Friday Night Listener Questions Answered P31

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i'm okay this is c and this is d and this is swinging down under c just decided to count us in this time for the first time ever i'm not really sure why did anyone here counting no they did not no that's because you did like the secret squirrel tv counting i was doing the finger movement yeah I was here, I saw them I'm just saying, it was amazing It was totally amazing accounting no they did not no that's because you did like the secret squirrel tv counting i was doing the finger movement yeah i know i i was here i saw them i'm just saying it was amazing no it was totes amazeballs what are we doing tonight besides besides drinking water and tea because we're totes lame uh what are we doing we're podcasting oh oh god i thought i was in the shower again um yeah that's well what are we doing tonight yeah he's got no idea i've decided that I'm dictating in the shower again.

Yeah, that's, well, what are we doing tonight? Yeah, he's got no idea. I've decided that I'm dictating like some people. So he's currently on top. Crazy dictators like people that are currently kind of running for office in America. But hey, let's not get into that. I don't think he's running anymore. He's definitely not running.

Have you seen the state of his anyway so moving right along um i'm going to talk about some of the questions that we've had and you can help answer them okay that's what we're doing and i thought though we'd um well i'd start with a little apology to our dear friends average swingers I, see, admit that I have not yet edited the group hour and a half, two hours. Jay is right on the money there. He said to me, that's not going to happen. And I responded with, it'll never happen. He said in his podcast the other day too.

And I kind of had a bit of like oh i feel like proving you wrong but also i'm so goddamn lazy you died inside a little just a little a little yeah sorry about that guys chase totally on the money there's no way in hell you'll ever do it it is three hours of rambling it is rambling little tidbits in between yeah yeah so what have we been up to last time they heard from us we were actually supposed to be having a mandate we were we had our um a single guy that we been up to? Last time they heard from us, we were actually supposed to be having a man date. We were.

We had our single guy that we were supposed to catch up with. But unfortunately... I got sick. Well, we all got sick, actually. Him included. We were all sick. Everyone was sick. We were all sick. Yay. It was shit. I'm still recovering from said sickness. Which is why I've got a bit of a baritone. We said on the last podcast too, we think that couple made us sick. And I'm here to tell you that it was two weeks of sickness. Yeah. With a last minute, 24 hour international flight for me in between. Thanks very much, guys. Appreciated that. So, yeah, one play date for two weeks of sickness.

I'm not sure that's a good... Not sure it's... No. No. Well, I mean, it was pretty good. Yeah, one play date for two weeks of sickness. I'm not sure that's a good... Not sure it's... Not... Well, I mean, it was pretty good. Yeah, but still, King Six sucks. Like four orgasms for D good. Oh, everybody feels sorry for C. So... They already do. We've had so many emails. Thank you guys for all the emails. But the good news, there's good news. There is good news. Also, actually, sorry, there's some further bad news before the good news. We were also supposed to be on a date tonight. Yes, but again.

How long have we been trying to catch up with this couple? This couple is Singapore-based. Since we landed in Singapore. And they're sexy. We caught up with them once. They're sexy. They're our age bracket group. Actually, I think she's my age exactly. Yeah.

They're intelligent, intelligent bisexual they can bust a move on the dance floor and for whatever bloody reason one of the problems with singapore is everybody's here traveling to asia pacific that's what singapore is it's a base for people to travel for work so anybody who's here the problem we always have is that they're always not around and she's studying so you know the last time we went to catch up it was in the middle of exams so anybody who's here the problem we always have is that they're always not around yeah and she's studying so you know the last time we went to catch up it was in the middle of exams what's better than a bit of like nookie in the middle of an exam a little bit of coital stimulation wow coital stimulation that's all i had that's horrible anyway um so we're supposed to be on a date they're now sick.

Well, he's sick. He's sick. He actually has the flu, though. He has the flu, but also Zika virus is also pretty rife at the moment. Yeah, but he doesn't have the Zika virus. He has the flu. Yeah, you never know. He's not pregnant, though, so he should be fine. Well, still two weeks in quarantine. I'm sure he's probably not going to be happy about that. Well, he's not in quarantine. He's at home. Well, if he gets found to have the Zika virus. But we digress. A long way digress. Tomorrow, what are we doing? Tomorrow, we have a date in the afternoon with our single- French, Italian, Swedish.

French, Italian, Swiss. French, Italian, Swiss. Single guy. Manicorn. Did you hear the sploosh? Did everybody hear C fall off the chair? No, what happened was everybody that's listening to this splooshed I mean, I cannot behold responsible for the women out there picturing a tanned He's tanned now? Multicultural, isn't he?

He's tanned in comparison to us Well, I mean that's not hard no that is not hard um moving on so we're having a date with him tomorrow he's coming around to our condo and this is this will potentially be the first play in our condo actually potentially right there's there's never any you know definites on the table no no there really is not so are we going to get on to the what we are you know because this seems to be taking a while i think people are dozing off so questions questions from followers on twitter or emails that we've received um so thank you very much everyone's presenting through some stuff um i have been doing my best to actually respond on email but um actually one of our followers said hey you always ask for questions but you know we never actually get to hear about them on the podcast you just obviously email everyone back and can we start hearing about them so ta-da here we are first question was from harry and tressie on twitter and they wanted to know they wanted to hear us talk about how to re-establish your swinger community after moving i'm not sure we can give much advice on this at this point well it's tough this is a big one for us because um we also have a bit of a situation that we're talking about recently which was that we have had a few couples in sydney really set the bar high oh yeah that's the other problem right yeah is that we've had well i mean we've got there's two couples in sydney you guys know who you are um three really if you include actually the law and baby actually i mean actually there's four there's yeah okay so there's a lot of couples there's many many couples to use a line we're not sluts we just love love um that just that's trademarked.

That's the atoms of love. I now have to pay 50 cents. Which in Singapore is probably like, well, and then you've got to do the transfer. So now it's like up to $21.75, I suppose. Anyway, so yeah, we've got quite a lot of couples in Australia now. Now that we count them, they're really nice people. They're cool people. They were good friends. They were additionally pants on, pants off. Depending on the mood of the night, it really depended. And they set the bar extraordinarily high. And that makes it really unfortunate for the people. Thanks, guys. You kind of screwed us over.

I mean, you screwed us, but you've also screwed us yeah that's um kind of kind of made it difficult for the people here in singapore because um where i mean we came in we came in quite picky i think i'm gonna i'm gonna throw that out we came in picky in terms of um even banter on on our you know whatever the communication tool we were using oh people sent me a me a message saying, hey, bro, and I was like, dude, piss off. Like, that's where I was at. Well, if you finish with dude, piss off after somebody says, hey, bro, I mean, it's not really a surprise, is it? There's no way to go but up.

Yeah, well, I mean, you know, there has been the odd request for anal fisting. Oh, we've spoken about that. Yeah. But how do you reestablish the community? Yeah. Talk about it. I've got to say, it's really tough here in Singapore. And I think we've spoken on the fact that the websites locally are not great in terms of what we can do. There's no clubs. There's no clubs. There is the occasional catch-up that we've just found, although we're looking now to start a group catch-up here in Singapore as well. Good point. So that we can... Attempt to re-establish our Swinger community.

Yeah, absolutely. Well, I think, looking back, how did we establish our Swinger community in Sydney? Well, we had the good website. Well, we had the club first, actually, because remember, we didn't even know about the websites. We visited our secret spot first, and somebody said, hey, what's your RHP handle? And secretly, were Googling what the fuck is RHP. Which is red hot pie. Yeah. Yeah. And that's when, and then we started doing the pop crawls. But then they were dropping like AFF and AMM, adult friend finder, adult matchmaker. God damn people.

And we just thought they were talking sexual positions, male, female, male. Female, female, male. What's AFF? That's a good one. Anal fisting forever. Hashtag. Oh, my God. Yes, so that's how we originally set it up. So I think the way we're going to do it, and I can honestly say we haven't really re-established our swing community here. here. Swing-munity. Because we've been overseas quite a bit as well. You've been traveling quite a bit for work. Plus we went to the States. Plus we went to the States. So, yeah, we haven't really had the time we needed to get this.

I would like to announce on this podcast that we are getting back into the swing of things.

Oh, my know the people love my humor oh who does i mean i'm gonna say anyone anyone who's laughing to that is too young to be listening to this podcast so if you're laughing you're too young because that's a dad joke that right there is a dad joke so kids out there are absolutely pissing themselves laughing they are yeah okay i'm gonna take a i'm gonna take a vote on that later but thanks for the question um so the the short answer the short answer is work in progress work in progress yeah it's tough trying through the i mean yeah if you've got a website base i highly recommend you set up your profile and do it it's been a bit of time on your profile to actually do it properly because when people are seeking out partners or people to meet the profiles key, if you don't have good photos, good content.

Yeah, but probably the, I mean, something that's an issue for us here is the primary site that we would use doesn't have a search function.

No, it's actually just a forum base so there's no search functionality on for age group for um sexual preference it's just it's an absolute nightmare i think i i went on there originally when we first arrived and there's an there was an expat forum which popped up i thought oh well that's interesting you know we can meet some people from all over the world as well as some you know it's not strictly expat but um there were three and a half thousand profiles on there now i'm gonna say that probably two and a half thousand fake a crap or fake yeah um but that still leaves a thousand to open and the only way you could open them was by clicking on it and you couldn't even right click and multiple open tabs for the different people so you had to go through literally one by one to open it's just it's horrendous however we believe the guys that uh that own that site here are working on it locally um still trying to touch base with them actually so if anybody uh out there in swingerville in singapore swingerville which we do have a few listeners now um if anybody out there happens to know who the owner of um undertable.com is and who's doing the update so we'd really like to meet them and have a chat and you know talk about what just chew the fat yep to put an australianism into singapore so websites there's attending your local clubs which We don't have any, but that's another one for you guys, Harry and Tressie, if you're thinking about that.

Clubs are a good one. Or, yeah, go out there and start your own event. That's what we did. And that's what we're doing again. Yeah, and it works quite well. Well, I mean, we met nearly all of the couples that we enjoy the company of at those events. That's true. With the exception of Babydoll and TL, the law. That's true. Yeah, so. This one's a funny one. I don't think I've told you this. I'm curious what your thoughts are. And this is from the Twitter handle is, and their company name is actually Topless Travel. And they would like to know what's worse, durian fruit or Vegemite.

Well, you know the answer to that. You like Vegemite. Yeah, I'm balls in for Vegemite. I'd coat my balls in Vegemite. I hate Vegemite. The only problem with coating my balls in Vegemite is that you would go nowhere near them. If I coated my balls in honey, I think you'd probably be up for that. I just don't like the sound of you doing any of this. Well, the neighbourhood dog would be up for this. Why are you doing that? God. There's a dog in our condo that keeps barking all the time, so maybe that. Okay. Well, off you go then. And straight into Singaporean jail. Yeah, exactly.

Public nudity, so very illegal. Yeah, so to answer that question, it is a, I mean, even for C, what's the answer for you? Vegemite. I hate Vegemite with a fiery passion. But even this afternoon on my run home, I ran past a durian, it's a durian season. Oh, my God, it's durian season. I ran past a shop. The smell of shit is in the air everywhere.

No, no, it stayed with me for like a kilometer yeah yeah and then i just thought it was all over my clothes it's in my it's in my clothes it's in my paws it's in my hair yeah it's um it's a quiet taste i've said to everybody you've got to give it a try you have to as it is with as it is with vegemite you've got to give it a try. You have to. As it is with Vegemite. You've got to give Vegemite a try. Please Google how to use it properly first. I mean, Vegemite's like... To Jay's credit, he did that proper. Yeah, I know, but Vegemite's like cocaine. No.

Well, spread cocaine that thick on a piece of toast. It's going to kill you, right? So like cocaine, totally. I'm drawing absolute consistent parallels. I'm not so sure you are, but fine. I'm like patting you on the head and saying, great, good job. Good job, babe. Yep. Keep up those books, those learnings. Book smarts. Book smarts. There we go. So hands down, Turian is worse than Vegemite.

So just to put this in perspective we've discussed durian but we've not really discussed what it's like just for everyone out there if you are if you are in singapore in asia anywhere actually um it's considered quite a delicacy some people do love it some people love it can't get enough of it um but it smells really bad.

It smells horrifically like like soggy wet shoes that have been soggy wet shoes that have fallen out of the ass of a skunk that was inside a dead skunk what were the shoes doing inside the skunk can i tell you where i was going with that can i tell you where i was going with that analogy remember that movie about the guy who got stranded on the island after the plane crashed for like months at a time yeah think about his shoes after he's been on a hot island for months at a time like that his shoes no yes that's a now the upside is as soon as you put it in your mouth it feels like you're chewing on raw meat yeah which is another meat, which is another great thing.

So the smell and the texture are not doing so great. Yeah, and the taste is also that of, I'm going to say rotten flesh. I've never tasted rotten flesh, but I'm going to say it's as close to it as I can imagine. And I've tried this three times now in the hope that I'd find a good durian.

I yeah and there isn't one they don't exist three is enough i'm out three three i think trying something three times fine even sexually i mean you try something three times and you still don't like it don't do it again right i just had this visual of someone like constantly you know well remember we in our last trip we had a we took a a little vacation for the weekend to Kuala Lumpur. Oh, yeah. To Malaysia, yeah. And they were giving out durian-flavored condoms. Oh, that's on our Twitter feed. Oh, my God. That's actually where this question came from.

Yes, because our friends who are Australian, but she's of Asian descent. Loves durian.

She loves durian open the condom and she said that condom would stop you from having sex even if you were horny yeah she said it did she was like killed their sex we opened that condom and it stank so bad that we actually just decided to go to sleep now this is a vanilla couple but that that was their reaction to the stench and and she loves durian next topic and this one's from uh a guy called joe cool his twitter handle is parkview joe yeah and he wanted us to talk about rimming oh did he yeah okay now you had a an almost experience recently i don't know what is it almost experience she had a long tongue she was coming from the front but it was um but also we did this for the first time recently too we did we did when we were having our little experimental yeah yeah we've um we've grown to enjoy an experimental evening now where we do some where we try some weird ass shit we're not we try some stuff that we haven't tried before.

We haven't done before and think what it's like. Yeah, so I did have an experience just recently. She – oh, she got rim. There's no doubt about that. My concern was that I'm not sure the rim of the coffee cup didn't have any coffee on it.

I just have zero'm sorry i mean i feel bad for myself having to hear that well no that's that's a lie it's just that i mean you thought it was funny it's so not funny it's funny there's people laughing right now listening to this no people are laughing at my dad joke more than this you know what they're doing right now cringing cringing yeah that's all right that's what i did when changing channels that's what i did when somebody tried to lick my lick my ass without letting me know that that was going to happen so someone tried to do it to you yes what's your thoughts on the recent experience with me so i um well we teed up that I tried rimming you um and uh well look I I think you weren't into it you weren't into it it freaked it kind of freaked you out I think that you were concerned that there was something going on down there that that might have made me feel gross I mean you were sparkly clean there was some extensive cleaning going on before we attempted this before we did it um so it because it wasn't for you i mean frankly licking your arsehole is not top of my list in terms of things i'd like to lick on you okay you've got nipples clitoris uh so you didn't enjoy it um i'm not gonna say i didn't enjoy it i'm gonna say that because you didn't like it it it it falls off the radar very quickly okay is that a fair comment you understand what i mean yeah yeah i do yeah for me it was just i i i couldn't i was not comfortable no i know you were squirming i was i was not comfortable then there was just there was I don't know, we'll give it another go But I was just not comfortable What about being rimmed, so what's your Thoughts on it, do you want to try it And if you do want to try it Like what would the scenario be or Circumstances Well for starters it would require Getting sparkly clean Bam bam straight up um yeah i suppose i'd give it a try but i don't know that i don't know that it's my thing okay i don't know that it's my thing but that doesn't i'll happily give it a try again like durian i'll try it at least a couple of times maybe three times to see whether i enjoy it but um typically you know my my arsehole is typically not an area of stimulation for me fair comment fair comment so um that being the case then i can't imagine that that's going to be an area that's going to increase the stimulate or be a stimulant or an arouse an arousing event for me okay yeah it might just be uh it might just be similar to yours just something yeah well it might end up being put into the new experience we've done that and it was interesting basket yeah yeah well i mean on the on the we've done it and it's interesting basket and something we haven't done yet, but I think you've now maybe changed your mindset on a little double penetration.

You know, you just can't, you can't skip ahead three things. Okay, sorry, we'll come back to that. On the list that you cannot see and have not seen, you cannot skip ahead three things. Okay, so continue on with your said list. I just don't know why I put up with you. For those of you who have actually met C at Naughty in New Orleans, you understand how this list works, right? And now that I've gone off list, the world is near coming to an end. I just don't know why. Why? Okay, continue on list. All right, continue on. This one was received by our email, actually.

Mark sent us an email in, and he was curious about attending the club that we like in Sydney, Our Secret Spot. And he said to us, he's thinking about going, they're newbies. What about expectations? Yeah, well, can I say Our Secret Spot or any club that we've really been to? Any club that's worth going to. Worth going to. There are no expectations. The expectation is that you be civil, polite, and don't break the rules of the club. They're the only expectations. You know, don't, no means no, all the usual rules. Most people know what these are, who's been in the swinging scene.

But these are newbies. Yeah, yeah.

But, I mean, I'm sure they've done, it only takes a click through to oursecretspot.com and you've got an idea of what yeah most clubs or most places will put the rules up right whatever it is insertnamehere.com will have uh you know understanding a rules page forward slash rules yeah exactly yeah yeah so as long as you've had a look through that you understand the rules and you don't break the rules then realistically you can just sit and chat you can i mean you can go as far as you want or as or the pool can be as deep or shallow as you'd like it to be how's that sound that sounds good um if you like the deep end and we know some people who've gone real deep real early yeah and And they enjoyed that?

It's like 10 p.m. Hey, oh, we've just walked into the club. Oh, hi there. deepened and we know some people who've gone real deep real early and they and they enjoyed that it's like 10 p.m hey oh we've just walked into the club oh hi there yes we're brand new and then it's like 10 45 and i don't know there's like three cocks and tries like they're just everywhere yeah well actually what i think the the best what happened there the best was there were four guys with the one wife.

Those guys have since figured out, though, that they're um a cuckold couple yeah so you know that kind of makes sense yeah i'm fine so to so to newbies and to expectations in clubs what would you say to them um i would say walk on in hold your head high talk to the people the biggest the biggest problem that you'll have is that you won't feel that you can talk to people um do your best to break that you know do your best to walk over and say hello to somebody and believe me there's nobody there who has the expectation that they're going to sleep with you tonight and if they do they won't last in the club scene anyway and also you don't want to talk to those people anyway exactly i mean uh you only want to go as far as you want to go there will be two different varieties of people though um depending on how long they've been involved in the swinging scene there are people who are not interested in helping newbies along the path that's true that's.

Because they've been in the swing scene long enough that they're DTF, down to fuck, I think, is probably the best way to put it. You have gone down on the cool scale. Why? I just acronymed something. Yeah. No? Yeah, but there's acronyms and there's acronyms. Yeah, okay. So there are people there that will be looking to have sex that night. Typically, if they've travelled a long way, that's an additional indicator, but not necessarily an absolute. Certainly for us, we love the induction of newbies.

I mean, our favourite thing probably is chatting to newbies and helping them with their experience. Well, that's why we did the podcast, aren't we? Yeah. Yeah, I know. So, yeah, go along. And then, of course, hopefully getting a shade. Talk about it before you go with your partner. Decide maybe what some of the things that you either want to accomplish or lines that you don't want to cross. Set some boundaries. And, yeah, and talk about everything as you go along. And don't be afraid to actually have a little side huddle at the club.

Like if something's going into the point where you're starting to, you know, one of you is starting to think actually maybe we might want to do some like petting this evening or something, just do a side huddle. No one's going to think less of you.

I mean, but there's, know every club has a bathroom every club has a well just about every club has a bar or a locker room if you get into a situation where you're um need to check in with your partner well you need to check in then you don't have your hand signals down yet yeah your hand signals or you're out or you're out um outwards um just make the time and say to the couple hey guys you know even if you're mid play you can still do this so we just we just need to go to the bar for a second or we're going you know i'm going to the bathroom frankly i don't think there's been a play session where we haven't gone to the bathroom actually normally now we just because we've got my confidence up and we feel okay about it normally we actually say're going to have a little chat.

No, I mean go to the bathroom for the need to go to the bathroom because the play sessions normally last a little while. All right, sorry. You know, so it's not uncommon for somebody to step up and go to the bar, step out and go to the bathroom and then come back and continue to play. Or if they're cleaning or whatever they're doing. Exactly. You know, various things. Yeah. Okay, that's good advice. Yeah. So get in there. Don't be afraid.

Try to set boundaries to set boundaries not rules would be my the other thing yep that's probably my last piece of advice set boundaries because you know every you both you both will be going into this shy you both be not understanding where your limitations are and as much as we'd love to guide you and everybody in swinging will love to guide you, you will overstep your mark first time before you figure out you've overstepped your mark. Because as a newbie, you don't know where your marks are. I got a rule. I got one rule for these people. Yep.

To be with your partner and be about your partner. Yeah.

And be a coupled unit and that's it yeah what that what that means for you what your boundaries then become what your your goals after the evening or whatever but first time in one one rule it's all about you as a couple unit that's it yeah well it's always all about your partner always all about your partner yeah yeah yep um i i had this note down actually from when we got sick and i wanted to talk about it exposure to things in the lifestyle yes exposure for example colds flus we're we're now talking non-sexually transmitted well, I mean their mouthly salivaral transmission We're now talking non-sexually transmitted.

Well, I mean, their mouthily, salivary transmission. Oh, it depends if it's viral. Mucous transmission? I'm going to say mucus, maybe. So, you have, as a swinger, interacting with people now, more exposure to colds. A lot of these people have children.

Flues, yeah, a lot of these people can have children we all we all know that kids kids do bring stuff home from school or from play group or from wherever they are that's just part of life right they're they're again exposed to more people than what adults typically are and also their immune system is not as built as what adults yeah and it kind of just extrapolates out because if you're in a swingers type environment more people more involvement well you remember our last pub crawl in australia in sydney the last pub crawl we had i was sick for weeks afterward i had a sore i lost my voice that's right you did kiss like 20 people i kissed all of the girls at the party and some boys i'm sure no just all the girls i'm giving you the eyes i'm not so sure about that so that was one of the points i wanted to raise i guess so but how do you beat it what do you do about it well i mean you could use cling wrap when you're kissing somebody you don't you don't you just you try to i mean you do what we do.

You try and stay healthy. We exercise regularly. You exercise more than I do. I'm a fat guy trapped inside a skinny guy's body. What about multivitamins and what about like those, you know, inner health plus and all that stuff? It's not going to help you if you're exposed to bloody Zika virus through kissing somebody else, is it? I know it doesn't work. Bad example. I know. I know. A little miss medical over here is going to like ear bash me because I used the wrong transmission system. So you can't really do anything about it? I don't think so.

But what I would say is if you do, and sometimes you don't know you have a cold, right? If you have a cold, please don't go. Granted, sometimes you don't know. Like it might just be at the beginning and the next day you wake up feeling like you've been hit by a train. But if you legitimately are knowing you're starting a cold or coming off the back of finishing a cold, please, please don't go on a date with people. Don't go to a swingers' club. Just rest and relax and go when you're healthy. You can go. Just don't, you know, like... No, because even in the open environment, like, they could...

Well, I mean, that rules out everything in life, doesn't it? Right. Don't get on the train to work either and infect me with your disease, you know? That's what I'm saying. Okay. Gotcha. Right, good. I shall cough in your general direction. Actually, a guy burped at my face today. He was half a meter away from me on the train to work. Yeah, so what did you say to him? I gave him the most searing look. Oh, you gave him a look? Yeah. A look? Whoa. I mean, did he know what hit him? I did also mumble under my breath, feral.

Oh, wow, because that's an Australianism that nobody in Singapore would know. So I really showed him. He knew what he had coming. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, he totally knew. I'm surprised that he's probably at home crying in the corner of his room right now. He's probably flying to another country he's that scared of me, right? Like, what? Yeah, you just put him on a plane with a whole lot of other people so he can burp on them. That's a feral. Now, before we talk about butt plugs and DP, which is the last thing I want to talk about tonight. Well, the last... Two things. Yeah, the conversation.

I have a surprise question for you that I want you to answer. And go. So, this is going further down the path of like being exposed to things in the lifestyle. I'm curious, how would you feel or what would you do if you found out during a session, I'd slept with a guy without protection? If it was during a session, without agreement? Yeah, you had no idea. So it's either mid-happening or you find out after the fact that I've had somebody else inside of me without protection on. Without permission?

without protection well i i think i'd i think i'd ask the question of them first and if the answer is not what i wanted then i'd probably drag them outside and beat them half to death what's the question what's the question the question is uh uh did you think you had permission to do that oh sorry sorry let me back up let me back it up i thought you meant if i'd sought permission from you oh no if you've sought permission from me to do it then that's a conversation we'd have what i'm saying is so it's not that i it's not that he's entered me without my permission what i'm saying is I've slept with him knowing he's not wearing a condom.

I didn't tell you or have a discussion with you beforehand, so you've either found out mid-sex or after sex that I have willingly... Oh, yeah, well, I wouldn't be very happy about that. So that's my point. Like, what would you do? How would you feel? I would end the session straight away if it were happening, and we would leave and have a very robust discussion.

next question is following from that obviously you'd want me to be tested i'm assuming yeah then for well yeah well yeah i mean i i mean i've got to say the majority of people that we play with i'd be relatively confident as confident as you can be without a test because they're generally good people healthy people that sort of thing they're you'd be relatively again as much as i can say it as safe as you can be without the test which is entirely unsafe and i know there's no logic to that whatsoever but um at least i'd feel a little better about that sorry keep going so you would want me to get a test yes and then obviously the test takes time to come back right positive negative for certain things would you continue having sex with me during that stage we have sex with condoms most of the time anyway because of you know the fact that i can beat my penis against the tree and it keeps ticking but your vagina gets a little crazy every time we've spoken about how i'm slightly allergic to your semen you're slightly allergic slightly allergic yeah okay yes see is slightly allergic to my semen so we generally use condoms anyway so i wouldn't really have a problem with it i think the lack of sex would probably be more to do with my anger okay yeah that's my question why do you have something to tell me no i don't no no i was just i was just thinking about it this afternoon when i was running home and um i just wanted to ask you and i thought it'd be good to put you on the spot in front of a podcast yeah no i mean i think that's i like all of these points if we discussed it beforehand to be honest, I don't know that the idea of another man coming inside you is something that I'd rule out.

I kind of like that idea. I don't know why. We've discussed this. Yeah, but we haven't discussed it with the world of pod. No. We've had a discussion where you've said that it may interest you. Yeah, absolutely. And probably it's something to pin to the board and discuss. And the twinge in my penis right now says that I am interested in it. Yeah, see, whereas my vagina is just kind of closed over at the thought of another man.

Yeah, well, and we've had this discussion as yours is like and mine's just like is that the noise oh wow that's it that's it people you all know the noise if you uh if if you if you hear that noise in a play session with c you know exactly what's going on probably a good time to time to call it. Absolutely. So that's my mysterious question for you on this glorious Friday evening. Do you have any off the top of your head for me before we move on? Unfortunately, it seems that your last two subjects may cover my question. Oh, okay. I already know what your question is then. What is it?

Do you want to do double penetration? No, that's not what my question is. So suck it. All right. So my question is going, now I'm going to ask the question. I don't want to know if I want to hear it anymore. Well, I'm going to. So the question is, last night we had an experimental session.

Mm-hmm that session to the yeah happy to so we bought um some we bought some goodies from a bdsm i guess website yeah if anyone's seen um the photos those photos on twitter yeah all the stuff that we bought um just to try out some bits and pieces and also we had to leave a lot of our play stuff back in Sydney because customs here in Singapore, I mean, they don't really tend to like kilos. It's a lie I put it all in C's bag. No, I know that you put a lot of it in there because I arrived with a whip that was also a dildo and 50 million things vibrating. In fact, one of them was on. Yeah.

That's a standard thing for vibrators when they travel. They always turn themselves on. Anyone who's ever traveled with a vibrator knows that. And you're like, put your ear out. Is this my bag? Yep. See, there's no need for the little pink ribbon on the outside. No. Your bag will be the humming one. And if you've got a really strong vibrator in there, it's also like walking its way along the conveyor belt itself. Yeah, so we ordered a whole heap of stuff, and one of the items was actually a butt plug, a jeweled butt plug. Yeah, it's actually called Bedeweled.

I think it's the original jeweled butt plug. Oh, okay. Yeah, I think. It's a fairly small one, apparently. Well, it's not a training plug. Apparently. Remember, we had this discussion. We did. Yeah, it's not a training plug. It's just a pretty... Yeah, but still, don't they come in different sizes even as the pretty ones? Yeah, they do, but that's the internal size rather than the stretchy bit size. Okay, well, needless to say, we bought the small one. And it has a little red gem. I feel like you had anything to do with it. I did, I picked it. Okay.

And there was a little red gem in it, and so we ordered this, and last night I said to Dee, do you want to have sex with the butt plug in me? And I instantly dropped my pants, went upstairs, grabbed said butt plug, and walked down with the butt plug in head. Yeah, right. Yeah, because, I mean, there's only one real answer to ever getting invited to sex, isn't there, for men, generally. I'm just thinking of so many times that you've turned sex down right now from people in clubs and stuff as well. Yeah. I mean, you've turned me down, but... Yeah, I have turned you down.

I'm allowed to get angry as well. Man reserves the right to be pissed off at you. So we decided to have a little session with the butt plug and with during sex, I guess. So I propped the pillows up. So I had like a mountain of pillows. You were in dog position. Yeah, I was in doggy position. And while I figured that was the best way to go. Well, I don't think it really matters, does it? Once the butt plug is in, you could be in any position. Here's my point. Go.

If that's the small one damn can i say i i definitely felt the difference we were chatting we were discussing this on the way through as well i definitely felt the difference you were significantly tighter and you're already very tight um and i could feel it rubbing on the top of my cock and i i mean i'm not gonna say it was a bad thing for me so i have the butt plug in d's obviously having sex with me i was using a vibrator also on my clit yeah i have to say there was there was too much going on for a bit there yeah you you were yeah well also you're just it's a different sensation, so're kind of like what's going on here it's interesting though because you've had we've had a dildo in your ass whilst i was fucking in your pussy before or the other way around and that wasn't a problem this is true but that's a different shape maybe yeah i don't know i feel like we've got to investigate this well the only way to truly investigate it yeah you know the answer to this the only way to truly investigate it we're kind of going off on on little tangents again but to to your question what was it feeling like yes i felt just full full and it was a bit odd feeling a a little bit interesting, a little bit awkward as well.

I don't know. There was a lot going on there. I think there was a lot going on. Okay. Well, I mean, I don't think you've introduced yourself to the butt plug as well. You didn't say, hey, butt plug, I'm C, how are you? What have you been up to? Come on over. Come on over. Just the tip. Hang out. Just the tip. Just hang out there. No, you haven't introduced yourself. You know, you haven't actually worn it other than for that. Okay. And I think there's probably something to be said in naturalizing your ass to butt plug. Normalizing, maybe. Is there? There's something to be said about that.

I think so. Every household should have one. I think so. I think every household should have one. Why not get two when they're on special? Yeah. Have one while you're baking lasagna whilst you're hanging the clothes on the line. Yes. Okay. That's why it's got a gem in it, so you feel pretty. In my head, then, I was like a 1950s housewife advertisement, you know, like. Did you have the big pink polka dotty? Yeah. Shit, yeah. And I had like a little apron on as well. Oh, nice. Yeah, this is hot. Yeah, like. Did you have the big pink polka dotty? Yeah, and I had like a little apron on as well.

Oh, nice. Yeah, this is hot. Yeah, thanks. Curlers in my hair as I'm hanging the clothes in the line with my butt plug in. Sexy thought actually. All the house, all the Stepford wives have got them, okay? Yes, okay. Don't judge me. Too late. So that led us to having a conversation about how if that sensation I'm going to go sure about it. Now, for everybody out there, the thing that caught my ear in that question, I'm now not so sure about it. You've been wanting me to do DP for like a year. I've been interested in you doing DP, yes. I would say almost to the point of hounding. Bullshit.

I call bullshit. It's like catching fish in a barrel. Yeah, I call bullshit. There has been... been There was a couple of discussions There were a couple of discussions about it I won't deny that I do have interest in it But not at the sake of you hurting yourself ever Or being uncomfortable ever Well, I think it's going to be uncomfortable, honey I don't think that that's Well, I don't know There seems to be You know, we've got some very good friends out there now who've been involved in such a, you know, debaucherous thing and some of them seem to really like it, so...

Maybe they like its uncomfortableness. Maybe they do. You just never... You've only just figured out that you enjoy being spanked. Yes, but even with the little crop on my vagina as well. Yeah, which was another thing we tested. So we also bought a crop. And also we had the little, what's the other adaptions to the top of the vibrator as well? So everybody knows C's favorite vibrator is a Hitachi. She loves that thing because she's generally a clitoral orgasm. Correct? Generally clitoral.

we well I added to the kit of stuff loves that thing because she's generally a clitoral orgasm correct generally clitoral um we well i added to the kit of stuff we bought um attachments five i think attachment heads that go on the hitachi that have g-spot stimulation and and a few other things as well yeah so um we tested those out um and we also tested out the what was the other thing that we were just talking about? The crop. The crop. Yeah, so Anna, on our last, the last time we had play with a couple, he kept slapping her vagina, right?

And even we tested this theory just with hand slapping recently as well. Yeah, and you really quite enjoyed it. You actually said you could get off on the hand slapping. No, no, but during the session I was like, I don't know about this. And then so we were like, we were testing it. Yeah. And you got into, it was funny because we're on, I'm laying on the bed, legs open obviously, and Dee's just there doing various rhythmic slapping the bass. Slapping the bass, huh? Yeah. You like that? See? Funny as. Yeah, you are funny.

And then he got into a little rhythm and I'm like, no, no, that's no good. Oh, that's better. No, that's not. No, back the other way. Oh, good job. That's better. Yeah. Yeah. I think in the right circumstances, if I was horny, absolutely. It would totally get you off. Absolutely would. Which is interesting. I think if we get back to our secret spot and get to the St. Andrew's Cross again, I think you tied front forward, well, front forward, well, duh, front-out on the St Andrews Cross rather than having your butt out, I think we could probably have a lot of fun with you there. Would you agree?

Yeah, I think so. We're not going to buy one, so we have to go back to OSS. Explain that. But, yeah, so we bought a crop as well, a little crop, and that seems to work very well also. Yeah. Yeah, it is interesting. Which is pretty exciting.

I've got nothing else, but I just want to go along the lines of the fact that we've been experimenting so much with each other lately, and I just want to throw it out there to all the couples listening to, nope, I mean, you're either already contemplating aating a lifestyle you're in the lifestyle don't be afraid to kind of have those experimental nights with your partner have a laugh i mean if things get embarrassing they're embarrassing i mean ah yeah have a laugh lose your heart on yeah have a laugh and say babe no that's not getting me off oh no stop that or hey continue with that's great yeah yeah absolutely because it was fun and there were things there where you remember we were playing for like an hour with just with the you know the attachments on the hatachi and i was like no no no just a little bit to the left no that that one's not so great change change up change it up and um it was super fun yes yeah it is absolutely actually and you bought a you bought, a cock ring.

Yes. Yeah, we've got a cock ring as well. Yeah. So just for, it's a nice shiny chrome one, so it looks good on, I think. It's probably the biggest. Putting it on and off was a little bit disturbing for me. Yeah, it did disturb you a little. Yeah. I had to read the instructions.

Yeah, I wasn't, because it's actually, it's not strictly a not strictly a cock it's a ball and cock ring i'm trying to think of what they're called i don't know i'm sure i'm sure uh mr adam will help me out with this it'll go up on the tweet right beside this um yeah so pardon me so he's still recovering from, still sick, so, I'm okay, I would say you should edit that out, but there's no way you're going to edit that out, there really isn't, so that, that's my point, I just want to say, don't be, don't be afraid to talk to your partner, I mean, it's, it's actually, it's, it's a lot of fun, and discovering what you think is sexy, or not so sexy, or it turns you on, or doesn't turn you on, I mean, have a lot of fun.

And discovering what you think is sexy or not so sexy or it turns you on or doesn't turn you on, I mean, have a bit of fun. Life's there to experience. Now, I'll add to this as a specific note for C because this has come up in the past as well. When somebody is doing something with or to you in a play session that isn't doing it for you, perhaps you should stop them. Yeah, I get it. What do you think? Yeah, yeah. Good idea? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a great idea. Working on it. Well, I mean, I certainly stopped that. I stopped the lady from licking my arsehole.

Yeah, but I think what you're talking about is more like don't do that versus that's not doing it for me. Yeah, you could be right. Yeah. You could be right. That's everything I've got. Have you got anything before we get out of people's head? Only one other thing is that we have found some, we actually found a podcast in Singapore. We did. We found a podcast on... I found them actually. I'm going to take credit for that bad boy. Okay.

See found the podcast the podcast yeah it's um i don't care what it is they've only done a couple of episodes and they're not really doing it so we're not going to plug them no i wasn't kind of stop it wow that's brutal i mean do you you know he listens right he's such a bitch so anyway um we have actually touched base with them because they're a sex positive... Well, Kim. You haven't spoken to her yet, have you? Yeah, but no, but that's because she's been traveling internationally. Like everybody in bloody sex. So, we've touched base and... He's an interesting cat.

He has a very interesting company. Or job. Job. We're actually... Hobby. Hobby. It could be a hobby. It could be just for shits and giggles. It could be. But we will actually be bringing him onto our podcast some stage in the near future. We're actually catching up with him Sunday. Yep. For a drink and a chat. For a vino. For a vino. Super excited. Yeah. You're more excited about the vino, aren't you? No. Equally drink and a chat. For a vino. For a vino. Super excited. Yeah, you're more excited about the vino, aren't you? No, equally excited about the vino. Yeah.

This is what happens when C's not allowed to drink during the week anymore. Not allowed. Are you insinuating that I've got like this iron rule that I'm hitting you with or something? Please help me send wine to Singapore. See it, Singapore. Yeah, so C is on a self-enforced alcohol reduction. Healthy mind, body, soul have reduced my consumption of alcohol. Yeah. So, yeah, he will be along. And we have a name for him already, but we're not going to give him a name on the podcast till we have him on the podcast.

Oh, you're going to save it we're talking to him yep it's going to be awesome i see what you're doing there i like what you i like i like what you're doing yes so uh yes but that is that's going to be actually quite interesting that cast are you going to tell anyone what he does or are you going to leave that one hanging in the balance i'm going to tell people should i i'm gonna ready Okay.

He teaches ladies and gentlemen how to either squirt or help their partner squirt that's what his job is mind blown and he does that out of singapore i mean one of the most sexually oppressed countries on the planet it's amazing probably not on the planet but highly highly oppressed yes maybe not on the planet probably i'm thinking of a couple of places okay it's not it's not like you so he he does this for for a living he also does i think sexual massages but he but he teaches people how to do it or he'll just do a sexual massage i believe and then do it right yeah yeah absolutely but we're interesting interested to meet this guy yeah absolutely Thank you.

to do it or he'll just do a sexual massage I believe and then do it right yeah yeah absolutely but we're interesting interested to meet this guy yeah absolutely because damn how do you what is how do you fall into that kind of a job so I have a question for you see that I've just come up with oh you want to know if I want to squirt no not at all as I said to you before I mean I the idea of you squirting is not really of that much interest to me, unless it's amazingly exciting for you. I'm going to ask you whether you think he's hot. I don't. Show me a photo of him. Man, mid-pod.

Oh, it's really hard to get that phone that's in arm's reach. Has he got a photo up on his chat thing? No. All right, hold on. So we will... No, he doesn't. No, he does not have a photo. Yeah, you just need to take a breath, babe. So actually, I'm just opening Field.

For everyone out there who has an Android device, um thrinder has changed its name to field and is now available for um for android devices it's only been available for apple devices up until now and this is in fact how we've met both of our single guys sorry two of the single out of the three single guys but in singapore but also we used it in sydney quite a bit yeah he's attractive yes he is attractive the beard beardemic strikes again beardemic is there it's not too bad as in it's not too long yeah but it exists yeah he does he does look very he looks um oh what's the word i can't wait to hear his feedback on us talking about it I'm looking for.

He doesn't have a... So you either are a hipster or you're a lumberjack Thank you That's what you're looking for Yeah, that's what I'm looking for He doesn't have a flannel shirt on But I'm imagining him in one You should edit that photo and change his black shirt to a flannel shirt And then you'll think he'll be a lumberjack But then I can tell Then I can know Then you can know whether he is a lumberjack Definitively, is he a lumberjack or does he teach people how to squirt? Jesus Christ, he's got a six pack That's a lot of work I don't know.

then I can know definitively is he a lumberjack or does he teach people how to squirt Jesus Christ he's got a six pack that's a lot of work that's a lot of work look at that different different hair anyway you guys will meet him very shortly it'll be after our next'll have another podcast about our – because we are catching up with our single guy tomorrow, so we'll have another podcast about him tomorrow. I'm nervous. Where he will officially get a name. Mm-hmm. And, yeah, I mean, I'm not surprised you're nervous. You're always nervous before any form of potential play.

Yes, but also he's not – I can't pick his, like he's very flirty on messages, but he's not in person. And that's a respect thing. I absolutely believe it is. Absolutely. But at the same time, it's like Mr. Atom and I, we're having a conversation of kind of like, you know, if you're not the more forceful. Dominant. Dominant. Yeah. Where? You put two submissives in a room and say, hey. And next thing you know, they're playing Monopoly. No, you take Park Road. No, you take it. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, I've witnessed that. So that's everything. That's us, guys. That's us. Happy Friday night.

Sorry this wasn't the podcast everyone was hoping for. Are you kidding me? This is gold. This is gold. I'm not... This is like... I wasn't apologizing for the content. I was apologizing for the fact that it's not about what we told people it would be about. Ooh. Are you sorry, though? No. Not at all. Not at all. I should be. Going to sleep okay tonight? I'll sleep fine. Oh, we love you guys. Yeah. Signing off, this is C. This is D. This is Swinging Down Under.