Our First Single Male And Four Orgasms For C! – P06

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this is c and this is d and this is swinging down under thank you guys for joining us for our next podcast um we've actually skipped ahead one um and we're kind of circled back to the previous event uh the reason being is because well this one's particularly sexy but it's a poignant discussion as well for us in the lifestyle and a big step for us. We thought we really wanted to share that. Absolutely. So for those of you who are now following us on Twitter, of which there's a few, we're like superstars right now in our own lunchbox. Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, totally.

We're up there with Kim Kardashian. We're that famous. Yeah, we are.

We're thinking about releasing our own lunchbox yeah it's amazing yeah totally we're up there with kim kardashian we're that famous yeah we are we're thinking about releasing our own fragrance yeah and a new range of butt plugs out there for those who are interested so um yeah so we will swing back to one uh one of our other events but this is this was quite suspense is killing everyone yeah i know The reason I mention our peeps on Twitter is because C decided this evening that she would announce that we would be doing our full swap event. Yeah, which is kind of a full swap and kind of not.

Like, totally not. Maybe because this is actually our first ever single guy yeah first single guy absolutely hashtag male male female for those of you out in twitter land are we seriously hashtagging things we are okay that's right so yeah i mean this this one kicks off with uh with d that would be me me talking about myself in the third person, deciding that it would be a good idea to update her profile to include single men. Now, I'm sure C would love to explain exactly how that went down.

Okay, I guess a little bit of background as to the reason why, which I guess Dee can explain, But how I knew that occurred is that I was at work and having a look at my emails I think maybe 20 messages from RHP you know you have got a new message red hot pie for those of you came up and I messaged Dee and I said um did you change our profile for looking for men as well just single men because yeah red hot pie is one of those dating sites where you can pick, you know, what you're looking for, couples, single ladies, single men. Like every other dating site on the planet.

Yeah, and so we had at this point only couples because that was, I guess, predominantly what we were in the lifestyle to find. Because we want to play together. Yeah. And so I'm at my work. I'm on lunch break and all of a sudden, 20 new Red Hot Pie messages. 26 actually. And I need to add to this as well. At no point did I update any of our scripting on the site to say that we were interested in mails. In fact, in there it still said... No males. No single males. You just ticked a little box. I ticked a little box. Until it happened. And 26... I've got penises flying at my head everywhere.

Yeah, I know. It was a cock fest. Actually, that's not true. It was a rippling six-pack fest. Oh, yeah, my God. Yeah, so many. There were. I mean, I was actually... I didn't realise there were that many men out there with rippling six-packs. Did you know? It's intimidating, isn't it? It is. Yeah. We'll get to that a little later, then. Okay. Yeah. So I messaged Dee at my lunch break, and I said, babe, what's going on here? A lot of guys randomly messaging now. Oh, that's right.

I've changed changed our profile and i guess for the listeners do you want to talk about the decision as to why you changed our profile yeah absolutely so we've realized um well we realized very quickly i suppose uh playing online that or should i should i say looking online that there was a whole lot of men who were punching above their weight i think that's probably true in the couples we've met as well so you know being out to some of the Closed Captioning by Kris Brandhagen.com that there was a whole lot of men who were punching above their weight.

I think that's probably true in the couples we've met as well. So, you know, being out to some of the clubs or generally looking at profiles, yes, you will find that there are couples out there where the women, and I don't know, I might be being pious right now, but they're sexy.

You know, they're attractive, they're gorgeous, they're well put together they wear they're well dressed even in their photos they've got their hair up or done or you know lingerie sexy heels we've got to say though no lingerie for men there is and name one that looks good on a man so twitter listeners if you want to just uh moving on tweet that to, maybe some suggestions for some sexy lingerie. Yeah, that would be great because, frankly, without the rippling six-pack, that appears to be the only lingerie men have, a rippling six-pack. That's true.

And let me just say, none of the couples we've been with have had rippling six-packs. No, which is not a necessity. No, no, I'm just going, the last thing we want is people to think that we're all about the looks and, in fact, we're not. Yes. So getting back to the decision, I guess, was really about me. So Dee wanting to see me pleasured by someone who he believed to be on my level.

And you've got to remember, we are 10 years apart, so I'm 30, D's 40, and sometimes, you know, that can create a bit of a disparity between the couples we're looking for, because they'll either be quite young or older. Which means I end up with 24-year-olds. Yeah, which is just bizarre. For you? Yeah. Well, really for everybody involved. Yeah, you think?

you think yeah okay it's kind of orcs oh my god i can't believe you're using text message shortening things in our podcast happening so do you want to see me with a man but with someone who he thought you know was kind of up to i guess uh standard yeah look this was this was interesting for me it was an interesting um interesting update in my personal sexual growth I suppose in that I thought when I came into this you know as most men I thought the idea of woman on woman uh would be the thing that would float my boat. Not necessarily woman-on-woman.

I think when guys think about swinging and women, they tend to think, I'm going to get two or three or four. Hell, I'm going to get ten ladies to just get up in the blowjobs. There's nothing to say that won't happen in the future. It just hasn't happened to this point. Ten would be a real logistical nightmare, though. Oh, come on, darling. You know you're well-endowed. Oh, stop it. Oh, my God. Yeah, if I was ten, then, frankly, it would make it to my mouth. Well, and that would be a sight to be seen. It would be.

Anyway, so we were looking for somebody, well, particularly me, was looking for somebody to fulfil my fantasy, not see's, which was to see her with another man, which was something somewhat interesting for me as a realisation, but I came to realise that that's exactly what i was looking for so we uh i updated our profile very quickly and we had 26 individuals to choose from now i'm thinking c will want to run through some interesting points here in regard to this oh yeah so i think flooded is probably the word flooded is definitely a descriptor for that. But, you know, so 26 in the first day.

First six hours. From there, it just kind of snowballed. Obviously, there are actually, surprisingly, a lot of men out in the lifestyle who are looking for couples. No way. Get out. Well, you almost think that they're just looking for women or whatever. Actually, no. They're looking for anything they can get their new gear to. That's not true. Yeah, kind of. No, it's not. It's all about. But true. A lot of men, a lot of varied messages, I would say. So some were short texts or, you know. Give us the best and worst. I'm going to go with worst first. Yeah, just go with worst because that sticks.

So we actually have a football game here that is very popular. It's called the State of Origin. Which is New South Wales versus Queensland. So two states in Australia versus each other. It's huge, right? This is a massive game. It happens once a year and there's three games in total. Now. Best of two. We received. Best of three, sorry. We received a message on the evening of, I can't remember if it's second second or third game, but it was basically, I have a few hours spare before this football game. How's about it? That was the exact word. That was the exact wording of that.

And ladies, come on. You can't even imagine how turned on I was by that. I thought, this guy's going to give me two hours. Oh, my God. Two hours.

I'm such a lucky lady oh you were so lucky i'm actually surprised you turned him down that was the most amazing thing for me um and i think the best well kind of really leads into who we selected yeah well absolutely i mean uh i suppose you probably need to say what eventually got to the point for you because there was a whole lot of guys a whole lot of guys oh yeah and it got to the point where you were overwhelmed and you just said you know what i'm interested i did a hands up in the air kind of situation so i think it was the second or third night in i'm gonna i'm gonna say maybe 50 messages at this point well messages slash you know flirts or interests now i'm reading a few of them and with each of the messages you know i'm taking the time to read the message look at the profile look at the pictures look what they're interested in and three nights in i just kind of threw my hands up in the air and i said you know what d you know i've been together for six and a half years now you know what i like for breakfast you know you know what kind of drinks i like pretty sure that you know what kind of guys i'm interested in as well.

So why don't I just leave the vetting up to you? Which is exactly what happened. And I've got to say, I ripped out a corker. That's a very Australianism for anyone out there. Actually, I found a very, very spectacularly good guy. And this sounds... I mean, there was a man crush on there fairly quickly. He was... So across from his messages, he was intelligent. Thank you.

guy and then this sounds I mean there was a man crush on there fairly quickly he was so across from his messages he was intelligent um swapped phone numbers pretty quickly d d and him actually swapped phone numbers so yeah I wanted to make sure he wasn't a psychopath before he started talking with you fair point you know Hannibal Lecter is probably not on the list of people to do probably not no no not on the list yeah i'd imagine he'd taste really weird after eating all those people so so d kind of shortlisted i think you actually shortlisted to about four or five three initially three i just held up four fingers and then he let me i guess have a look and out of those three i said you know what they all actually look pretty interesting and again how about you make the decision well done d I'll see have a look.

And out of those three, I said, you know what? They all actually look pretty interesting. And again, how about you make the decision? Well done, Dee. Number swapping occurred and text messages. And out of the three, we ended up with James. Yeah. Yeah. Now, for the people who don't know, James is actually his stage name. Yeah, we'll cover that. We're not name-dropping here. We'll cover that in a second. I mean, there are some interesting parts. Thank you. Bye-bye.dropping here. We'll cover that in a second. I mean, there are some interesting parts to this entire get-together. There is, yeah.

The first one was James. Right. So we decided that we'd organise some drinks, get-together at a local bar, I mean, it's a nice bar, it's a cocktail bar just down the road. Now, we got a last minute text from James, which was geared around the fact that he believed he had a cold sore coming up on his mouth. Yeah. Which was...

And this was, I think, what, 45 minutes to an hour before me to minutes to an hour absolutely so for me my bullshit-o-meter was absolutely off the dial because um to me it sounded like uh here's a guy who's because let's let's just backtrack a little he's attractive intelligent has a good job has a good job runs his own business drives a nice car lives in a beautiful apartment lives in a beautiful apartment in the over overseeing overlooking the water in sydney and is single so you know my my bullshit ometer was sort of tracking a little higher to start with but then this little tidbit was dropped 45 minutes before we were supposed to meet up.

And, yeah, so it was straight to the red line, the bullshit-o-meter. Yeah, you almost called it. I did. You almost called the evening. I actually was within fractions of a second of saying we're done. We're not going to do this. So especially, you know, if we decided to play it it would make things a little more awkward in terms of you know dodging uh cold sores on mouth put in any location that could generate future cold sores so we um we ended up catching up having a drink um and i have to say. Can I talk about the cab ride on the way there? Yes. So, nervous, of course.

We had discussed Dee's want for catching up with a guy, actually many discussions prior to the actual evening, and it was a big deal. It huge for us you know I was thinking do I do I want this is this going to turn me on is this guy going to be a total weirdo you know how am I actually going to go with this and I guess in my mind I was also thinking how do we even progress like how does this occur from a couple of drinks out to hey let's join us on the bed because up until this point this was not really on the cards for us so it's a whole new ball game that we're talking about Thank you.

a couple of drinks out to hey let's join us on the bed because up until this point this was not really on the cards for us so it's a whole new ball game that we're talking about so the cab ride I was I was nervous I was thinking what is this guy going to be like is he going to be sleazy or weird you know how is this going to kind of pan out and then we and uh kind of awkward again really nervous walk in and this place there was a Wednesday night I just want to mention that because I had booked a table at this you know this trendy trendy cocktail bar but not really thinking there was going to be too many people in my mind I was like we'll grab a bench seat we'll have some kind of naughty conversation in the dark corner and then we'll think about where we're gonna go from there what we walked into was every table and every seat was booked and um packed the place is packed i remember it was full of women oh and it was totally full of women yeah there were no men in there at all there was like a few men but was like three out of the 40 people in there, and there were three men.

It was amazing. It was a flower fest. It was. It was a flower fest. And we're there to pick up a single man. Oh, the irony.

so uh yes we uh we sat down and um james turned up shortly after we sat or have i got that the wrong way around yeah i'm pretty sure he was waiting for us there why are you squinting at me stop that he was sitting at the other end of a table that was a shared table it was a shared table our own table it was that busy shared table he was sitting at the end uh three chairs kind of around the end of a table which made for awkward but quite Closed Captioning by Kris Brandhagen. brand wasn't even our own table. It was that busy. Shared table.

He was sitting at the end, three chairs kind of around the end of a table, which made for awkward but quite close contact. So maybe it was well-picked on his behalf. Oh, absolutely. I obviously sat in the middle of the two gentlemen. He is a – I mean, he's a smart guy. He would have sorted that out beforehand. I reckon. Oh, absolutely.

Yeah, absolutely absolutely certainly i was very impressed yes so uh the awkwardness was palatable uh in c you could you could really smell it on her i suppose is the best way to put it no it's true i was waiting for you to take the lead on a lot of the conversation and kind of adding to that conversation you know we did the whole what do you, you know, what experiences have you had on Red Hot Pie so far and these kinds of... Well, or in the lifestyle in general. Or in the lifestyle in general, yeah. He had been with another couple previously.

That's right, and that was one of the reasons why we thought that he'd be a good option for us because we thought, hey, this guy actually has experience. He might know what the hell's going on. Yeah, he might actually be able to show what to do. Where do we put that? Well, what is that thing?

So quite a lot of conversation ensued, I suppose, and it flowed really well after maybe the first 10 minutes and the first 10 drinks for see well not 10 the first couple of drinks you certainly had to had to edge into a little bit i think everyone relaxed i think it was probably a group relax well i mean it's it's no different to any other get together if you don't know people if you yeah if you don't know people it takes you some time to actually grow accustomed to their presence yeah so he went through a whole lot of things of uh of his history and we gave him a bit of a rundown on ours and um at this point things were getting a little bit more relaxed because he um uh he was actually touching your leg and your back, which was actually a disgustingly huge turn-on for me.

Yeah, it was weird. Something as simple as another man. I think at one stage he just put his hand on my back. I remember thinking like, holy hell, this is amazing. This is hot, yeah. Well, you're right. It's exactly what happened. It was hot for you and hot for me. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was hot for him as well. Just saying. One would hope. Just throwing it out there. So I guess what I really want to mention as well about this particular guy is that he has really raised the bar quite high. Oh, my God. So upon arrival, he stood up to greet us.

He he pulled out my chair he actually fits into the gay man realm it's yeah he's he's lovely he's hot he's attractive he's a real gentleman sorry i just said hot and attractive that's weird he's hot he's a gentleman intelligent he's intelligent hold a conversation hold a conversation. And, yeah, I mean, typically, and this has been not homophobic whatsoever considering I've played in that field and came back, yeah, he fits into the gay man category quad. And well-dressed. Sorry, that was the other thing. Well-dressed. Yeah. Smelled nice too. You mentioned that. I did mention that.

You did mention that. That wasn't me who was smelling. So we ordered some nibbles, so some small food dishes that we could kind of share whilst the conversation's kind of continuing to kind of, I guess, just assess who is this person? Do we want to play? Is this interesting to D? So single males out there that are listening to this podcast right now. Oh, here's some tips for young players. Here's some tips for you. I mean, these are, right now, leg openers. Oh, absolutely. And go. Okay. So stood up to greet me. Chair. Pulled open the chair. Pulled out the chair. Pulled out the chair.

We're talking about ordering food. We decided let's... You forgot the coat. Oh, no, the coat came later. Oh, we took the coat off later. Put it on. Yeah, but he took it off first for you. You forgot... Yeah, yeah, he did. No, because I was still really cold at this point. I was freezing because it was actually cold here in Sydney. Okay, sorry, my bad. So we're ordering. Passed the image to him and kind of, again, it's an arms up in the air. I can't be bothered you make the decision scenario. And he did. He did. Made some decisions that were actually quite delicious.

And the food arrived at the table. And also, very importantly, did not add to any form of skank breath. Mm-hmm. Yes. So no garlic. No garlic. Those sorts of really important things.

No really old festery cheese or anything like that you know greasy ribs with sauce falling all over the place oh yeah so hot so he made some really great food choices but the thing that was really interesting to me and it's been a long time since it's happened but outside of my relationship um d obviously does this quite frequently yeah you better study that and he dished my because it was share plates he dished up some portions of food for me onto my plate and then proceeded to dish up d's food afterwards which just showed the fact that he was confident he was you know an absolute amazing guy but also that he had a lot of respect for Dee and so that action in itself was such a turn on to me because instantly instantly I was at home I was comfortable around him well and then he proceeded to continue topping up your drinks from the bottles of wine there was you know there was really in every way he was a true gentleman then he touched my boobs he did touch your boobs he did he touched my boobs which he did ask he did ask you know he said do you mind if i touch your boobs that's in a very playful way and i said oh okay yeah fine and again if you're listening to our podcast you may recall that I don't really wear underpants um undergarments yeah undergarments I don't really wear much underneath what I'm kind of out there wearing in a dress or a skirt and a top so quite easy access I guess and so he touched touched the outside of my top which was basically bare breast underneath, and playfully.

And senilely slid off the chair. Playfully said to me, you don't wear underpants, do you, or underwear? And I said, no, actually, I think it was you that said, yeah, she doesn't really do that. She's not big on those. She doesn't really do that.

And I remember him laughing, kind of biting his finger and going like, oh, my God the hottest thing ever ever yeah well you are the hottest thing ever but he was quite turned on by that he wasn't the only one i mean uh again for me living out a fantasy here it was i was really pretty happy with how it was going so far considering you were relaxed enough to allow that to happen. Yeah, it was really comfortable. Then he was touching my inner thigh. Yeah. Just proceeded for a while. Yeah. It didn't go anywhere near the girls. Oh, of course not.

But gentlemanly inner thigh stroking to help warm the motor. Yeah, absolutely. Which it did. It absolutely did, yeah. It absolutely did.

So at this so at this point we're kind of where do we go from here you know it's been a really good evening we've had some wine we've had some food we've had some really sexy conversation we spoke about you know toys what we like who we've not who we've been with but some of the experiences we've had um he did the same as well and that was quite sexy um and then we decide it's time it's time to leave i think it was 10 30 or 11 yeah it was about 10 30 11 yeah yeah on a wednesday night yeah and and he um we he hadn't drunk as much as us because he was driving i shouldn't say as much it sounds like sounds like we were boozing it up, but we weren't.

So he said, would you mind if I drove you home? And then we stood up. He put your jacket on. Yes, he put my jacket on. He allowed you to go first out the door. We paid the bill. Well, I paid. Well, you paid the bill. I paid the bill that night, yes. So he also was quite upset about that, I remember. Yeah, he was. We've got another whole podcast devoted to what's appropriate in terms of bill paying. It's on our list. So we'll get to that in the future, folks. Yeah, but so he's put me down. That'll be one of the boring podcasts. Yeah, true. With the fast-forward, people are fast-forwarding.

Where is the sex? Thank you. That'd be one of the boring podcasts With the fast forward People will be fast forwarding Where is the sex?

So we're heading out to the car And Dee do you want to feel Yeah so we're heading out to the car And We realise that he's driving The same car as us Same model, same same color same everything it's the exact same car which i have to say was uh it was actually relaxing because he has i'm a bit of a uh a car nut but he has the same car as i do or as we do and it was relaxing and terrifying all at the same time because i just found a younger hotter seemingly more intelligent and richer version of myself yeah yeah but we'll cover that in a minute will we yeah absolutely fine so we get in the car we're obviously heading back to our place we're're pulling into our street and I say, sure, you can just park over there.

Now, at this point, in my mind, I'm not really thinking park over and come up and shag me. I'm thinking park, maybe we'll have a bit of a kiss and possibly send you on your way. I'm not really 100% on what's happening at this point. Yeah, and look, at no point was he at all forceful, but he just pulled over and undered his seatbelt.

And I think that's probably more a conversation after the next you know the next morning when you sort of said look you're really in there you know you told him to pull over and yeah and I again I guess you know really choose your phrases carefully because in my mind I was thinking like yeah oh yeah because this ended so badly oh it didn't end badly at all but just you know I guess if it wasn't if that wasn't something that we were interested in then it might have been a little bit bizarre you know if he had interpreted the pullover as please come upstairs and i was thinking pull over so we can get out of the car so anyway we he ended up pulling over getting out of the car and and um we actually brought him up to our to our apartment for a for a drink yeah yeah so we um we cracked a bottle of wine up with the wine as well it's always handy to keep some stock on hand we've realized i mean we have a a bit of a small wine fridge here i think it holds about 30 bottles well it can hold 30 bottles if you didn't if you if you actually didn't drink two bottles and then replace one it would hold 30 bottles i don't know what you're talking about yeah i bet you sideways glance um so we you know we have i guess some provisions on hand should we have guests yeah like some snacks vanilla guests but also you know play guests we've always got something on hand because we want to make people feel at home and also we want to kind of have them come into our house and not just be straight into play.

For us, you know, a big part of this is kind of enjoying each other and the process and, you know, the build-up. We're socio-sexuals. Yeah. We like to socialise first. Yeah. So we open a bottle of wine. Dee was about to touch on the problem with our apartment. Yeah, I was. Sorry. It's an issue for us in winter. It is. Our apartment has no heat. Yeah. Which in winter can be really quite nasty. Yeah. But anyway, so we actually, after cracking the bottle of wine, filling the glasses, we had the heater on in our bedroom. In the bedroom.

And he walks in and straight away was like, oh my God, it's freezing. And he was right. He was right. Yeah. So I actually said, look, how about we just go down to the bedroom where it's warmer? Mm-hmm. Which turned out to be a very good idea. Yeah. Yeah. So we went down to the bedroom and we literally just sat down on the bed and had some more drinks and had a bit of a chat. Had some wine, yeah. Yeah, and then I disappeared for a second and went and grabbed a card game, actually. Now, I recommend these card games for anybody out there in the lifestyle. You went a bit crazy. I did.

What Dee's about to mention, the... It's a four-pack. Four-pack of... I went online and basically just bought the store out. Yeah, well, it actually comes as a kit. Sure it does, honey. It does. It comes as a, you're a pervert kit. Oh, okay. Good, yep. I've got a shout-out to the website here. It's actually sexisfun.com. Have a look on there, people. There are some awesome, awesome games that really take away any sort of anxiety and angst about what's going to come next. Well, they're also for couples. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So this doesn't necessarily have to be...

This particular game we played was for couples. Was about swingers. No, it was couples. It was couples. We actually... I remember I actually pulled out... You did vet the cards. Yeah, pulled out the anal, the... What was that? The fish one. Oh, there was... There, so the cards basically, the purpose of the game is that you select the cards and there's pictures on the front of the cards to explain what to do. So it's not, it's kind of like a dare-ish scenario. But you, the cards go down in a pack, you pick up five cards, you pick one that is, you're okay with. Interested to you.

to you you put the four back and then shuffle and go again and um basically you get to the point where you get i think it's seven cards total whatever you get a certain number of cards in total and then you act them out and then you act them out one by one by one yeah. Yeah. So interestingly, so the guys kind of stacked this because at the time C was looking a little like a deer in the headlights. Yeah. Again, what do I do with this person? Yeah. What do I do with that cock? Where does it go? Yeah. Well, we hadn't even gotten, we weren't even naked at this point.

No, no, but it's the progression. Yeah know. Yeah, absolutely. You know, a woman is already thinking five steps ahead. Yeah, you are. So. So, yeah, so basically we played the game, got the cards out, got the cards done, and then the boys actually sat and stacked them so that they were in a progression from least sexual to most. No, I think it was what you wanted to do. You said, let's pick them as to what we want to do, but being the gentleman that you both are, you've obviously stacked them progressively from, you know, a bit of light kissing through to penetration.

Yeah, I mentioned I removed the anal ones. You did remove them, yeah. That wouldn't have come up. Thank God for that. Yeah, this time around. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, I mentioned I removed the anal one. You did remove it, yeah. That wouldn't have come up. Thank God for that. Yeah, this time around. Yeah. So, yes, we stacked the cards, I suppose, and it started with kissing, and we sort of took turns as to how this was going to play out in terms of the guys. And I think it started with kissing, from memory. Actually, no, excuse me.

It started with backscratching, but we threw that out threw that out no it didn't actually start with kissing because at this point we didn't know whether he had a cold sore so oh sorry if memory serves me that i could be completely wrong no no you are absolutely right i believe it started with a dry hump it did start with a dry hump so also understand here folks we'd pulled out anything because again he'd he'd said that he had a concern. We'd pulled out anything that would... Oral-related. Yeah, anything oral-related for him. And he actually proceeded to do...

Well, we proceeded to do everything that happened in this particular event. There was absolutely no oral contact at all, which was... For him on me. on me yeah yeah so let's just stick with no oral contact at all for the for the fans at home okay sure yeah um so uh yeah so it started with a dry hump yes didn't it yeah and um so i was naked though i think no you weren't was i not No. No. Well, you might as well have been. You only had two articles of clothing on. But he was down to, I'm going to say, dogs? No. Okay, clearly I don't. No.

He was still in jeans and a shirt, which is the standard man dress for everything. So he was in jeans and a shirt and the dry hump was just a bit of an icebreaker, I suppose, to get things started. It was kind of comical. Yeah, it was. Well, actually, the whole thing, we had quite a few laughs the whole way through. Yeah, we had a lot of fun. I think that, aside from being an icebreaker, it was actually quite funny. Well, the website is called sexisfun.com. Oh, yeah, so we proceeded through the cards. I wish I had actually bought the cards with me so I could go through the procession.

But basically it started with that. The next one was Suck Your Tits, which I organised on our behalf, on the guy's behalf. And he basically just fondled and played with your nipples, or nipple, because I was hanging off the other one. Yeah, yeah. And then I think the next card was actually Ritam Cowgirl. Was it really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, so we, no, sorry, it was, you sucked his dick. You sucked his cock. Did you suck his cock? Later, later when we were Later when you and I were interacting. Yeah, okay. That came much later. Yeah, okay. So the next, literally the next thing, I think. Oh, no.

Actually, I do remember it wasn't. See, this is why I wish I had the cards with me so we could actually step through them. Sorry, folks. We are boring the hell out of you right now. I think that I had to give him a handjob. That's right. It was called the handyman. Oh my god. So you did. So he at this point he stripped down and I matched. I stripped down as well. I was naked. You were naked as well. Yep. And it was getting really hot at this point. Because of the heater in the bedroom. Yeah, that's right.

Because of the heater in the bedroom so um we were we were both naked we were all naked and um yeah and and you had to give him a handjob to which you started doing and um seemed to be enjoying but uh one of the glorious things about the cards is that there's sort of a time limit on them, so we skipped on to the next one. Well, a self-regulated time limit. Yeah. I mean, I'm not sure we were looking for him to, you know, come all over you in the handjob section. From there, though, I don't really remember what the next card was. The next card was definitely the Rodham Cowgirl. Really?

It wasn't between the boobs? It was later? No, that was later. Yeah, so, no, it wasn't a boob job. Okay, so now is the time, I guess, for us to actually, you know, have sex proper, I guess.

Yeah, so we actually, both well both of the lads condom put on condoms yeah very important very important and then um he proceeded to lay down and um kate proceeded to straddle over the top of him and i actually i actually backed out at this point i'm not backed out, I shouldn't say that I said to the crowd Guys, I'm actually just going to step back And just watch this happen Because frankly, I'm not sure you get another chance To watch another man fuck your girlfriend For the first time For the first time, yeah So I stepped back and took a good view Which was at the base of the bed You didn't really know how you were going to feel about this either As much as you wanted Thank you.

so I stepped back and took a good view which was at the base of the bed you didn't really know how you were going to feel about this either as much as you wanted to experience this as much as you have this really sexual idea in your mind and you're actually really turned on by it this doesn't necessarily then translate to actually physically seeing it happen no it doesn't not at all um but can i say in in that piece that that part of the time it was ridiculously sexy so um so yeah i sat down at the base um looking looking up and seeing sees back and uh and just actually watched him slide inside you, which was really, really hot.

I mean, a heart on a cat couldn't scratch, I think, is probably a good term. Well, I guess you've got much more of a perspective on this than I can really add to.

So, I mean, at this point in time, it's a bit of shock, a bit of nervousness a bit of god this is sexy or what am i feeling how am i feeling this is not my my man you know this is another man entering me certainly wasn't a problem in terms of um lubrication let's say that well it was it was the serving of the dinner no it was you know i mean this is why the whole evening for us is really important because by the time you get to this point you were wet as hell probably that's an oxymoron yeah gotcha thanks for the explanation you were wet as the ocean better?

yeah I'll take it So yeah, the sea was I'll say Close to dripping at this point And certainly Certainly I was the same I was really Really hard and really wanted to get involved So you Rode him for I'm going to say five minutes okay that's somewhere around there again you've got a better perspective yeah so um and and i suppose the the riding included uh just your standard standard saddle and then uh yeah leg either side and then you uh you were grinding up on him and then you uh actually stood up on your feet feet and did the, I don't know what you'd call it, sort of a clearance thing where it's just his penis inside you is the only thing that's actually attached.

To try and explain the position, I guess, you kind of go into a squat, almost like a squatting position. Obviously, you need a bit of leg strength for this one, but legs either side on the feet kind of up near ish higher than the hips on the guy and um you know a bit of pressure on their chest and you're basically just squatting up and down i guess on their cock yeah which is again um it's such a such a nice visual well you say clearance because you can really see everything that's going on. Yeah, which is awesome. Yeah.

Yeah, so at this point, so after five, I'm going to say five minutes, I don't know, I kind of lost track of time in there, we get to the next card. Yes. Now, the next card, I believe, was actually you blowing someone. Was it? What was next? I don't know. I think it was that. Was that or to be fucking? No, it was that. It was that. Okay. Which I obviously did to you. Yeah, you did to me. Yeah. Yeah. And again, you know, at this point, I was...

Actually, I didn't have a condom on yet because you weren't technically involved yet and the taste of condoms is not your thing, I don't think it's any girl's thing. Handy to note actually when we play, even if Dee and I play at a club, Dee wears a condom and that is out of, I guess, a bit of respect to the other people in the lifestyle I don't know, we find it to be... There's a few reasons I think, for starters, a bit of respect to the other people in the lifestyle, I don't know, we find it to be... There's a few reasons, I think.

For starters, if I come inside you, which I like, I might add, if I come inside you, it means for you a quick trip to the bathroom, which can be sometimes awkward. Yeah. The other thing is we tend to find... Clean up on the sheets. Yeah. On the sheets in a club. It's neater. And also you don't seem to get as sore with condoms as you do with our... But then it's also out of respect for everybody else as well. Yeah, yeah. No, no, absolutely. So it's kind of like a mixed bag.

So even though we would use a condom at home generally, if we're playing with everybody else, even if it's de-entering me, we still use condoms. Yeah. And the other upside, as the gentleman will realise if they ever do get into this, Thank you.

everybody else even if it's de-entering me we still use condoms yeah and the other upside for as the gentleman will realize if they ever do get into this is desensitization not a bad thing when you've got so much going on not a bad thing at all yeah so let's say that the next part was titty-fucking yes so the next one sorry no it was head job yeah so you so you blew me yeah and um it got to the point where I was actually not far away because there was a lot of visuals going on and James at this point was just sitting back.

Actually, he was playing with you, playing with your tits and I believe he had his fingers inside you at that point. I'm not 100% sure. Yeah, I think he did. So from memory he did, he had his fingers inside you and he was thumbing your clit as well. Yes, actually. I think that he... Because he was pretty good at that by the look on your face. Not that, you know, I mean, he kind of knew what women needed. Yeah. So he wasn't just one of those guys that get up in the swingers club, they're all about penetration and the girl walks away feeling really unsatisfied. Yeah.

Having never been stim been stimulated yeah he was kind of really upset about the fact that he couldn't go down on you which was one of the things he was really looking forward to yeah because we had tried some photos and stuff beforehand yeah yeah so the next cut after though was titty fucking titty fucking yeah so he got up on top of you and put his cock between your tits and started titty fucking you. I guess I really want to make this visual. Do you mind? Yeah, go for it. Okay, so I'm lying down on the bed. Zach is on the bed. I'm lying straight. Yes.

He is over the top of me, legs either side, cock between my tits. So hard cock, glorious. I have size D. Double D. Double D to E. Double D to E, I think was the last time they measured. Up breast. So he's kind of straddling over the top, hard cock, sliding in and out between my breasts. Now, I'm watching this as well. There's not a lot happening downtown for me at this stage, so you decide. I do. I decide that it'd be a good idea for me to slip in. You decide that you want to have a little bit of fun as well. I think probably is what happened there. Absolutely.

So I think I did actually go down on you for a period, a small period, and then decided that that was not near enough for me in terms of involvement is the best way of putting it. So I ended up putting on a condom and getting your legs apart, getting them a long way up, and then slipping inside you and started fucking you from the lie. Yeah, that's right. So you're basically almost doing missionary at this point, I guess. Yeah, with his back to me. How was that for you? How was it for having a guy's back? No, no, I wasn't touching. No, but you were looking around.

I could look over his shoulder and see your face, which was really hot because at that point you had your first orgasm. Yes, you gave me that. Yeah, I did. That was all you, babe. Oh, stop it. Not all the um i'm sure the rocker cock sliding in between your tits was a good visual for you as well yeah you know it was okay i mean yeah you suffered through it shrugs it off so there was that and then um uh yeah at this point because of the, I suppose because of the way that he was involved with you, it slowed things down a bit for him. So he actually, I guess, stopped at this point. He did.

He got off. And we continued to play. So he kind of got off, I think maybe he had taken the condom off, grabbed himself a drink whilst we continued to play. Yeah. And changed positions. I continued to fuck you. I turned you over into the dog, which is your favourite position. And then back again, though. And then back again. Yeah, it was like, you know, porn star moves. How long was this going on for, would you say? I'd have to say probably 15, 20 minutes. I think you're going to over-exaggerate. Oh, at least an hour. Like two hours? At least two hours. No, 15, 20 minutes.

At this point, C came again. That's two now. Now, folks, keep in mind, typically a one-come girl. Typically. Yeah, typically, yeah. Yeah, because normally you're kind of worn out after one. Thank you. Now, folks, keep in mind, typically a one-cum-girl, typically. Yeah, typically. Yeah, because normally you're kind of worn out after one. Well, she's worn out. So at this point, though, I'm not the right way lying on the bed. So I'm still on my back. Again, I'm back on my back, should I say. Yeah. You're fucking me. Yes. But my head is kind of up the other end of the bed. Yeah.

Not hanging off, but a little bit. Yeah, so he comes around. All I remember was I was enjoying, I think my head was kind of, I was probably in the crux of an orgasm at this point, and all of a sudden there's a cock pretty much entering my mouth. How logistically that happened, I still don't know, because I was kind of in amongst it. You might have a better explanation. Well, no, I really don't. He just kind of walked around and there was a mouth open there again, I think, like you say, amidst orgasm. I feel like it's almost a teabagging kind of incident. Kind of without the teabags, though.

The next thing I know. I think you'd call that a shafting, maybe. He was, I was... Sucking his cock. You were sucking his cock. There was things happening. Yeah, and again, once again, you seem to really, really hate that. It was enjoyable. Yeah. So here I am watching my girlfriend really enjoying the fucking that I'm putting on and also sucking a cock. Yes, but upside down, it was a little bit awkward. It was a little awkward. In terms of... Which is why we changed.

i remember thinking i'm not doing this so great because i'm upside down and i can't get the right angle the right angle to kind of go in my mouth yeah yeah and that was the case so we we shifted it up again and we went back to the dog okay for a little while yeah but then um i think it got to the point where he really wanted to fuck you yeah which is fair i mean at this point so yeah so we we we effectively spun spun you around um and he was at the the bottom of the base of the bed um standing up and and you were in the dog and he then proceeded to uh to to take you from behind as well as and then we swapped over and i was on my back and i had we're in missionary but then i had my i Thank you.

to take you from behind. As well as, and then we swapped over and I was on my back and I had, we're in missionary, but then I had my, I basically propped up on my feet so my hips are diagonally off the bed. So I'm still on my back, my hips are up, which really allows for quite a bit of thrusting. Good penetration. I am able to thrust. And you can thrust as well. I can thrust, thrust, he can thrust, there's a lot of penetration, you know. And you're still sucking a cock at the time. Yes. Yeah, mine. So that was quite good.

I remember him saying something about the fact that he liked a woman that could get herself off or interested or... Yeah, yeah, no, get yourself off because I think that was... Like the woman that takes charge. Yeah, I think that was an orgasm three for you. At this point. Yeah. So at this point, you know, you're nearly dripping. How long did this take? What were we doing this for? Look, I don't know. I've lost track at this point. I mean, we're talking... The timekeeper is out. We're like an hour and a half in, I would think. Yeah. Okay, so this is what we stopped.

I might add, zero orgasms for men. Really? Zero. You didn't? No. Neither of us did. Oh. At all. The whole night. You're the only one who got off. Sorry? I really didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah, that's the case. So, this is where we actually stop i think this is probably no because we've still got one more orgasm to go yeah there were four i don't remember that okay yeah so carry on so um at this point um uh at this point he uh he was having some some concerns in terms of sustaining, which is, look, it's not uncommon, and certainly we'll cover this in another podcast as well at some point.

Every podcaster that I've ever listened to covers this off at some point, so I'd like to do the same, purely to back the rest of the world and the fact that this does actually happen. So he's having some some issues so he's decided to back out for a little while and and um and and work on himself and and i've uh just taken over i suppose and uh and at this point you were in desperate need of a good hard fucking and i proceeded to give you one okay yeah and and that was orgasm four. Okay. And at that point, you were pretty spent. And tired. And tired, yeah. I'm going to mention.

I'm going to go back to the fact that it was a Wednesday night. Yeah, so it's, okay, so by now it's 1.30, right? So we left. In the morning. Yeah, actually, no, it's two. It's nearly two. Okay. So we so we left at 11 30 so that gives you an idea 11 30 we got home by 11 35 and we were in the bedroom playing by 11 45 and we and then it was uh yeah probably 1 30 okay two and so we sat up for a bit though and had a bit of a chat i remember we had I think I yeah we were all sitting there naked just really chatting it for a bit, though, and had a bit of a chat.

I remember we had, I think I, yeah, we were all sitting there naked just really chatting it for a bit and reflecting, you know, talking about how much fun it was and the fact that we really enjoyed ourselves. And chuckling about the things that had gone wrong and, you know. It was just so relaxed, really. It was. It was really good. Bizarrelyly relaxed. Yeah, it was really nice, actually. And then, yeah, and it got to the point where he said, look, okay, I think it's time for me to go home. I think he said, actually, Princess looks a little tired. That's exactly what he said.

Although you had a little body image issue there right at the end, remember? Yeah, because it was the realisation of I'm naked. We've just've just gotten back from a holiday too so I'm carrying a couple of extra kilos. I'm naked I'm carrying some kilos and my pussy looks fucked. Like it has been shagged. Probably not the description I would use. Well sorry I'll edit that out later. Not. What I meant to say is, yeah, it's time. So he suits up, puts his gear back on, and he's basically ready to get out the door. And I give him a handshake, good manly handshake.

Actually, no, I gave him a hug because I really think he put in.

And like the way that he uh he made you happy he liked the cut of his jib yeah and then um you gave him a good i know you didn't kiss him because again hug yeah which was really unfortunate because i actually didn't get to see you guys kiss all night which would have been cool agree agree and um he apologised for the small issues at the end and he explained that he preferred Agree Agree And he apologised for the small issues at the end And he explained that he prefers to be involved in kissing and other things as well It helps him with his mental state Which is fair I think I'd probably be in a similar boat It's a big part I guess of actually having sex with someone um and he trundled off home and that was uh that was really the end of the evening yeah we didn't actually i don't think we did a huge debrief that night no we didn't which was a really bad idea because we're about to hear about these first first freak out yeah so it was i, we had a little bit of a conversation, but then...

But the princess was tired. I was... I'm tired. So she was so tired, she went straight to snooze town. I was the mayor of Sleepyville. Yeah, but I think that's fair enough. Four in... Four orgasms in, you would have been... the other thing is you fuck like a man i do so you have generally an orgasm and you are then ready for snoozing yeah you know i mean i feel it's currently tuesday night and i'm actually thinking i'm about 45 minutes away from a good orgasm right now and then some bed where I'm at. Yeah, I think you're probably right after this conversation. So... So I'm asleep.

So C's asleep.

So unfortunately, though, because we didn't have a debrief, I didn't get a chance to understand exactly how things had worked in C's head and as you sometimes do, you lay back in bed, you stare at the the ceiling and I'm not the type of person who will go to sleep straight away ever um I'm always the guy who's up watching something stupid on late night tv while C's sleeping and um I decided to stay in bed this time that wasn't a good idea so I sat there laying at the ceiling and all of these things combined you know and i covered before he's he appeared to be a younger fitter hotter so thanks for filling the gaps here see this is yeah a young you thought that he was a much better version of i did a better version of me yeah yeah so um because of that I um I stewed on that all night and then that really didn't help things at all no so uh the next morning I'd I'd uh stewed on it most of the night and was really a little freaked out I have to say you've probably had one and a half a half, two hours sleep at this point as well, which, you know, being sleep deprived is never great for mental stability and thought processes.

Yeah, that's right. Sleep deprived, sugar deprived, you know, all the deprivations, except for sexual. I wasn't sexually deprived.

And then proceeded to go to work and spend all day thinking about it there as well, which wasn't great so i stewed on this for quite a while and in the end came home that that the next day the next evening and and we had a really good debrief on it and i wasn't sure whether i wanted to continue with what was going you know with with any sort of uh future in the lifestyle but do you want to clarify the fact that the freak out for you wasn't that I'd been with another man? No, not at all. It wasn't that we'd gone too far? Because these are some of the general things that could possibly go wrong.

So I just really want to clarify that. It's not that Dee thought we'd gone too far or Jesus mucked something up or we've ruined something.

No, I think the biggest thing for me was the age difference age difference between you and i and he was 32 i suppose yeah 32 and effectively a younger version of me and so in your mind you're thinking well why wouldn't she yeah yeah in in the worst of the most naive sense that's exactly what i was thinking so um you know after the next evening c managed to um explain how things work for her and what was good about it for her and what she didn't like and you know that sort of thing and and that really settled everything down but since then i mean not since then but certainly generally a debrief is very important for us i think it's that reassurance piece so yeah i mean that is actually it's the reconnect that's the first time you've ever had those thoughts yeah you know maybe maybe i'm not good enough for her maybe she is actually that's let's just step back that's the first time i've had those thoughts in any relationship ever because you're really freaking out yeah because i mean i've i've always been very much the, you know...

Confident. Well, no, set the bird free, and if it's really yours, it'll come back. But in this, and not to say that I really played outside of my... Well, I hadn't played outside of my couple set previously, but it was just a real eye-opener for me self-awareness so um that was uh that was the end of that really after we it took some time for me to get through that and um certainly we uh we've spoken with james many times since and um tried to catch up with him quite a few quite tried to catch up with him numerous times since as well but but I've not really had any luck.

So, yeah, it's a spectacular night. Fun night. But the big thing for me now, the bar is so high. Yeah, that's a real problem. It's a huge problem because every guy that I see now, I'm like, well, you know, he did this, he did that, or God, he was so intelligent. Yeah, it is. I unfortunately... Sar, pays own business and all these things. Yeah, I really overshot that. It's your fault, really. It kind of totally is. Not to mention completely sexy. Yeah, he was that as well.

so i guess you know it's usually good experience for both of us really it's um an eye-opener i did not expect that we would have that much fun going into it or that i would have that much fun i think the card game really helped kind of loosen things up but afterwards just an absolute ball and so sexy and i'm so glad we went down that pathway and i look forward to actually finding another guy who can you know interact with us and really and so do i yeah absolutely so we're on we're on the search we're on the hunt yeah we're on the hunt right now yeah we're um we're now being well certainly i'm being somewhat particular given how high the bar was but uh so actually just so we did change our profile back to only couples because we thought okay we've had a well no we've i thought i actually thought we we'd found a guy who we could make somewhat regular we hadn't really we hadn't really defined what regular meant for us yet but then now uh seeing that james is not available we've decided to kind of go back to the drawing board so we've changed our profile we're back to seeking single men yeah not been such a flood this time around but uh certainly there's a couple of interesting guys in there but we'll um we'll weed them out we'll find something something that'll keep you happy horny and well fucked i will let you pick again i think i think so i think that's a great idea the bar's high for the guy and for you yeah yeah i know damn it never start with gold people start with bronze roll back yeah um so look i think that's probably it for our podcast for this evening.

It is. I really hope that you enjoyed hearing about that.

It was such an experience for us, and hopefully it kind of gives you a little bit of understanding into – I mean, if you're thinking about having a male join the bedroom for you, then hopefully this kind of gives you a bit of an understanding of how things can go and you find a bit of fun and sexy play and we totally recommend it yeah i actually do surprisingly recommend that um which is which is entirely a change for you absolutely yeah but we'll leave you with that and we hope that you have some fun playing in the lifestyle and enjoy swinging. But for now, this is C. And this is D.

And this is Swinging Down Under.