P48 – We Interview Pepe, our Single MFM French Guy

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Speaker1: Hi there, my name is C. I'm D. And you're listening to Swinging Down Under. Our journey is a couple through the swinging lifestyle. Are you into open relationships? Or exploring new things in life? This is our podcast. Experiences. Both good and bad. Reviews and events. And more. Here's Swinging Down Under. Come on. Join us. This is C. And this is Dee. And this is Swinging Down Under. We have a special guest. We do. Welcome, Peppy. This is P. This is P, exactly. P for Peppy. Obviously not your real name, but that's what we're calling you. Isn't it? No. Shit. You should stop calling it out in the middle of sex. That's awkward. Sorry about that. That's awkward for you. Yeah. Thank you. Welcome. Welcome to the podcast. Thank you for the invitation. Yeah, very welcome. Well, I think it was more of a coaxing than an invitation. But the red wine is helping. Absolutely. Yeah, we didn't bribe with French red wine. We instead were bribing him with Australian red wine. Which apparently is not bad, so we did all right. Yeah, very good job. So, given we're all running on very little sleep, I'm going to actually let you take the floor and ask some questions. Yeah. I bet you are, because you're being super lazy. Yes, that's exactly what's happening yeah excellent plus i i want to see the um the dynamic between you and and peppy or should i call him mr pew mr lipew just some disclaimer i'm i'm not stinking yeah actually yeah did you want to explain explain why you say you're not stinky?
Speaker2: Because most people wouldn't know.
Speaker1: Everybody would know who Peppa Le Pew is.
Speaker3: Are you serious?
Speaker2: Okay, all right.
Speaker1: That's like saying, who's the Tasmanian devil? Yeah, that's true. Even a Frenchman knows who the Tasmanian devil is.
Speaker2: I was about to say, do you even know who that is, or are you just nodding?
Speaker1: You totally know. It's Looney Tunes. Yeah, Looney Tunes. We were all brought up on Looney tunes you're just too bloody young that's the problem okay all right we've spoken about termites this evening and and you beat me you know you beat me down with some some hardcore knowledge let's just everybody just calm down okay so all right so um let's talk a little bit about you. So you are here as a single guy. True. Dating, just dating in general, and then also dating couples. So tell us a bit about, I guess, your experience here in Singapore and why you were looking for people to date. Okay, it's a good question. I think getting laid probably starts somewhere. Is it? Was it? Was that the driver? Were you just thinking, okay, well, I'm here on my own, I'm single, maybe this would be... I don't think it's about getting laid because you can be laid with a single girl. So it's just, I guess it's to have some connection with the people so if you meet people like um nice people and you want to it's kind of getting into their intimacy and it's kind of like trust um how to say uh trust relationships like um you get into the The intimacy the couple it's very very arousing very spicing up for your sex life and if you meet a couple and you get you have this chemistry and uh you just you have conversation you become friends and it leads to more i think i can literally hear you getting wet right now. And everybody else. I'm sure most people are listening also. There are women sliding off chairs in Australia and America all over places. I'm sure it's not true. It's that French accent. You make a very good point, though, because I think a lot of people do assume that maybe um you know a third person just a single man or a single woman is just going to be a third wheel yeah a third person it's just a body it's a it's just an extra um difference in the bedroom um you know and maybe that's what some couples look to achieve in some in some couples or in some some yeah maybe in some couples it would be the case i mean there's people out there that call the a single man a stunt cock or yeah a bull by cock yeah it's no it's not like their cocks being stung stung by a bee a stunt cock like um you
Speaker2: know how you have stunt performers in movies oh okay yeah it's like a you know it's like a
Speaker1: I don't know. stung stung by a bee a stunt cock like um you know how you have stunt performers in movies oh okay yeah it's like a you know it's like a an extra added person yeah yeah but i guess hearing it from your perspective and understanding the fact that you're right you could just go and have sex with anyone especially not anyone i mean with people you want to have sex with obviously but um with a couple it's something's different and i guess it's the same for a couple i guess they can meet a couple they can meet a single girl they can meet a single guy so i think the dynamic is difference between the different yeah well we've uh we've certainly we've certainly been with some couples and and some single guys we've not been the single girl route that's bad wording we've not we've not been with a single girl yet um so all of our threesomes have what be what they call devil the devil's threesome so sing, one woman, the devil's threesome. And the angel threesome is with two women? I'm guessing. Yeah, let's call it that. That sounds good, the angel's threesomes with two ladies. And have you played before as a couple in your own relationship? No, I didn't. I wanted to quite a long time ago with my ex-girlfriends but it didn't happen did you bring up the conversation or did you think maybe better of it and decide not even to talk about it actually it's like um it depends on the moment sometimes you go to this direction depending on your exciting moment and depends your mood so sometimes you discuss about it and but it's like all the it's at the beginning it's like a fantasy a fantasy is about the curiosity correct yes so and not every people go up to make the curiosity and the fantasy becoming reality correct yeah so to to this, it's not everybody's doing this. Yeah, absolutely. And it depends on the strength of your relationship as well. Unfortunately, in my case, we didn't want to this point, but we were discussing about this. Okay. Well, I mean, I think this is a good time for us to ask the Frenchman what we all know as the threesome in French. He's asking you to say in French what is a threesome in French. Well, no, I mean, yeah, because there's some background to this that you told me that I found quite interesting. Ménage à trois? Ménage à trois. Actually, Ménage à trois, for English-speaking people, it's like a threesome, but the real meaning is like three people living together. So it's more like just a threesome. It's just like a couple, but three people living together. It can be two men, one guy. It can be two girls, one guy. And even two three guys or three girls i don't know so it's it's like three people living together yeah they can have kids even so like a almost like a polyamorous relationship but we're just with three yeah just with three people i guess so it's my interpretation of the things so I thought that was interesting. Because, you know, since we have somebody who actually knows the language rather than us, who we butcher the language pretty well. I mean, we butcher English pretty well, let alone French. That's true. I can't speak in French if you prefer. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I mean, what have you got? Maybe say, like, let's go have a threesome. Actually, threesome, we say more like trio. Trio means three. So, menagerie, I don't know, maybe some people in French are saying this, but I will not use this term for threesome. Okay. There you go. you go. And how often would you try to find new people to meet in the lifestyle? Is it something that you would look for weekly or monthly? Oh, I think it's daily. No, just kidding. No, it really depends on my mood. I mean, it depends on... And your workload. Sorry? And the amount of work you're doing. This is, yeah, my work. It depends on my work as well. But your work impacts your mood as well. Yeah, of course. At the end, it's your mood. You are driven by your mood. So if you want to, you feel like trying something. And obviously, it depends on the people you are meeting. Yes. Correct? So you can want to have something, but if you never find it, it will not happen. We know that. Yeah, we do. We do. Anyone who's listened to the podcast before this, which we've not released yet, we discuss some difficulties, some down times. Yeah. It is reality, and you are right. You may try to find people that you have a connection with and that you find interesting, and that can be tough. Yeah or impossible you know
Speaker2: depending depending and have you um have you done this in any other country or just singapore
Speaker1: um i've done one time in france but yeah i'm quite new in this uh lifestyle so i'm still exploring it i don't know it's we've we've known you now for six months yeah that's true yeah yeah we're actually longer than that no no it was like um november maybe last year was it honestly yeah something i don't remember exactly but uh d will give you the exact number so um it's five and a half months you're right it's not six months i rounded up I rounded up for simplicity. It's a thing I do. I'm very bad with that time. Yeah. So six months we've met, but we also talked for maybe three months before that because your work and C's work life just didn't meet so that we could catch up. But that was one of the things that I certainly liked about you and I know C did as well, is the fact that even over that three-month period, even though we hadn't caught up, you still actually kept communicating with us. A lot of single guys just go, ah, fuck, it's too hard. And they stop talking. Actually, I think it depends on your purpose
Speaker3: I mean
Speaker1: your purpose is just to get laid
Speaker4: it's
Speaker1: you can get laid in any point if you you can go anywhere
Speaker4: or
Speaker1: you can get girls I mean
Speaker3: it's not
Speaker1: it's not my purpose my aim it's to build relationships
Speaker5: yeah
Speaker1: to build like connection chemistry with people well you seem to have done alright at that We'll be right back. relationships yeah to but to build like um connection chemistry with people well you seem to have done all right at that really and uh and and does it um does it still when you think about this and and being with other couples and and sharing some intimate times does it make you uh how do you feel about it does it make you nervous does it make you excited when you think wow like what if this is a really interesting part of my life do you share that with any of your friends like any of your very good friends do you tell them no i'm very private about this to be honest so for me it's i don't share this with my very even very close friends so for me, it's my private life. But it's like how I am. So it's my own personality. I don't like to, for me, it's two separate worlds. So now we know why we've never been invited to any of these barbecues. I don't do barbecues. I get invited into barbecues okay and um have you um had much success here in singapore do you think that that the people here are what you would like to be involved in in terms of you mentioned before having a bit of more of a connection uh you know interesting conversation have you found that here or spoken to many people that are like that it's a good question i guess um how to say that to apply to that i mean i'm a bit disturbed because d is uh stroking a c so which is a bit disturbing for me right now, to be honest. Okay, let's focus to your question. I think it's, for me, it's more, maybe it's, I don't want to do some generality. Some people here are more focused on the appearance, on the money. For me, it's more about how I feel, about my feelings. So if I'm getting comfortable with people, if I feel like we can chat, we can laugh like we do, like we did. For me, I'm feeling i'm feeling comfortable so i can i can do anything but uh some people i met are very um driven on the image on the appearance okay so obviously appearance some as of some extent is very important okay we don't want to do anything with people we are not attracted to but it's not everything correct absolutely so it should be a balance but for some people i met it's just straight away the appearance so for me even if the girl or the couple are very sexy very awesome but i feel like it just um like you said just getting late yeah it's not the it's not the point yeah well i mean that's So you said, just getting late. Yeah. It's not the point, actually. Well, I mean, that's... You can get late, but then after what's... Yeah. Well, I mean, one of our things we really enjoy and something we've had with all of our good couples and single guys as well is that, you know, after we play, we sit around and chat. I mean, you've been in this as well we see it we talk sometimes we accidentally have a little nap yeah yeah so you may have gotten a small massage and fallen asleep i'm not sure whether you noticed that i don't know what you said correct answer yeah i'm neutral i'm the seeds around here she's uh she'll keep you if you keep those sorts of comments um yeah so um that's one of our favorite that's one of our favorite things certainly one of mine is that well i guess it just comes back to the fact that it isn't just uh it's not just a physical act because if you can have fun before during after good conversation and a bit of laughing if if it's not fun when you're having sex then you're doing it wrong in my opinion you've got to be having fun because it's not i mean the sex is supposed to be fun it really should be um so for that to be the case for certainly for us you need to know the people somewhat as well you know You can't just jump into bed with someone that you've never, case, certainly for us, you need to know the people somewhat as well. You know, you can't just jump into bed with someone that you've never met before or at least had a stimulating conversation with. No matter what their physical appearance is versus what, you know, the socially accepted perfection is, it doesn't matter. I mean, we've met met certainly you've met some guys um who were uh you know people would call them a 10 and then they open their mouth and they immediately become a two and and the other way around you know you've met guys that are that are threes who've had good conversation with you and you're like, wow, you're actually really hot after experiencing the mind. So it certainly plays a big part of our relationships. So it's good to hear that we already knew that it was part of yours. That happens with couples as well. They're such as singles like that. Oh, no, of course. I think it's probably harder for you, though, because if we meet a single person, like, for example, that's just us thinking about you and how you are, whereas when you think and deal with us, you've also got to be dealing with both of us. So that's, I guess, an interesting dynamic. Both of us have to be something that you're interested in you know in our um you're right i need to be uh comfortable with both yeah that's that's true but for you it's yeah it's more easy for you because you have only one in in uh to be comfortable with so that's true because sometimes i met some couple like for drinks and i was very interested to the girl she was sexy she was pretty she was smart but the guy was a bit uh he was a coke you're allowed to say yeah yeah it's a coke or he was very like he he was not nice so um sometime i i found that the girl was interested to me but she was very not into this i mean she was a beginner or she was not like um she needs more time okay but the guy was pushing it so and for me this is a totally um um how to say that um a turn off a turn off yeah it's a turn off so i can't I cannot do this. I mean, if I feel that the wife or the girlfriend, she's not like totally free to go further. So, yeah. That happens with us too, though. That happens with other couples. We meet people and we'll meet another couple and we'll experience the same thing. And it's not always the men pushing the women, actually. No, we've found it the other way around as well. We've found it the other way around where the women... Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Where you can tell that maybe he is not ready or he has some jealousy issues or concerns or actually maybe he just does not want to he doesn't want to be he doesn't want to be in the lifestyle i mean the last party we went to was was we had that experience where there was a there was a gentleman there who he was new as well you know she'd obviously been involved in it before but you could tell that he was he'd been not dragged along i'm not sure you can drag a man along to this sort of scenario but he wasn't there he wasn't comfortable he wasn't comfortable at all I don't there. He wasn't comfortable. He wasn't comfortable at all. And some very small things happened, and he needed to leave. You know, it just very quickly escalated above his tolerance. And both of them left? Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, I mean, I think that's a big deal deal if you see somebody who's not mutually respectful to each other yeah then um yeah then you also it's a big turn off for us yes absolutely sorry i'm digging an elbow into you because because you're you every time you talk you lean in and i'm relying on the fact that all the sound is the same but every time you lean in the sound gets bigger which means I have to go back and manually edit each one of your conversation bits to make it all the same you everybody out there in podcast land knows that you don't really edit the editing I do to make you sound good is amazing oh I am so getting punched no i just i have no witty remark yeah maybe i'm gonna be the one standing outside the bedroom later tonight i have no witty remarks i just stay for nothing i don't know have you anything else for mr mr lepew I still don't sting don't worry
Speaker2: well do you have any questions for us
Speaker1: that you want to put us on the spot and ask us given you've listened to our podcast about our experience with you was there anything you wanted to ask us or you know see in particular something really embarrassing you know okay I'm very shy person as you know so i know it's cost us it's cost us like 200 dollars in red wine to get you to the point you're leaving and you didn't finish i didn't finish to drink oh you need to add more And now it's very Just want to say It's very How to say Very interesting To listen and now it's very just want to say it's very um how to say very uh interesting to listen to this kind of like experience because as i i told you before like i always go with the flow i never think about those experience after after that and to listen to the podcast and to listen and how people experience how meet up it's very interesting it's like um give you somehow some pressure to be honest yeah i mean like you say okay how i can do better how i can be nicer oh i have been seen like that I didn't know I was I was seen I was seen like that so it's interesting I mean it's very interesting because in in real life especially in Asia also people will never see you uh never say you um how they think about you correct so it's it's very interesting it's very interesting experience did it make you nervous when you were listening to the podcast yeah yeah i actually yeah i was a bit nervous and i was at the beginning i i text to you i i think i was are you are you sure it was me yeah you did about halfway through are you sure you're talking about me you are confusing somehow another pp another peppy no no no it was a it was a good experience i mean we've had a lot of fun with you so it's um it's it got to listen to our podcast about it and also we enjoy your company and it's been lovely meeting you here in Singapore it's a completely shared feeling sweet well I think we're probably done unless you've got something else you'd like to ask or add je vous souhaite
Speaker3: à tous
Speaker1: une bonne soirée whoa I mean you've done
Speaker3: some speluche
Speaker1: okay on that note we're gonna sign off
Speaker2: thanks very much for joining us
Speaker3: and thank you
Speaker1: for coming
Speaker2: and talking on the microphone
Speaker1: yeah thank you thank you for inviting me and thank you for the red wine I don't know.
Speaker5: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. us and thank you for uh coming and talking on the microphone yeah thank you thank you for inviting me and thank you for the white the red wine great thanks very much thank you so after we finished up this episode we got a special treat from our friends at the average swingers jay and angie had a look at our Australianisms and tried to interpret them in an American way, which is piss funny. So we've decided to include this here rather than decoding it for anyone just yet. Stand by the next episode. There will be some decoding of what we've said here it'll be pretty interesting i think for anyone who doesn't speak australian we'll see you then I think your timelines are pretty screwed up right now.
Speaker3: So, Dee wrote this. I think your timelines are pretty screwed up right now.
Speaker2: So, Dee wrote this for them, but for your pleasure, enjoy.
Speaker3: Mindy.
Speaker1: Alright, so after he says something, darling, I want to pause it for a second, and you try to come with what he said.
Speaker2: Top quiz!
Speaker1: Yeah, I don't remember what it was, I don't even remember if it was that hard or not.
Speaker2: What do I get if I get it right?
Speaker3: See? Okay. Precursor.
Speaker1: Mainly because these guys weren't sure how to use some of these in a sentence. We are unpracticed at this point, so there may be some...
Speaker2: Now, is this going in, like, severe Aussie, like, OTTs?
Speaker1: Yeah, oh, yeah.
Speaker3: So I've got to really, like, shield this shit up. Oh, no, you're a man. Oh, wow. Yeah. You're the only person I've got to play this out. I don't have another man, yeah. So clearly this is practice. Yeah. Yeah'll practice. Oh, fuck yeah. We've been practicing this all night. It's going to be epic. All day? All month? All night? Oh, my God.
Speaker1: All right. So, introducing our introduction to Awesome Slime. Hey, come. F fancy seeing you here out on the pool, your uncle Merv. What do you reckon? Want to head to the Cross for a Blue movie? All right, what the hell did you just say, honey?
Speaker2: He said, hello, you cunt. Nice to see you out by the pool. Would you like to head to the Cross for a movie? Was I close? What's he asking? Do you want to go have a drink? I don't know. All right. What do you think? I don't know. It's all you. Here's the next part. Ready? I figured you'd be looking for a slap at a root. Yeah, kind of better than a wank. A handjob? A handjob? Slap at a root? Sure. Slap at a root. That's better than a wank? I don't know what a wank is. Okay, so slap at a root and handjob. Do I know what a wank is? Okay. Back up real quick. I figured you'd be looking for a slap at a root. Yeah, come better than a wank. Spilt me UDL. Let me tell you about the fucking weekend. Me missus and I were watching a blue movie with the Sprogs. It was enough for me to crack a fat, but the missus got a case of the Gucci Sanger, so I figured, fuck it, I'm going to go get me some gash. Any ideas? Apparently his wife's on her period, or she's have a headache or something. She's on the crack, right? Sure. Is that what he said? I need to hear it again. Yes, one more time, please. All right. My Mrs. and I were watching a blue movie with the Sprogs. It was enough for me to crack her fat, but the Mrs. has got a case of the grilled cheese sanger, so I figured, fuck it, I'm going to go get me some gash. Grilled cheese sanger. So maybe she's got a yeast infection? I don't know. Alright. I don't know. I'm cracking the fat. I'm assuming, like, I don't know. No idea? Are they watching porn? They could be watching porn. The blue, what did he call it? The blue what? Can I just see it on paper? Here we go. We're going to go to the next part so yeah you head to the polywaffle for an axe wound or what polywaffle uh uh strip club because he wasn't getting any out all right yeah head to the poly Waffle for an axe wound or what? Nah, I can't shorten
Speaker1: funds, so I headed out to find me a gobby. I even brought a frangas, ready to double target and dank her up for any skank.
Speaker2: He must have went to a brothel instead of a strip club, because he was going to get laid by apparently two midgets. I don't know.
Speaker1: Polly Waffle? Polly Waffle? I don't know. Ollie, Ollie Waffle? Ollie Waffle? All right, I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: All right, hang on. Here we go again.
Speaker2: You can speak.
Speaker3: He'll add it.
Speaker1: I can shorten funds. So I headed out to find me a gobby. Even brought a frangus, ready to double-talk at the danker of.
Speaker2: A gobby.
Speaker1: I'm trying to figure out what a double-talk is.
Speaker2: I know what a slash is, or what do they call it? It's a top of the vagina. Pussy. Okay. Hang on. You head to the Polly Waffle for an axe wound, or what? Axe wound. Axe wound's a pussy. Okay. I don't know what the Polly Waffle is. It has to be a brothel or a strip club. Gotta be a brothel. Okay. See, I was on the right page. Because brothels are legal in Australia, so. Okay. What the fuck's a gobby? Uh, um, a midget? I don't know. Why would you think a gobby is a midget? Goblet, little, little wine plus. I think they were saying this stuff before Harry Potter came around. I have no idea. That's gobby, not gobby. I was thinking a goblet. Goblet? Yeah, like a small wine glass. Gobble, small. Midget, no? Why do you keep saying a midget? I don't know. Something tiny. Gobby. Are you into midgets? No. Hell no. No, I have not seen a midget that I thought was off. The missus got a case of the Gucci Sanger, so I figured, fuck it, I'm going to go get
Speaker1: me some gas.
Speaker2: I can't get out and get real cheese. Say, yeah, you can't get to the Polly Waffle for an axe wing or what?
Speaker1: Nah, I can't shorten funds, so I headed out to find me a gobby. Even brought a frangas, ready to double target with Dankara for any skank.
Speaker2: He's in the bestiality.
Speaker3: Gobby has to be an animal. I don't think Gabby's an animal. Come on. All right, you ready to listen to this last part here? I think it's last part. Sure, why not? I did manage a Pash and a Ristie in the car park. She's going to have some Pash rash tomorrow, though. A Pash and a Ristie in the car park. A car park's got to be like a parking lot. I have no idea what a Ristie in the car park.
Speaker2: A car park's got to be like a parking lot.
Speaker3: I have no idea what a Ristie is.
Speaker2: Ristie is a handjob? Handjob or is that a... They're almost literal there, right? I don't know. What else was it?
Speaker3: I don't know. Pash.
Speaker2: Not Pash. Pash. Ristie in don't know. Ash. Asher. Not passion. Asher. Christina Carpenter. Okay. I'm going to let this go all the way to the end now. Okay. Okay. She would have been a dead root, though, I reckon. She had a fucking map of tassie on her. Got to treat that shit like parsley. Just push it to the side and keep on growling. You're a fucking awesome cunt. Was she in the nutty? Nah, got to grope the fun bags, though. Found her in the piss of spew if she's so shy. Figured she's up for it. What are you going to tell the missus? She loves it, man. That's how she got the grilled cheese, we swingers. Fucking likey, cunt. Fucking A, cunt. All right, I'm off. Got to take the sp the strokes fucking footy tomorrow. Have a good one, can. Real cheese has to be an ace infection. I think I had it right the first time. And it wasn't fun bags and tits. I'm the fun bags. Whatever he's trying to push his eye like parsley, I'm almost gonna say that she was sick or bush. Ah, bush. I don't know. know what a root is though what's a root that's what al said that yeah okay i know he talked like maybe 10 words but i i don't remember the 10 words he said tell me about the root with sex fucking root is fucking getting laid I think it was into like the dirty kind of like sex I don't know
Speaker1: thank you this is C and this is D
Speaker3: this is swinging down under This is Swinging Down Under.