Kink in the Condo – P35

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This is C. And this is D. And this is Swinging Down Under. And C just spent the last 10 minutes adjusting her mic. It's very important. I know. You need to get the positioning right, right in front of your mouth, nice and close, so gentle, so close, so soft. So soft. So hard. So, oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, God. All right, so thanks for joining us. We're actually talking about a pretty exciting one. Yeah. Somebody lost their virginity. The house. The house lost its virginity. Singapore condo. We moved to Asia, as you guys know, if you follow us. Six months ago.

I mean, this is quite a walk to get to our house losing its virginity. Oh, God. It's such a long, long, tedious. It's a long trail. Long, tedious road to go down.

We haven't even told you guys about all the dramas and fails and everything up until now we will though we have we do have a pod we're actually going to release that before this one but then we got lazy then we got lazy and also we had a pretty exciting night and i gotta say it was last night yeah it was so we decided that this is hot horny and exciting and you probably want to Hot off off the bedsheets shall we say oh my god hot off the stained bedsheets stained too far okay yeah kind of too far always too far so we're just flying by the seat of our pants as we do and um we just wanted to talk to you guys about our night last night and this is our first a couple of couple experience in our house, in our condo, here living in Asia.

So, also, just in case you hear any slurping or the sound of glass on glass in the background, that would be because she is immensely hungover because she drank a lot of vodka last night as well. Wodka. Wodka. She's a local Russian girl at the moment. Regretfully, I also had a lot of espresso, so I did not sleep. How many hours? Sleep. Maybe one. One hour. This girl is actually still running on one hour's sleep. You know what I would be doing? Pushing a pencil into my ear. Okay. That's odd. To make my brain go to sleep.

Go to sleep, to sleep brain okay i mean i i just feel like eating a lot but sure so how do we find the couple how do we find them we found them do you remember no i do because i go you found them i found this one too yeah go cheers um we found them on sdc actually now sdc down down in Australia, not that popular. SDC in Asia, really, also not that popular. But if you're planning on trying to meet people that are traveling in or you're planning on meeting expats, SDC, popular for expats. Because a lot of people, I mean, Singapore is a very transient city for expats, generally.

You know, a lot of people here are on contracts for a year a year maybe two years or they're passing through for work finance and it sector is pretty uh hardcore in this area um so that's why we see a lot of transient people um this couple though not locals yeah yay so we may be grasping at straws just now but hopefully like first swing of friends yeah we're really hoping that we're really trying to build the community here because we miss our we miss our community in australia yeah we miss our friends we miss our swinger friends and it's just not the same yeah let's take a moment of silence to uh remember that remember the hard cocks and the performing men.

Moments. All right, let's go. So we met them on SDC. We actually went on a date a couple of weeks back. We didn't tell you guys about it, but we went out, had some drinks, had some dancing. We went to a place here in Singapore called the Four Floors of Whores. Yes, you are correct. Four Floors of Whores. Four Floors. The reason we didn't tell you guys about them is because, frankly, we've had a lot of dates here. And most of them have been pretty failed. This one went really well. We were actually contemplating breaking or bending our first night boundary. Thank you. Thank you to the Joneses.

Shout out. First round boundary because we really liked them on the first night and we were contemplating bringing them home. But it was also quite late. I think it was about two in the morning. We'd had a fair few drinks and we just thought, heading home at two in the morning to start play. Yeah, it was never really going to work out. No. Unless you started getting laid in the cab. Right.

Then the cab would probably just drive you straight to the police station probably would yeah i imagine so um so we actually had them over at our place now the beginning of the night didn't start too well no no that didn't it didn't we we have we have a new question for the for the team out there for team c and d um so what would you guys do if you have a home event organized and the people are late where's the cutoff for a home event for it to become rude what's the cutoff and then what do you do about it really because you just sit there getting angry so yeah it didn't it didn't start the greatest because they were nearly an hour late.

Yeah. And normally when we go out, if the people are half an hour late, we pretty much call it. Yeah. They were nearly an hour late. So, we – it didn't start well, but I've got to say they recovered quite well. Yeah. Yeah. So, I'm glad we didn't decide to call it because we ended up having quite a – No, we wouldn't have. You're right. Because again, what the hell are you going to do? They're in a taxi on the way over and you're like, you know what? You guys are 52 minutes late. Just pretend you're not home. We're not here. Are you there? No, nobody here.

Or do you just punish them when they arrive? We've eaten all the cheese because you were fucking late. Just our squirrels. There's squirrels in Singapore as well, for anyone who wants to know. There are, yeah. We've not yet spotted a squirrel? I have. A Singapore squirrel? Yeah. Fuck off. I did. It was when you were living in Australia and I had moved here. Oh, okay. You sure it wasn't a rat? It was a squirrel. It was outside my kitchen window.

It sounds very rat- very rat like okay it was gnawing in the garbage in the street no it was in the tree so they came over uh we had the nipples out and um we drank some wine and we just got chatting yeah we just sat down and general chat we reorganized our house because um we did we moved our lounge area and by house he means tiny condo yeah we reorganized our lounges uh in our in our apartment because the way they're set up is an l shape and it's really not conducive to swingers well to chatting really is it you chat with your friends the way it sits today our friends are all swingers you chat with your vanilla friends today you chat with your parents the way it sits today is that better parents yes parents is good right okay so yeah they're they're um they're not conducive to to fun chat or you know you're not across from each other because they're an l shape and they're sort of an overlapping L.

It's just awkward. So we reorganized it. It messed with my thing really badly. My chi was out of alignment because we had to put them in a position that wasn't parallel to any wall, which just did my engineer's head in. I know, weird, right? C's looking at me like, why the fuck are you still talking? I'm just looking at you like, who the fuck cares, really? You had swinger friends over, hashtag swinger problems. The biggest concern for you at that point in time was the fact that the couches were not parallel to a wall. Yeah. I'm just saying, in the grand scheme of things.

This is coming from the... How was your cock? Did it perform all night? Yeah. Then shut the fuck up. So, getting back to C's podcast on... No, the conversation was good. Cheese was good? I had spoken to you earlier in the evening about what I wanted. And because we'd been on a date, because we'd been texting, it'd been a couple of weeks, I guess there was a build-up of anticipation and slash potential expectation. Yeah, well, you voiced your concern quite loudly, and it really... Loudly? Ferociously, better word. Okay.

I meant the fact that I said, you know, how I want the evening to go, which was I'd like to talk first, not just have people come in, have people walk in the front door and say, let's fuck. Yeah, but I'm going to step back. All right. We're going to get real for a second because I asked you what your expectation was for the night.

And you had a concern because a couple was coming to our place and we hung out with them before we found them sexy you actually said well i kind of have to fuck i kind of have to fuck them which was a big concern to me and we had a long discussion about that versus because i well not a bit of a concern that that i hated that that should never be an expectation in your head or anyone's head for that matter and frankly anyone we ever play with in the history in the future or um of the world know this when we come to your house or when we when we go out on a date with you we do never have the expectation that you will put out what we expect is you to be polite fun enjoy enjoy your time not fight at the table with each other that's a bad one that's a bad one yeah don't do that don't do that um especially not a full-on fight which we have had it happen in the past but you know that's the expectation that i have of people and it concerned me that c thought that she had to play so So we had some heated discussions about that, some passionate discussions about it, because we needed to settle that, and I needed her to understand that I never have that expectation, and if anybody who comes to our house or we catch up with does, then frankly we'll just leave.

Even if it's our house, we'll just leave. You were just going we're just gonna leave Yeah fuck them Lock the door when you get out Lock your door when you leave Alright good Enjoy Yeah we're going down the street For some noodle Don't steal our shit Or do Actually no don't We don't have insurance Yes we do Do we? Yes What sort of household Do you think I run? Well I don't look after Any of that stuff Yeah I know That's what I'm saying I don't know So that was a little bit Of real talk Now let's just get back To the sexiness We'll see you next time. Do you think I run?

Well, I don't look after any of that stuff. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. So that was a little bit of real talk. Now let's just get back to the sexiness. Okay. So cheese talk and just some really good conversation, actually. It was nice. It was nice to kind of get back into just having a bit of a chat. Yeah. You know, what have you guys been doing? What's happening? We did kind of, and we spoke about swinger topics.

Like I was asking them them because i couldn't remember if i've had these conversations during the last a lot of vodka last catch up like you know just you know what what sites are you guys on what apps do you go on do you go on single dates what you know what swinger events have you been to the big one what are you doing for halloween yeah you know and so we kind of did a little bit of that and he is super interesting because he will just be sitting there in his own little head for a second and then just randomly because he's made it up in his mind go what are we doing we're playing a game now well no it's because he's ahead he's at that point yeah he's i mean and you can see why he's successful in business as well but that's what mean it's because he's because he yeah he.

He's at that point. Yeah, he's... I mean, and you can see why he's successful in business as well. But that's what I mean. It's just funny. Because he's... Because he... Yeah. He's been having the conversation and he's ahead for the last half an hour. Like, when are we doing it? When are we doing it? And then all of a sudden, it's like, goddammit, are we playing the game? Dude. Which is interesting that you find that interesting because... I do it all the time. Yes. Except normally, your question will be something like, has anybody ever thought about why monkeys like bananas?

Because there'll be a conversation that goes on in your head around... Personally, I just think it's because we keep feeding them bananas and then now there's the whole thing about it and monkeys actually are really like, really, a banana again? Next question for you. Do monkeys trip on their own banana skins like they do in the cartoons? Probably. You reckon? Mm-hmm. That'd be really upsetting if you were hanging from a tree in a banana skin. Probably at some point. I don picked it. Excuse me. You picked it. You said that I'd picked earlier in the evening, which was not the case at all.

No, I got out two packs of cards and I put them on the table and I said, let's have a look at one of these later in the evening. Okay. And then you said, let's play this one. Yeah, What happened was it was on top of the pile. Yes. I know what happened. And then we got it out. And it was fairly early in the evening. And the first card that I think she picks up is like him. Yeah. And what was it? Anal play? No. It wasn't. I don't think it was really meant to be anal play. I can describe the card. I can give you. Oh, yeah. So it was. It was. The card said. Get on all fours.

Get on all fours with your. Arse in the air. With your arse in the air. With no pants on. Pointed at the group. Pointed at the group. Play with yourself until you're erect and then slip two fingers in. Now, I think this may have... Not until you're erect. No, play with yourself until you're horny or something to that. And then slip two fingers in. Obviously aimed at females.

I'm guessing was aimed at females but yeah he's like he looked at he read the card and then he looked at us with fucking fear in his eyes he's like are you serious and then he said the first thing the first line on it is do not tell anybody what you're doing that's right and he's like i gotta tell i can't i can't not tell you guys this because I can't just do this as the first thing. By the way, we're calling these guys the Commonwealth couple. Commonwealth couple. Mr. and Mrs. Commonwealth. Mr. and Mrs. Commonwealth. So, yeah, so Mr.

Commonwealth's first exposure to the cards freaked him the fuck out. So what we did was we packed that deck up. Oh, well, no, we had a look at a few more to see if we'd struck, like, you know, gold or platinum. Dirty gold. We'd struck, well... No, that's bad. Brown gold. So then we got the second pack out, which is, it has four different topics that you can choose from. One is thoughts, one is questions, one is actions, one is daredevil.

Yeah, so you can broadly break that up into two truth or dare truth or dare on two two separate packs um but the the dare side the action side is actions of the dare side is reasonably benign yeah you get some that are sexy some that are just actiony type yeah this can be reasonably ben. One of the ones we got last night was past the orange. Around, not using your hand. Yeah, between bodies. Yeah. But then the daredevil. I got one where I had to sit down, I had to take off my clothes and sit there naked. For one session, yeah. Until it came back to you. Yeah.

We were all pretty happy about that. Hmm. Yeah. I was getting cold. Yeah. Well, swinger problems. Well, yeah. So, but the dare, it goes from the three, there's three packs that are really generally quite benign. There's three card options where I would say most people would feel comfortable. Yeah, especially swingers. Most swingers would feel comfortable doing. Yeah, that's what I mean. Most swingers would feel comfortable doing fairly early-ish in the evening. Evening, yeah. The fourth one. Fuck me. Some of the things that came out of there, good Lord.

The first two cards got put back on the deck. Well, I actually added one to Twitter this morning because that couple next door podcast on Twitter asked me, like, what are some of the examples? Now, one of the examples I gave was strip down, show your genitals to the group, show how you like to be stimulated and masturbate. Well, the first one that we drew from that, though, was I drew it. No, yeah, I drew it. the first one that was drawn, was the team who draws the cards stand up and Exposure Generals masturbate to a believable orgasm. Oh, yeah, that's right.

Which is, I mean, it's such a big step. And you did that on turn three. Yeah, it was turn three. Yeah. So we put that one back in the deck. Mrs. Commonwealth was like, I think that there needs to be more vodka. She's like, I need, and actually did switch to vodka. Did switch to vodka. Was it wine at that point? We were very eloquent and elegant with wine and cheese. Yes. And then she was like, we need vodka. This bitch needs me some vodka. Stat. So we played that for, I don't know, how long? We would have played that for probably 45 minutes to an hour, I would say. 45 to an hour?

It ended with you giving her oral. Yeah, there was a good play between truth cards, you know. So, we actually got to know each other. We heard a little bit about each other. Sorry, one of them is called, sorry. Thoughts. Thoughts, but then Sex Survey. Sex Survey is the other one, sorry. So, that's, you's, you know, it's like, put your hand up if you've had sex outdoors. Yeah. You know, keep them up if you have had... Sex outdoors and been caught. Caught or something.

Anybody who hasn't, anybody whose hand comes down then has to take a penalty and the penalty is normally a drink or something like that. So we generally don't pay the penalties because we play it for the sexy fun yeah it's good fun it is good fun yeah so um so yeah so it went what else happened during the game i mean it was there was some sexy bits as well we're kind of skipping over those well i was sat there naked as i said that was yeah that was pretty sexy oh that's right and um sorry what were you wearing we So before the game, sorry, let's wind up. So we were playing the cheese.

Was that a wind back? What the fuck? It sounded like a car. Okay. Trying not to crash into another car. So between the cheese and the card game, before we started playing the card game, I said, okay, well, let's everybody get up and get changed because.

We'd agreed that tonight we were going to have a few changes on the way through the night yeah like an outfit yeah at this point so i was just in like a cute little red dress what i changed into was a later a black short latex dress with zippers red side of my on my breasts on my vagina and on my ass yeah it's a great dress i fucking love it and we've also heard that mrs adam has the same dress ironically enough swingers tend to swing in the same circles with their clothing look at you you're like a pun queen what about you so i um i originally we greeted these guys again i was in what was i in hmm let me think was it jeans and a shirt yeah i think it was because that's no it wasn't jeans and a t-shirt it was shirt and jeans oh fuck um please excuse her i mean this is this was this is horrible um so jeans and a shirt i then um changed into hmm jeans and a shirt no you didn't i did so they were just late, jeans and a shirt.

No, you didn't. I did so. They were just latex jeans and a latex shirt. Latex pants, I feel like. Okay, latex pants. Jeans by definition is a fabric. They have to be denim, yes, I understand. So, yeah, I changed into latex pants. Black latex pants. Black latex pants. Little buckle straps on either side. Down the side, yeah, which are quite cool.

We bought those bought those here actually we got those at the same place as you we got your dress right yeah which is lingerie nior yeah yeah for night nior being night night lingerie um lingerie nior yes so we we both got some stuff from those guys um and i had a shirt, which is a latex shirt, but in the middle at chest height, so nipple height, there's an exposed area of mesh, which shows off my manly chest. Manly. Yours is black, by the way. Oh, fuck, it is too. My French lacks a little. Yeah, that's okay. No one's judging. Black night, you know, it's close. No, you were there.

Yeah, I was. So you had a little, uh, we had a little latex thing going on though. Yeah. And the Mr. Commonwealth, we still actually have his, his, uh, outfit. I'm going to call it like a man cat suit. A cat man suit. Cat man suit? But it was... It's a flag. But it's styled after. Do you remember who it's styled after? No, I can't remember. Oh, shoot. Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury. For anyone who knows Freddie, he wears a big flag, deep cut. Yeah, front of it goes right down. Yeah, like dungaree style? I don't know what you'd call it. No, I don't know. Move on.

Move on to what she was wearing. Yeah, what she was wearing was cute. So she had a... Red? Red sheer... I'm going to call the bottom half first. I'll start at the bottom, work my way up. Yeah, do that.

It was a red sheer i'm gonna call the bottom half first i'll start at the bottom work my way up it was a red sheer bikini oh sorry um g-string you're gonna start right at the bottom oh yes yes she had a pair of uh bright red heels on that were i'm gonna say five inch heels with a with an inch platform so six inch total height going um they're also flamed top which i don't know whether you noticed but they're very similar to you had a pair very similar i loved you had to throw them out because they wore out oh my god so they had around that was a bad day around the the where the foot goes in there's like a it's not a it's not a flame as in a you You know, the flame you see on you see on cars and stuff it's more just like the shape of a flame in in the top of the of the shoe so really sexy shoes red um and then from there up there's a nice expanse of sexy pins that leads up to the um string g-string or thong that she was wearing which was then into sheer sheer at the front so you could actually see you could see just enough to make it quite quite interesting and then from there it went up to a well well, it was a halter neck, sheer mesh top that sort of draped down over her breasts, which you could totally see.

And then a cape. And then like a, yeah, it's not, a cape doesn't really do it justice. But yeah, that's the best way to describe it. Like a sheer, long. Yeah. It was nice. It was cute. Really cute. She looked really pretty. Yep. So, that's what she came down. So, they went up and got changed in our upstairs bedroom. She came down. They both came down in their gear and they looked really nice.

He looked like I expected, which was taking the piss a little, but also noted that I could see this through the pants that he'd put on a cock ring, which inspired me because I had not worn my cock ring around other people yet. Yeah. Which is one of the things that we- But can I ask, is it called a cock ring or is it something different? No, that's a cock ring. Still a cock ring. Yeah. Okay. Why am I asking you that question? You're asking me that question because it goes around penis and balls. So it's at the back of both. But yes, I believe it's still called a cock ring. But hey.

I'm looking it up right now. Can I say if I'm wrong, I know the Twitterverse will correct me. And they'll correct me hard. So it inspired you? Yeah. So I went into the bedroom and put mine on. I think it's one of the few things that a man can wear. It makes him feel somewhat sexy with his clothes off. Yep, I agree. Yeah. And yours is like chrome-plated or something. Well, yeah, it's... Well, no, it's chrome. Yeah, it's bright, shiny, stainless steel. Yes, it's still called cock ring. Yeah. Ha-ha! Huzzah to my brain. So you want to put yours on? Yeah. I was wondering where you disappeared, too.

Yeah. So do you want to describe how this goes on? Thank you. Ha-ha. Huzzah to my brain. So you want to put yours on? Yeah. I was wondering where you disappeared to. Yeah. So do you want to describe how this goes on? Nope. To the ladies out there? Nope. All comes off. No, I don't want to do that. You sure? Nope. Because it freaks you the fuck out. You've shown me how to get it on and off. And you have to do it semi-erect, right? Not at all. No, no. Erect is bad. No, but like even... Semi-erect is bad. It's bad as well. Any form of blood flow to penis is bad.

I can imagine because you're bending it over on itself. Yeah, yeah. Can't be too good. For me, I would equate it to as disturbing as you touching your eye to take your contact lenses in and out, which just freaks me the fuck out. Okay. So, we played the game. What else happened during the gameplay? I was was... Oh, that's right. He could lick a nipple or something, right? No, he could choose something to do with you. Okay. Or with our team. Surprisingly, he chose you. Yeah. Sorry, they both got to choose. And what did she choose to do? Me to suck her nipple. Oh, right. She did too.

So I unzipped my boobs quite easy and handy in the dress. And he then sucked my nipples. She chose for you to suck her nipples. There was a spanking involved too at one stage. Yeah, I don't remember. That was you getting spanked. No, it was you. Oh, you got spanked as well though, remember? Oh, yeah. I had to get down on all fours and got spanked. All fours and you had to expose your genitals. Oh, that's right.

You had to well though remember oh yeah i had to get down on all fours and you had to expose your genitals oh that's right as well you had to get down on all fours expose your ass and vagina and copper hand spanking and she gave you a hand spanking mrs commonwealth gave you a hand spanking and it was a very she was being very nice to you she was she was so she gave you a hand spanking then um yeah i drew a spanking card as well i had to expose myself and bend over the couch but see in her infinite wisdom what did you decide to do i decided to go get the whip and the crop out of the room yeah so which one do you think everybody wanted to see used on me the crop yeah the crop so of us two, who's actually interested in being whipped or cropped?

Not you. Not me. So, I'm going to say two ladies because she started cropping me. She told me to whip you. And then you flogged me. Yeah. Hard. Sorry. No, you're not. I am. No, you're not. I know I did it, but I realized it was a little bit too keen. It was hard. Yeah. You flogged me hard. Sorry. Yeah, I'm just thankful that it was high enough that it didn't get bollocks. I did flog you in the cock last night, too. Yes, you did flog me in the cock last night. That was post-sex. Was it? Yes. I thought it was out on the couch, and then we were talking about, like...

Oh, no, no, it was out on the couch. Senior swinger. No, yes. Bandit. The bandit. No, yeah. Swinger bandit. Swinger bandit, sorry. Yeah, the swinger bandit nearly struck again. In our own home. It was only 30%. And then, oh, yeah, I had to put my hand in ice for as long as I could. And then put my hand on his cock. Yeah. so I had to put my hand in ice for as long as I could and then put my hand on his cock. Yeah. So I had my hand in the ice until it was hurting. Yeah. Because I really wanted to get that cold up, that frost. And you froze. Yeah, you froze his cock good. Yeah.

And he was not enjoying that. No. He didn't enjoy that. No. Funny, though. But you loved it. Pretty funny. Yeah. For two reasons. One, cock inspection. Yep. I think you enjoyed that. Yep. Yeah? Because there was... I was very surprised he had a foreskin, I must say. Why is that? I just thought that he would be circumcised. Why? I don't know why. Yeah. That's a weird thing. Age, country, I don't know. But I see the error of my ways. Yeah. Given that the US and Australia are the two largest. Yeah. The UK is pretty low on the spectrum. Sue. Sue. Then the last card.

The last card was called Going Downtown or something was the name of it. All the cards have a title. I think it was Going Downtown. town um card was, I drew the card, and it was go down on one of the opposing team members. Now, I started with Mr. Again, he looks at you with fear in his eyes again. I started with Mr. Commonwealth and smiled broadly and gave him a wink.

And I think it didn't freak him out he's uh he's a pretty open guy you know like uh so um yeah but he was laughing about it we were having a good old joke and then of course i asked every member of the group whether it would be okay if i went down on mrs commonwealth which i did and um yeah that was interesting and an exciting way to finish the game right before we headed to the bedroom yeah who made that call was that you yes it was you yeah i think because it was clear what was going to happen and we were all awkwardly sitting around pointed tabled objects and on leather couches and i just saw erect penises nah time to probably go to the bedroom.

Yeah, okay. I just didn't remember who called it, so it was obviously you. I knew it was one of us, and it wasn't me, so it should have been you. Now, Mr. and Mrs. Commonwealth are interested in, I guess, a little bit more of the kinkier side of the lifestyle. Well, they're just interested in kink. Yeah.

Yeah, which is uh that's where they by the sound of things with their started yeah with their tours in in um their the home country which is the uk um they spent sounds like they spent quite a bit of time in some of the kink locations yeah which we i mean they bought a bag with them bag of goodies which we have no no real problem with no not at all um we in fact really really, you should feel comfortable enough. I mean, the lifestyle is that open. If you have a favourite toy or something that's going to give you pleasure, Yeah, whatever.

why would you not maybe try to introduce that to the play? Yeah, whatever floats your boat. As long as it's okay for the other couple. I mean, don't come in with like, you know, a paddle. Fish hooks. Yeah. Don't come in with fish hooks thinking everybody's going to be into that. And then be like, who's first? Who wants fish hooks through their scrotum? I'm just thinking, like, electric, like, things on your nipples and, like, who's going first? Yeah, but there are electric things that some people are really into. I know. But I'm just saying, you probably. It's called a magic wand, I think.

You probably wouldn't just, like, bring it into the bedroom. Neon wand. Maybe without any discussion on. Yeah. Yes, I agree. Who wants ball clamps? I do. Yay! So, we went into the bedroom, and she yelled out. Yes, I was in my head. Yeah?

In my my head i had thought she would have been quite interested in we have um under under mattress uh suspense straps what are they called restraints restraints and live under our mattress full-time the cleaner finds them quite interesting why does your bed need to be tied down um it's it's a very light bed it's quite airy it sometimes tries to float away of its own accord um and i had thought because they're such into the kink scene in my head i thought that she would very much want to be restrained and have people um play with her playing. Flogging.

No, no, just her being the center of attention. In my head, that's what I thought would be of interest. I was very wrong. You were wrong. And in fact, you got a little pushy, I have to say, because you had set your mind on that thought so strictly.

Well, so what I thought was happening in my head i really honestly i thought that she was super keen on that and when she was when she first said no i was like oh she's only saying that because maybe she's a bit what does no mean it means no yeah that's right i thought she was saying it because she was a bit embarrassed or you know being a bit shy she meant she didn't want to do she meant She meant I do not want to do this. So, I then was restrained on the bed, face down. Yeah. So, Dee stepped in to save the day, as he does. To, I wasn't wearing my cape at the time.

I did have my underwear on the outside of my pants, though. Why is that? To keep them clean, of course. Exactly.

Who exactly who wants dirty underwear grandma always said always wear clean underwear so um so i actually said look see that this is no yeah that's a no so get on the bed get on the bed and i don't think you were particularly keen on it um because i had thought we were all going to be having her a center of attention yeah that's where my head space was at and so the table's being flipped on me quite rapidly i was like oh oh okay do you know what i've just realized right now is that you actually like having somebody else as the center of attention because you're a giver you like them to feel that i felt i feel like 10 podcasts ago you were like, wait a second, you love being center of attention.

No, you do love being center of attention, but only when pushed to do it. You enjoy it, but that's not your natural state. Your natural state is making somebody else feel pleasure. Are you sure that's not with new couples versus couples we've been with for a while? Because if we were to spend some time with one of our very sexy, very friendly couples in Sydney right now, which way would I go? I would probably be wanting to be the center of attention. Yeah, you're probably right. And have been on numerous occasions. That's because you, yeah. Right?

So I think it's probably more about the relationship. Yeah, I think you could be right. I know. You could be right. Look at me go. Fucking stupid. Hung over, one hour sleep. Two brain cells, they're all, they both teamed up together. They teamed up together. One was wandering over there and the other one was like, I'm hungry. Yeah, they got together. Maybe if we spit out a bit of knowledge, then she might feed us. She'll feed us. Well, you're wrong. You'll get half an orange. Then shut up. And shut up. And you'll like it. Yeah, so you were tied down.

Now, it's probably better for me to describe what was happening here. Can you have the thing over my eyes, just in case you don't remember? Yeah, I remember. So, I realized last night, we have no blindfolds. We did have. We had a silver one. Where did it go? Oh, we threw it out. I remember now. We have no blindfolds. La. There's that bloody one brain cell coming on over again. Yeah, that's right. Back off, man. So, we have no blindfolds. So, we have some restraint tape, some of the self-sticks-to-itself restraint tape. So I fashioned a blindfold out of a piece of restraint tape.

I don't know whether you can, like, you fashioned. I MacGyvered the fuck out of that. I don't think that's MacGyvered. Like, you tore some off, and then you put it on itself, and then it was a blindfold. I don't know whether that's MacGyvering. That's MacGyvering. Nor fashioning. Well, be nice because I have race tape in my toolbox. Shutting up. More well known as duct tape to those people out there. Electrical tape, I think people do that. No, no, it's not. No. 1,000-mile-an-hour tape? Just no. 1,000-mile-an-hour. Whatever. 100-mile-an-hour tape?

It's tape it hurts yeah so um uh so i fashioned you are so clever i fashioned some uh a mask out of that not a mask uh um i can't even remember what i fashioned anymore a blindfold so i fashioned a blindfold and c was face down that you were given the option i might add by the group face up face down no i asked um i asked mrs commonwealth you did and she said face down so then um face down we were there were three of us and variants and restrained i had yeah you were sorry yes we the three of us restrained you the legs either side of the bed arms either side of the bed yep so you were effectively starfished and that's the only acceptable time ever that you're allowed to be a starfish in the bedroom oh you're still moving there was still arching of back and things like that so you were far from a starfish You were just in the shape of a starfish.

Okay. Yeah. So you were still moving. There was still arching of back and things like that. So, you were far from a starfish. You were just in the shape of a starfish. Okay. Yeah. So, you were starfished, all relevant sexy bits exposed, except perhaps your breasts. And everyone started kissing on you and touching you. And there was some light spanking to start with, some light spanking of your arse. which, I mean, you can cover off whether you liked or disliked this when we get further into it, but I'll just explain what was happening. Sure. At that point, Mrs.

Commonwealth was kind of sitting off to one side, just seeing what was going on. Mr. Commonwealth was up the top of your body he was um kissing touching um handing out the spankings on your ass and then he came down to your bottom half i was i was down the bottom i was uh at that point just sort of using a vibrator no not yet okay i was uh this is my story your story, I thought you'd forgotten. Your story comes later.

I was touching your, I was touching on your legs and just sort of, you know, being caressed, just caressing you basically up and down the legs, inner thighs, brushing across your vagina, that sort of thing. And then Mr.

came down and he got uh quite involved started getting involved with her um giving her a kiss while he was spanking you and at this point he started wandering his hands started wandering down to your vagina uh and he was playing with your clit that sort of thing then um he started he his fingers went inside you he was still spanking you um she was then giving him a blow job whilst he was doing that with you um she she was also spanking you with one hand while she was giving him a blow job with the other hand um at this point i'd gotten to the point where i had um a finger inside you i was doing my best to massage your g-spot i still yet have not had my education from handsy so you know um and uh and i had a vibrator on your clip and at this point you were arching your back quite nicely and there was some moaning going on i think you were quite interested in what was happening now the next thing i'm going to say took you by surprise but i'm not sure you again you can answer this when you get into it but um mister was playing with your vagina and then he uh moved a finger up to your arsehole he touched your arsehole and he did that a couple of times and he i was watching him to make sure there was no transference of finger to vagina arsehole but he was playing with your arsehole i don't know whether he inserted or didn't but we'll come to that in a minute and uh and i looked up at you to make sure that you were still seeming comfortable and you hadn't said no you hadn't said stop or anything like that so um i looked at you and you looked okay you didn't look like you're freaking out so um so i let it continue and it appeared that you were enjoying it not enjoying it caught you by surprise didn't caught you by catcher by surprise anyway so i think that's basically the end of the story because we got to the point where you'd you'd said all right unhook me it's somebody else's turn you got to the end yeah it got quite it seemed to get a bit not full-on for you but you just wanted to be more involved than being tied down that's what my opinion yeah i was over being restrained so now your turn go from your side um it was it was interesting but also not being able to see what was going on i I mean, sometimes it can be sexy, but sometimes also, I mean, there's group play happening all around you.

So I had no idea for starters that Mrs. was sitting off to slide for a bit. I had then no idea that she was then giving him a blowjob. I obviously don't know who's touching me, which, you know, again, it adds to the mystery sometimes, sometimes it doesn't. I guess the thing to mention here, a good one to mention actually, and probably something we're going to do and we're going to do actually, and probably something we should have started with, is that we have not played with a couple anything kink-related first-time play. No.

This was the first, I mean, we've only done some light stuff with one couple. Yeah. Well, I mean, we were around some fairly hardcore stuff with the Adams. Yeah. I wouldn't call it hardcore. I wouldn't call it hardcore either.

I mean, you know, you wouldn't – for us, like, getting involved in kink on a first play session was quite a big thing, I I and I we'd spoken about it earlier in the evening because I'd sort of said look I think they're you know they're into the they're into kink and that's cool but you know I it's going to be interesting to see how far we would play what we would do how I felt about it so that was the first thing I I think that you know it was something new for us and probably something because we hadn't experienced it before you as you're playing and as you're being involved and progressing through the evening you know Thank you.

you know it was something new for us and probably something because we hadn't experienced it before you as you're playing and as you're being involved and and progressing through the evening you know you are thinking a little bit more about it you are kind of processing do i like it don't i like it if i do like it how much you know do i want to push the boundary a little bit more um so that's kind of i mean but that's kind of a that defines all of our play sessions really, doesn't it?

I mean, there's always an evolution of the night in terms of how it starts, how you believe it's going to go versus how it actually goes. Agreed. But also when you're restrained with first play with a brand new couple, there's levels of trust. There's a level of trust that you have to have because otherwise you may not, you know, be comfortable enough to, I guess, enjoy it. But anyway, so that was kind of floating around in my head. Then I, yeah, the asshole thing took me by surprise. Yeah. I've actually, I've only had one person, I think, touch my butt when we were mid-play. Not, I mean, out.

the arsehole thing took me by surprise yeah i've actually i've only had one person i think touched my butt when we were mid play not i mean outside of our like when we were in the lifestyle um so that took me by surprise plus also when when did that happen um with our friends from sydney okay okay i don't don't remember i mean it's because's because I'd only remember it if it was exceptionally good or exceptionally bad. That's what you remember, right?

I think probably because also it was like just during a puppy pile versus my butt sitting in the air and being restrained and you quite visibly seeing what was going on. I think that's probably a pretty big difference. So, yes, that caught me by surprise. Now. Good, bad, indifferent.

big difference um so yes that call me by surprise um now good bad indifferent uh it didn't allow me to relax i'm gonna say bad in that respect is that because you're scared that they might be to use to use a phrase that everybody enjoyed no it's because i'm scared you know i'm just thinking like okay we've been sitting around um I've been wearing latex, you know, and also this is a new play partner. Yeah. So, yeah, it's... So, just, I've got to interlude here.

No, I've got to interlude because I said something to you in the shower this morning and it's the best reaction I've ever fucking seen out of you uh so um i said oh he you know he played with your asshole and then he licked his finger if you can imagine the girliest little arm wave thing going it was fucking hilarious it wasn't the case at all i was totally pulling the piss but it was sorry i'm still seeing it It was fucking hilarious. I was't the case at all. I was totally pulling the piss, but it was, sorry, I'm still seeing it. It was fucking hilarious.

I was mid-towel drying off too, so that was funny. Yeah, it was. Yeah, so because of the fact that it took me by surprise and all the rest of it, I was a bit like, what? And I knew that it wasn't you as well. Like, I could tell enough that it wasn't you. So it took away from the...

Yeah, so it just it just like my mind then at that point was elsewhere okay so so it was so it's bad in terms of your mind was it good bad or indifferent in terms of the actual in different in terms of the stimulation i would say okay no problem so um so in future if that were to happen, should I allow it to happen or should I stop it? I think allow it because if it's indifferent, then... Well, not if it's going to take away from your experience. I would have thought that if it's taking away... But only because also I wasn't prepared and physically or mentally prepared for it.

Different situation. I was restrained. I couldn't see what was going on. I didn't know it was coming. You were physically prepared? Yes, I was. I don restrained. I couldn't see what was going on. I didn't know it was coming. You were physically prepared. Yes, I was. And I was about to say that. Also, another thing that we spoke about when we were in the shower this morning, I said, thank God I did a lot of like maintenance in the morning before they came over, particularly around that whole area. There was an arsehole shaving. There was a cleansing.

And I was super happy about that situation because, my God, just springing that on someone. Yeah. Yeah, it was. That was the second funniest comment this morning. So you may have noticed we're actually doing, we're sharing our debrief with you effectively. We've not, we actually. We haven't spoken about this. Thank you.

that was the second funniest comment this morning so you may have noticed we're actually doing we're sharing our debrief with you effectively we've not we actually we haven't spoken about this we actually on purpose tried our dearest not to speak about this so we could give you an idea the only things we spoke about this morning was are you okay yeah how are we both feeling about each other a relationship is everything good that just relationship quick debrief but not about the night yeah just to make sure that everything was okay did you feel safe how you're feeling about each other a relationship is everything good that that just relationship quick debrief but not about the night yeah just to make sure that everything was okay did you feel safe how are you feeling about it all the rest of it so very the really freaking important stuff you have a debrief happen later it's fine it can happen now but it's happening now yeah so the um okay so next step from that you i walked around and unbuckled you because nobody could figure out how to drive the buckles.

Yeah, so I unbuckled you. Yep, yep. And I even actually, you left my left leg one on and it took me a second because it was dark as well. To figure out how to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't that dark? Wasn't it? No. It was more orange than dark. All right. Well, I couldn't figure it out. Velcro, apparently. Velcro strap, really tough to understand. Yeah. And then her and I had the dildo. I'd forgotten about this. Wow. This is why I said to you we need to do this podcast today. This was sexy. Like morning after. Because I knew if we did this in like a week.

So I actually, I neglected to add something here because that, the dildo, the double-ended dildo, during you being face down, she actually used that on you as well. Oh, okay. Yeah. So I missed, I don't know when that happened, but it did. She used that on you as well. Yep. So we had the double-ended dildo, her and I. She had it in first. Quite a big black dildo. It's pretty big. I have to say, and you may have inserted it into me with, I'm going to say, gusto. I'm going to say gusto. Wow, no. It felt like gusto. It wasn't. It was actually quite slow.

You don't remember me saying oh my god this is huge yes i do remember that because i was being i it is bigger in girth than my cock and i know if i insert my cock with gusto you go oh my god this is huge it hasn't changed in the last i'm gonna going to say, 25 years in terms of its size. But you are always, if I go too fast, you always say, oh, my God, that's big. So I knew this thing was going to be big for you. So I actually applied an immense amount of lubricant to it. Yes, there was. It was like dripping off the bottom of a double-end dildo.

And I actually went in quite slowly because I knew that you would struggle with the girth of the device. Well, if that's you going in slowly and, oh, my God, thank God you were claiming not to go in with gusto then. So after it settled, was it okay? Yes, it was okay. When did we play with her with the Hitachi before or after this? Before. Oh, I skipped a section. I'm getting the feeling that she's not a clitoral girl. Not at all. Yeah. I was like... You were like, oh my God, I've got to use that Hitachi on you. You don't know what it is. Oh my God.

Yeah, I was like, you're going to buy one of these tomorrow. The Hitachi is the best thing ever. Yeah, you're kind of weird when it comes to Hitachi. I'm sure everybody out there in the world of podcasts. That's me and my can hit the next note. Do. This one. No, you can't hit it. Nobody can hit that note. So, yeah. She didn't like it. She was like, nah, it's all right. She's like, nah. I think she's a vaginal girl. And you know what was going through my head at that point in time? What am I doing wrong? Why doesn't she like it? Why doesn't she like me? Why is she not coming already?

Fucking high school again. I know. God damn it. My performance was on par. So anyway, then when we had the double dildo in, you then grabbed the Hitachi again, put a condom on it, and then used it on me. You, whilst you girls were going at each other with the double dildo, which was really nice to watch, I have to say. Yeah, I would like to see that again. Okay. Yeah, I really like that. I think there's a few things there.

So both the ladies are white or light-skinned for starters so there was a black dildo dark dark black dildo with is there any other type of black i just think to myself now a black dildo double into duo two you know very um fair-skinned ladies so there's that contrast in color for starters and also it i mean i don't know whether you know this but there was would have been only i'm going to say four inches left in the middle and it was a good a foot and a half of dildo bigger maybe so to know where that was was kind of exciting as well leads me to my next point though yeah i do get worried about double-ended dildos and as you say there was only a couple of inches between four that's moving moving around moving in and out potential for um transfer of body fluids now i was keeping a very good eye on that because i have the same concern as you which is why the double-ended dildo you've used in the past is a s i think it's an s dildo or something but it's got a I'll see you next time.

very good eye on that because i have the same concern as you which is why the double-ended dildo you've used in the past is a s i think it's an s dildo or something but it's got a lump yeah it's not like it's not like a straightish yeah it's got a lump in the middle to make sure that you can't go either side which so that's why you may not have noticed this but the majority of time i either had my hand on the middle of the dildo or i was eagle eyeing it it. So it... I just figured you were really involved. Yeah, well, there was that as well. But there was at least a four.

I was wondering why your head was like in the middle. I thought that was a bit awkward. Well, I was trying to go down on you both. There's a challenge going down on two girls at once. Like literally at once. No. Not possible? you could if they were like sitting scissoring maybe a little bit on top of each other but i think that everyone would be disappointed in that scenario yeah but i mean you're now talking about a three-way blowjob for a man you know it's great visually very spectacular but it's better if just one person does it right. Yeah. But, yeah, so that was – I really liked that.

I liked that. Then, again, I had enough of that. So I was like, get me out of this situation. Why is that? I just get over it. Not because you were getting hurt or – No, no. I wasn't getting off either, though. So, you know. Yeah, but that unfortunately explains your entire night doesn't it no but i just you know i know i it's like when you just want a position change up yeah okay i'll use that kind of similar thing you just like time for a change time time for something else yep fair enough cool yep so where do we go from there don't remember i do i asked a I asked a question.

Oh, you then said, can I fuck your wife? Yes, I did ask that question. And the consensus around the entire group was yes. Do you want to explain that then? What, the consensus or the actual function? No, you having sex with Mrs. Yeah, of course. So I grabbed a condom and you went to the bathroom or something. Yeah. Well, yes, I went to the bathroom because, again, I was like double-ended dildo. You know, I was going to freshen. You were being cautious. Yeah, you were going to freshen before anything, any other play happened. So, I got up.

We were kind of chatting as well, I think, because it was only when you got back that I'd actually gotten to the point of getting a condom on. Yeah, but you'd asked him when I was in the bathroom if you could fuck his wife. No, you weren't. I just came out and then you asked me. No, I asked before you left. Okay. Absolutely. I would not have asked him alone. I know you were in the room when I asked. Maybe I was on my way to the bathroom. Yeah, that's what I just said. You were on your way, and I must have talked – we must have talked for a while before you came back. I see.

Because only by the time you'd gotten back had I – actually, I hadn't even put the condom on. I'd still – anyway. Okay, so hold on. That's a good question. So you've asked permission. I've then left the room. Yeah. Would you then start play when I'm out of the room? Well, I wouldn't, me personally.

but that's a good question so you've asked permission i've then left the room yeah would you then start play when i'm out of the room well i wouldn't me personally but that's just because i enjoy seeing you play as well so i wouldn't out of out of um i suppose i'm going to call it respect because i can't think of another word because i also drank quite a lot of scotch last night. So I'm just going to say it's a respect thing. I feel if you're not in the room, and we haven't agreed to separate room play either, you and I. So for me, I would say no. I wouldn't do it.

Unless you had actually said on the way out, hey. Start without me. Yeah, start without me. Then I may consider it. But even then, I mean, for me, it's still about watching me. Don't let your meal go cold. Start without me. Yeah, start without me. Then I may consider it. But even then, I mean, for me, it's still about watching me. Don't let your meal go cold. Start without me. So, yes. And then, so I rolled a condom on and on the way back, I handed you a condom and asked whether it was with my mouth or my eyes, are you okay and do you want this?

Yeah, you have this look and it is pretty hilarious because you're bald that you get when you have like this raised eyebrow and this happened this happens five or six times during a session it's kind of like no but you're also you raise your eyebrows you kind of like jag your eyes to one side and you kind of give me this like meh kind to look. Well, that's me checking to make sure you're okay. I'm just saying, it happens multiple times, and it's, yeah, you've got this, like... Well, I'm glad you know the look, because that's what the fucking look's for.

It's to make sure your everything's okay. Actually, and sometimes you do lip, like, Megaman? And just for the record, see, he is horrible at reading lips. Oh, yeah. Hence why I said Mega Man. Because you don't even know what I'm asking. I'm like, what? Cheese and bacon. What? In the middle of... Who smells or tastes like cheese and bacon? What? France Eiffel Tower. Yeah, so I do have a look.

I'm glad you know that that because we've never discussed the look but i do have a it's it's as caring as i can do as a look in terms of are you okay okay is everything all right so when i gave you the condom i gave you i pushed i put a condom on my hand and i put it put it toward you and i gave you. And that, to me, is saying if you pick up the condom, then you're okay with what? Then you're probably going to have sex with him as well. You shall not pass. What the fuck? I don't know. Move on. So if you pick up the condom, then you're okay.

Combined with the look, I would expect you, if you're not okay, to actually to actually stop to grab me then and say hey yep let's have a conversation about this so anyway you picked up the condom so i assume that you're okay with it which it appears you were so continue on so continuing on i uh then uh because we haven't spoken about this so like hurry up you had sex with another woman can you please run through the detail So I pushed her down Well she was on the bed But I pushed her back up on the bed a little bit So that I could get some leg room You need some leg room As a guy I don't think girls realise this They always position you in places Where you can't get enough leg room And I pushed myself into her And then Slowly I would imagine Yeah of course I'm just checking yeah yeah i mean gusto no you've got to be polite with this stuff you can't just i mean you might hurt somebody which is bad for two reasons reason one just bad for everybody yeah i don't think we need to explain it just bad okay it's just bad so um so yeah and then uh i i don't I don't know.

What do you explain from there? I fucked her. I fucked her hard. I fucked her slow. So, she was on her back the whole time? Yeah. And she had her legs kind of? Depends. So, her legs were apart some of the time. She'd also put her legs up on my shoulders. Oh, you had her legs on? Okay. Oh, I do remember that, yeah. And also her legs were up at her chest. Like, you know, so I don't know how else you can describe it. Knees to chest is the best way I can put it.

And I did actually try to manoeuvre into another position, but I think she was happy with that position because she sort of – I'm not going to say she stopped me, but there was definitely some resistance to moving. Where were you trying to move her to? The dog. Thank you.

was happy with that position because she she sort of i'm not going to say she stopped me but there was definitely some resistance to where were you trying to move her to um the dog yeah so that could be a trust thing first time play could be that she wanted to see what was going on with her partner i agree so hence why i didn't push it so um so yeah and then uh about so yeah that and that was it so good bad indifferent um it was so it was first time play right for starters so it was We'll see you next time.

about so yeah and that was it so good bad indifferent um it was so it was first time play right for starters so it was don't get me wrong sex sex is always good excuse me i'm just swallowing some scotch um sex is always good but i think first time play is always a little awkward yeah because you don't know what they want um sometimes your head goes you're getting used to another person's body as well plus i'm also i'm still bird dogging for you to make sure bird dogging yeah bird dogging you just made that up and it makes no sense you mean like eagle-dogging. Bird-dogging is a thing.

We'll totally explain this to her later. To all my American friends out there, you know what I'm talking about. So I was watching you intently to make sure that there was nothing happening that made you feel awkward. Bird-dogging.

Search out or pursue with dogged determination i sit corrected yes urban dictionary bird dogging so um we so yeah we we were i was enjoying i was absolutely enjoying myself uh it it was it was good was it great no no head she didn't give you any head oh sorry she did yes before we when did that happen i don't know it did happen though i can't remember when it happened though it was before the condom went on so that was it when you were playing with me no no it was after that when i was in the bathroom then no no it wasn't no it wasn't while you're in the bathroom i don't't remember when it was.

Okay. Maybe it was while she... No. I don't know. Honestly, I can't remember. Let me think about it, but I don't really know. I know you were in the room because I remember I was touching your... Then it must have been... I know when it was. It must have been when we were using the double dildo. Had to have been. Yes, it it was absolutely yeah that's why was it just by my i deduced by uh by using your two brain cells pushed mash together in a mega cell yeah um yeah so that that i mean i don't know what else to explain it was it was hot it was nice. She seemed to enjoy it. Flexible? Flexible?

She was quite flexible, yeah. She seemed quite flexible. Yeah. She seemed to enjoy it. She seems to, she seemed like maybe she had been to a yoga studio or two in a day. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. But yeah, it was fun. I mean, I had fun. Okay. Yeah. And what about what you were looking at when I was elsewhere? So I was... Explain your bird dogging. Okay, so I was looking also... So you guys are in a few positions, I suppose. He started on... For starters, you couldn't get the condom on, which was fucking hilarious. We need to do some condom training.

Look, in my defense, he has actually got a girth, and also he was not super hard. Yeah. And then add that and the foreskin and the whole situation, and yes, there was a bit of difficulty. Yeah. Look at the smile you've got on. Yes, there was a small amount of difficulty to the point where he put the condom on. I asked him to. Yeah, because he asked you to put it on. No, I just had it in my hand. Okay. So anyway, so I was watching you guys. I saw that you... Did you laugh at that point? Internally. Yes. Yes, I did internally. Like, I can't wait to take the piss out of C later.

I'm going to remember this. Yeah, absolutely. So he's there having sex with a woman and thinking to himself, I have to commit this error to memory just so i can take the piss out of her yeah absolutely so it was um it was it was pretty funny it was pretty fun so bird dogging yeah um so then then what so i was watching you you guys go through a number of positions um you started started in missionary. Then you went to you on top. Then you went to... Missionary. Missionary again. Oh, that's right. And you were at the end of the bed.

But then we'd swapped around because the original missionary, me on top, sorry, was right next to you on top of her. Yeah. And so then when we swapped and went back to missionary with me on my back, we'd moved down to the other side of the bed. So I could actually look up. Yeah, I know what you're saying. I could actually look up. From where I was, I could look up and I could see him going in and out of you. Okay. Which was really nice. I liked that. That was hot. So, yeah. So, that was my side of it. What's your side? So, we struggled with the condom. Let's go back to that bit.

So, he put the condom on. Then, yes, it was missionary for a bit. Then I said, how about I get on top? I have a move that I like to do. You like being on top. But, unfortunately, it was not going to work during this particular sex play. Yeah, you need to – the move you do, it needs to be rock solid. Yeah. You need a rock solid cock. You do. And I think he was, I'm going to say 70% most of the time, which I think is – Drinks plus play. First time play as well.

So I that's understandable and you're you're gonna i mean he's gonna have another chance to be 100 yeah so that move it was just not gonna so that that's why i actually wanted to go on top initially i was on top for a little bit and then i said yeah let's let's change it up um because i wanted to then go into that move and it just was not going to happen so no um then yeah then we went back into me on my back and but i was half off the bed yeah and so in the end i actually had to have my hand on the wall and it reminds me probably gonna need to go clean the wall today um my hand on the wall to stabilize myself on the bed yeah but because he was obviously fucking me on top and then I was falling off the bed as he was propelling me that way.

But I know that I'm sure that wasn't the best position for you to be in. It was a good view for us. We actually both commented on the fact that this is a nice view that we've got. Well, actually, we do that sometimes. Like, we will just be having sex and then falling half off the bed and we'll just continue on. Yeah. It's quite good. Yeah. Different penis, different moves. Yeah. So, good, bad, indifferent? It was good. As you say, first time play. Probably would have liked a little bit more. I felt that the evening probably started with a bit of separation, I would say. A bit of separation.

A bit of segregation, yeah. Between? Between the couples, between us all. It was not, I prefer more interaction. Oh, sorry. So when we were playing, you prefer puppy pile style versus us and them? Yeah. And also just like there wasn't a lot of like kissing and. Good point, actually. That as well kind of, you know, that would have been a good one for me. I mean, normally when we have sex, we have sex with a couple, period. But when we have sex first time, I mean, generally, there is a lot of kissing because that's the build-up to fucking. People want to get into this progression of let's kiss.

You know what was missing out of this whole session? She didn't touch me. Foreplay. Yeah. There was no foreplay. It went straight to... can't remember she's is she supposed to be bisexual yeah right so there was no i mean normally okay so let's put this into perspective you've got four people they're in a first time play you've got two bisexual women what is the general progression you tell me well no i mean i don't i think everybody knows the general progression, how it goes. Maybe people don't know and they're interested to hear it. Well, okay, so let's run through it.

Kissing, touching a breast, touching a vagina. Guys will not let them come in. Going down on each other, perhaps. Well, the guys will be involved, touching, be there, involved, and switching of the – Right. Because what you're describing is foreplay. Right. Foreplay was missing. Okay. Soft swap was... If you want to put this into definition... Kissing, soft swap. Kissing, foreplay, soft swap, full swap. You know what's missing? We didn't do the foreplay or soft swap. We just went straight to full swap. And that's probably my fault.

I i just realized that now that would have made the night significantly more interesting and please understand guys the night was interesting really enjoyed it you're midst debrief here so we're this is the stuff that's coming out of our minds and look this is why it was good it was the first time play was it great no and this is the reasons why it wasn't yeah so we again we've so this is why we have a. It was a first-time play. Was it great? No. And this is the reasons why it wasn't. Yeah. So, again, this is why we have a debrief.

So, we learn this shit, and next time I'm not such a dumbass and say, I want to fuck your wife, straight up front. We actually spend a bit more time in the foreplay part and the soft swap part. Because the soft swap and foreplay part is the lead-up to the sex. I also was actually quite surprised about how abruptly it ended. Really? Yeah. I was expecting it to go for at least another half an hour, 45 minutes. Well, can I say we were taking a break. I think the guys were having a break because remember, we both got up and adjusted the air conditioning down twice. Holy shit, it was hot.

Why was it so hot? Do you really need me to embarrass you with technology on the podcast? No, thank you. So let's not do that. Oh, God. Yeah, he was – everyone was sweating. Everyone was sweating. Everyone. Everyone was sweating. So we did get up and I got up to go to the bathroom again and I was again refreshing. I got up and actually turned the air conditioning to where it needed to be to cool the room down. At that point, Mrs. got up and went to the bathroom. And then got a drink. So everyone was having a bit of a break. And this is what I mean. I had then expected play to begin.

It was a break initially. But then what happens sometimes is after the first bit of play, somebody gets tired. Because it is... And it wasn't me because I'd not only had a nap, but I'd had three or four espresso martinis. You were not ready for start. You were ready to play again. Yeah. and actually I think probably I was ready to then have a bit of... Play with me. For play, play with you. Yeah. And it just did not, it was not there. No. But I think that would have happened had she have not, again, first time round. But he was kind of also laying there pretty relaxed.

He was, well, you gave him a fucking massage. Later, later, after I realised that there was no play going to happen again. But anyway, so we finished up, we all laid there, and we did what we enjoy, actually. We I'll see you next time.

a fucking massage later later after i realized that there was no play going to happen again but anyway so we finished up we all laid there and we did what we enjoy actually we sat around naked talking to our friends that we just had sex with i'm actually just to step back a bit i'm pretty happy with the fact that you were interested in second time around you were interested in going again yeah that's a new thing because normally our first time around you're but play sessions only last longer that's the thing like play sessions because they this one was missing that whole first like it's missing half yeah normally when we play with our partners in sydney right it goes for much longer because you're missing that first section so what you're saying is if you want a long play session with c skip the the foreplay.

If you want a short but exciting play session, don't. What? What? The foreplay's awesome. I know. I was taking the piss, babe. Relax. I don't know. I was.

So, no, I'm actually quite excited that you've found this couple interesting enough that you you were and forget the fact that you're worn out or not worn out but you found them interesting enough to play with second time around so that's pretty exciting to me because that means you find them interesting yeah which is sexy to me and actually makes me kind of horny just thinking about the fact that you like that awesome yeah so we sat around naked we sat around naked and we chatted chatted which is actually sometimes the best part it's pretty good it's pretty nice best part but it's nice because you kind of you get to you get to kind of reconnect you have a bit of a laugh and i guess it shows that you are comfortable yes you're comfortable in your skin but you're comfortable with the other people yeah because you know, I mean, when you're sitting, when you're sitting around on a bed, you're not sitting there, straight backed no you're petite legs for days you're sitting there a little bit hunched over which means what happens skin starts to fold you know well it's just it's just a more relaxed scenario right you just you just you you go from being night out night out and styled to being chillaxed naked sweaty and chillaxed yeah um so yeah all in all good fun fun evening so was it good yes because why we had a great time we shared some laughter we had a you know good.

Good people. Good people. Intelligent conversation. Eccentric dude. Nice cheese. Cheese and wine that I've been looking forward to all week, I have to say. Yeah. And yeah, we got to have a bit of fun and we learned some new things. So all in all, good night. Yeah, absolutely. And I mean, to finish the night, basically, we chatted for, I'm going to say, 45 to an hour. Then the guys got dressed and we walked them out. Walked them out. They caught their cab and off they went. And obviously, we always follow up with a message to say thanks for a great night. Yeah. Which we did.

And that was the end of the, well, nearly the end of the evening. We then came back. God, I'm hungry. You said you were so hungry. We opened a bag of of uh no we got the bread and we had some more cheese that's right yeah i had just i think we finished i had six bagels vegemite sandwiches please i mean shut up i was like is that vegemite six it's like it's one in the morning why are are you doing that? Vegemite and thick butter. Oh, my God. It was heaven. You did have butter too. Yeah, I had butter. Wow. And then what? Watched a movie for a little bit?

We just had a bit of a wind down, I suppose, because you were still tweaking, I'm going to say, on your coffee. Yeah, probably. So we sat down and just relaxed and then – Had a bit of water and just – Yeah, I just asked whether you were all right, whether we were okay. And we sort of chillaxed for a little. It was still reasonably early. One, it was one. Yeah, which is for a swinging adventure is generally reasonably early. So yeah, and then we – off to bed we went. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I didn't sleep, as we know. I came out here, but I don't know. Again, I'm running on caffeine like a wild thing.

I cleaned up the house before you'd even woken up and come out. Now, I have to add something here. We have not had sex since. No. No. What do you feel on that we haven't had sex in nine hours this is outrageous but normally normally it's normally that night or next morning we have some form of sex whether it connection sex whatever yeah whether it be it may just be serious foreplay to orgasm or proper sex. So what's your take on that? Why this time different? I don't know, to be honest. No reason. Like no standout reason that I could think of. Nothing in particular. Yeah, okay. No, me neither.

I mean, I'm feeling pretty relaxed with us. You know, it's not like... But I still feel we need some reconnection sex at some point you just want sex um yeah certainly part of it yeah but also no no i mean it's not just that it really isn't it's also because you know the the person in the room that i care about the most is you i tell you what you make me a pizza for lunch and you got yourself a deal Done. I mean, I've already got the handmade bases done. That's why I'm saying it. So, yeah. So. is you. I tell you what, you make me a pizza for lunch and you got yourself a deal. Done.

I mean, I've already got the handmade bases done. That's why I'm saying it. So, yeah. So, yeah, for me, I think that's still important. And we're seeing them again, right? You want to see them again? Yeah, I'd love to see them again. Great. Yeah. You? Yep. Sweet. Cool. Good couple. So, that's the end of that podcast. So, thanks for listening, guys. You can catch us, actually, on Twitter. If you guys follow us on Twitter or if you don't, we're at Swing Down Under. And we posted up some photos of the outfit that I wore yesterday. Yeah. So check it out. Check it out because it's hot. Yeah.

I took good photos. And I did do a link of the lingerie that I was wearing. But what we might do is maybe post up the website for the lingerie. Yeah, we'll add it to the end of the notes. Yeah, it's got some good stuff. We'll put it in the notes. I think they're from Poland, right, or something like that. It's good and it's good quality and reasonably priced, which is kind of an unusual combination. If you do this latex dress, for example, in some websites or in some cities would be hundreds and hundreds of dollars. And I think we paid, I'm going to say, like 70 euro.

No, because that would be hundreds of dollars. How much was it? I don't remember. Yeah, you really don't. $70 maybe. $70 maybe. No. It was up there. That was the most expensive because that one's actually handmade. $65, yeah. Oh, my God. So far off. Dollars. I can't believe that far off. Right. So you can also catch us on email. And we had a few emails recently that I think we should probably talk about in a different podcast, a particularly funny one. But you can catch us on email. It's cnd at swingingdownunder.com.

So we have another podcast coming that's going to put together a few funny, bad. Snippets. Exciting, crazy snippets. What's going on here in Asia? That's right. Swinging in Asia. Yeah, and we were supposed to release that before this one, but this one was pretty exciting, pretty interesting. And also we didn't want to forget anything. And we didn't want to forget anything. You'd forgotten a whole double dildo scenario. Yeah, I know, right? What the fuck? I don't know. And it was one of my favourite parts of the evening. I don't know how that happened. Me neither.

All the people listening right now are sitting there like, dude. What I do know is... I'm on my way to work right now with a coffee and you're forgetting about double dildo play with two women. Are you fucking kidding me? That's what they're thinking. What I do know is that we need a double dildo. Really? Yeah. Okay. Can you get the one with the knot thing in the middle? Yep. Perfect. Already on it. Some people might consider that like that's a little stopper because, you know, get off my side of the dildo, bitch. That's my length.

Like, you know, you're not on my side of the armrest kind of scenario. It's like the armrest in the middle of the airplane. Yeah. We're not going to have a problem, are we? Stop stealing my length. That's my bit of the dildo. You're on my side of the dildo. We're not going to have a problem, are we? Yeah, back off. Can't't help it i'm just deep um we're gonna sign off with that can't help it i'm just deep can't help it i'm just deep that's us uh thanks for listening this is c and this is d and this is swinging down under