P74 – Ode To #PodernFamily

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Hi there, my name is C. I'm D, and you're listening to Swinging Down Under. Our journey is a couple through the swinging lifestyle. Are you into open relationships? Or exploring new things in life? This is our podcast. Experiences, both good and bad, reviews and events, and more. Here's Swinging Down Under. Come on. Join us. G'day guys and welcome to Swinging Down Under. This is C. And this is Dee. And today's episode is for International Podcast Day. Happy International Podcast Day, Dee. Happy International Podcast Day. It's not International Podcast Day today. Today's pack for wedding day.

So, you know, just so you people understand, C has totally roped me in here to do a podcast whilst I need a pack to go and get married to her this weekend. Well, starting off on that nice foot, welcome to Ode to Hashtag Pod and Family. Today's episode is all about the podcast that we listen to.

Of course, it is a bit tough to talk about every podcast there's over 100 sex positive podcasts out there and hundreds of thousands of podcasts in general so a bit tough to kind of cover everybody off in the 45 minutes we have but we're going to give it a red hot crack okay are you ready 45 minutes yeah that's what i promised you you oversold this again 45 minutes from setup is what you said all right so what we're going to do today is i'm going to introduce the episode i'm going to play d a bit of a snippet and then we're going to talk about I don't know.

this again 45 minutes from setup is what you said all right so what we're going to do today is i'm going to introduce the episode i'm going to play d a bit of a snippet and then we're going to talk about that particular episode and we're going to try and cover off as many of the podcasts out there as we possibly can in 45 minutes and while this is happening while c's playing this d's going to be drinking a fine french prosecco let me just top myself up here all right so the first cab off the rank is the bedhoppers uk podcast so they're obviously based in the uk and anyone out there who hasn't listened i have a delectable snippet from the episode 23 not their latest you might be overselling it i think i'm not because mrs h actually says pussy at 53 minutes and 36 seconds in.

That's 53 minutes and 36 seconds in. Mrs. H says the word pussy on their podcast, episode 23. Towards the end, though, they have their Just the Tips section, and this is them talking about how to send messages to people on dating sites. In the UK, it's called Fab Swingers. Are you ready? So, just the tip. We thought we'd do something a little bit different this time around, didn't we? Well, you did. It was a great idea. Well, pretty much most of my ideas are great ideas, to be fair. They are. They are the best of ideas. And what's this great idea?

Well, this great idea is quite often we receive messages on FAB and they're not of the finest of quality. That's good.

Right, so what they do is they go away, they give each other three minutes and they come back and compose a message what they would be sending to somebody on a dating site or how they would like to receive a message they each had three minutes to do that and craft a good message so mr h was just a cock shot i'm gonna say that's that's what he's i'm gonna give you three seconds can you tell us a uh you know on the fly a good message that you'd like to receive on social media on a dating website hi my name is beep my name is what my name is chicka chicka slim shady no if you've said that there's no fucking hope at all actually i'm now not actually not wanting to sleep with you after you saying that ah hot tip out there ladies if instead of a headache you can just try to wrap some dodgy m&.

Yes, that will absolutely do it. That will give me two belly buttons, in fact. So I would say, hi, my name is Dee. I've been involved in the swinging scene for a little while and I noticed your profile. I read through it and I saw blah.

It seems that we might be interested in in something similar so i was hoping that we might be able to have a conversation perhaps have a drink or a meal together and then see whether there's fireworks or sparks from there kisses hugs and kisses then wait for the fucking huge response of awesomeness okay or depending on what site you're on it might be can i blow a wad of cum in your ass i lost fist banging your tight tight pussy that's a different website response factor on that one is still better than a cock shot okay still better than a cock shot yep yep now i just need to step back a little bit and just dig into some of the conversation that was happening there because frankly speaking mr h i have the best ideas not you so you know that couple next door now this is j and k these guys are from the united states of America and they're on the East Coast the secondary this is second Jay this is not not the original okay you're the fucking original yeah hands up K so we met these guys in naughty New Orleans in 2016 and have caught up since in you DC I've caught up since yeah and their latest segway touring with these guns yeah exactly and nobody fell off nobody fell off the segway it was delightful well i'm actually really surprised i was fully anticipating you to fly from said segway although i didn't anticipate that last time as well and you managed no actually you didn't you did follow off the segway i had a couple of bloody mary's and some champagne before i got on there i was roses yeah but yes that couple next door and some champagne on the ground i did they are the red light night couple and on their podcast episode 34 they were talking about single male fails and soft swap successes oh okay so once again kay is uh wanting to set up a hot wife a date for herself and she's getting ready ready to head out and then she she gets dumped basically stricken by a cock biscuit stricken by a cockpit here's a snippet out of their podcast one second normally you are not i don't know it's almost like you assume like a submissive identity when you're playing this particular fantasy.

It's like you seem to combine like the hot wife thing with a submissive side. Well, because you are in charge of this. So. Because you could be like at it. That is them talking about the fact that when Kay is out playing, she takes more of a submissive form as opposed to perhaps being more dominant in their home bedroom. I think that's actually pretty. I've listened to some of these podcasts. I don't know that she's hugely dominant in the home bedroom either. All right. What do you think? I think the secondary, Jay, he's definitely wearing the pants in this relationship.

That's my take on mean but we're seeing these guys in new york city don't get me wrong i'm just i'm just saying play your cards right because otherwise k is not going to fuck you so just just be careful on the the next few moments k okay you know you're gonna listen k so um i'm pretty sure that even though jay wears the pants in this relationship k lays them out on the bed for him so he likes to think he's in control you know but i'm pretty sure that k's got this sorted so hats off to you k for pulling the the wool over the secondary j's eyes what do you think about the fact that they're now playing she's she's actually engaging the hot wife scene proper and she's out having dates and playing while he's away working i think it's i think it's it's great i mean if if that's what floats boats then go nuts i mean i think it's a it's a great thing if a couple find something that they're both either into or one you know i mean there's things that i may not necessarily be into that I would be involved in because I know that's something you're really interested in and that's not taking one for the team that's providing compromise for the person you care about taking one for the team is a whole different conversation and let's not go there but uh I think awesome uh yeah get get fucking crazy I listened to the podcast and i heard the craziness that that happened and by the way any fucker who doesn't turn up to shag k fuck them you know what why is it of course i'm fucking joking why is it that i get hate mail for possibly saying i'm gonna like stab people in the jugular and you can get away with setting people on fire and you're fine i'm getting i'm getting recommendations for some psychiatric therapy i mean maybe they think i'm beyond psychiatric yeah you know what you are beyond help that's that's fucking right that is absolutely the case and yet you're marrying me this weekend i am i mean so where does that put you right well thanks that couple next door i really enjoy your stuff uh when you guys release it's always quite entertaining actually what's going on with your lives yeah i agree um and again sorry for the bit of sexiness in there as well sorry for the cocks yeah yeah i mean we've stumbled into a few cocks as well or lack thereof yeah i mean yeah yeah lack thereof is also a problem but i mean worst case scenario so you've always got my super super rigid tapped it on the back of the bus seat now with that delightful delightful image in mind i mean i don't know how we can move on from that image but yeah okay i'm gonna let you i'm gonna say their name and then'm going to let you give me your impression of these guys, of what they're about.

You ready? We Got a Thing. That's our third podcast today. We Got a Thing. Who are these guys? I don't think I've ever listened to their podcast. Yeah, some people that are in, I think they're in America, I'm not 100% sure. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean, they go all right or what's the crack? They they go all right they go all right uh we got a thing um what can i say two very sexy people uh i i love i love hearing the the dulcet tones of both of them actually uh sexiest voice on itunes and the sexiest penis on itunes as i understand it. He knows how to fuck, I believe, was the terminology.

I believe he does know how to fuck as well, just to provide a call back there to Kay. Well, so episode, I believe it's 54 of their podcast recently, they actually titled it Drama in the Lifestyle, but I've got a precursor to this title with the fact that this is a follow-on session catching up with Catherine, the psychologist or counselor, that is also a lifestyler, but then it happens to also just coach couples either in person or via Skype. And so they did a session with her a little while ago. They brought her back for another session.

And when they mean drama and the lifestyle, they're not talking about generally like, you know, fighting against other couples or, you know, all the rest of this like perception of drama.

It's about like not twitter yeah well yeah basically so i'm going to play you a tiny snippet this was a long podcast but just a little snippet out of this and then we can talk about it you ready yeah um one time we were accused of drama because we took a moment away to it was a pretty heated discussion but we took a moment away because we didn't want to do it in front of this other couple I knew that it was about us I mean did some of the pieces and parts we were talking about involve them sure but I knew it wasn't about them I knew it was us so we had been out we came back to their house and we said I said we just need a minute we'll leave out at the bonfire later and just right so that's with katherine and she's talking about a story where again like she mentioned you know it's not necessarily uh like a big blow-up drama but it's it's drama in your own internalization or drama with your own relationship in terms of like we need to go and have a conversation and sometimes people can negatively pin that as drama so you realize that the two people who actually own that podcast you managed to not capture any of their voice for this particular segment yeah is that because you don't want to you know increase our uh our downloads by like a billion percent because if people hear that they're on here and they're voiced and that's it well no it would shut us down because see they'd they'd go and follow the sexiest voice you see so it was very strategic on my part good point i see where you're at okay yeah but so that perception i guess what katherine's talking about there is that you know sometimes if you do take a moment a second to have a discussion of yourselves or you're trying to like figure out your what you want to do in your play style could that be perceived as drama in by other couples yeah i think of course it can be i mean uh you you if you step away from any sort of any event i mean i'm not even talking a lifestyle event if you're at a barbecue with friends and you decide that you need to step away and have a conversation then people immediately assume because you know drama fuels fucking life for most people they're like wow i mean they're obviously going away to what you know we could be sneaking off around the corner to fuck like rabbits but they're assuming we're going around the corner for you to punch me in the balls and talk about how i'm the worst husband in the world soon to be husband in the world um yeah that's that's i think that's a actual a given it's just so unlike people to walk away and have a communication session and actually talk about shit instead what normally happens is they stand there looking at each other angrily and dropping little hateful things at each other from across the room i'll bottle it up.

Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, because you can never tell when somebody's bottled something up, not ever. Not ever. I mean, are you okay? I'm fine. Nobody's ever heard that. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, because how are you? I'm fine. Thanks for asking. So, yeah, I think that can happen, right?

I mean, i mean it can happen i understand that people can project their drama onto you and i mean people love a good they love a good storytelling right so they're going to see that and they're going to be like oh cnd you know had a moment there walking back in flipping the bird to everyone in the room certainly not a bad way to go meanwhile we may be actually pulling ourselves away to talk about like holy shit did you bring the condoms have we got the lube like somebody's fucking dropped the ball we've left a swingers bag in the taxi this sort of stuff nobody's nobody's gonna do that no one's ever gonna no i don't think i'll ever leave the swingers bag in the taxi i may imagine the fucking yeah i'm probably inclined to do that imagine the cabbie opens that fucking thing sweet as maybe like there's 42 cond in here.

How many people were they planning on fucking tonight? You found a condom next to expiry the other day. I did. I found a condom one month toward expiry, one month away from expiry, which is actually fucking frightening because condoms last like two years. Yeah, I think that was actually in like a gift. I know exactly where that condom came from. It was like a gift bag or something, right? Nope.

condom is actually from uh from the gay pride gay mardi gras in sydney two years ago wow yeah it's not our brand it's not my brand hence why it's just sat that's why it's just fucking sat there and good for you for taking inventory and honey no i always check you got to check your doms all right and police your brass okay are you ready for the next one by the way before before we go on you guys fucking rock yeah thanks we got a thing uh you were actually one of the first podcasters we started listening to and really helped us kind of shape our lifestyle yeah and you actually spoke to us at you know various events which i thought was fucking awesome yeah you're a fangirl i'm like a b like a motherfucker all right okay podcast number four yes swinger diaries now page and pen originally started their podcast as a bit of a swinging 101 right that was like what they called their first first uh season of podcasting they're very clever they've got seasons now motherfuckers right very clever fucking show-offs there's a reason that he's he's so successful and she is so amazing they're just great people but a little while ago they changed their setup of their podcast they changed it to be three questions each episode either questions that they had or questions that people had out there and they put it out there to people to respond to and then talk about them on the podcast episode number 65 is titled now you're more any of these episodes 69 because i mean not yet fuck no sozzy okay okay now you're more experienced do you prefer to play on one battle two now they always like to combine their titles for anyone out there listening they try to combine the three questions into one title yeah some of their titles are fucking huge yeah you're like the longest title ever yeah so I'm gonna play a bit of a snippet here they're the ones you have to wait when you're watching watching it the title scroll on iTunes it's like 15 minutes just to watch the title scroll scrolling yeah yeah they love a long title they do they love a long time well they try to combine the yeah no i don't have a problem with it i'm just saying they love a long title okay are you ready yeah two is the how selective you are but what do our listeners say we did get some really good answers um one listener wrote in and said i think that we have become more and less selective we've gotten less selective with regard to looks but more selective with regarding personality.

That's true. Yeah. I think that probably reflects us a little bit too. We're open-minded, more open-minded with the spectrum of people that are attractive to us, but probably more selective about whether that connection is really going to work. One listener wrote in and said, I find I am definitely more selective now.

After 10 plus plus years i find i don't need to have sex with every woman i meet when you are new in the lifestyle you feel you can't miss a chance to play so what they're talking about there is one of the questions which is as you get further into your lifestyle journey do you become more selective or less selective what do you reckon depends on my mood okay tell me more well if we're headed out and i'm feeling good and looking for you know a bit of fun and i've had we've had a good a good start to the prequel to the event then i'm probably more likely to be less selective if we've had a tough start to the event like we're running late which you know for anyone who has listened to any of our podcasts drives me intently insane and uh you know c's actually pretty good at running late i was about to say i actually haven't run late for i know it's been a long time don't hey i'm respect respect babe all right respect i mean you haven't run late but that's because you've started like two hours before we need to be there yes very strategically yeah well that's a good thing i mean you know you're learning from from that so if it's been a bad start where i'm not feeling the vibe to kick off then um you know it's kind of like at this point i'd just rather fucking stay home so like step up what you got i mean oh you oh oh one of your toenails is chipped your toenail polish is chipped well fuck off no i don't say that at all not ever but i'm just i'm just saying it when you're when you're feeling happy and go lucky then i think you're open to certainly people who are less attractive and by that i mean they may not be your perfect set in either body shape or intellect or mind shape whereas when you're feeling shit i mean you're just wanting people they they've got to really blow your pants off i see what you're saying okay so what about the difference between when we first started our lifestyle journey to now like back when we were like the couple has to be in this age range or we prefer couples that have been together for this long yada i don't think we're i don't think we're any less picky now in terms of what we're looking for i think we've just learned along the way that what we thought we were looking for is not actually what we were looking for okay so i mean but that's not really a surprise right i mean when i was a single guy i still had things along the way that i'm like you know i'm really interested in this chick and then she talks and and i'm not like what she says is just not what i'm interested in and i and i realized well actually that's a real big turnoff for me so i'm not going to look for for girls that have that particular trait you know there's for me if looking at females it It doesn't matter, tall thin blue eyes blonde hair brown hair red hair brown eyes it doesn't matter a lot of that doesn't matter it's how that package is put together and how the intellectual package is put together that really makes me interested and and that's still down to whether i'm interested or not if i'm not feeling interested then you've got to be really interesting for me to find you interested and i don't i think as a couple we're probably the same if we've not started well going to an event then we're going to find it less fun yeah i think if we're not in our if we're not you know jiving if we're not like in our funk where well i mean shit we did a year of of me not working basically here in singapore i don't imagine that we could get less engaged with each other than what we were at that particular point because i was a nightmare to live with i was a basket case so podcast number Number five our naughty escapades this is ben and jen again these guys are from the states they are coming to desire actually this first time we'll meet them in person and they did an episode 18 trouble finding couples what they're talking about here is the fact that in their local area there's not a lot of uh clubs they've got to drive a bit of a distance to get to the location i i know when i was listening to this and they're like oh we have to drive this long to get to a club i was like fuck you guys it's eight hour flight but whatever i mean no judgment and oh i'm slightly judging i'm judging and then they were talking about being on websites and and ben was doing a lot of the he does a lot of the messaging for couples no way and he said the man does he does that's weird and well it's kind of a bit of a difference you manage field i manage sdc and rhp and everything else well that's only because i gave up on all of those yeah and i gave up on field because it all got too hard so so ben recently was out there and they've taken some new photos they've updated their profile and he's sending let's say 30 messages to people and he got like one reply so he was feeling pretty shit and so they're having trouble finding couples at clubs they're having trouble finding couples in their local website um after he'd gone to you know a decent amount of effort right pretty shit yeah okay here's a snippet from their podcast because we we were trying something new.

Oh, that's true. So your ratio wasn't a one-off, hey, they're kind of interesting. I'm going to say, you went actually looking for what we were looking for. Right. That's true.

So based on numbers, you're like, holy fuck, I emailed like 50 people people i know that's an exaggeration and i didn't get anything back so it's got to be so there you go so he was thinking it had to be something they were doing wrong or he was doing wrong maybe not sending the right message maybe they're not attractive enough young enough successful enough or whatever the reasons i mean we've all been there right no never been there can you explain it to me don't be a jackass we have all been there unfortunately where we think we're putting in and being nice and being polite and uh i think i think the single men out there can probably vouch to this a lot better than the couples because unfortunately for a lot of single men the very first thing they see on a profile is no single man so immediately they've reduced their their bandwidth of people that they could actually even engage with even though a lot of couples are interested in single men but at their own terms so yeah i i feel for those guys it's shit it is shit and they went to they actually went to the effort of updating their profile and everything too like you can kind of understand if you if people are just seeing the same photos up maybe they've stumbled upon your profile before and and you know they've kind of thought okay we've seen those guys but we haven't updated our profile in like two years i updated it about three months ago did you yeah finally actually probably all three of them i updated about a month ago three months ago keep at it guys don't give up you'll find your uh crew eventually i mean believe us believe us leave the fuck out of us it takes time if you take away one thing from this podcast is that just keep on keeping on yep it is you've got to be resilient water from this podcast is that just keep them on keep it on yep it is uh you've you've got to be resilient uh water ducky backy you know um that's the visual medical term yeah yeah of course yep all right jay taught me that uh okay next up is a podcast called getting into the swinger things but this is with steak and tequila.

These guys, okay, first of all... I like my tequila pulled over my steak. Well, no. So they actually, so he's a DJ, and she's very much into, you know, tequila and dancing, and he cooks a great steak, and hence why it's Mr. Steak, Mr. Tequila. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's in their podcast one that I've listened to.

It is, but then they, then they actually one of their episodes they talk about how they cook the steak and kind of like lay the foundation and i remember listening to that episode fucking salivating i'm so hungry hang on were you thinking about the the uh you know we got a thing crew who happened to cook a steak every time they fuck someone well i was just like yeah for me like steak is starting to really symbolize sex i don't know why really i mean is it the sizzle you think it's maybe the sizzle i don't know but this i mean because the 12 hour smoke home-built smoker um brisket that i made didn't seem to get the same sort of applause as a like a good steak i mean it took you like 12 hours and it was all Good for you.

It took me an hour and a half to make the fucking, the smoker to start with. So this is not their latest episode. I'm mentioning episode 18 for a very specific reason. This episode is called Gang Bang Dick Juggling. Okay. If you want a catchy title, that's the fucking one. But in this episode. That's clickbait right there.

In this episode, they they talk about i'd be clicking on that set well you would setting up a gangbang so basically mr steak wanted to set up a gangbang for mr keeler he kicked her out of their dating website so she couldn't see what was going on and he tried to set up a couple of guys in a hotel room for her uh oh man that sounds hard lingerie oh my god that sounds hard yeah well this is what it's oh my god i've i've no i mean you guys are so hard to get older so the the great thing about this episode is he's talking about how to actually do it so what he had done the steps involved so steps i mean can you uh can you get him to send us across the stepwise process well i figure he should do at least at least some sort of like Vizio slash Gantt chart.

Especially given, you know, we've decided for your birthday that you should be involved in a gangbang. Absolutely. So I think he started out with 10 guys. Which is in January, by the way, if anyone wants to come to Singapore, be involved in a gangbang. That he had down, like he had 10 guys that he had set aside, right? 10 guys.

10 guys that he'd set aside from the hundreds of whatever where the fuck do they all fit well then but then he they dwindled away you see yeah so they ended up with he's a thinker two other guys and then him staky you are a thinker they are so i'm thinking project manager or it or. DJ music industry. IT. It probably should set up some sort of like gangbang enterprise, I'm thinking. Yeah, gangbang.com. Gangbang. I'm pretty sure that actually would exist by now. I wonder whether it does. Yeah, it probably does. But yeah, that is a great episode. Gangbang.xxx.

I mean, the XXX extension costs a bit more money, but it's well worth it if you get it. But if you are thinking about setting up a gangbang, and that's why I mentioned this one, it's a great kind of step-by-step of how he did it. So, he kicked her out of the website, let her back in the day before. Dee, would you do the same thing? I would definitely kick you out of the website and then make sure that you didn't have access to it on your phone because you'd be like all picky and picky McPick-Pick, right?

It's interesting that you say that because she hid from him a couple of days into the situation i feel like that she she hadn't removed he changed the password on their on their um computer hadn't logged her out on her phone so it was still sitting in there accessing yeah she gave that that little tidbit away yeah about halfway through the podcast so i would uh definitely make sure that you had no access because frankly if you're looking for guys for that sort of an event you're not looking for um there's there's not a huge amount of personality requirement right you're looking for generally if it's just a one night sort of play fest fuck fest you're looking for a group of guys who you believe your partner will find attractive and um realistically the other important facts in there is probably that they have a penis if that's what your wife's into and can sustain an erection which i'm not sure how you measure that one i mean i'm thinking maybe they have swinger insurance and he gave it to all of the guys before they went into the hotel room.

Oh, good idea. Do you see what I'm talking about? Motherfucker. Steak, you have got this shit sorted. You could actually make money out of organising this type of, yeah, swinger insurance. I mean, did you double dose them? I would have double dosed some of them. I'd look him up and down.

Look him up and down and then go, yeah, I'm double dosing you i'm double dosing you dude and he'd be like why why and i'm like because you just don't look like you can get up on call instantly so i'm going to double dose you on the blue tabs uh so you may if you sustain an erection for more than four hours it's detrimental to your penis so you need to get to a doctor if that's the case have a doctor on call fuck it doctor yeah fuck it why not stick a doctor out actually if we do this right we can invite a doctor right yeah i mean that is some good planning about that ratio though 10 down to 2 10 down to 2 really 3 plus him right like it was it was including him i'm gonna say he's always included um well not always but he's definitely going to be included in this um that 10 to 2 wow that's fucked single dudes you should be embarrassed the amount of fucking work i'm getting up on my fucking soapbox right now i am up on that mother race yourselves podcast listeners fucking work that we have to put in to find a single dude is fucking ludicrous.

And not only that, then after the fact, not even after, you meet them, you chat, you might get naked, have a little bit of play around, not necessarily shag, and the fuckers disappear. I don't get it. It's just crazy. Dudes are fucking crazy. I don't know whether they all think they're fucking superstars or what, but it's just not the case. For fuck's sake, guys, you're making me embarrassed to be part of the fucking male, not species. You know what I'm fucking reaching for. Wow. You good? I don't think I am.

Jeez, you got fucking balls deep in that one jeez ten to two fuck single guys come on what do you like about what do you think about the idea about the whole like come in a suit though that's a good idea good idea right yeah i could actually i can i can hear you i feel like that should be one of the rules i hear you splooshing yeah the idea of it is quite sexy. Hotel room, guys in suits, her own laundry room. What I do from now on in is every time we actually start talking to a single guy, I'm going to send him to the 12 Ways Into Seize Pants podcast. That's like a prerequisite.

And if he doesn't fucking listen to that, and I need his download number so I can check that he's actually fucking downloaded. Yeah, we don't want your STI check, but can you please just make sure that you've listened to the 12 Ways of Getting Into Seize Pants? Well, I mean, fuck. It, get laid you will get laid all right can we move on you want to move on i'm not sure i can you want to let it go let it little bit? I'm not. No. I'm grasping hold of this. Do you want to maybe put the rest of that anger in your pocket and save some for later? Fucking fingernails on the chalkboard. Pain right now.

So thank you, Staken Tequila. So next up, next up we have Nerds Who... We tick the explicit thing every time we upload a podcast. We do tick the explicit. Moving along now to episode 24 of Nerds Who Swing. This is the takeover part two. So they're running through their journey, obviously, in the lifestyle like most of us do, and they're talking about going to different events, and they reach. I so wish I could speak Wookiee right now, but I can't. Well, I just sent them a photo of our Sega and Atari like yesterday. But they talk about going to. Toot listen to a little snippet of this.

For when I i needed them and then i remember that rachel was on the bed yeah and i think you were with ross like making out or already doing it i don't remember i can't remember oh and uh rachel and chandler yep because i think it was sort of the couples that were making out in the hallway yeah fell into bed together the same combinations like kind of yeah me and her with him right you know i'm saying a little bit but then just initially initially but then so i like took a second to get situated and got in the room and then i think so the funny thing about that particular episode is that they're naming all the people that that's so bad is in the room that's so fucking bad they're naming all the people that are in the room as like friends characters yeah i got that oh you did yeah because i grew up in the era of friends whereas you were like still no i just didn't watch it i just didn't watch it why did you not watch it i don't know it's fucking awesome i don't know i also never watched dawson's creek i don't know but i mean yeah i don't get that at all but anyway you should get it going back to still there's a whole lot of people going back to nerds yes margot and miller right they did a little thing recently team margot there we go much better pew Team Margot, Team nerdsy swing right but hotel takeovers they're talking about going to their first one we haven't been to a hotel takeover we don't know you know you're right actually we don't fucking know of course with the exception of naughty in new Orleans we haven't been to a hotel takeover just i mean with the exception of the biggest take hotel takeover in the world we actually haven't been to a hotel takeover.

Oh, shit. Just, I mean, with the exception of the biggest hotel takeover in the world. Fuck, swing, or fail. We actually haven't been to a hotel takeover. No, you're right. With the exception of the biggest hotel takeover in the world. Well, they schooled me, though, so that was quite good. Why did they school you? On how to do it? On how to get to a hotel takeover? Oh, just like what to expect. You can get on a plane and fly to fucking Naughty in New Orleans. I mean, it's... Or you can go anywhere else in the world. What to expect.

Oh, like what to do, what to expect, what kind of fun they had. Oh, yeah, yeah. All the different kinds of like takeovers. That sounds awesome. But I mean, you know we've been to a hotel takeover before. I do now because you've publicly decided that you're going to mention that and like fuck me over. It's getting better. All right. It's still pretty shit, but it's getting better.

They would like to do a collaboration between us and the bedhoppers and them i i feel like that's i feel like i'm gonna have to wear my wookie g-string for that which is wow that's chafey no it's not it's furry and fuzzy and nice feels good on my testicles i mean it took a lot of it took a lot of work to skin the wookie though i have to say but you say. But, you know, now I have a nice Wookiee G-string. It was a small Wookiee, not a full-grown Wookiee.

Speaking of Wookiees, for anyone out there who's not watched the worst Star Wars movie ever made, there was a musical done, and it was about the Wookiees. It was the home planet of the Wookiees. You've got to watch that from start to finish. It's about an hour of your life that you will hate but also enjoy. I can't remember the name of it. Hey, D. I'm going to move on from this. Are you good? Not at all. I'm still going on the Wookiees. I feel like you've had your pedestal. You've had your soapbox. You're talking about single guys. You're talking about worst movies ever. Can we move on?

I mean, it's not the worst movie ever.

worst movie ever is holes holes is the worst movie ever all right are you ready you can download that for anyone who wants it it's actually up i just got released just freshly on um uh netflix so why would they do that i'm guessing they've got too much money to spend fucking rookie because there's nobody how many minutes are we in d what are we doing 40 minutes in shit all right let's do it okay next up is real talk between the cheats sophia and jake and they are hey they're in america but they're on the opposite side of america i know this sounds strange to people there's another side to america there is multiple sides to america i know that's like perplexing to the mind but just just let it roll around a little like do they only ever get to see the back of trump's head really bad comb over so so fear and jake podcast uh when they have new things coming up in their life when something's going on in their lifestyle at the moment they've taken a slight break uh since they went to sin city i'm actually going to play their intro do you want to Why?

Because her voice is so fucking sexy. I feel like it's actually going to increase the sexiness on this podcast. Okay. Are you ready? I'm going to play two bits, but I'm going to first play the intro. Okay. This is Sophia and Jake, and you're listening to Real Talk Between the Sheets.

So why don't you get comfortable and slide on in do you see what i'm saying yeah i'm a little moist that's you can't be moist of course i can be moist actually just don't say moist moist no moisty make ready for the next bit this green sign for the golden shower and like the room is all like got this green hue to it and this has like this red hue to it i'm like oh this is so weird looking i was a little drunk but no i was buzzed we were walking around buzzed and i'm like this i feel like i'm gonna get killed there's a few things that things i've got to start i mean how do you go from what is the line in the sand from buzz to drunk?

Hmm. Good question. Because, I mean, you American folk throw this around quite regularly, this whole buzz thing, right? Buzz, I mean, you know, depends on your drinking curve. Yeah, I actually said with my girlfriends, we'd be like, yeah, I was feeling kind of happy. Yeah. That was kind of our little, like, I was feeling a little tipsy. I was feeling a little happy. Yeah, but you follow tipsy happy quite quickly with me. That's not true. I follow tipsy happy, let's go spend a million dollars and fucking dance on the roof, then into what you're talking about. Yeah, good point, actually. Yeah.

There's, like, this serious mountain and then an avalanche. Yeah, there's, like, a snowstorm and then an avalanche. Yeah. But they're talking about talking about actually Sin City 8 in Vegas in that particular episode and kind of the events over the few days. So for those of us who aren't initiated to Sin City 8, what is it? So Sin City 8 is an event that's hosted in Vegas and they have a hotel that they host at and they go to various locations. Now, this year there was a few problems, admittedly, with the event.

So at the last minute, the hotel that they had booked, I think I showed you the news article. Oh, sorry, okay, sorry, sorry. This was a place with the world's largest gang bag. Right, yeah, exactly. Okay, gotcha now. And the hotel at the last minute had apparently decided that they didn't know anything about this event because obviously they were getting a lot of press for that event. Totally full of shit. But this was them talking about the event kind of leading up to that and some of the clubs they visited in Vegas. Ah, gotcha.

So we went to Vegas once and we've decided that Vegas is one of those places where you can spend three or four days, right? Four days. Depends on what you're doing. Four days, five nights.

spiritual swingers this is adam and eve okay these guys wait a second are they based in the united states of america could be i think they may be could be could be in the you know grain bible melty area of the u.s i actually don't i don't know the little regions where they're like central well i know the exact region they're in but I'm not going to say it out loud because, you know, somebody will hunt me down. These guys are fairly new. I think this is, like, their 13th episode or thereabouts. 13 episodes is not new. The original Jay has been listening to them for three episodes now. Okay.

At least three episodes. I think this is actually 14, so bear with me. So four episodes.

Yeah, these guys the original jay he just he's on it from episode 10 on so they they actually just started their podcast just after we went to desire last year and we spoke to them at the hot tub they started in their journey as a polyamorous couple and then realized that's not actually what they wanted and then kind of reeled it back in a little while after yeah for like a year yeah so this next episode is them talking about their recent trip to desire so the one we went on earlier this year and they talk a little bit about um being single so being uh being a mannequin and uh also just kind of like seeing how things kind of work out in the lifestyle you're ready you're totally not applicable to their personalities or their appearance but they wanted to be called shrek and fiona i mean maybe they were the furthest fucking thing from ogres you could possibly imagine when they turned into um like the hot people you know like the yeah the yeah whoever shrek and fiona were during the daytime is that how that movie went in the daytime yeah okay listen here no no if you don't know what shrek is up to come on fiona as well i mean seriously these people have children right yeah you guys i mean what you're bad you need you are bad i don't mean that i don't mean that yeah i mean this is horrible you you need to watch more more like tv like more movies children's movies yes you should i mean i know how to sing the fucking ice queen song and you guys don't even know who shrek and fiona what what happens with them it was only it was only fiona ever shrek was always just you know drop dead fugly how do you how do you sing the ice queen song thing i don't want to sing it because you don't fucking know your little life let it go let it go let your underpants go no any modern pop you'd like to sing i'm i'm stuck on that i'm stuck on that rendition of let it go i just i can't fucking move on because i'm trying to let it go but i'm trying to let it out of my body it's like a yeah that's toxic it's like anyway so i mean guys you know love you to death really do but you got to step it up well they i think they've had an interesting journey as well so if you listen to their 14 episodes you hear them talking about being soft swap moving progressing through they spoke to um members of a church because they were very highly religious and they interviewed people from the church about that it come and kind of like a coming out episode through to now i mean you can see this amazing journey that they're on and i think that's that's the interesting thing about their podcast yeah that and it's quite spiritual it is quite spiritual swingers as well i think they yeah actually they might have encapsulated that in the title almost clever yeah yeah it's uh yes it is a nice wrap-up but guys seriously uh great show enjoy the listen um you know you make me laugh you make me cry you make me undo my fly about everything that's important for a podcast what's the time check how we doing we are so over time all right in that case i'm gonna i'm gonna just actually talk and mention a few more podcasts that i had on my list here to get out because i was hoping we'd cover these in the 45 minutes but we have not managed to so two and what a tango did a recent episode it was episode number 23 they spoke about naughty in new orleans but that's kind of a combined episode norlands that's a combined episode because they talk about the fact that jay from the average swingers podcast rode a um a sibian naked in their podcast so two or more to tango the original jay yeah the original jay got on a sibian naked i'm not surprised by that i don't know if anybody else is.

I'm not surprised either. I actually just want video of it just to see what it looks like. Like the vibrating penis flapping around? Yeah. Yeah. Kind of me too a little bit. Okay, the next one is episode 32, sticking with the Naughty in New Orleans theme, from Sex Uninterrupted, or you can find them SU on the air, and they did a podcast.

Episode 32 was our first time getting naughty in new orleans so they are actually from canada they are not from fucking toronto canadia they're not from toronto canadia right so everybody who thinks they're from toronto toronto is not the only location in canada okay i'm just saying there's fucking others right yep so that's sex uninterrupted there's more than just toronto in. Also, in a bit of a flashback to the original Jay from Average Swingers, he really wants to fuck her. Yeah. Well, didn't you give him tips? Good luck, buddy. Did you give him tips? I did give him a few tips.

How'd those work out for you, Jay? Was any of them riding a fucking Sibian in front of them? Did that come into any of C's tips? Because if it did, her flotation skills are not great.

They're not great're not great next up is another collaboration type episode and it's normalizing non-monogamy or finn and emma and they're actually interviewing swinging out west homegrown aussies j and s from perth wa from puyth from puyth so that's normalizing non-monogamy and swinging out west kind of a collaboration episode that is episode 25 hang on hang on normalizing non-monogamy and Swinging Out West, kind of a collaboration episode. That is episode 25. Hang on, hang on. Normalizing Non-Monogamy, that's like their jam, right? Their interview. Their interview, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, we've been interviewed. We have been interviewed. Yeah, and they're lovely. I liked that one. I like seeing some Aussie flavor happening on the podcast. It's nice to see. Yeah, yeah. Or hear, rather. You know, I hope the jungle's going well. Yeah. Hey, guys. We'll hopefully see you in Mexico. We'll see. And happy trails to SS Desire. Getting on the old SS Desire. All right. Second to last one. I know we're running out of time here, but... No, we've already run out of time. Okay. I've got to get these two in. Let me have it. This is what happens when I stand on a...

You knew that i was going to get on that yeah it was like a 10 minute soapbox you fucked me over okay the multi-emory podcast episode 178 they did a podcast called the basics of boundaries and i recently mentioned this on a podcast which i'm going to mention now too which is the a slut podcast it's a guy from new zealand and they talk about rules and boundaries but they really do a great job of mentioning and and honestly defining what this means i don't think anybody else can do as good a job the multi-amory podcast episode 178 if you're curious about rules and boundaries in the lifestyle what to talk about what to consider maybe those guys maybe maybe we should have a listen to that probably should i've I've listened to it.

It's a great fucking podcast. Yeah, okay. So, yeah, seriously recommend that. So, did you establish any rules and boundaries for us that I should know about? I actually wrote down a lot and then I was drunk and then it just kind of... Ah, right. Yeah, I see how that works. I was in the Philippines, so got inspired. What, to get drunk? Yeah, to get drunk, yeah.

And last but not least, I have to mention these guys because they're coming to mention these guys because they're coming to our wedding because there are friends and because we love them a lot but by the by podcast yes Bradford and Angela also known as Adam yes the atoms which is really funny do you want to talk about why real quick why we named them that and why it doesn't make sense towards their tattoos at all well they have a couple of tattoos that are um uh well basically amphetamines on their body they're not they're they're not amphetamines but i'm totally pulling the piss at this point and um yeah we called them the atoms because you know i'm a simple creature and i didn't want to call them the molecules because that's just weird even though they are molecules what they what they have is tattoos.

So I went with the Adams. And frankly, it's a lot more, you know, it's a lot more catchy. Yeah, for sure. But they, I mean, they... They stuck with that though. They hit their centenary a little while ago. They're doing really well. So they talk about their lifestyle in Sydney. They talk about some of the clubs they go to.

They're hosting educational events with Sex Ed in the city at at our secret spot but most importantly are you aware d that when we're talking to them on kick that our initials spell a b c d yes i did know that we are literally the first four letters of the alphabet and i think that's pretty fucking cool alpha bravo charlie delta is what you're looking for yeah it was i should take up drinking you should probably take up drinking or probably stop with the drinking no take it more i think will help especially with the piloting whilst drunk that's definitely the way to go so anyone who's uh who's in new york with us soon you know we've got some people coming for a fly with me just check that i'm adequately drunk because if i'm not yeah i might call out the wrong thing and then you know we might die in a fiery ball of um helicopter propellerless crashing to death you'll be fine we are actually taking no that's not the hudson it's not the hudson we are we are actually taking up adam from spiritual swingers so you can't crash because that would be really bad um even if i weren't taking up adam from spiritual swing swingers crashing still not a great option yeah and by the way we're over a river so it's called ditching okay so that is our episode we have run out of time obviously well over time we're going to mention all these guys in our show notes for the podcast for reference please go and check them out please support the world of podcasting it's fantastic there's a whole lot of different people out there with different opinions and different attitudes and different interests and if you can't find somebody you're not interested in then for god's sake reach out to other people learn how to podcast create your podcast up there because if you are interested in it there's a group of people out there who are interested and are struggling to find it so that's what we recommend.

Certainly, again, if there's anyone in the lifestyle community who's thinking about starting a podcast or would like some support, we are here to help. We are happy to engage with anyone. Reach out via email. Reach out via email. Don't do it via Twitter because, well, I don't listen to Twitter at all. C does, but, you know, the technical side is not a jam. So come and talk to me. I'm happy to help. And we can, you know, organize a podcast for you in like two hours. Drunk, probably. Well, I have to be drunk. Definitely drunk.

I mean, that's the only way I fly or the only way I organize podcasts.

Yeah, for everybody out there if you're on twitter check out hashtag international podcast day check out hashtag pod and family all right thank you so much for listening guys this is c love you all and thank you for the uh pod cutting podcasting adventures and the interesting stories you will all tell and this is d and this is swinging down under down under Mom, look i gotta say thank you to eve for loaning me adam for a body to land on in the crash and and proceeding that's not okay well i hope it doesn't happen now that's like for not okay that's not okay Not okay? That's literally not okay.

Well, I hope it doesn't happen now. That's like for not okay. That's not okay. Not okay? That's literally not okay. Okay, you can land on me then, Adam. How about no fucking crashing? Let's not crash. Let's just not crash. Okay, we won't ditch. Okay. Thank you very much for listening, Inga. Swim toward the light. You're killing me. Can we exit? Yes. Can I get out? Yes exit yeah how do i start this is c and this is d and this is swinging down under