Our First Fling in Asia! – P30

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This is C. And this is D. And this is Swinging Down Under. Well, we've got our first play event. Like, it feels like forever. Yeah, we're total virgins. Yeah. I am. I've sealed back over. Well, yeah. I mean, we may come to explain some of that in a minute. Well, yeah, we actually probably will come to explain some of that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yes, that was a total lead-in statement. And damn it, I'm good at this. Yeah, absolutely. Dang it. so yes we um I mean, yes, that was a total lead-in statement, and damn it, I'm good at this. Yeah, absolutely. Dang it.

So, yes, we're about to talk about a play event that we had on Friday last week. Friday night. Which is only, well, it's today's Monday, so it's actually fairly fresh in mind. You said it was our first play date for a while. I gonna actually take a step back and give you a realization here it's our first play date in asia oh shit it is too ah see what i did there mind blown you used your brain hole i did so it's our first play date in asia we found this couple on um s, actually. So, SDC is not a well-known website in Asia or Australia. No. So, Asia Pacific doesn't really get utilised.

At all, really. So, the main reason, I think, well, the reason that we ended up, we found these guys, or they found us, is because, well, as you said, SDC, but SDC, the only reason we're on SDC is why. For when we go to the States to connect up with American people or when American people are travelling through to Singapore and update their travel updates on SDC.

So for anyone out there, just as a sidebar, with an SDC profile, if you're going anywhere, you can update your travel details on the sdc website links it to your profile then what happens is the people in your area that fit the criteria that you're traveling to get an alert that says you know this sexy couple's traveling to your area do you want to contact them which is what happened with this particular instance and then i contacted this couple yeah Yeah, absolutely. So as I said before, it was Friday night, which is fresh in memory. And as we covered, we met them effectively on SDC.

We exchanged some conversation on SDC, but very quickly, this is actually one of the first ones you've organised as well in a long time yep um i said normally i deal with the well this all happened actually in the same week we had three couple contacts all in the same week this is going back weeks and weeks ago yeah um all from sdc i contacted this couple that was inbound travel i contacted another couple that was inbound travel, and another couple locally contacted us.

And this couple, you actually said to me you were quite surprised by my contact with them because they were a little bit outside of, I guess, the demographic bracket that we have set up on our profile. Well, they were a bit older than you've historically been into.

But I think, again, meeting some of the people we met over in the u.s has changed that aspect for you and for us now yeah yep so we quickly moved off of sdc because let's face it messaging and chatting on the websites on any of the websites is just you kind of want to stab yourself in the eye so we quickly moved to whatsapp so we could all chat on a four-way chat um and i guess exchange some pictures exchange some conversation both you know intellectually stimulating and sexually stimulating yeah before we caught up and we did exactly that so we had like a month of yeah but it was but it was really good communication as well um i'm going to say that h was so we're going to call this couple h and l um h was a really um strong communicator strong communicator yeah and very consistent yeah he would be touching bass um or you know alternatively we would touch bass probably weekly i'm not.

No, I'm going to say weekly. Yeah, so probably weekly we'd reach out and kind of, you know, hey, how are you guys doing? What have you been up to? And it'd be, you know, like Friday night, what are you doing for the weekend? Or Monday, like, hey, how was your weekend? That sort of thing. Yeah, yeah. But his communication, though, wasn't just, hey, how are you going? You know, it was always, and hers wasn't either, but it was always a little bit more. You know, it was always actually as if he was curious in what we were doing. Yeah, yeah.

And, you know, we talked about the location for them, you know, that they brought it up very early, that they had a very nice hotel in Singapore right on the water and that, you know, if things should progress that they would absolutely like to have us back for a drink at their location or even at the pool bar or whatever we chose. So that was on the cards, I guess, for them very early. They wanted to let us know that it was quite comfortable. So they did bring that up. And you made it clear from the onset as well that we typically don't play on first dates. Did I? Yeah. Yeah, you did.

It wasn't far in. Yeah, yeah. You told them that first – I shouldn't say you typically don't play on first dates. You made it clear that it may not. I think maybe it's not a guarantee. Yes. That's right, yeah. It's not a guarantee, sorry.

Well, actually, if I can have another another sidebar how many am i allowed during this well this is this is well i think four is enough when you get four sides to a sidebar because you're now three deep no no it's the second second yeah but we had the original conversation plus the sidebar plus the sidebar when you have a couple that you're meeting up who is traveling in to see you or you're traveling to see them i think that there is two things that happen here there's always like maybe an expectation or a potential expectation may or may not be the case but it could be um and then second to that is that also you don't want to waste anyone's time or have them waste your time so That's right.

So it's a fine line because if you're only in town for three days and you want to find a nice couple to enjoy a lovely evening with, then, you know, sometimes you kind of... Well, these guys said they had said that they were travelling for a sexy weekend. Right.

And so that's the reason it came up is because I actually, I think I said to to you you need to make these guys aware of the fact that we're not a guarantee because if they think we are and then we spoil their weekend by not being you know if we don't eventually gel with them then that would have been a problem yeah if that's what they were expecting yeah and you know it can be the case that we're the only one date that they've they've lined up as well you kind of want to give them the option to, I don't know, decide whether they want something that's a sure thing and go with that date.

Turns out they weren't. We weren't. No, we weren't. We were not. We were the second. There's an interesting story to go with this as well, which we will tell further on in. I will let you get into the story now.

But I just wanted to mention that I think it's important that when people are traveling just to make sure that you have that expectation yes for you both i agree so we we did quite a lot of chatting in the month ish lead up i suppose and um quite a lot of exchanging photos real real chat as well like and real photos and real photos like oh you know hey we're at the beach yeah this is yeah hey we're making dinner we're out to a nice restaurant not just like here's my dick Thank you.

photos and real photos like oh you know hey we're at the beach yeah this is yeah hey we're making dinner we're out to a nice restaurant not just like here's my dick yeah although you know dicks are important yeah but to um quote mr adam seen one seen them all pretty i mean yeah i think but i've not seen seen them all, but yeah. And then, so yeah, we caught up with these guys that, I'm going to call it a speakeasy. It's probably the best way to put it, right? Yeah. Because it's not, it's well hidden. It's a hidden bar. So the idea of it is that it's a hidden bar in Singapore. It's underground.

You kind of have to go through a noodle shop to get there.

It's trying to be be that you know that hidden speakeasy type new york bar but with noodles with noodles origami origami out the front yes origami what what's the name of it i don't know no me neither i can't remember it not important but uh so yeah we caught up with these guys now as i mentioned it was probably a little bit outside of what c had been happy with in terms of in terms of age previously because um not only we wouldn't go this far outside the range yeah l was 45 and um h was 55 okay so you know that's a big change that's a big change for you from from naughty yeah i'm i'm gonna point the finger directly at one particular couple there for that change can you pick who that is no i don't know what you're talking about oh bullshit do not look at you yeah they know who they are sexy is the sexiest couple um this there it was friday night i had a very last-minute, very unexpected work thing occur.

And for the first time, I was actually running. I was late because of this situation. It was late to the point where I had to go first to keep these guys occupied, accompanied for probably 30 minutes. Yeah, about that. We didn't want to kind of say to them, look, you know, geez, we're 30 minutes late because that's an ass move. That's a jerk move. Yeah, I think so. So we normally don't split up. This is the first time we've actually ever done this, but it was a situation where we didn't want these guys to think that we're jerks. So Dee went along.

I rushed home in peak hour traffic, literally just showered, dressed to the point where my bra was actually twisted when I arrived, and hauled ass into town. My Uber driver went the wrong way. I can't remember if it was four or five times. Five times, you said. I wanted to cut him. if you followed us on twitter, you will have seen C's messages about how she's going to choke out the Uber driver. So in the end, he went the wrong way multiple times. He literally did two circles going in one-way streets in the middle of Singapore. I got that cranky. I stopped him 1.8 kilometers.

How many miles is that? It's nearly two miles.

No, it's not him i stopped him and i was like that's it let me out it's 1.1 1.2 miles right and then i proceeded to quick quickly walk that distance because again i'm running late in six inch heels six inch platforms yeah that's where i was at now just to put paint the already interesting picture now i was really happy about having to keep people occupied for half an hour by myself wasn't i you you were i actually did a pretty good job of not losing my shit you were kind of angry i was kind of angry but then when you arrived i sucked it up because i was kind of angry i mean um you know we had this has been organized for a month and i know the late last minute work things do come up because i've been on the other end of those as well yeah but um you know you at some point you've just got to say look guys i've got to go i've had something planned even if it is you know the right hand of god that's come to visit you and wants to have a drink with you sometimes you just have to do that but anyway it all worked out fine yeah so i turn up everyone's already got drinks we continue to have a few drinks at this this bar um they shared some small dishes nothing really too drastic you know during this time conversations flowing naturally we're talking about work life it was actually i have to say it was kind of good that i got there half an hour earlier in the end um because you'd held all of the conversation with these guys you know like this is the first time that i really had not a lot to do with the couple yeah you were popping in and out i was popping in and out which is normally what normally how you roll yeah so because you got you guys are you know a lot of the time too you're talking to people during the day if they're in the states or whatever and i'm you know sitting in the middle of a meeting and the next thing i know i've got 35 messages to view 35 messages from six different people so you know just multiply it out and we love every one of them so yeah so you were the first time yeah so first time for me i was the pop-in i was the pop-in and um so i didn't really know these well these guys as well as i think you did because he'd really he was already of interest to you in terms of a mental interest yeah and vice versa he was really really intrigued he couldn't wait to meet me because we don't ever tell people what i do until we're face to face with them and um he was very intrigued and one of his first questions was i you know now that you're here fantastic what is it that you do because he wanted to know so badly yeah because people i mean i think once once you meet a couple face to face you've already everyone's shown that showed their cards at this point haven't they yeah so we have no problem with saying what we do i mean you've got a job i'm working on ass groove yeah so um the the conversation really did flow yeah well and then you you know you broke off with l and you were chatting to her and i broke off with h and i was chatting to him and then i was chatting across the table to l which which was a little bit tough because it was a big table.

And she had a very interesting accent as well, which I think it's British over, I'm going to say Czech Republic maybe? No, Russia. Something like that.

Yeah, and it really messed with me because I couldn't, you know, your brain can't settle on british or is it czech or but it was some some words obviously some words would be a little bit more robust than others and that was the that was the problem but it all just kind of just happened naturally and um you know we were chatting for a bit we had i had two three three drinks and uh and then the conversation moved to perhaps you know are we going to wrap it up here which you could tell they were keen on because they stopped ordering beverages and then i was sat there with a half a glass of wine left and they were staring at me like yeah let's uh can we do this like god damn it yeah so um and and look el had said she'd she'd actually said i think the last thing that probably stitched the deal was she said, look, I want to find out what we're doing before I order another drink.

And that was pretty much what changed. Well, we got to the point then, let's go. Let's go to their place. Worst case scenario, we've got a really nice hotel. We have a drink. But I think at this point you were sexually interested in these guys as well would that be a fair statement i was intrigued i mean i think that later i became a little bit more interested at this point i was intrigued i enjoyed the conversation you're certainly intellectually interested in them yeah um he paid for dinner and drinks well dinner i mean like the the nibbles and very I wouldn't class it as dinner.

But he refused to take any money and paid for drinks, which is, I think, the first time we've ever been in a couple situation where the other guy has paid for everything. I agree. It is. It is. Normally, you know, I try and split the bill because, again, I, I historically... Oh, actually, we pay. Oh, we pay, yeah. Historically, I've been, you know, I'd like to say my parents have done some things right. I think I've been brought up as a gentleman and the gentlemanly thing to do is to split the bill.

But unless, you know, unless you know the couple and it swings around about, eventually it comes back around but this time around you know h was uh nice enough to do that which which then which made me then want to then order the transit between the location and hotel i didn't want him to then pay for that and also a step up from that is that you know um l one of the reasons i found her so interesting was that she um was self-retired and had the ability to do that had been self-retired for 10 years yeah he he's about to be retired and is also quite successful and i wanted to you know get a nice vehicle to take us back so i ordered like an executive uber and it turned up and it was a mercedes van yeah which was good i was actually i was a little bit an automatic door babe i was a little bit sad sad face we turned up the d presses the button door opens i mean sophisticated lazy bastard didn't want to get out no that's what it is so you're trying to impress already is that what that was all about i was trying to recipro reciprocate the thanks of the dinner and, you know, not put them in a squishy, squishy Asian, like, Lego boxcar that they then had to.

And then we realized the trip from where we were drinking to the hotel was actually quite a lot longer than i was expecting and again everything's close in singapore i mean there is no there's nothing that's a long way away but uh it's just the traffic that friday night was really appalling probably the worst i've more second time second worst yeah yeah second worst we've ever seen but um in our very long history here of six months yeah yeah This is the second worst. Less than six months.

But, yeah yeah so we uh uh we went back to their room well should i say you and l went back to their room yeah it was a beautiful hotel yeah but what did the boys do really lovely um so there was a discussion in the in the ride back to the hotel that um they had this had this room that had floor-to-ceiling glass and had a jacuzzi on the balcony, which kind of rolled out into the open. Well, it's the first infinity jacuzzi I'd ever seen. Yeah.

And then to the left, though, where the floor-to-ceiling glass was, they're over the ocean because ocean, because there was then a space and there was water and it's not ocean, it's not technically ocean. Over the space there was a... Well, it is ocean. It's not a lake. It leads to ocean.

There was a restaurant that goes down like on a panel or a boardwalk and so the boys had to go check if they could see the girls in the room with the lights on and then with the lights off because we were curious if we're all playing you know do we need to have the lights on or off we prefer to have the lights look we like to see what's going on i suppose don't we so we prefer to have the lights on or at least some lights on so it's there's enough light there that you can see what's going on yeah you know what a dark room so this is where her and i are back in the room talking yeah you yeah so we went we went and had a look over at the uh from the other side and you know we exchanged a few text messages sure enough with the lights on um you could see everything inside the room.

And, in fact, we could see the TV and the reflection of a mirror inside the room as well. So we made the logical decision from there on in to put the blinds down quite a ways. Not all the way, but quite a ways. Yeah.

So that we could be be in privacy but whilst the boys were gone um l had a shower i believe had a shower and got into some lingerie and like a kimono robe actually like a little silk robe and um when we turned up back at the room um here's her dressed in her lingerie and kimono robe and you or japanese robe and uh you standing there also looking very sexy so we've got two very sexy ladies in the room that we turn back up to and the most expensive four drinks that you've ever seen oh my god and the longest so we went to the rooftop bar which also has an infinity pool on it and and it would have taken us i'm going to say 20 minutes yep easily 20 minutes 25 minutes to get a drink they lost my credit card i was standing at the bar talking to the bartender who was making the drinks for me and somehow he managed to lose a credit card um and it was like 112 for four Yeah.

And they weren't anything special. They weren't even cocktails. None of them were cocktails. Needless to say, that was a bit of a shock. Welcome to Singapore. Yeah, welcome to Singapore. Yeah, so... So the boys get back. Let's push it along. They decide that everyone decides we're going to get in the jacuzzi. And H actually gets into some swimmers, like some board shorts. Yeah. And D strips off naked. I strip off naked. Well, I actually had bought you some swimmers in case you wanted them, but it just didn't make sense. Slash, they didn't fit. Oh, sorry.

Yeah, that's, well, you were saying that. You didn't try them on, but you're going to say you didn't fit. So we all get naked, basically, then. And after some coaxing from him to her, she also gets naked. So we're in the jacuzzi. We're mucking around. We're chatting. Kind of everyone's got their arms around each other. We've got the drinks in the pool. Actually, we've got a fruit platter by the pool, fruit and grapes. I mean, it was... Looking out over the water. Facing the casino with the lights on.

I mean, you can seey What's the wheel The Ferris wheel thing Here called I don't know Sydney Singapore fly The roundy Ferris wheelie thing I don't know That's what it's called And you guessed it First time It's the roundy Ferris wheelie thing Thanks You're amazing I know I'm like high-fiving you Right now But then the light show Comes on So there's actually A light show every yeah every weekend or every week i don't know weekend night or whatever it is that comes in and so the jacuzzi literally looks onto this and so we're all there nude having a good old time with drinks eating grapes chatting to each other yeah touching each other touching each other under the water looking at a light show now something to keep in mind here the way the jacuzzi was set up it was a bit strange in that um from above so it was about what five meters like the whole the whole balcony area was about five meters past past their door would you say i'm gonna say five feet so the jacuzzi was five feet long?

I'm going to say that, yes. Okay. Right. And so then the floors above didn't have that extension. So the point you're trying to make is that they could essentially stand on their balcony if they want and look down and there we are. And which we thought they may have been whilst the show was on because there was a whole lot of people at the edge watching the light show. And actually, H was a bit concerned about that. Yeah. But, yeah, so there was, I mean, as this stuff's going on, it's a very sexy atmosphere.

I think you've sort of made it into the sexy mood at this point yeah yeah certainly the drinks and the grapes in the pool and just the general ambience probably helped yeah it just felt a bit luxurious as well um really lovely you know going to a really nice bar having a beautiful hotel it just felt a bit luxurious so at this stage i think it was me me l u h sitting on the on the the spa or the jacuzzi So let's see. At this stage, I think it was me, me, L, U, H, sitting on the spa or the jacuzzi chairs looking out over the water. So there's no, all the jacuzzi faces one direction.

There's no, there's nothing looking back toward the room. So we're all looking out that way. And I think at this point we're getting, we're all getting very close to each other. I'm certainly touching Elle's leg and stomach and that sort of thing. And I think, well, I mean, I actually, we haven't debriefed on what was going on your side. So perhaps you could debrief. Was that after you said, would you touch the fucking man? Well, yeah. Great. So what happened then?

Did you touch him yeah yeah um probably something else to mention is that during the um during the the waiting in the room um l had asked me what my sexual orientation was oh okay so we'd had a discussion around that um that we under the right right circumstances, both liked women as well as men. So that was interesting. So, yeah, when that was all kind of happening, you guys were touching on Elle, she was touching on you, and then I was touching H's dick and rubbing his dick under the water. He was not touching me at all at this point. Had his arm around you, didn't he? But he wasn't.

Yeah, we all had our arms around like, you know, on the back. It was all a bit of a smooge. We were all sort of smooged into each other. But yeah, so at that point, I think it was about the same point where I said that to you that Elle decided to grab my cock as well. I think she'd grabbed your cock before this. Did she? Yeah, I, so at that point, I think it was about the same point where I said that to you, that Elle decided to grab my cock as well. I think she'd grabbed your cock before this. Did she? Yeah, I think so. Okay. But, yeah, so certainly at this point she's playing with my cock.

I'm playing with a pussy as well. And I think we're all having a grand little time in the jacuzzi. She was extraordinarily loud.

She was a very a very loud well if you're going to go by the number of times that she was making those sorts of those sorts of gestures i'm going to say she came at least 40 times i think she was just a very loud very loud person in terms of the fact that when she was touched she she was loud okay yeah i don't think she came 40 times i mean i'd like to say she certainly made it seem like that yeah you're you're just not a generally a very excruciatingly loud pre-orgasmer you only make a lot of noise when you come pre-gasm pre-gasm it's like pre-jaculate yeah so you would you were definitely touching on her and she was making it very well known that she enjoyed that i was doing a good job um the problem though keep in mind folks is that we've still got these um areas that can see us from above um singapore being the country that it is it's also excruciatingly illegal to be doing what we were doing and um i think that kind of messed with h's vibe i gotta say yeah because he was constantly looking up yeah that's true he was constantly worried about what was going on above us because i think you know he ultimately his name's on the on the lease if you like he's the one who's going to get the questions asked yeah that's true yeah so i don't think it was really doing much for his vibe probably not which is probably why he wasn't as touching on you as as although i could he was touching you he was touching your tits and your stomach i saw yeah that happened later yep.

Yep. So how did you get underneath her? So this was three days ago? Yeah, no, no. Just some perspective. But sometimes these things happen organically, right?

So while I was touching on her, she lifted one butt cheek and was sort of rolled over your direction because remember you guys were kissing oh yeah that's right i i think i got i think i got jack of him not touching me and i just i was out then so i was still touching i was still had my left hand on his cock but then i was touching her breasts and i was kissing on her yeah with my right hand i think because you you did that she was leaning over your direction and i'd sort of shimmied under a little bit okay and then she ended up on top of me right well that makes sense yeah so um and then so then what happened next is you slipped around in front of her again i was like right i've got to be the master of my own action and domain here because clearly nothing's happening on this side of the jacuzzi.

So I got on top of her, facing her. Yeah, you were facing her. You didn't get on top of her, but you were kissing her. You were playing with her pussy. Yeah. And then what? No, you're telling the story. No, I'm not. You're telling the story.

So, yeah, I was – actually, it's quite tough to get and lick somebody's nipples when there's like jacuzzi water constantly floating around and splashing up and down yeah when they're in when the nipples are in the water as well yeah and then every now and then they're out and then they're in it's a bit of a sort of sub some scuba some not scuba yeah c is for scuba so i was trying to lift her up every now and then and um anyway, just kissing on her neck and stuff like that. She enjoyed that. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

And then I was, so again, she's still obviously sitting on D and I'm kind of hovering in front of her and I'm touching her, touching her breast, touching her clit, rubbing her legs, just the central touch of a woman, I'm going to say.

That's probably as obvious as i can make it and did anything else yeah i'm getting there i'm just waiting for your opinion on the central touch of a woman scenario yeah i think it was it was very hot i mean i was watching from behind behind what were you doing then at this point nothing no i was playing with the tits you're playing with the tits as well yeah you're probably the ones you were probably the reason her tits kept going into the water then probably possibly what do you think i was trying to drown you or something maybe you were well time will tell um but during this so there's jets then so there's this seat in the water that that everyone's sort of sitting on where and where d and l are sitting on and then underneath that there's a deeper section which is where i was kind of standing and perched um and then at the bottom of that area there's a jet that comes that's streaming out and um while i was hovering over the top of her i realized at one point that that jet started reaching my clit yes it did once i'd realized that fact then i was all over that jet yeah like white on rice so you had your vagina pressed against the jet your fingers in the lady in front of you not in or on so vulgar oh god so your fingers in and around around and on her vagina okay yeah I'll take that.

That's all right. But at this stage, I think H had gotten back involved, yeah? He was kind of hovering there, but I think, yeah, again, he was probably looking up at the balcony area. Every now and then he would, like, bump into me or I think, like, maybe touch her leg or something like that. He never touched, like like my ass or didn't do a reach around. None of that was going on. But what was happening was that I was on top of her and this whole situation is happening again. It's quite luxurious and decadent and sexy. And there's a jet on my vagina and on my clitoris.

Now, all those women that are sitting out there listening to this, they're all like, oh yeah yeah. Because they know. You know. You've been in a Jaspira jacuzzi. You know what those jets can do. They're delightful. They're delightful. They're a little vibration, little, like, mini, tiny little vibrations. Little pulses. Yeah. They're good. They're delightful. But then he would knock me off that jet. And, again, for the second time in the evening, I would want to knife somebody.

as well she knocked me off i remember but i mean yeah so i'll tell you the quickest way to make me angry get me to also be at orgasm point and then make me not orgasm yeah be at orgasm point i've actually been uh so edging is not sees thing no i've i've tried that with her and it got to the point where she quite literally threw me out of the bed yeah it's not your thing you like to come not my thing when i'm there i'm there yeah don't stop when i'm there no because also that can then go away you've done that you've done that i think we've played with edging before and it got to the point actually where i was like well i'm i'm now not coming for the evening yeah you got me there and pulled me back so many times i couldn't come knock knock who's there right which then made me so so mad yeah yeah because then yeah but on the upside to that or the downside sorry downside is that i then didn't get to come for the rest of the week because you know you're like no well if i'm not coming no one's coming I don't know.

that or the downside sorry downside is that i then didn't get to come for the rest of the week because you know you're like no well if i'm not coming no one's coming so c's done already first round round one done first first person in the room to orgasm not true true not true true no yeah again by the way that she was sounding it was not the case oh you yeah. All right. Well. I think it's true. The interesting thing on this, though, was that we were talking about this in the taxi, I think, or later in the bedroom or something like that, and you had no idea. I didn't know you came. Nope.

Eight years, and you still haven't figured out when I'm coming. No.

I noise too i just the whole situation my body was moving what i feel like it was an obvious situation well it wasn't an obvious situation i think we've grasped that now haven't we it sounded obvious i mean now when i'm looking back i'm like yeah that's fucking obvious yeah but at the time not obvious well you know pay a bit more attention did i just get a virtual bitch slap yeah a little bit okay you can have a real one later if you want yeah okay i'll put in i'll put in next time babe i'll be i'll be your ears on for your orgasms good yeah okay i'm glad that we got that sorted because that would have been i mean that's like two hundred dollars in therapy right there yeah we're done saved yes practically saving money thank you swinging and pod the world of podcasting yeah yeah good i'm glad we got that covered yeah well the reason is because we've got so many intelligent people at the other end of the podcast they can like send their vibes to our brain so quickly bam job done it's like hypnotism from a distance You are just tangenting it up right now Yeah Next subject Okay, let's back on subject So, at this point, Elle decides that I should sit on the pool edge Now, I don't know that I really had a choice in that No, you didn't She just sat my shit up there Yeah She almost lifted me up And I'm over in the other corner knitting a fucking sweater at this point You are not Thank you.

She, I don't know that I really had a choice in that. No, you didn't. She just sat my shit up there. Yeah. She almost lifted me up. And I'm over in the other corner knitting a fucking sweater at this point. You are not. So I think she, I think she near threw me up on the pool edge and started sucking my cock. Yeah. Which was cool. Yeah. Yeah. And then, and then I think. Boredom hold. Boredom took hold and see through H up on the pool's edge. You'd be very negative for such a fun experience. It was fun. No, look, I, I was trying to get him in the mood. I was trying to help him.

I don't think that area was good for that. Help him get in the mood. But like you said, I mean, even when I was, I had my mouth on his cock he was still looking around still looking around i then coaxed her over and i'm like hey you know have you ever had two girls on your cock come on over yeah and then we were kind of doing that like backwards and forwards and she was kissing on me we're sucking on his cock and you were feeding his cock into her Right, because I'd listened to a podcast that morning on my 6K run, that couple next door on Twitter. We'll put that up.

We'll put their handle up when we put this podcast up live, so check it out. And there was a really funny, funny sentence about her feeding her his cock, and I was doing that. Funny or arousing, I think, probably.

Both, probably yeah funny and arousing yeah so um yeah so uh c took the chance to feed his cock to his partner which they both really enjoyed i think so yeah yeah that's pretty pretty interesting um i was looking around as well whilst we were outside there because i i was doing my best not to come to be honest you were you were on your own at this point no no before when oh right okay yeah so i think at this point you know everything everything's out there right and and i recognize that h was not in a good spot in terms of his that was the bro code yeah code? Yeah, he bro-coded me.

You saw the bro code? He sent me a bro SMS. Okay. A brosmas. Okay. And we... SMS or SOS? It might have been SOS. A brosos? Mm. Mm, brosos is a thing. Yep. So I made the suggestion that we might move inside to the bedroom. Yeah, of course. Which was, I think, a logical step at that point. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, so we got up. He went in and grabbed a towel. There are only two towels outside from memory. So he went into the room, grabbed another two towels, luxurious towels. Very nice. Very luxurious. God damn, though. Yeah.

We were going to steal a couple on the way out because the room wasn't in our name. Hey, can we steal your towels? Ooh, are those slippers? What size are they? Ooh, I like the feel of that robe. So I learned today that also slippers are the name for thongs in Singapore. Oh. Yeah, okay. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, right. So we towel off. We head in. Everyone's already naked.

already naked bonus and i actually you're rifling through our swingers bag yeah i am rifling i think you're getting things out so you're starting to get things ready i was trying to get some things on table so that we easily have to rifle through the swingers swingers bag when we were midst play because we were already at point of play so um and i remembered that i bought something along yeah so you bought the what is it strapless strap on strapless strap on dildo yeah yeah um and d was like i think she would like you to use this and i was like oh actually you know let's give that a go i don't think we'd ever tried to use the strapless strap-on dildo.

It's just a strapless strap-on. You don't need to add the dildo. It's obvious it's a dildo. Okay. Because it's, you know, a strapless strap-on. Righto. So the strapless strap-on, I don't think I'd ever actually attempted to use that with another woman. Or another man. True. And so, yeah, Dee was like, what about this?

And I said to Elle, what do you think and she was keen keen as mustard for it she was keen as keen as mustard there's an australianism is it yeah oh keen's mustard it's actually okay yeah um and so you know we got that out and um it's it has a very very small vaginal nub for me yeah that goes in your vagina so unfortunately it's a very small when i originally bought that i did i bought it online and i thought it was a lot bigger this is hilarious because normally when you buy stuff online it comes and it's like i'm sorry did you want me to sit on a two liter coke bottle yeah like you know this time around i i went the other way the other way yeah so it's only i'm gonna say it's six inches long from insert through Thank you.

bottle yeah like you know this time around i i went the other way the other way yeah so it's only i'm gonna say it's six inches long from insert through to tip and the nub the nub you're gonna call it a nub it's a nub yeah okay the nub that goes uh is is meant to go inside the the woman who's doing the the man's job you like that the man's job um it would be lucky if it's two inches long. So it just doesn't have enough purchase, I don't think. It doesn't. Especially with you add a bit of lubricant to that, you lose all the tractability. Also, you know, angles, you know.

Yeah, if the angle moves, it's. Right, so she was on the bed. Does have a vibrator built into it. Does have a built-in vibrator.

She's lying on on her back i put it inside myself and then start to direct it inside of her um at which point this was all becoming quite tough to be honest and i said to her can you just help me just navigate this just for the first bit because it's small in me but it's hard to find a it's hard to find the vagina no not that i didn't want it kept falling out while i was even just trying to are you sure it's not hard yes and so then we did that and literally went halfway into her and it came out of me yeah so you went two inches into her and that pulled the two inches so i just i was like right abort mission this is not gonna this is not working yeah i'm not sure abort's a good word to be using, though.

Failed mission, let's move on. Next mission. Next mission. Loading next mission. So, wow, was that a quote from some... Let's task bar it. I don't know. What do you want? This is horrible to watch. Project re-evaluation. There we go. There we go. We're back on task. Okay. So you decide, well, fuck it. I can't use it as a strap-on, so I'll just use it as a vibrator. Mm-hmm. Yep. To which you did. I did. And, you know, it's actually not – this is how I use it. So my play. You've not used this one? Yes, I have.

I've told you so many times that I use it internally, and then I put the nub that's vibrating on my clitoris. Oh, you have told me that. Yeah. So I used the little internal nub and I put that on my clitoris because it's obviously shaped that way that you can have the dildo in you and use the nub on the clitoris, which is exactly how I used it on her. Yeah, nice. Thanks. She did seem to like that. Yep. She did.

was um proved it's practice and practiced it's a practice maneuver thank you yeah you you um she she did have some fairly extraordinary flexibility though did you notice that i mean the fact that she could get her legs basically she could do the splits okay let's be honest if you look at the how far apart she could get them legs, she could do the sports. Yeah, it's probably valid. Yeah. So she laid there and she took it like a champion. At that point, H and I were up the other end, kissing on her and sucking on her tits. Everybody was, yeah. Everyone was involved.

But I have to say, she was a, I'm going to say, robust kisser. In that I'm fairly sure my tongue is now like an inch longer. Really? Yeah, she was a tongue sucker as well. That's your explanation of her kissing? That's my polite explanation of her kissing. Okay. I found her to be quite, not robust.

was enthusiastic that's for damn sure she was an enthusiastic liquor and i'll get into that a little bit later actually but um an enthusiastic spitter also get into that later on but um no she she was just a little bit she was a little bit sloppy a little bit all over the place really targeted kissing. No, she was enthusiastic though. Yeah. But she was all over, all over the shop. Yeah. Yeah. And hey, let's understand, this is not, we're not saying that that's a bad thing. It was just that she was very enthusiastic. Her style is very different to the way that we would normally like. Yeah.

She was a very full-on kisser very um in your face kisser yeah no yeah i mean in in on and around your face kisser yeah absolutely um so you were kissing her that i'm guessing that's where you were going with that no no he so h was kissing her i was sucking her tits you had dildo okay at this point pushed up against clitoris now you start to um fuck her Thank you.

dildo okay at this point pushed up against clitoris now you start to um fuck her yeah well i get up and get a condom yes first and then i then i start fucking her yes um and i think i was well so at that point where were you where were you and h at that Do you remember? No, you were having sex with her and then missionary, she was on her back. And then I was touching her nipples and everything at that point. So we kind of like maneuvered around. So I was kissing her. I was touching her nipples. You were actually fucking her. And where was H? I think, I don't know where he was. Was he?

Bathroom?

I don't know i don't know i think he might have been yeah yeah i think he might have wandered off to the bathroom um and then when he came back he i think i was starting to give him a head job again yes and then he pulled me down on the bed and started giving me oral yeah and we so l and i actually so no hang on so i hadn't so i was fucking her that was that that had started as it came back and then we were fucking i was gonna say probably for maybe 10 minutes he'd already stopped giving me head though yeah because then i came up behind you yeah so he'd stop he was only giving me head for like two minutes i i came up and then he left and did something else and i came up behind you we went to go and put porn on the ipad and then um i was like touching her legs stretching her legs further apart i was touching on your back actually you were not actually i was just trying to be involved at this point because i was feeling a little bit left out so not only were you touching on my back but you're also touching my front and you're feeling my you had my balls as well you're cupping my balls from behind which was really cool um and then um yeah he he started looking for porn on his ipad we actually thought he was checking emails or something i did i actually had a thought like is he seriously like i know everyone's got a job to do but seriously yeah so we thought there was something weird going on and in the end he was he was looking for porn now porn today and to stream porn in singapore is actually quite different difficult as well because the majority of porn sites are actually blocked in singapore yeah um so anyway we were um i shouldn't say the majority but some are blocked um you finish up he finds the porn he comes over and i was like right yeah so i actually i come yeah um i pull the condom off you he's come over at this point you're right and you so you say right it's time for for us i would like to be fucked now yeah please anyone in the room i would like to now be fucked so i grabbed a condom handed it to you whilst she because she was l was sucking my dick at that time remember uh no i was standing up and i grabbed a condom from the swingers bag and i gave it to you and you went to roll it on his cock you couldn't yeah he was on his back yeah because i i mistakenly um we're actually surprisingly today i realized we've got three condoms left in our house which is a bit of a problem so um the condom that i'd handed him was an ultra thin yeah 0.02 and it's made out of like urethane or something right so it's got no give in it whatsoever no stretch so it's it's you have to buy them in a particular size now he had a quite a thick cock um much thicker than mine and um he just simply he said i can't get this on so he got up well no i tried you tried and then i was like i'm gonna need your help with that and then he was like and this is and i said i think this is too small and then he was like yeah it's way too fucking small yeah so he got up and got his condom came back lied down at this point i was so this is the point where and i didn't put this in the notes this is the point where she started trying to lick my asshole when i was standing up right she was in front that enthusiastic kissing and licking again.

Yeah, yeah. She was in front of me and she tried to lick my arsehole from the front. And how did that go down for you? What was the... Licking an arsehole is something you need to ask for. Also, also, you had just spent the last like 10, 15 minutes like hard. It was getting hot in the room. That's what he went to do. He went to change the air conditioning. That's right. He couldn't figure it out. You were sweating. I came in almost like dabbing at your forehead. Yeah, I was sweating. I was like the wingman.

You know, you're cooking some amazing meal and the little person comes in and like dabs the chef's forehead. I'm thinking more like a nurse in a theatre when a surgeon's making a...

you know what a bomb technician a bomb technician right because sometimes like getting girls off is pretty fucking complicated so it's a yeah good point actually red you're there oh my god no it's changed to a blue it's sweating and i came in with like the little rag like we're gonna we're gonna get through this alive together buddy i was fucking sweating it was hot so your Your arsehole, it's, you know, at some point, you've got to assume that...

Are you saying my arse i was not in good order just because you've got to assume that there's a bit of sweat going on there's sweat going on absolutely but that's sweat it's just salt water that doesn't mean my ass i was now not in good order disagree that is a hard hard. There's a firm disagree there. Okay. So anyway, she's decided. And look, I wasn't okay with that. That's something she should have asked. Yep. And I would have told her no. And so how did you exit that then? I just pulled her head away from me. You just smacked her in the head? No, I just pulled her head away.

Get off me, bitch. Smack, smack. Came back over to you guys. Okay, yeah. So I was attempting to ride him.

Yes yes so he was down on the bed he'd put fun he managed to get a condom on the air conditioning was blasting at 18 degrees so i was starting to like cool off cool off a little i was trying to insert him into me yes i tried three times i was trying to like get him worked up and then i invited l over to come sit on his face for a bit of encouragement correct because yeah he was having problems getting it up yep or sustaining sustaining and um it just was i mean honestly it was not probably the he's the way his body was sitting a little bit propped up at the end as well.

The way, the whole situation, it was just not going to happen. I don't think so. No, it didn't seem like it was. After you, I mean, you did manage to, though. No, no, hang on. You did manage to squat on him. For a couple of, like, maybe two minutes. Maybe two minutes, yeah.

Maybe maybe that's about it so you were squatting on him whilst l was on his face um bouncing up and down that so that's one of my favorite maneuvers for you by the way my squatting on another man yeah yeah i really like that so on the front of my toes yeah that's really cool because there's almost no contact just trying to do it after leg day because actually that really fucking hurt too because i had done serious weight workout and then i'd been for a 6k run that morning i was actually watching from behind you behind all three of you as this was happening and i was thinking there is no way in hell that this is not fucking killing yeah it was really was really hurting you.

So, your mind wasn't in the game either. His mind wasn't in the game. There was just too much going on. He slipped off. The fact that it was all happening, like he just, it just came. And I just decided, you know what, again, you know, it's not working. We need to kind of switch it up. Yeah. He's not happy or, you know, he's not in the right headspace. Yeah. And so, we need to maybe get him back with his partner. Yeah, to get things moving.

To get things moving and to get him feeling, you know he's not in the right headspace and so we need to maybe get him back with his partner yeah to get things moving to get things moving and to get him feeling you know comfortable to get him out of that headspace because i mean i'm not a guy but once you're in actually clitoral dysfunction once you're in that headspace that's fucking it you're thinking about marketing plans so you know i i feel you brother and uh you know i was trying to get her to kind of give it back, give it some energy back in there. Pump some blood back into that bad boy.

When she came over and sat on his face, which was toward the end of you riding him because he kept falling out. You then got off him, came back over to me and we were just sort of, i'm just going to say cuddling or touching or whatever there was nothing um really overtly sexual that we were doing um and he then pulled himself out from under her remember and she was she was just gagging for more fucking well and that's when he he changed condoms and went in her from behind no that's when i slipped in Thank you.

Thank i did no you're right you are right sorry it was after you because otherwise what am i now doing for the next like fucking 10-15 minutes again sitting in the corner knitting a sweater you would have had an awesome sweater done by the end of the night it would have been fucking it would have been like it was an extra extra large wasn't a baby sweater this is a good one good size oh actually i think you walked over and you put a condom on and you were like you need to somebody needs to fuck you yeah so i then brought you over um and oh that's right remember we put l i i said hey l come over here i want you under c because you like this i think yeah you do like this yeah when when and you tend to like to be the the girl underneath where so there's two girls face to face and i'm fucking the girl on top and in this from behind yeah from behind in this particular situation finally it was me it was you and so you uh if i remember correctly you came on my cock that's a that's a question you hear inflection there, and I'm getting such a stinker.

No, I don't think I did, actually. Such a stinker. I was rubbing on her, and she came. I think you came, and I didn't come. The only time I came that night, I'm pretty sure, was the jacuzzi. Yeah, okay. I thought you did. No, I don't think I did. Okay. All right. So, again, though, I'm upholding the workload of two guys here at this point. You actually asked me in the middle of this play session as well, did you have a pill or something? Later, because you came again later in the evening, and then after that you were like... Don't ruin the surprise for the people.

You were like, I think I might want to come again. I was like, what the fuck? It's four times. Don't ruin the surprise for the podcast listeners. Maybe they're about to tune out and now they're going to stay listening to us. Because now they know that she has no more orgasms. So they're like, oh, fuck this. We don't want to listen anymore. Yeah, good point. You know? Shit. Well, that being the case, guys, we're going to call it a night.

Yeah, so yes, I did come in you, yes then he comes back she is now giving him some robust head oh yeah so her robust kissing is extraordinarily robust head and we've forgotten to mention though on the way through all of this when we're when we're fucking or um when she's playing with herself or giving head she's a um is a continuous spitter yeah for lubricant yeah which um i know why too even like when i was even giving him a handjob earlier in the evening like he it was lubricant city well he adds lubricant yeah a lot yeah he likes he obviously likes a lot of lubricant um yeah he gets quite dry obviously as obviously, as well, though.

He does? Mm. How does he... What? It's just there's nothing there. Of course. Yeah, but it's... Anyway. Men don't produce lubricant on the outside of their penis. I understand that, but there's just no... It's a bit, obviously, painful for him or something. Yeah, well, it's painful for a lot of men. There can be a lot of friction there, you know? You can near wear the foreskin off a man. That's what happened to me. Well, there you go. If you're ever out in the woods. I was never circumcised. If you're ever out in the woods and you really need to start a fire. Just, yeah. A bit of kindling.

A bit of kindling. Rub your dick against a tree. Yeah. See, penises are sturdy and universal. Universal? Yeah. They're like a universal tool. I was about to say, they're like a, what's that thing, Swiss Army knife? Yeah, Swiss Army cock. Yeah. I've got a Swiss Army cock. I can open bottles with it as well. So she's giving him head, and she's robust and spitting, and there's a lot of noise. There is a lot of noise, which is not necessarily, I mean, I don't necessarily have a problem with that. Just a different style. The spitting I don't like. I'm not big on the spitting.

You know when you see porn? Yeah. It reminded me of that. When, like, women try to do it... There's a lot more spitting than that. Yeah, but they try to do it all sexy, and I'm like, that's... What the fuck? That's not fucking sexy to me. Well, to you it isn't, but obviously to some people it is. Oh, of course. So is dwarf Santa porn, otherwise you wouldn't be able to download it.

I'm sure, but it's not the point.'m just saying i'm giving my my my opinion on the matter okay please don't spit on your vagina or his cock or my partner's cock and if you seriously ever try to spit on my vagina bitch it is fucking on we're gonna have a smack. I actually now want to see that. I sound like I'm from the ghetto. This is the third time this podcast I'm like, I will knife somebody. Yeah. But seriously though. Because you're tough as. No, but seriously, please, if you're listening to this and you ever meet us and we ever get to the bedroom, please do not spit on my vagina. Yeah.

Great. Well, she was spitting on your nipples as well. Thank you very much. What? about that haven't you she was not spitting on my nipple oh my god oh fuck move on there was there was move on maybe i just didn't realize what was going on there was spit on nipple well there was a lot of lubricant around right because he likes a lot of lubricant so there was a lot of lubricant around. Okay. You then fuck her again. I then fuck her again, yes. From behind this time. Yes, I think so. Yeah, dog style. Yeah. And where are you at this point? Why do we continuously go down this pathway?

I've got to ask. I don't know. Was he going down on you? No. No one was touching me, no. What, were you just sitting there watching me fuck her? Probably. I thought she was going down on you. No. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, so I was fucking her for another 20. A time warp happened. Another 20 minutes, I suppose. Maybe I went to the bathroom.

Actually, I did did you did go to the bathroom that's right um that's right that is correct thank you very much um yeah so i was fucking her for another i'm gonna say 20 ish i don't know how long 15 say 15 okay throw a number at it i don't really give a shit at this point i've come i've come twice and i've come three times yeah i haven't yet yeah sorry So you come? Yeah. No, I don't come with her. Oh, I thought you did. No. Oh, sorry. So you come? Yeah. No, I don't come with her. Oh, I thought you did. No. Oh, sorry. Because I've already come with her and you, so that's twice. Okay.

So you don't... Oh, that's right. You didn't come. Yeah. She came, you backed off. At this point, I remember, because you were in the toilet, because H was sitting there watching porn on an iPad three meters away masturbating, which was borderline weird. Was it? Yeah. Okay. Borderline. Only because it's on an iPad and it was so far away. It's like, fucking hell. I'm the first man to jerk one out. Can I just throw something out there, though? Go. You know what would have been weirder? What?

If you then had to go into the drawer to get your glasses out so you could see the iPad that was metres away. Yeah, that would have been weirder. But that didn't happen. No. Funny, though. Yeah, it would have been funny. Yeah. That would have been a photographal moment. Photographeral? Whatever that is. Come on.

Somebody will correct me via fucking twitter a photography option opportunity i don't know whatever photo op photo op there we go um yeah so i come back out they're then playing again she's actually she's on him he's on her they're doing a couple of different movements and we are just chilling out in bed yeah we are we're chilling out because at this point i'm at 4 000 degrees celsius i'm sweating from every part of my body that's nice you know what i'm doing at this point wishing i had food yeah you were wishing you had food there was a why didn't you go over the fruit platter i did i attacked i attacked the fruit platter later yeah i stole i stole the um grapes on the way out because grapes are like 22 a kilo here so.

We didn't eat food. We didn't eat dinner. We were both hungry. Taking those grapes with me. So we're lying on the bed watching porn, which was like double penetration, double vagina penetration, double anal penetration, black guys, white chicks. I mean, there was a lot of stuff going on. It was actually – well, this is all different series of porn, though. Yeah, this is what I'm saying. It was actually pretty good porn, though, right? It was, like, different ones going on. And then you were like, I think I want to come again. Well, because at this point, Elle is riding H. Yeah.

You're watching. I'm watching porn with you touching me all over my body. We're watching her ride him. Yeah. So, I've got live porn to the side recorded porn in front and the person who and your refractory period was uh was quite good oh stop it mr adam's gonna be so happy with you all right um my uh so uh so at this point i've got that yeah my favorite person beside me, right? So, I mean, life's cheering. So I say to C, would you mind giving me a handjob? No, you were like, do you want to, can I fuck you again? Yeah, I did ask whether or not. And I was like, well, no. Yeah.

Yeah, you were a firm no on that. I was only a firm no because I was also not wanting to do any damage type scenarios. Yeah, well, that's because I think it's probably got something to do with the fact that we've got a single guy catch up come next weekend. And you didn't want to bust yourself up to then have to turn him down. Didn't want to. Because he's nice. We both like him. Yep.

and um so yeah so i i got you off you did you did and uh you know you were polite enough not to shoot it into my own eyes which is always a good thing i did try to aim but because it was a third time there wasn't exactly like the get up and go i didn't have the power but that's that's pretty much that that was it then we sat around we watched porn i think they finished up at this point. He was still masturbating himself every now and then, though. We were watching porn. She was standing up. Yeah. She was, like, awkwardly fluttering around the room. She'd kind of gotten...

She started cleaning a little bit and stuff. Yeah. I think she was just done. Yeah. Yeah. And... You'd gotten up, you'd put your... After a little bit, I was like, right, that's it.

I'm going to get back in my lingerie at first, and we sat around for a little bit, and then back in my dress actually can i say i quite enjoyed sitting there after we chatted quite a bit i mean we're kind of you know just blazing through that bit um but we sat there chatting for a while we enjoyed the company we watched some porn we tend to do that a lot though like if we we put we're pulling the piss out of the porn as well because some of it was some of the acting in it was spectacular or we're trying to like um pick the next scene you know when that when the daughter took the mother's hot black boyfriend yeah we're like when does the mom walk in and the threesome begins yeah but it didn't didn't no i reckon that's probably the next video in that series though yeah probably yeah because it kind of it finished out very quickly but so we we were chatting for a while and we then we sort of you know you you'd hate your lingerie at this point you got dressed i got dressed and i was eating a fruit platter you're eating the fruit platter i packed the um actually i just remembered something in the middle of our sex session that the the condom that i gave h that he couldn't get on remember i couldn't get one on either and i spat it and threw the fucking condom across the room and then you had it you you're like don't do that don't take it make a mess of their room that's not okay out loud in the middle of swing in the middle of actually playing do you remember that yeah i do and i i stand by i stand by my outrage yeah well i mean you've never worked as a as a you know a person who comes around and cleans rooms generally after these things it's like 10 or 12 condoms just lying around on the floor or over draped across I realise now how we've gone through 100 condoms, though, in six months.

Yeah. There's like 10 or 12 condoms just lying around on the floor or over draped across the light bulbs. I realize now how we've gone through 100 condoms, though, in six months. Anyway, then we decide to get up and leave, and we say our goodbyes. They put on robes, and again, they were really nice robes, actually. He came over to give me a hug, and I was like, I hugged him, and then I went, holy shit, and started like, that's a fucking nice robe. You gave him a good pash. I touched his ass. You gave him a good kiss goodbye. Not as good as yours, though.

She basically almost had you into like the, you know when you dip people? Yeah. Is that what you would say? Yeah. She almost dipped me. She almost like dipped you, kissed you. You're right. She did. Yeah. She wasn't a big, I mean, she... Actually, she was pretty tall, wasn't she? She was about the same height as me. She was tall. And he was taller than me. Actually, they were quite a tall couple now that I think about. Yeah, I was the shortest person in the room. Yeah. So, you like tall men though. So, that works. Yep. Yeah, so...

Yeah, and that was pretty much the end of the evening said our goodbyes um they're they're fun they're intelligent you know and they'll be back into singapore at some stage in the future so you know sometimes the first time it's tough and not everyone kind of gels or maybe you know you are in your own headspace or you know they actually had played with a couple the night before. So, look, things happen. You know, it was still a good evening. I still had a lot of fun. You know, you had obviously a lot of fun. Yeah, I did. I mean, it was good fun.

I think I said to you afterward, you know, because you're generally quite fragile when it comes to sex sex you know you can be fragile yeah i i tend to not get too overly aggressive because i frankly i don't want to damage the ferrari yeah so um with that in mind i'm generally quite gentle with you but um Elle, I had no reason to be gentle because she didn't want it gentle. Yeah. She wanted to be pounded. And so that's what I did. Yeah. And it was a nice – I think it's interesting.

This whole swinger world is somewhat cool because there's certain things that you're not interested in doing for me and there's certain things I'm not particularly interested in doing for you and having the ability to have other people around you who are willing to do those things means that it never gets to the level of, you know, the molehill never grows to a mountain large enough that it becomes a problem in the relationship as well. I would just like to say, though, you've made a statement there that makes it sound like you never pound me. No, that's not the case. No, no, that's not.

Yeah, sorry. Clarify that for any future partners. Sometimes C would like a pounding too when she's watching D pound on other women. Yeah, she does love a good dick and every now and again. Yeah. So that's the end of the evening. We get a taxi home. We've been chatting to these guys on, you know, Messenger and stuff like that, catching up. Always nice to say thank you very much for the evening and the fun, you know, fun chats and everything else. So we, of course, do that. And then we send them a little message a couple of days later.

So today, for example, just, you know, wishing them a safe trip home as well. Well, certainly because H was on his way to Australia as well, remember? I do. Yeah, so we gave him some restaurants down there and stuff for him to pop in and visit. Al was headed the other direction. So, yeah, it was really nice.

It was nice to catch up with the guys, and hopefully we get another chance where he's feeling feeling a little more comfortable and perhaps we can you know probably probably me as well like i think this was our first play since the desire incident it was our first play in asia i think that i mean i'm intrigued by whether or not even if he had been um sturdy whether or not i would have actually been able to get off with him. I checked in with you a lot that night, a lot, because I was concerned that you were going to lose your mind at some point on the way through it. But you did really well.

I'm very proud of you. We had a fun night.

So just to let everyone know while we wrap this up, I don't know if we've been talking for a long time or not, because I I'm getting a cold to my head I don't know oh that's the other thing thank you yeah we're pretty sure we got a cold from these guys but anyway we caught up the weekend before with a new single guy and we're catching up with him again this Friday night which is our second date so we did nothing on the first date because we just wanted to catch up he did as well he just wanted to chat as well but the second date we'll see how that goes so we'll let you know how that how that whole thing it sounds like a sea master potting again i think maybe because uh actually no i think this one's gonna be a jewel is it yeah let's you know mix it up a bit yeah but i think i mean i like listening to you master you don't want discuss on air, like, the first single guy that we've had in, what, 10 months?

Yeah, okay, maybe. Yeah. Okay, well, shut up then. And the first French single guy. Oh, he's French-Italian. French-Italian. Oh, my God. I'm, like, so out the door right now. Now you want to? Yeah, okay. Right.

So, yeah, so we'll see you guys next time time but uh as always you can catch us on twitter and facebook and you can email us at cnd at swingingdownunder.com thanks everyone for the feedback and the uh emails on off the back of our recent podcast too i appreciate those yeah so you got some really nice uh emails and twitter messages even kick messages i got a really lovely kick message from um al at the aussie swingers just kind of letting me know that you know that was nice things happen and i was like oh bless your cotton socks i'd like to throw a thank you out to al for that as well that was really um it was uncalled for it was gentlemanly and very but very gentlemanly yeah appreciate that and look i gotta say everyone who's spoken to you about it since they've all been very jay from the average swinger was like seriously that's the best you got i've had more embarrassing stuff happen yeah you know and it's like that's what happens in the swinger swinger world so you know you gotta laugh about it you gotta move on um so yeah anyway that's that's my two cents thanks very much for listening anything else from you no that's it at this point you want to go eat some food yeah let's go eat something let's eat some cow awesome all right thank you all thanks very much this is c and this is d and this is swinging down under