P73 – Kinky Pool Party with SGDomSubs

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Hi there, my name is C. I'm Dee, and you're listening to Swinging Down Under. Our journey is a couple through the swinging lifestyle. Are you into open relationships? Or exploring new things in life? This is our podcast. Experiences, both good and bad, reviews and events, and more. Here's Swinging Down Under. Come on. Join us. g'day guys and welcome to Swinging Down Under. This is C. And this is Dee. Today we are talking about... And this is Swinging Down Under. Hey Dee, what are you listening to? Swinging Down Under. Get out. I am. And I won't.

Today we are talking about a kink pool party we went to on the weekend. But before we get into that, we wanted to share some upcoming travel with you guys. If you are in New York City, aka the Big Apple. I didn't want to share it with people. You didn't want to? No. You wanted everybody all to yourself? No. You just don't like people? I didn't want to say that out loud, but now that you've brought it up. We're in New York City on the 3rd of November. It's a Saturday, and we're hanging out with that couple next door, monogamish marriage, as well as spiritual swingers.

I want everybody to come and join us if you're in New York City or Jersey or wherever else you are, actually. I think there's some people... Well, actually, you'll need to be in New York City for the event. That's true.

Because if you're in Jersey if you're in jersey you're not going to be at you got to come to new york city you're going to actually have to attend yeah new york city to be at the event true that so there's some people coming up from florida from the only reason i said jersey was because there's some people coming from jersey so but if you are in the united states of america you know it's kind of like when people ask us if we know bob from australia uh you know hey if you guys are out there in united states land please do come and join us new york city 3rd of november and bob if you're out there and you're listening in g'day mate well you really australianized that i did absolutely i'm a regular sheila i don't know what to tell you i can't this is gonna go downhill from here i can't even you ready what the dad i'm just i'm rolling with the dad jokes am i ready for you to have a drink of water whilst the microphone's on hoping that i'll hold out the conversation for you thanks babe good job no problem it's almost like we've practiced this so we went to a pool party on saturday and it was the first time i've ever been to this particular party here in singapore but these guys have been operating for 10 motherfucking years pool party is a bit of a stretch though pool party there was a pool in the yard um it was too cold to be having a pool party which is weird right because it's fucking singapore And even the water that comes out of the taps is like hot as fuck.

Yeah. I mean, you can shower under that. Not comfortably, but you can shower under that. You can shower underwater running from a tap. Genius. You're fucking wasted as a podcaster, D. Who are we listening to again? Swinging Down Under. Oh, gotcha. Yep.

So those people who are tuning in, right now you're listening to Swinging Down down under sometimes we talk about swinging uh other times we just take the piss out of each other um so this uh particular party was actually so it's a bdsm kink party and it's advertised on fetlife um fetlife anyone out there who's not aware is uh predominantly a kink based forum type website where you can go and connect with other like-minded kinksters and we recently joined fat life here in singapore kinkstarter that'd be a little better kinkstarter yeah it's again i'm telling you you're lost as a podcast right why aren't you like a billionaire right now with all these genius ideas you know showers under running water i am you know okay i am a billionaire can you pay electricity bill then thanks very much fuck that and you don't deserve air conditioning so we so we joined vet life to have a look at this event and i had to go along to what's called a munch it's basically a meet and mingle to be vetted dear wasn't here where were you malaysia yes so i went along with my merry self to be vetted at this bar here in singapore which is actually sometimes a gay bar no it's always a gay bar wow and uh that was good actually so there was probably maybe 30 40 people at the munch i don't know i wasn't there and yeah i don't know why i'm raising my face pausing and looking at me waiting for me to answer no and i just i i had such a great time that night it was i was super fucking tired it was a week night but why i had so much time and why are you doing funny things behind the microphone because you're yelling at me i'm not yelling at you you are even the microphones are like peeking out toward the red zone i'm just wondering whether you can i know you're excited but can you take it down a notch fine i'll take it down a notch i didn't say get mellow this is not tom jones i just wanted you to you know welcome to swinging down under oh no it's no no no lazy podcasting for the lazy ear okay so i went to the munch and there were people just enjoying themselves chatting having a good time you can have the option actually in this bar to dress up as yourself however you want to be so whether you would like to dress up in latex whether you want to wear an outfit costume whatever you want to do you can do that in this bar which i thought was super fucking cool i feel like i over signed for this podcast i mean you said on the way into this that this was going to be a podcast just about the event we attended on saturday night i gotta do the lead in on how we got there it's like you know it's getting pretty late at night and and you you oversold me now you're giving this like half an hour lead up for something that you said you're like this will be 20 minutes tops d that's that's what we're aiming for here i mean don't you'd like to we don't have crickets in our house like other people to listen to when the silence is huge exactly all right we need crickets shall i crack on yeah please all right so we ended up going to did you realize your cricket pun then can i crack on no yeah only sorry only non-americans will get that the pool party was on a saturday night so we head there and it's yeah as i said it's kink bdsm not really too sure what to expect because we haven't been to this party before and uh and so we kind of prepared for a few different things we both got dressed up or had stuff on us that was i guess more in the kink side of things um picked well not really i guess but kind of could be that's hilarious i'm really enjoying the fact that you're like yeah i was a total kinkster you know i was turning up all kinky in my lingerie yeah i mean it was totally kinky lingerie but yeah because that's the thing i guess like we don't have a super big amount of stuff to go to these kind of parties, and we weren't too sure what to expect, right?

Yeah. Well, I mean, it didn't start the way I expected, and it was a little weird, but it was a good night in the end. Oh, it was a great night. So, I wore my tail butt plug mostly the entire evening. For the first time?

Actually, I've it before and you know what actually i want to talk about the fact that sometimes it's cool to set yourself little goals right to have when you go to a party an event or on a date or something like this or if you're in like a resort or whatever you're out in public doesn't really matter and what were your goals see you're such a Sorry, I was trying to give you an unobvious, you know, segue into what you wanted to talk about. Oh, my God, Dee, it's so amazing that you asked me that question because I would love to talk about that. Thank you so much.

So I set myself a couple of goals for the evening. One was to wear my... A couple of goals or goals?

One was to wear my butt plug, my tail butt plug in for most of the night and kind of embrace that two was to wear lingerie uh most of the night and be pretty uh be body body positive basically the entire night except for a tongue tongue's no good can't cut tongue can't work no it doesn't work bobby probably and third thing was to kind of talk to people and just enjoy myself and not you know be worried about holding anything back i thought one of your goals was to be naked as much as you could as well and feel comfortable in that no no no it was just to like the third thing was to talk to people to have a good time in the cab on the way home when you were shite faced no what did i tell you you told me you're telling a story no no hey well when you're drunk there's only one person who can tell the story if i'm there it's me i mean you can't you can't tell stories generally you're struggling to breathe like a like an american bulldog no a british bulldog yeah okay only when you're drunk otherwise well hey tell us a story what's going on you said I don't know.

a british bulldog yeah okay only when you're drunk otherwise well hey tell us the story so you said on the cab on the way home the first one yeah was right you wanted to get your butt plug in and leave it in for the full night and be and embrace that and the other one was um that you wanted to be comfortable being naked around other people as much as you could you're right right, I did actually say that. Now that you're saying it to me, I remember. Oh, it seems like I am the only one who can remember. That's frightening given how, you know, my brain is much older than your brain.

It is much, much older. Like, I would much older.

Imagine what your brain's going to be like at my age mush absolute mush i've i've just i've punished it too much growing up mushy uh mushy uh yeah but yeah the evening was i mean i had a great time but you are right it kind of started out a little bit i guess different for us because we haven't one we haven't been to this party before too we don't go to a lot of these types of events before but we walked in it was willy wonka fucking weird there was no um there was no music right so for us normally if we go to a swingers event there's generally music that's not what i was talking about i was talking about the lead up to it what lead up well the lead up to it was a bit well for starters we walked around we had to walk to a car park to get to the to the location right to be guided from there and um you see really knew where she was going so we did like three laps of the block the building that we're on to get to the car park i was trying to burn calories prior to the alcohol babe that's what i was doing yeah um you were in your super huge like stripper yeah my pleaser my pleaser like nine inch yeah heels and then so from there we then uh we we met our friend who was guiding us to the to the event and then as we go through a gate i almost fell ass over tits because we're walking through a forest with my nine inch nails yeah yeah hey nine inch heels nine inch nails never mind carry on i'm going to there was uh then there was an ipad sitting on the ground just right there now the first thing i did of course was check to make sure whether it had a lock code on it you would have handed it in you little liar pants but anyway it was locked and um i was actually checking so i could find out who owns it yeah because normally you might have like a photo of you and your partner on the front of it.

Well, I was hoping for a photo, you know, like... Of somebody's balls, and you can just walk around the party with a laptop. Yeah, and just go, these are your testicles? Yeah. A laptop? iPad. Technologically advanced, I am. So we then proceeded to walk up to... Walk into the pool. Yes.

Which was, like, really empty yeah there's nobody out there there was nobody at all it didn't look like there was even a party happening and i mean that was kind of weird as well right because you'd expect at least a bit of noise a bit of party a bit of something something going on yeah maybe some lights or something going there was a bit of was weird. It was nothing going on outside at all. Yeah, and then we walked up to the house from the pool. And when we got to the door, we weren't sure how to get in. Like, we weren't sure on how to get in. That was a little weird.

But then we figured it out. Okay, so from here on. That was what I was talking about, to the weirdness, to the start. Oh, I thought you meant just the lack of music. Because normally when you turn up to a swingers' party, there's music, there's talking. There was plenty of talking. You kept flipping out about the music. I don't know what your caper is. I like music. Yeah, I know. But I was wondering. I had a theory, though. If you have music on, you can't really hear the slaps of paddles. Depends whether you're into the slaps. That's what I'm saying, though. I'm not sure there were any.

Were there any there any paddles used yeah there was paddles and whips and use and like bits and pieces used so floggers yeah so i was curious whether or not that's why you know it's to create that that smack sound as opposed to having music to hear the smack sound yeah who knows possibly possibly i mean you know you'll have to turn up to more fetish events i will i'm sure you will distinctly remember you a little later in the evening copying a little bit of a flogging so don't you're getting ahead to too much too much giving it away okay well we'll keep it a secret you know nobody tell anyone for the next 15 minutes but the when we so when we got there we put our bags and stuff and i had to change out of my late one bag yeah i had to change out of my latex type dress and put on my lingerie and butt plug so i proceeded to head to the bathroom um butt plug in one hand lube in the other to change into my outfit shy to put a butt plug in in public yeah i don't really think that's like kosher no i don't think it is either i did make you take it out in public yeah you did but yeah so i went and changed and got into my lingerie and and my butt plug in and then started to circulate the party yeah absolutely so um i proceeded to get changed in public um because you know don't mind and stuff i did have well you know what they're saying sums out cocks out no exactly yeah that's that's exactly what they say i'm actually pretty sure there's a shirt with that on it but the shirt's kind of useless unless you're shirt cocking it exactly although you did do a bit of shirt puss i did later in the evening Youussing it yeah you were shirt pussing it for nobody got my joke no that's because nobody understood shirt cocking it yeah because they don't listen to a podcast i'm wasted as a human no you're not stop that wasted as a joke teller wasted as a comedian say that.

Okay, so, yeah, we started circulating the event after I got changed. I actually didn't. Again, I mean, I really have nothing. I have nothing fetish, I realized. What shirt did you wear in the end? I wore my black mesh top shirt. Yeah, and just the only pair of black, like, sexy jocks that you own, and I'll see you next time.

um my black mesh top shirt yeah yeah and just the the only pair of black like sexy jocks that you own right jocks i don't know you can't there's no such thing as sexy jocks underpants oh i got me sexy jocks you might as well say i got my sexy grats well what are they yeah underpants briefs briefs okay you could call them briefs yep or piss stain white fronts whichever whichever way you want to go no okay so um so yeah i put that on i was wearing my cock ring as well for the evening just to add a little bit more you know pizzazz to my junk was that just because i was had my tail and you thought well if you're going to accessorize on the down low i better do it too yes i that's why i was i was pejazzling Thank you.

Was that just because I had my tail in and you thought, well, if you're going to accessorize on the down low, I better do it too? Yes. That's why I was perjazzling, which is penis jazzling, which is like verjazzling, but for the penis. Gotcha. Yep. Penis. Yep. Penis. Okay, cool. Pretty extensive bar setup, though. I was pretty amazed at that. Except people kept leaning on the bar. Because the last time...

I mean, fucking stopped leaning on the bar because the last time yeah it was a broly bar it was a real bar the last time we went to a party uh if anyone listens to our podcast previously to today you may have heard us complaining about they're all new this time around could be all brand new okay and we were talking and you're going to be so disappointed we were complaining about um the bar not really being you know that well stocked in terms of like mixes and stuff and people always generally do say you know bring a bottle we'll share it around and and all the rest of it but man that that happened there were way too many bottles that's what i was going to say though i was actually really impressed because sometimes people try to be a bit cheeky and bring like a beer or half a bottle of wine or something stupid like that people oh wow and uh but i bought a half a bottle of vodka though i was pretty impressed pretty impressed with that yeah actually there was more alcohol than you could ever have drunk even with a group of people that were there and it was like 60 people in the end yeah it was 60 people yeah which was really cool so do you want to explain kind of some of the stuff we saw when we first walked in nah nah fuck them fuck them you can do it sorry guys i've already done a bit of talking people like your voice your voice is much more sexy than mine so there was a chair there was there was a table it was carpet there was there was a table this carpet carpet there was some tiles no we're watching some flogging there was various um you know various things that being used in the back room there was a bed which was more of a play area which had a full covered kind of latex yeah latex sheet kind of by the way it's also a horse as a pommel horse oh there was a pommel horse in the in the lounge room as well yeah yeah for for the bending and the flogging yeah but uh there was about you know about 60 people there and so throughout the the course of the evening there was various kind of things happening with with floggers with bits and pieces um and then there was a guy there who is actually from houston who knows how to do uh the florentine movement and uh and so i actually later in the evening i asked him could he do that on me or does he have his stuff with him uh and he actually did so i got to bend over a chair and have that done i did leave my butt plug in actually i clarified that with the man about three times before i had this done to me but um to make sure that what he wasn't going to rip your butt plug out oh just to make sure that he was comfortable with it in you know if he's if he's the one who's doing the the florentine movement i just want to make sure that he was comfortable with it in and didn't you know yeah it wasn't going to get in the way okay but i obviously was preoccupied with that happening and you were standing on the sidelines watching so tell us a little bit about that well um i feel like i've been thrown on the spot here you don't remember that yeah yeah i mean he was he was flogging you and you were like totally getting off on it i'm not sure what else to add i could hear your vagina getting wetter from the other side of the room no no i don't know what else to say i mean he was amazing at what he did he was very good well for anyone out there who doesn't know what florentine flogging is basically it's google it yeah google it but it is um it's a two two hand style so basically you have the the floggers one in each hand and it's a very it's an over the wrist movement it actually started um originally it was inspired by the double swords um from kung fu basically so it's's it's rhythmic over the wrist uh flogging but it's called the it's called florentine flogging basically i feel like you're reading this straight off of wikipedia no i didn't i didn't put the source in there it is from wikipedia she's just not going to reference it no or cite it sorry yeah stolen I she's gonna stop well i mean shit that's how our intro music came about no it's not we paid for that don't be jerk face man throwing a fucking hook into a barramundi pond over here but that was great and then throughout the course of the evening just kind of chatting to different people and all levels i guess of of interaction some people that never been to a party before met a lady from south korea who'd never even been to a swingers party sex party bdsm king no parties whatsoever in the in the lifestyle you make that sound really weird like she's never been to i mean yes you know it's not like there's it's so unusual for somebody to be at a party i just mean like you know at that party on that time when it's your first one you know it just kind of seems it was also our first true kink party yeah but i'm saying we had to be vetted and all the rest of it like this was a process that took like two weeks no she hadn't her husband had or her boyfriend had no way there was an unvetted person there you were unvetted yeah i know but i'm awesome by proxy you're okay though yeah they saw you and they're like fuck i don't care what he looks like we're bringing her not true anyway so who else did we meet there that we met a few people that was their first time we met a lady that had been in the kink scene actually the lady who runs the place her name is minky um and she has been doing this for 10 years yeah which is crazy like to think that something like that's been going in Singapore for 10 years is amazing and really inspired.

Especially given she looks like she's in her 20s. Yeah, that's true.

But I was really chuffed about the fact that there were 60 people there, kind of all people coming together, various walks of their journey, and kind of all hanging out and just having a good time it was interesting i think that we probably found a lot more swingers that were we found interesting at that event than we have at some of the swinging events we've been to here in singapore um yeah i think the i think the kink community is kind of because it's been around for a while i think they've kind of brought a group of just open-minded individuals to one area which is which is cool i think yeah i think too probably the the inability to have a website that's dominating here in singapore for people to kind of meet on is probably something that's that's driven that a little bit too you know i mean also there's an underlying feel that it's like illegal here to be involved in this sort of thing which in fact it isn't when you do the research i think so certain certain there's definitely certain requirements to meeting that some caveats yes for sure there are some caveats but but there's always caveats i mean even in australia you have to not serve alcohol that hasn't been that you know you can't have an alcohol license yeah in a swingers club well i don't think you can no none of them do so i'm figuring you can't have a liquor license yeah liquor license that's what i was looking for i wasn't going to call it a liquor license though because different connotation in a swingers club right true yeah i mean if i got my liquor license at the door yeah did you though no i don't have a liquor license i just I do it unlicensed it's more I was you know this reminds me of when you upgrade from a pencil to a pen in school and you get the little like license as like a four year old or whatever okay so just a heads up and I have told you this before not every school gives away lame pen licenses fine I don't think well I certainly Well, I certainly didn't get one.

Well, don't you feel upset about that, knowing how awesome my pen license was? Do you still have it? No. So now you're just driving your pen unlicensed? I am. I mean... It hasn't been registered since 1989. I'm actually thinking I might call the police. And in Singapore, it'll be a $1,000 fine for driving your pen unlicensed. Probably very true.

true without a doubt but we met people from germany from singapore from thailand from malaysia vietnam vietnam obviously south korea yeah quite a few in america quite a few americans in the room as well british guy british guy from the uk visiting for for a week for work yeah i mean you know honestly if this is what we need to go to these parties to pick up single men yeah i know there were some hot single men there huh how many single men were of interest to you in the room would you have liked to see fuck me uh probably quick arithmetic here i need to kick off a shoe because i've got to count past 10 no not past 10 it's probably eight i would say okay yeah it was actually pretty good odds yeah but that doesn't mean they're not cocks that's true i mean just because they look nice and talk and spoke to us for a while doesn't mean they're not a total fucking pain in the ass when you get to know them so then the evening's progressing we're having drinks and everything having a great time watching people kind of engage in play watching some kink happen um i mean just everybody just enjoying themselves people started kind of slowly undressing you know there was some people that were just in their underpants and stuff when we first got there but i think as the night progressed you saw more women underpants i mean what's the thing you like to say no i'm I'm talking about men.

Oh, okay. I don't know. So, yeah, men in their... Undergarments. Yeah. Knickers. What's those really old ones that they used to wear in, like, olden days? I don't really... That's the best I can describe it. You know, there's old ones in the olden days, people we used to wear back when they were older in the olden days, in the old times. No. I'm talking about the really long johns. There were people in long johns? No, there was not, but that's what I was just visualizing as I said it. Fucking hell, I was going to say, long john, not a sexy move, I don't think. A lot of space, though. For what?

Doing MC Hammer dancing.

But long johns are tight, so you can't get the required movement out of the top of the MCsey hammer pants i thought okay so yeah so lots of play happening and everything but then i turned to d and i think i said let's go fuck on the bed if i'm not wrong no you actually said can you take me and fuck me on the bed there you go yeah and thankfully there was enough room for that to occur because the evening had been there had been quite a lot of people in the in the playroom on and off um depending on the time that sort of the the sequence that you got there but um at that point there was another couple uh playing on the bed as well and uh he was going down on her and she was like i don't know i'm gonna say three quarters of the way to an orgasm when we lay down on the bed oh shit did we interrupt her orgasm no no i'm pretty sure she still had it besides okay thank god for that shit i was about to feel real bad then i i can't i can't make an orgasm call unless i'm actually inside the woman like yeah i mean not inside as in penis inside i mean like my spirit is inside her body it's the only way to tell and uh so so yeah we you were well for starters you actually threw me on the bed and said you wanted to suck my cock which you proceeded to do for quite a period of time i did too yeah it's strange how your memory's a little fuzzy yeah well i you take the butt plug out first, so I did bend over the bed and make you take the butt plug out.

I do, that was first port of call. Yeah, the arse port, first port of call. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so, yeah, we got the butt plug out, and then you threw me... On the SS butt plug. On the SS butt plug. Wow. It does the... When you're pulling it out. Um, not sure I would have went there i'm not sure i would have went there i mean i'm not sure that's a sound that you want coming from your asshole when the butt plugs pulled out i suppose it's better than oh god anyway so butt plug came out um i didn't know where to put it to start with. There's a question out there for everybody in the group.

When you are, because, you know, you're a big fan of policing your bras, Dee. Yeah. Right? You've got to get your, you've got to pick up your, you've got to police your bras, but like what? Mainly because I use 12 of them in each place. What is, what is the rules there on where to put your butt plugs when you take them out to play? Butt plug. You didn't have multiples in there. What I'm saying, like many people in the room could have a collection of butt plugs. DVPP. Where do you put them? Send us in your emails, cnd at swingingdownhunter.com.

We want to know what you do with your butt plugs at a party. Yeah. So anyway, I just sort of flailed it to the corner of the room. No, I didn't.

I placed it down nicely on the um the polished wood floors anywho nobody slid over in it later um the so yeah and then you really went to town on my penis that's what happened you were like you're on there i was actually i remember that now i was I was really enjoying that I was having a good time I know it's like weird yeah come on yeah I feel like you might have been a little drunk ah come on you're not big on blowjobs you know it you like playing you like blowjobs in a crowd you're not big on blowjobs just you and I sorry since you've got the better view story change no since you've got the better view because i i obviously then after we started to moving into like fucking position now later in the evening position what's fucking position i don't know i've received a few kick messages uh since the evening saying like great job except fucking position good good job great show and i i obviously was paying attention to you so i wasn't really paying attention to anybody else but um was there anybody else that kind of engaged in play while we were fucking i was kind of hoping like i was kind of hoping you know when it takes like the the people to kind of start the seed fuck and then just like everybody seed fuck and then this the fucking tree goes around the seed fuck did it happen no there were a lot of people watching and touching each other like the fucking tree goes around the seed fuck did it happen no james there was there were a lot of people watching and touching each other like you know very inappropriately around the bed while it was something at least something some sort of chain reaction are you serious you had a whole heap of people watching as fuck it was like sexy to be center of attention and i think even though you may not have been paying attention to that i think you were still enjoying the fact that you were part of that you know that look no it's always kind of it's well so i bounce between being a voyeur and being an exhibitionist so i'm not unsurprising because i'm also a switch but um i think that it's sometimes it can be i'm not sure that they're like mutually exclusive they're not i'm just saying inclusive i'm just saying sometimes i bounce between enjoying them or not and sometimes i really freaking hate it when people like if we're in a big um orgy room bed and people are lots of people are just standing around watching sometimes that can be super off-putting especially if there's a group of dudes just backhand lock slow stroking it in the corner yeah and no i i wasn't the original jay i wasn't really uh paying attention to be honest so i didn't really notice anyone kind of watching us i know that at one point you flipped me over pretty vigorous fucking flipping over i might also add because you were still in me at the fucking time i flipped you over to the dog position yeah and pointed you a direction yeah i do remember that so that people could watch you get fucked oh okay yeah that's that's what was happening but it was a good good fun night it was a good fun night i mean that was some good there was some good sex and i mean there was nobody else involved but there doesn't need to be for it to be good sex and so it was good fun um it was it was nice to have some people watching, actually.

For me, I quite enjoyed that. I got some really nice compliments from the sidelines. I was pretty happy about that. Okay, tell us what you got. Tell us about your compliments. No. I can't. It's not my thing. Okay. But let's just say I got some compliments, which was really lovely. I mean, there's nothing better than, like, the peanut gallery rather than being peanuts, being, like, you know, back-slapping, high-fiving, you know, ego-strokers. I was pretty happy with, you know, my ego was stroked quite nice. Thank you.

gallery rather than being peanuts being like you know back slapping high fiver high fiving you know ego strokers i was pretty happy with you know my ego was stroked quite nicely so you did you did police your brass though after that we played yeah absolutely always it's i think it actually came home with us if i'm not mistaken no it didn't come home with us i put my after we finished i put my underwear back on and um when i did that i had no pocket or anything to put it in so I just kind of tucked it into the side like tuckity tuck tuck and um yeah although something interesting happened during that play session as well what's that do you remember well no because I don't I just said what's that when you asked I mean you probably still walk a little funny because of it remember during that play session this is something that happens out there you actually started to lose your wetness i did yeah yeah which i was so we took a bottle of lube in with us you know as a just in case precaution scenario yeah i was super dehydrated and i'd been drinking yeah absolutely but i think it just is important to say that just because that happens doesn't mean that somebody's less interested I mean you still had two orgasms one of which was after you'd already started to dry out but it was too far away and at that point I was confident you were still enjoying yourself so I continued probably to the detriment of the next day yes definitely to the detriment of the day.

She was not interested in playing again. No, she was a little beaten. Yeah. Yeah, but looking sexy. Sexy, she had a little blush in her cheeks. She did have a little bit of blush in her cheeks. So we kind of finished up and walked out, and this was at the point when I didn't really get dressed properly. I just put on my shirt. Yeah, and you were... Hanging around in the bar area. You you were shirt-pussing it. I was. Wandering around shirt-pussing it. That was a good fun time. Not anywhere near as unattractive as shirt-cocking it. That's absolutely 100% correct.

I'd go as far as to say it's like 110% correct. I'd say probably 210%. Yeah. I mean, for some reason, just having the nose poking out from under a shirt makes it weird, right? make it weird yeah but your nose you don't have a nose to poke out your nose free but good night though the german guy did actually ask me i think he must have been watching because later in the evening he said to me oh you like that was quite a good fucking session or something like this and i said oh yes you know she's you know, she's a little bit, yeah, rosy. And I ended up putting his hand on my vagina. Just on?

Just on my pussy, yeah. Just to, like, what, cool it down or warm it up? Just, like, just a touch. I was like, do you want to feel? Oh, okay. Oh, look at you go. Just totally tarting it up after being, you know. I was, but then we stood around chatting for a while, talking to, yeah, ages, ages, hours.

It ages ages hours two hours yeah um meeting some really lovely interesting people and yeah it was it was a blast we had good fun good fun there we had a nice shag in the middle and and good chatting at the end and then given you had to get up and get educated the next day you had a training course to go to i had to sleep my fucking ass off till midday which was um something different to your training course yeah i liked that i rolled out of bed at eight in the morning you roll out at noon and then kind of was 11 excuse me okay 11 it was 11 because i texted you at 11 to see whether you wanted to have lunch with me and you were less excited about having lunch with me that day than you were the day before when i came in for lunch and you weren't hung over as a motherfucker however some niceties here i think me coming home putting you to bed i came downstairs and i have like a little decompressed sort of scenario session that i do where i might just drink a truckload of water and watch half a movie until i shut my eyelids for the first time and then i come to sleep so but i thought ahead and i thought you know something c's gonna have a raging fucking headache tomorrow morning so i got the uh uh the ibuprofen and i put it beside the bed with a bottle of water for you to have in the morning and uh i think i'm gonna say it was probably a lifesaver it was i mean it wasn't like super way hung over but definitely it was a death i could have done with some more sleep and more hydration for sure yeah definitely i mean yeah you still you were still pretty dehydrated at that point even when i saw your lunchtime the next day you were still pretty dehydrated so i don't think you started well going into that night which is probably why you ran out of natural lubricant on the way through which then gave you a sore pussy for the next day sitting in a class whilst watching uh you know stuff happen learning about project shit but you know what uh if i if i'm going to say my my top three takeaways for the evening one would definitely be seeing that many people in singapore together just being themselves that was fucking amazing yeah absolutely and we met some we met some uh cool transgender people as well in there that were it was just a mix of everyone it was really cool yeah it was it was an eclectic group of people that live on all sides of the spectrum just being open and non-judgmental and just you know being open to to learning about new things talking about new things and and not not kind of uh you know again judging anybody for that it was it was amazing yeah I think I mean one of the things that I enjoyed out of the evening and i don't know whether i'm taking this away from you or not because you haven't got to number two or three but uh was that it was actually kind of cool that we got to stand in a group as swingers as well and kind of um tell them because i think for some reason people it seems that people here have this idea that that swingers are not open to kink or transgender or anything else and it kind of might freak them out or something but it was nice to be able to stand in the room and just you know remind people and even literally i mean we spoke to people about this during the evening to just say hey you know that's They're not all all like that.

And if they are, then probably not the type of people, not the group you want to hang out with. And again, there's groups out there that want to be like that. So be it if, I mean, if you want to be a... No, if that's your kink, if that's your kink, if it's not your kink, if that's your style, it's not your style.

But yeah, so it was nice to just be part of a group that was open and and also remind them that the swinging community as we see it which is different for everyone but as we see it was pretty damn is pretty damn open and quite cool with whatever their lifestyle choices are as well so we had a lot of fun yeah i liked that there was a all groups represented at the party as well i really really enjoyed that and but otherwise yeah i obviously i had a great time being myself and wearing my butt plug i mean i i really felt i felt i didn't feel out of place at all i didn't feel out of place the whole night i didn't feel body conscious the whole night i didn't worry about my hair my makeup what i was doing any of that i was just i was just in a state of just being happy being c and not worrying what anyone thought about me yeah and it was brilliant fucking amazing do you have a second top no that's it that's me done that's all you got the one i need the one now i mean i think i covered pretty much every part of the awesomeness though so yeah that's it that's my one yeah and yeah i guess the last thing was actually just spending time with you and enjoying ourselves in in that environment as well we we had a lot of fun together yeah as you mentioned you don't always play with other people but that's not necessarily the end game you know i i really enjoy i thought we were able to let loose together as a couple as well as individually and it was great yeah absolutely so i really enjoyed that i liked hanging out with you sweetie oh stop it yeah now you're making me blush thanks for the fucking too i really appreciated that seriously we could go do that again now like right now let's just push the microphones onto the floor we can go at it on this glass tape no no not on the glass table no that's gonna end badly that'll end badly yeah probably with shattered glass in somebody's ass but yeah then we came home and just kind of chilled no glass in the ass we came home chilled um but yeah so if if you are traveling to asia definitely also check out fetlife and check out if there's any events happening there there's about 15 000 people in singapore registered on fetlife so yeah i'm gonna say i'm gonna say that there's you could probably have that though because there'd be a lot of blow-ins yes blow in blowouts you know that never de-register from being on there so I mean 15,000 for a population of 6 million that's still a lot yeah yeah so I would say that there's less than that but there's still a lot of people here I mean it's the biggest event single event that we've seen probably seen since we've been here yeah yeah and also it's uh i guess the other thing that was really cool was that having met some people here too that i guess we were a bit unknown to them they now feel much more comfortable with us as well knowing us now as people so you know i think we we actually got invited to two different orgies that that night not at the party not the orgies that were taking place at the party but orgies to be confirmed at a later date so we got two orgy invitations on the one night which is you got two orgy invitations i wasn't even aware of these so you know uh yeah that's not really a surprise yeah absolutely um but otherwise other news from us take the steak without the potatoes, though.

I don't really like that analogy. That doesn't matter. Okay, thanks. I was just, you know, throwing it out there to the original Joe. Awesome. But otherwise, coming up, guys, we are going down to Sydney to get married at the end of the month. And we are also going to be... At the end of the month, it's like... It's like three days, four days. Four days away. Yeah, crazy. I mean, you're making that decision. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's a good time to pull out. Just the tip. Crooked Jesus. No, you can't. There's been way too much money invested. And time. Time. We are doing it.

It's getting happening. Otherwise, we are going to be podcasting about sex positions. We did podcast about it earlier this week, but it was an absolute fail of an episode. So we're going to rerecord that episode and go again. Yeah, there was some miscommunication.

You know, like normally I get a brief on coming in as to what stuff's going to be happening and you get a brief on coming in and the brief was i mean you were briefless you were briefless on your coming in no there was the brief was terrible i mean the the brief was not what was happening at all i felt like i was hung out to dry you know and it was just yeah it was a diabolical event so we will be releasing that in a little while so stay tuned for that episode but otherwise six months minimum you know it's like a washing machine delivery sometime from 8 a.m until 8 p.m we may or may not turn up at your door but you have to be home a washing machine delivery i mean that's some abstract you're abstract you just went straight in washing machine i also just spent one hour watching squirrel videos on fucking youtube okay i went down the rabbit hole no the squirrel hole the squirrel you fell into the squirrel hole you were fucking playing with the nuts for anyone who hasn't seen it there's a squirrel whose uh best friend is a dog um he hides his nuts in the dog's fur it's well worth a look spoiling jacks not that i've committed that to memory but there's a whole channel there's a youtube channel yeah come and see us in new york city a third of november and if you are in asia or in singapore do let us know because we are holding some uh private parties here now as well so you may or may not get the invite yeah you better you know you better bring your a game it's the only way you're getting in hello can i come okay all right guys thank you so much for listening send us an email cnd at swinging down under otherwise uh yeah we'll talk to you next time this is c and this is d and this is down under swinging