first time um you know with another couple yeah absolutely so we um we called it that night went home but uh we're very interested in c1 and d1 for another catch-up and we actually organized we did organize something again on another uh weeknight i think it was at that week or the next early next week it was the next week or the week.

Yeah, so we organised something else but it was a failed to meet there was actually, C1 had a family emergency which required her to not attend so we weren't particularly interested in catching up with just one of them, we wanted to see them both so we held off for the next week I think, so it was probably two weeks three weeks later at this point we had been, there had been some And I'll see you next time.

one of them we wanted to see them both so we held off for the next week i think so it's probably two weeks three weeks later at this point um we had been there had been some texting between c and c1 you know just keeping the uh keeping the motor running i suppose would be the best way to put it yep just staying in contact and you know talking about the our days and actually in fact between these two meetups which we'll cover for another podcast but we actually went to um our favorite club here in sydney and we did have a little bit of play and they had also had some play um and so i think it was a saturday morning and we did the whole you know how's your weekend been what have you been up to and and she said man have i got something to tell you and i said you know what i got i got something to tell you too.

And she was telling us about their experience with a girl. Or another couple, actually. No, it was a couple. Oh, the girl they picked up the night we met them in the pub. Sorry, excuse me. Yeah, excuse me. I stand corrected. Yeah, so we were talking about the fact that they were quite horny after we left and really, really interested. And as luck would have it, they managed to pick up a girl in the pub and had their first threesome, so they were quite new in the light, well, she was, into the lifestyle. And they popped their cherry that night after meeting us with a unicorn.

Yeah, which was a little upsetting, kind of. No, I thought it was really interesting. No, it was upsetting that it wasn't us. No, I think that one of the things that you learn is that everybody has their own journey and their own pace and, you know, so some people dive right in there, quite literally, dive into, you know, pussy town. Yeah, pussy town. And then other people take it a little bit slower. And so they had that experience and then they had an experience with a couple, actually, and were telling us, not in huge amounts of detail, but fairly large amounts of detail.

There was enough to really get the warming of the engine going. Just to understand kind of what happened. So it was just really interesting that we had both had something to kind of talk to each other about. In between, yeah. So, you know, we're trying to arrange another catch-up. Dee and I are actually about to take a three-week extended holiday away. Which is an awesome podcast also to come. Yes, absolutely. We take it international. D and Z go international. And so it was, I think, on a Wednesday or a Thursday again. Again, it was midweek, yeah.

Yeah, and it just got to the point where, you know, C1 said, look, I want to catch up with you guys full stop. If we can't do it tonight, you know, we're not going to be able to do it. And so had cancelled some previous plans that D1 had had in order to meet with us. Yeah. So we caught up at, again, another bar closer to them, I suppose, than us after much dispute because we were, even leading into this, I think we were pretty keen on getting them back to our place.

Yeah, but, you know, anyone from Sydney know this there's there's a fear of coming what we call otb over the bridge so we we're we're that's the sydney harbour bridge yeah so we are living just over the bridge but um you know for some people that is quite a thing well they're on the other side of the bridge so you know it's like it's we're worlds apart we basically. We're worlds apart. We're like separate countries, almost. So we head in to see them again, kind of in their territory, which is fine because who doesn't like a bit of a night out in a place that they don't usually go to? Mm-hmm.

And that's where it started, I suppose. We again had some really, really sexy chats. Yeah. I mean, we were covering off on what had happened to both of us weren't we that's right we were talking you know about the experience what what we found sexy what we didn't find so sexy you know some probably realistic things that do happen during a couple's swing event that you know aren't necessarily the most sexy things to talk about and um, you know, just talking about sex in general, actually, talking about previous lovers, great, great lovers. What gets them off. Yeah.

Yeah, we're covering off what gets them off as well, which is actually pretty handy considering where the night ended up. Absolutely. And you did the same. You were covering off on what gets you off as well. So, well so um yeah so i mean this time around we were that sexed up that we invited them back to our place and they graciously accepted or should i say threw themselves at the cab yes yeah that'd be probably more to the point wouldn't it um so we continued our um uh our erotic chat in the car on the way to our place. It's a, what, 15-minute ride, I suppose, and we ended up back here.

And, you know, we cracked a bottle of red, sat down, spoke like grown-ups for a little while, and then C decided it'd be a good idea to get out the cards and have a game of strip poker. Now, um...

little while and then um c decided to be a good idea to to get out the cards and have a game strip poker now um this point you were wearing a uh um two two articles of clothing from memory yeah so i've spoken about my last podcast my go-to outfit one of your go-to outfits and there's more than one now this couple hasn't actually seen this particular go-to outfit so again it's a it's a crop top and a skirt and you know it it requires no no kind of undergarments so you know i'm i'm there basically with a crop top and a skirt on and no bra and no knickers not that your tits need support anyway they're fantastic that was a there was a silent stare there you missed in the middle I don't know.

and no bra and no knickers. Not that your tits need support anyway. They're fantastic. That was a silent stare there. You missed in the middle. So we're sitting there, and, yeah, so we get out the poker cards, and we just tried to have a game of strip poker. And, interestingly, the first person who lost was C. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. No, I held my own for many, many hands.

hands as in fact it was actually c1 and c1 was actually wearing quite a number of clothing so she had bra knickers skirt shirt long sleeve shirt jacket boots socks yeah and was trying to try to pull the card of one sock no one boot you know trying to pull the card of, I'm going to take a boot off at a time. And she doesn't fly. There's D sitting there in jeans and a shirt. D1 sitting there in jeans, shirts, and a pair of jocks. And then C1 with like 10 pairs of, 10 things on. And C with two. Yeah, and there were two.

And so she was losing the first few hands and we were, come on, you can't just be taking off boots and socks. That's not how, that's not on. Yeah, that's right. Leave the boots on. Maybe not the socks though. Sex and socks, weird. Absolutely. So yeah, so she, you're right, I remember now she lost a few hands but then you lost one. Yep. And unfortunately for me, so she, you're right, I remember now she lost a few hands, but then you lost one. Mm-hmm. Yep. And unfortunately for me, that meant off came the top. Mm-hmm. And out came the boobs. That's right. It was quite cold too, I might add.

Yeah, they were quite cold. I could tell by how erect the nipples were. Thank you. Yeah. So we continued down this path until we all got to the point of being, well, the two guys and C were naked. But C1, due to her copious amount of clothing, ended up... With still quite a lot of clothing on. Absolutely. Heaps of clothing on. Yeah, so I think, believe, at this point she had a skirt, knickers, bra. No, the skirt was gone. No, it was just bra and knickers at this point. Nope, came off later. The skirt was still on. Bra and knickers was... The skirt was off. Bra and knickers was still on. Okay.

Yeah. Trust me on this. Okay. I was taking notice. Fair enough. So, and at this point, I can't remember what happened. How did it lead from there into... Yeah, so she actually went outside for a cigarette break. Ah, that's right. And, well, something that Dee actually completely forgot to mention was that halfway through the game of strip poker, I decided that it was probably time to fun it up a little bit because what was happening was people were losing articles of clothing and it was getting a little bit boring, to be honest.

And so I go into our bedroom and in our bedside table, I pull out a number of items, including handcuffs, both fluffy and a ball gag a blindfold um a tickle a tickle stick a whip a cat of nine tails um small whip actually we sound like we've got the most awesome bedside table we can buy it in a pack so it's awesome behind bulgum safe and i go and pull that out with condoms now god damn and i bring it back to the bring it back to the table and put it out there and so my thing was then okay well at some stage you know i think i'm sitting there you're naked at this point and had been naked for quite some time and we decided to to mix it up and kind of have this okay well what happens if somebody loses now you know where do i go i'm naked so you know somebody needs to then say okay well i dare you to do this or you need to do this and so it wasn't a dare scenario it was just a you had to you had to yeah so yeah the first um the first thing that actually happened was that i lost um after i was naked and d says to d1 you have to handcuff yourself to lick my girlfriend's nipples oh sorry yes and so he proceeded to do that i mean i would you like to talk about that moment well that moment was pretty cool you're right you've got such so much c has such a better memory than i do i'm just going on the record with that I think it's a girl thing I kind of remember the partners that I've been with Other than men who just kind of Rays over Oh mean That's terrible And not true by the way So he did He started kissing on your nipples I really feel like this went on for quite a while too.

It did. It did. And it wasn't horrible for me. And to be frank, C, you did seem to be enjoying it. It was quite good. I thought that he was a little bit... A little rough. A little bit rough for my liking. Yeah. But, you know, it was probably 90% good.

90% good, 10 good 10% rough yeah 90% good um I actually can't recall what C1 was doing at this point um she was watching so we can't really give any insight into what the partner was doing whilst this kind of was going on yeah let's say all eyes were on um C and D1 actually uh getting it on I think you finished with a little kiss, a little mouth kiss. No. Yeah, he did. I'm saying he did, so he did. Okay, fine. Yeah. So then there was a few other things that happened. So, for example, I think D1 lost a hand and he got handcuffed to C.

And I lost a hand and you made me put on a ball gag, which I might add has never been worn before. And it's really quite an irritating thing. If I had to put up with it for much longer, it would have ended up with it. Only because you were trying to have a drink at the same time. Well, look, yeah. They should put holes in ball gags for drinking. That's my theory. Yep. Did anyone get spanked with a cat a nine? I don't think so. Did they? I thought that she... C1 might have done something to you. No? No. Tickled you? There was something that happened.

She got up on the other side of the table and came around to you and did something oh yeah she's she used yeah she used the tickly feathery thing yeah no you're right absolutely so after this fact i'm still handcuffed to d1 and c1 is outside having a cigarette t1 says to me look i have to go to the bathroom actually quite a bit to drink need to go to the bathroom this is awkward please unhandcuff me thankfully the handcuffs in Australia are required to be quick release for anything other than police sort of activities so we quick released him and off he went to the Yeah.

And we were standing at the door talking with C1 whilst she was smoking her cigarette. Mm-hmm. And then she came back on inside. She was still in bikini, still in her... Mixed in a bra and a jacket. Yeah. Took her jacket off, and memory serves, D1 started making out with her. her yes and that didn't really last too long because after that she basically went straight downtown she did go downtown that's right yeah she started so someone started started blowing him and um yeah and then i think you sort of moved in closer to him.

Oh no, you'd been re-handcuffed at this point no no perhaps you should tell the story so at this point you start going down on me while I'm standing up next to him and it was awkward all around really so four people pretty much standing around in the lounge room and him being pleasured by her orally and me being pleasured by you orally. We decided to take it to the bedroom. And I think that's the point where you just went, yeah, this is uncomfortable and weird, so let's just all take it to the bedroom. Absolutely, because the bedroom's warmer as well. Good here and there. Yeah.

So off we pop to the bedroom. And I think we basically continue what we were doing in the lounge, except in a horizontal position instead of vertical. Yeah. No, I think actually I started giving you head at this point. Yes, you did actually. Yeah, that's right. So you started sucking on my cock, doing a fantastic job. Thank you. C is exceptionally good at that.

and he was still receiving all from her I think thank you she is exceptionally good at that oh and he was still receiving all from her i think that was going off quite a while yeah absolutely yep that's exactly the case and then i think she was still wearing her her clothing so her underpants her undergarments so we decided that it'd be a good time to remove those yeah, so off they came, and then he started going down on her, giving her head, which was very exciting for me to watch. And I believe that I actually may have been involved in doing that as well with you at that point.

I'm not, you know, I feel like I was on top of you, straddling you, and fucking at this stage no we hadn't gotten to fucking oh yeah actually no you're right we were yep so you'd um you'd gotten on top of me and you started started uh shagging me which was fantastic and um we and that's right and then he maneuvered her around to the other side of the bed yeah to watch yeah to watch and then he started fucking her from behind yeah yeah which was um really we were basically having sex and then they were watching us but having sex at the same time yeah which was um really hot yeah and actually in fact then at this stage you turned me over and i had my legs up over your shoulders and they were still doing their thing and then i got the magic wand wand out as well.

Yes, that's right, you did. So, ladies, if you're listening to this, or gents for that matter, please buy one. Magic wand, great, great... Hitachi....sex toy, yeah. Hitachi magic wand. Google it. It's great. It's really, really good. I can't really say much more than that. Ladies, buy yourself one. Guys, buy one for your lady.

You won't regret it regret it yeah they're really a lady's only toy they really are yeah yeah although the the vibration is that firm that you do actually feel it if you're inside the vagina which is not a bad thing either yes we were using that um i you know obviously came quite quickly during that scenario and which is interesting because you were always concerned that you'd be able to come in front of or with anyone else in the room to be honest though i mean you know you can't really go wrong getting uh you know having nice hard cock inside of you and using the hitachi magic wand it's really it's really a just an obvious end game goes all right yeah and so we actually then sat back and we're watching at this point Thank you.

wand it's really it's really a just an obvious end game goes all right yeah and so we actually then sat back and did we watching at this point in time because you know we're kind of taking it all in seeing what they were doing and so we we watched for probably like 10-15 minutes yeah absolutely and uh yeah they were going at each other quite a lot um and then from memory uh you actually started going down on me again I think I was I was getting involved in their play a little bit first so I was actually kind of touching her neck that's right rubbing her back you know just touching her skin and kind of caressing her as a as a woman does being being all sexy like yeah so I was getting involved in kind of making her feel or what i thought was making her feel a little bit more at ease yeah which absolutely worked by the look of things by the by the end of the evening i mean she uh i think at this point is probably where you started to give me head yeah again um and uh i i hadn't actually come at this point so i was more than happy to receive that.

Actually, even if I had have come, I still would have been pretty happy. But I was laying on my back, and C was on her knees, and C1 decided it would be a good idea to... Ask if she could touch me. Yeah, ask if she could touch you, and you absolutely agreed.

Yeah, there's a lot of like, mm-hmm, going on when on when you've got you know somebody's penis in your mouth and somebody's asking you a question it's just like when you've just sat down at a restaurant you're starting to eat your food and the motor comes over and asks you is that good and you've just put a forkful right in your mouth similar scenario or talking at a dentist when you've got a mouthful of dental instruments. Yeah, so she said, you know, do you mind if I touch you? And I started rubbing my clit, touching my pussy, and I was going down on you at this point for quite a while.

Yeah, and the view was fantastic. And he was, D1 was also actually having sex with her from behind. Yeah, he was shagging her from behind at the same time whilst she was rubbing on your clitoris. And if memory serves, she then inserted a couple of fingers into you. That's right. And I remember him asking if he could kiss my bottom or something. He was kissing my bottom. Yeah, he was because that's about as much of you as he could get hold of with the distance scenario. Yeah. So he was definitely doing that.

So he was, I suppose, kissing at your lower back and at your arse cheeks while she was still inside you with her fingers. And she was really going at you reasonably, reasonably well, would be the way I'd put it. I mean, I was watching from the top end and really couldn't see exactly what was going on. But I could see certainly some elbow and shoulder movement. I don't really think anyone could see what was going on besides D1 from the back view. Yeah.

So do you want to give the folks at home an update on what was going on yeah sure so i'm giving you oral she is touching me with her fingers um inside and outside of my vagina and he was having sex with her i believe missionary position no he was kissing you on the back how can that be missionary position he was having You're totally right. You are totally right. I am missionary position. No, he was kissing you on the back. How can that be missionary position? He was having sex with her. You're totally right. You are totally right. I am totally wrong. I just did the mathematics on it.

He went to over and sort of said, do you mind if I kiss you on the butt cheek? And I was doing that for a little bit. And then I don't recall this next section at all. You told him no. That's because he wanted to stick a finger in your arse. Right. So how did that actually... I didn't hear any of this. He said, do you want to stick a finger in your arse? I'm balls deep. I don't know what's going on. He said, can I stick a finger in your arse? And I said no. Because I knew you wouldn't be up for that. Yeah. Was I wrong? Speed forward, really. So I did say no.

And that's because I knew, see, you would not be interested in that at this point. Yeah. Yeah. So at this point, this carries on for maybe, it wasn't that long, maybe three or four minutes. And you had a resounding orgasm. Yeah, so I... maybe it wasn't that long maybe three or four minutes and you had a resounding orgasm yeah so i came for the second time in the evening and i really don't recall what was going on with them two where where do you not remember there was a bit of awkward yeah there's a little bit of awkward stuff and i don't remember if you came either no i didn't.

Yeah, so you didn't. So can I just say I was the only person in the room that was actually... No, because C1 also came. So the two ladies came. Okay. You're not convinced. I'm not convinced. You're not convinced. So I believe... There's a little bit, there's a doubt. There's a doubt. I believe that C1 may have came. I can't be sure because I'm a man and women pull this wool over our eyes regularly. So, anyway, moving on from there. So, at least C had come at this point. C1 may have come. And I think we're watching them again now at this point.

And they were probably going at it for another 10, 15 minutes yeah but they there was some some issues there remember yeah the whole the whole it's late there's a lot happening in the room a lot of alcohol involved a lot of alcohol involved and i think probably one of the the faux pas that is probably not as well not as spoken about as it should be which is performance issues right because it's for men absolutely for women it's a lot more simple i mean if you're in the mood and even if you're in the mood and still can't get wet there's always lubricant yeah but it's not i mean you can you you know girls can at least have some you know they can fake it it's just reality right guys really they they struggle with that and it's not um you know i think a lot of people think oh you know the girl's perspective is god what's wrong with me does this kind of find me attractive Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, of course. Guys really, they struggle with that. And it's not, you know, I think a lot of people think, oh, you know, the girl's perspective is, God, what's wrong with me? Does this guy not find me attractive? Well, you certainly had a little bit of that. And the guy's perspective is like, oh, my God, this is happening. Like, what do I do? So this tension builds up and there's a lot going on, a lot of visuals. A lot of visual stimulation. Not to mention, yeah, you know, tired, drinks, everything else. And so it's quite common.

So any guys out there listening to mention yeah you know tired drinks everything else and so it's it's quite common so any guys out there uh listening to this please know that it's common don't worry about it relax yeah you'll do that actually the easiest way to deal with it i would think is actually to remove yourself from the situation for a period yeah just get away from it because it is so let me not get away from it maybe just sit back and watch for a little bit yeah yeah but for god's sake don't sit in the corner and jerk off because that's just weird Thank you.

get away from it because it is so I mean I'll get away from it maybe just sit back and watch for a little bit yeah yeah but for god's sake don't sit in the corner and jerk off because that's just weird isn't it yeah it's just weird not in the corner no stand against the wall or something so I think you know at this time we've been playing now for what 35 40 minutes minutes? Oh, it's been an hour by now. An hour, okay. So it's been about an hour, and, you know, it's, I think, probably, again, about 2 in the morning. We're at our place. It's a school night.

And I'm worn out in all aspects of the word. So I'm feeling worn out downstairs. You know, I've had my fair share of play for the evening. I'm... Two orgasms. Worn out. I've had a couple of drinks, and I'm tired, and all the rest of it. Thank you. I've had my fair share of play for the evening. I'm worn out. I've had a couple of drinks, and I'm tired, and all the rest of it. And so they're playing for a little bit, and then they pretty much go, yep, stop. We're done as well. We're done as well. You could just see the room and kind of go, yep, you know what, actually, we've had a good night.

I think we're done right now. Yeah, time for a debrief is what the is what the the eyes of the room all seem to say yeah and that's exactly what happened i think yeah we um everyone came back outside to the to the lounge room picked up their clothing got dressed we gave them a kiss goodbye literally um which was actually i think the first time i've ever seen see kiss another man Thank you. A kiss goodbye, literally, which was actually, I think, the first time I've ever seen see kiss another man on the mouth. Not necessarily passionately, but with some passion.

Yeah, it was a thanks for the evening, thanks for a fun time. You've got to, at this point too, and I didn't realise this until after, but I actually barely touched D1. Yeah? Barely. You didn't? Did you touch? I don't know.

at this point too and i didn't realize realize this until after but i actually barely touched d1 yeah barely didn't oh did you touch not sexually like so it was it was a bare a barely connection so you could almost classify this if she wasn't having an interaction with me you could classify this in the same room yeah same sex um sorry sex in the same room um so that was Same room sex is what you're asking for. Thank you, gosh. And so that was pretty interesting, I guess, to realise that after. I was like, wow, you know, actually he didn't.

So in the back of my mind as well, I was thinking, oh, God, is he satisfied? Like, should I have? What did I do wrong? Is it the protocol? Like, should I have been more involved with him? Is that kind of the direction that they were having it went and it didn't? You know, so there's a lot of questions that I guess come out of this. Yeah, but I think you would, I think, you know, using swing and jargon, you'd consider this our first soft swap. Yeah.

Even though you didn't really have a lot to do with D1 frankly I didn't have a lot to do with C1 either maybe a bit of kissing playing with her breasts you were touching her while she was giving him oral in the lounge room because you asked me you said do I mind and I said no go for it so you were actually touching her I was touching her clear wasn't I there was a lot of reassuring Thank you.

because you asked me you said do I mind and I said no go for it so you were actually you were touching her I wasn't touching her clear wasn't I there was a lot of um a lot of reassuring for her as from our side as well so she was you know a little bit nervous but you know felt like concerned about her body image and body shape and those sorts of things so we did a fair bit of reassuring throughout the evening just to say look you know this is good you're sexy it's fun you know we found it sexy and um but yeah so we basically said our goodbyes and that was the that was the end of the night well no not quite i put on some clothes i head on downstairs and i give c1 her her glasses back which is what she's left back up here.

And she lays a passionate kiss on me and says, I look forward to continuing this another time. Continuing. To be continued. To be continued. Dot. Unfortunately, never was. No, no. Never was. That was the, I mean, I think it was a good scenario for what happened with that couple, and it was certainly fun times. We really enjoyed it. You know, the two times that we had the spontaneity, which was probably the sexiest thing about the whole situation, was the fact that it was a school night on both accounts, and it was something naughty to do as opposed to just kind of, you know.

Sitting at home watching the idiot box. Yeah, coming home after work and just, you know, making dinner and kind of sitting around. So that was one of the highlights and something that we are constantly eager to recreate is that spontaneity. Yeah, which makes it even sometimes more difficult for us because there are a lot of swingers who have children. Oh, yeah, or can live at home. Which is fine. I mean, no issue with that, but it just makes it a little more difficult for us because we've now narrowed our niche a little bit to swingers who don't have children.

Well, we still actually play with people who have kids, but certainly we crave the spontaneityity of getting a receiving a text on a wednesday night saying like guys let's catch up you know we'll have some fun yeah absolutely yeah so i think that's probably covers off this story again isn't it yeah we really hope that you enjoyed hearing about our first soiree and bringing home a couple for the first time actually from red hot pie it was uh an absolute pleasure oh in more ways than one and lots of ways yeah and it was just refreshing and i think that it probably cemented our uh want to stay in the lifestyle yeah it did because they were nice people they're intelligent sexy we had some fun it added some spontaneity to our life and our sex life so there were a whole lot of things that really got together to make it a a fantastic night in yeah a night out and a night in and i think that's getting to actually go to new places is kind of fun as well.

So really, it's just good on all counts. And, you know, even when you are out, you get to talk about really sexy things. And so that feels naughty. You know, you're out at a public bar and you're talking about, you know, sex and vibrators and swinging and those sorts of things. Fucking and touching. Yeah, just fun. Yeah. Good times. Good times. So, guys, look, as always, we really want your feedback and want to hear from you all out there. Thank you. Yeah, just fun. Yeah, good times. Good times.

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