MFM Threesome, Double Penetration and Hotwife Compersion
This episode has a little bit of everything! We catch up with our single bull for a hotwife date and double penetration is on the cards but first we talk about what compersion means to us in the hotwife lifestyle.
Compersion is supposed to be the opposite of jealousy and a feeling of joy when you see your partner happy. We talk about how there might be a slight imbalance as we're getting ready for our hotwife date.
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you're listening to the wanderlust swingers podcast with aussie hosts kate and daryl if you're curious about exploring your sexuality or the swinging hot wiping and non-monogamous lifestyle you've definitely come to the right podcast or maybe you just love travel adventures either way we share our personal sometimes juicy sexy stories as well as swingers club and event reviews interviews interviews with other sassy people, and of course, our global swinging adventures. We try to bring you a look into the diverse lifestyle that the swinging and non-monogamous community has. We hope you enjoy.
Now let's get into the episode. Well, hey guys and g'day and welcome back. This is episode 132, which is all about MFM threesomes with some... Well, one in particular, right?...double penetration involved, yeah. Yeah. So, exciting episode coming up, I think, anyway. Lots of revelations, if I don't say so myself.
Yeah, I mean, if you don't, then you're going to make some up, absolutely yeah yeah i mean it's got to be revela revelationatory it does have to be yep hey daryl yes cultural tidbit yes just the tip though i don't i don't want all of it just the tip it's about slovenia oh yeah why am i doing a cultural tidbit about slovenia do you want to give the story give some feedback give some what's happening what's going on actually i'm not really i don't remember You did mention it to me. Because three days ago we were in Slovenia. Oh, yeah, good point. That's why. My God.
Not three days ago, it was longer than that. No, three, four days, sorry. Yeah. My bad. Exactly. So anything past three days, you know erases from my memory. Okay. That's how it works.
We were going to actually drive to Venice because Venice is only a four-hour drive and we thought, why not go to Italy for the weekend weekend after work on friday come back on sunday what could possibly go wrong and then we were driving and we went up to the border crossing and it was super quick oh yeah and we were both giving each other like claps and high fives and we're like this is this is awesome we're gonna hit venice before like 8 p.m get a nice dinner get a nice venetian dinner bloody brilliant probably some blind up there, he takes our passports, and we're like, this is awesome, high five, high five, and then he disappears.
Well, no, he said first, he said something in Croatian. That's right. To which I couldn't answer, and I excused myself and asked if he spoke English. What'd you say? What'd you say? Oprosti samo ingleski. Oprosti samo ingleski. He then proceeded to stand up and leave. With our passports. Yeah. Which was concerning, I've got to tell you. Not really. Yeah, it was for me. It's not the first time people have taken my passport away. They generally give it back though. I haven't been anally searched and they generally give it back. So happy days. Well, positive for me.
I'm not real big on anal searching. Some people are. I mean, but each to their own. Yeah. More power to you, do you? Yeah. So he comes back eventually and… Not eventually, it was like three minutes at best. He comes back and then he hands us back our passports and says, can you do a Yui? Bust a Yui, please. Yeah, can you crack a Yui? And we're like, oh, why? And he said… You're not supposed to be here. Get out of here. It's because what we… I actually did know this as well, which is the most embarrassing thing, is that there's – some of the border crossings are actually just for locals.
So they don't allow, you know, people who are not – international travellers, I suppose, to travel across those borders, and we'd gone to one of those. I didn't know that. So basically we had to turn around and bust a U.E., get out of there and go to another border crossing because that one was for locals only and that explains why it was so goddamn quick. Yeah, because the next one wasn't anywhere near as good. No, beautifully quick and we got through and we're like, this is going to be amazing and then it wasn't. Then we spent two hours in the next one.
Then we spent two hours in the next border crossing. That makes more sense. Yeah. So then we didn't go to Venice. We ended up in Slovenia. And here comes my cultural tidbit for Slovenia. Go. Okay, ready? So there was a study done that answered a lot of questions about sexual interests in Slovenia. They then benchmarked it to the rest of the world. And so I have the list in front of me. Are you ready? I'm excited. You're excited? With excitement. I'm excited. I'm excited to tell you this, actually. So, in Slovenia, have tried blindfolding and handcuffing. Slovenians, 28%.
Benchmarked against the global average, 22%. I was going to say, that sounds higher than usual to me. Role-playing games, 19%. Benchmarks against the rest of the world, 15%. Yep. Slightly higher. Dressing up, 9%. Uh-huh. Ben uh-huh benchmark 13 what do you reckon's up with that don't like to dress up i don't like to dress up i don't know what's going on there hey guess what though benchmarked against slovakia 46 what is benchmarked against slovakia so dressing up slovenia nine percent so slovakians dress up a lot 46 46 46 46 of slovakians were like Fuck yeah.
I feel like that's a study that's rife with inaccuracy. You reckon? Well... 46%. 46% of Slovakians were like, fuck yeah. I feel like that's a study that's rife with inaccuracy. You reckon? Well, define dressing up. Okay. I understand what you're saying. Watching porn with your partner, 53%. The fuck? What do you reckon the global average is, out of curiosity? 10. 35. What the fuck? 35%. South Africans apparently 60%, but- I don't know who the fuck we're hanging out with then. Shooting or photographing sex, 22% in Slovenia, 17% global average. Flogging, 13% in Slovenia, 19% global average.
Not so keen on the flogging and the dressing up. Sex toys, 32%. That's pretty low, isn't it? Global average, 20%. What the fuck? I still don't know who we're hanging out with then. Yeah. I don't know anyone who doesn't have sex toys, even the people at my work. You know what? We actually know people who have so many sex toys that for them it's a romantic novelty to use their fingers for manual stimulation. Yeah, well, I mean, yeah. It's crazy. Right? Okay. What do you think about Culture Tibbet this week? Do you like it? I mean, it was all right.
I have, if we go to Slovenia, I found some more. So we need to go. What I can say is it's chock full of swingers. We need to go back to Slovenia. Yeah. And then I can use my cultural tidbits. Well, Libyana is just full of swingers. You reckon? Yeah, no, it is. I mean, every time, because it's only an hour and a half drive from here. And every time we do a search, a whole lot of Libyanans come up in our search. And I'm always like, ah, it's in another country. It's too far away. And then I realize it's only an hour's drive away. And I'm like, ah, it's not so bad. Maybe we could just go.
Actually, it's funny you say that because we did get a message today from somebody from Libwana? How do we say it? Libyana. Libyana. Always forget. So there you go. Lots of swingers in Slovenia. For those of you who don't understand why we're struggling with the way it's pronounced, do yourself a favour and punch it into Google and see whether you can do any better. Yes. Lots of interesting spelling there. Alright, updates. Life, the universe, and everything. I'm getting over a UTI. That's a urinary tract infection. That's delightful. And the reason I'm bringing that up is Thank you.
Lots of interesting spelling there. Yeah. All right, updates. Life, the universe, and everything. I'm getting over a UTI. That's a urinary tract infection. That's delightful. And the reason I'm bringing that up is actually because it relates and it pertains to the story today about the MFM threesome. Yeah, and your vagina's a dick. Yeah. I love how you're insulting my pussy by using your cock to do that. Not my cock. Just a cock. Yeah.
Out there in the world, he's uh yeah i mean he's just cruising around okay he's he's really bad at judging distances because he only has one eye so he runs into things constantly like he's the worst for breaking accuracy you know like he's the guy who's driving really close to the car in front of him but doesn't realize right because he And that's the cock. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And occasionally he shuts his eye because his foreskin flips over like a hoodie. Like a hoodie that's not being worn right. Like a hoodie and loose. And before you know it, he's fucking blind. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
And then what happens? Well, he just crashes. Then he crashes. Because he's blind. Okay. I mean, I actually don't think cocks should be driving. Is this a comic strip? Is this what's going on here? I feel like it should be. Okay. Yeah, I can just imagine a penis in a car driving. And the hood falls forward and then it's like, oh, no. Yeah, and with his one ball on the throttle, one ball on the brake, you know, like sort of curved up into the seat like he's a big cock. So he's driving an automatic then? Well, yeah. I mean, he's only got two testicles. What's he going to do?
I'm just saying do i'm just saying can't push the i mean then oh man actually i'm just thinking now about if he ever uses the abs that would really hurt one of his testicles because it would kick so yeah and then he crashes into another car and i see the airbag inflating right but the airbag is like a big tit like a big boob with a nipple and is the other car driver my my pussy is that what's going on yeah and then he flies through the windscreen yeah which Thank you. tit, like a big boob with a nipple. And is the other car driver my pussy? Is that what's going on? Yeah.
And then he flies through the windscreen, which coats him in the plastic that's in between the two glass layers on the windscreen. Yeah. And he then flings himself directly into the pussy. Yeah. And where the urinary tract infection comes in is because all of the bacteria on the outside of the windshield because- And the bug guts.
Yeah, the bug guts bug guts so back to my urinary tract infection so can we just call it a uti from now on i'm going to i just wanted to say it like that in case people don't haven't heard this time before i'm pretty sure most women have heard of this before actually be surprised on the number of women who have never had a uti and every woman i've ever been involved with in any sort of reasonable turn relationship has had a uti i know lots of them who haven't and i just want to say if you're a female out there listening to this and you've never had a uti god bless you that's all you know you're blessed you don't want to just say fuck you you're blessed no no good for them not a bad thing yeah fuck it fuck yeah yeah okay i'd take no to no uti you know that's what i mean don't you want to just like steal their ability to not get UTIs?
No, man, I'm praising it. I like it. I feel like many porn stars don't get UTIs. I have been trying to interview a sex worker, porn star, someone in the industry now for a very long time to talk about pussy maintenance. So I'm going to continue down that thread because I think it is a really interesting – I wanted to talk to somebody like a cam model, a porn star, actually somebody who shoots movies with multiple partners.
What I can say is mess, anyway my uti also don't have to give birth totally separate topic but also something that we don't wish to do okay cool sounds sounds painful i tried to get pills in slovenia didn't happen. Finally came back to Croatia, managed to get myself in to see a urologist because for whatever reason- A cock biscuit is what you managed to see. You can't get them here from a normal doctor. A total raging cunt. He was an absolute arsehat.
If you follow us on Instagram, you'll actually see a post where I talk about what happened with this particular doctor who basically shamed me for trying to seek medical care and it was a crappy situation. Anyway, I'm on the up and up. I'm on the mend and that's- I took a shit on the bonnet of his car. Did you? No, but I will. Okay. Yeah. That's all. Okay. Well, hey, thanks. I'm waiting for it to be like, I'm waiting for the night after a big night out or something so that it's like, you know, not a good shit, like a bad shit. This is you supporting me? Yeah. Shitting on his car? Yeah.
Can I choose another way for you to support me? Piss in his car? No. Has he got anything to do with his car? No. Okay. What else can I do? I don't know. I'll figure it out. None of those things. Okay. So, well, okay. I really want you to support me, but I don't know how you can achieve that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. This is a marriage.
I just want you to support me but i don't know how you can achieve that yeah okay yeah this is a marriage i just want you to make me happy okay i can't i can do that ask me how how no idea yeah you should just know i should know yeah that's an that's marriage in a nutshell people no so that was my my um nightmare doctor visit throw a penis throw a windscreen at you hey another update how was poland last time we spoke to everybody you were on your way to poland poland was lovely yeah it's really nice actually i really would like to go back there and spend a bit of time you went to warsaw i did and you drove around the country yeah i went to warsaw and then i spent i did a thousand kilometers in two days so 600 miles in two days it was a actually no so yeah whatever 600 miles in two days it was a long it was a long long lot of driving a lot of driving in a little buzz box too right yeah it was a shitty little well actually it was a brand new car but you know honestly the poland speed limit is like infinity and my car wasn't capable of that it was top speed of 194 kilometers an hour that's pretty fast it's faster than a rabbit until you get stopped in traffic and then a fucking rabbit overtakes you yeah i had a rabbit overtake me in poland yeah first time ever in my life yeah so if you do follow us on twitter and you saw a random tweet about a rabbit fucking rabbit i was sitting in traffic and a rabbit overtook me on the freeway yeah you pop into twitter every and then and make these posts.
I couldn't believe that I got overtaken by a rabbit. And then some people are like, Kate, what's going on with you right now? Why are you talking about rabbits overtaking you? Yeah, and then they realize, wow, it's awesome. It's Daryl tweeting. He's amazing. He's amazing. One last Life, the Universe, and Everything update before we get into the main segment today.
If live in arkansas what is going on with arkansas arkansas what's happening i know exactly what's happening can somebody explain this shit to me i try to know and you told me i was wrong i gotta know what actually is what's the what's the go daryl i couldn't actually i had to write this down in my notes i couldn't get past it what do you mean what's i can't sleep right i just think this is disturbing as arkansas you weirdo well that's how it's felt so you tell me shit but libyana is not spelt you tell me how arkansas doesn't exist it doesn't i thought arkansas and arkansas were two different places yeah i know you did you fucking weirdo and you.
No, I then went away, I left that alone. Yeah, I would have kept arguing that one. Yes, you would have. I left it alone, and I walked away, and that was months. Oh, that was a month. Weeks. Yeah, maybe a week or two. And then I asked you to search for Arkansas. Important relationship advice, though. Yeah, walk away. You knew you weren't going to win that argument. No, I knew that it was going to become a fight. Because I would have been like, no, you're an idiot. I was going to win the argument, but I was not going to win the war.
And then you left it and came back and you're like, hey, can you Google this? I'm like, what? What's going on? Because I'm going there. What's going on, babe? Next week. It's strong. Week after. Week after next, I'm in Kansas. So if you live there, send me an email. What's actually going on? Why are you guys pronouncing it weird? I mean, there's a lot of places that are not, that are pronounced weird in the US as well. Yeah, I have a real big problem with this one, though. I've got to be honest. Okay. Yeah, I've got a problem with it. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. That's all.
Hey, we're going to take a quick break and then we're going gonna come back and uh we're gonna start talking a little bit about this threesome episode all right guys welcome back so daryl the threesome situation we had one we had one and we took more than one but this was one we took some audio on the day and beforehand and i'm going to play some of that for people right now because i want to kind of talk about what i spoke to you about beforehand and delve a little bit more into the compersion side of things so if you are actually part of our patreon community you would have already heard these these audio snippets and i gave you guys some insight into some of this and so we're going to get into a little bit more now so i'm going to play the audio you ready i'm ready okay let's do it okay i wanted to talk about this right now on my phone before i forget about it because i'm not great at remembering stuff i'm on my way from the bathtub to the shower after i've just you know scrubbed the dead skin off my feet for an mfm my question is does it partially or sometimes or bother you when you think about the fact that, you know, you see me in track pants all the time or whatever.
I don't actually have track pants, but you get the gist. And I get primped and pampered for another man coming over. Does that ever bother you? Yes. It does? Yeah. So I should probably try to make sure that I do this on like a random Wednesday night as well? Yes. Okay. Do you think that's because you feel like I'm just doing it for them or is it because, does it not play off the sexiness a little bit for you? Like it's showing off? It does in some way, yes. But also not.
I mean, just because, I mean, I'd have a lesser expectation of you to do this for me, less regularly but i mean i still some days put in to look nice for you i do too though when we go out and do stuff so if we go out on a friday night i would do the same we go out that's what i was gonna say so do you feel like if that's not happening more regularly and it's not like we're having this is not happening this doesn't happen often where we get dressed up for other people yeah let's call it what once a month i don't know yeah you're dreaming right so let's just say once a month for ease sake yeah let's just make that number up how many times would you desire me to get primped and stuff for you i would think that one for one would be a nice just one for one yeah i thought that that would be more often one for one well i mean you're still getting dressed tonight to include me i know that's what i was going to say like it obviously includes you and i would imagine it is a little bit of a sexiness for show-off purposes for yeah you in a little bit as well yeah but i mean you could extend that out to other things you do as well like you could show me off if we went to a bar and i was looking really sexy well i mean yes there's that but i'm not talking about i'm talking about other things that you do for other people that you're doing lesser for me okay like photos okay which i think it's probably been months since i've received something from you that was made in miami that was specifically for you yeah Thank you.
which I think has probably been months since I've received something from you that was made for me that was specifically for you but I understand what you're saying, interesting alright, that's all, I love you I'm going for a shower I shaved my big toe both of them actually I mean they're hairy as fuck you're like basically a yeti I actually hurt myself with the pumice stone. I got a little bit. You're pissing blood. Literally pissing blood. I got carried away with the pumice stone. I was like, I can fix my feet in one go. Why the fuck are you pumicing your arm?
I mean, that's not where you need to pumice. That's the side of my foot. That's nearly your ankle. Yeah, but that needs. You don't pumice ankle. That needs pumicing as well. No, it doesn't. Everything needs. No get the skin off me pumice is on the heels okay you know maybe a little of the underfoot i'm bleeding now so yeah like a stuck fucking pig that's good news you're gonna leave some little puddles around the house as you wander out fuck no we clean today just like your period okay i love you i want to take something back there. Can I just update? You don't have feet like a Yeti. Oh, okay.
I don't have legs like a Yeti. No, you have feet like Frodo. Oh, okay. Yeah. Did you say Frodo. Yeah. I've still got a bit of a scab on my foot from where? It's not on your foot. That's your fucking ankle. From excessive. Let's be clear. Excessive pumicing. Ankle. Yeah. Yeah. It's closer to your knee than it is to your foot.
We obviously had this discussion as I was getting ready and I wanted to bring it up because I think it's really important to talk about in more depth because when we talk about compersion and especially around the hot wifing lifestyle where you are desiring me and you get something out of me being what is it selfishly sexy or sexual or whatever it is that the monogamous marriage blogger wrote recently we spoke about that in the last episode so compersion the feeling of joy one has for experiencing or witnessing another one's joy the opposite of of jealousy. And I understand what you're saying.
Why are they not intertwined though? I understand what you're saying about you feeling like it needs to be balanced more for me doing these things for you than it is for other people. I get that. It's actually not what I said, but yes, let's run with that. You said one for one. I said somewhere near parity, yes.
Yeah, one yeah one for one and during that we also spoke about well when i'm getting ready for another man it's also for you like it's for the fact that these things turn you on and so i just wanted to dig into that a little bit more if you had anything else to add to that particularly as it pertains to the swinging and hot wife in lifestyle on how to make sure that we're hitting that balance or make sure that you understand that when I am getting ready and I'm choosing lingerie or choosing a dress or I'm sending photos to other people, in my mind, it's also about the excitement that you get from that.
Yes, that is absolutely the case. There is some excitement I receive from that as well. But the excitement is only there, especially on sending photos and things like that, if I'm involved or aware. If there's just photos being sent and I'm not aware of that, there's no, that just then becomes more of a relationship you're sharing with them that grows potentially to a level that it makes me feel uncomfortable because you've shared more with them than you have with me over an equivalent period of time.
Now, I'm not saying that I expect the same amount, but I also want to be included in that discussion. So whether that's before, during, or after, I don't think is hugely different. But to have your primary partner in your case or in our case, that's us, right? Yeah, Penny. You know she's the leader of the household. No. That's ridiculous. No, she isn't. Yeah. She follows me. We go on holidays and it's like, oh shit, does the Airbnb accept dogs? Like that's the level of – Yeah. Carry on. So getting back from weirdness, talking about the dog, the issue becomes more when there's I don't know.
as the airbnb except dogs like that's the level of yeah carry on so getting back from weirdness talking about the dog and the issue becomes more when there's a lot more outgoing to to others whether it be an individual or a group or a an online media when i start receiving one of the pictures of the 10 that is sent that becomes a problem so to clarify for the listeners out there because as as I'm listening to this, I understand where you're coming from, but I think that there could easily be a perception that there's jealousy involved here.
So can you clear up or maybe talk about the fact that this is not necessarily you being jealous about the receiver of this other attention? Or are you?
What would you say in in that regard i'll clear it up by saying that there is certainly some jealousy but it's not jealousy against an individual it's a it's an attention and focus jealousy so it's more that surely even after 10 years together i should rate enough in your day week or month that you would take the time to send something to me as well as sending something to somebody else so from my perspective if I can share when I'm doing podcast over when I'm doing these things and the only reason often or the start of the reason that I delve into these or have delved into a lot of the stuff that i'm doing was because it was started by you it was something where you'd brought up a desire yeah and then i've gone off and and run with it maybe expanded on it yeah but um let's just use a dice equivalent here if you pumice your fucking foot too much it bleeds and so when i'm doing these things in my head and i'll take only fans as an example in my mind i'm like this is turning daryl on this is compersion for daryl this is a desire for daryl this is turning him on because i'm sending out this selfishly sexual content and in my mind i'm like you're a big part of that and this is a driver and it's...
But I think you're mislabeling the selfishly sexual, because when it's being developed purely for a particular media, pick one, it's not about you or me. It then becomes about them. I would argue that it is about us, because... But I would argue that it isn't. Well, shit.
So it can be if we're involved but if only you are involved then it's not about us it's about them and you okay well we probably need to have a broader discussion on that because a lot of the effort that i'm putting in or that sort of stuff i'm doing it and i'm thinking about how you're going to be enjoying this and the fact that you would enjoy this so to hear that It's actually, actually there's no issue with the outgoing that's not the problem the problem is more on on the our side so again if if 20 things go one direction and i'm not involved in those and i have to go hunting for them you know like actually either pick up your phone or log into a different site or whatever that looks like then at some point you've got a question where you stand in the interest level the pecking order well yeah i mean where so where do where do i stand when everybody else is receiving 20 30 40 pictures videos whatever that looks like over the month and i get one just thinking about this and i and then i want to change the subject and actually get on to other things but would you want me to just send you that exact same content like if i'm sending out 20 photos do you want me to send you those 20 photos well no i mean surely surely as somebody who's involved in your life and has spent this long with you and you enjoy more more you enjoy the company of more than the other people that you're talking to and you're in love with, surely there should be at some point something that differentiates me from them.
Yeah, I actually was digging into that on purpose because I think that when I'm sending out these, say, again, 20 photos, you're then expecting something else. But, but I'm not, so I'm expecting that there would be something that would be particularly for me. Yeah. Yeah. That doesn't mean I'm expecting you to. 20 bespoke photos to you and 20 bespoke photos. I know, I know you're not saying that. I'm just, I'm just digging into it so we can get like. Past it? I mean, what? Make more sense of of it. Okay. I mean, I do find it particularly sexy, and I'll talk a little bit about that.
I have a story to tell you. I find it particularly sexy when these other people are getting involved in our adventure. It actually, it turns me on. Yeah. And so, I want to talk... I don't want to, you know, foreshadowing here, but we'll talk about that in a little bit. But first, I'm going to play some more audio. Are you ready? Yes. Real quick, how's my hair? Yeah, it looks good. Looks okay? Yep. Can you shake my arsehole? Why? Make sure it's, like, hair-free? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's got some of your head hair that's fallen into your arsehole. Yep, it's hair-free. Looks good.
Get down in there. I'm just pulling out your fucking head hair out of your arsehole. Yep, looks good. Okay. Shall I worry about blood? Depends. What are you planning on doing? I don't know. Yeah. Do you want to put it in? Yeah. It is important to really take notice of your grooming regime and make sure that, you know, everything is just nice and ready in cases. You never know. Truly. You never know what's going to happen. And sometimes... Vibrating one? Not the vibrating one. Sometimes you just want to make sure that, you know, you're hair-free. Hair-free since 93. It's not true.
Because I would have been in third grade. Do you have a butt plug song? Here, make one up. Jingle, why are you putting a butt plug in? Putting on the lube on a butt plug. Try not to drip it on the panty's head. Yeah. Putting on the lube on the butt plug. You want me to bend over more? Kate's not helping stretching her cheeks apart. How's that? Putting in the butt in the butt plug. Ow, dude, lower. I can see it. Can you see it too? Putting in the butt plug in the butthole. That's a really bad song. You can also do it if you want to. Thanks, babe. No worries.
So my butt plug's nice and clean, nice and tidy? Yeah. I spilled a little bit of lube, so I just need to clean that up. Okay. And your hair makes you look like a Wookiee right now. Okay. How's the butt plug? Good. A bit cold. cold i'm sorry i should have microwaved it no yeah microwave go bang bang i know love you but i'll go bang bang get me too so my question obviously that audio firstly I need to state that that jingle was fucking amazing. It was pretty shit, actually. Your butt plug was pretty shit. Was that supposed to be like a drum roll that put on Tisk? Like a joke? No. Pun? What? Huh?
It was fucking amazing. Let's agree. It wasn't amazing. We agreed that it was amazing. Obviously that audio, Daryl was moving in and out of the speaker and microphone area. Oh, it's fucking terrible audio microphone area so i had to try and fix it as best i can why couldn't you why couldn't you fix it because you're literally in another room just be better just be better my question about the butt plug we spoke about potential double penetration did that having the butt plug putting the butt plug in did that actually does that excite you did that excite you the thought of, of course.
I mean, the excitement went away pretty quickly just after that where you said, this butt plug's the wrong fucking butt plug. But right up until that point, it was, yes, very exciting. And yes, energizing and sexy and all those things, yes. Yes, it was the heavier of the two.
So I did actually change that butt plug out for my lighter one because I knew i was going to be wearing it for three hours do you think that you curb some of your enthusiasm because we were talking about potential dp but i mean when you talk about these things it's never a definitive so when you're getting excited about that sort of stuff do you curb it a little bit in the thought that i don't get too excited because if it doesn't happen then i might be disappointed no it's not because i don't because i'll be disappointed i don't i curb my excitement because I don't want to get too excited because if it doesn't happen, then I might be disappointed.
No, it's not because I'll be disappointed. I curb my excitement because I don't want you to feel pressured to do it if you don't feel like you want to do it. So it's got nothing to do with nothing at all to do with disappointment and all to do with you being comfortable enough to say you're not interested. Butt plugs, just by their very design, put pressure on, just so you know. Put them. What? Because you said you didn't want me to feel pressured, and I was wearing a butt plug. Oh, wow. Fuck. Jesus, that was a callback and a stretch. No, my arsehole was stretched because I had a butt plug.
Oh, Jesus, it's getting worse. How do I make it stop? Do I have to sit here? You put a butt plug in. It makes it stop. Do I have to sit here and be quiet for the next two hours so that this doesn't continue? I've got nothing for that last sentence. Damn it. Damn it. Hey, all right, let's take a quick break. We're going to come back and we're actually going to talk about what happened with the threesome. And I have a couple of questions for Daryl. But more importantly, I have a little story. I wrote down my thoughts briefly on the threesome. Sorry. Going to take the butt plug out.
You've on that jingle fucking awesome all right darwin can i read you this no man a lot of rejection i mean just you're asking for a lot of closed questions tonight so you're just opening yourself up for the no okay here we go the day of the threesome i had received a tribute from a sexy follower. He wanted to spoil me for the day, and in return, I would spoil him. During the day, I was sending him photos and videos updating on what I was up to, little pussy shots of me in my shorts at the cafe and more.
It was so sexy being able to share this fantastic day with another man, it made me feel like a sexual goddess. Later that day, I went to the lingerie store to buy a new lingerie and sent him videos of me in the change room, choosing the lingerie that I would ultimately wear for two other men that he paid for. I bought my new lingerie, took a bath and started getting ready for the date. I shaved everything. This is when I shaved my big toe, by the way, just in case you were curious. Lou for the fuck out of everything.
I wanted to make sure I was in perfect condition for the two men later that night. I have to start with the obvious. My so used up the next day very true looking back on all the videos we took i can certainly see why yep i started out that night by getting d to put my butt plug in my asshole because i was secretly hoping for some double penetration we have only done this once before and i was ready for trying this again and hoping to come extremely hard we sucked he loves tasting me and sucking on my clit we played played and enjoyed each other for hours.
Earlier in the evening, we tried some DP with D entering me from behind. It worked for a little while and was sexy as hell. Meanwhile, D was filming some video. Naughty D. But my single man wasn't able to stay in that position for too long. Later, after we were playing for a while, I decided it was time to ride D, and V came up from behind me and inserted himself from behind. We ended up having another double penetration play, but this time with our single male friend entering me from behind. Needless to say, I came extremely hard. Yes.
So what I wanted to mention before about this sexiness about involving a third person. Yes. This person that is a podcast listener that wanted to spoil me a little bit, made me feel extremely sexy all day. Yep.
And the thought of the fact that he had bought the lingerie that was going to turn your cocks hard and it did i remember walking out in the lingerie and it was like tent city yes that is correct that was that was really really sexy and i think that really added to my just exploration for the evening really it did okay so interesting i know before when you were talking about you know other people getting these photos and stuff and i know this this one in particular was something new for us i'd never done anything like this before where i was kind of interacting with this person for the entire day um it really fueled me and it made me feel really sexy really attractive and excited for the journey that i was going to go on and excited for the fact that then I would go off and tell that person after what happened as well and fuel them.
What was making me so interested and so, so excited was the fact that it was somebody else desiring me as well as the two other, you know, yourself and the other gentlemen that were in the room. And that was just really hot to think about.
So that's something that I wanted to mention to you and ask you what you think about that well I think it's really interesting I wasn't aware of that until right now um so I haven't had a lot of time to think about it but I have some questions so is that is that because he's out of the room as well is that an important part yeah yeah it is it's it's somebody that is going to get that information throughout the day or later yeah and is possibly going to masturbate about how, again, it's all about that sexual self-gratification.
It's me explaining and me having some sort of proof, I guess, that I am a sexual goddess and I'm somebody that is attractive and interesting and exciting enough so that this person would get off on some of the content that I'm sending them.
And also wish wish they were there in the room yeah but they're not okay interesting i mean that's uh that that i'm not sure how many times you could play that game before before it loses its shine though that's what i'm curious about no idea yeah okay i mean i i think that's fabulous i have i think it's quite exciting that you are excited that you were excited by that and enjoyed the day. I think it's something, if you find something you like, you should try to repeat it and see whether it's something that you continue to enjoy.
Now knowing what I just told you, does that change your perception of what we just spoke about before, about you feeling unbalanced, or does that make you go, well, hold on a second, if this is really exciting exciting to you then even more i want to fucking know about it and show me and tell me well i'm actually so it's not i don't have to be shown or told about this stuff at the time and in fact i'm more excited to hear about you talking about it now than i would have been on the day because that let's be very honest i remember that day and i had a very tough day at work and I wouldn't have been able to interact with you if you had been sending me stuff yeah actually that's true so so with that in mind I mean I know life gets in the way and you have the capability sometimes to explore this stuff alone and I don't have a problem with that the the idea that it that it fueled your fire and turned you on is awesome i love that and i think it's it's something i'd love more of for you and it doesn't have to be more of this but more of things that just make you feel like you want to go after sex and you want to enjoy sex and you know like the more you do of that i think the better it is for you and And the more sexy you feel, the better our relationship generally is.
Yeah. When you feel unattractive, which happens. Yeah, all the time. Can we actually, hold on, can we just actually normalize that? Yeah. Everybody feels unattractive. Yeah, of course. So if you're listening to this and you're like, oh, wow, this sounds amazing.
And like, there must be hot bodies and really attractive people people and listen listen stop whatever you're doing and actually listen to this every single person and i'm not going to say woman i'm not going to put a sex on this every single person goes through a moment where they don't feel attractive desirable interesting witty intelligent whatever it is the most attractive people you've ever seen go through that right and i can say that out loud because you are some of the most attractive people i've ever fucking seen have told me this yeah yeah so i just want to mention that like we we i feel unattractive more than more than i feel attractive i would say yeah that's fair so i just want that's not also a healthy balance it's not a healthy balance i'm just letting people know that that's the case i interrupted you though sorry i don don't remember what I was saying.
You were talking about if I feel attractive and if I feel like it adds to our relationship and it adds to our experiences.
Well, I mean, it adds to you as an individual feeling comfortable in your own skin, which the more people feel okay about who they are sexually, physically, mentally, the more they're comfortable, the more confident they are, the more sexy they are, the are the more you know there's a whole lot of things that come along with that and and certainly for our relationship it's a positive yeah i so it really felt to me like it this was almost like a third party virtual hot wifing experience yeah that's what it felt like and it just felt really interesting and like i said i'd never i'd never done anything like this before this particular listener was like i want to you know i want to give you tribute and this is i mean you know i'm going to spoil you and let's let's just see how this goes and it was really interesting and it felt amazing and it felt naughty and it felt taboo because again here is a man buying theie, paying for the lingerie that I'm going to wear for somebody.
Like it just – and not just paying for the lingerie I'm going to wear for you but for another man as well. Like it just felt incredible. Dirty. Dirty. Yeah. Dirty. Yeah, absolutely. But sexy dirty. But sexy dirty. Yeah. Let's talk about the play. There was a lot of it. There was a lot. There was a lot. I actually watched – Yeah, there was. I watched some of the video and I was like, that is exactly why my pussy hurts so much the next day. Yeah, well, we masturbated to the video the next day.
Oh, we don't know and then i was like actually yeah i'm gonna masturbate and then we were like let's watch the video and like, oh, let's watch the video. And I was like, yeah, let's watch the video. And then it was really good. Yes, I concur. So you spent a lot of time watching and filming. And I had a quick, like, why did you want to spend so much time just watching? And in fact, so much so that you did this, that afterwards, after he'd left, you actually said to me out loud, I spent a lot of the time just standing back and watching.
And I'm curious, run me through why you did that, what you were thinking and what happened. I mean, okay, so certainly I enjoy watching you play. There's no doubt about that. And the last time we played with this particular individual as well, I took a bit of time then as well to step back and just watch and I realized I enjoyed that. And also in, I also like having potentially video in future that I can use as well for, for getting me off.
Just on that, actually, the last time we spoke about taking video with this particular gentleman and we joked about this being masturbatory fuel fuel for you.
How many times would you say you've used that for masturbating since then roughly well i mean i was in poland for two days so there's 16 times that it was used i'm serious like how many times would you say you've probably a lot gone back and watched that a lot yeah i mean there's we have a few videos on the way through there's that we've managed to pick up because you've played remotely or something like that where you've been kind enough or the partner in that couple has been kind enough to get something. They're all very exciting to me. I love watching that sort of stuff.
It's very sexy to see you, and it's not about being fucked. It's about you being sexual. Yeah, so a lot. I wouldn't know a number, but many times. And this time around, you know, the reason I stood back is because I found that enjoyable in the past, so I wanted to see where the limit is for me. And honestly, I think, I'm not sure, but I think I may be able to stand back and just watch the whole thing. And not participate at all. Yeah. So I certainly – well, look, we've discussed previously, or I think – I'm pretty sure I have. Just sitting in a chair and watching. Not that.
I mean, I can come in an instant if I want to. Like, it can be that. Go. And now. And go. Well, no, that was three times already.
I'm done.'m done but no i mean i think this is comparable to a lot of men without a lot of thought we can come very quickly but thankfully i also have the capability to remain firm now this is what's really interesting to to me on this is that it's it becomes sort of an edging scenario but not edging because i'm not I'm generally not like i'm not standing there masturbating that's not what i'm doing i'm standing there watching and enjoying what's filming and filming yeah yeah there was a lot of filming um actually i cut it all together and it's i think it's 14 minutes of yeah so anyway um that was because the last time i thought i did a lot of filming and it was like fucking one minute and three seconds or something total.
Four minutes, but yeah. It wasn't four minutes. It is. I was looking at. Okay. Who do you think sampled this video more? You or me? True. Yeah. It's not that long. And by the way, half of that time is fucking slow motion. Yeah, that was right. How come you didn't do any slow motion this time?
Like last time last time motion's a bit of a bitch to get to on my phone if i'm honest that's probably the main reason just inconvenience it's just an inconvenient spot you have to press like other and then go into other and there's like 12 different things and then you gotta yeah it's just it's an android thing a samsung thing anyway so so i really quite enjoyed standing back and watching um just seeing and being a fly on the wall um i think i could possibly and sorry the reason i brought up coming is because uh i i came a lot and hard so it was a really really strong orgasm for me so it was a different No, it's not different.
Oh, damn it. They're not different. It's just the same but bigger. Okay. Yeah. So I want to talk a little bit about the DP stuff. Uh-huh. But before I do that, can you, because you watch so much, I would like you to explain to the listeners. Shit, this is not going to be easy. What you saw, what happened, what positions, what turned you on. I've drunk fucking so much wine between there and now. Like what happened? I want you to run me through what you saw. Okay, so immediately you wandered out.
So one of the things I really did like and did turn me on is that there was no prompting for you to get changed. He didn't prompt, I didn't prompt. No. We were just sitting back enjoying each other's company.
Hey, guess who did that that you did i did that you did yeah me i did that that's all just giving myself little props yeah well done thanks babe so you went into the into well actually i didn't see where you went i was chatting with him when you got up i actually thought you'd gone to the bathroom which was interesting because i'm sitting there thinking man she is having a huge dump but that wasn't what it was so uh you actually went into the room you got changed of just without any prompting and came out and you were looking sexy as fuck uh really hot i mean the lingerie was really nice it is really nice you know it's not dead yet so and i think there were you're right there was immediate penis responses in the room but also he was very excited to get up and start touching kissing you immediately basically yeah and and there were definitely two hard cocks in the room and that was exactly the response that i was going for yeah so well done achieved you yeah yeah i mean you should high five yourself but you can't because you're holding the microphone.
I can't high-five my knee. Okay, you can't high-five your knee. Done it twice. Okay. High-five my head, but then you're just hitting yourself in the head and it's weird. High-fiving your knee is pretty fucking weird, just between you and I and everybody listening. High foot? No, let's not go any further. Okay.
After that, so I didn't realize that that lingerie is actually crutchlessless it's actually more backdoorless yeah it's kind of it's quite hidden the way it's yeah so it's not actually you've still got the gusset at the bottom and it doesn't go all the way around where your vagina entrance is no so it's like ever so it's good for anal i would say that which is which is actually so you could see my butt plug. Yes. Through it. Okay. So anyway, so while he was kissing you, he took the time to reach underneath and find – he was reaching from the back as well, I think.
So he found your pussy from the back, which was sexy to watch, but I was also touching you from behind as well. Anyway, and then basically that maneuvered very quickly into the bedroom i think it moving like so i think your lingerie served its purpose in the first 45 seconds yes because cost versus return on lingerie is ludicrous yeah the return on investment on lingerie is is just there is no cfo anywhere in the world who'd sign off on that. They'd be like, no, that's not worth it. Anyway, they're wrong, by the way. They're all wrong. This is why accounting can't be used for everything.
We then went into the bedroom and you bent over to expose your pussy more to him. Well, I'm showing him that you can see my butt plug. Yeah, and he started playing with you, basically. He started playing butt plug too do you remember no i don't he was playing so he he started he started using his hands and then he started because and he loves oral actually i said that in my story but he loves oral and he started going down on me and he was playing with my butt plug while he was going while he was going down on me yeah okay so and then he stopped doing something.
I remember distinctly you saying, keep doing that, which was interesting because you're typically not very demanding of your own sexuality. You ask other people to do things.
You know, you'll control the room, but you generally don't be, you're generally not very controlling of what you want, which it's nice to see when you do it i really enjoy that so uh from there he then laid you down and started going down on you yep we were kissing on the bed yeah and i remember i the the top half of my laundry was down and then i think i yeah my tits were out and then i pulled all the laundry down well i actually helped with that yeah yeah because it was getting in the way yeah yeah so you got it all the way down all the way off and then he was going down on you and he does love to to go down on you he loves licking your pussy he really he really he spent he spent quite a bit of time there to the point where you said to him stop or i'm gonna come yeah you did but also you said for me to suck – I want to suck a cock, right?
Because at this point I was still – so I basically stood back. I hadn't really been involved a lot at this point. No. So we're – I mean, we're now probably 10-ish minutes into the – Oh, I think longer than that. Yeah, I mean, let's call it 10, 15, somewhere around there. At that point I was like, okay okay, enough of that. I have to change positions. And I started sucking his cock. And then I turned around and he was playing with my pussy. I was on my hands and knees and he was playing with my pussy from behind while I was sucking your cock. Yes. I remember that.
That was a really nice position. And at that point, too, I was extremely wet, obviously, because he'd been licking my pussy for a season you were actually extraordinary extraordinarily wet all evening which i think now i understand because of the involvement with the third party as well prior to probably had had you wet for most of the day is that a fair statement interested for most of the day yeah i think that probably i would have started getting wet when i was actually thinking about and changing into the laundry was really when it started. Sorry, I shouldn't have said wet.
That's not the right phrase. I meant aroused. That's the better, the true word behind it. From there, I don't remember how it transitioned from that, from that location. I think he went down on you some more after that as well. He turned you over again and went down on you some more. So how did we transition? You don't know. I don't really remember.
I remember that he went back down on you some more after that as well he turned you over again and went down on you some more so how did we transition you don't know i don't i don't really remember i remember that he went back down on you again he then he was playing with your tits really quite assertively i wouldn't say aggressively but certainly i would agree with that because i think later in that later later in the evening i was like hmm a little bit tender he was he was really going to town with your breasts and you were actually enjoying that which is actually unusual for you yeah you're not normally a strong breastplate girl no yeah all right well so yeah there was obviously a lot of different positions and i would say that play involved him maybe 70 percent of the time in year 30 would you yeah absolutely because you were filming and taking photos and stuff so So there was a moment, and the reason this is so prevalent in my memory.
I know exactly what you're talking about. Is because we have video of it, and you can hear the sound. And it's where I'm doggy style, and he has one knee down, and then a foot up. So he's got his hips raised kind of thing. And he's fucking me from behind. And he was absolutely pounding my pussy. And this is what caused the problem the next day. No, I don't think that is what caused it. You know what I mean? That caused the sore pussy, but that didn't cause a UTI. No, that's what I'm saying. It caused the sore pussy.
The next day when we watched that footage, I was like, well, that culprit right certainly a part of it yeah right there but yeah i mean you you guys had sex for quite some time quite some time i mean i'm gonna say there was probably 30 minutes of his cock inside you yeah or or a combination of well definitely his cock. I mean, when'm going to say there was probably 30 minutes of his cock inside you. Yeah. Or a combination of, well, definitely his cock. I mean, when it got to me being involved with you vaginally, it didn't take a long time for me to come.
Well, we'd already been doing DP at that point. Yeah. And actually, so this is, I'm going to intersect now and talk about the DP. So as I mentioned in my story earlier, we've only done double penetration once before. And the other man. I have a question for you before you get into that. Okay. Why? What was the prompt of the driver? Just decided that I wanted to try it again. Okay. That's all. No rhyme or reason. So there's nothing sexy or nothing else around this, not because of the third party involvement.
No, I was just like, hey, if DP is on the cards, I wouldn't mind trying DP if I'm in the mood for it later. Okay. Yeah, I mean, that's the answer I'm looking for. And like I said in my audio earlier, you've really got to prepare for that stuff. It's not something that you can haphazardly – well, you can do it. It's not something that I would haphazardly do after an evening of wine or whatever. I just wouldn't do that.
like repairing for these sorts of things so dp so the last time that we did this the other gentleman was fucking me anally yes and so this time i really wanted gentleman that he is yes i really wanted you to fuck me anally that was part of my idea yeah and so we did actually try it where v was in my pussy and i was on top of him and then you were fucking me in the ass. Now, it didn't last very long because he kept falling out.
And what I wanted to say about this in anal and double penetration in particular, if you are considering trying anal or double penetration, I find it much easier, even if you and I are just playing anally, if the play is happening as a second course, not as the appetizer. So I'd already been playing for quite a while at that point and was being stimulated and had an orgasm and all of that. So by the time this rolls around, obviously my pelvic and anal muscles quite relaxed. You're just more relaxed generally. Yeah. That's when you move to anal and it's not the entree. So I wanted to say that.
The other thing was is that I found this particularly interesting. When people talk about double penetration positions, they always suggest that the guy with the bigger penis is in anally because the angle makes it less likely that he's going to fall out. So in that regard, that should have been you. So I think it was probably my fault that I got the angle wrong. So there was no issue with the angle on my side. The issue for him was not because of the angle or anything. It was the way his legs were positioned. Okay. So he had his legs spread and I was in between his legs. Yeah.
He needed to straighten his legs. Right. We figured that out afterward. We did figure that out afterwards. Remember? Yes. So, and because you guys continued fucking after I'd come out of you, come out of your ass, and he said, I need to move my legs. Yeah. And he moved his legs, and he was fine. Yeah, yeah. So, it was just purely a logistic problem. Logistical problem. But later in the evening, I was fucking you, so I was on top of you, and he came up and we had another double penetration. How was that for you?
Do you prefer being the person who's in my pussy or do you prefer being the person who's in my arsehole? So I think there's some additional sexiness to the idea of another man in your arsehole. I mean, honestly, in terms of the sensations. Yeah, that's kind of where I was going. But yeah, talk about both. I know. So in terms of the physical sensation, not really a great deal of difference, I would say. Especially because you're wearing a condom. Without a condom, definitely a sensational difference. But with a condom, definitely, not definitely a sensational difference. A distinct.
Yeah, it's not distinct. It's not something that you could say, okay, I'm now in your arsehole or I'm now in your pussy. If you were wearing a condom and somebody blindfolded, if I had a situation where it was a blind fucking and you were like, just, which is it, my vagina or my arsehole?
And I couldn't feel anything other anything other than your vagina or your arsehole on my penis i think it'd be a tough exercise wearing a condom okay yeah okay yeah without a condom totally different absolutely no the difference sensation or physically sensationally just no no major difference um but the true i think the true reason a lot of men are interested in anal as a it's because there's there's a naughtiness to it right so it gets even more naughty for me when it's somebody else fucking you right yeah yeah okay so that that's uh an inch i mean that that's no surprise to me it may be a surprise to you but it's exciting for you to do DP again, having not done it for a while?
It was lovely. I really enjoyed it. Okay. I'd like to repeat that again at some point, but with a little bit more planning, because I think we ended up in a scenario here where you ended up getting hurt, maybe not the right word, but certainly you stopped the DP. They said, I'm done. I can't do any more of this. Yeah. Yeah, by that time. Because it was two attempts then. Yeah, no, I know. Not two attempts. That's what I mean. We fucked both times, but that's what I'm saying. Yeah, so I feel like there'd be a situation where this would work a lot better if we did it once. Yeah.
I think it'd be much more – this is my opinion, of course, not truth. Mansplaining. No, it's just more that I think for you, having things run smoothly would be a better solution for you sexually in terms of just purely the way your body functions from what I know of 10 years of being around it. Yep. Yeah. So the whole experience was sexy. Is it nice for you to relive this right now? Yeah, absolutely. I can see you've got a hard cock underneath your- Yes. Well, it's been on and off throughout this journey. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, no, it's lovely. I think it was a nice experience.
He's a fucking superstar just as a human in general. Enjoy time with him. Very much so. So, and add to that that he's also… Attentive. Attentive and loves to go down on you, which is, I mean, I do as well, but he really loves it, which I think is a good thing. Good and bad. I mean, there's a certain point, as you know. Well, there's a point where you come and then it becomes a problem for you. I'm like, all right, enough of that now. You've just got to learn to go round two and three. That's all it is. Like you've got to stop and then get back into it later.
Have a break yeah have a smoko break okay so that was the threesome double penetration so the footage that you took have you watched it again since we masturbated to it the next morning yes really yeah okay why is that fucking surprising i'm just asking you a question yeah of course do you like this one this version of it better because you had more opportunity to kind of stand back and get angles and get… Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Yeah, it's much better. And you took his socks off. Yes, I took his socks off. So we need to… Sorry, this is a clear… The clarification needs to happen right now.
Yeah. In future, I can't take a man's socks off. You could. No. Where are you with the assist is what I want to know. Where's the wingman? A man cannot take another man's socks off. It's not a thing. I think it is a thing. No, not a thing. I think it is. Nor could I ask him. I couldn't ask him. No, it's just I need to see the Twitter poll on this. I firmly believe that it is inappropriate for a man in a threesome situation to take another man's socks off. Yeah, I don't think it is. Yeah, but that's why I'm saying we need a Twitter poll.
He did start with keeping his socks on, and I think it was in the first few minutes, and I was like, hey, take your socks off. I actually asked you to tell him to take your socks off. Yeah, I was like, that's weird, take your socks off. It's not weird. It's actually the done thing here, by the way. I've checked this out. I've done some sampling. Oh, okay. Yeah. People get cold fucking feet in this hemisphere. They get cold feet? Apparently. Yeah. Whilst they're banging. Well, hey, that was the end of our threesome episode.
I hope that you liked our discussion earlier talking about that compersion piece. So you missed the point of – you missed the link between the threesome and your UTI. Oh, yeah.
I got a huge UTI after that, unsur unsurprisingly because for me when there's been this much activity and there is lube involved and two different guys going down on me and fingers involved and everything involved yeah oh i actually also masturbated with my vibrator at one point during the session as well yes you did you're getting from behind so throw that into the mix yeah and then also yes he was he was me pretty vigorously i was aggressive from behind you were you came again whilst he was you from behind with the vibrator and it just that all of those things just added up into a big pot of a uti is definitely going to happen and later that night i knew i could feel and i knew, and I knew.
So, you mean after I made fucking eggs at midnight again? Oh, thank you, babe. That was so good. Yeah, I scrambled eggs at midnight. You're a fucking rock star. It was actually 1am, I think. It was one. Yeah. And did I have to do anything the next day? Let me think about this. Oh, yeah, I had to go to fucking work. Yeah, you went to work. Yeah. Thanks, babe. Yeah. Look, yeah, happy for you, happy to fuck you and make you eggs. Thanks. I appreciate it. I appreciate you. Yeah. Not enough, though. I mean, I need more appreciation. Right. So, quick thank you to our patrons.
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I have spoken to the owners and we're going to head there an hour early. Yeah. Check it out. That's all. We're going to go check it out and we're going to go do some quick videoing and stuff like that. So speaking of patron, if you guys are part of our patron. Hey, here's what's interesting. What? Everybody who knows about Ravinia in my entire business, I think, knows about Anaconda. Knows about Anaconda. And there's a reason for that. There's a huge billboard.
So if you're part of our patron community, I'm going to take video and stuff of the entire weekend and I'm going to give you guys some behind the scenes access. But we will be obviously podcasting about the club.
We should probably call that back door access there you go we will obviously be talking about it after we visit but this is a huge Christmas party that we're going to Christmas in July it's but that's not what it is for all the Australians listening it's not a Christmas because there's no such thing as Christmas in July here there is in Australia because in Australia it's fucking cold right in July that's why We did Christmas in July. It's not a shit here. It's not a Christmas, because there's no such thing as Christmas in July here. No.
There is in Australia, because in Australia, it's fucking cold in July. That's why we do Christmas in July. Hot as shit. The reason it's Christmas in July here, or just Christmas in the month of July, is because they missed Christmas last year, because, you know, hashtag fucking COVID. Exactly. So, they'd already paid for the venue.
It's been bought out by a dating site here, match and uh they've bought out the venue they got they pay for all the alcohol so tickets basically is is the club entry and all food and all drinks yes so they had that it was on the books and so they they went okay let's let's do it now in july so we're gonna head out this weekend and we're excited to well i'm excited i don't know what you're doing i'm excited to go to a club here. Yeah, I'm interested. I am also interested. We'll see if there's a language. I'm not sure I'm excited. I'm sure I'm interested. I was looking at the menu.
Freudian slip. I was looking at the attendee list. Yes. The menu. The menu. As we call humans now. Yeah, tasty. I was looking at the menu and there are single men going to this party. Oh, good. And actually, I will say one thing... Maybe we can go for an airtight this time. Oh, yeah, there you go. One thing I do like about some of the parties here is that you cannot go onto the RSVP list until you are actually a confirmed ticket holder. Yeah, you have to buy the ticket. I think that's genius. Then it puts you on that.
Yeah, so every single person that is on the RSVP yes list, I know for 100% are going to be there. Yes. Unless they decide to bug out. But they've all paid for it. So, how's the menu look? Looking pretty fucking delicious. Jesus, that's a problem. Yeah, it looks pretty good. As he rubs his rotund stamash. Oh, yeah. Babe, babe, liquid diet tomorrow. Liquid diet, you'll be fine. You'll lose like five kilos in a day. It'll be fine. Jesus. Five kilos might not be enough though. Anyway, guys, so we're really excited about the club visit. I'm not anymore. We'll be back to talk.
Jesus, I've got a shed above my tool. I've got a tool shed at the moment. I've got a little bit of a shed above, you know, where I keep my tools. It's a bit of a problem. In a condo. I'll see you next time.
