Killing Kittens and Red Heaven Events – P21

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This is C. And this is D. And this is Swinging Down Under. Thanks very much for joining us tonight guys. We're actually going to talk about two recent sexy events that we've been to. Yeah, absolutely. Both of which were a whole lot of fun. A whole lot of fun. And new and exciting events for us actually. Ones that we had not previously been privy to. And some of them people who are astute and have looked through our Twitter feed, which is swinging down under, is, they would have actually seen some of the photos from these events. Events. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Do you want to give the game away? Even a photo maybe of your, is your face on one of those photos? Half my face. Half your face. So, what we're going to talk about tonight is... Less than half. Less than half. A third. A third. It's actually an interesting little global party that has pockets across the world. And one of the pockets is Killing Kittens Australia. So I think, correct me if I'm wrong, Dee, but did this originally start in London or the UK? UK, yeah. It started in the UK. Invitation only, I believe, event. I think you can request, yeah.

You can request, yeah, but there's a very strict process in terms of how you come on board after that request. However. Well, we actually received very randomly. We were at the, you know, the gym, you know, totally pumping iron and getting all hot and stuff. Oh, wow. Uh, yes. And for anyone who's ever seen a photo of me, they will understand that iron pumping is... We were burning off the wine consumed the night before, sweating that out. Totally. So, Killing Kittens... Going to the gym tomorrow. No, yeah.

We received an invite actually, um, via invite actually via Twitter and I'm going to mention the profile. It's at Lucy B, L-U-C-I-E, B-E-E. Now, Lucy B, and I'll pop her up on our website, is an entertainer. On our Twitter feed, you'll pop her up. Yes, as well as our website, our podcast feed. Okay. He's an entertainer here down in Sydney and also does a little bit of, what's that, con, what's the stuff? Oh, wow. Comic-Con sort of stuff. I've been searching this. She does a lot of that. Oh, my God. I can't believe I've got more. That's cool.

Anyway, so she, a little bit off topic, but she invited us to this party and we thought, why not? You know, it'surday night we're at the gym we're pretty boring at this point let's see what we can do and throw together a bit of an outfit i guess yeah absolutely it was uh especially because killing kittens is a masquerade event always i believe it's always a masquerade event but all but the actual attire can change from time to time so So, for example, the next one coming up, I believe, is like Slinky Gold or something like that. Slinky Gold? I don't know.

What, they're going to make you walk downstairs? I don't know. They're trying to fancy it up. They're trying to fancy it up. It's a pretty fancy event. It is a pretty fancy event. So, yeah, it's a masquerade party. We obviously have... C is not choosing her words well this evening. And D is not saying anything.

She's about to tell me to piss off i think so we we have masks and obviously from from many other masquerade balls we've been to at our secret spot yeah we're total masquerade sluts we we headed along and look a bit of an intro i guess d if you want to mention into the kittens concept because you knew more about killing kittens than I had. Yeah, absolutely.

Well, only because I, like all the events, had done the research probably up front, but not only that, but quite a while ago as well because I didn't even realize there was a killing kittens in Australia, let alone in Sydney, in our own backyard. So I had looked into it, and realistically, it is all about the ladies. So the rules... Sorry, this is different to every other example. How? Well, the rules are, I suppose, somewhat different in that the males of the couples or of the singles are expected not to approach the females. It's actually the other way around.

The females should approach the males the females should uh drive the conversation and also actions yeah uh so it's a very female focused environment a little bit of a different concept to kind of i guess where you would expect to normally head to a swinging couples party and certainly both you know both members are as included and as uh expected to perform as each other but in this case you are still expected to but you don't engage unless you're the woman yeah absolutely i mean it's not a it's it's it is a very it is quite a different concept because it's not really a swingers party per se it's a sexy event that may have some play, I suppose, is the best way to look at it with some really highbrow individuals because this Killing Kittens both locally and also internationally does not come cheap.

No. I mean, to put it in perspective for you guys out there, I mean, a Killing Kittens party will set you back about $300 Australian dollars.

So convert that quickly to the states i don't know what are we saying yeah it's like 450 dollars yeah for the night so um the difference with it is though is that the killing kittens parties are held in in private locations generally in city locations and uh in beautiful locations normally very nice locations very well put together very modern um you know obviously the facilities generally are top top class um and all of the and also you get booze and the alcohol is included and generally some canapes as well yes which is very very different to um now canapes not so much i mean canapes is normally included or some form of nibblies, you know, to keep the energy up.

Yeah. But alcohol is normally not included because certainly in Australia, the serving of alcohol at a sex event or swingers event is actually illegal. Yeah, I'm really not too sure whether that is so much here. I mean, you shouldn't.

I know in some countries you can't serve alcohol where there is sex expected totally illegal okay totally he's giving me the eyebrows that that apparently is code for it's illegal um see so there we go learn something new tonight yeah both eyebrows went up well it's monobrow though babe oh snap so um yes it's a little bit different it's obviously so you It's obviously, you know, coming into this kind of event, you have high expectations. Am I right? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, well, we certainly put on our best garb for the evening. We wanted to be sure that we looked very sexy.

I mean, you always look sexy. That's really not a problem. Now I'm remembering.

It was a red event because I wore my red lace number okay i don't remember the red event okay so it was but it was it was a masquerade so it was a red masquerade event was it yes yeah i think so it was like a red outfit and a masquerade you may have noticed that this happened a little while back now we may have almost noticed also noticed that um we haven't been here for a while and sorry for that you mentioned on the last podcast that uh that we were going away and it's all my fault so let's just move on let's just apologize let's not dwell on it let's just move forward i agree with that in mind so we we got there on time we got in a cab headed over there obviously got dressed in a cab headed over got on time.

On time's good. Probably on time, yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you actually go back to one of our original podcasts, you hear us talking about arrival times of clubs. And obviously, you know, when you're a newbie and you go to your first event, you are there way too early. Yeah. Come a down a notch or two. You know, you want to kind of get there when there's a few people. Mainly because you're normally, you've had a few drinks before you go in an attempt to be more courageous. So, head on time. I remember walking up to the door thinking, actually, is this the door?

Yeah, because it was a regular house, right? Regular house. Regular house. But not only a regular house, but it was an inner city house, which means in our particular case it was terraced housing terraced i just said terraced housing which is a cross between terrace and terraceds okay yeah i'm not really sure why hybrid house yeah energy efficient um yeah i actually don't know what i was expecting walking up to that door funny funny idea because in your, if you head up to a door and you're not really too sure of the address, you can see streamers or balloons or like...

Especially because we had our masks on already. Oh, yeah. And we were... That's a bit weird. Yeah. Standing kind of in the middle of the city on a Saturday night. With masks on. A lot of foot traffic. And you open the door or you knock on the door. Yeah. And they open it and it's a woman in her pajamas with a two-year-old child standing beside her. That would be weird. Oh, that was the next door. Yeah. Oh, sorry, wrong door, wrong door. No, look, walked in, beautiful house. We were actually only the second guest to arrive. We were greeted by Lucy B. Yep. Yep, which is great. Yeah, absolutely.

And Lucy B's partner was another kitten for the evening. Actually, and something to mention, the hosts, do they or do they not ever wear masks? No, they don't. And why is that D? Because the kittens are always the unmasked ones in the room so that they can make people feel welcome because covering the eyes can generally have a little bit of a standoffish effect on people. So that was pretty interesting. So they were the only ones wearing the mask. When we first walked in, I was like, not wearing a mask. First walked in, I thought, you lazy buggers. You're hosting the party.

You don't have any masks on. See had not done her research. You can see this. Then I, you know, that came to light. So, you know, it's an interesting concept. But we were the second ones there. And at that point in time, they were still kind of almost setting up. There was no tunes, no music. We had caught the Killing Kittens group a little off guard, I think, is the best way to put it. Because typically the person who does run these events... Was away. Was away. And she unfortunately had a fairly nasty week leading up to that. And I'm not going to blurt out.

I mean, we do know what happened, but I'm not going to throw that out there because I don't think it's appropriate. No, absolutely not. But she'd had a really shit week. Yeah. And because of that. Obviously the party was the furthest thing from her mind. As it should have been. Yeah, absolutely.

So, you know, we were kind of thrown into the to the mix of it but honestly i think that the hosts um with the time that they had and everything that they could arrange did fairly well i mean there was no music they were scrambling around to get that you know they were obviously very conscious of it um the the house though was spectacular although it why do we not have multi-million dollar terrace houses actually just i just thinking about that now we did We did actually have a look at that.

Because we were quite concerned about turning up to a terrace house in Sydney without understanding what it was like. So we did a quick search. We have a couple of investment properties of our own. Because of that, we've got some access to some data on that. We had a quick look and lo and behold, the property is actually worth $2.8 million, or that was what it sold for. So naturally, we bought two on the spot, and here we are, actually. This is our last podcast, because we're now rolling in it. Yeah, exactly.

So we knew right up front that it was going to be a very nice property, and it didn't let us down.

Yes, absolutely i think we've dwelled enough on that let's let's move let's move through okay me pick the next thing then that's what are we talking about d okay so we were um you had the punch i do remember that we were invited downstairs oh yeah um and i have forgotten his name which is quite quite bad of me um lucy b's partner was there as well and he had made some punch for the evening and two different varieties i don't remember what they're really mixed out of but there was a pink one and an orange one and i and he thought that no one would want the pink one and you're like no bring it pink one's awesome i think i think i actually ate well i'm i drank the majority of both punches i'll say that out loud um the punches did have some punch which was good or some kick the punch had some kick yeah uh and uh yeah and there was also some uh sparkling sparkling white i have an announcement oh here we go lucy b's partner is charlie oh and how do you know that because i thanked her for a lovely evening as you do, again, if you want to Lucy B's partner is Charlie.

Oh, and how do you know that? Because I thanked her for a lovely evening, as you do. Again, if you want to look back through our other podcast or, you know, have a hear through them, etiquette, very, very important. Swinger etiquette right there. Thanks Lucy B and Charlie for a fantastic evening. Jeez, you're a top girl. Kind of amazing. So we're going to call him Chuck from now on. No, we're not. Yeah, I am. Okay. So, yeah, Chuck made us some drinks, which was really, which was great. Thank you. I'm amazing. So we're going to call him Chuck from now on. No, we're not. Yeah, I am. Okay.

So, yeah, Chuck made us some drinks, which was great. I had some of the punch. You had a glass of Champers, or I shouldn't say Champers because we're not allowed to call it Champers anymore. Some sparkling white. Yep. Australian sparkling white, which is, frankly, better than champagne. So take that, French people. No, I bought.

See, he see disagrees with d i'm just putting that down on the record and uh yeah so we had a drink and we were we were on time and but i think it is important to know that generally for these events on time constitutes early you are early on time always constitutes early and when we arrived there was one other there was a unicorn there one other unicorn who was actually Thank you.

constitutes early yeah you are early on time always constitutes early and when we arrived there was one other um it was a unicorn one other unicorn who was actually from melbourne from melbourne yeah she she was in in sydney for business that week and she decided to catch the killing kittens party because they have a killing kittens in melbourne as well which she's been to regularly and has enjoyed herself quite a lot so she decided that it was a good idea to do it while she was here so we had a quick chat with her and um now i understand there's still no music uh there are candles burning yep but uh music sorry with candles sans music equals new person random echo awkward a little awkward okay don't you think yeah.

Awkward, a little awkward. Okay. Don't you think? Yeah, a little bit awkward. I thought it was a little awkward. Yep. You know, we've... But then, yeah. There was a young couple that arrived. They did arrive. Now, the young couple, they originated from Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. Oh, stop it. And they were... They were newbies. It was their first event. Ever. First ever event. First ever anything ever. Yes. Was it ever? Ever. Flew down to Sydney for a weekend away and decided to come to Killing Kittens. Yeah. So they really committed and were actually. Well-dressed. He was in a suit.

One of the couples we found quite interesting. I mean, like interesting both intellectually and also sexually for the evening. Yeah, she was a bit of fun. I liked her. Yeah, they were both nice. And then after that, we had another unicorn arrival. She had a little pixie cut. There were a lot of unicorn arrivals. Well, then also further unicorns arrived, which we later found out were actually, there was five at one time. Five unicorns. And, of course, everyone in the room went, this is an anomaly. There are five unicorns arriving. Have we all died? Was there some sort of bomb explosion?

And we're actually, in fact, sitting in heaven. I thought planets had aligned. Did you? Honestly, yeah. I actually looked out the window at one point to see if the planets had aligned. I just thought I was in naughty heaven. Yeah. Turns out they were all Lucy's friends as well. Exactly. Coming by to kind of check out the scene and chat to everyone who was coming along. But after that, we had a crew of six or eight people. Yes, and also from Melbourne. Not all. No, they weren't all from Melbourne, but six of them were from Melbourne.

One from bondi yes and his girlfriend bondi is near brisbane queensland uh bondi beach or also oh sorry excuse me probably one of the most famous beaches in the entire world d yeah oh where are those eyebrows they're gone um eyebrow eyebrow and his girlfriend do you remember her i do stripper from can. Yes. And she flies in and flies out to Canberra every week or weekend. Weekend. Every weekend, yeah. And that's what she does. She flies in, she strips for a weekend and flies back and that's her money. That's her life. Yeah, which is... Good for her.

I can imagine she's doing quite well, though. Now, I'm going to set the scene for these four couples. And go. Every single female. Blonde hair, big tits, amazing eyes. Beautiful body. Yeah, you're probably right. All of them. You tend to fit in, just quietly. With your blonde hair, with your blonde hair, blue eyes, and big tits. Again, I was, like, looking back going, okay. Now, there was one, there was one. Cyborgs? Oh, hang on, hang on. There was one. Who wasn't? Oh, the brunette. Brunette? The redhead. The redhead was a Brisbane couple. No, the unicorn redhead. Oh, the pixie cat girl. Yeah.

Okay, yeah, I'm talking about the other couples. Okay, sorry, my bad. So, I mean, so yeah, so the party's obviously getting a bit big at this point in time. Which is good. We're all sitting around having a bit of a chat, and at this point we were asked by Lucy B to move downstairs because downstairs there's quite a large table. However, the move downstairs was a little bit precarious.

Lots of ladies in very high shoes, so six-inch heels, and because it is quite an old property the stairs on the way down were quite um interesting to get up and down they were quite steep cliff-like cliff-like ring does ring a bell yeah so uh but that said everybody maneuvered through the stairs all evening without any problem it just took a little bit of thought now we probably should have explained there is a a number of levels to this um house there was the downstairs level which sounds like a basement but it isn't it actually the the place is built on quite a steep hill so the downstairs is actually um out onto a balcony or not a balcony but a um a landing area and then there was the the entry floor and then there was another floor above that as well, which when you head upstairs, there was another floor.

Actually, excuse me, another two floors because there was one that you went up which had the main bedroom and then you went up again to another two bedrooms. Yeah.

The bottom section was the kitchen and the bedroom and everything else else in the middle section was kind of like the greeting room i'd say yeah upstairs was kind of the the master and yes actually the biggest beds i've ever seen in the world and later the next day i did comment on it saying this is the biggest bed i've ever seen in my life and i realized actually they just pushed all the beds together and them as we used to bed and then put the pillows at the back. So, well done, guys. You had me quite... Well sorted. Quite confused.

Well, there was, at one point, I'm counting now in my head, probably 12 people on one bed. Yeah. That sounds a lot more perverse than it ends up it may be. We'll work into that. Yeah, but chatting and sitting around on the bed, so not really. Yeah, not really getting it on. No, not getting it on. Which is a lot. There's 12 getting it on in a bed really is only six. Yeah, because you stack them. They stack. You stack them, that's right. Sometimes you stack three up. Humans stack like Lego. Yeah, really do. I mean, actually, even the bits go inside the other bits. I mean, it is like Lego. Yeah.

So, where were we? So, lots of unicorns. And then there was a couple that came in. We covered through that, the stripper from Canberra, our capital, and some locals, and then the Melbourne friends. And we were all sitting around the table downstairs. There's quite a big old rustic table downstairs, but we were sitting around chatting. At this time, at this point, how many people? So we've got like six couples there. We've got another two unicorns, another two couples. I'm going to throw out 20, 30 people. Yeah. Yeah, which was quite a lot for the area we had. Quite a lot for an intimate party.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, again, it's a terraced house. God, there's no T at the end of terrace. I mean, I'm not sure why that's happening. It's a terrace house, so there's a lot of – there's not a lot of room in these places. There's a lot of space upstairs, downstairs, everything else, But you cannot all squish in the one entertainment area. That's right. So we ended up, the party ended up somewhat split. There were people in the kitchen. I'm going to say four groups. Four groups, yeah. Well, there's certainly people in the kitchen area. There were people in the bedroom downstairs.

There were people in the middle. Actually, it was five areas. Yeah. People in the middle section. So actually every room in the house was accompanied by a group of people. Because there was actually, at one stage during the middle level, there was a little bit of whipping going on. Yes, there was. Actually, I would say there was quite a lot of flogging going on. Flogging going on. And then upstairs, there was a bit of shibari, a bit of rope tying. There was. Which was amazing and beautiful. Which was actually, oh, sorry, we forgot that couple. Oh, yeah, they're performers. Yeah.

They yeah yeah we had a bit of fun actually yeah we had a couple who were who were performers um sex industry workers and they were absolutely amazing he he knew how to tie and he did some beautiful rope he he he was tying rope work on her for quite a while and everyone was just kind of staring around just standing staring because it was amazing not really doing much talking for about an hour just watching just watching him tie it was beautiful he did and he turned out a really nice outfit at the end of it yeah not something that she would ever have gotten out of without a probably wouldn't go to lunch or brunch in that you know you probably wouldn't like stroll stroll along to Cafe Sydney for a nice glass of wine.

It's more of an evening gown scenario. Late evening, I would say. Late evening, maybe early morning. It's not even 8 p.m. No, just past that, just 11 p.m. Yeah. So we headed upstairs because, as we said, there was a whole lot of things split and we wanted to see what was going on, so we cruised on upstairs and there was a group in one of the bedrooms, I'd say not the main, but the second two main, that was really... I can tell you why. Lack of air conditioning in the master bedroom. Oh, that's right, the master bedroom.

Everyone was crowded around in the spare bedroom because the master bedroom air conditioning was doing something funny and it wouldn't work yeah it was broken it's summer here in australia yeah so it it yeah this should be warm yeah yeah so everyone's dressed to the nines you know full garb and and in a non-air-conditioned room so everybody congregated around the air conditioning and there were people there were people licking at some point. No, there was not. No? No. Okay. Touching themselves in front of the air conditioning. Totally falsified information, everyone listening to this podcast.

Yes. So anyway, we were all in the same room chatting, and there was a lot of talking. We did a lot of talking. Too much talking. And it got to the point where C made the decision, the executive, and God love this girl for that, to do what? And this was me being very ballsy. So we've recently been talking about – Ballsy or clitty? I mean – Clitty. Recently been talking about my inability to kind of – well, not my inability, but my area of constructive criticism is probably my ability to flirt. Ho-hum.

And so I took the executive and after talking for hours and hours and hours, I just went, this is, nobody's doing, nobody's moving. It's just a chat fest. So I went downstairs and got in. What you mean, now let me translate. Nobody's sexing it up in here. Why is nobody sexing it up? What's going on? Yeah. Even partners were barely touching each other. Yeah. That's where we're at. So I went downstairs and changed into my Honey Burdett outfit. Actually, it's a Shibari-inspired Honey Burdett outfit. Yeah, it's got a lot of rope in it. Yeah, it's really, really lovely. Yeah.

And that was a Christmas present from Dee. And sexy as hell. So I just went downstairs. And nicely chosen by me. With no reason, no justification. You just disappeared. I thought you were going to the bathroom. Came back up in heels and lingerie. Yeah. Walked into the middle of the room and started talking to everyone because I thought that's really the only thing that's going to kick this party off. And I'm pretty sure there were a number of people in the room who said, wow, we've just got to stop you and say you have fantastic tits.

Oh, there were comments yeah and i was like that's great can i see yours uh no okay then yeah so and and you stood there for quite a while and nobody really it was like 45 minutes and finally with a lot of prompting from one of the guys because there was a guy there who was quite involved in the lifestyle. He got down to... He was comfortable with the lifestyle. He got down to his underwear.

So we started sort of playing a bit of a game as to take off the red clothing you were wearing and we did that around the room and everybody took off their red clothing unfortunately for me i was wearing a red shirt red pants red pants and red jocks red underwear yeah yep so i managed to get a bit of a cry a bit of a catch cry there and and run with the underwear on mainly because the room was still a little yeah it's weird getting naked when everyone else is clothed. Really clothed. And standing up clothed. Like shoes and socks and, you know. There were still shoes on. Belts. Still shoes on.

Belts and. And socks. Everything. Yeah. That's weird. Can't fuck in socks. We did try to kind of. No, I've got to pull you up here, but you cannot fuck in socks, right? That's a rule, isn't it? Yeah. Unless. You can't be naked in socks. This is my rule. Naked in socks? You can't be naked in socks. No, it's weird. I know some people do. Yeah. Yeah. Although, if we want to go the next step, what's your least favorite uniform that I can wear when I say uniform? That would be a shirt, nothing underneath, and just a pair of socks. So no pants? No pants. Just socks and shirt. Just socks and shirt.

With, yeah, dingo dango hanging out the front the front yeah that'll get you banished from the house yeah it will at least at least banished from sex naked just yeah just what are you even doing in that point i don't know yeah airing things out i don't know um so great night but ultimately we did try to uh we did try to move things along we tried to invite a couple of people into the master bedroom. We got rejected. Look, it's not the first time it's happened. And it won't be the last. It won't be the last. And we were okay with that. We were okay with that.

I mean, it was a little bit upsetting, but, you know, they're not interested. So, realistically, that's how this swinging whole situation is played. If you don't want to play, you don't play with that person. This is why no means no. So the really upsetting part to that, though, was what? Do you remember? They took the only other couple out of the group that we were interested in. Oh, yeah. We liked two couples, and the first couple rejected us, and then they took the second couple. And they grabbed the other couple and took them to the...

And, of course, then they had a closed door, which means that you're not allowed in. So that was it for us. That was our night. That was it. We played a little together, but we kind of left a little bit disappointed. Not disappointed, but maybe very, very horny and kind of wishing that things had progressed. Yes, absolutely. And we may have progressed with other couples there, but they were really not moving along. And we probably established that at the end of the evening, just before we decided to leave, that out of the...

We may have progressed with other couples there, but they were really not moving along. And we probably established that at the end of the evening just before we decided to leave that out of the, we mentioned there was a couple, a grouping of eight that walked in. Out of that grouping of eight, only two, or sorry, only one couple had actually. Were actually, had been in the lifestyle. Had been in the lifestyle. The rest of them were friends who they'd brought along. Oh, well, let's come along to this random party. It's a bit of fun. So, you know, I mean, you can't really...

Good for them, for starters, to just come along and see what the haps is. Yeah, absolutely. But, well, I mean, it's disappointing, but not really. I mean, this is what happens. You go to a single party and you cannot have expectations. Great event. Great event. Just didn't end up the way we were hoping. Yeah, look, I mean, there's obviously some positives, some negatives to the event. You know, for us, if it was a little bit better prepared, fantastic, which I understand it is now that the main host is back. Hostess. Hostess. You know, we ran out of alcohol there, so little things like that.

But otherwise, I think actually it's a pretty good event. So if you are wanting to do that, they're hosting in Sydney and Melbourne. Yeah. Or as anyone else on the planet would say, Melbourne. One every month? Yes, one a month. So we'll put the website up on our website, and you can kind of have a little look and check it out. And I believe the lady who hosts down here is actually the same. Tink? Her name is Tink. Tink. I really want to meet her because all I can think in my head is like this cute, sexy Tinkerbell. And it's kind of doing it for me. It's getting it. It's getting you going.

It's doing it for me. It's getting the kitty humming. Yeah. Or purring. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, the hostess down here is normally Tink.

Now, Tink, I believe, actually kicked off Killing Kittens in the UK the uk now i don't really have any basis to that comment but that's my understanding with it good job tink well done tink started the whole thing balls in she's like she's like the jesus of killing kittens last thoughts about killing kittens anything else there before we kind of crack on with something else uh no i think i'm done it was look again a great event just not um just not the out didn't happen it wasn't the finish we were hoping for we will go again we will go again yes so the next really interesting and and a new and exciting event that we're actually invited to was um look these events are huge here in sydney they are let's just not let's not get this an understatement at all these events are huge here in Sydney.

They are. Let's just not get this an understatement at all. These events are huge. Yeah, I mean, we're talking 1,000 people huge. They draw a crowd. I don't know whether it's 1,000. Oh, well, think about it. It feels bottom. In and out. Top and bottom floor of that club. They're massive, and they draw this crowd, but the crowd. Actually, I'm going to introduce the event first. Yes, and go. If I can. So the event is called Red Heaven Events. Yes. So you can find them on Facebook and Twitter. Again, we'll put a little link up to our website.

And you may – you will not be able to pick who C is, but she's there, full face, full body. There's also a photo of me there, full face, full body as well. I have a shirt on though because, you know, nobody needs to see that. We were invited by Michael, who's the event manager at Red Heaven Events and also our friends at Our Secret Spot. So they were having this event called Heaven in Hell. Yeah. And, you know, it sounds pretty frisky, right? It is. Yeah. Yeah. So something that I would like to mention about every single Red Heaven event I've ever seen, seen photos of, or been to. Yes, go.

Every single person there is sexy. Yes. Whether they're big, small, tall, short, they are. Eye candy. Oh, yeah. Just the entire time you're there, you actually don't know where to look. And if you look to the left, you're concerned that you're missing something on the right. Yeah. I'm actually surprised you managed to sit on any chair. Yeah. Without just slipping off. It's amazing. Yeah. They are great events. They draw a crowd and everyone, everyone gets dressed up. Yes. Because you have to, remember. Oh, yes. You unless you do it. You're not allowed in unless you are dressed.

That's one of the rules. Which is spectacular. I love it. I love that because that is – look, if you're not committed enough to at least throw on something – Other than jeans and a shirt. Other than jeans and a shirt, yeah.

Still haven't found any male lingerie out there for all the boys who've – I've had quite a few emails asking about lingerie i'm i'm not giving up the task i will find it you'll actually see some photos of d and i um that we put up on twitter or our website from from the event so we actually went and bought some wings and kind of threw an outfit together and again i think because we hadn't really planned we hadn't planned this yeah the longer that you've been in the swinging lifestyle it It is actually amazing. The random last minute outfits that you can whip. The shit you require. Whip.

Because we hadn't really planned this. We hadn't planned this. But the longer that you've been in the swinging lifestyle, it is actually amazing. The random last-minute outfits that you can whip together. I've totally got like a devil horns. Yep, here they are. And a set of cuffs and wings and some lingerie. My cuffs got broken that night. Did they? Yeah. What were you doing with them? Nothing. That's the frightening thing. We've done shit with cuffs, with these cuffs, and we've not broken them. And I went to a Red Heaven event. Somebody broke my cuffs. Somebody broke your cuffs.

Somebody got a little bit over-sided. What the fuck? How does that happen? So the thing about this particular party, though, is actually located inside of a club. Yes. So an actual nightclub. It's an 11 club here in Sydney. Yeah, which is a little bit different to, I guess, every other party and or swingers club we've been to. This place is a club. It's liquor licensed. Yeah, but it's also not a – I mean, it's not a sex-on-site event either. No, no. It's a sexy event.

And the other thing that's great about this event is that you can actually choose a – Play wrist bracelet, a wristband, sorry, that actually says whether you're here to get down. There's I'm browsing and maybe interested. And then there's I'm here to drink and party, kind of please don't touch me kind of scenario.

and the other one is i'm here to get laid yeah and the other one is i'm ready to play yes so three different colored wristbands so i guess the beauty of that is that you know that and that's why they draw such a big crowd there are people there who just want to dress sexy have a great night with their friends get some photos look awesome and leave and then there's people who are kind of like oh what's what's this all about? Maybe I'm interested, maybe I'm not in the right circumstances.

And then there's the swinging crowd who are like, yeah, actually, we want to meet a couple to take home and, you know, have rambunctious sex with all night. Rambunctious. Rambunctious. So, you know, that's really keen. And I'm so oblivious to the coloured wristbands, but Dee, you're better at it. You're much better at it.

Yeah, I mean, it's it's that spatial awareness thing you know we have a discussion about your reverse parallel parking as well that's a whole nother story but um i absolutely am fully aware of it and there's there are some uh really i mean i have to say though the majority of people are in the second or third tier there's not a lot of people that are just there to drink party and look sexy dress up in laundry and so yeah there's not a lot i mean i'd say that's probably maybe two percent three maybe five at the very best the rest of the people fit into the top two tiers which really keeps it quite interesting because i mean that's for us is where the fun starts to happen you know there's an aspect an ask around here and there's a bit more flirty and sexy.

Plus also the beauty of the Red Heaven events is that they will generally always have a jazz band. Generally always? Generally always. They will have some sort of performing people, so like maybe some fire breathing, maybe some shibari. They'll do – what else do they do, actually? I don't know. Some cross work. I mean, they'll be downstairs, some upstairs. Some what? Cross work? Yeah, like the whipping cross. Oh, sorry. Yes, okay. So, the St. Andrews. Oh, man, Mr. Adam is going to kick our ass for getting that wrong. No, St. Andrews. Is it? Yeah. Phew. Well, because I always think St.

John's because we have a St. John's ambulance service here in Australia and it's not that. It's St. Andrews. Yeah. So a little bit of things, kind of entertainment happening throughout the night as well. Religion, though. So there's upstairs, downstairs, there's sexy people, there's a bar going, there's music happening, there's always a sexy DJ.

So it's a bit of a happening event really yeah it's a lot of fun um certainly i would dare say there's um and not that i've witnessed this but there's certainly some uh recreational uh drugs used at these events as well it's i suppose a little bit different to what we've experienced in the swinging lifestyle where people need to not use those because they want to sustain an erection. Look, this is probably due to the fact that it isn't a club. Yes. So people are there to dance. Party. Dance the night away. And look, whatever floats your boat, don't care. Have fun. Enjoy yourself. Don't mind.

So there's a bit of that going on. People are just there for the fun. Actually, speaking of fun, so we walk in, we get some drinks, we head over to a couple sitting on a chair and say, hey, guys, can we maybe sit by you and chat to you? They look up and said, of course you can. And then we realized at this point that it's actually two of our pub crawl attendees from the first ever pub crawl. Which we haven't podcasted the second yet, but we will. Yeah, we will. And they were, I think they actually come from Canberra and they were over in Sydney for the weekend and heading to this event.

Hilarious that we actually went and sat next to them. And let's remember though, he had actually a full beard and you would say the beardemic. Yeah, and now he does not. And now he does not.

So he went from not sexy to sexy because of the beardemic going away and then another couple arrived also yes had been to up actually and if you have listened to our um our podcast yeah we talk about the lady in the red dress that left early in the night yeah the lady in the red dress was there was in a red dress again and turned up at the event no she wasn't wasn't it no it was a blue dress there's a photo of her that you you put up on she that blue dress okay she had a blue like torn or meshy dress didn't she yeah something like that it was it was provocative dress i just can't remember exactly what it is so that was pretty pretty funny that we'd kind of caught up with these people and you had a great night and caught up with them, chatted about their experience.

They obviously gave us some feedback on the pub crawl and mentioned how much they enjoyed it. So that was really nice to hear. Absolutely. I mean, the event itself went well. I mean, there's obviously this flirting, there's kissing, caressing. Yeah. The dance floor.

We tried to go on the dance floor at one point in time you know what actually i'd like to talk about i'd like to talk about the restriction of the wings let's go wings yeah you had wings on so did you yeah i know but it's yeah but i'm broader in the shoulder yeah but so you're walking in a very busy bar slash nightclub and with wings with wings all right okay i'm just gonna just let that sink in now picture walking from start to finish and um you're walking sideways through a club there and can i say there were a lot of people there who were wearing we had small wings yes we did there were some guys there i remember a guy who was walking through had wings that were huge they would have been five six times his body width.

Not a hope in hell was he ever going to be able to manoeuvre those wings around that club. There was actually a guy kind of walking around with his wings kind of folded back, doing the whole like, excuse me, excuse me, getting through the crowd. Yeah. So that's a little bit restrictive for us, actually. Funny. Hilariously funny. Because when you have 150 people walking around the inside of a bar kind of going, whoops, whoops, sorry, sorry, wings. Yeah, it's less than ideal. Yeah. Really good night. We had quite a few drinks. It was getting really late.

The Laura and Babydoll were there as well. Yeah, of course they were there. Yeah, which, you know, there was a bit of a – the Lore gave you a bit of ass-grabbing and a bit of – Babydoll was in this gorgeous five-piece white lingerie set from Honey Bedette. And her eyes were – she had like blue – were they bright blue contacts? There was something. Yeah, they're was something, I can't remember what they were, but they were freaky. Like fluorescent. Yeah, like freaky, awesome. Yeah. And the law had a painted body with, he'd painted six pack abs on it. Yeah, which, no, he didn't.

Oh, Babydoll did. so yes baby doll had um had painted some um painted some some six-pack on the law and i gotta say baby doll nice work yeah he looked fantastic it only took like 45 minutes he looked amazing i mean there was um the problem the only problem was is that in the dark areas you couldn't really see full body paint. But when you got the photos of him and you are just awesome. Especially because you're in all white, like a princess little angel.

You know, and I'd like to say I did have a moment of like, oh, because we were hugging and joking around and kind of like bending and dropping it like it's hot. And grabbing asses. I thought if he gets paint on my Wicked Weasel set, I'm going to kill him. Yeah. He didn't. No. No. But that was a thing. Yeah, it was a thing. So, yeah, so lots of sexy bodies, lots of sexy outfits. It was, wow, it was late. Well, this stage, I mean, we danced. No, it was late. Yeah, we were actually, so we were going to go to our secret spot. No, it was about midnight.

And it's getting to the point where we're like, oh, God damn, you know, we'd be kind of like naked dancing in a pole or sharing a bed with someone at this point. If we were at OSS, yeah. Yeah, but we got to the point where, frankly, our horny overtook our need to go to OSS. It did. And because we wanted to see – the Laura and Babydoll were actually there at – and we sort of wanted to hang out with them as well at OSS. So, yeah, we made the decision because they were still having a whole lot of fun that we would go home and get our funk on. We didn't even make it up the stairs.

We didn't make it up the stairs, no. Pretty sure there's probably still underpants and shoes outside in the stairwell. Yeah. Hanging out. Could be. Probably a set of wings. Yeah. Feathers. Loose feathers that have fallen off the wings. Yeah, so very sexy event. Good night. Loved it. Yeah, the Red Heaven parties are... Always big. Always big. They had a superhero party recently and we didn't get a chance to go because I think I was travelling for work, but the photos were amazing. Yeah, they were amazing.

Again, people putting in effort in is the big thing that makes these parties because if people didn't, the parties would be crap. Well, I the the some of the things that people wear add to the sexiness you know that i mean don't get me wrong i'm not ugly but i'm not i wouldn't call myself a superstar either but you throw some nice looking um sexy red clothing at me you know i'm looking pretty good and not only am i amazing not only am i looking pretty good but i'm feeling feeling pretty good. I'm feeling good about myself. And what is the most sexy thing to have? Confidence. Absolutely.

To be able to walk in there without that music going in your head. To be able to walk in there and feel sexy is really the most important thing. So, great event. Sexiness is actually is confidence. Yeah, absolutely. And it shows. It does.

you can have the most important thing so uh great event sexiness is actually is his confidence yeah absolutely and it shows it does you can have the most gorgeous person in the world who has absolutely zero confidence in themselves and they don't shine bright and then you can have someone like a diamond like a diamond and then you can have someone who is attractive amazing intelligent very sexy and you know why because they're confident yeah hold themselves well and it again doesn't matter size shape um short tall race whatever it's all uh they can be sexy whatever that whatever they are whatever they provided they're running some confidence absolutely but that's probably's probably, I guess, I think it is.

That probably sums up the Red Heaven event. I mean, both of these events were exceptionally sexy, but neither of them did we actually have sex at. No. It's a crying shame. It is. Although... I'm actually thinking right now about all the lost sex. Well, there's a whole lot of Uber drivers that are looking at us funny now when we get in there. Actually, would we have an additional rating for swingers? Maybe. This person's hopping in the car with a trench coat on and it's like 40 degrees outside. Yeah. Well, you were actually.

I was actually in high heels and a trench coat because underneath was just lingerie. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I did that. That happened. In summer. Yeah. In the peak of summer. And I believe it was like a 30 degree night as well. Yep. And I can't convert that to Fahrenheit. I'm sorry for anyone who still uses that antiquated system. The coat check lady in Red Heaven did compliment me on my coat, which was really funny. She did. She did. For a lingerie event, so that was interesting. Look, thanks very much for listening, guys. We hope that you have enjoyed tonight's podcast.

We're going to put some links up on our website for the Twitter handles and the websites we've mentioned in the party. So you guys can check them out if you want to. Yep. Maybe see if you want to go, certainly if you're in Sydney or any other area here in Australia and you want to fly in. And I'd just like to thank The Law and Baby Doll again for their fun times and also... Just for their constant support, actually. Absolutely, and throw out another plug for our secret spot because, you know, we love that place. We've been there quite a few times.

We could have had more sex in secret spots than we had. Yeah, absolutely. It's amazing. Well, then, certainly than in our car. Yes. I wasn't going to say our bedroom because that would not be true. And neither is it on the couch or... No, but certainly in our car. And the floor. There's been more sex at our secret spot than in the car. There you are. That's the plug for the evening. Our secret spot. White leather seats. More sex in there than inside your car. I have to say, the law, I'm sorry. Please don't whip me. Whip C. She likes it. But so, thank you very much, guys. We'll leave you to it.

And for tonight, this is C. And this is D. And this is Swinging Down Under.