P68 – SDU Swinging Perth Pub Crawl Bonanza

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Hi there, my name is C. I'm D, and you're listening to Swinging Down Under. Our journey is a couple through the swinging lifestyle. Are you into open relationships? Or exploring new things in life? This is our podcast. Experiences, both good and bad, reviews and events, and more here at Swinging Down Under. Come on, join us. This is C. And this is D. And this This is Swinging Down Under. This is our first orgy. Swing podcast orgy. This actually, no, this legitimately is. Our first podcast orgy. We have seven people in the room with us right now. That's why I just did a little head bobble.

Yeah, there's more than seven. Fuck, I did the head bobble wrong. No, this is seven with you. Yeah, C7 with us. Right, so welcome to episode something of the Swinging Down Under podcast. We're not going to add the number in over the Swinging Down Under podcast. We're not going to. I'm going to introduce everybody in the room right now. We have Naughty and Rocket. Say hello. Hi, guys. We have Mr. S and B. Hello. Jason Party Org. Hello. Everybody knows D, but nobody likes him. We have Mrs. S and J. You guys have a podcast. Introduce yourselves. We are. So, we're doing a normal podcast.

Yeah, do that. All right. Well, I'm S. And I'm Jay. And we're swinging out west. Hey. Whoa. You guys better try to ask me. We took us 45 minutes just to stop this group from talking so you can say this is c that's right so we are in perth uh perth western australia um for the americans out there who are listening we know you're listening it's puri as you would say it maybe naughty can you give us an answer for those the people. Maybe. Naughty, can you give us an example? For those people that are maybe geographically challenged, can you give us an understanding of where Perth is?

Where are we right now? Yeah, so on the west coast of Western Australia and probably about less than a third of the way up from the bottom end, so a couple of thousand kilometres to go to get to the top end and a thousand kilometres or something, probably a bit less, to go around the bottom end, so a couple of thousand kilometres to go to get to the top end, and a thousand kilometres or something, probably a bit less, to go around the bottom end. And what's the, no, I'm going to, what's the largest industry in Perth right now? Wow. There's a good question. I was just being a prick.

I don't really know. I do know, it's importing stuff for your, um, your pub crawl. Butt plugs. Butt plugs and a like. Okay. Got it. Um, so look, we're going to play a little game, but before we want to get started on that, I want to know about the Perth scene. This is our first time here. No, it's not our first time. It's our first time swinging in Perth. Better? Better explanation? Yeah. We've been to Perth many times. We enjoy Perth. It's a great place. Um, well, I do. I love Perth. I can't hear Thank you. Thank've been to Perth many times. We enjoy Perth. It's a great place. Well, I do.

I love Perth. So politically correct. For those of you who I didn't get to talk to, I come here maybe every three months, I suppose. I'm in Perth for a week at least.

So I've stayed in, I can see five hotels I've stayed in from the balcony of the hotel we're in at the moment so um i know breath quite well a little too well but no swinging here no swinging yeah that's going to change tonight that is going to change perhaps so my first question is jason jason from party org you arrange parties i do tell us tell us about the person from your perspective Well, generally, the parties that I host are in-wide only, completely free of cost. I don't charge my guests a single dollar.

I have lovely sponsors in Red or Pie, and they pretty much shout me accommodation sometimes and gifts for my guests and cover the costs of of a party if it's being hosted at a public menu like a accommodation and if if not if it's at a house then i have my friends they share a house for the saturday and um yeah do a party there so you did one recently though i gotta interrupt you you did one in a winery yeah now we weren't invited why the fuck is going what's going on he had what how many guests did you have at a vineyard what happened there you don't give a shit about the guests you just my lovely booze well i come for the wine i stay for the guests you don't come for the guests.

Oh! Nicely. Crisp high five. Nicely done. Yeah, good job. So different. That's a joke. I know. I'm fine. Boom, boom. Stop being better than me. It's embarrassing. But not that hard. Another joke. It's happening. I can't. See, now this is what we turn for in the piss. Yes, well done, well done. So why a winery? Why did you pick that place for Perth? Because that was a good spot that was available. The house that I was going to do it at suddenly became unavailable. And when I was chatting with Red Off High, they were like, oh, you know, we know this guy. He's cool with it.

Go ahead and do it there. Nice. It looked like I've seen the photos. It looked cool. I'd love to fall into a one. I know. It was a bit of a takeover. These guys attended. Yeah. Have you guys spoken about that on your podcast yet or no? Briefly, yeah. More information to come, though? Coming up on Swinging Out West, information about the winery. No, we went through it a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. We were talking about all sorts of other stuff, and I can't remember what it was. I think we've done something the week before as well. We've been a bit busy lately.

So, yeah, we've slutting it up slutting it up big time we've been massive we surround ourselves with sluts good yeah good people we do they are generally rocket yes you have been on many podcasts now right i mean you guys are like celebrities in your own right a little bit no yeah how long have you been in the first scene for we have been floating around the periphery for quite some time but we don't live in perth sploosh i mean did anybody else just like grandma she's bringing our podcast up to a whole nother level we don't live in perth and we don't play at home so our opportunities are big Thank you.

I mean, not that it's a really high bar to get out of your place. We don't live in Perth and we don't play at home, so our opportunities are a bit few and far between. So we've probably been, you know, dabbling our toes in the water for 10 years, maybe a little bit more. So pre-internet? No.

Because we've got some friends here need the internet's been around for more than 10 years just so we're aware whether there's easy internet hookups is just saying yeah i know the internet's been around for a while but i mean i was around when it started i was actually i mean i wasn't involved okay all right it was however pre-kick and all those apps that made live easy and no photos basically well photos yes because you had profiles but you know we oh god i remember the first time we ever met anyone sitting in a bar going oh my god that guy's got a purple tie and if it's him we're out of here was it just a purple tie because i'm wearing a purple tie tonight no no we were looking for a purple tie and then one bloke what no really so your first date or one of your first dates was i'm going to be wearing xyz look out thinner how did that go um it went pretty well there was a few issues uh that didn't necessarily relate to the first date but they became apparent around and he had a wife who didn't know anything about what was going on and um yeah that's so well now see we have this thing called facebook which everybody has to put every single moment of their life on so as soon as we get a single guy we want to talk to the first things he does is just punch their name into facebook and not on facebook oh yeah judging and if you can't find them they're off the list also there's there's reverse image search and i'll find your wedding photos it'll happen all right that actually has happened.

That has happened. FYI. We also have some Brisbaneites in the room. We do, too. I know. We're in Perth. We have some Brisbaneites. Why the fuck are you guys called Brisbaneites? And I ask that as being a Brisbaneite myself. Why? Our first club, our first time we ever swung was in Brisbane at Mike's Place. Okay. Tell us about that, what happened. Why? Why Mike's Place? Mike's Place. Because that's the only place we know of. It's the only place in Brisbane. In Brisbane, yeah. And it's not even in Brisbane, it's in Logan. It's in Logan, which is south of Brisbane. Yeah, Logan. You mean Bogan.

It's fine. I was going to say that, and you did it. We're all fun. You're good. And why are you guys in Perth? Well, we've got two reasons. One is work. It just happened to be that I was here for a couple of weeks. And how is your pornography career going for you? Oh, it's crazy. You're Mr. Squirt a lot, right? That's true. No? I know. Yeah.

angle if you don't you pull out right just fyi for everyone 8.2 over here so one was work second the Lions are playing yeah the football team's playing as well so we're here and it just happened the universe just everything aligned this, that, Lions it was like we have to be here and a shout shout-out to the Melbourne couple. That's why. Yeah, shout-out to the Melbourne couple for putting us in touch with you guys. They can't be here today, so let's shout-out to them. They really want to. They're totally jelly. They're beautiful people. I refuse to shout-out to them. Oh. He is a turd.

They're coming to Singapore and meeting us, so you're going to regret that comment. You might have probably been in the corner. I was sitting in the corner of a backhand slow-stroker. That actually sounds like a bit of me anyway. I was sitting in a crib with a watcher. Sounds a bit like the club we were at last week. All right, well, okay, this is pre-pub crawl.

so before we get into a bit of a fun game which everyone's going to be totally put on the spot including myself i'm going to go around the room and say what does everybody want to get out of tonight or expect out of tonight jason party org tell us what you want out of tonight i want what i always want um events like i mean that's a byproduct Our product? Our product? But the thing is, poor choice of words. I understand what you're saying. But I love meeting new people. The grammar Nazi strikes me over here. I love meeting new people and making new friends in the scene.

And that's what I always look for at any end. And if anything happens, it's the bonus. That's very true. Bonus is a much better word. Mr. S, what do you want to get out of tonight? We won't get it. I look forward to hearing my own voice. I've never done that before.

well i come up coming with no expectations and anything is a bonus oh copying me i'm learning you i'm learning and um yes and and we we're new to this sort of situation so we're just um we're just coming in eyes yeah wide open well i was wide open major yeah oh eyes wide shut so that's literally the only movie reference you've ever used and you've never seen the movie never seen the movie rocket sorry you're not missing much tell us what you're expecting or hoping for tonight.

I enjoy being in a group where everyone's fun and flirting and having a bit of a banter and jokes, and so we've already got there. Actually, good point. Fuck it. Let's just stay here. Everyone who's coming tonight, sorry. We didn't make it. We're going to send the gifts. I actually did have a nightmare last night that we forgot to make it to pub two and three. Yeah, so I woke up. This is, you know, first world nightmare. I woke up and I'm like, shit, we stayed at pub one, pub two and three haters now, so, you know. And clubs as well. Well, yeah, that as well. That's true. Can I just interrupt?

Did you tell them this is a swingers kind of win?

I did win i did actually so good question um i always tell the clubs or the pubs that we're going to that we are um a group of adults and and that we enjoy the lifestyle yes and the reason the reason for that is not necessarily that we want to display or be we're not going to be vulgar about it but the reason i do that is so they know that there may be some what we play games for starters and secondary so they know that if i'm with him i may be kissing you or you and your boobs might be out so we try to do that so they're very well aware yes last party so i thought it was i told Devis before but um we did a takeover but there was a 21st birthday party did they join you yes it was a bit depressing though because nobody else i was actually gonna say and literally this woman came in um in a very low cut top and she was like taking it out i was like there's is 21st and she's like actually i'm surprised you're like i'm 21st nobody loved it 21 year old girls no we let them know because oftentimes to the bartenders they're really kind of fun they want to engage and at least i know that we're going to play because you know what at pub, we're probably going to leave behind some fake cocks made out of Play-Doh and some vulvas drawn on artist easels.

So it's going to be left behind in the pub. So they need to know that there's a reason that there's Play-Doh cocks left on their table. Why are there massive Play-Doh cocks on the table? Maybe it's all hands-on. So we need to know. No cock straws. No cock straws. Just cock Play-Doh. Yeah, because they're bad for turtles. Cockstrawls. They fuck them up. Here I see plastic bags. Actually, just a note, a side note, today Western Australia outlawed... No plastic bags. Plastic bags, which is an interesting change for us given that in Singapore we double bag everything.

everything um yeah so no they are plenty strong enough it's just purely a difference in in culture good moving on uh i'm gonna call you mrs b to try and that's okay okay so what do you what do you so you said you're new you said this is the first time or close to the first time we're doing this so we've done what is this what is what is this doing just meeting people out of blue going to do a pub crawl and then the clubbing it we've done the clubbing in it but we've never done a pub crawl so this will be good so what are you hoping for i'm just happy i'm don't know i'm open to everything you're stoked to be here can we just shoot you my chin i mean that was one of the prizes when somebody said that out loud they were going to get a prize that's not true but I can make it true.

I have prizes. You got something. So you're going to ask me what I'm expecting out of tonight? You're at the last port. I'm going this way, you see. Oh, sorry, I didn't realise we're, like, dealing a deck of cards. We are. You don't deal a deck of anti-crop-wise. No, I know that, but you've only just met my lovely one. So Naughty, the non-Gremenazi apparently, but in love with the Gremenazi. Tell us what you're expecting tonight. For me, it was really about just the opportunity to really... Take the piss out of D. Yeah, good. I like where you're at.

And then to take my wife home at the end of the night and have a good time that's the best car oh my god that's so romantic i love it i mean just trying to get some brownie You see how the responses have changed, is they're seeing through me you guys, you guys went shopping today. What did you buy? Too much. Not enough. Yeah. Actually, the interesting thing with ladies, anything for ladies in terms of lingerie is the smaller it is, the more it costs. That's true. The tiny is like a one-inch piece of, like, scrap material is, you know, hundreds of dollars.

We bought some beautiful little pieces of lingerie, or not so little, and it took, I was probably in the honeybed debt change room for like an hour and a quarter, an hour and 20 minutes, and then on the way out he said, hey, I like that suit, and I went, yeah, I like that suit, let's go and have a look, and it took us about 15 minutes to get him fitted with the suit. We're out. So in your experience shopping today for an hour and a half a lingerie, would they do better if they served the man champagne? Well, they are serving the man his wife in a regularly changing array of lingeries.

So he was pretty happy with that. Our tolerance level is very high. I don't think they need to cut their hideously high profit margins at all. But a beer would have been nice. Like, I might have felt less like I needed to be hurrying Mars if you'd had a beer. Not that I felt like I needed to be. I went to a grooming place the other day, and the first thing they do is offer you a beer, and it's specifically for gentlemen.

How was that crack waxing was it good yeah no painful yeah it's more painful for the girl that had to do it you know they give you the beer to calm you down right it's a beer and a piece of piece of wood chew on this yeah just bite down down on that smj you missed yourself i'm gonna go last oh no but i'm last i'm gonna go last because i'm learning from everybody else just write it down oh honey nobody expects anything sublime from you you're supposed to be on my side nobody's on the seaside tonight that was a good one i'll give you one that's all right yeah a little bit one joke it hit me in the face that one didn't go over so it was good one joke for sea tonight that'll be that's you for the year done i think that's me that's my what are you guys what are you guys hoping for tonight what's your expectations or wants?

Probably the same thing, like socialising with people who are like-minded to us and meeting people. Getting to wear an amazing corset out in public because it looks fucking amazing. It sure does. Yeah. The only thing really, the only problem with that corset is the pants. And the jacket. Pants and the jacket. We were discussing that. Straight, straight.

No, we've had a problem with that corset is the pants and the jacket pants and the jacket we were discussing that we've had a problem with pants before where pants just get in the way and dresses are much better pants do get in the way this is good so we kind of i'm guessing she'll take them off at the club this is the problem with latex pants they look fantastic but get somebody out of those, it's not possible. You've got to roll them down. Right so you'll get in the mouth. I say bring like a box knife with you, right? Job done. You've got to be careful though. Box knife, really?

Yeah, okay, box knife again is probably... Paramedics is better, yes. Yeah, good. Now that I've done it. All the, all Oh, yeah, okay. Boxknife, again, is probably correct. Paramedics is better, yes. Paramedics. Yeah, good. Not that I've done it. Or the bondage rope. Here's one that I've prepared earlier. It's the bondage rope. Yeah, we may have a couple pieces. What do we mean? We've made or not? Two, just in case things get freaky and somebody gets hung up by their neck or testicles. Oh, you do that to me? There's nothing about a thousand reasons. So many new people, what else?

We haven't really done this kind of stuff either. We jumped in headfirst a couple of months back and went to a club and haven't really... Stopped? Yeah. I listened to your podcast. I don't know who you're talking about. We've been going a bit nuts. So I think we keep saying, every week we keep saying that we need to put on the brakes a little bit and calm down, and it never seems to happen. But I think we haven't had that. We keep saying we're social swingers, similar to you guys, but that kind of goes by the wayside when we get to the club. We're so good to swing us until we find sexy people.

No, we're slutty. We're slutty swingers. It is the Pandora's fault. Exactly. It is actually, yeah. But we're interested in having the meet and greet at the start and meeting new people without having to... Having to? With our pants on for a significantly longer period of time as in at least three hours yeah a couple of hours so hence why you're wearing pants this evening rather than a skirt because otherwise it was to hold it back yeah yeah it's a good way to go it's like having water every second drink basically yes we did bring the bondage gun a little bit further.

He had something to get out of the pants. And the Velcro pants. Oh, Velcro pants. Nothing says class like a pair of Velcro pants. Except the hose you've got to get into to rip them off. And it's Adidas, not Adidas. Sorry, my bad. I just say... Like Target, not Target. Please drive me pants. Okay. Dee, what what are you hoping for what am i hoping for out of the ceiling um certainly not fucking up that would be uh one of the first things i'm hoping to not to do but um i'm glad you did up because i thought you were going to go with certainly not fucking i don't get it no i virgin. I am.

Plus for the very first time. Yeah. No, as usual for me, just to enjoy people's company. The sex is always a bonus if it happens, but there's a whole lot of people... Oh, sorry. Yeah, but, you know, that's one thing I'm not thinking. The sex is kind of a bonus if it happens, and, you know, worst-case scenario, I get to go home with my wife at the end. Oh, I like to see that. The sex is kind of a bonus if it happens. And, you know, worst case scenario, I get to go home with my wife at the end. Oh, I like that scene. Oh, I like that scene. Well done. All the bits of together. Captain Planet.

You just combine the best of the art. I can tell he's my age right now because in the back of my head, I'm like singing the song. Yeah, okay. Well, I was singing Voltron, soron so I'm that's a bit older so that's always I mean you know me that's true and now see given you've gotten all the good stuff from everybody have you got? What's your reason for being here? I just want to fuck. No. Actually, that response is not a surprise to me. It's been a dry spell. Well, it's been a dry spell. And you know what happens?

We come back to Australia and we're like, there's really super attractive people here, and I get super horny on the bus and the transport. I like is it the vibrations no i'm looking around and i'm like everybody's attractive and i have to rein it in because i thought you know when you're looking at people down the street and going yeah i reckon i'd take you no i come to australia and i'm like down it's quite funny that C will actually be sitting in a restaurant and just say the word sploosh. And somebody walks past and I'm like, I can't fucking show you. It's not okay, you know?

Well, the other night there was a guy walking past in a suit and I was like, I'd fuck him. He was half a metre. No, yeah, he was close. I'm like, you know, I actually had to say, well, you know, the back of his head is within half a metre of your head. Maybe his wife who's sitting on the other side of the table heard him heard that as well. No, but in all honesty, I hope tonight is not a total fuck-up. It's already not a total fuck-up. And so you know why? So I'm happy right now because if it's just, like, a great group like now, I'm like, thank fuck. That would be better.

But the the perf has really turned it up you guys are perverts yeah this is the biggest interest we've had in a pub crawl in the whole of australia and i'm a little bit concerned about purse like everybody's just going to be dry humping each other in the car and i'm gonna have to like separate people like tone it down no don't separate people did you bring a spray bottle for me i just really i hope tonight goes well and everybody gets on and people have a great time yeah and then fuck later so i guess there's probably not as much to do in birth and the other capital cities yeah we only have two swingers pubs here and um party wise i think um you know people want good parties um and once they know there's a good party you will get fooled and your perverts yeah we didn't realize how bad it was because this is a real fucking situation there are so many perverts in this state There is worse situations to be in, though.

Well, we started looking into it, and we were like, press the... fucking situations there is so many perverts in this state there is worse situations to be in well we started looking into it and we were like first a small place there's not that many people here it's not going to be crazy yeah there's a lot of people yeah yeah well i mean just for some perspective for people listening first whatth's, what, a million, 1.5? Yeah, it's getting close to two. It goes up and down depending on the mining cycle. So now it's up to around 1.75 as well. The mining cycle's on its way up.

Whether we're on the flight in or the flight out. Yeah, so Perth's not, even by Australian city size, it's not a big place, but we were really surprised. I mean, what, we've had 140? Something. You can probably tell us, Jason. Come on. Look, like I said, once we know that it's a good party and there are good people hosting it, like you two tonight. He keeps telling me, he's like, there's 133, it's 140, it's 143. There's a last I saw, which was around 132. Okay. Yeah. So,'s... If you compare it to Sydney...

Well, Sydney's a little different because Sydney-siders tend to not want to cross two bridges. It's like some sort of psycho rule. It must be the toll. This is why people correct us on our list. Yeah, it's the tolls. Yeah, sure. If they make it across the Sydney Harbour Bridge, that's it. Like, we're in the city now. If we have to cross another bridge, we're out. There is a bit of that in Perth. Yeah. We have two bridges. There's one. There's only one. I was going to say, you don't have to drive out of the city and back in the city. It's north and south. People put on their profile.

South doesn't want to go north. We're like, we're coming 400km, dude. Can you just? If you're chasing a route, just get in the car. You can't say route on our podcast, get the fuck out. I'm gone. It's like process of learning. All right. How long have you been in the lifestyle for, Jason? I'd like to say one year, but it's actually 10. Are you trying to be like a virgin? No, no, it's just... Take advantage of me. Take advantage of me. Actually, you won't believe this.

The first party I went to, I said that, and I was really genuine, and three gorgeous girls just grabbed my hand and sat me down on the couch and in my head I was like this is my life I don't want anything and I was at a rough young age of 23 oh nice and your friends were like bulls if that happened no no they believe me Mr S how long have you and Mrs B been in the lifestyle for? Thank you. Mr. S, how long have you and Mrs. B been in the lifestyle for? We were just saying about three years. The first time we went to Mike's place was our first time. And yeah, it was about three years ago.

And who had the conversation? I think I might have started it. Oh, and then I was just like, yes. So it wasn't my hard conversation. I am totally fucking sick. It wasn't sitting there talking about it. There was no thinking about it. It was like, yes. So Mr S came to you and he said, B, I've been thinking about this lifestyle. And you were like, thank fuck. I've been looking at porn and swinging my stuff like every year. Finally, he brings something to me. So about three years. Yes. We were watching the upper floor. Yeah, so we were watching the upper floor.

And we were like, oh, I'd love to do something like that. And then we went to Sexpo. So I think we need to just pause for a second. Because I've never heard of the upper floor. It sounds like a year to know about it. Is it porn? Yeah. But it's like, it's actually quite hilarious to watch. You've got the whole sex show happening. You've got happening got the audience sitting there sitting back it's chipping champagne just watching but it's all in san francisco so we were watching that. I remember, I remember... Does anybody dodge a ping pong ball? Not classy.

I remember you calling me saying, oh, my God, I can't wait to show you this. And that was it. So there was works and stuff. That's really... Wow. And then we watched it, and it was... But maybe about two years later, it was like when you... Because I was like that love to do that and when you broached it I was like oh yes so yeah so that's what men have to do all the time women it's just give them the idea two years before yeah I know plant a seed it's like I think I want to stop wearing underwear and then two years later they stop later, they stop wearing underwear.

I'm going to ask this question to Rocket first. So Rocket and Naughty are together. But Rocket, I know your background, but maybe can you share with our listeners what you believe is when you join the lifestyle? And then we'll chat to Naughty after. Don't look at him. So he used to put photos online, and initially he did it before I knew he was doing it. I think he'd always like to take photos and pause for suspense. Consent, consent. It's illegal now. Six years jail. I'm going to keep that one in there.

And then he would sort of talk about, you know, we could do this and we could think, you know, two guys, all the focus on you, be fantastic. And then, yeah, we went down that path, organised a hook-up in Perth. And so I reckon it was probably ten years. No, I said don't look at him. Don't concur. Because I want to know your opinion of it and then I want to know his. But we can go a year or more, you know, without any kind of contact or interaction because we're not interested at all. You're talking about Perth being 1.7 million or whatever it is. We live in a town of... Much less than that.

Many less people.

Just move the decimal point a few point a few places and you know you don't want to go out for drinks with someone and go yeah no and then see them at bunnings yeah can we pause can we pause and explain this so d is a helicopter pilot you know that right he does not know his life story's rights so when he flies when he flies he writes an L on his left leg and he writes an R on his right leg to explain the fact that he has to fly left or right can I say that really excited the instructor when I was doing my exam I've got an R on my leg and he's like why do you have an R on your leg because I'm not very good with my left from I'm not very good with my left from my right.

He put his seatbelt on at that point in time. There's we're taking off. And he says, are you fucking serious? So pilots don't do port and starboard that you left and right? No, because to say a port is really empty or whatever it is. There's no port left.

It much time yeah and also a port could mean a drink or a bag in queensland we call a porter luggage so yeah it's just too confusing in australia you don't know whether you're landing or carrying a bag or turning right or left you don't know just come in naughty at that stage what's happened is you've crashed into the alarm and that's that's a problem. Yeah. Slightly, slightly problematic. Dying. Dying is a little bit annoying. Hence why I write left on my leg. Good strategy. Yeah, I don't want to die. It's one of these things that I have in my things not to do.

Like, fuck up tonight, which I feel like I'm sucking the conversation out of the groove right now. No, please, talk about finances in your opinion when did you get into the lifestyle i think this time period would be the same i think there was probably a bit more of uh discussion in the bedroom at the right moment where you go you're a bit bit dirty and, like, talking to a dirty while you're having sex. Yeah. Might talk to somebody else's car. Yeah. Someone was doing this while I'm doing this sort of thing. So it's probably a bit different. Yeah, yeah, all the time, yeah.

I try to, but, you know, she sometimes says, can you just be you tonight? I mean, I fucked 20 different guys in the last month. Maybe you can just be you. I'm just saying. Give masks when you do it. True story. It's about 10 years here. I just wear different clothes. Yeah. But like we said, we could go a year without any kind of... And then we could have a year of being down around Perth every six weeks. With the same person every week. I think that was pretty good. So that's a really good point though.

I mean like in terms of if you take a year break do you still classify yourselves as being in the swinging lifestyle? Yeah I'd say so because you're still open to that. Like we have friends who come and visit us. There's a couple of people who come visit from Sydney and people we've met online who are in the lifestyle but they're not, we're not pants off friends, never have been. But they'll Thank you very much.

open to that like we have friends who come and visit us it's a couple of people who come visit from sydney and people we've met online who are in the lifestyle but they're not we're not pants off friends never have been but they'll still come and come and stay at our place when they're traveling and all that kind of thing so you still you still got friends you can talk about all that stuff with them and we're not closed off it's not like we're taking a break it's just like it doesn't work currently we're just the opportunity doesn't arrive and so and so if the opportunity arose so just just for those people out there that might want to have sex with you what is your twitter handle too embarrassed to say your twitter handle in your town of very small population the scale is quite funny though right because?

Because some of our friends in the US, similar to you guys, they don't play at home because they're concerned about the chance of running into somebody they know. But they're talking about a city the size of Perth. Oh, really? Whereas my hometown has a population of 15. Yes, that's one five for those of you out there who don't understand what 15 is.

yeah i mean i you swing at home well for starters they're all his cousins most of them are relatives i've literally had to check with people before shaving them actually what's your surname and then then go through okay no, no, you were married to, no, no, okay, so we're not related to you and three. So the scale is very different in different places. We weren't dick relatives. Let's sort that out. Yeah, exactly. But can I say something?

I've actually, we were at Secret Spot, played Jenga, had a great night, and then I was running to the plane on the following Friday and a guy came up to me and said, did you like Jenga on Friday night? And I was like, oh, my God. Inappropriate, dude. Yeah, and I ran to the plane, got him on the plane, and I was just like, oh, my God. He was sitting next to you. And texted, no. Can you imagine? It was enough seeing him. And then I texted Mr. S and just went, funny story, funny story. And that was like a city of, what, three million people? Yeah. At the airport, random. So that was like.

That's good, though. I mean, you know what know what that tells me like people are being more and more open about their sexuality i know but i just ran but he quoted you shouldn't be careful about that right because you you maybe a little wink might have been more appropriate than hey at least that was something that other people around wouldn't understand you know some have known. Whereas, you know, some people, and we were talking a little earlier about how you were outed effectively in a group of people who didn't know about it despite somebody at a party.

Yeah, so I've interrupted or given half the story. You can tell the rest if you want. Just out with my normal friends and a random comes up to me and goes, oh, youason uh you're doing parties um but can i get an invite and i was with my friends that didn't know about my lifestyle pretty embarrassing so yeah yeah last but at least though smj what are we talking about i haven't been distracted by day the whole time no no no. Okay. But separately, I would like to know. So you guys have Swinging Out West. That's your new podcast. You just launched when? We came unprepared. Some months ago. Okay.

In your mind, how much have you been in the lifestyle for and then in your mind, same question three and a half months so three and a half months ago you woke up one morning and thought I'm going to invest some time three or almost four months ago now I went away out of town for a week or so and that was enough sometimes i fall into vajayjays it's not your fault it's fine he went away and um i had to call in a ring in to go to a wedding with me um he was one of my friends and newest euphemism going to a wedding which means pointing your face in a vagina i actually had to go wedding and then, yeah, brought a friend along and then got back and...

Did the wedding make you horny? Is this one of the... Because, you know, there's this fallacy, that wedding to make women horny. I'm just curious if it's a fallacy or not. No, we'd travelled together before and, like, I was thinking, like, she'd make certain comments. I might have encouraged. Yeah, she made certain comments. Are we talking about special care here?

No, done six push-ups today exactly you've got it you've got it because you've got to get you've got to get the pump on yeah it'll come around so i've got six push-ups that's me because i'm impressed i'm just going to go to your room in two minutes so four months in the lifestyle yeah so sorry after after that she um filled me on what had happened and we caught up with and you're like thank fuck i've been looking at porn oh so you didn't like three years no no no she told me straight up and she i've always had her she it's always something that she's been interested in so i've given her a free pass for that whenever she wants um when it happened she held off on details until i got back so i was away for another eight days killing myself slowly through through dehydration i wasn't i was holding myself off for when i got home because i know it would just ruin it but were you excited i don't know were you excited i was surprised you still haven't yeah i was with i was not friends in a very small apartment yeah so i didn't have enough space to go and sort myself out so we i held myself off with her and then it just got really batshit crazy when I got home.

Rubbing yourself against a wall kind of is a little bit of an embarrassing thing. But then we started listening to a little podcast called Swinging Down Under. Oh, fuck off. Come on. No. Seriously. We were sitting there talking about how the imbalance of the threesome was a bit funny for Jay because she didn't want to feel left out. And I said, well, okay, well, I think I said, well, you said, what if there's another guy there, does that make it easier? And she went, yeah, okay, yeah, that sounds interesting.

And then we just Googled swinging and your podcast came out and we started looking good. Really? We got our fucking SEO down. Baby, give me some. That's all, man. Is it? Because I don't know shit about that.

No that no exactly that's why i'm saying it's on me so you do seo oh oh yeah i paid someone once but i don't know what the actor and seo stands for search engine optimization come on oh i'm the it part of this whole relationship babe come on so just an fyi again for the people on the other side of the ones who don't see what's going on we've got tits out taking photos on one corner we've got a photo of a beautiful sunset and boobies perithian sunset with boobies maybe we could get a perythian sunset with boobies set into the form i'm going to lay it down i'm going to lay it down throughout this evening i'm going to come up to each of you with my iphone and request a boobie and a boobie shop i can only do penis yeah nobody likes penis sozzy baby no one likes my boobie I have no idea what I'm going to do.

Sorry, that's what I'm going do penis. Nobody likes penis shots. No one likes my penis shots. No one likes penis shots. Yeah, exactly. So that's what I'm going to do. Tonight I want audio from each of you. Just noted. At one point or another. I want to know what you think about tonight. Okay. Let's do that. I already know what's... I've already been determined. Yeah. That's amazing. Suck. You're no longer invited. You're a good one.

I've got spotty senses when it comes to parties i've been married for 10 years i know it's going to be kick-ass tonight why do you send this body all right well let's sign off. I'm going to let each of you sign off in your own little way. Say whatever you want to say. You best. Not again. It's something else. D, sign off in your own surprising little way. Babe, I just want to take this moment. Oh, fuck off. That without you, my life would be incomplete. I love you dearly. You're a jerk right now. And here's to getting... Why are you crying?

You're making this podcast a little bit too sensitive. You know we take the piss. Yeah, okay. Well, that may have been... Did nobody catch the wrist? I thought it was really clear. And And also you've got to go iron a shirt, so let's move on. I do have to iron a shirt. Unless, of course, anybody good at ironing shirts? No, we're going to drink in the chat. It's going to come off anyway. Yeah, I know, but... I'm a bit fussy at putting iron a shirt too. Oh, you're going to iron a shirt too? No, I'm not going to have a shirt. Oh, you're good at that. Well, you're a good lady.

Okay, so the last party we went to, I ended up sewing everyone's outfits before we left. Yeah. Wow. They were all getting ready and getting their makeup on and I was sewing costumes. Shit. Well, were they ladies' costumes? They were ladies' and men's costumes. He was making things shorter. I'm like, what? You want a little doll, man? A little Ken doll. I think he's a keeper. Yeah. I can sew. I didn't know that. And he does cocktails. Not because you can. We made it on our profile. Usually he's in dark glasses, so everyone calls him Clark Kent. He washes dishes and he sews.

That's what I found through my time through a marriage. If I can wash a dish, sew and sweep the floor, I am getting laid. I don't need that shit to get laid. Me neither. Good man. Can we get an official Swinging Out out west exit out tell us a little about yourselves exit us out i was actually happy for an injury in but an exit just ignore him on completion is okay exit on completion from him or me you you're talking about you we're not waiting for a fake orgasm or anything. We're just getting a sign-off. That would be a great idea. Everybody, everybody... Like a money.

Yeah, that could be an orgy. It is an orgy. It's a podcast orgy. We can all just do a sign-off by all of them. Apology. Apology. Sounds hot. Sign-off. No. I've got nothing. Well, we're swinging out west, and we're looking forward to having a great time. Yeah, sounds good to me. That's your sign-up? Come on. Do your normal podcast. And I'm Jay. And we're swinging out west. There you go. That's what's what I wanted to hear. Yeah, it's called. I'll find you in mine already. We're going the other way now. Naughty and Rocket, do you guys have some sort of amazing sign-off?

This is your third or fourth podcast. I mean, come on. No, we need video snippets so I can just do the boob thing or something. Yeah, just get your boobs out. We just did so i'm actually okay with that even on podcast given that there's no sand This is the first one. Nobody else will see it. I was just talking, wait. No, no, you signed up. Hey, it's done. I love that closet. Yeah, it's really hot. You should take a hand. They've done this time. Yeah, I'm really hot as well. I think we get to decide that. Yeah. I'm just going to cocksure it. No. Oh, no. Naughty Rocket, come on.

Give us your rest sign off. We've had a great time so far. Deadly star. Let's get on with the rest of the night. Come get a Naughty Rocket up your house. How's that? From now on in, that's your sign off house we are owning that that's awesome yeah five cents every time just wait a minute i'll pay forward a dollar we're in advance all right mr s m B, give us your best sign-off. What do you got? Okay, we're S and B, and we're here for... We're like sex and boobs. Sex and boobs, that's me. Sex and boobs. Can't wait to do it out West. First time out West. First time out West.

Let's high five ourselves. We're not going to be able to finish. We will be able to finish, I promise you that. No question. No question. Okay. My entire levels are just coming out. They need to redefine finish. Yeah, backhand stroke and it, fly stroking it or it's Jason Hardi-Org anything else you want to add before we close out tonight's podcast? C, D, it's been a dream come true stop trying to make brownie points I'm doing what D did he stole my idea I know it has been a drink. Dude, you're going to see all the tips if you keep it. All those bike tracks. The amount of bike tracks.

It's going to be astounding. We've got to go pub crawl, right? Yes, we do. We need to go on shirts. Literally, we've got 13 minutes. Let's get this bitch started. Hang on, we haven't finished yet.'ve got a sign off as well i was halfway through mine give them a break you can't cut him off half august sign off and yeah next party's on the 18th of august anyone from perth listening come on yeah absolutely what are you doing another winery another fuck you you're doing amazing parties an amazing party. You guys will get an invite. Nobody likes you anymore.

If you don't make it to the next party, you're going to be so upset. Yeah. Now you've got your invite. What's that? You're sponsoring my flights? I mean, I don't care. Whatever. So, I mean, we should probably do our stand-in sign-up. This is D. And this is C. My voice has changed. And this is down under swinging. I've. And this is Down Under Swinging. I've been to Thailand, there's hormones involved. I'm so cutting that out. This is C. And this is D. And this is Swinging Out West. Slash Down Under. This is Swinging Out West Down Under. No Mapatazi. Oh, shit.