P76 – NYC Podcast a Palooza + Orgy

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You're listening to Swinging Down Under, a podcast about the swinging, non-monogamous lifestyle from two crazy Australians with over four years of lifestyle antics to keep you entertained, informed, angry, happy and horny. Join our international swinging adventures. And welcome. I'm C, crazy female Australian, Sheila and Bully for a whole things, love, balance and sexy times. And this is Dee. I'll be doing my best to keep the dad jokes to a minimum, which is probably going to be highly unlikely. Along with that, I'll keep seeing check where I can. Did I mention I'm a pilot?

We'll be your podcast host for today. So sit back and enjoy the sweet, sweet melodies. Everyone, welcome to episode 76. I cannot believe we're this close to 100. It feels like forever since we started podcasting, but we have made it. My God, this episode New York City Podcasterpalooza. We're talking about our event, of course, that we held with Monogamish Marriage, Spiritual Swingers and That Couple Next Door in New York City recently at the beginning of November. We had an absolute fantastic time. You can catch a full graphic detail of the after party on That Couple Next Door's podcast.

You can also catch the recent blog post from Monogamish Marriage as well on their website about the New York City Podcasterpalooza. But really, we just wanted to pause and really thank you Thank you. But otherwise, to everybody else out there, thank you as always for supporting the podcasting community. You know, it's such an amazing lifestyle community and we really thank you to all of the listeners who, you know, take the time out of your day to listen to us ramble, you know, laugh with us and also kind of listen to the ups and downs of what we experience in the lifestyle.

It really is tremendous support amongst the entire lifestyle community, the listeners, the bloggers, the podcasters, really everybody who puts in effort to bring us what, you know, an amazing space to kind of be ourselves and and i sort of you know make sure we say thank you to those people if you have time please do jump ahead to itunes stitcher podbean you know spotify wherever you get your pod podcasts from take a moment to rate and and leave a review for the people that you do listen to it does take quite a few hours out of our schedules all of us to create you know a safe space and an amazing environment for the listeners and and it's nice to kind of say thank you so if you have the time please do that you know we really appreciate it it's It's lovely to receive those words of thanks.

Make sure you tell us how we've helped your journey or perhaps information that we've been able to provide you or pitfalls you've avoided as a result of listening to some of the dumb shit that we do. So if you do get five minutes, please do jump ahead to your favorite podcast or the podcast you listen to and show them a little bit of thanks. But otherwise, this is the recording that the group did after the podcast of Palooza.

Again, Monogamous Marriage weren't able to join us for this recording, but we do thank them for coming down all the way from Toronto Canada to join us in New York City and to everybody else out there listening today sorry you guys couldn't make it but do keep a keen ear out on the podcast community because we do have some exciting announcements coming up in the next few months I will shut up now and I'll leave you with this recording kind of done from our hotel room actually the day after and yes I was slightly sleep deprived I still am now we just got back from our trip of course to Mexico on a 19 hour flight from New York City and then I worked the entire day so if my voice sounds a little bit rash it's because I've been drinking basically non-stop for 14 days but otherwise that's enough for me have a great day guys and thank you again for listening to the Swinging Down Under podcast C&D we appreciate the hell out of you cheers I'm Jay and I'm Jay and we're that couple next door I'm D and I'm C and we're Swinging Down Under This is Adam.

And this is Eve from Spiritual Swingers. And we just had an awesome event this weekend. We're New York City, bitches. We came together in New York City. It's out. It's crazy. And I'm really digging the New York City Sea. I think we can all raise a hand and a glass maybe to some of the fucking crazy batshit stuff she's been doing. I opened the door to her sexiness last night in the house. Yeah, she walked down the hall in lingerie from her room to ours. Potentially a dozen people. could have opened. Yeah. Actually, even just riding an elevator, the door could have opened itself.

So notably absent are the monogamous marriage bloggers from Canada who were such a big part of this weekend, but unfortunately they had to go get cultured. They couldn't hang because they're going to get cultured. Unlike us. We don't do that. We just sit around eating M and M's in front of microphones. Making cock motions with my hands. D, backhand, stroking it on the couch. Again? So, yeah. So we're going to talk about the New York City event last night. We did Podcast-a-palooza, the first one. Maybe there's more. I hope. Hopefully. And our favorite is... Regular thing?

Yeah, but at a different city each year. Tokyo next? We'll take it on Tokyo. Can we do it somewhere that's not? 19 hours flight, maybe next time. What was Tokyo? This guy? Just Jay sitting there. It's Jay Belouza. I'd go. I have a thing for Asians. I feel like our Asian fans are in untapped market. Just an FYI, I mean, we live in Asia. Come on down. This is what I'm talking about. Everybody's like, we'll visit. Yeah, fuck you guys. Nobody's visited yet. No one's visiting. Liars. So what does the first visitor get? Oh. What do you want? I don't know. Oh yeah, all...

sees like all doors are open. Front door, back door, mouth door, where door and any door? Double anal as some foreplay. Oooh, that sounds... I'm not gonna be there then. That's pro level, man. That actually just sounds painful. Yeah, DVAP. Nice. We did discuss the logistics of that last night. Yeah. Oh, well actually that's quite a good story. Yeah. Being the recipient, which was odd because they don't have the V anyone out there who has performed, performed and managed to logistically organize the DVAP. We'd be really interested in hearing how you do that. Yeah.

Photographic evidence and video and measurements of the penis lengths as well. Cause we figured the only way it's going to happen is with 12 inch cocks. Yes. Yeah. just to get the just to get the bed and with circumference of like only yeah like a half inch inch so it's more like a drinking straw like a sharpie three guys with a really huge amount of length and no girth taking applications send them to swinging down under so i can forward them to eve well Today we want to talk about the event and just our favorite thing.

Each one of us kind of contributing what we really enjoyed about it, I think. And then individually we'll probably approach this on our own podcasts, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. So we did a, we did New York city. We did a podcast of loser eight hosts, 32 guests in a loft apartment in Manhattan. Sexy loft. Flatiron is actually a real city if anyone wants to Google it. Cause when I first I was like, Flatiron? This is a Monopoly board. So Flatiron is actually a location. It's actually like the location. It's a suburb. Yeah. Really? Yeah. True story. Wow. Educated. I'm out. Did not know that.

It's not just a building. It's not just that. I really thought it was just a building. I did too. Oh my gosh. We're so uncultured. We are. Eve, you're up first. America. Oh, okay. Fuck yeah. So... Zip it. Sorry. He's the only one that gets reprimanded. So I want to get reprimanded. I need a really sturdy reprimanding. See, he was flogging me last night with a flogger. Whoa, that's our podcast. Hold up. I'm pretty sure your wife was actually flogging your penis last night. Again, save it. Save it now. Cracker. He was doing the protection of the nutsack.

I take God as well because that was a pretty sturdy hit. You taught me how to hit and I got really good. If there's anyone that knows cock smacking, it's deep. I can smack a cock. What's nobody's business? It's all in the elbow. Normally on C's forehead while she's sleeping. So Eve, what was your favorite? I think I'm having it right now. Right. So we got to the loft apartment about an hour early and we needed to go get our nibbles and our drinks. Right. And so the four of us ladies went to pick up this, the beverages and then the nibbles. Right.

So we went to a liquor store and I don't know, it was just funny because like the four of us kind of descended on these places, like the liquor store and the there was two employees in there and we're just kind of walking through all of the aisles going, okay, what would be good? What would be good? And the attendant there was like, we'll be here. We're open till like she was telling us how long she's open. So like, if you guys forget something, just come right back. So that was funny. And we picked out some, some alcohol to bring back. And then we're like, we don't have any mixers.

We have to go get some mixers and some nipples. Right. So there was a drug store type of place to convenience store a few hours down. And just the fact that we're all just kind of walking through this place and, you know, dressed in our meet and greet attire at like 2.30 in the afternoon. Yeah. You know, which is kind of funny. And we were getting the things and we had, I don't know, like two baskets of all the stuff. And carrying liquor. And carrying liquor. So just a short interlude here. Do all the men in the room remember what we were doing at this point? No.

We had retired to the brandy room. Quite literally sitting there in the brandy room thinking, "All we need is cigars and brandy. I wish our bitches would get back up the brandy." It's hard to get good help. Were you slow stroking it? He was, actually. All of them. Yeah. We were slow stroking each other. It was a circle. Yeah, a circular slow stroke. Like a chain, right? Chain stroking? It's like chain smoking. It is. The only difference is somebody's going to lose an eye. It's messier. You can't get through it.

So the punchline of this whole story was we were kind of getting ready to check out, and there were some guys behind us, probably like, I don't know, probably in their 50s or so. There were like about three of them. And we are, I feel so uncultured in New York City. There's diversity and lots of accents. And so I do not know what accent it was. but I could tell that English was not their first language. And they were just watching us, like, kind of awestruck a little bit. And they're like, can we come to party? Can we come to party? And we were like, no.

And we just kind of, like, laughed and tried not to make eye contact and just sort of, like, get through our stuff and leave. But, yeah, so it's like, okay, well, it's going to be a good night because we're going to have, you know, we're attracting attention from whoever in the grocery store. It's going to be a good event. You were dressed. to the nines. You looked fantastic. I'm actually going to say to the 11s. Yeah, there were definitely 11s involved in that. They were all above 10s. 11 was later. We'll talk about that later. The more clothing that came with this. Oh, the higher her.

Oh, yeah. Well, Eve, you could see your nipples through your shirt. You could. And see your tits were, I would say, 75.

out wow they're 100 out sometimes at the after event i have to say what what was going on there i mean this is the first this is the first time that everyone needs to know this first time she's ever got her tits out at an event ever wow at one of our events but i've done it at dinner with um the belays in sydney and it's very lovely very expensive restaurant at a five-star restaurant yeah but that's different i mean it's a five-star restaurant everyone gets their tits out at a five-star restaurant So like if somebody gets one tip or you're like, Oh, I like them kind of, but what if you get like, I got both tips.

So that's like, that's what that means. Yeah. This really works for podcasting. Everybody's doing it. It's a great visual for everyone out there wanting to see a love heart. Lean into the image. It's really, that's what I love about podcasting. Because I have a face built for podcasting. It's all great. We've all got heads like drop pies. It's okay. Ooh, pies. Yummy. Someone hasn't had breakfast. Hungover, so you want pie. You've already had two slices of fucking pizza. I have half a slice of pizza. Speaking of pie, thank you to Red Hot Pie for supplying our alcohol for the event.

Yeah, you can't host anything to do with swingers without at least having some alcohol and nipples so yes yes red hot fire generous enough to uh to fund that for us which was hilarious because we thought we were like flush and then we decided to really stock up in the liquor store and spend the entire budget yes we did in the liquor store and there may be uh just a scooch left over oh there we go and because they're all flying we're forced to take it all home we have to do all that yeah there's only about eight liters of liquor to take care of what to do with it. I think so.

Just thinking an ass bong or something like that just to get things interesting, right? Ass bong. Ass bong. Yeah, like what was it that somebody just did recently? One of your new... Cockblockers, the movie. No, no, but actually one of your new heads of state or whatever it is that dude, you know, used to put beer in his ass. I'm talking about politics on our podcast. which is really not the way to go. Moving on. I think most people tune into sex podcasts for the politics. All right. So what was your favorite moment?

I have so many favorite moments, but I think I was, I was super nervous about presenting, having our turn to present to people because I'm not, I'm very shy, but I think it went really well and I loved all the people's questions and feedback. And so I think that was one of my favorite parts. And then my next favorite part was, I have three actually every time she comes up with more after party but still it's like part of that whole you have a favorite event from each local I was wearing this slip. Yes, I still wear slips because I'm old and ancient and I'm old and ancient. It's a double.

She was like, you have three minutes to take that slip off in the bathroom and bring it back to me and I'm stuffing it down my pants. I was like, wow. I hesitated for a second and then I looked at her face and I was like, she's fucking serious. So I ran to the bathroom, took my ancient slip off, and she stuffed that bitch in her pants. It is New York City. And she looked like she had, like... All right, what was your third most favorite moment before you took your shirt off? That was my third moment. You said two. The presenting in front of people.

And then seeing, sees, tits, both of them, clashed at me. And then disrobing myself. disrobing yourself. New York CT from now on in, I'm going to get a, I think I need a poster made of that with that photo that we all know. It's going to have New York CT written at the bottom of it. I'm going to get that frame that can be in the corner of my house and all my parents are coming very soon to visit us. So that's good art. That's, you should hang that in your bedroom.

So this photo we're describing is C walking down the hallway and D was, lingering behind appreciating the view as she she is running her stuff down the hall yes and I like to call it my drunken swagger yeah but it's actually what it actually is is just see falling over catching yourself it just looks it looks like a model walking it's perfect well I guess to continue with the ladies oh yeah so oh no sorry the other lady It's pretty hard to pick a highlight, to be honest. I mean, obviously, being here is fantastic. Seeing you guys again, fantastic. We haven't seen you, well, for a year, right?

And then, yeah, so that's kind of cool. But I think just actually seeing a group of people come together in New York City is my favorite bit. The fact that we had people there and everybody was fantastic.

at the event everybody was super lovely and I just like that to me just the essence of having so many like-minded people in the room was awesome so that's my highlight and then actually I have to also say a big thank you to one of our friends that came along she actually arranged a pre and post event meetup she did that all on her own so the fact that she arranged a bar for a stall to go to after was super fun yeah and she dedicated a space for us and we got to hang out and have some drinks and have some coffee and it was great.

And also when I put Jay slip in my pants and then forced, sorry, Kay slip in my pants and then forced Jay to put it in his pants as well. So. Oh, you did. I haven't had a bulge that big in my pants in, uh, maybe ever. Had a bulge that big a cat couldn't scratch it. Oh my gosh. Yeah. But that's, that's my takeaway. That's awesome. Yay. Yay. Okay. Now it's time for the boys, I suppose. Oh yeah. Adam. Oh, me? Okay. Well, we didn't say we were going alphabetical. Oh, lucky me. I would probably say kind of the best moments were in the bar after party.

The groups of old people that were in the bar area on the opposite side of the bar that seemed incapable of conversing with each other because they were staring at our group the entire time they were there. I think you may have singled out. I think you may have singled out the old people there and it wasn't just the old people. It was actually quite a lot of people in the bar. It actually was. I don't know if Saturday night is typically a quiet night at that bar and we were just particularly rowdy and loud.

I think it might have been the girls kissing other girls that kind of freak people out a little bit. Didn't that even happen that way? And of course, I wasn't seeing a lot of abnormal interactions. That's because by the sound of things, you're all looking at C's tits. Yeah, they all have a little bit of a tits. They come out in public so rarely. We had to. It's like, oh, I spotted a unicorn. It's like a beacon. You cannot. I know. Every time they get out, all you hear is angels descended from above. And yeah, that was probably one of the better moments.

And oh, all the ladies kind of fawning over the single guy bartender is hilarious. Somebody has to talk about that. That was my fourth time. Flaming drinks.

and uh so do you want me to talk about it i mean i was uh i can mrs monogamish and c and i think all the ladies there were pretty much sliding off their chairs every time this guy had light alcohol on fire on the bar i don't know why you just didn't get these numbers or just didn't fight him along i'm pretty sure he was pretty sure he had your requisite eight-pack ass well let's not only that i'm pretty sure he had an erection that like that was knocking the underside of the bar every time he poured a drink with the four ladies on the other side of it like splooshing his general direction and because we had tags on he kept like referring to us by our names too so like that was key he knew what he was doing and he did discuss the fact that he was like i'm single and i don't mind being a slut and yet you didn't invite him along i mean what the fuck it's funny because when we there was a i don't know we want to call it a like a podcaster orgy after but at first it was just c and d and k and i and she shows up in lingerie and we were talking and somebody mentioned the bartender and how the girls were really into him and D starts pulling the piss with them and saying, Oh my God, I'll call them right now.

They were like, you could just hear the wetness erupting. It was like a dripping tap. No, no, you won't call him. Go on. Yeah, but he was full of shit. No number, which is actually pretty standard for me. That's kind of the default. Yeah. That's how I roll. So finish your thought or we just totally. Well, mine's going to be a little bit more deep and emotional. Oh, So my favourite bit of this is that in all honesty, when this event was, and yesterday and the day before, I was not actually particularly interested in coming to this event. I'm surprised.

After a 19-hour flight being crammed, someone at your height being crammed into like that tiny, tiny space, that you were not super stoked. I did sleep for 16 hours on the 18-hour flight though, so I was pretty happy with that bit because I woke up, she woke me up an hour before landings like, you know, we're landing in an hour. I'm like, why the fuck are you waking me? I'm still like an hour asleep to go. I'm happy to do like from wheels up to touchdown would have been awesome. That's some sort of record, right? Yeah, but take it anymore. She's like, how can you sleep?

Yeah, she's like, actually, it was more of a fuck you. I think this is waking me up like you fucking ass. Toronto. It's dark. You can't see it. But fuck you. He was sleeping the whole time. Admittedly, there was a guy that was like full snoring for about five hours and I wanted to choke him out. He had his head tilted back and his mouth wide open. I'm like, if I just drop like a napkin or something. Start dropping M&Ms in his mouth. So do you got to miss out on all the really irritating parts of the flight because he slept? Oh yeah.

I mean, apparently we've got turbulence and all I remember is somebody rocking me to sleep. I was actually imagining that the plane went down and that you all had to like try and then manage to like go and tell everybody and like yeah oh yeah it was for like a hour and a half I was actually thinking how are you guys gonna take this not the whole but I would have done it the living must go on So my favorite bit was the fact that I didn't want to come at all. I mean, I wasn't, and even on the way out just before the event, saying to see, you know, I'm just, I'm not feeling this.

But my favorite bit, again, is coming to a group of people, you know, because we're a little bit lacking in Singapore, and coming to a group of people and having, again, that spiritual revitalization, I suppose. I told you it was going to be fucking emotional. Don't look at me across. the table like that, that it's spiritual revitalization to actually, to now again, be happy about being in the lifestyle because it was, you know, it is, it is tough in Singapore sometimes.

So it's nice to have a group of people around us who are interested in this and interested in us and being smart, sexy and willing to put out is just a bonus to that, I suppose.

So, um, yeah, with that really somber note, I'm hoping that Jay can do something interesting and exciting I may be overreaching see see has to say cock first to bring it back maybe she should get her tits out again I mean oh yeah we should we should I know that's the problem see there yeah I need to keep her awake more often that's what I've decided well when we did wake up this morning I was like fuck we probably should should actually text everybody and like actually get out of bed because otherwise we'll just continue laying there yeah i did actually say that to you after you came back with a leftover pizza slice from the night before actually no let me i've got a favorite favorite part number two as well so favorite part number two is see after getting laid numerous times last night on the way back she's like i'm so hungry i need a chili a philly cheesesteak in my mouth hole So me being the awesome, amazing, sexually adventurous and hugely hung man that I am.

I went out to hunt and gather, you know, and came back in within 15 minutes. Within 15 minutes with pizza, um, two Philly cheesesteaks and a pretzel, just in case she was confused about what she wanted. And just an FYI. Two odd prices. No, the pizza was cheap. The 18-inch pizza was cheaper than all the other stuff. Wow. Anyway, so I come back with that, and I literally spend the next 10 minutes on the bed trying to get C to wake up.

She's looking at me and going, like, babe, wake up, I'm brought you food here so uh is that called cum drunk i guess so yeah so um and this morning she wakes up and she said i'm still i'm so hungry i'm like i got your pizza last night and she's like no you didn't you don't even remember me waking you up i woke up i i told d's like don't go to sleep like if you go to sleep i'm gonna murder you and i was like babe totally not gonna sleep obviously That happened. So at five, when I woke up, I was like, I woke up and went, fuck, I fell asleep, didn't I? And he was like, yeah.

Now, before they left the room, she was talking about all this. Yes. And I really want a steak and cheese. And he's like, I'll go get you a fucking steak and cheese, but you're not, you're not going to be awake to get it. And she's like, I don't care. I just want to have that. I want to wake up with steak and cheese on my tits. Just remembering that I hated. Just like steak. drizzling down. Steak tips. I told you, I'm loose in USA. That's what we call a Philly Bukkake. Philly Bukkake. It's better than the grilled cheese. Oh my god. It is. The Philly Bukkake.

Well, we've come up with a few different things today. Philly Bukkake. Wow. That's good. That's what this podcast should be named. Yeah. Actually, some of the fans that came were from Philly, so... Yeah. Oh, yeah....expand on that. Shout out. What? You want to invite them now for a Philly bukkake? Is that what you're saying? I feel like if you're going to do it, you need to have the original. I'll let you go. I'll let you go. Thankfully, nobody's from that state where it's curd. Curd. Oh, God. Curd, bukkake. That doesn't sound great, does it? Oh, shit. Curds on my tits.

I mean, wants lumpy, lumpy gum tits. Oh my God. Oh my God. Jay, bring it back. My favorite line of Jay to bring it back. This ain't going to go well. Full circle. All right. It's really hard to narrow down a favorite moment. There was, I guess I would have to divide it into like a sexy favorite moment and a clothes on favorite. Yeah, go on, do that.

I think my favorite clothes on favorite moment was like like Kay it was the speech that we gave not a speech what would you call it it was a presentation we gave at the event discussion topic yes sorry just to bust this up for a second we just got a flirt from Carrie 666 on red hot part just just So I think my favorite moment like Kay was when we gave the presentation and afterwards in the after party, a lot of people were coming up to us and just really complimenting us on not only the talk, but the topic and saying how much it drew their own thoughts out and how much they were really interested in exploring their own, I guess, fantasies and having that audience that they could talk to and people that they could share with.

And it was really comforting to, just talk to all those people and make out with them. So there's the second one. No, there were a number of attractive ladies that happened to, uh, express interest in me. So that's for some reason. Yeah. We're actually just as confused as you. But, uh, it was a good night to be me. Uh, And I was just digging it. I'm not going to lie. I really enjoyed that. It's nice to be wanted. Yeah. Actually, and just coming back to my sort of flicking back to me now. I feel like there's not been enough about me.

But that's part of the reason that the change here is, again, it's nice to be wanted. Yeah. Again, one of the things we struggle with in Singapore is that we feel like we're putting in a of effort with some people, with some of the people who then just give nothing in return. So, yeah, sorry to take over, but I understand what you mean. It's nice to be wanted. Yeah, it felt good. Yeah. And usually, I mean, Kay gets all the attention, right, on Twitter, and I get it. Can't imagine why. Yeah. So every now and then. He says as he objectifyingly looks her up and down.

Yes, it's only objectification when she doesn't enjoy it. True. And I think the sexiest moment, which we'll talk about more on our podcast, was really just everybody coming back to the room at the end of the night. And it was just natural and fun. And, you know, we've known you guys for a while. And there was a two-year buildup of flirtation. Yeah. That was nice to kind of, I guess, release that. But Kate. It would have been nicer not to release it in my general direction. In my eye. Literally in my eye. But C is a sex goddess.

And what I mean is she just takes control of the situation and is really vocal about, Hey, let's try this. Let's do this. I have this toy and everything was thinking might be referring to New York city.

New York city is set you up for some serious backup when you know if they ever visited since singapore some years time we come back i would say in the three years that we've been in the lifestyle that was probably the one night where we've tried the most new things in a single play session so and that's all credit to you that was really awesome and you you knew oh i was there yeah And you can give me that title. I did come in. Okay, I'll take it. Yeah. And I did officially, I want to say on record, I did officially give C a stroke for OJ. So. That is really shitty. I love you, man.

This one's for OJ. You did actually say that and we Have that same... Oh no! So tell us, Jay, tell the listeners how that amazing sex session, which you guys are going to talk about on your podcast. That's what we do. Let's just show you how that wasn't enough women for you last night. Oh, yeah, good. It's not that it wasn't enough women, all right? Because I had the weekend of my life. I'm not even kidding. We'll talk, but... you know, children, marriage, fuck that shit. Yeah. Let's just think. Yeah. That stuff's all great too.

It's not that it wasn't enough, but there was a late night email that came through from a listener who was very sexily clad and and lingerie and she's like, Hey, we were flirting at the bar and she, maybe we were setting up a future encounter. Please never flirt with me. Your tongue is down my throat and that's flirting. That is some high class flirting you've got there. Yeah. So I, I just mentioned to Kay that, well, maybe we should have some breakfast sex or we, It was all for you. Well, so that's something that hopefully we can fix in the future.

I think we have to have that like four way, just sit down and chat and have a conversation about, you know, where we would all want this to go. So instead of the one on one. Anyway, that's a different topic. So I think another memory we can all agree on or positive thing from the whole weekend we can all agree on is how fucking fantastic Z is with setting up this whole thing. Oh my gosh. from the other side of the world for God's sake. So we are deeply indebted to you for everything you did. And also embarrassed because we live in this country and we're still the next set of people.

We're all fucking freeloaders. Like I say, I'm just a talent. I just come to the party as a talent. She does do an amazing job and she does it in all locations. So, and just, for the love of it. She's a weirdo like that. What about any regrets or things you would want to change? If I could go back, I really want to take photos. Yeah, group photos. More photos. Why is it we have more photos of the after-after party than we do of the party or the after-party? Because Jay was there. Oh, because Jay's a fucking pervert.

I'm sure they're up on some fucking website by now, like XXX Brazzers as I think overall the event was a success. One thing that I was really disappointed in, if we're talking about, you know, after action review would be you guys didn't get a chance to speak.

So we, it was slotted so that each couple would have 30 minutes to do their presentation and then we didn't really account for getting drink time in between and herding people back in that was my bad how difficult it is to get a bunch of swingers to shut up one person talk at a time we didn't allow like yeah fluff in the schedule to fluff yeah yeah the headliner of the event the person that organizes the whole thing then doesn't get to give her presentation at the end so we're going to fix that though so for those of you who who did attend, you will get your own private little, uh, little podcast that we'll put together as a thank you for attending.

And also, you know, so you can all get to listen to see his glorious voice. I'll try and sit back and be quiet, but I'm pretty sure that's not going to happen. For anyone who's ever listened to our podcast, that will never happen. Yeah. It's actually a little bit husky this morning. I've, uh, you know, New York city has really made C loose and also has affected the voice. New York City. Yeah, that was slightly disappointing, but we will be recording and rectifying that situation. Yeah. So for all of you who didn't attend, suck it. It was awesome. You can still hear it for $19.99.

Patreon.com swinging down under. Jaysphone.com. It'll be on live pay-per-view. Sunday's. We're $15.99. You can get C's ass. Wow. That's pretty cheap. There's going to be a lot of fun. So this morning, I just want to recap. So this morning, I've been like post-sex, post-sex rejected by, by Jade for wanting more. It's not a rejection if somebody wants more sex. It's like, it doesn't minimize the sex that I had, it just, Oh man, you got that. It's like fishing in a bar. It just highlights my capabilities. All I think I told you that at the after party.

I mean, you're so Eve is a really tall woman and wearing heels. It just looks like a goddess, like walking around and everybody's like looking at you like, wow. That was mentioned later in the evening too. We're back in our room. The J like made my night by saying that. That was really sad. Well, this is a funny story, not really a regret. This place had the after party had candles everywhere, real candles burning with wax. And they would just kind of let the wax drip. And then they just put another candle on top of it. So there were these like mountains of wax candle.

And there was a, was it like a little cart with these like wax now sculptures with candles all over it. And I think it was sometime between, Kay removing her slip and C's amazing tits that I backed into this thing and a few of the candles fell down. I ended up with wax on my pants. That was totally fine. What was hilarious is we got back to our room later and I'm like, "I have wax on my feet." I was finding wax everywhere after we got back, which was kind of a funny I'm sure Adam's like, let me help you get rid of this. Let's get some wax. Let's get more. It wasn't a good kind though.

It was like the lead blisters. No, you didn't, but no, it didn't. No, but yeah. So that was pretty funny. But yeah, no, I mean, honestly, I don't know how many people I'm sure there were a few people that knew each other before they came to this, but for the majority, not having known anyone else who was going to be coming to this thing, I felt like, yeah, the crowd just like meshed So, wow. To the point where it was like so loud, almost you couldn't even like, you know, you're doing that. Oh my gosh. Shout into the person's ear next to you, which I mean, that's just part of it.

That's so much fun. But yeah. Well, the only way we could have heard the cat's back was for me to stand on a chair for some reason, an elevated manly tone will get people back to their seats. I don't understand the difference. Preschool clap did not work at all. That didn't work. No. Apparently for anyone with a fully functioning mind, it's not a thing. We're getting clapped right up. Oh, no, thank you. Thank you. We're still talking. Fuck off.

The best part is every time G got up there, he'd say, "This is getting more dangerous every single time." I'm like fucking sick Scotch again at this point. I'm getting up onto a wobbly three-legged chair. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, I thank myself for my bravery. I'll thank you for later. Yes, fucking please. That's the hero. My favorite part of the people actually giving the presentations is that Mr. and Mrs. Monogamish had brought what they call elevator porn to play on the television. I'm thinking Canadian elevators. So it was this really ultra HD...

soft porn but hd do you mean huge dick is that what you're talking about but that was when you were giving your ultra huge dick yes it was an ultra huge dick on the screen that's when adam and eve were giving their presentation and they're talking about spirituality and religion and there's this giant dick in the background flopping around on a 60 inch tv 59 of which were hot you're like you're looking up and you're trying to like so you can see the audience like looking at them and then looking up and then looking down until the point the girl started spanking his balls with a flogger and then everyone kind of oh everyone's everyone's back out again yeah we're done that was great yeah there was a point there where she put a cable tie around his testicles housekeeping now we're going to interview the housekeeper and her views about uh non-monogamy well thank you everyone for actually coming out so if you guys can came.

Thank you very much. It was lovely to meet everybody. Everybody we met. And if we didn't get a chance to chat, we're sorry. But it's kind of part and parcel. It's hard to, even in a small group like we had, it's hard to chat with everyone. And you always feel like you're flittering around. But please understand. Flitting. Flitting. It's a word. Please understand. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Please understand.

you were on a plane at the time please understand if we didn't manage to chat um yeah that is smoking hot bartender did you see i had a seat at a show in a show yeah okay yeah it was awesome though flying all the way over here and having a great i mean this has kind of set the scene for an amazing holiday for us yes and i've also from now on in i must keep in mind that every time I want see to get really fucking crazy loose I need to deprive her of sleep at least 24 hours and she just gets batshit yeah and it's fantastic she puts on a bat sexiness it's the light that goes up into the sky is just two boobs thank you guys for hosting New York City Dude, this could happen forever.

We go to party? We go to party. We need to hashtag all of these. One tweet, all hashtag. Seriously though, monogamous marriage again, shout out to you guys, thanks for coming down, but when we spoke about doing this and then it all coming together, you guys were just all on board. It's fucking amazing. Thank you. Thank you. We were just told where to be. So I'm getting sick of congratulating everyone. So I'm just going to say, because everyone's like, you know, everyone on the other end of this podcast is like, can you please stop blowing wind up each other's asses and just get on, you know?

So that's what, yeah, we're summing up. We're done. We're out. This is T. This is... Do I have a red light night? Wow. I'm pretty sure T. He doesn't deal well with pressure. At all. He hasn't had enough sex. And this is Jay. And this is Kay. What's your tagline? Have a red light night. This is Adam. And this is Eve. Namaste, sexy-gum. But can we fakely recreate it? Okay, that's real. Wow. All right, what was your hard work, asshole? Well, from now on, I'm going to keep that forever in my own podcast, and whenever I need canned laughter. A laugh. Shit, it's getting hot here.