Desire Mexico Part 2 – P28

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This is C. And this is D. This is Swinging Down Under. Welcome to the podcast number two of our trip to Desire Resorts in Riviera Maya. Yeah, it was, I'm sure everyone's listened to the first one by now. Of course they have, because how could they not? I mean, people were just gagging for it. Not gagging on it, gagging for it the moment it hit. When it hit the interwebs, people went crazy. I heard there was like overnight camping. Wow. There were subscription services. Wow, okay. Well, I mean, you know, what can I say? People scalping their ticket for the place in line. Enough bullshit.

Okay, right. I think I'm full. Alrighty.

So, yeah, so we actually ended up breaking up our podcast on desire purely because we were rambling for about an hour and then went holy crap we need to probably cut it off and also the joneses gave us some feedback that we should never rush a sex story we spoke last time about catching up with a really sexy couple that we called archer and cheryl um and how we decided to call it a night and head back to the room so next day mission i wake up with a serious mission in mind i'll actually also mention though i don't know whether you'll recall it but i also woke you up in the middle of the night yes you did yes you did woke up to a blowjob if i.

I did wake up to a blowjob. And then you were done. I was not. Yeah, well, you were good at giving blowjob. Right. Plus, you know, there was a lot of pent-up angst. You also got a blowjob that night from, I'm just saying. From Cheryl. Right, so I actually, I jumped on top of you and you were like, I'm done. And I was like, you're good, I'm not. Yeah, but you got done. Yeah. Yeah. I did. So... I wrote you like a prop. I'm not sure that, you know, like you can say you weren't done when... I wasn't done. Oh, I wasn't done. But then I was. Yeah. Now everyone's confused. So... Mostly me.

Woke up with, you know, a mission. You didn't wake up with a mission. Let me correct here. You woke up with the idea that we're going to go get some drinks. We went out to the bar to get some drinks and we, on the way, ran into somebody who told us that that was their, that all of the guys. Well, no, we didn't mention the mission first. That's kind of mission critical information. That all of the guys were leaving. Mission critical information was that we got out of bed and went, right, let's tidy our room, let's go seek them out and let's have some day sex.

We weren't aiming for day sex until after we found out that they were leaving that day.

No, no, we left the room thinking day sex because we tidied up a little bit okay well there you go and we were like day sex and then also i was at this point in time thinking about um and talking to you about the possibility of getting the tantric couples massage which everybody had been raving about yes they had mainly because of the number of orgasms for the ladies exactly yeah so mission back to mission on route on route to mission to find everyone and namely archer and cheryl yeah stumble upon one other couple doing what with their luggage towing it toward the exit towing it towards the exit now you gotta remember this was a massive group so in my head i was like oh those guys are going home yeah because when we when we first arrived, there were like, what, 16 of them?

And I think it was down to eight or ten. Well, it was eight if you didn't include the couple that didn't make it out of their rooms because they were too ill. So, there was eight of them. So, we just figured, well, we're hoping that at this point, the other couple's leaving just that couple, although we liked them as well. uh we did but they um are not they're in the lifestyle absolutely but they are not um i guess further into the lifestyle they enjoy the the sexy atmosphere but they do not um swap with anyone so they'll hop in a room with other people, generally won't get naked themselves.

So, unfortunately... They won't get naked? No, they get naked. They just don't have the same room. No, normally she told me that they normally watch and then... Go home.

Then I was told by Archer the next day, actually, that everyone was quite surprised because that couple actually played just together, but in the playroom in front of everyone oh okay which was quite a surprise to the entire group hmm yeah they did seem quite shy she had she had her boobs out though they're lovely though just shy they were lovely and he's like a real estate mogul do you remember that conversation yeah probably getting a little too detailed on the on the know, things that people aren't listening to this podcast for. All right, fine.

So we see them and we're like, oh, you guys are going home. But again, at this point, I'm still thinking, oh, we'll just go find the other guys. Day sex, perfect. Love a bit of day sex. Quite the fan, actually. We had our first session of day sex in Sydney and we were talking about the fact that Desire doesn't kick off until quite late. And then by then, it's just so goddamn late. Yeah, well, yeah, it is. Like midnight, 1 a.m. Mm-hmm. and we were talking about the fact that desire doesn't kick off until quite late and then by then it's just so goddamn late. Yeah, well, yeah, it is.

Like midnight, 1 a.m. 2 a.m. generally, unfortunately, by the time you drag people out of the club. Although desire didn't really have its normal groove by the sound of things because it sounds like typically people would head up to the jacuzzi a little earlier in the day and that would sort of get things moving. Have a bit of play there, perhaps. Yeah, but that didn't happen on our time there. Unfortunately, the jacuzzi was too hot. Actually, just the pool water, it was pretty warm by itself. It was pretty warm, yeah. So, yeah, even the, for that matter, even the ocean was pretty warm.

It was too. Right. So, on the way to breakfast, hoping to run into them at breakfast, I think we did a split and I went and secured the... Breakfast table. Breakfast table. Correct. And actually, you were still in the room. I actually went out on the mission on my own because you were still getting dressed and cleaning the room and I was like, I'm going to go get the spot by the pool, get the breakfast table happening and find this couple. Yep. And then that's when I ran into the first couple. And then I think you came to breakfast and I was like, the shit has hit the fan. Yeah.

Like this is mission critical failure. Well, it's mission impossible now because they're leaving. Call in enforcements. They're leaving in 45 minutes that's another thing too so we were kind of backtracking on the time like okay they're going to be at the bus in 45 can we do it can no that's not right uh so we could have done it we you know went to breakfast dragged ourselves we should have dragged ourselves to the bar yeah and going to say. Well, I mean, we sat down with all of the couples and had some drinks before they were there on our own for a bit first.

And then Archer and Cheryl came and walked past us and went to breakfast. I'd already kind of sought them out and spoken to them for a second before they did that. And then I was like, right, come out and see us wherever at goodbye kind of thing but in the back of our head we're like we need to get their details like stat yes um and stat works in this conversation as he's a doctor it's a pretty serious situation yeah it's mission mission impossible well it's now mission impossible right totally impossible actually um mission didn't happen is what it's become now. So are we drinking?

By this stage, again, we're cocktailed out. Anything. I think it was tomato. Were we having Bloody Mary's? I think so. And they ended up coming over and everyone was like, well, we've got to get on the bus in 45 minutes, and we're still hung over. So let's pound the cocktails. Still hung over from the other nine, and Jesus, we're seedy, but fuck it, let's all have a drink. Let's pound the cocktails so we feel better about ourselves. And that's exactly what happened, unfortunately. Four cocktails in 45 minutes.

Unfortunately, they were then at the point where they didn't want to leave because they'd gotten some cocktails and they're ready to go again. Now they're at party mode again, yeah, which... Actually, I'm going to ask you something. What? She was a little bit different that morning. Yes, she was.

Physical appearance had glasses on she did have glasses on she hadn't worn glasses up until then and also she was dressed um well she was dressed period oh yeah she was wearing a piece of clothing yeah she was she her her tits were away more or less hot for you some people can look quite attractive when they put clothes on. She was attractive in both modes. One was just a little more, I'm going to say, librarian. Reserved, would you say? A little more reserved, yeah. Because she is Crazy Cheryl.

She is Crazy Cheryl, but she's still Underneath the So you found her As attractive In crazy Cheryl mode Yeah but that's because Under the facade of Under the facade of Normality She's still a crazy bitch Trying to get out Yeah I was curious Because you love glasses So I do love glasses Yeah Just you know For any ladies out there That may be attempting To have a date with Mr. D If you wear glasses Doesn't really matter if you don't have a prescription in them. Just wear the frames. I do like a lens in there. Bargain buy, $2, pop those bad boys out. I like the lens. You do?

Maybe keep those fake lenses in then. That's a recommendation. Everyone was in party mode catching up and D refused to get the digits. You outright refused. Do you remember? That was before they came out to the bar. You were like, I really, really want their details, but I'm not doing it. You're going to do it. Can I say, there's a little bit of training involved there as well. No, you said it was better for the female to ask. It is much better for the female, on my belief. Absolutely. Total cop-out. Absolutely, I believe it's a case that it's better for the female for female.

So we sat there for about 10 minutes arguing about this at the bar. Well, not arguing, but having a very passionate discussion over some cocktails. And then I was like, for God's sake, and I got up and went and asked. Yeah, absolutely. It's better for the lady to ask. I think so. Exactly. More respectful somehow. I'm sure, for those of you out there who are listening, I'm sure you can help settle this debate. Is it more respectful for the lady to ask for people's details or for the man? I always think it's better for the lady to actually kick off most things because – You're a pussy.

No, if there's one thing that is a global certainty is that a man walking over and pinching a guy on the arse, sorry, a man walking over and pinching a girl on the arse. No, either or, it doesn't matter. I mean, you're talking about initiation, right? Yeah, no, but a man walking over and pinching a girl on the arse is going to get you in trouble, probably going to get you smacked upside the head by husband or by her. Except you think that a girl walking over and pinching a man on the arse does not have the same ramifications.

No, I think that, well, I mean, I'm not saying that this is the goal here, but, yeah, it doesn't have the same ramifications. Percentage difference, absolutely. The guy would not smack you upside the head, would he? Agree, he would not do that. That is correct. So, worst case scenario. Would his wife, though?

though that's well that's what i'm about to say worst case scenario you're going to get smacked by her whereas if i did it to her i'm going to get smacked by her and then he's going to beat me yeah true swinger or non-swinging scenario i'm still getting punched twice that's true whereas you may just and then i'm the victim be like, I'm so sorry your partner's an arsehole. Yeah, exactly. Come have a drink with us. Exactly. And then I can take the two of them home. Exactly. See? You lose in all situations there, don't you? It is so much better for the lady to initiate. Can I ask a question?

How big is your violin? Because like... Well, you've seen the one that my mother bought me. It's very small. It's the smallest violin ever. All right. So, speaking of violins. We're moping at this point. We're moping. We're chugging the cocktails. When we're walking around, we're leaving two clean tracks behind us where our lips are dragging. But we rallied. Well, yes, we did. We did. We looked around. We made the decision and went, it's Friday. It was Friday? Thursday. Whatever it was, there was getting to be more of a crowd.

One thing we did learn, I think we may have covered this in the last cast, was make sure you're there for a weekend because it appeared that there were a lot more. No, this is Thursday. So this is Thursday. Thursday. And we scan. We're scanning. We're scanning hard because we're on the hunt now for like, okay, We'll be right back. that there were a lot more. No, this is Thursday. So this is Thursday. Thursday. And we scan. We're scanning. We're scanning hard because we're on the hunt now for like, okay, well, who is another couple?

Because now we've got to form that, you know, sort of pseudo relationship. And quick too. Yeah. And we did. We did. So let's just see what happens here. Then we decide to go for a couples massage. We did. So, let's just see what happens here. Then we decide to go for a couple's massage. We did. Can you run us through the feedback we had received? Feedback we have received, for starters. We'll go into detail in the actual massage. Okay, so Cheryl had given us feedback of four orgasms. I swear to God, she's got a magic vagina. Four orgasms.

I would like to remove her vagina and put her vagina on me because apparently it's awesome. Cheryl's friend, three orgasms. Two boys with them, two guys with them. One each. Yeah, one each. They had one orgasm each. What about the other couple? Did they not tell? I don't think they told. They didn't go. No, they didn't do the ritual massage. Oh, that's right. It wasn't tantric. My apologies. It is called, for anyone who wants to look it up, the ritual massage. The ritual erotic massage. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Which was, you know, the ritual is at the end they put a fish hook through the eye of your penis. Yeah, go for that. No, the ritual is at the end everybody leaves smiling. However, so just, I mean, give the peeps a bit of a rundown, how we arrived. I can talk about that, that's fine. I want to talk about the situation too, though. We had heard about this massage two days prior. I thought it was awesome. It sounded fantastic.

And then that was through one one couple and the next day more couples are going and talking about the massage now it is 350 odd US $375 US yeah you convert that to Singapore dollars it becomes quite an expensive little 410 420 more than that I think but anyway a lot it's um you know it's expensive many mon. It's many monies. It's expensive. And so, you know, it took a lot of consideration. But what happened was after the whole lack of Archer, lack of Cheryl, and lack of day sex, we, yeah. We decided that it was a go. That money wasn't looking like it was such a bad idea then, huh? No.

So, we trundled on off to the, I think it was one o'clock we had that? 502 Singapore dollars.

Okay, so we um we trundled on off to the i think it was one o'clock we had that 502 singapore dollars okay so we met um we met a couple before we went though remember we met a we met a nice couple in the pool we had some drinks with them i'm gonna i'm gonna say um colonel colonel and wife oh shivers yeah i didn't want to swear sorry can i just say shit Are you fucking kidding Yeah I know Yes I remember that She was putting it on hard Yeah Yeah So there was a Colonel And his wife Well we met her first We met her first And they were a nice couple We liked them Okay we're getting confused Are you talking about the lady Who wanted me to go back To her partner's room and like open the door while he was sleeping oh naked yeah because he was not nice oh no he was not nice no that's right he wasn't there she was she was nice and she was there older well put together very well put together totally shaggable for both of us she was much older than you how much older than you would she have know.

Anyway. Does it matter? And really friendly and lovely and kind of really open. And look, we work in similar kind of circles, I guess. And so by default, I don't know. Anyway, so we were talking a little bit about that and, you know, our time at Desire and she was having a couple of drinks, but her partner was back in the room sleeping. And Dee hadn't heard this. He was away, I think, getting drinks or talking to somebody else but she... Going to the bathroom, actually. She invited... Right. She invited us back to the room to fuck. We had not spoken nor heard... Just a backward step there.

Bathrooms, desire, awesome. Don't have to take clothes off. Oh, I thought you were talking about looking into the bathroom. No, you just, you don't, you don't need to take clothes off. Great. Totally, yeah, for anyone out there who's listening for some sort of erotic information, yeah, sorry. But, so, back to... She was naked in the pool. She was naked in the pool. And she said to me, look, this may be pretty forward, but do you want to come back and, you know, let's fool around, let's see where we end up? Dee had not heard a single iota of this.

Well, nor had we met him either, so that was never going to happen. Right, but what happens, what now transpires, is that Dee comes back into the pool, gets a drink, comes back over, starts chatting, and it's all fun and games, and he doesn't know what's going on. But he then says, oh, wouldn't it be funny? Because she's like, I've got to go. I've got to go wake my husband up. And Dee's like, oh, my God, how funny would it be if C showed up in nakedness or lingerie and woke your partner up? He said that in jest, but of course she was like, yeah, that, that sounds bloody amazing. Let's do that.

That sounds sexy. He'll love that. This is going to be so much fun. And I'm over in the corner kind of giving D the stare down, like, no, I'm not going to do it. Well, I didn't know what was going on. Right, because I was thinking that's going to put me in a very precarious situation. Could have used the out. And I looked at him. You did use the out. Two nights before, the night before. I looked at him and I was kind of like, no, no. And I was being a little bit, you know, girly about it. Like, I couldn't possibly, and no, I don't know him. My little vagina couldn't come out.

Yeah, like, oh, I couldn't possibly, you know, turn up at somebody's place naked. But in the back of my head, I'm, well, mentally, I'm at this point ripping out Dee's jugular. Yeah. With fierce, fierce passion. There were some eyeballs. There were some eyeballs.

Anyway, got to the point where afterwards, I think she went to get another drink and i i came to him real close and i'm like god damn it she's trying to get us back to the room and she's trying to she's invited us to have sex and can you just like fucking lay off bantering with her about how i should turn up naked and then he was like oh see once you get that vision from the other side it all becomes very clear right yeah but we had to go get our massages yes so we arrived at the massage place um really nice um nice spa yeah and it's only a couple of doors down from our room actually because we wandered around looking for it and we're like oh it's four doors down that's yeah really simple and easy so it was a really nice place we um we wandered on in we'd booked the day before no that morning sorry that morning we booked that morning um wandered in there and the lady said okay you know go down here there's no no you missed you missed the funny funny bit okay the bit where they give us the form and ask us to fill in where we want to.

That was in the morning when we booked it? No, it was when we got there. Oh, was it? Yep. Okay. And the receptionist gave us the little like, you know, what areas do you want them to focus on? What areas heard on you? And I was actually, I thought, you know, at this point I'm like, great, massage. So I was circling, you know, my legs, my breasts, my butt, my stomach, my arms.

That's where I i wanted them to apply pressure you circled your shoulders and your shoulders and neck and neck yeah you didn't do any of the other things i think i did no anyway and they they take the form still very seriously sign they lead us out the back and into separate sections separate locker areas Yeah, ladies one way, gents the other, which is fine. And then they lead you back into a spa bath or a jacuzzi with champagne and fruit and chocolate. And you sit back and I'm going to say you clean off because that's really what it is.

It's not so about getting you relaxed for it i think it's more about getting you clean and you know what actually i think i only had a glass of champagne because at this point we've probably had 30 drinks throughout the day from breakfast until 20 we'd been awake for 10 hours if you'd had 20 drinks, you would be a puddle. We had some drinks and I had a glass of champagne because I was like, one, I don't feel like it and two, I wanted to enjoy the massage. Yeah, enjoy the massage. I mean, it's an erotic massage. Realistically, you're supposed to enjoy it. That's the erotic bit at the beginning.

You know, there's pictures on the TV and sexual pictures. Yeah, that's right. There's pictures that change on the telly to make it look, you know, just to add a little bit to the mood. Yeah, it was really nice. I wish we had it right now. Tell me you don't want that right now. Yeah, I do. Why does our life suck here? The bit after it was pretty good as well, just quietly. So they come and get you and you put on your robes and head up to the massage area. So same room, both on separate beds or separate massage tables. Obviously very dark, lit, candles, scents, the whole thing.

What you would expect for a spa. Did they touch any of the places that you asked them to that you circled on the list no not a damn one really no huh spend a bit of time on your vagina did they yeah a little bit keep a lot of stress in your vagina quite vigorous really i would say um so what they do is they i don't know do we want to give the whole game away oh fuck it let's do it yeah all right we Yeah. All right. We're balls in now. They start with, I'm going to tell my experience. Ours are a little bit different. Different beds. I'm wearing a mask. As am I. You are at this point. Okay.

So, I'm wearing a mask. How about you tell your story as you said you were going to, and then I can tell mine. All right. Fine. And I'm on my stomach, and there's a lot of light light brushing light brushing up the back of the thighs and up the bud and up the back and then there's some oil applied and then there's um feathers and so forth there's some apparati i don't know what they were like apparatus but yeah yeah that's that's two apparati yeah um so they're kind of, you know, it's all very central at this point. I'm lying on my stomach.

And then that happened for, I don't know how long that was, like 20 minutes, half an hour? And then they turn us over. What were you thinking about whilst you were getting massaged? No, that happens later.

At this point, it's all just like feathers and so forth okay and then we turn over and she's doing the same thing massage it puts oil actually at one point there was a lot of oil going on and then massaging around my thighs getting out the feathers again and being very sensual around my breasts around my nipples and then she goes for what's not the money shot because that doesn't really but how would you say that she just goes for she goes for my pussy i don't know how's that a money shot that's what i'm saying like i feel like it i'm trying to say that it's you know she went for home base a big deal right she went for home base she went for went for home base and she starts you know gently gently circling rubbing with the other hand she's massaging my breasts touching my inner thighs all very you know interesting then then she starts getting vigorous she decides all of a sudden that actually this train's going to leave the station and just starts, I don't know.

Is there any oil involved at this point? It comes now. So she's rubbing vigorously like she's sanding a car. I don't know how else to describe it. And then all of a sudden there's a wha! And this sensation of a lot of liquid being dropped onto me. And it was drenched into your vagina. Drenched, I'm going to say. Yeah, it was like I felt like it was a drowning. It was some liquid. And in my head I was like, Jesus, that was a lot, but okay.

Then she takes it up a notch and, you know, starts getting vig again and slowly slowly starts slowing down and this is the point where i start having interesting thoughts in my head at this point you're having thoughts well earlier i was like okay this is awkward and then when she sped up i was like what is she doing okay let's let's roll with it and in my head also I'm having these um these thoughts about the fact that Cheryl and everyone else was like I had four orgasms I had three orgasms and I'm like I'm not even near having an orgasm not near it and then start having crazy thoughts in my head about you know marketing campaigns and how they could further their spa business get more people involved in having a massage i'm going to leave it there and i'm going to let you talk about your entry and so forth okay so i was laid down um i was laid down face down uh they put some oil on me and gave a really light overall back butt, legs, you know, massage, a little bit of neck, a little bit of shoulders, nothing.

God damn it, you got your shoulders done? Just a little bit, nothing. Oh, that's some bullshit right there. There was no massaging. There was more just people being in the same area as me. I just want to just put a pin in that real quick. We had two women. Everybody else had a guy massaging the lady and a lady massaging the guy. We had two women. That's where I'm going to leave that. We did. So then after that was finished, which is, again, probably about 20 minutes in, I'm guessing it was pretty well timed. With C, they turned me over.

And actually, no,'s not true uh they she first spread my legs face down and pulled my penis downward so it was pointing out the bottom of my legs did that hurt how'd that feel no it was fine it wasn't it wasn't uh erect at this point so she didn't do any you know any permanent damage that's where i was at i was just thinking you know full sail yeah no no no it was all good okay and then turned me over um spent a lot of time on massaging my upper thighs and testicles and penis did she touch your nipples because you have sensitive nipples not really no oh that's a that's a shame move for her not really okay not really my nipples are not for anyone's touching oh okay carry on so uh and then uh i i was also masked at this point still masked uh from when i was flipped over i then had my mask removed now at this point i was at full mast and um as your masked mask removed and they led me over to you and you were laying down on the table um legs apart with two people working on your i suppose on you being ready for me and then then they...

Yeah, because you got to see that. Yep. At this point, again, it was more sensual than vigorous, but there was a lot of oil. Yeah, there was mountains of oil. Like... So they led me over and then basically pushed me by the back of the head to your vagina. And I got a mouthful of said oil and it was flavored and the oil was flavored and if i remember correctly it was pineapple flavored okay yeah which was i gotta say a little weird what would you have preferred just out of curiosity i wouldn't have been banana would it no mango yeah maybe mango green Yeah, maybe mango. Green tea? Chai latte?

I don't know. Not pineapple. Okay. So, well, pineapple always tastes fake when it's in lube. I think everything tastes fake when it's in lube because it's synthetic and fake. What, you don't think they use mangoes to make mango lube? No, I don't think that. Oh. Well. I think we've probably just shattered somebody's hopes and dreams out there currently with a mango farm. I was quite open now, wasn't I? Just thinking I'm going to make so much money from the lube industry. Yes. So what happened then?

Then, yes, I went down on you for a little while and I'll be honest, because there was mountains of lube, it was a bit overwhelming. Can I? It wasn't very very good i'm not surprised um can i say my heart wasn't in it he's getting angry at me interrupting him constantly but i feel like it's a reasonable thing to say it wasn't very good my heart was not in it right okay just so we're on the same page i don't like cut slashes in pineapples and then go down on them for shits and giggles at home. Okay. And there was a lot of lube. Actually, a lot of oil in general and lube.

And then they grabbed me. As soon as I lifted my head out of the lube pit, as I'm going to call it. I'm a pit now? The lube pit. They led me up to uh basically uh fucking sea and when that happened they started spanking my ass which i don't know whether you could hear or not but they were pushing me as well well thrusting my ass for me as well and spanking me i am needing a warm-up how do you need a warm-up with that much fucking lube? I mean, seriously, we could have got a dolphin, two elephants, and a tangerine in there.

I don't know how to say that I have a tight vagina without sounding like an arsehole. It wouldn't have mattered. Oh, it hurt. Can I say, with patience and lubricant, you can stretch a mosquito's arsehole over a bucket. And let me you here's what i'm saying they drove you into me like like a massive screwdriver going into a tiny tiny picture hook wow that is the worst there's photos in the walls that is the worst thing ever what have you got a truck into a peas hole a peas hole yeah that's right that's how small a peas hole is. Maybe a truck into like a small car space in there.

No, a peas hole. A hole in a pea. That sucks. It's not as bad as yours. So they're spanking you. So they're spanking me and there's lube all over their hands. So it's that awkward sloppy spank as well. It's kind of gross. Look, I've got to say I was fucking C it was it was good but um a little over the top a little ott how when did they leave how long as i just as i started so they did you smack into the ass for a little bit thrusted me first yeah because i i'm guessing they weren't sure whether I knew how to do it.

So they thrusted me because I was so terrible, apparently, at going down on you. They decided I didn't know what I was doing. So they helped me with the thrusting and then they helped me by spanking me to urge me on like a racehorse. Mm-hmm. Yeah. All they needed was a whip and a saddle that's a whole nother conversation like a racehorse anyway so that was it um i uh i did manage to come i finished up and we basically spent the next 45 minutes toweling off actually i came to but there was a lot of removal of lube. I was playing with myself, and it was just so slippery down there.

I couldn't get any friction. Even after me licking half of it off. I couldn't get friction down there. It was a serious situation. And can I say in my eyes that my eyes were stinging from the pineapple juice. So they let you go, and then you kind of go back, and shower and you clean off and and that's it you're done you have a debrief and you're like what the fuck happened in there yeah so um let's just let's just tally this up people uh everybody else three and four orgasms see how many well with them zero how many? So can I add, nobody else had their partner come over and fuck them. Right.

Except us. So actually something that I forgot to mention I decided I had during the situation. Whilst I was lying there and she was progressing into fast movements, slow movements, fast movements, trying to gauge what I was interested in. And my mind was off on a million other things. I thought to myself, I've got clitoral dysfunction. And that was the end of that. So clitoral dysfunction, for those of you out there, is relative to erectile dysfunction. But clitoral dysfunction is the inability to get off. For ladies, yeah? Correct. Yeah, clitoral dysfunction. It's a new thing.

Don't try it out. It's not much fun. It's pretty shitty. Moving right along. So from there, after we cleaned up, we left and went back out to the pool. Yes. And we were in there.

We were chatting away with another couple that we met on on the way on the way to the pool or sorry not on the way but in the pool and then also another couple turned up or i sorry i we got back out after that i spied a a young lady with curly hair who i'm gonna call lana okay why are you calling her that well i think we explained that last podcast because she looks like lana out of the same action series that's right archer so we're collecting them all we are we're collecting the series with so far cheryl archer and lana excellent yeah um we also actually ran back into the the lady we were talking about earlier And her husband now that was sleeping And it was at that point where Dee was like Oh God, he is not Yeah, this falls back into the He is, what did we say?

He's outweighing, he's pipping above the post Whatever He he's not at her level sorry i just let c there dig away into that because it was awesome to watch um yes he he was um not anywhere near her level he was batting above his average uh we had to get out of the pool though because we had an appointment so we had to go back to the room and get ready because it was a surprise night did you arrange something as a surprise yes i had so um we had a meal that night that i'd organized on the beach um single table just c and i and um we went down there i asked c to get dressed in something that she felt not a nice in but also comfortable in and we went down to the beach and uh we had three course meal down there which was really nice from our from the restaurant that we liked at desire yep i had lamb you had steak it was quite delicious yeah yeah it was very nice and then um probably about an hour in i suppose i uh wandered around the other side of the table i dropped my knee and i asked c to marry me you did and then i you know it's really awkward now no um i obviously said yes well kind of yeah first reaction seven and a half years And I'll see you next time.

You know, it's really awkward now. No. I obviously said yes. Well, kind of. Yeah. First reaction? Seven and a half years in, of course, I was like, really? Question mark. First reaction was really. Second reaction was yes. I'm happy with the second. I will eventually forget the first after I quit pulling the piss out of sea. No, you've been giving me shit for weeks.

It's months now So We were engaged We were engaged At that point Walk along the beach Have a bit of a chat We sat on some of the high beds And just Talked for a while Yeah Walked back to the room Decided to Not get changed at this point But head out for a drink Now Tonight's actually the uniform Party night And it's at this point Where Dee was Deciding I'll see you next time. Decide to not get changed at this point, but head out for a drink. Now, tonight's actually the uniform party night. And it's at this point where Dee was deciding, I might just want to stay in.

And I was like, let's go out. We'll go out for one drink. So, I made him rally. Yeah, you did. And I was in sort of C&D mode at that point. because we'd already had the discussion around the fact that would we play on the night we got engaged or not. We didn't really know. So we didn't really want to push those boundaries first night out. Good question though. You just get engaged. Should you be sharing your... Well, I mean... Does it matter? After seven and a half years, is it a big deal? You know, I'm talking about... The engagement?

No, like, is it a big deal sharing your partner with somebody on the engagement night? Should that be a... Well, what's your answer to that?...sacred night? Don't know. Don't know. I thought no. But now I'm not so sure it matters. So we head out. Now, everybody's in costume, and people are giving us shit for not being in costume because we're sitting around the bar having a drink and it was uniform night. So we head back to the room. We head back to the room. We get changed. I get into a SWAT outfit. You are in a male maid type outfit.

It's a male French maid, yes, which is kind of apt because as we've moved to singapore and i've followed c i'm currently the very best male not french male australian maid of the household because i generally look after the house right and we head out there we have some drinks we head up up to the disco. Now, in the disco, somebody at the bar asked us, I can't remember, I think it was the couple we were talking to earlier, they asked us, one couple said to us, hey guys, where have you been? And I was like, well, Dee just proposed. I told one fucking couple. Yes, you did.

Anyway, there was a dance competition that night, again, Dee's in the French maid outfit and I'm in a SWAT outfit. And, of course, Sexy Anna decides that she's actually going to pull us up on stage in front of everyone and we will participate in a dance contest. And yay, they announced that we were engaged. Yeah. That we got engaged that night. And the other couple were like, sorry, but not really. Hashtag sorry, not sorry. Yeah, but there was, we'd spoken about the newlyweds. The newlyweds. So the newlyweds then decided they had something to talk to us about.

And they were also in the dance competition. They were also in the dance competition. And I was really, really not happy with the fact that they now had something to talk to us about. You're pretty happy that we got out in the first round, though. I was. Ecstatic. Can't really say that you put in any effort. Well, given I was wearing a... And I will say, actually, two other people that night said, dude, what the fuck, you're in a maid's outfit. Yeah. They really didn't get it. They didn't like it at all. No. No. You know. Well... I stood out.

Maybe not for all the right reasons, but I definitely stood out. Anyway, we actually stumbled upon a couple that we liked there, and I'm calling them Sexy Ranger and Stripper Girl. Yeah, good names. Well, she was in like a little baseballer's outfit, I think. Yeah, yeah, that's right. She looked really hot in that, didn't she? Or was it baseballs or was it a cookie, you know, there's Girl Scouts? No, no, it was neither of those actually. It had like stars down the side. It was a cowgirls. Yeah, same div. As in a cowboys football team, the cheerleaders, cowgirls, pretty well known in the U.S.

Similar, same line. Yeah, absolutely, same thing. Basically a stripper. Just insulted the entire country. So we got talking to them for a little while. Now, they were interesting, actually. They were interesting. Sexy, interesting, intelligent, but I really didn't get – I don't think they wanted to be there. And they'd been in desire, actually. I walked over and I said to them, hey, guys, first time. They're like, no, it's our 12th time. Oh. They did want to be there. Why did you look so awkward then? What's happening? That's what I was thinking. Yeah.

Well, I mean, they loosened up by the end of the night. We had a good chat with them. We did. Because we, well, now comes the problem because C had taken me from c and d mode into swinger mode by taking me out and getting me boozed up and putting me in clothing and stuff and then um about and i suppose two hours after we started talking to this couple and i'm all let's, you know, talk to them about possibly coming back to our room. And she says, no, I'm done now. It's time to go home.

Well, there was also that creeper guy who I thought worked there but didn't, but they let him have some working their rights going down on a girl in the bar, but from behind he was actually rimming her. So what's that got to do with us taking oh just the whole thing i just felt a bit uh iffy at this point really yeah okay so so you decided to take me into and out of swinger mode very quickly so we we um we went home we went back to our room and we went to sleep well we ate some pizza oh sorry that's right yeah we did Thank you.

to our room and we went to sleep well we ate some pizza oh sorry that's right yeah we did on the way home fat bastards watching a movie and then i passed out of course yeah and you continue to watch the movie and then that was it so next morning get up go get the bed situation though the annoying honeymooners they've stolen they've stolen our pod. Stolen our pod, the fuckers. Yep, didn't get there early enough. Nope, actually, yeah, because we got there quite late. Yeah, well, I mean, we were sleeping in.

But they were also, I mean, they were trying to talk to us because, again, at this point they were like, hey, we've got something to talk to. We've got something in common. We got engaged here as well two years ago. They were trying to talk to us at breakfast and they were stealing our pod. Anyway, situation, we didn't like it at all. I'm going to move on from that though. So a lot of new couples, but now it's Friday. Yeah, lots of new couples on Friday. Lots of new couples. Yep. Where by the, I was reading, I was like lying in the little cabana.

We were in and out of the pool applying vast amounts of sunscreen.

Trying yeah because we didn't have a we didn't have any shade yeah because we'd missed out on the cabanas at this point well no we could have gotten a space next to the honeymooners but we thought cabanas fuck that cabanas are sausage i think and cabanas are we'd just call it an umbrella the roof is made out of sausage the sausage roof for some ladies that's their dream holds up in the weather oh my god oh my god we went there lots of new couples so we're back to scoping out but at the same time you're looking for curly hair lady yeah looking for lana well i mean just looking for her and her partner as well because he was we chatted to them we chatted to them on thursday a little bit and friday we decided that we well we didn't decide but they came into our line of sight and we thought we'd have a good chat with them i'd also booked a table for two at the fancy restaurant fancy smancy restaurant because again i was okay, we've got one night here, one night left.

One night only. Last night. And I thought, we need to eat that food. Yeah. But then we got talking to Lana and – did we name him yet? No, we didn't. Lana and Red? Yeah. Lana and Red. We got talking to Lana and Red, and we decided that we'd ask them along to our table. But again, you were like, we need to talk to them. You've got to go and initiate the conversation. Yes. I'm not going to do it. I want to talk to them. You've got to do it. Did I? Yep. I don't remember that. Okay. Yeah. All right.

So, but what I want to say is they had about four couples around them at this time because also they're fresh meat they're young they're attractive they look like they're fun they're smiling laughing and so you know there was shark circling yeah and they but the people who were talking to them probably were the Sharks as well. Yes, well, that's probably true as well. But this was actually a really fun day. In terms of the events that Desire host, probably one of the best ones is actually the foam party. Well, I'm going to say best and worst. I'm just going to say best.

I don't know where you're getting the worst from. Yeah, well, I don't know that you didn't. Did you drown in foam? Yeah, it was fun. I don't know. I don't best. I don't know where you're getting the worst from. Yeah, well, I don't know that you didn't. Did you drown in foam? Yeah. It was fun. Drowning. Fun. Woo! I don't know. Are you... The foam, it was the biggest thing I've ever seen in my life. The foam maker. Yeah. Yeah, it does fill a pool in, like, seconds. It's amazing.

So this is like their signature friday kind of party don't get me wrong i'm not it's a good it's a good event but talk about it a little bit give people an idea of what's happening around so everyone's gathering up the bar end of the pool mainly because they're unable to get to the other end without traversing a mountain of foam and i mean a mountain of foam after the first minute of being turned on i would say that it goes from the surface of the pool I don't know two meters above the pool at its peak the wind the winds picking up big chunks of foam and just blowing them down the down into the apartment buildings further down and all sorts of things so there is an immense amount of foam floating around now foam sounds like it's quite breathable it isn't it's not breathable at all deceptively not breathable deceptively not because i was like i'm gonna go in there and i walked straight in the middle i was like actually this is really bad yeah so we started carving out little tunnel holes yeah we carved tunnels through the foam the foam, which is actually, I mean, it's a bit of fun.

It's a lot of fun. I was loving it. And you would all of a sudden stumble upon another couple and you'd be like, whoa, we're in a little foam hut together. By the end of it, I was diving under the foam and swimming around underwater, though. Apparently, that's the better way to go. We also missed out on the fact that I didn't win the swimming competition. Oh, you didn't win that? No.

Remember the underwater the underwater one gave it a good go though yeah oh well what are you gonna do right so during the foam party though we are swimming around and we're talking to each other and obviously we have accents d's a little bit stronger than mine and there's this couple and a guy and he said um i think like oh hey you guys are australian yeah and they were from they were from uh well they'd just been down to sydney recently i think from memory um they were um yeah we we chatted to them for a while Oh, no, freaked out by them you were like these guys are crazy and we did this whole situation where you were like we need to get away and he was calling over his wife and so i did what i like to call a terminator move yeah what's the terminator move i backed into the, I'll be back.

You didn't come back though, did you? I didn't come back. No. I flew to Singapore instead. The worst Terminator move ever. So we're still then chatting to the couple and I'm like, we should invite them to dinner. We have a table of two. Let's make it a table of four and let's invite them to dinner. But I said to Dee, before we can do that, we need to check that we can get a table of four because sometimes they get booked out. So you jumped out of the pool. All very planned. You jumped out of the pool, went and asked whether there was a table of four available. They said yes.

You then came back, gave me the secret hand maneuver. And then I asked them to dinner. You did ask them to dinner. I was freaking petrified. Yeah. I was so nervous. Which is why it's so important that you do more of this, I think. And they came. They did come. Yeah. Which was fantastic because they were really interesting people. Lovely to chat to. They were actually quite fun. So, they came to dinner. It's sexy as fuck. Yeah. We met up.

We were all really nicely dressed um i was in a jumpsuit they were in really lovely she was in a dress he was in a suitish type thing you were in a suit because it was dressed to impress it was dressed to impress was it blackout or something like that i think um so yeah they they traveled quite a bit um again interesting roles the the jobs that they're in were quite cool so we were um yeah we were chatting in there for a while but it was um the way the table's set up it's quite difficult to sort of interact with each other but we then went outside um went out no sorry went up to the no went outside first and it was too hot outside because the the guys were in you know suit jackets and stuff so we went upstairs to the to the um disco disco which was pretty empty at that stage if i remember correctly it was absolutely empty we were the first four people to walk in um We sat down with them and started canoodling, I'm going to call it.

Yeah, it was getting intertwined. They were touching on each other and had our legs over each other. And it was him, me, her, you. Yeah. And then they excused themselves for a second and disappeared. Yes. They went back to their room to go to the bathroom, actually. Yeah, which... Because they were gone for a long time. We were like, uh, this is awkward. Yes, but they didn't. They came back. And when they came back, unfortunately, they had some, I'm going to say, bad news. Not bad news. They had an update.

Bad news, but just that uh lana was actually um on a period of that period she had her period at that period of time which um which ruled out uh which ruled out a whole lot of things realistically but uh they were a full swap couple as well and we we and had shown particular interest in taking us back to the bedroom absolutely so we um uh we eventually got around to asking them after again quite a lot of canoodling kissing and touching and all that sort of thing we then decided that we'd ask them back to our room which i did yes i think you did yes i did so we asked them we asked them back to our room.

They agreed. So we departed for our bedroom. Now... That was an awkward walk for me. Why? That just felt awkward. Yeah, the playroom is a lot closer, but we wanted a bit of privacy with them as well. Yeah, after the last experience of the Wandering Hands, absolutely.

Yes yes so yeah especially the fact that the um the freshly married couple was actively pursuing us that day so we ended up going to back to our room and um we had some wine there we we started getting a little heavy-handed and eventually it got to the point where we're basically all naked on bed with the exception of lana who's still wearing her bottoms for obvious reasons um she uh she gave you head yeah she was sucking my cock she did a really good job of it best you ever had no i wouldn't say best i've ever had no no um so she was sucking my cock and uh whilst this was happening what was happening on your side of the bed yeah so he was on top of me and it was actually one of those this has only ever happened once before he did the whole like put your legs straight uh he on top of me.

We haven't gotten to that point yet. No? No. Because, remember, he was playing with you. Oh, we're going down. Okay, so we're going down on each other. Yeah. Flipping backwards and forwards. Yeah, there was a lot of soft playing first. And then I think I said, did you want a condom to you? That's right. Because it felt a bit funny because you guys were not progressing. Well, we couldn't. I mean, that's as far as we were going to go. And I think that's when you were like, right, well, I want to watch this. Can you? Yeah, absolutely. So I asked the question as to whether you needed a condom.

And he said, oh, are you okay to half swap rather than full swap, obviously? And I said, yeah, look, I've got no problem with that as long as c doesn't and did you have a problem with that no i don't think you did well it was the way the evening was heading heading so yeah yeah it was just unfortunate that lana was um uh not up for full swap at that point so um yeah so he started with your started in – it was missionary from what I remember. Yeah, it was, yeah. Yeah.

And then he asked me to lie down straight and put my legs straight, and that was when I – getting back to where I was talking about before, second time ever I've had that happen where people are straight-legged on top of each other. Have you done that before? Yes, we've done that before. Did you enjoy it? Yes. And the angle? It's interesting and nice some of the time. Not all the time. I find the angle can be actually quite awkward. Awkward as in. It can drive down on a diagonal, down as opposed to in.

Coming up and in and up would be touching your G-spot rather than no like down yeah up yeah up would be touching your g-spot yeah as i just said all right sorry yeah so that was in that was interesting i don't know it was um not often do you have that happen i guess so certainly uh an interesting move for a first time round. I would have went the dog or, you know, like there's mountains of other moves. He was actually, I think he was secretly into kink as well. Oh, why secretly? Well, yeah, true. We discussed it earlier. He was into kink. Okay.

Well, I don't recall that because he was like pulling my hair a little bit and kind of like biting on my shoulder a little bit. And he saw our whip as well and he was like, whoo. Yeah.

What happened next, though, was probably one of the most embarrassing, most difficult things that I have had happen in the lifestyle if not in my entire life yeah i'm going to let you feel this because as you just said it was quite a ordeal for you so i'm not sure that i should have much in the way of input so we've debated and well i've debated rather whether to mention this on the podcast because it is hard for me and it's embarrassing and you know there's a lot of people out there who know us now and and to have them know who we are know our faces and then have them know what i'm about to say is it's a little bit tough i mean from your perspective you have openly said to me it's not a big deal this happened before in your sex life.

It's happened with you before in our sex life. But this was the first time seeing a couple with another guy literally shag on the night situation. I'm circling around. Yeah, so see shit the bed. No, she didn't. I'm kidding. I'm totally kidding. I'm trying to break the angst a little bit here. Oh, funny. That was good. Yeah. What happened was because of the pool, because of the exorbitant amount of lubricant slash massage oil and everything else, I had become particularly irritated. And there were some things going on in my body at that point in time that I wasn't exactly overly aware of.

You weren't aware of at all. And they had, I guess, been percolating in the background, and regrettably, towards the end of it, we went to do a position move, and he pulled out of me, and with that was, I guess, a... Stuffes. Bacterial infection. Stuff bacterial infection from the excessive amount of oil slash everything else that's going on. Yeast infection, yes. Obviously, what happened then was I wanted to die inside.

I went to the bathroom because there was clearly what had happened and i went into the bathroom and kind of had this moment of like what do i do now you were looking for the window to the bathroom oh god yes if there'd been one big enough i would have been out that bad boy so just to give you an idea of what was discussed while c wasn't in the room because obviously she was freaking out at this point. Rightfully so. I mean, it was a big shock for her. I was hoping that my Harry Potter moves would finally just come to fruition. That's where I was at.

I just wanted to be able to produce magic and just disappear. Okay. So you know how we have that discussion about when you have to explain the joke, it's not a joke. People thought that was funny. I can hear them laughing. Mr. Jones will back me up. Yeah. Yay.

So basically what happened is when C left the room, Red cleaned himself and his words without prompting were, hey were hey look vaginas are loopy things it's not that they they make stuff you know she shouldn't be worried about this but that's not going to help see his mindset at the time nor will it help her mindset now but yeah so we sat and chatted for a while while C was in the bathroom um I don't know just probably uh whimpering would be the best dying inside yeah dying inside yeah um we then C came out and desperately wanted to throw them out of the room I could not have had those people further away from me any faster that was that was tough because you guys are all lying on the bed yeah you made a joke you were like oh wow she's actually come out i thought she would never come out ha ha ha well i was trying to make light i know you were but but i just i wanted to just just kill you all i know you wanted to kill.

Yeah. But I was not willing to throw out a couple and you. That we'd just been intimate with. That we'd just been intimate with. That we actually really enjoyed the company of as well. They're lovely. I get it. All really lovely things. But when this happens to a woman, or really, I guess if there was a resulting thing that happened to you, you just want to just be gone with it.

Yeah, I understand that i do understand that yeah but there's still a half an hour of talking ensued still a level of politeness that's required where in my head i'm like get out half an hour in your head ensued time yeah yep you're right that 15 minutes was you, forever that it took for them to put their clothes on and leave. I got the details. You did get the details. Mm-hmm. And at this point, it's 2 a.m. Yep. We have to be at the front desk at 4 a.m. for our lift to the airport because we're leaving. We do. So we did the whole, let's get some sleep. Mm-hmm.

You needed some sleep after your ordeal. I was pretty angry at the situation. We were originally going to party through. Angry at you. Yeah, you were angry at me because I'd done the wrong thing, which I'm hoping now in hindsight doesn't look like the wrong thing. There's that pause that I was looking not to happen. So the funny thing now, though, I'm a delicate flower at this point in time too. I'm seriously questioning the lifestyle. I'm questioning myself. I feel dirty. I feel disgusting.

It's not's not great so let's reiterate i'm not talking very much nowhere as well i'm not talking very much at this point yeah as we were leaving though to go to our super early transit to the um to the airport people were just coming out of the disco to get their pizza from the 24 or whatever it is the hour it's 24 hour pizza is it right yeah the little pizza bar that's right next to us and that was funny we should have got a pizza on the way out i don't know why we didn't do that why am i regretting that now when i'm regretting not eating that that sucks pizza's actually pretty good i gotta say it's not probably isn't but no it's not bad pizza okay take it from somebody who i i like my pizza it's not bad it's not great but it's not bad it's better than domino's okay so we get we get we go to the airport we do the whole like two hours before luckily i had pre-thought this whole situation and we had uh business class flights on the way out because i knew i knew we're going to get a lot of sleep um but something that was kind of in both our minds and again i'm not doing I don't want to get a lot of sleep.

But something that was kind of in both our minds, and again, I'm not doing a lot of talking. I'm tired for one, but I'm embarrassed, actually. I'm embarrassed for myself. I'm embarrassed for you, embarrassed for the whole situation. And that was tough. I don't know. Next time, though, if we go, we'll stay the weekend, I have to say. Yeah. Because two reasons. And also, won't get the massage with the copious amounts of oil and lubricant. That is the total reason for you to get the infection. I'm sure that a lot of women would have it and not get any kind of upset.

But for me, I'm particularly... We have play friends in Sydney. She's the same way. Yeah. Particularly susceptible to. Anything. There's any kind of bacterial upset. Yeah. You know. Vaginas. Right. I mean, seriously. I mean, I have special, special wash that I use. I can hit my. PH balance. I can hit my penis against a log and it'll still work. It'll, it'll work, but it'll get hard actually. Yeah, probably. I've tried that. I've kind of slapped it against your thigh and it just gets hard. Yeah, that'll happen. Not a bad problem. Stiff breeze. Not a bad problem to have.

We would go there for a weekend, though. We didn't actually stay for a weekend because we had to tie it into naughty New Orleans. But what we found was that on the Thursday and on the Friday, there were a lot of sexy couples turning up. Yeah, absolutely.

Like, if I had we will god damn it we're going back yeah we are going back there's no massage for starters no massage there's gonna be serious prior preparation we're also going to look out desire because we are gonna fuck the pants off and we're also not going to lose our feminine hygiene wash three times whilst we're in the u.s that's probably true three times i went and bought new i went and bought yeah you heard that right three times d went and bought new feminine hygiene wash for c whilst we were over there i'm just going to recap that so d had to go buy feminine wash because his wife is a swinger and he was concerned about her bacterial um situation so that they can go and fuck other people yeah you're right poor you yeah it's poor me yeah okay exactly sure right now that you've explained it everybody understands right i'm sure they do they do uh so all in all that's the wrap up i guess of the desire it's one hour now we've been talking for um good experience yes that last situation overshadowed it for me would it go back Thank you.

the desire it's one hour now i've been talking for um good experience yes that last situation overshadowed it for me would it go back absolutely yeah it was a great event um we had lots of fun there we can see the ways we did things wrong this time around in terms of when we went you know like not including a weekend for starters but also not getting people's uh leaving dates yeah all the things that everybody told us to do and we totally ignored the rallying thing though i'm not so sure about so that situation where we didn't sleep with a couple because i was like you know i'm not feeling it i feel like i'm forcing myself to drink yeah i'm in two minds about that in one hand i'm like should we have rallied so we would have had like amazing, amazing sex?

You say we, you mean you. We, because everything we do is a partnership. Yeah, absolutely. I'm giving him the eyeballs like you've no fucking idea right now. Yeah, but you've still got to understand that I was in drinking mode. So, would you force yourself to do that, but then knowing that you're going to have some really good sex, or would you not? Questions? I don't know. If anyone out there has an answer to that, that'd be great to hear. Yeah. But, would we go back in a heartbeat? Yeah. Is it a long fucking flight and expensive? Yes. It's only 24 or 6 hours. Worth it though?

Totally worth it. Totally worth it. You can see why people are like, yeah, I've been here 12 times, 15 times, 20 times. Yep. So, yeah, we're planning on heading back, actually, towards the end of next year. We'll do some announcements about that at a later date. Yeah, you'll hear about it. Yeah. And I think that's about all for this event. That's it. Well, there we go.

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