P57 – Desire Pearl 2017 Vol 1

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Hi there, my name is C. I'm Dee and you're listening to Swinging Down Under. Our journey is a couple through the swinging lifestyle. Are you into open relationships or exploring new things in life? This is our podcast. Experiences, both good and bad, reviews and events and more here at Swinging Down Under. Come on. Join us. This is C, and this is Swinging Down Under. Hey there, sexy friends. I have a little bit of a disclaimer and an announcement for today's podcast.

We did record with our previous microphones, which, bless their souls, have lasted for the past three years in our podcasting life and we're actually a donation from our good friends the law and baby doll from our secret spot swingers club actually in sydney if you remember that was quite some time ago i think it was episode four or five of our podcast where they donated their microphones to us they felt a bit sorry about the sound quality and they said to us if you're going to be talking about our club please let it be done with some decent sound quality they have finally after many many trips around the world in our suitcases and out and about finally decided that they've left the swinging down under podcast today so we have actually procured some new microphones finally and the last version of this podcast that we recorded about our desired 2017 trip well look it's not great and there has been some fairly big discussion on twitter lately about sound quality about podcasts and to be honest i was listening to this we've done our best with trying to enhance the sound quality get rid of some of the crackling and pops in the background given that one of the microphones was shorting out the other microphone but look the quality is a bit dodgy so that's the disclaimer if you want to hear about our Desire 2017 adventures and Mexico in general and then Dallas please do listen I have warned you so please don't send me any hate mail but also yes we are going back to Desire do mention that at the beginning, but it's a bit difficult to hear.

We're heading back there in 2018 with We Got a Thing podcast, Mr. and Mrs. Jones. And that's on the 10th to the 17th of November in 2018. So, hey, if you like our stories and you want to come and join us for next year's trip, we're about halfway fully booked on that trip.

So we trip so we'd love to have you join of course otherwise you can of course always catch up with our stories and our sexy adventures through the podcast as well if you can't join with us you can always live vicariously through us so thanks for listening as always guys we really appreciate all your support and um i hope you enjoy thanks bye this is c and this is d and this is swinging down under all righty guys it has been such a long time it feels like since we've sat in front of these microphones to talk about sexy stuff yeah i don't even know oh hello welcome back d hello you've taken a bit of a uh hiatus hiatus How's it how's it feel i mean look you know i need some time to recharge my batteries yeah that's total horseshit i just um didn't podcast in a while yeah you were traveling i was traveling for work uh we just uh wanted to talk tonight a little bit about our desire trip.

Yeah. I don't even know. I mean, it's been batshit crazy. It has been cray-cray. Yeah, I mean, Thailand, we probably didn't tell anyone that we went on a sexy adventure to Thailand before we went to Mexico. We mentioned it, but we said we couldn't go. And then, of course, at the last minute, I decided to book us flights for the weekend over to Phuket to have a lifestyle vacay over there because there was a group here that's based in Singapore hosting a party over in Phuket. So we got on a plane and headed over there. Yeah, it was a pretty interesting event.

Yeah, they take over two villas over there, and we did not stay in the villa because it was a longer event than we had the opportunity for uh we just actually stayed at a hotel off site but um i probably would have to say that my favorite part of that trip was actually at the beach party um on the saturday afternoon actually i thought that was a probably my favorite time and why is that we just got to hang out and have a good time meet like-minded people and chat and chill and talk about sexy things and massage each other it was just fucking awesome yeah i figured it might have been the massage each other bit that kind of was interesting to you as well actually i think it was just the ability to kind of just be yourself and let loose oh yeah a little bit yeah we got a little bit and we actually probably had um for the first time ever we fooled around in the taxi van on way back to the hotel.

We certainly did. We've never done that before. We've never done that before. But you were a little boost. We were all a little boost. I did not instigate that, though. That was not me. Oh, no, it wasn't you.

All I can say, though, is I'm pretty sure I put my hip out trying to, like, lean around two sets of seats and suck somebody's cock it's basically impossible i don't think it is yeah because you did it it was painful i mean it was some yoda shit yeah you were yodaring the fuck out of that yodaring yodaring i don't know where does the emphasis go on the wrong syllable i need to put it on the right syllable uh yeah but it was fun we came back. Lots of sexy couples, huh? Lots of sexy couples. Like keeps. Yeah.

Before we kind of get into our big trip, just a couple of things I wanted to say is Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year. By the time we put this out, we'll probably maybe. It will be nowhere near Christmas still. Yeah, it will. It's only the 17th of December. You know, it'll go out.

You'll put it out tomorrow night best case worst case scenario because you're like egging to get it out a little beaver when it comes to getting things out these days yeah so i'm still saying merry christmas i love the holidays you love christmas you do now on to the sexy stuff yes but i still have some thank yous to do so we went into dallas on our way through to mexico We wanted to stop in and we wanted to say hello to Jay and Angie from The Average Swingers. And they showed us around Dallas. Yes. We had a couple of things that we had to do. One was eat Texas barbecue.

Yeah, and we smashed some Texas barbecue within an hour of landing. Yeah, it was sweet. And the other was actually go to a proper lifestyle club. Ordering by was a little bit that's weird for you that's that's a bit tough given you can't convert at all no it was really quite exciting seeing the look in your eyes when you were just randomly throwing out a number i'm a half pound thinking oh my god did i just order 40 kilograms of meat? I have no idea. Not that I would have cared. No, you probably would have eaten it all.

You were a little bit more rotund walking out of there than you were walking in. Yeah, I felt so sick. And then the second thing was we wanted to go to a lifestyle club because we hadn't been to one in over 12 months. Yes. Why did you say a real lifestyle club? Because we don't have them here in Singapore. Okay, sorry. I'm just clarifying because it's a little weird. No, I mean, like, it's like a real, I'm a real live girl. You know what I mean? Do you know? It's a real live. So you've become, like, Pinocchiette for a while and now you're not Pinocchiette. Yeah. Gotcha.

So Jay and Angie took us over to Colette in Dallas. And thank you, John and Jackie Melfi, for actually letting us in because they have made a comment before that the Swinger Bandit, a.k.a. C&D, is not allowed in 2D. C&D? It's got nothing to do with D. You're in the puzzle, baby. Oh, shit. Yeah, you have to be. I can go as a single man. Fuck it, that's very true. They have single men nights, which we were there on that Friday night. So I'm just going to say, bam. Damn it.

Actually, if anybody just heard that noise, that's me true they have single men nights which we were there on that friday night damn actually i if anybody just heard that noise that's me dropping the mic okay all right so this is why i come back to podcast is just to like take this yeah but i'll tell you what how bloody awesome are the size of the clubs in the states yeah they go right and i and it was really funny too because uh i think jay said oh you know it'll probably be a quiet night it's friday like clubs tend to be more happening here on saturday yeah what the fuck guys like we have like maybe 30 40 people in a club in australia and you guys are just pumping out oh that's not entirely true it depends it just still depends on the evening yeah obviously like news and stuff is bigger but on your average weekend 30 40 couples pretty good yeah i don't disagree but uh yeah this place is crazy and you're crazy there was a lot of sexy people that night too there were a mountains of sexy people you know what the funny thing is when i've realized when we travel now because of where we live and kind of like the um no it's the lack of so it's not the lack of sexy people it's the lack of people who dress sexually that's what i'm saying yeah like you actually i become a fucking pervert because i see people's cleavage and they're wearing heels and it's like and you want it and you want to put your face in it i just you want to motivate it's i kind of go a little bit like a sex pervert yeah i feel like i've been a sex starved pervert i did ask you actually at desire and this is toward the end of desire i did ask you whether um the sex would drop off when we got home due to the lack of sexual inspiration you know because only i'm here so boring this is the is the part where I say, but baby, you're enough for me.

Wow. I mean, could you say it a little more convincingly? That's horrible. Why? No, you're not even stepping in. Jesus. Oh God, but yes.

So maybe we can just, um, um compliment uh john and jackie on their awesome club we had a lot of fun there yep what did you do on a well this is what i was about to say so we ended up playing there and we were walking um into the to the rooms right and this is why you really need to clarify stuff because we were walking past the rooms and i was like oh all of the private rooms are like the half private rooms or whatever those like beds are they're all busy it was what i thought later what we figured out was actually they weren't i don't know why i thought that whoa i knew that at that time that's what i'm saying though like we didn't do that very well because I was like, oh.

And the couple was like, let's go to the main bed. Yeah. I'm like white noise. So we ended up playing on the big open main bed. Which, listen, again, going in there, I was like, oh, wow, this is a really massive, huge, circular bed. And, oh, I don't know, there's like, what, four people in the room at that point in time? Like, just sitting on the chairs that kind of surround it? At that point in time, there were very few people. This is what I'm saying. Yeah. What I came to realize, like, what, 20 minutes later?

What you came to realize when people get naked and start fucking on a bed, other people come to watch. How many people were there by the end of it? Both of my hands were busy. And the only other things I can count on are lower. Okay. So, you know, and I can only count to like four and a half in inches, so. Oh, so lame. Yeah. That's lame joke of the evening one. Oh, no. Maybe I should convert the centimetres, then I can get more of it. Yeah. You don't know the conversion. I don't know the fucking conversion.

But, yeah, so we were playing on the main bed with this couple, and then towards the end of it, I realised that there was an enormous audience, and there was people like, yeah. Oh, shit, yeah. Sorry, that's the sound of C's vagina shutting chalk. Because there was people, like, not even an arm's reach away, just standing there looking, and I was like, wow, this is... Straight out your pussy. Like, stadium seating. You've got, like, a cock up in there. Yeah. I will have one thing to say about that as well.

We had a position, myself and the guy, where he was behind me, but then he pulled me up on my... Well, it was on my knees.

He pulled me up, so I was on my on my knees but upright and then he had my hands behind me and he was using that and the whole time i was like i'm just gonna fall down you know what i mean like i have no center of balance here it's all relying on him yeah and i thought my head's gonna hit the bed and i'm probably gonna die first ever swinger death yeah yeah on the soft round bed in the middle of the room actually no you are capable of that you can do that i'm clumsy pull that shit off yep i think i just imagine it's up there yeah they have a whole other insurance uh scheme for me yeah uh what's your takeaway from that that play session i feel like i'm under the pump here oh are you well you're pumping that was my first lame joke of the evening oh man you like You like it?

No. Damn it. I thought it was alright. Yeah, no, it was terrible. So, um, that evening was fantastic, but, um, uh, just to correct, not a couple, two singles. We didn't know that at the time. We didn't know, but we did figure that out. Yeah. And look, I was not, I was not too chuffed about that, to be honest.

I just thought that it was sold to me in a very oh bollocks yeah it wasn't sold you in any way i thought there were a couple they didn't say there were singles together it was later when jay was like jay said to us i'm really surprised you guys played with those two singles i was like what they were there as a couple they were fucking as a couple yeah so before i know i'm just saying like you know i mean i think you're just grasping at straws uh but if you want to hear more about what happened in dallas because we are extremely bad at remembering head over to play by play with their uh blown away by how good their memory was yeah it's crazy she'd probably get a job doing something with memory um head over to their podcast though the average swingers and uh you can listen to the full recap but uh i have to say now though because we've been lazy as fuck thank you very much for uh hosting us thank you for having us we had an absolute amazing time and uh you guys are great and yeah i don't know i second that and thanks for introducing us to all your friends too that was a really really to our holiday, actually.

Like, that trip set the scene for the rest of our holiday, being able to be around. That's right. Sexy, like-minded, no fucking judgment. But no sleep and being hung over. Oh, yeah. So it's time to set the scene for the rest of the holiday. That's also true. Although, I don't get hangovers generally, and didn't get one this time either, but you were hung over.

correction all three of you were hung no because angie kept eating that stuff what's it called the electrolyte stuff whatever it's the magic powder it's like magic gatorade yeah i don't know um yeah but they they took us to the airport at like four in the morning to catch our flight down to Cancun. I don't know anyone else would do that. I would send you guys in an Uber. I'm just fucking saying. I'd pay for the Uber. You know, like that's still cool, right? You pay for the Uber. No, it's fucking terrible. You're a horrible person.

Well, yeah, but I'd be paying for their Uber, so it's all right. It's kind of on top. So you're a cashless horrible person. Yeah. Who's paying other horrible people to take them to... Yeah. Uber, so it's all right. It's kind of on top. So you're a cashless, horrible person. Yeah, yeah. Who's paying other horrible people to take them to... Yeah. Yeah, okay, sweet. Whatever. So we head on down to Cancun. It was awesome. Sorry, before we kick on, it was a great week, or a great couple of days there.

Again, I'd like to reiterate and say thanks to to the two guys you guys made it awesome thank you very much yeah absolutely thank you we um i don't know you guys like i said we set the scene for the sexy amazing trip that was to come actually so yeah uh desire holy shit i i a week of just insane crazy fun with amazing people uh polar opposite to our trip from riviera maya which was actually like it was a good opposite that's no that's no all right we had a whole lot of fun at rm yeah i mean a couple of decimal points we still had a. We had a lot of fun at RM, but I think that there...

It has nothing to do with a hotel. Nothing to do with a hotel. The constant forums where they're talking about... The people who are there. Yeah. That's who makes it better. The hotels are better. And your attitude. Your attitude as well. The hotels are basically... The food is good at both. Yeah, I mean, the food is very good in some spots. You know what I mean? It's okay in others. Yeah. Although I lost weight while I was there. Yeah, I don't know food is very good in some spots. You know, it's okay in others. Yeah. Although I lost weight while I was there.

Yeah, I don't know how you manage that. Too much booze. First person ever. My thoughts on it. Yeah. Yeah. But we congregated in to Desire and our room wasn't ready.

So we obviously had to, you know, pull all of our gear out and unpack it all in the Jonesesones's room and shout out to the people that uh you know we may have caught up with at the airport yeah we took a couple and we we shared a ride from the airport in and um unpacked and then kind of went down to the pool and started sinking into the the trip but the funny thing was the fake money the fake money was pretty your fake money i'm gonna let you i'm gonna call it counterfeit money from here yeah go go tell it so we took for starters for anybody who actually went along part of the goodie buy a bag the the um cnd decided well we decided speaking about myself in third person and me it's weird don't do that you can't i can't speak about you i'm just saying like you're i'm right here okay yeah so we decided that it would be a good idea to throw in something you know a little bit fun like i don't know a butt plug so that's exactly what we did we bought 65 butt plugs and transported them to mexico in our bag and that guys say tsa what the fuck guys we are literally transport and we went through multiple airports 36 hours in planes transiting around kobe's amounts of butt plugs kobe's amounts of fake money sex toys lubes don't be don't be like talking about the fake money yet that's that's my job all right sorry i'm just saying tsa i mean get your shit together guys so yes so we arrived into um sorry yeah we arrived there into cancun we had i'm going to say better than a million dollars worth of fake hunches or fake hundred dollar bills on the way in because we've played games with notes before for anyone i mean i know certainly know that some of you understand that we've um we've done this before and when we arrived we we met with the joneses we went straight up to their room and put our our gear up there so we could get into the pool and get a drink and chat and blah and when we did that we i took the money out and took the butt plugs out as well, and I left the money on their coffee table.

So about an hour later, I'm going to say, Mr. Jones got a call from the RM, sorry, the DP guys to say, Yeah, the security guys. There's a lot of money in your apartment. Just hanging out on the table. Hanging out on the table. It seems to be a real lot of money. So perhaps you guys could go and put that in the safe. Anyway, so the Joneses got there. Well, Mr. Jones went up, and lo and behold, they were talking about the fake money.

So if that was the case though it just it makes it so freaking hilarious that they just assume that the drones is a rolling in it and have just you know casually left out a million dollars in cash a million plus i'm just hanging out on the table load of money next to the butt plugs next to the butt plugs and uh lube and so forth yeah you know that's how they roll that is how they roll they do love their lubes butt plugs. And lube and so forth. Yeah. You know, that's how they roll. That is how they roll. They do love their lubes, butt plugs, and... Counterfeit money. Yeah. Or real money.

So then we kind of just went down to the pool and started off the week at Desire. Yeah. Jeez. In the way that we continued throughout the week, which was start with drinks, drink some more drinks, have some crazy chats, some crazy sex, dance a little, have a little more sex maybe, drink some more, go to bed for a few hours. Yeah, put in a small amount of sleep in there somewhere. You've got to put it in. Wake up without a voice. I was wearing my shirt. I got a shirt made, actually, for my entrance in, which was a goodbye prudy McPrude. Hello, slutty McSlutstein. Yep.

I got that made on the way in so I could wear it from the airport and just let loose. Yeah. Hello, desire. Waiting for that for like a year. And I was like, that's it.

I've been living in corporate, have to be normal normal can't do anything crazy here in singapore and i'm just gonna let loose you did kind of let loose the tutu night was the worst yeah letting loose adventures of sea day one what happened day one oh uh well sorry night night day one was a whole lot of fun night one was yeah the meet and greet and the cocktail party and we put together the bags and we had dinner with um mr and mrs jones and we hadn't seen those guys in like forever like 16 months yeah it was crazy yep and uh so we put all the goodie bags together and then did the the meet and greet and cocktail party which was i gotta say we met a lot of people at the pool and stuff beforehand yeah and i have to go on record here in saying that the people who were who came along to this event um were amazing yeah it's too many people to actually call out by name we're gonna say to everyone everyone who was there and everyone who i spoke to and you know my voice has recovered now because i was speaking to a whole heap of people um thank you that that's that's the biggest thing i can say is just thank you so much for making us feel um welcome and normal welcome welcome well i mean yeah welcome normal but also just making our holiday fun i mean yeah and guys and i was so humbled by how nicely people spoke about and to us yeah so thank you all it was uh quite an emotional roller coaster for us whilst being there just because of some of the amazing things that people said and did.

Yeah. Just actually being around a group of people. I mean, we've been on record that 2017 was pretty hard for us, and then going to a place where we could just be ourselves and be around people that were also being authentic and just being themselves and just having a good time, having drinks, I mean, that was amazing. Yeah. So I have to say everybody else made our holiday an amazing one, actually. Yes. Yeah. But the first night was a lot of fun. The disco was fun. I don't think we made it to the hot tub. Did we make it to the hot tub that day? Nope. No, we didn't that day.

No, we made it straight to somebody's room. Yeah, we did make it straight to somebody's room that night.

We had a scratch that needed some or an itchy bite an itchy shut up stop picking on my itchy bite you're cut off you're you're cut off i'm not drinking no i mean you're cut off on the podcast oh okay sweet well i mean then we just returned to the last two podcasts yeah true okay um yeah and then day two though day two was kind of fun because day two was actually the burlesque theme but uh we decided actually a pause on this all of the outfits that we took to desire d had absolutely no idea he had no idea what mine were yeah of what yours what i knew i knew did you know no because you showed me some i suppose you never put any on but you told me about some of them because you were so goddamn excited.

But. It was like Christmas in November. Every day for D, every theme, every outfit was just me pulling something else out of the bag and saying, hey, put this on. Yeah. And like a champ you did. Yeah, well, you know, I have to say some of them I would never have chosen. Mm-hmm. But all of them were fun. Which one wouldn't you have chosen? All of them. Yep. That's not true. The Dinah Dude outfit was awesome. Yeah, I wouldn't have chosen that. Oh, bullshit. You're such a liar. No. Really? You wouldn't have chosen that? No, the only upside to it was I get to. You're a lame man.

That was the best outfit.

I it was a bad outfit i'm saying that i wouldn't have chosen it the uh but the burlesque night was the second night i think and that was fun we went um with all of our outfits we kind of went a little bit oh no but yeah we went a bit kind of um actually crazy on the burlesque that's why yeah but i'm saying with all of them we kind of went down the the fun route yeah like a lot of people really got into the got into costumes and really went um there were a lot of ladies there that had kind of really spent a lot of money on their costumes it looked amazing a lot of men there in uh suits and dressed up and looking really sexy and hot and then i go with a flashing lit up neon tutu yeah and a corset so you know i was kind of burlesque you did enjoy your tutu and then so christmasy about it that you ended up drinking copious amounts of of coffee uh sorry espresso martinis yeah woke up with a raging hangover well didn't wake up because you didn't really go to sleep because of the amount of coffee you'd had i was uh also wearing the red um thigh high like diamond fishnet stockings and a pair of like stripper heels so my whole outfit was basically fun city and i blamed that evening on my tutu would you call it fun city fun city no fun city no no fun city oh okay so it's two words yeah not Fun City.

Okay. Fun City. That's why I had a hangover. It's the tutu's fault. The tutu made me do it. Yes. My flashing light up tutu. I totally concur. I mean, the tutu just, it, and it drew people to you. It became a part of me, like it was directing me to do things. Talking to me.

It's not the first thing to talk to you inside your own head hello what yeah that was that was crazy i i got a little bit loose that night i have to say now um for those of you who were there we are breezing over quite a lot of things because we actually we we met some people who well we met a lot of people that we loved and really enjoyed time with. And what we also did though, was met some people who had interesting stories along the way. So we are at some point in the future going to try and drag them on to our podcast because frankly, we constantly run out of things to talk about.

So, you know, when we get other makes us look smart yeah yeah exactly correct so we're thinking we're we're hoping that we'll get some of the guys and i think most of them will know who they are that that had some of the crazy funny stories or adventures or even even better than that have uh very differing perspectives to what we've been involved in in the lifestyle as well. So, yeah, we will be trying to do that. I mean, I'm lazy as fuck. That's very true. I'm pretty sure that C will be the person who contacts you all. That's probably also very true. I'm not going to be doing that.

Yeah, and look, you know, this podcast is more about – we're not going to sit down and kind of critique the week or critique the differences between the two resorts or any of that. What we want to just talk about is really just some of the random events that occurred and things that just – we're just flying by the seat of our pants here. So, you know, as always. Yeah, this is so unusual that we have, like, one note on a piece of paper saying, talk about desire. have, like, one note on a piece of paper saying, talk about desire. Yeah, I got desire written on the piece of paper. So, what next?

What next? Let's. Yeah, we're kind of, we're also breezing over the play that we had as well because. We don't have permission at this point to really talk about. We don't have permission to talk about this. So, you know, we want everyone to know that the people that we did spend some sexy time with. You know who you are. Thank you. We don't have permission at this point to really talk about this. So, you know, we want everyone to know that the people that we did spend some sexy time with. You know who you are?

thank you for your time and thank you for your time what the shit was that are you are you like post salesman on them right now that was horrible you just that was terrible so thank you for your time. Oh, my God. Two strikes you're out. Get out. That's my third. You've been kicked me out once. Get out. Nobody wants you here anymore. No. That thanks for your time crap. No, every experience was amazing. Yeah. Yeah. And so what else? I mean, well, okay. I'm going back to that Diner Dude outfit night. That was actually the uniform night.

So it's supposed to be couples uniforms, but didn't really want to do that. So what we did instead was I was wearing like a. I like the way you say what we. What I decided to do, yeah. What I decided to do and then make you do. Yeah. I bought you a Bob's Diner Dude outfit. Bob's Burgers. Best Wieners in Town badge with a little hat and, like, sauce bottles with vodka and cranberry. One with vodka, one with... Stripey, stripey apron. Fake cranberry. Yeah, fake cranberry. Not real cranberry. We need to get on that for next year. What? You're going to import real fucking cranberry?

You're going to bring cranberries in and crush them between your toes. Look at the butt plugs that I took in this year. You didn't take fucking butt plugs in. Collectively weeded. I took the butt plugs in. Is that in your bag? Yeah. Are you serious? Excellent. That's the way to do it. Get you in trouble. Absolutely. I also have to say to everyone who beforehand was freaking the fuck out about the six bags they were trying to take, man, you all need to learn how to pack.

Yeah guys okay look i mean i think i think a lot of people from this trip are coming to the next one and if there's anything that you people have learned i really hope you pack less bags i mean there were some people getting crazy we had one and a half bags for like three weeks and vacation yeah that's and that had collateral and marketing bits and pieces in it as well so listen to you you've gone all business business-y world. All right, all right, back it up. You've got shit in there. It's stuff. For stuff. It's stuff, okay? Stop trying to ask us what our stuff is.

It's just, I mean, your queries are just getting awkward at this point. But the Dynadude and then the Harry Potter outfit, I was wearing a see-through. It's on Yandy.com. It's a see-through. Do you want to tell people where to get it? Two-piece. Next time we go, everyone will be in a fucking Harry Potter outfit. Twelve months later, everyone's going to be wearing the same thing? Yeah. Come on. My fashion, baby. It moves, right? Oh, I mean, your Harry Potter outfit is awesome. We're movers and shakers. I actually want you to move and shake in the Harry Potter outfit. It was a lot of fun.

It has, like, the panties and the straps and then, like, a see-through top fit. Like the suspenders. Braces. Braces. Yeah. Suspenders. We may or may not. Braces go up. We may or may not have stolen a twig out of the garden. I'm sorry, Desire. It happened. We stole the twig. It became my wand. We didn't steal a twig. I broke off the fucking plant. Shh. Probably, like, invoicing us right now. One broken plant, 500 peso. Whoa.

It's plant man yeah it was one of the pride pride plants of the place well uh this is getting lame okay even for me but uh that was i like that night too that was actually one of our night as well it was our second second meet and greet night yeah i think what we did was we kind of did two because there were some people that quite a lot of people came in late yeah some people joined us for the whole week some people joined us for the first half of the week and then some people joined us for the second half of the week as well so i wanted to try and do our best to include everyone and and uh kind of you know it's funny because you're already meeting and mingling during the day at the pool obviously but the evening kind of gives you a little bit more of an opportunity to see everybody dressed up, come down, spend a bit of time.

Plus also you were wearing the Harry Potter costume, which is that sheer that your vagina was plain to everyone. Yeah, you don't need to like be pointing out constantly, look at C's vagina, her clothing is see-through. Probably just let that naturally occur, just organically, you know? Really? Yeah. Oh, well maybe I've done something as well. Just organically let that happen. So I shouldn't do that when you're at work either. Probably not do that. No. I mean, I'm getting so educated. This podcast is not only educational for the people who listen. It is not educational. It's not.

Please don't listen. It's educational for me as well. Oh, God. What else? Oh, I pointed out your nipples a few times as well. Well, they were out there and that was pretty obvious. So was your vagina? Are you serious? That's very true. It's like see-through. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Another standout thing that occurred, T and W, who have actually been on our podcast before on the white night, evening, renewed their vows at Desire with us.

Guys, that that was heartwarming and amazing and the fact that you chose to do that with all of us there at desire um renewing your vows very long-term committed relationship and funny as hell his red yellow light story uh yeah red red yellow red yellow that is funny actually i might tell that story one of these days maybe we should get him on and he can tell the story because it's fucking hilarious it's wrongly hilarious it's disgusting hilarious and repugnant all at the same time wow it sounds interesting yeah yeah really really enticing people to come and tune in for that yeah yeah they will but uh that white knight uh and that that uh vow renewal was amazing yeah we had yeah absolutely actually the white knight as well i was um everybody was stressing about what to wear on white knight and i was like i don't get it guys go simple men's business like a white flowy business shirt um i was wearing thigh highs thigh high white stockings with a line up the back pair of heels bra done panties yeah.

Panties. Yeah, you wore black panties though, which was weird. I wanted to wear my swinging down under booty shorts. But it was weird. Yeah, it was a little bit weird. Yeah, on white night to wear black panties. And that was the night we thought we got stood up on a date. Now, here's another tip for you.

If you were going to plan a date 12 months in advance, probably reconfirm the day of the date because we thought we had a a date we'd set a dinner reservation we were waiting there for half an hour and then glorious thing is we actually because of because of the fact that we're around total slots we just like pulled another two toes sidled up to somebody else and like hey how's it how you guys doing how you doing and they're like what you want to eat with us no fuck off yeah that was so rude that was so mean no bad people can't we eat with you like yeah they adopted us for the evening but yeah that's a tip for you if you're gonna plan dates like 12 months in advance maybe just closer to the day just reconfirm because i'm gonna blame my pa for this that was my fault that was me hands down that was me i had 20 24 hours i was wrong like 24 hours in advance of the date yeah hey the time zone different you know what it is just be early for a date just show your eagerness that's really the key takeaway you really want to show that couple that you're super eager yeah a little bit psychotic about 24 hours in advance but yeah i'm texting like where are you yeah where the fuck are you why aren't you here why are you so late hey what's happening fuck you guys stand past now running commentary no that was we got we got adopted by some other couples that uh took us to dinner which was lovely and um i just feel awkward actually um it's funny because most of the time you have dinner in your like just nice evening date attire and then you go and change for the costumes yes that night i was actually in my white outfit so i'm basically sitting at a fine dining restaurant in my booty pants so hang on you're in um booty pants and a bra a full bra and a white collared shirt see-through white shirt yeah a sheer we call it sheer sheer oh that sounds classy like where you get your heads out.

It's a sheer white shirt that covered your booty shorts. It was a long shirt. Yep. And you were wearing shoes. I mean, you could wear that shit to work. Oh, yeah, totally. Yeah. Yeah, the cops would not pull me over at all for that. No. A lady in our condo got in trouble with wearing a bikini. Actually, and I do have props to shout out there. One of the couples, TNT, she was also rocking the button-up shirt deal, and she said the same thing to me, like, yeah, I was just going simple. Like, just button-up shirt it. See, but now you can't wear a button-up shirt next year, can you? Ah. Bam. Wow.

See, so now what are you going to do? I'm just naked now. You're just going to – well, I mean, you're wide enough to pull that off. Thank you. you can you ah well see so now what are you gonna do no i'm just out just naked now you're just gonna well i mean you you're wide enough to pull that off yeah i don't see a lot of sun uh try not to get skin cancer it's a thing right yeah a little bit yeah that uh yeah that was uh that was another ridiculous thing but um the what else did we do do? We did speed dating, meet and greet, cocktails. Ran out of things to drink again this trip, I have to say.

Yeah. Yeah. I actually blame Mrs. Jones for that. I also blame Mrs. Jones. Where is the cocktail of the day? I want to be able to walk up to the bar and say, put a Mrs. Jones on my face right now. I want to drink Mrs. Jones. I want to drink Mrs. Jones. Yeah. I want to taste Mrs. Jones. Yeah. We need to taste a Mrs. Jones. Today's Mrs. Jones. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Right? That's next year. We need to do that. Yeah. Mrs. Jones, like cocktail of the day. And it's easy then. And you have to put a space between cock and tail. Yeah. Mrs. Jones' cock, tail. Yeah. No, that's weird. That's weird.

You've reversed that on a very it was sexy now it's weird yes so um i mean not to throw a challenge out to anyone but you know mrs jones the gauntlet has been slapped laid it down no no gauntlets get slapped yeah because laying it down seems a little bit more relaxing. Yeah. Didn't get a couple's massage? No thrush. Thank you very much. Actually, you should probably talk about how the vagina totally stood up. Yeah, yeah. We should probably give her a name at some point. Should we? No. Pussy? She stood up. She was good. No issues.

I was really, I think I was worried on like day four with dehydration pool, the whole situation. I was like a bit like, hmm. There was a lot of precursor effort done. Sorry. There was a lot of effort constantly throughout the course of the week. But yeah, no, no issues. Thank you very much. You did have a lot of people rehydrating her.

oh lame that's that's lame joke too for the podcast ah well no it's three if we include yours no no two for you one for me so yeah yeah keep in tally right yeah no we're just keeping tally just saying yeah yeah did you have to kick off a shoe to count your toes for that one or i did although i'm not yet at four inches so oh yeah uh what we what else god speed dating was fun yeah well you keep going back to the events let's just say the week was kind of a blur for us it was the funnest blur ever um we had uh the main you go i was gonna say we had uh some aussies join us on the trip and those bastards bought the australian flags totally trying to fucking outdo us yeah hung it up on their door they're coming next to you i'll tell you what guys you better bring it all right because we are bringing that aussie pride sorry you better bring it where the fuck are we going to get an australian flag in singapore we can hire i'm thinking like i'm actually thinking about chartering a flight with one of those big flags that kind of fly across the top of the resort with a fucking Australian flag, and it'll just be like, suck it, bring your A-game.

Exactly. They bought some wine over with them as well, which was really lovely. And coffee. And cold brew coffee, which was like kick you in the ass, amazing. And you got rooted. I did. I got rooted by the Canadians. By two Canadians. Two different Canadians I got rooted. I know. You got rooted a few times. I'm decked out. I've totally stolen Dee's hat. I've got a singlet that's. Yeah, there's a surprise. In fact, that was. That was day one. I took that as soon as it came out of the gift bag.

In fact, the lovely Canadians who gave us that hat said, as soon as I put it on, C's going to steal that. And you did within like 20 minutes. And I also have my other Canadian cup at home too that I drink out of every morning for my coffee as well. So I'm pro-Canada. You're basically a beaver. I'm pro-Canada right now. Well, I mean, you are, so it's pro-Canada. It is the Australia of the US. That's very true. That's what we've been told. We've not been to Canada yet. No, we haven't. We need to go there. We do actually need to go there. We know lots of sexy people.

And it looks like an amazing country, and clearly it's full of very sexy people, because, I mean, I'm just taking it statistically here. Like, I'm just going to throw that out there. Like, the data that we have seen up until up until this point with our current data set of n equals sexy sexy equals 10 clearly canada is the place to be yep we need to get over there actually and uh yeah so the aussies they were kind of bringing their-game, and funny as hell, and we had a lot of other fun. What have you got? You've got nothing. It's a lovely, hazy blur.

I tell you what, the jacuzzi that afternoon, that Wednesday, that was mid-week. I actually don't know the day. I think that was mid-week. Yeah, it was Wednesday. The Joneses have spoken about that as well.

We walked out, and there's 80 people all in a jacuzzi and we we were a little late to the party yeah because we we took a one hour i actually tried to go get a massage or something like normal massage they were not going anywhere no originally i was trying to go get a massage remember and then i came back and then we're just like chilling in the room for an hour went to go out and walk around the corner just to get a drink we were headed to get a drink yeah we were just in like shorts singlet songs walk around the corner to get a drink and there's 80 people and all of a sudden like all these people at one end of the jacuzzi just went sandy ah and lost their shit because they were all joking drinking they'd been drinking yeah like days yeah that was that was insane that afternoon oh man it was yeah that was the day i think of the uh the coconut martini which was awesome i think somebody somebody was rocking a coconut that's right somebody was rocking a coconut gave you an idea for the coconut martini they had one and i had a sip and it was great and then i had more and more and then you went actually got your own and after that yeah after i drank those yeah i'm sure that is so classic city and uh that was a crazy that was a crazy night i think i feel like a lot of people may have not made it the full night on that day yeah because there was there was oh no no there certainly not everyone did but that was a so we had a few rainy days that wasn't one of them though yeah the night after but we had a few rainy days so people were migrating to the jacuzzi earlier because it's heated right so the the normal pool was like i walked out with two belly buttons at one point you could have you could have i could have been cutting glass of my nipples at that point i need somebody to insert a finger in my ass to get my penis to come back yeah from like to put well that's your excuse to nudge the turn hey hey come on tell the truth but uh yeah that was that was insane that day yeah we um i don't even i think there was definitely hangovers the next day for that one yeah not for me but um so i mean where to where to next babe i mean the realistically i think we started the started the event with a bang we finished the event with a bang we haven't even spoken about mexico city yet uh the so before we move on i think the last night there's a special mention and you know um i think that's already been mentioned it has been but i just i just want to bring it up and say that it was a fairly it was a epic epic evening um but yeah that's all i wanted to say very special very special evening but uh yeah i did have to actually take myself for a nap during the week as well more than once we have a uh podcast we did a podcast by the pool while we were there and we decided to talk a little bit about balance um which is kind of a bit poignant considering the fact that you know you are you are drinking, having a lot of sex, not getting a lot of sleep, you're not hydrated.

You're away from your family. You're away from your family. All these things. So we decided to talk about balance. So I have audio. Yeah. So I'm going to cut. You have audio. I'm pretty sure I'm involved in this podcast as well. We have audio. Yeah. So we'll cut that in, a little bit of that discussion into the podcast as well. Into this one. Maybe into this one. Maybe the next one. Maybe the next one. Maybe I can like chop and change it and put some in in each of the next couple of podcasts. Ooh, no. Strip feed it to you guys. No, it's crazy. Yeah. No.

Is that because of the work of editing it? So from hashtag DP. Mm-hmm. 2017. 2018 now. Yeah. Hashtag DP 2018. Mm-hmm.

Or 2018 28 2018 sounds cooler good job we uh from dp we went to mexico city yeah for a week we wanted yeah so we took we obviously had a couple of days in dallas went to cancun for the week and then we wanted to spend some time because i mean it's a long flight for us we wanted to spend some time in mexico city we wanted to spend some time in mexico in mexico like yeah experience some of the culture some of the food you know you kind of spend cancun's kind of u.s transplant it's resort you know you do spend your time obviously you you go all that way to spend some time in the resort so you've got to make the most of it right um and so we decided to head over to mexico city for a few days and uh that was a absolute blast uh yeah i mean mexico mexico gets a really bad rap yeah on on all forms of media because i've certainly felt less safe in a lot of places that i've been in asia and uh even there's a few places in the u US I'd have to say I've felt less safe as well.

Yeah, for sure, yeah. It was a whole lot of fun. We really enjoyed our time there and... We got special visitors. Well, yes. I mean, C being the sneaky... You can tell that because that's funny coming from your perspective. It was not me. It was him. Okay. It was all G. It was all G? Yeah. So what are we going to just maybe call him G-Spot? Yeah, go on. I think that just calls out for that. Yeah. Doesn't it? Do it. Yeah. G-Spot and H? Yeah. Yeah. So we had some visitors. We had some visitors and some secret visitors turn up.

So G-Spotted organized with C to surprise, well, surprise, I was supposed to surprise myself and H with a surprise trip to Mexico City like the week after. Well, not the week after, but like three days after. Yeah.

Well, we left left desire yeah so this is this is what's so funny about the situation we didn't get to spend as much time at desire as we would have liked to um and they felt the same way with with this yeah with this well with many many people actually if there's oh no i have i have two regrets from desire actually i have two pretty significant regrets one is we enough photos of, like, ourselves. I don't think that's number one. I think you've got your priorities. Well, I'm just saying, like, one of them. Yeah, okay. So just a side note, these are not in order. Yeah. A priori.

And then another one is, it's funny, it feels like you've got all this time and it feels like, you know, you're able to, you're going to have time to time to connect but actually the problem with having such an amazing group was the fact that we did not have enough time what we would have liked to have spent with a lot of the people there absolutely and that was um tough for us yeah not not living there not being able to connect quite easily um you know we have to kind of you know not being able to catch up easily yeah we it's so it's basically you know the time to see a lot of these people again is is probably 12 months yeah you know so that's that's really tough because um we've we've made some i'm gonna say some really good friends yeah out of this event as well um and uh there's there's a lot of them there's a lot of really good friends it's not just you know it's not just one or two couples we've found some really cool people throughout the whole event that we want to spend more time with yeah if we lived in the u.s we would have that opportunity spending a lot of time with a lot of people and that's like i think you know that's some of the people that were arranging little meetups after and have obviously connected with couples and people are flying to see each other and stuff so we just wanted to say fuck you just a quick fuck you shout out to everyone yeah feel sorry for us if you're uh getting laid out of uh catching up at our event then um that well that was that was the plan that was the plan no i know oh god damn it yeah so far away anyway that was a pretty significant regret so one of the one of the couples in that we're referring to um also felt the same way and knew we were going to be in mexico city and wanted to take the time to spend more time with us yeah i don't think i'm not happy with with h we've got to do better than that i think maybe like they said just call them g and h yeah i know but i like g spot okay i think then that leaves h without like a like a superhero name all right you tell the surprise i'll i'll sit here contemplating what h can be called okay so i'm we we were out well for starters we went on a you can't see me making my air quotes air quotes here but we went on a a volcano hike which is actually probably one of the funniest stories from i'm going to tell this story as well are you yeah i'm going to tell the story all right okay wait for all of you out there too afraid to go to mexico city this is a story for you because it honestly we travel around asia and d was not joking there are countries here in asia where i feel much less safe than i did in mexico but our mindset was we were we felt like we should feel unsafe so at this point this is where you start to question your uh life's decisions when you're when you're through what's about to happen and you just sit there and you go i am actually a little bit too casual with with my life.

Yeah, so we went on a hike on the morning to, well, a volcano hike. It's supposed to go up the side of a volcano, which looked really cool on all the pictures, and it's up to about 17,000 feet. I got it. Hooters. Hooters it is. She has beautiful tits. Oh, she does. Yep, done. Can I get some? Oh, fuck yeah. So G-Spot and Hooters. Yeah.

I loveits oh she does yep done can i get some oh fuck yeah so g-spot and hooters yeah i love it i know right they're gonna kill us love you guys um so we uh we were um stuck up a mountain we were stuck up a mountain but we weren't actually up a mountain because um when we when we got there the tour decided that it wasn't really well you know we're not going to walk the volcano we're just going to take a four miles a four kilometer stroll down the side of a hill to the middle of fucking nowhere whatever it was shit and we decided we no longer wanted to be there and we're two and a half hours south of mexico city so we decided that the best way to do that would be to get back to the there's like a chalet i'm going to call it it's the best thing i can come up with it is an information booth and it's not a booth it's sort of a house thing give it a chalet seems a bit okay it does it's a bit too french you're right it's a chalet it's a chalet so we were um we we decided at the end of this walk to turn around and run back uh to hopefully then catch up with some some of the people we saw there and perhaps catch a lift back down the hill to somewhere uh that we could then catch a bus or get an uber or whatever to get back into mexico city because we just didn't want to waste a day not walking up this hill.

So we ran back and then when we got there, we started asking the guys at this chalet whether there was any way or any way to get an Uber or to hire somebody or whatever. And anyway, the guy walked in who introduced himself and he could speak very good English, which was handy because we we're not so good with Spanish, or as C would say, Mexican. We can order beer. I mean, let's get the priorities straight. So we then decided, this guy said, oh, look, I'll go and ask my friends. I think they'd probably be happy to take you. Anyway, so he walks outside. He asks his friends.

He comes back in and he says, yes, for 300 peso, they're happy to take you back down to the nearest decent-sized village and you can catch a bus from there back in. So we thought, okay, this sounds like a plan so we don't waste the six hours of the day. And we took them up on this.

When we walked outside, we actually realized that it was the local uh mountain or mounting mountain police that were doing this for us um so you know i was i have to say i was a little bit overly cautious about this and probably you know i was kind of poking at sea and getting her to write messages to um yes thank you mr jones we were we were actually writing messages to mr jones he had our back so we're like if found dead found dead with iphone this is these are the people who killed us so um we got in with those guys but halfway down the hill they said well look we don't actually have enough fuel to keep the motor running all the way down which made it even more for me i'm like oh my god no we're so dead they're so gonna take us out in the mountains and kill it yeah but so they turned the motor off and they were just sort of cruising down yeah because you're expecting that they're going to start like faking car trouble or something like that and then that's i mean isn't that how most horror movies start because we had every bad image of people in our minds when we were doing this which is all to this point propaganda so we had this in our head and so c's texting mr jones to say this is where we are this is what's happening these are the people we're with so if we're found dead you know who did it and um then halfway down the hill there's what appears to be some poachers on the side of the road and as we drive past um the poachers run back to their car and we then the guys then start pull over start the motor turn around and now we're in a mexican police chase yeah yeah chasing which at this point when I was like, maybe we've taken a wrong term about life.

It just wasn't a good plan. Because, again, if you think about all of the movies that have Mexican police chasers in them, people will die. Yeah, lots of people die. Lots of people die. Vehicles roll over. So, anyway, they turned out not to be poachers, and they were left to go on their merry way after we chased them for a little bit. And then we... With the lights on. With the lights on. Like the whole thing. Yep. Then we turned around and went back down the hill again.

And we arrived safe and sound at the bottom of the hill and found probably one of the best meals we found while we were there. 45 minutes, I think, we were in the car with them. Yeah, 45 minutes. They were really nice, really honourable individuals. Yeah.

I mean, they're probably never going to listen to this but hey because they don't speak english the three in the front and the one in the back does but shout out thanks guys thanks for taking us uh thanks for taking strangers 45 minutes down a mountain yeah so after we got back into the city which was now a bus trip we got on the bus we got back to the city local bus we do that ourselves. I know. Pretty frigging impressed by that. I was actually getting pretty tired at this point as well. Yeah. I was kind of ready for a little sleep. Which was actually one of the fears that I had.

And also, because, you know, we'd been kind of, you know, looking our best at desire, you come off the back of that and you're like, yeah, I'm not shaving. I'm not shaving, like, ever. I'm not doing anything. I might not even wear deodorant today. I've actually eaten my body weight maybe three or four times in tortilla or quesadillas. Yeah. Quesadillas, I love saying that. Quesadillas for the whole time we're in Mexico City.

But we're sitting down at dinner because there's a really nice restaurant at the top of our yeah we're in like this really cool funky boutique hotel and uh we're we're at dinner but again so you can imagine d is tired he's all these things and i'm like baby let's get like dressed up nice yeah and by the way get yourself cleaned up shave and like let's just let's just like look really for us like let's go for a date and then let's sit at that let's sit at that table of four why oh just because it's bigger more space with a little more food this time let's get a bottle of champagne what why just yes just friggin do it anyway because i respond to orders really well um so we're sitting there we're chatting away for i don't say 20 minutes or something yeah about that all of a sudden i feel a very soft hand on on the back on my shoulder and i'm thinking whoa this fucking waiter it's getting handsy he is getting handsy i mean you know like a i can understand like a a sort of a tough grasp if he needs to pull me away from a tarantula or something but like it was just a really soft and so i kind of looked around to see what the fuck was going on and here i forgot the name hooters here is hooters hooters and g-spot turned up to uh spend spend two days and one night in mexico city with us which was amazing and i was entirely blown away and had no clue ce on the other hand had totally all the ideas and knew what was going on well hooters was also supposed to be a surprise but of course once you know once you're telling somebody to get on a plane open phone policy that all swingers this is the problem the problem right because it's like how do we then keep a secret from why is why is picking up my phone all of a sudden a big deal when it hasn't been for the past nine years?

Yeah. So, yeah, the guys turned up, G-Spot and Hooters were there, and we had a fantastic evening. We had a couple of bottles of champagne, some wine. We had some dinner. We had some great conversation. Some great fun. Then we went back to the bedroom. We topped that off.

Yeah, we did go back to had fantastic sex we did have fantastic sex that was a lot of fun that was a lot of fun oh and she's really really lovely lingerie too yeah like crazy crazy nice body yeah and gorgeous lingerie jealous of that situation yeah she's very attractive and he is very very attractive dapper handsome yeah god damn it and and then yeah i know god damn it because they're a long way i'm calculating it always in my head i'm like if we just fly 14 hours if we leave on a thursday we come back on a monday no we can totally do that no we can do that, we can do that and it would be a fucking epic Saturday night.

That's true. It's Saturday afternoon through to Sunday, very, very late in the morning. Yeah. Yeah. But then we finished the evening with 11.30 Churros. I know. Perfect end of the evening and a walk around the park. Yeah. It was great. Apparently, just down the road from us was a really well-known Churros place. That is like pumping with a wine still around the corner of the shop at like 10.30 and 11.30 at night. Crazy. Yeah, but it was crazy good Churros. And then we had some brekkie fast the next morning. They got back on a plane and sadly disappeared. Yeah.

And again, like it's just where else in the world could you meet people for the first time? Yeah. And form a connection. Form a connection.

Is that amazing that four days later they're getting on a three and a half hour flight, taking time work i think probably what you're aiming for here is what what other lifestyle other than possibly this one would you meet people and and keep in mind these are not the only i mean these guys are not the only people that have done this is what i'm saying like there's just there's time and time again where these amazing things keep happening yeah and i'm sitting back and take a pause and think to myself there are so many people that are missing out there are so many people that don't get to experience the connections the kindness the amazing conversations and the people that we get to meet the genuine authentic people and of course the crazy mind blown sex well there's that i mean that's like cherry on top but there's people that don't get to experience you're being greedy i like more than one cherry yeah but um yeah i mean so they took time off work they flew to see us it was amazing lovely folk yeah it's just amazing and so many people had so many kind words to say to actually i do have to there was one uh one there was one trooper Thank you.

Lovely folk. Yeah, it's just amazing. And so many people had so many kind words to say too. Actually, I do have to, there was one trooper at Desire. She, if you're about to, I'm just waiting. I know exactly who you're talking about. There was a game of, there was a mishap game of volleyball early in the week where just positioning of a person, unfortunately, with the strike of a ball coming down just in the wrong place at the wrong time, had just a bruise on her face, basically. So she ended up with a bruise on her face. And she was just a bloody trooper.

That whole week, man, you'd be seeing her like, she didn't let that get her down. She did not even, didn't even like, didn't even grow up, like nothing.

And nothing again another uh yeah just so many cool relaxed fun people yeah yeah but that i was like you could have been upset about that you could have like you know let it ruin your day ruin your week felt like no but she just took it in her stride was every time i saw her smile on her face yeah laughing having a good time chatting to other people and the whole time i was like man that's crazy yep yes absolutely there were some uh some stark sunburns done there was some really fucking epic sunburn you know who you are yeah you know who you are okay wear a hat put some sunscreen on you know who you are there weren't a lot i think there were only maybe three people who got really one in particular who stood out stood out like a um very very bright red a bit like a stoplight but um yeah we had an epic adventure of so much fun with sexy, fun, intelligent people that – and C and I have both commented on the fact that there was nobody there that we didn't think was – yeah, we didn't find anyone that we didn't want to hang out with more.

Yeah, and that's the thing. That was crazy. It's tough, you know, when you're around so many different people. But I think – Especially me because I generally, you know – Well'm generally not good at that sort of thing. You know, no one had a bad word to say about anyone else. Everyone got, you know, was chatting. Yeah. And if people – look, people have differences of opinions and all that sort of thing.

And I'm sure there were people in our group that had differences of opinions, but they were kind enough to keep those differences of opinions to themselves out in the public forum, and if they had them, they didn't know. Oh, everybody had a good time. Yeah, absolutely. The only thing I will say, it's not all rainbows and pixies. The music in the disco that one night was just deplorable. Do you remember when the disco cleared out real early that one night? No. And everyone just kind of left?

Yeah, that's the worst thing you can take away from this entire event that yeah that the disco left early so everyone went to the hot tub early yeah it was that's fucking oh well you know we wanted to dance i mean let's just put bad music on every night actually the bdsm night i did get up on the pole with mrs jones and we did a little bit of a dual spin around the pole. We did all get up on the pole with Mr. Jones. I know. You guys were rocking that pole. That man knows how to work a pole. He knows how to work a pole. I mean, work a pole. He knows how to work a pole.

I think we should probably finish up here. You want to wrap it up? I think we've blown enough wind up people's arses. That's not how I mean it, of course. Yeah. We, yeah we again thank you all that's the best i can offer from this far away is is my thanks to everyone who was there um yeah we've been we've been planning that and and counting down for 14 months and it blew our expectations you guys made our holiday great so thank you you.

And also, just as not a side note, but another strong point to make here is you guys, to all of you out there who listen and communicate with us and are nice enough to get involved with what we do, you guys have been some of the foundations that we've used for keeping ourselves on the straight and narrow when it comes to the lifestyle here in singapore because it's been a tough year for us but it's also been a tough year for our lifestyle here in singapore and to hear about the fun that other people are having and to understand that there's still good people out there in the lifestyle and even though we've run you know we've certainly run into some very good people here um a lot of good people but it's a smaller group than than what yeah the community's smaller so you know we hear these amazing stories and we talk with amazing people on skype or via text or kick or fucking pick up yeah pick up media yeah um and you guys have all uh helped us along the way to keep ourselves sane in a in a rocky a rocky scenario so again thank you all for that and certainly i would have to say that to quote another uh australian that was at event, I'm pretty sure that C and I have our spank banks full for at least a period to come, and hopefully that 12 months is not long enough for us to run out before we make it.

Because I saw you naked, and I was having sex in my mind with you. That's what I'm thinking. I was like, yeah. I think maybe some people saw me at some points in the afternoon, you know, just hanging out with a cocktail in my hand, just staring off into the distance. They're like, I wonder what C's pondering in her mind, and I'm just fucking everybody with my head. In my in my head yeah in my mind in my mind's eye okay that's it we're done thanks for listening thank you this is c and this is d and this is swinging down under