EP95 – The BEST Swinger Date

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You're listening to Swinging Down Under, a podcast about the swinging, non-monogamous lifestyle from two crazy Australians with over four years of lifestyle antics to keep you entertained, informed, angry, happy and horny. Join our international swinging adventures. And welcome. I'm C, crazy female Australian sheila and believer of all things love, balance and sexy times. And this is Dee. I'll be doing my best to keep the dad jokes to a minimum, which is probably going to be highly unlikely. Along with that, I'll keep C and check where I can. Did I mention I'm a pilot?

We'll be your podcast host for today so sit back and enjoy the sweet sweet welcome everyone to podcast stardate um 152 which is the um the the new beginning this is the new generation of podcasts where daryl speaks in a baritone somewhat like our um a friend who comes on regularly and you know pretends that he's Oscar, is it? No, the Cookie Monster, babe. Cookie Monster, sorry, my bad. So, Daryl, welcome back. You've just gotten off a flight from Australia and in, what, three, four hours you're leaving for another flight to Malaysia, correct? That's two hours, yeah.

Whatever, yeah, you need to pack and go, basically. So we're doing a podcast on the run here. So welcome, everyone, to episode 95, whatever stardate was that daryl just said who knows and uh this is next generation next generation yeah we're into the next generation of stardates you don't say next generation though because that's super lame and old person what you say is next gen no because this the title of the star trek was next generation yeah i know but new people young people next gen is a whole next gen is a whole nother it's a whole not movie. You can't say Next Gen.

People will be confused. I think we're talking about robots. We're not talking about robots. We're talking about Star Trek and Stardate. That's right. We're not talking about robots because they will eventually take over the world. Hopefully. What we are talking about, though, is the best swinger dates. Hopefully they're female robots. They'll do a lot better job than the man robots. Holy shit. I'm just going to leave that one.

So, yeah, the yeah the best leave that sit there and marinate nobody's uh nobody's gonna bomb that no no for sure so that's what hashtag girls better than guys is that what you're going for oh yeah let's do that girl robots rule girl robots yeah hail hail girl you lost it yeah you're on a roll there and then you. Okay. So we're talking about the best swing of dates today. We're going to talk about some of our experiences over the past five years and we're also going to share some of the feedback that we received on Twitter about other people and what they thought about lifestyle dates.

So I need to say for those of you out there writing on Twitter, can you write with a bigger font, please? Because those of us who have to wear glasses to read shit can't read the font size. Sweetie, I think that might be Kate, can you please print stuff in bigger font? Same. All right. Same, same, but different. If anyone wants a t-shirt from Bangkok, let us know. So the reason that I wanted to bring this up was, I'm going to be honest, I'm bored. I'm bored with dating with first dates in particular.

I'm bored with going to the usual dates, which is just, you know, stand-up tappers, cocktail bar, you know, high tables and all that. I'm a bit bored and I was curious about what everybody else. So just maybe go straight for an anal finger blasting. I could go for anal finger blasting, but, you know, I think that's kind of second or third date material, no? Well, that's up to you. I mean, you said you were bored. I can spice it up real quick. Well, let me ask you. I'm going to choke you out on the first date. Are you bored with dating on the first dates?

Are you bored with going to a bar and kind of doing the same old, same old thing? Are you bored because you're sick of drinking or because you're taking a little time off drinking now to get your little patootie back into shape? Maybe that's part of it. Maybe, I mean, right now, you're right. I'm trying to be a little bit more healthy. I'm not drinking at the moment, so it's been a week. Jesus, I'm not sure that counts. Fucking hell. Oh, it's been a week. It's been a week. Today is the eighth day, and I'm extraordinarily proud of myself. Thank you.

Eighth day, you should probably give yourself one of those coins. No, I don't want to say that. People out there have real struggles. That's actually a bit rough. Let me recall that. That's not fair because those of you who are out there that are working real hard at that, you should be really, really proud of yourself. I'm making a joke at Kate's expense and it shouldn't be at yours. Yeah, that's right because I am a bit of a booze hag. She's a booze hag. Yeah, it is probably because I am not drinking. So the idea of kind of meeting a couple I don't know, I'm going to say like back...

So finger blasting anally is locking it down, I would imagine. That's locking it in, locking it down, and bolting it up. That's what that is. Okay, just checking. We mentioned this, I'm going to say like back maybe in episode 10 or 11 and we realized... Start eight, three, five, five. We realized that when you go to a sit-down meal, you're locking yourself into that date and if it doesn't go well or you're not really vibing, you've got to sit there and eat the whole bloody meal.

So we realized very early on that bars with a go and not only just bars but like high tables you know again you've got the opportunity to move around and mingle i have to say i'm not really in agreeance on the high table it's just that if i complain about it you get you get crazy nuts so um why aren't you let's let's share because i like i like a fucking chair with a back okay yeah i mean that's it that's the that's the sole reason so if it's a high table with a chair with the back you're you're groovy otherwise what happens is i end up slouching and i look like a dog fucking a tennis ball and that's bad look it's not a good look have you ever seen a dog fucking tennis i don't know they look like they do yoga flexible yeah very flexible but i mean you know there's lots of rolls and lumps and fucking things poking out okay so i i do i love high tables i think they're great because you can move around and you can get a bit flirty, you know, there's lots of rolls and lumps and fucking things poking out.

Okay. So I do. I love high tables. I think they're great because you can move around and you can get a bit flirty, you know, if the mood strikes. But generally, that's a first date, right? That's a first date. Yes. That's it. Question. When have you ever moved around because it got a bit flirty? Many, many times. Lies. Many times. Too many times to count. So I'm sick of it. It's huge.

It's amazing i'm wondering shut up i'm wondering what else is there to do for a first date right so i actually you know i i did my usual thing i took to twitter and i said hey if you went on a first date what would you prefer now i actually did a poll and i chose some very uh i guess polarizing uh options for the poll because i wanted people to be on the fence and I wanted people to talk about this topic. And I tell you what, it bloody worked. So we got 349 people respond and I gave the options as the tapas bar, so snacks and drink, an escape room, adult putt-putt or a cooking class.

Not surprisingly, 68% of people said they'd prefer a tapas bar for snacks and drinks. Adult fucking putt-putt. Yeah, I know, right? Jesus. I like drinking, getting drunk and doing putt-putt. Come on. So I thought the whole idea was to not to be drinking. Well, yeah, there's that. So, I mean, I don't want to blow any holes. 19% of people said they would consider adult putt-putt. I just want to mention that. An escape room was 8% and a cooking class was 4%. So 349 votes. But, I mean. So hang on, more people went with putt-putt than a cooking course? Yeah. You people are weird.

Well, there you go. Different strokes for different folks, Daryl. You know, there's diversity. Oh, no, I'm not disagreeing, but come on. You'd rather cook some Italian than play drunken putt-putt? Yes. Well, hey. I'd rather cook a shit sandwich than play sober putt-putt. That didn't really work out. That didn't work out in anyone's favour. I don't know. I think you know where I was going. I do not know where you were going with that. Yeah, I involved a shit sandwich. It wasn't a good start. So the best swingers date. So a lot of people responded to this.

So we're going to go one for one here and read some of the answers answers and and look it was a landslide for a reason you know i agree with people the idea of going to an escape room or cooking class on a first date being in an escape room with people you don't know and then wanting to beat them because they're like going off on some sort of weird you know tangent when you know the answer is just put a plus sign on the table over there that would yeah that right, well, let's read these and then let's round up with some of our best favourite dates after this.

So are you ready to get into these, Daryl? I could not be more excited. All right, first one is from Negroni Cheesecake. They said this is the idea of... Their opinion doesn't count. This is their idea of, you know, first dates. Backstage passes to Metallica and then a bonfire in the woods where we read plath to each other while gnawing on a large communal block of cheese and making occasional nervous eye contact. I think the only thing missing from that is that it's not backstage passes to Metallica, it's backstage passes to an Elton John concert. He's going to burn you so hard for that.

He is, but it's true. He's joking, of course. Our good friend there, Negrini's Cheesecake Dan from Sydney. You know, stop responding on Twitter because you're just a weirdo and nobody likes you. I can't believe he's at like 3,500 followers or something. He's just crazy. So that's what he thought of a first date. I reckon you're not getting a lot of – I don't think you're getting a lot of people coming to your first date. I don't know. I like all of it. Well, actually, I kind of like all of that. Gnoring on a large block of communal cheese. Have you seen the cheese in our fridge?

Yeah, that's got to stop. Hey, look, sidebar everybody. Daryl has recently taken to running out the door because he's been working really long hours. And he just picked up the recent block of cheddar cheese and just ate a chunk off the side of it. I ate tomato with it, so it's a balanced diet. You ate and your teeth marks were in our block of fucking cheese. Like, that's not okay. Could be worse. I'm sure it could be, actually. I don't want to get into that.

What you got there what have you got for a response i gotta read okay let me put my glasses on okay so mr and mrs smith here have responded with we'd rather do something activity is good but we also agree with at sweet tea and whiskey that it depends on how much we've connected with the other couple or sorry the another couple that's true i mean and. I mean, and that's exactly correct. To your point, you wouldn't want to do a escape room on a first date or you wouldn't want to be committed to a full dinner on a first date. Again, you don't know if you're going to have a connection.

And I'm not going to beat up Mr. and Mrs. Smith on their grammar at all. That's not appropriate on this show. This is not a grammar show. It's not a grammar show? No. Okay.

Yeah, I yeah i agree with it what are your thoughts yes absolutely i mean i've uh i've challenged a few people to something crazy like going on a um what was it a uh ski rope thing what's it called oh yeah wakeboarding going on a wakeboard park yeah but nobody's taking us up i was gonna say yeah those dates were fun that was that's actually mainly because the main reason we didn't do those is because my loving booze hag was hung over from the night before and we couldn't go. Probably valid. Yeah. Remember we had a single guy who was willing to do that. Yeah, that's right.

Lovely guy that he is. And then he moved countries, as they all do. Yeah, so now he's dead to us. We knew him for what, four weeks this time? Dead to us. And then he had to move countries. Yeah. Yep. What a streak there. Okay, fun Italian couple. Agree with the overwhelming majority. You know, minimal's best. Drinks are good. Food is bad. Be prepared to exit if need be. Now, this next bit. We've become so accustomed to disappointment that we save what is being described here for a second meeting after a public meeting. So, in other words, like all the fun stuff. Wow. Okay. Yeah.

I mean, look, it happens, right? People flake out. People are not what they say they are. Are there differences?

second meeting after a public meeting so in other words like all the fun stuff wow okay yeah i mean look it happens right people flake out people are not what they say they are they're different in person than they are on social media or they're different to what their profiles are we've been disappointed when we've met people on first jesus i've been disappointed when i look in the mirror you know like i'm not surprised people on the other side of the table went what the fuck have we gotten ourselves into i mean we should update our photos it's only been 26 years since we did them no i did them six months ago i'm actually making a funny oh okay well i did them six months ago so shut up the dog's laughing but you're not i can't understand it so yeah i mean yeah look agree it it can be disappointing it's not uncommon unfortunately so we're gonna go sweet tea and whiskey now definitely depends on how much we've chatted and what and what that chemistry has looked like I'll see you next time.

not uncommon unfortunately so we're going to go sweet tea and whiskey now it definitely depends on how much we've chatted and what and what that chemistry has looked like if it's minimal drinks only so um i think sweet tea and whiskey and mr and mrs smith should probably catch up for a drink sometime just saying it's the love podcast all we're doing here is connections through sex positive speech thank you very much for tuning in sweet tea and mr and mrs smith enjoy your date hence why i've got my sexiest voice on sexiest voice on radio if you'd like i've got a head for it as well you do too especially now because you you're uh you know haven't shaved oh i've got a beard coming in again it's awesome it's coming in it's it's chipper we should put my beard up as a photo for this podcast i think Or we can not.

Yeah, no great it's not even like it's untempt it's like geldoff sort of you know the beginnings of geldoff it's getting in uh yeah thank you all right the next one's actually from fellow podcasters are so steak and tequila they said we always meet for cocktails never ever a dinner that way we're not locked in for um long if we don't click and god damn has that happened a number of times yeah again we've fallen victim to that in the beginning not so much now it's always drinks now so we've never since since the beginning i don't think we've actually made that error but that's something that new people do tend to make going for an actual sit down dinner yeah i've done a sit i mean we've done a sit down dinner and still escaped just by saying yeah we're done that's true actually Remember that really terrible one back in Sydney and we – You'll have to fucking narrow it down.

And we're just like, yeah, halfway through, like, we're not going to carry on. We're actually going to go. Thank you very much. Here's our half of the bill. You guys are shit. We're leaving. Yeah. I think they were fighting, right? Yeah, they were fighting. Yeah. And they were overtly fighting. It made it really hard. I mean, it wasn't Crazy Cokie Lawyer standard. Crazy Cokie Lawyer. She was pretty cool. Yeah, she was an absolute nut job. Yeah, but Crazy and Cokie. Yeah, that's true. But yeah, they're saying it happened as well. So this is a common trend.

So if you're out there and you're listening to this. What, they've met Crazy Cokie Lawyer as well? Maybe they have met Crazy Cokie Lawyer.

If you're out there and you're listening to this and, you know, happened to you don't feel disheartened it's not uncommon but you know there are you know better things on the horizon look there is a rainbow right behind the the cloud or whatever other things that people say to spruce up a conversation uh you know good stuff comes from this as well what you're trying to say there is the grass is always greener there's plenty of fish in the sea there in the sea. Yeah, okay. So, yeah, I mean, that's certainly something to think about is how many fish there are in said sea.

Singapore is more like a pond than an ocean, I would say. With a lot of guppies swimming around. Some guppies. I mean, there's some big fellas as well. You just got to hook them. Who knows, says, nothing too intense for a first date uh and where you get to chat to get to know the other couple so oh that's a really good one actually because there's nothing nothing worse than being stuck in a loud fucking bar where you're just standing there looking at each other or you leave the bar with no voice something like what i might have right now yeah actually we I recall a date here in Singapore.

I don't know if you remember this one. It was pretty soon after we moved here and it was a couple, it was their first or second date. They didn't live together and they took us to a nightclub for our first date. Yeah, that was tough. And you can talk to them, you can hear them. I mean, yes, you can obviously dance. And look, body language through dance is kind of sexy and fun anyway. But it just was so not – we didn't really learn anything about them. We didn't understand them. Kate did communication through dance. She was flailing her arms around like a chicken.

Hey, the chicken dance is sexy. sorry i was doing the zombie chickens from world war z world war z if anyone hasn't watched world war z there's zombie chickens in there. Well, they're actually humans, but they wander around and flapping their wings and, you know, chickening it up. Yes, but that is true. I mean, we've had that too, yeah, like loud atmospheres or places where you actually can't get to know somebody, can't talk to somebody, they're shit as well. Next one is Penkey23.

So for us, we wouldn't want to ruin a good dinner with a bad date and we wouldn't want to ruin a good play date with a good filling dinner. Really important there. So drinks, drinks it is. Like that's what the options are. See, I'm curious about that because I don't think I've ever had a dinner that's big enough to stop me from wanting to have sex with somebody that I wanted to have sex with. But surely you don't feel sexy and like playful after a six-course degustation. Have you seen me full of pizza? That's when I'm most sexiest and most playful.

Seriously, though, like, you know, if you go... I'm being fucking serious. So you've just spent... I'm happy post-pizza. You've just spent, you know, three hours at, like, one of those all-you-can-drink-all-you-can-eat buffets, you know, like the real fancy ones. Back it up. I'm talking about pizza. Yeah, I'm just talking about eating now. Okay. You said you've never felt like you weren't ready for sex after a big meal. I'm just giving you that example. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I'd still go for it. You'd still go for play. Yeah. Yep. You just don't give any fucks, do you? Well, no.

I mean, it's not just about that. I mean, if somebody sees me sans pizza and thinks I look all right and then I throw a pizza in and they think I'm fucking hideous, then I'm kind of on some sort of borderline, aren't I? I mean, that's not a normal thing, I don't think. Pizza is fucking God's bread. Pizza is God's bread. Yes, it is.

They should hand it out at the beginning, at the end, when you do your communion communion it shouldn't be little wafers it should be fucking pizza it's a good good old slice of pizza you should get a lot more people along not a slice just a little pizza oh a mini pizza yeah but those are shit because you can never really get a good balance of like cheese and meat and bread and such you know there isn't such a thing as shit pizza no well that yeah that but a fucking fun size fun size chocolate yeah there's nothing's fun about a pissant little chocolate i don't know you eat it and you're like oh fuck i want another chocolate now i found one the other day when i was sick on the couch and i thought it was awesome you found one yeah it was in the cupboard i don't even i don't even want it you found a fun size fucking chocolate i ate the fuck out of it okay okay so always drinks and chatting k and b always drinks and chatting mini golf would be fun if we met people before and or at a meet and greet i'm adding an or in there just to get the grammar right um although that's never come up as an option never an escape room ever i fucking agree I fucking agree.

Sorry, I'm taking this entirely out of context and saying that's probably just ever. Like that's got nothing to do with a date. Never an escape room ever. Yeah, you're not a fan, are you? I mean, as much of a fan as I am of sticking pencils in my anus. I've seen you do that a couple of times. Only three. Okay. Yeah. And, yeah, look, agree. Lolo Lady said the first you can escape from, pun intended, if they turn out to be crazy and not your kind of people, I don't know. Okay. Yeah. And, yeah, look, agree.

Lolo Lady said the first you can escape from, pun intended, if they turn out to be crazy and not your kind of people, do-dum-bah. I mean, look, common, right? Everybody's saying the same bloody thing, that it is just tapas and drinks. But I'm bored. So what are the solutions here? Group roundtable masturbatory sessions. So a circle jerk? Circle jerk. Good old say-oh circle jerk. All right.

Soggy soggy say oh as it's called no it's not it is that's the thing it's fucking not fucking google i don't know if you're trying to take the piss now soggy say so say oh for those of you who aren't in the know a say oh is an australian biscuit that's a dry biscuit you lie to me and you can't eat three sayos in under a minute minute. It's physically impossible because they're that fucking dry. You end up getting dry mouth and you can't swallow. Soggy seo. It's a group of people sitting around and the person who orgasms last on the seo gets to eat it. Oh, wait a second.

So people come on the seo cracker. Yeah. That's fucking gross, man. That's so gross. I didn't say it was awesome. Okay. So I just looked up Urban Dictionary. Soggy sayo. Soggy sayo. Wait for this though. Game played by homosexual or confused young men, usually at boarding schools such as Trinity, Grammar or Kings. Three or more people stand in a circle around a sayo, a square Australian biscuit, and they wank. The aim is to not be the last person who deposits their load on the biscuit so they must eat the sperm-soiled soggy seo. Yeah.

There's also another one called something pillow, like floofy pillow or something. It's the same deal. But then you smack them in the face with the pillow. There's also a reference here that it's an Australian Navy custom. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Is it really? Yeah, yeah. That and, you know, the beating that they copped when they crossed the equator. In the Navy. So, yeah, everybody, get on down, recruits, head on down to Australia, join the Navy, and, you know. Eat yourself a soggy sailor. Eat yourself a soggy sailor. Yum, yum. Or just be like the rest of every other man in the world.

Come within three seconds and you'll be fine. That's funny. Okay, so the other thing I did ask have never been last have you not no have you actually played that no yeah okay right it's a it's a game that's got to be on the bucket list though really no okay i was joking thank god for that so cancellations daryl how many times over the past five years do you think we've been cancelled on either the day of or the day before? 15%. 15%, 15, not 15 and a half, or 15.543? 15.382. Yeah, well, I asked.

I said on Twitter, and again, all these polls, they're actually anonymous, so I made a point of saying that because I really wanted people to be honest here, but I said, have you ever used a liar or an excuse to get out of a date because you simply couldn't be bothered right we had 280 people vote 63 said yes how many times have we done that never i don't think i don't think we've done that um no once once and it was because we were supposed to catch up for a play date and you were about to fly out of the country i'm going to say five or six hours later so we would have had to have gone to see them played with them come back to the house got in your bags and then gone to the airport and i think we were tired from going out the night before and i just wrote to them and i was like hey we're tired and you know you've got to go that's not really an excuse that's being honest okay well so you know not to bump a hole in your whole conversation here but that's definitely not being dishonest well that's the closest i guess we've come to it right yeah okay so that's uh that's everything even though there's been more than one time that i've wanted to say fuck this noise let's stay home and eat a bag of doritos and watch the tv fucking pizza now i'm pizza hungry i bet you are hopefully the plane i'm getting on has pizza hopefully it does but it doesn't not put them you're only on the an hour.

Come on. Yeah, so I can get through a couple of pizzas in an hour. All right, guys, we're going to go on a break for a second here, and then when we come back, we're actually going to talk about... You're breaking up with me? No, we just... Sorry, I thought you said we're going on a break. It's a pause. Oh, what, we're talking about dog's feet now? Go on, tell everybody your joke. What's a pawpaw? What is a pawpaw? A dog dog's foot foot. And with that deliciousness, we are heading out on a break.

We'll be back and we're going to talk about what our favourite dates have been since we've joined the lifestyle five years ago. So see you soon. All right, guys, so we're back now.

We're going to talk about some of our favourite dates, what we have experienced in the five years since we've been in the lifestyle and some of the ones that have stood out I guess you know we've been on many dates that have been fantastic met some amazing people but these ones are a little bit different they are different in terms of what we did on the date and kind of stood out as being fucking awesome quite frankly so Daryl what's one of your favorite memories of a date um good question okay so probably for me and it was a surprise date for me, was when our friends from Texas joined us in Mexico City.

Mexico, yeah. Was that last year or the year before? No, was that 2017? It was definitely a year. Yeah, that was 2017, that was. So that was certainly an awesome one because plane to come and visit, you know, me, realistically. And we'd only met them, what, five days beforehand or something like that. Yeah, and they're fucking awesome peeps now. I mean, they're stuck with us forever. Whether they want to be stuck with us forever or not. What made that date so awesome for you? Well, for starters, it was pretty relaxed.

It was away from home, so we were kind of already in a holiday mode, I suppose. So, you know, we'd been drinking and eating and, you know, I was actually already kind of pizza-filled, if I'm going to be honest. I wasn't exactly at, you know, my trimmer. That's not true. We were actually eating crickets and stuff there. Yeah, but I was already – this was after going to Desire and eating for seven days. I was as chock-full of midnight pizza as anyone else. So, you know, they still found me sexy as well. So, there you go. So, it was because it was a relaxed dinner and then… Smelled like salami.

We gave them crickets for dinner as well, didn't we? We ordered some up. Yes. And just in case people are confused, we don't mean crickets as in us just sitting there looking at them in silence. No, I mean insects. Literal insects that you could eat. Yeah Yeah, Mexico. Yeah. Delicious. They were. They were delicious and they ate the crickets and they didn't complain. If they did, we would have had to throw them out of our Bend Hotel. Of our Bend Hotel.

Let's stick with Mexico then and I'm going to give you a memory from last year, from Desire last year, and it was the massive group dinner that we had in Desire Pearl where we had a giant giant square table you mean the one that was followed by a massive gangbang yeah well orgy sorry um yeah and it was just such a fantastic dinner everybody there was really vibing with each other we had the entrees and we all moved seats and when we sat in different seats for the for the mains and then different seats again for dessert so you got chance to kind of sit and talk to all the different people but it was just fantastic there was laughter there was questions there was um you know just discussion and it was just such an easy going conversation sexy conversation easy going date and it was perfect and only you know with that many people on you know what i would actually even though we'd known each other from seeing each other at desire i classify that as a decent first date because, you know, you're sitting around and you're having dinner and a meal and drinking and talking to everybody.

And it was just super casual but sexy and easygoing. So that was probably one of my favorites, like, for a bigger group date. And I'm going to go from there to one of the weirdest fun dates we've been on, and that is going to a Harry harry potter themed cocktail making bar in london you're gonna have that as one of your faves yeah oh tell me why because i've never seen you so fucking happy or excited oh okay my god when they gave when they gave you a wand when they gave you a little wand you i could quite literally see the little girl glee in your eyes.

It's making me happy thinking about it right now. Then some pee came out. A little bit of pee came out. And then you didn't realize that you got to keep it. And then they told you that you could keep it and use it. And you got even more fucking excited. Yeah, I don't know. I thought she was going to like give it to me and then take it away or something. But we got to use it through the whole. That's what your parents used to do. Here, have a toy. Nah, jokes. Nah, just jokes. Nah, jokes. Just kidding.

Assaults kidding don't take it out of the box um yeah that was fun i liked it what so aside from well you know you think it doesn't sound very sexy believe me it doesn't sound um but um apparently it became very sexy halfway through when the two ladies on the other side of the table decided that the wands could also be used to, like, well, no, I went too far there. They could use the wands to trick each other into magic kisses. True. No, that was such a fun time. Yeah, I liked that. Who would have thought that Harry Potter and cocktails would make two ladies want to kiss each other?

Well, here's the thing. Cocktail making classes for the first date then, because best of both worlds, you've got drinks, but you've also got some form of activity, right? I don't know. And cocktails would make two ladies want to kiss each other. Well, here's the thing. Cocktail making classes for the first date then because best of both worlds, you've got drinks, but you've also got some form of activity, right? Yes. There you go. And you can just always top up the alcoholic percentage of the cocktail if you're sick of the people you're with.

I feel like we've just actually come up with a beautiful solution too. Now all you do have to do is find a cocktail making course in every city that you'll ever go to with potential for a date. I'm sure that somebody's already on top of that. Guys, send me an email and let me know all the cocktail-making classes in all of the cities in all the world. Yes. All right, so that's yours. So let me see now. I'm going to now move over to actually a date that you weren't on, Daryl, a date that was just me.

And it was in Washington, D.C., and I was hanging out with Jay and Kay from that couple next door, and we took a Segway tour around the city. And that was fun for a couple of reasons. First of all, Kay had never been on a Segway before, so that was kind of fun. Second of all, your ass is just juggling up and down. I mean jiggling. Jiggling, thank you. Jiggling up and down. Because juggling is a totally different thing. My butt does that. Does it? I've heard it make noises, but none of that are like that. A bit like that one, yeah. Yeah, that was just so much fun.

And you could see the butts kind of bouncing up and down. We got to try something new. We were laughing, joking, swirling around each other, taking videos. That was a really cool date. Yeah, okay. I wasn't there, can't say. FOMO. No. No, I'm actually just surprised you survived it more than anything else. Hey, I'm solid on a Segway. I'm pretty good. Certainly better than the five Americans that fell off the Segways. Where was that? That was hilarious. Shit, where was that? Spain? Spain, yeah.

There were ten people, five of them Americans, and all the Americans managed to fire their way off the Segway. That was pretty cool. You know 61% of our audience audience who listen to us are American. Yeah, I know. I just thought, I'm not pointing out, I'm not saying that Americans are uncoordinated or anything. I'm just saying those five Americans are uncoordinated. Americans in Spain on Segways are uncoordinated. Yes. Okay. It's quite a niche group. It's a very niche group. Oh, sorry. In Spain on a Segway that was on the same Segway ride as us are uncoordinated. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Excellent.

What's another one you got? Well, I mean, one springs to mind, but I'm not sure it's because it's a positive or not. Oh, share. Well, no, it would be for you, I'm sure. We went on a rock climbing and alcohol-fuelled escape room event. So that was some – I'm thinking you really loved that.

I did actually really like that that why are you taking all the ones that like i have memories of because i'm running out of ones to talk about i don't have i don't have the memory for this yeah i can't even remember the names of the people that go along with this oh bullshit so yeah that was just kidding that was fun rock climbing escape room that sounds amazing another one we did was a really fun recent dinner actually in new orleans so we had a really nice lovely um dinner i would say did we have a dinner it was flash fancy come on let's be fair and we're all dressed up and yeah that was really nice it was just such a great chat and sexy conversation and we're all dressed up and looking fancy and the meals were fantastic and the wine was fantastic, we made cocktails and it was just lovely.

Yeah, it was lovely. Good people, good conversation and it was sexy and the food was really good as well. Yeah, the food was good. I'm actually really hungry. I'm going to go get some food after this. Yeah, like pizza. No, mini pizza. Again, if you make the pepperoni pizza too small, one pepperoni covers the whole pizza and then it's not pepperoni pizza. It's just steak on a sandwich. That is true. That is true. So that's the episode for the Best Swinger Dates, guys.

Do send us in your suggestions on what your best first dates are and then maybe what you think a good second and third follow-up dates are.

Obviously, this is not including things like actually going and playing or going to the hotel and and playing all of that sort of stuff but just like actually trying to get to know people like what are your thoughts send us an email we'd love to hear from you my best date my best future date includes pizza oh and if you want to take daryl on a date you know just remember to give him some pizza and he'll be happy as a clam yeah a fat little happy as a fat little clam yeah but remember also that if you are on the fence about Daryl, then if he does have the pizza, it may sway you either way.

So just consider that when you're creating your date. What I'm fairly confident in saying here is that if you're on the fence about Daryl, it's got nothing to do with his pizza belly. So we're going to take a break. We're going to come back and we're going to update you guys on some of the stuff. We're coming back again? We're coming back again after a break. We're going to update you on some things that are happening with us, and then we're going to finish up today's episode. We'll be back soon. All right, so October was a huge month for our Patreon supporters.

We actually put up a lot of exclusive content, and we have a list here. Daryl, tell us who our new Patreon people are. Who do you want to thank? Well, I mean, I think there's certainly a few in here that I'm going to start with just because they've got weird names like star pool star pool i like star pool star pool's good yeah star pool sounds like a pool that i could swim in um we've got tara twice so tara is that a stutter or is it that the tara did it once and you wrote i think i wrote tara twice twice yeah so thanks to Tara. Yeah, absolutely.

I mean, Tara, you're obviously front of mind there for Kate, so well done. Shane and Erin, now we know these guys as well. Sex on the Fringe, it's a blog that Kate reads regularly. I don't read it as regularly as often as Kate does, mainly because I run out of time between catching airplanes, apparently. Carrie and Dwayne, thank you very much for your support as well. And Jimmy also along the way, Keith, Amy and Doug, and Tara, sorry. Yeah, so thank you all. Thank you all for your welcome, Patreon.

patreon it's really lovely to think that that you guys are willing to support us especially given it's been eight weeks since i managed to get on this end of a microphone even though kate has been whipping me continually to get it to happen yeah that's true so no thanks guys we just put up a video the other day actually i did some videoing of our sex toy collection i did a blog about it so if you follow our newsletter and our blog you'll see that i did a blog but i actually took some video of our toys and popped that up there as exclusive content which is probably the closest they've gotten to sex in the in recent history actually the the um sex toys there's a lot that we haven't used i gotta be i gotta be honest so we need to no shit yeah i was looking at them all the other day that's why i made the statement that Yeah, that's fair.

There's probably 50% of our sex toys that have never been near a vagina or a penis. You got your favorites, right? And you kind of tend to – You get stuck on them. You do. You get stuck. No, you do. Oh, sorry. That was a finger-pointing scenario there that you get stuck on them. Dude, thanks. All right, cool. You're like, it's the same clitoral stimulator every time. I'll have this one. And then that one broke. And then you were like, I got you a new one. And you're like, this one's shit. I need to get the same of the other one, which is like 11 bucks from fucking Amazon. So true.

So thank you very much, everyone, for listening. This has been a shorter episode. We wanted to get this out for you guys, the best Swinger Dates. Thanks for hanging in with us today for Swinging Down Under Podcast. Really appreciate the hell out of you guys. Cheers. Absolutely. And just a heads up, our dog's licking the floor for some strange reason. I'm not really sure why. She's a bit special. She's wandering around licking the floor. We love you, Penny. Thanks for helping clean our floor. Bye, guys. Hey, guys. Thanks again for listening to Swinging Down Under.

If you're wondering why I'm overlaying music over the outro here, it's because the Singaporean government have decided for the third time this month to rip up the road and try to lay it back down. To wrap up, thank you for listening to The Best Swinger Dates. Of course, we did only talk about dating here. We didn't really talk about going to clubs or events because that is kind of a whole different kettle of fish. So a couple of things to wrap out here. I just wanted to mention that we are excitingly now over 50% sold out for Podcasterpalooza in May next year in Miami, of course.

And I just wanted to shout out, thank you again to our sponsors, Double Date Nation. You can use code MIAMI there and that'll get you three months free access on their site. And of course, Playhouse LV out there in Las Vegas. Thank you so much guys for your support of Podcasterpalooza. Now we also have a couple of favors to ask you guys. If you are an AT&T mobile phone user, we found out that AT&T users, when they're on 3G or 4G services, so they can't access the Swinging Down Under website. Our particular internet provider out of Australia has asked us to help them problem solve, basically.

And so we're asking any users out there who are AT&T, if you can go to our website, swingingdownunder.com. If you have a problem accessing the website, drop me an email, cnd at swingingdownunder.com. I'd love to hear from you guys. All right, last but not least, I am hitting the road. We're actually going to Texas together, Daryl and I, to spend Christmas and New Year's in Dallas. But then I'm actually heading down to Florida. I do have some things I've got to do for Podcasterpalooza in Miami. But before I go there, I'm actually stopping by Secrets Resorts in Orlando.

And I'm going to be there on the 3rd and the 4th of January. Now, the 4th of January, however, is going to be a massive party. I'm going there with Double Date Nation and Mickey and Mallory from Casual Swinger. So we're going to go there. We're going to be checking out Secrets Resorts.

If you're in the area or you want to go somewhere after New Year's, if you want to avoid the crowds, come and hang out with us on the 4th of january we really want to experience this resort together with a bunch of awesome people so if you guys are there in the area or you want to come we'd love to see you on the 4th of january now secrets are actually doing us a big favor and with the double date theme they are giving people a huge discount on site 22 off if couples come together so the whole double dating thing so if you guys are there please come and join us i'd love to meet you guys you know i don't get to see a lot of people out here in asia so i would love to absolutely come and hug you guys meet you guys and learn more a little bit about your lifestyle journey if you're available that's the 4th of january so hit me up on my email again i will be putting that on our website soon so we can get people to get the links through there but otherwise otherwise, that's been another episode of Swinging Down Under.

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