Swinging Lifestyle + Hotwife Lifestyle Podcast - Wanderlust Swingers Podcast
We share all the details about our recent event in Sicily with the team at Spicy Match. We shares the ins and outs of the event, some useful tips on how to make an event a success, what types of people attended this event and all the juicy details.
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Transcript
You're listening to the Wanderlust Swingers Podcast with Aussie hosts, Kate and Daryl. If you're curious about exploring your sexuality or the swinging, hot-wifing and non-monogamous lifestyle, you've definitely come to the right podcast. Or maybe you just love travel adventures.
Either way, we share our personal, sometimes juicy, sexy stories as well as Swingers Club and event reviews, interviews with other sassy people and of course our global swinging adventures we try to bring you a look into the diverse lifestyle that the swinging and non-monogamous community has we hope you enjoy now let's get into the episode good day everyone and welcome to the Wanderlust Swingers Podcast. Today we're going to be talking about Cup in Sicily. So we went to a swingers hotel takeover in Sicily.
We're going to share some of the details about the event, what we enjoyed, what could have been better. Did you mean Cup. Some surprises we encountered and more.
We're also going to share the details about how Daryl left Kate in the room asleep while he went and played with four couples so stay tuned for that story you didn't even bite back that i'm throwing you under the bus now i don't mind all right all good you uh you know you can you can throw as much as you want to throw yeah so we're going to talk about some solo play so that is something new and different in ah i guess uh experience and journey so stay tuned for, Cultural Tidbit. Yes, I'm excited to hear it. I would like a theme song for the Cultural Tidbit, please.
I mean, a Sicilian theme song? If you want to upload it. I mean, the only thing that comes to mind in a Sicilian theme song is the soundtrack of The Godfather, and I'm not sure that I'm capable of that. Well, that was a bit of a letdown. Cultural Tidbit.
So during theth century taramina might be pronouncing that probably wrong has been one of the top lgbtq friendly destinations the reason for this was that will i'm a german photographer that shot nude males and it attracted several sexual minorities during the time to come here so there you go during the late 19th century taramina which is near sicily uh was one of the top lgbt friendly destinations near sicily or actually like on sicily yeah i can't remember i wrote the show notes for this a little bit ago so actually so you're pretty sure it's in sicily okay because otherwise your cultural tidbit completely out of reference like isn't it interesting cultural tidbit for china Isn't that interesting, don't you think?
Yes, it is interesting. It wasn't called LBGT back then, though. It was just a group of dudes getting together to bang. You're talking 1800s, right? Late 19th century. Oh, so late 19th century. Okay, so yeah, 1800s. Cool, man. I'm off to Miami in a week. Yes. I'm off to Miami in a week. It's going to be glorious. I'm going over there for almost two weeks, and I'll be hosting the Libertine Events Carnival event in Miami Beach. I'm not leaving my bed, just staying there, jerking off. Do you know why I'm excited? I talked to this the other day.
Because you like doing this, and you like hanging out with the people that are there? Well, that's also true. That's also true. But I'm really excited for Miami in particular because… Because you're going back to the same place, and it'll be good to see how whether it changes. Yes. I want to know if I'm doing better. Yeah, because...
Well that's also true But I'm really excited for Miami in particular Because you're going back to the same place Yes, I want to know if I'm doing better Yeah, because the last time You basically sat in a corner and wept I didn't sit in a corner and wept But there was a moment where there was a bulging vein Down my forehead and into my eye I had a little cry It was more than one little cry I had a little cry earlier And I had a big cry last night But I'm not crying now You're not Thank you. It was more than one little cry. I had a little cry earlier, and I had a big cry last night. Yeah.
But I'm not crying now. You're not. And I think for that, I'm doing so well. I'm kind of keen just to see if I'm doing better. Like, that's going to be my thing. If I see I'm doing better. That's your metric. I haven't cried, and my vein in my forehead hasn't exploded. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Cool. Swing and the Vance. Yeah, look at you go. Yeah, so that's me. What are you doing? Like I said, not leaving the house, laying there jerking off. You got some parents visiting. I do have my parental units. Yeah. They're coming in the day after I leave. Yeah. Probably going to go do some flying, though.
Yeah, you mind do some flying? Yeah, also, you told mum that you were leaving on those dates, and that's... That's when chose to come. On those dates. She's here for a month. I don't think you'll miss it. You get back after a week and they're still here for another three. Definitely can't miss it. It's not going to be a problem. She's too loud and obnoxious. Obnoxious is a strong word. We're having a week off after we get back. When you get back, you're having a week off. Because I'm having a week off.
I'm going to do some interesting things didn't know that but cool yes you did did i yes right cool hey let's talk about uh cup cup and sicily you're saying cup cup okay yeah like with two a's cup yeah actually i heard some americans trying to pronounce cup dog and again if there's french people listening they're probably gonna be even laughing they're already beating us up. Anyway, there was three Americans trying to pronounce cup d'arg, and again, if there's French people listening, they're probably going to be even laughing. They're already beating us up.
Anyway, there was three Americans on a TikTok panel, and the way they were pronouncing it was truly... Cap di agi? It was truly making me laugh. Yeah, but that's how, if you look at it, that's how you'd pronounce it, cap di agi. That was us like six years ago. If you were Dutch, you'd throw a... It'd be a di agi.
if you're going to explain what cup and sicily is to people how would you how would you explain it it's the last hurrah it's the last hurrah of the the season of the the cup d'arge season where everybody who's been at that or or has been at that event previously has has a way that they can sort of see out the season in a frivolity of dirtiness. That was so not succinct, but I liked it. When have I ever said anything succinct? Crikey, you need a new person if you want somebody who's succinct.
Carp and Sicily is a Spicy Match production, and it's basically where they wanted to recreate the Carp dog feeling in Sicily. Yeah, which is exactly what they've done, which is why I'm saying it's the end of the season for carp, for people who've been in carp all season and they're looking for that last hurrah before they have to return to their mundane lives of, I don't know, not being nude and shagging all the time. So they bring a lot of the performers over.
So you can see the same kind of performers, that vibe be nude the whole bit of it i do want to talk about the fact that there's not a lot of flights from amsterdam in and out of that particular airport that we need to come into oh my we have some serious first world problem we need to address here we had to get over 3 a.m but the reason i'm mentioning this is this dickhead as in me i got up a little bit early because i'm like you know what when i hit the ground running i want to at least look reasonably presentable. Oh, yeah. So you decided to curl your hair. So at 3 a.m., I'm curling my hair.
2.30, you're curling your hair. 2.30, I'm curling my hair. I was snoozing my ass off. I had another hour. Then what happened? We got on our bikes to go to the train station. Yeah, what happened on the way on the bikes? To go to the airport. Yeah, but what happened? We got on our bikes with our luggage, the whole thing, and it started absolutely pissing down. It did. It was actually quite a lot of raining. To the point where we were contemplating changing our clothes on the train because we were that drenched. Yes. So your hair didn't really – the curls didn't really stay after that.
They did not. No. They did not stay. You didn't use enough hair-holding product to make that work well. I did look like a drenched little squirrel, so me rolling into the – Yeah, not a squirrel. I mean, they've got buck teeth and their pointy ears. You've got straight teeth now, remember? When you're turning up at a brand new event, you kind of already want to look partially put together, right? Because as you're checking in... Fucking hell, I wish I hadn't turned up in my thongs then. Everybody else who's checking in is there for the event and they're already kind of scoping people out.
This is the issue. On travel date. I wish I had worn my Louis Vuitton cock ring rather than the regular one. Well, you just look like a dumpster fire, but that's just standard. So you can do that me. Hey, va fan cool. Sorry, a little bit of Sicilian. Well, that's actually Italian. It's close. It's not close to Sicilian at all. Sorry for all the Sicilians out there. So we check into the hotel. We actually had an ocean view room. We did. Which was actually – It was a lovely room. That was really cool with a balcony. We also saw the pool so we could spy on all the nude people.
We actually picked out some people as well from the room. You could see how hopping it was from our room as well. So you're like, oh, we've got to get down there. Like that's always one of the benefits.
If you pick a room that's overlooking the pool or overlooking the party you can kind of scope it out and be like all right we're gonna get down there we did use it to go and you know go and talk to some you know we saw some people down there that we liked as well remember our Norwegian friends but here's the interesting thing so we are I think about a couple of days beforehand I go into the spicy match website and I start looking at who's going. And I was predominantly looking at English-speaking countries who's going, just to see if there's anybody else.
Fucking hell, there would have been like three people. We could immediately connect with. There was no English-speaking countries there. So the Americans that we met. Besides Americans. The Americans that we met. So we roll in, we head outside, we're going to get a drink, and as we're going in, there's not a lot of people in the pool because the sun had started to kind of go down and everything else and there was this last kind of like strip of sunlight at the far end of the pool which was the kind of infinity pool overlocked the ocean or the sea, sorry.
I mean an infinity pool has to kind of overlook the ocean, doesn't it? Otherwise it's not infinity. But there's two people in the pool. I know, right? And I point them out to you and I'm like, oh, look at those guys.
they're like getting the last bit of sun do you know who those guys are and you're like what the fuck and then we realized we realized we saw them met them spent some time with them at desire pearl in 2018 2018 isn't that amazing and they're fucking legends they are great we spent a lot of time with them actually on this trip we did and they also bought another couple with them who were also legends yep so we met this couple and they had some friends with them but throughout the whole course of the weekend we kind of had a bit of a crew going we did towards the end like we had yeah we had some kind of like eight couples flittering as well yeah people flittering from uh we had some we had a croatian couple we had a norweg.
We had a German-Dutch kind of situation happening. Yeah, as well. And also a Nordics. I'm trying to think of where they were from. But somewhere in the Nordics. I'm sorry, guys. You fucking hate me. But we had kind of created this little mini crew. It was a Danish couple. Yeah, throughout the time that we were at this event. And what was, I think, fantastic about it was that… They were sexy as fuck. But they were sexy as fuck.
Oh, sexy oh no you meant something else well where where do we hang out where do we hang out yeah what do you mean like midway to the right of the pool yeah we were like gangsters we had our own spot but this is the thing i was going to say is like even at dinner our dinner table that we kind of ended up being at was like midway to the left midway to the left yeah yeah humans uh humans love consistency well here's the thing though you always knew once you've kind of met a bunch of people especially at a bigger event once you kind of friend got your tribe going you've met some people you're hanging out it's kind of cool that you can like you said flitter about like you you and i kind of went off and did some little touring around and stuff like that we'll talk about that later i did I did some sleeping too.
You did some sleeping and so you knew exactly where I was going to be. Like that kind of was a really cool thing that at some point or another I knew that I could just kind of turn up in a little area and there's probably going to be somebody down there. Yes. I don't recall a time when we've done that before but I think it's the jam. Really? Yeah. You haven't recalled it? When did we do it? No, when else would you?
Well, like at events you at events you mean yeah like at desire we kind of move around we don't really set you know what i mean i mean we took up the gangster position in canada no i'm talking about like multiple day events where it's like you're meeting people changing no no then we'd probably not know i think it's the way forward i agree well no i mean i think as long as there's no as long as nobody gets offended when you wander off and do your own thing, which nobody did. Nobody did, no. That's actually cool.
And the other thing is you've got to rope in the people that you find interesting as well. True, you can't just kind of like be. You can't just be that group that's just sitting there alone, not really welcoming. Yeah, don't be those people. Don't be those people. But the thing about this group is that everyone was like bringing in other people that they thought were interesting as well. So it was really cool. And we added some Croatians because we sat down at like our table. They were already there. No, I'm kidding. Fuckers. I'm kidding.
So, yeah, so we added some, you know, we added a whole lot of people along the way. What surprised, I mean, surprised the hell out of me for one, but we actually had some patrons.
So people that have been supporting us on patreon so patrons actually at the event which was super cool and i met a guy who has been listening to us for five years at the event as well and i just thought what the fuck like how how bizarre is that i mean not that bizarre i think it's it's absolutely completely bizarre to me i don't think it is i think it is i mean it's bizarre that people listen to us that's the bizarre thing hello i think that's the weirdest bit certainly for me but yeah i don't think it's bizarre that we run into people there's fucking awesome people out there everywhere yeah there's not been a country we've gone to or a region or anything that we haven't found some really cool people in this lifestyle so you know i mean don't get me wrong there's also some there's the occasional cunt thrown in there yeah but they happen so the hotel is normally a vanilla hotel and spicy match took it over it turned it into a poolside clothing optional hotel with like playroom stuff what did you think about how how the hotel was transformed did you think that it did really well even though it's because a lot of people talk about the fact that oh you know you've got to go to desire or hedonism or something like that because they're permanent lifestyle hotels lots of people really what do you think what do you think about the overarching experience the location for the hotel is amazing the the setup that these got the guys do is amazing i think in in general it's really well transformed but it is you know it's an older hotel but it's in reasonable shape yeah you know so it's a good hotel but the real crux of it for me is that the view and the you know like in the pool you have the view of one of the many c's i'm sure i'm sure it's i don't know which one it is because there there's two.
Sicily boards three C's. I know, that's why I'm not fucking guessing, because somebody will say, you were pointed the wrong direction, or something. You're an idiot. Yeah, so one of the three C's that we could see, C's that we could see, and we used to call you C as well, so, hey C, do you remember all the C's we could see? I was selling seashells. Yeah, so it was, the view was amazing. The location's amazing. We got out of there a little bit as well, and that was a whole lot of fun. It was a good spot. I really enjoyed it. Like you said, the hotel had – it wasn't a brand-new hotel.
The lobby in that seating area was gorgeous. That was really cool, yeah.
I thought the restaurant area that they transformed over nighttime was time was gorgeous i really liked i liked that i thought that the audio visual by the pool all the speaker setup and everything out there i thought they did a really good job i'm gonna sound old here a little bit though and say that it was too loud late at night but that's just me sounding old it wasn't too loud in the room and our room overlooked the you know overlooked the pool and it's fine in the room, you know, it was, but certainly on the side of the pool, if you were on the side of the pool where the stage was, it was, it was pretty strong, yeah.
Yeah, that's fair enough. Yeah, but I mean, hey, everyone was, not everyone, but certainly there were a group of people who were happy to dance over there and have a lot of fun, so I don't think that it was a real problem for most, just, you know. Actually, I do want to say something. I think in the afternoon, you were sleeping so you weren't there, but one afternoon they actually, I figured out they actually had to have the, during certain periods of the day, for whatever reason, I guess noise ordinance, they had to have the music more of a background chill vibe.
So you think there's noise ordinance in Sicily? I'm guessing. I mean, I'd be surprised. Well, I know that's why they had to go in over nighttime. They had to shut down the outside and go in. Yeah, okay. For sure. But during the day, there was like a ritual, like they'd have the music ramped up. I think that might have been just the cycle, right? It was a good idea. Yeah, it is a good idea. It's a good idea to have cycles in the music and also in the musical type as well.
I'm not saying a bit of Beethoven slipped in would be good, but something other than hardcore electro is also not a bad option. Although maybe you could do a hardcore electro Beethoven. That would be kind of interesting. Someone's probably done it. If anybody knows where I can get a hardcore electro Beethoven, could you ship us a link, please? Because I really want to have a listen to that. Yes, ship it over in the postal service? No. Put it on the line, yeah, on the email or on the TikTok. Did you hear Professor Dumbledore died? No, Professor Dumbledore didn't die.
The person who played his character did. Yeah. Yeah. He's not actually Dumbledore. You know that, right? Yeah, he is. You sure? He is. He is Dumbledore for you know. He is. Magic's real. It is real. I mean, that's why we have this magical relationship. I want to talk about something. So we always talk about. Nothing. Nothing. Magical relationship. The love. Our love is magical. We always talk about how much we spend at these things because I think it's really important for people to, yeah, we've kind of been sharing how much we spend on food and beverage and stuff like that.
I think it's important for people to know because one of the things I always say is that if you're booking something in advance, you can start saving for things like food and beverage, costumes, like, you know, putting a little bit away every month if you want to. This particular event, breakfast and dinner was included. Also, not bad food, really. Food was pretty good, yeah. Not as good as Spicy Island because we love Croatia and we love… Yeah, actually, I do quite like the Sicilian food, but I think the version we had in there was – The hotel, I'd have to cater to everybody.
Yeah, no, and it was a little repetitive, which is what you kind of expect at a hotel. I wasn't – I'm not, you know, shitting all over. I'm not shit-canned it because the food was good, but it's just a little repetitive. But that's what you expect at a hotel. I mean, it's buffet food, right?
So you're going to get some repetition in there yeah the food in the buffet was good yeah it was good absolutely and because breakfast and dinner is included like you really don't have to really worry about but we drinks drinks are not right so we spent total across the four-day event we spent 350 euros about 374 us dollars have you included the uh automobile in that as well no no this is this food and beverage yeah yeah so this is a food and beverage on site so are we going to run through a profit and loss no we're not but the reason i'm three what i did although what i will say is you had two scotch and cokes at the end and that cost us 24 euro which was actually worth two two bottles of wine my point of the matter is you should drink wine.
In Sicily, in Italy, in many countries in Europe. Whatever there's a special going, go with that. The wine's going to be the cheaper option. Problem is though, you know, you just, I get a little sick of wine. Fair enough. I mean, it was the end of the event. I had two scotches.
What's your thoughts about paying €350 for like food and beverage on site for you drank a lot is what i'm saying fucking hell we were shouting bottles as well to other people i was but no hang on we weren't shouting bottles we were doing rounds with other people so it wasn't it wasn't that it was all coming out of our pocket no no like you'd buy a bottle somebody else would buy a bottle so we spent 350 euro what do you think about that i'm gonna say that seems fine i mean seems that reasonable i mean we were there for it's just shy of like 100 euro a day it's 100 euro a day for both of us yeah that's sure that's actually pretty cheap considering what we used to factor in lunch hang on hang on we used to factor in 100 in $100 a day when we were travelling in Asia from Australia.
Like 15 years ago. And that's dinner as well. Like every time we'd go to dinner, we'd immediately get two bottles of wine and a bottle of water. Yeah, you would. Seriously, I mean. I was a fiend. You were smashing the wine. And I might add, you were fucking sick. I wasn't a good man. You were sick. I was sick. You were sick from the moment we arrived to basically until we left. You had the remnants of a cold. You were no longer communicable. Yeah, I had a bit of a sore throat there towards the end of it. This is why you didn't play. This should be part of the conversation here, right?
That's why you weren't involved in any play for the whole event. If you've not seen a hotel takeover and you're thinking, what are the costumes look like? What does it look like? We did daily videos. If you follow any of our social media accounts, you'll be able to see the daily videos. But I was kind of doing like little mini vlogs, I guess, on kind of what was happening and, you know, whatever. The costumes, we spoke about – Cool story, bro. We spoke about costumes and themes for Spicy Island, which is the same company, still Spicy Match.
What percentage of people do you think wore themes at Carpensicely? Oh, that's a good question. I think – I'm curious what you think because I – I feel it was like about 80%. I think it was about 90. Yeah, it was high. There were a lot of people. I can't remember what we said. We probably could go back and figure it out, but if you were to now go back and say what the percentage of people at Spicy Island – Yeah, it would be less. Right. Yeah, it would have been less. Yeah. But I think that comes down to the – so Spicy Island you have to carry – The difficulty of the themes.
You've got to bring your stuff further, right? And there were some more difficult themes there. Yeah, whereas these ones were like White Knight, Eon. I mean, I really like that. I do actually like one of the themes on Spicy Island, the, what is it, 1800s. Oh, yeah. I like the idea of it. It's just a bitch to do on an island. Well, I would say that most people, that's why I'm saying like 90%, dress in theme.
well they at least dress aligned to yeah you know they might do like a nod to the theme if they're not really cautioning people yeah you you bought some paint and some some uh jewels to the last theme the white knight theme and man there was like a fucking line to get painted i know we're going to talk about that this is how we figured out i mean that's that's how we picked up some sexy people i might as well and again this is why we'll talk about that later but this is why i always go back to try to make your costumes or something that you're doing interactive if you need a little bit of help meeting people if you need some help coming out of your shell buy some temporary tattoos go around the pool ask people if they want this for.
Yeah. You know? Yeah. I mean, well, you learnt that a long time ago because of the costume that you did for me. Desire 2017. Yeah. When I was the… Best wiener in town. I was a hot dog man. Yeah, the best wiener in town. I've got the badge still. I know, but I was a hot dog man. And in one… What did I have? Lime juice in one?
You had vodka in one… So, you had a… had a vodka in one squirter you had the squirter that was like the mustard squirter and the tomato sauce squirters yeah that you had and then one of them had cranberry juice and one of them had vodka yeah well cranberry juice is a stretch it was cranberry flavored liquid and it wasn't even that cranberry flavored what's up mexico but uh what's interesting about that also is that it was pre-covid so you could get away with doing that without killing anyone oh remember the days performances and games performers at these events are amazing performers are amazing at all of the spicy events the performers are amazing they are like there is there is one lady and i can't think of her name You're talking about the the tattooed lady yeah yeah fuck me just the strength and amazingness that's encapsulated in that woman is crazy to me she is just good at many things well for starters she is very gorgeous oh she is yeah she's quite tall she's yeah she has some body art that really suits – it suits her.
Like, I think it would look really – It's like dragon scales and stuff. It would look completely off on other people. I think it really suits her. I think she's – I think there's a lot of planning in that, though. Like, that's been serious because there's no – This is not a rock up at three in the morning when you're drunk in Thailand. I mean, in general, right? Like, I think a lot of her tattoos are very – well, all of her tattoos are cohesive. There's nothing that's out of place. But again, this lady normally performs at the Carp D'Arg Spicey Match event. Exactly.
And she did Spicy Island as well. Yeah. She also did this. But just fucking amazing in what she does. I mean – Really fantastic. Fuck. I think that all the performers that they brought in, I thought hit the mark really well. Yes.
they did really well the fiery people there were fucking neon people there was a whole lot of stuff going on it was all very good you did some sleeping so you didn't see all of the games but correct i think there's always some that i'm not scared of missing though when i think about games now being like eight years in sometimes i, are people really going to enjoy that? Like, is that actually going to grab the attention of people? There was one where there was like a sexy yoga stretching thing in the pool, and I thought, oh, man, that's going to be really hard.
Like, not many people are going to do that. They have like 30 people in the pool. Yes, they did. They really, really managed to drag a lot. Actually, some of our friends were in the pool as well. Yes. Like the water aerobics thing. Tried to wear the bikini, in fact. Didn't pull it off. That's for shit. Just doing fucking stretching and shit. Jumping up and down. Jumping up and down. She's like in there with her bikini on and the issued bikini or the one that's in the arrival bag. Spicy match bikini, yeah. In a spicy match bikini. Which is small to begin with. Which is small to begin with.
But yeah, it didn't really do the job. So very quickly she was out of that, which I'm not upset about. No, no, it was good. The games, though, I always think, are they going to go down well? Are these going to be perceived well? And what I would say, and maybe this is a cultural thing too, but I think Europeans and European events, people get more into this than what I've seen at other events. I don't agree. You disagree?
I mood you think it's the that you've got to set the that exact same thing the whole you know join a circle and do stretches and stuff that's been done that we that was done in desire 2018 yeah where it was fucking 40 people in that as well yeah i don't think i think it's the mood right if you're not setting the scene beforehand doesn't work yeah it doesn't work but i think these guys do a very good job of setting the scene and they have uh one of their one of their guys james jamesy jamesy he's i mean he's just a fucking bubble of energy so he drags he drags you into his energy circle well that's that's the point of a good emcee no i can know that's the point of an emcee but he's very good at that as well he's he's very you know i mean he's adorable and charismatic he's lovable he's just seems like a nice guy you want to get in uh you want to get involved in what he's involved in so some of the games that they had poolside they had like a body paint competition some sex position competitions the body paint competition was kind of cool to see what there were like five people who were painted and actually the most interesting part of that was them trying to fucking wash it off yeah that's the most interesting part one of the dudes had it on him for the next two days i swear there was one that i thought was potentially awkward which was that the men getting hard you weren't there for this but basically they got like um maybe eight or ten guys up on the stage and they had women who were like dancing and twerking in front of them but they couldn't touch them.
And then at the end of the dance they had another lady go along and feel how hard each of the or soft each of the cocks were and then whoever won the hardest cock won the competition. Actually, that's okay for me. It's okay for you. I don't find that horrible. I was feeling so awkward for the guys that couldn't get hard. You're on, you know, everyone was a good sport. Yeah, I mean. Everyone really loved it. The guys had a great time, but I had like third-hand embarrassment. I don't know why. I was like, oh, fuck, what if this guy out there is really feeling.
You know what I can say is feeling, you know, feeling bad for people that don't feel bad themselves is not really the way to go. I'm such a Karen. Yeah. Yeah, stop, you know, stop projecting your… I know. I was just like, oh, man, what if somebody's up there that's really sad? But everyone's… Why the fuck would he have gone up there? I know. I mean, if he's going up there and he's concerned about… If he's eternally flaccid… But this is what I'm saying. Like, everybody was a good sport. Everybody had a great time.
Even the games where I was like, oh, man, that's going to be really hard to get people up there. They got people up there. Yeah, I know. So the party vibe was happening was my point. But I don't think that's any different. So, okay, let me explain why I think this is no different. Break it down.
So it's no different if you go to Desire example or or we are not sponsored by desire or any of the other um full-time hotels there's people there that drag you into the mood like the entertainment guys yeah there's no difference here the only difference is the hotel takeover rather than yeah so you've got people there who are charismatic sexy fun or at least appear fun right they don't have to actually be fun they just need to appear fun they're dragging people into this vibe i think that's the big difference yeah right is that this event and actually all of the events done by spicy so far yeah so far that we've been to have a group of people who are there it's their job to bring you into the fun yeah that's the same as the other you know full-time hotels there's always their job to bring you into the fun.
Yeah. That's the same as the other, you know, full-time hotels. There's always people there to bring you into the fun. Whereas in a lot of hotel takeovers, there isn't that. Yeah. Well, a lot of takeovers, there isn't that. There isn't that group of people that are trying to keep you excited and in the vibe and enjoying life. And you've just realized something, haven't you? Yeah, two things. I need one of those people for my events. But the other thing that I've actually noticed, and again I'm going to go back to being a bit interesting here, I don't like the playmakers at permanent resorts.
Yeah, but that's because you – I find them to be unapproachable, boring. I don't know. You find them not real and that's hence why you find them them to be those things. Exactly, whereas somebody like Jamesy, who is the emcee at the event. Yes, but the difference is that you've got one person there who's not real but pulls off being real versus somebody who's not real and doesn't pull off being real. Yeah, it's an interesting thing. Like I see that when people are, I don't know, anyway. It's charisma is what you've just described. Boop. Charisma. You have got charisma. What is that?
It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion.
I would like to also just point out, so our friends that we met again there that we'd seen before in Desire, they brought they brought their friends with them they're lovely by the way all of them are lovely but it was really interesting just meeting people from across the world very different again very different life that they live yeah different city different kind of like backgrounds just connecting and having a really great relationship yeah good but i do want to say that i'm going to call him s him and i he and i had our first fight did you yeah you were asleep you didn't see it yeah that happens we had I don't know.
Yeah, good. But I do want to say that I'm going to call him S. He and I had our first fight. Did you? Yeah. You were asleep. You didn't see it. Yeah, that happens. We had our first fight. Really? Yeah. What about? So we're in the pool and there was a twerking competition. Yeah. And I was all about the lady second from the left. Oh, man. And he was all about the lady third from the right. And then that was when we realized we were having our first like lover's quarrel, like a little tiff situation happening. I did turn to him at one point. I'm like, are we having our first fight?
And then one of our other friends, Em, walked into the pool and I'm like, hey, we just had a fight. And she looked at me and she's like, shit, fuck, really? I'm like, I am joking. Fist of cuffs, man. Yeah, but I was going for the lady's second from life. Should have went fist of cuffs. Do you know what happened? You just got to throw down. Here's lady one. Oh, bam. Here's lady one. Oh, did he fucking mic drop and just strut his way out of the pool? Like clenching each ass cheek as he strutted out. The twerking competition was heated, okay? I was going for the lady, second from the left.
He was going for the lady, third from the right. Twerking's not as easy as people make it out to be. I'm, you know what? Redraw. Might be a little late. I'm still fucking pissed. It might be a little late. Redraw. You should pick up the phone and give him a call. I know. And tell him that he's wrong, even though he won. Spicy match, get your shit together. It was clearly the lady, second from the left. She was fucking owning it. And you know what I loved about her? Barely, like, she was really teasing with the clothes coming off and stuff. Oh, okay.
Whereas his lady was just going naked straight away. Yeah, so this is so you. I was like, look at her, sassy little minx. This is so you. This is so you. You're like, oh, man, look at somebody being polite in their nudeness. Not polite. No. Sassy and sensual. Okay. Stop waving your finger at me, Karen. I can't help it. The other lady was just like, pussy. Yeah. Which she did have a nice pussy because she kind of showed the crowd at one point, but it's still, listen, it's still not the point. Second from the left, clear winner. Okay, got it. I'm not going to argue with you.
You're ready to fucking throw down. Hey, do you want to talk about your separate play? Yeah. Kind of halfway in. We can talk about it. Kind of halfway in? Are we talking about my play now or what happened during that? Yeah, like what you were. Halfway in. So what was this? This was the last night, right? Second of last night. Second of last night. Basically, Daryl left me asleep in the room and decided to go off and play with like four couples. It might have been four, too. It was four couples minus a guy. It was four couples including the guy. And he left partway through.
So, you had some solo play. I did. We're not going to talk too much about the feelings and everything else kind of getting into this because we have had some questions come through on Patreon. So I kind of want to get into the feelings a little bit more. But in terms of the actual emotional side of it.
But we're going to, you know, get a little bit dirty here because I don't know what happened yeah i don't know what happened shit i know that you fucked two ladies that's all i know yes that is correct um i mean maybe you had sex with it would be a more polite way to put it no so how this kind of turned out was that there's a whole story at the front end that you got to hear about though because you missed all of the front end story what's the front end story okay okay so let me let me tell the the funny part to the whole play session right because there were well i got that two two couples invited you back to room it was either 304 or 314 who knows exactly yeah so that's the beginning of that right so anyway we felt uncomfortable just turning up to a room with a you know with all of our all of our swag and just sort of turning up knocking door and going, hey, we're here with all our freaking rubbers and boob.
Well, the backtracked to before that. So basically, there was an invitation extended. A bunch of couples were going up to a room. The invitation was extended to us the day before. Unfortunately, you still, you were feeling unwell that day. Yeah, well, exactly. So we got invited to play and as the night's progressing on this particular night, there was an extension of an invitation to play. And you and I had discussed potential solo play. Again, this is not something we've done, but we've done it once, but in very different circumstances. You've played with our friends back in Sydney.
The Belays. When I was in Singapore or some shit.
Very different circumstances though yeah i mean we'd we'd known them for years and we continue to know them for more years so this is the first ever solo play that you've ever had we've ever had well that i've had that wasn't with somebody that you already knew and felt comfortable with which has only ever happened once right so really really new so we'd kind of discussed yep if this extension of invitation occurs then you can go off and do that and i'm going to go off and uh you know go to sleep or whatever i'm going to do or hang out by the pool blah so there's an invitation extended and the two couples that extended the invitation they walked basically straight up to their room yeah so 304 or 314 it's at this point that i i'm like okay good night everybody'm going to go back to the room.
So I go back to the room and this is kind of where your story kind of kicks in. Actually, I believe that I walked you back to the room and then I came out after that. No? Definitely not. I meant to. You didn't. Well, and there seems to be a problem there already. That's not a problem. You sure? Because your eyes say there's a problem. There's not a problem. I just think it's funny how you think you did that. Chivalry's dead. No, it's not. Fucking open a car door for you all the time. I just made you. You just finished an espresso martini that I made for you.
I did finish that, but you never opened car doors, so we're all on the same page. But I did finish the espresso martini you made me. Never. Never. That's a big word. Can we talk about the... I mean, you're throwing down. I'm just trying to get a story out. So, was it room 304 or 314? 314. It was 314. But anyway, so we turned up to 314. We knocked on the door and there were like... What was it? Did you... Wait. Did you put your ear against the door to listen into sex noises? Like how... One person of the group may have done that. Was it M? No. Really? Yeah.
Anyway, so there was some there was some listing going on anyway but uh there wasn't anything so the the door opened the guys the two guys answered the door from the the couples they answered the door and they're like and we said oh we got the right room okay cool so then we had to go off and run and get our shit we wanted to make sure we had the right room before we turned up with all of our shit right then we ran off got our, got our shit.
Well, here's the question that I had, because when you were leaving, I said, you're going to come back to the room and get our condoms and our lube, and you're like, nah, it's all good. Yeah. I figured there'd be someone in the room, and I was right, I might add. Fair, but that's kind of a little, I think. Pretentious?
It's pretentious, but it's a little bit weird as well, because, I don't know know it might lead one to think you weren't interested in being prepared or safe or whatever okay you know I mean that's a pretty deep dive off the fucking into the deep end of the pool so then you went back to their room and basically pilfered some of their condoms and lube yes and then we went like the cheap fucker that you are because you already spent 350 year on wine exactly can't keep I can't keep you fed on wine and condoms in the fucking pockets. Fair enough.
So anyway, we went back and knocked on the door again. So you've now interrupted them twice. The first time they were still clothed. Second time, not so. Second time we waited at the door for quite some time. Although, to be fair, if they knew you were coming back, they should have left it slightly unlatched. Do you know what I mean? What, and just let any weirdo walk into the room? Oh, no one's going to walk in. Come on. You can't trust people, bro. I'm pretty sure you can. Yeah, no. Anyway, so we turned up back, and one of the awesome gentlemen greeted us at the door.
Was he wearing a condom on his hard cock? Yes. Was he, like, mid-fucking? Yes. You dickhead. Yes, he was. What do you mean me dickhead? It wasn't just me. There was fucking five people there. I wasn't knocking on the door. There was other people knocking on the door. You were just there on your own like a solo. Exactly. I was just like standing at the back, pouting, hoping that everything would go okay. Anyway, so he opened the door and he basically threw his hands up and said, come on in.
And we went in and the two couples who were there before had already been playing and let's just say that there'd already been some mess developed. Okay. So they'd already been, so they'd been going at it fairly solidly and then we just… For five minutes? Yeah, no.
So they were actually playing before that as well but it was all oral and then it only moved to um you know penetrative uh in that five minutes and i think we may have been the precursor for that just quietly they're like okay you're off me for a while now just get you get let's get all this shit off so we can get things started anyway so we um actually there was a consent question asked first do you mind if we join in like join in on the bed and in? And the response was unanimous from the four. Yeah. Get in, just basically be safe. Singular bed? No, it was a double bed.
They had two beds in their room. No. One. One. Oh, fuck me. They had to sleep in the remnants of this. So there's four couples and you? Yes. So there was one couple who was off to the side. So it wasn't four couples. There was only myself and Em and one couple with me. Yeah, and then two more couples. And then two more couples. Okay, so four couples total. I was what, like the ninth wheel? Yeah. I think that's the number, right? Two, four. Yeah, no, I wasn't because I had an extra wheel. That's what I mean. You and Em turned up as a couple.
Yeah so basically um we'd kind of been wanting to get our hands on each other for the for the night before so how did this all just to you know cut to the fucking chase like how who started with what what happened uh so um em basically threw herself down on the bed and she so she's immediately taken up bed space yeah immediately she's only wee so that's okay no, she's only little, so it was good. But she dragged me down with that as well, and we started kissing while we were there.
And there was a whole lot of – there was a lot of – so throughout this whole thing, there were hands moving from everyone. So all of the people in the group were comfortable, I suppose, with the guys. With each other.
Yeah, not so much the guys interacting, but interacting but certainly just you know if there was consequential touching it was it was fine basically we're down on so she put well not pulled me she invited me down um i went down the the other guys were off onto the side they'd already like they already started playing with pussies and stuff over there to themselves and then um the the guys who'd already in the room were already shagging i'm going to call them the scandinavians from now on because it was a it was a force of the scandinavian scandinavians um and then uh from there uh yeah so we were we were kissing for a while um we were so we were basically i mean we're close to nude anyway right We're wearing, I think I had bathers on or shorts, but no shirt.
It was, we were all very close to being nude anyway. So the clothing came off fairly quickly. And then, so there was some three-way play with Em and the other two guys in the room. And then I basically wandered off and grabbed myself a condom and came back.
Yeah, started playing, I was starting to having sex with anybody oral honestly i there was a lot going on in that room and i don't know whether i did or not interesting so if i was going to like i don't know need information from you you wouldn't be able to give me that right now oh no it's how long ago was it uh three weeks three weeks yeah yeah no i couldn't give you the exact information if you if i had known you wanted the exact information because you told me you didn't care, like just do your thing, if I knew you wanted that, I would have actually made some notes the next day.
So you're playing with Em, playing with her for a period of time. Yeah, so I was – Did anybody suck your cock? I don't think so. You don't know? Oh, maybe. I don't know. It's three weeks ago. I don't remember. And then you finish up with Em. So, no, we were playing for quite some time. There was a – so there was – I actually kind of thought she was going to drown in bodies a couple of times. Again, she's quite wee. Yeah, and her head was kind of in amongst everything else that was going on. With the Scandinavian crew.
I mean, she was basically a Viking invader into the Scandinavian group with her head is the way and and because we were at the we started at the bottom of the bed but as as i was fucking we you know we kept pushing our way up the bed but that was really sexy so she was um i think she was really enjoying and i didn't get to talk about talk to her about this but i think she was really enjoying the fact that she was kind of in the middle of everything that was going enveloped yeah anded. Yeah, enveloped.
And, yeah, so the other – the Scandinavian guys were still shagging away and they'd actually swapped at this point as well, so swapped between their relative parties. And I think it was at this point that her head kind of slipped under somebody being fucked doggy style, she started to suck on their clit while that way, while you're hissing, no, this was a positive thing. I thought you meant like somebody like put their knee on her head.
No, there was, everyone was really, really lovely, it was very nice, and that went on for, I'm going to say we were probably shagging for 25, 30 minutes, is a guess, and then the other two who were standing off to the side took her, they just said, hey, we're headed out for a bit, they headed out, and then the other two who were standing off to the side took her they just said hey we're we're headed out for a bit they headed out and then um the lady came back from that from that couple a little later and then the nor the norwegian so i'd stopped with them at that point and she was playing with one of the other guys and then i saw the one of the Norwegianwegian ladies which i or the norwegian lady who i found very attractive for the event so i basically asked her whether it'd be okay i'd actually change condoms at this point whether it'd be okay if we had sex as well and we did so she was um so you changed condom before you had actually asked if you can have sex with her it's a bit arrogant it was either before or after i'm not sure it a bit arrogant.
I'm not sure. I can't even remember whether I got a blowjob. So fucking hell. I mean, come on, the timing on that's not precise. So how long do you think you were playing total? I think it was about an hour and a half. What happened to the end? You just kind of like, cool, bye. No, no, so everybody was – so there was a – you know, there's always a natural lull, right? When everybody's kind of either – they've either come or they're – Winding down. They're panting. The air conditioning was running flat out the whole time we were there, but everyone was sweating.
So it was a – there was a lot of – there were a lot of sweaty bodies. It was really – it was actually quite cool. I really wish you had been there for it because I think you would have enjoyed the – because it was a true sort of puppy pile scenario that you and I tend to enjoy. So it was – so I hadn't actually come till right at the end that happened, basically, and it was very sexy because she came at the same time, it appeared, or at least had I, you know, enjoyed the last part of me coming.
Yeah, and then we kind of just, everyone sort of at that point, there was some people who'd already sort of shrunk off a little bit and either done some clean up or wipe off or whatever it is. Was it kind of standard group, a general acknowledgement of Lankercade plays done? Yeah, pretty much. It wasn't like an abrupt, all right, fuck you, fuck you guys, I'm going now. It was just down in terms of the speed of things that were happening. And then, yeah, I mean, there was a lot of other stuff.
I mean, I haven't described any of the other play that was going on around the room, but there was during the entire session that I was playing with someone, there were other people doing other things as well, you know, in very close proximity to us. So it was really sexy. I quite enjoyed the time. So you came at the end? Yes, I did. Yeah. Yep. Did you feel any kind of pressure? It was like, I don't know, 45 minutes or an hour in, I suppose. Did you feel pressure to come? No, not at all. Did you have any performance issues? No, not at all. None? Nope.
Were you worried about that going in because of the fact that I wasn't going to be there? Yes, absolutely. Yeah. But it wasn't an issue. Well, does that make you feel a certain way that you didn't have any performance issues with me not there uh no i don't feel any way about it i think it was uh i mean the performance is your body's concern not your brain's so sometimes your body just does it sometimes it doesn't i mean it can be your brain i mean that's the whole thing your brain can drive your body to do things but it's not that i mean your body makes the decision ultimately.
And then your brain, unfortunately, starts to recycle that. So we're going to kind of cover a lot about the more of the emotional questions because our patrons are very interested in some of the more of the emotional questions, but I will ask one while we're talking on the podcast here.
would did you feel that you could concentrate better on the other women and their pleasure without me in the room it's a really good question i actually pondered that myself the day after and also have i mean i expected that this would be one of the questions along the way if not from you from others the answer is i don't really know um so as much as i'd love to give an answer to that i think given it's your first time there was too much and there was a lot going on right we had uh two four six eight people in a room so there was there were there were plenty of things happening that that were catching my eye and also taking my attention like positively and negatively right so was there any really noisy people in the room uh there were some people who they were quite nauseous orgasm yeah which was which is cool i actually quite like that but um so what was well the reason i'm not giving i'm sitting on the fence about that is because i had sex with two ladies over over a period of i'm gonna say what 45 minutes to an hour yeah and i didn't come till the very end Thank you.
I had sex with two ladies over a period of, I'm going to say, what, 45 minutes to an hour? Yeah. And I didn't come till the very end. That's unusual for me. Yeah. Right? So normally I would come relatively quickly and then I would change condoms and continue with play. So that was really unusual for me. So I'm not sure whether that's positive or negative reaction to the environment.
Now, please understand for the ladies who were involved in the situation it was nothing at all to do with you it's and in fact it was i really enjoyed the evening it was more the the environment was very on and then and also there there was the fact that you weren't there which was driving and off as well and i i really don't know i don't know. I don't know whether it was a good thing or a bad thing. But overall, you had a good time. I did, absolutely. I was very worried that I would come home to an angry Kate. That was certainly a concern throughout the entirety of the play.
Actually, even before the play, I was worried about that. Yeah, which we're going to dig into a little bit more. But, yeah, so the play session itself was amazing. It was a lot of fun. Really good people, really sexy people. I really, really would like to spend some more time with them, with all of them actually. So, yeah. Right. So your little fuckfest cup and Sicily did well. Yes, absolutely. Excellent.
I want to talk about the film crew that was a getting really off that off that topic and talking about the film crew so there was a film crew on site at the event we knew about this beforehand everybody everybody knew about this beforehand filming a young dutch couple on their journey into the swingers lifestyle and not into this is this is what i'm going to get to at their first event now when this was kind of phrased in this way i was like oh so they're pretty new anyway turns out they've actually been in the lifestyle for like eight years yeah they've just never been to an event before yeah it was their first event though yeah sorry that was pretty interesting um so they are a young couple from the netherlands uh really lovely by the way they got engaged congratulations they got engaged not at the event away from the event yeah yeah it was pretty cool what i would say is that the film crew actually did ask me to because our faces are out they were looking for people who could interact with this couple on film and so they said hey you know would you be interested and i was like yep no no problems at all so we signed like a non-disclosure we signed like a model release form and then they said, hey, you know, would you be interested?
And I was like, yep, no problems at all. So we signed like a non-disclosure, we signed like a model release form and then they said to me, oh, you know, you need to go and walk up to them and talk to them on the dance floor, which is a very awkward thing to do. I actually said to them beforehand, this is – I mean, you're awkward anyway. But I was like, this is not going to work. It's going to be too noisy. You're not going to be using any of this.
So I actually don't think that you're going to see me in that documentary probably not i had a conversation with the the sound person as well maybe she also said the same thing i did tell them beforehand this is not going to work and they were like no do it no it's not gonna there was some day partying happening at the event and you were sleeping for some of this so there was some day party happening and a few highlights I want to share.
I was dancing with a lady called Teresa at one point and we were talking about owning your pleasure and being responsible for your pleasure and talking about like using sex toys in the playroom. Sounds so very, very deep conversation. It actually wasn't. It was super fucking weird and funny because... On the dance floor.
No, we're kind of off to to the side but at one point we were talking about like taking your sack like sack of sex toys in and so her and i you know how some people do the do this really awkward like fishing dances and like pretending that you're fishing and like stirring the pot well theresa and i were like throwing our sack of sex toys over our shoulder and like walking our way into the into the play rooms at one point and then she's like you know what i'm gonna bring like a chainsaw with like rotating dildos on it and so then we're like pretending to start the change my point is this have a bit of fun be fucking silly but those little funny little moments were just super fun also while you you were sleeping if i didn't mention earlier what was i doing we played a game of um heads up so you know when you get the phone and it's kind of like charades and you got to play the heads up and we like i downloaded the adult version of that so you've got to put your phone up on your head and everyone else can see the word but they have to describe it without saying the word and it was the adults version so it could be like come all these different things right and we were playing this game there was like our little crew as I said before like sitting in our little spot there was a few other different couples that joined us the young Dutch couple that were being filmed joined us and so it was kind of like this group of like I don't know 10 people that were all playing this really fun game and it was a bit quirky a bit different random kind of poolside games actually I wish I bought more of our like.
Actually, that would have been really fun. But I didn't realise at the end, at the end of the game, there was this kind of like microphone, sorry, there was a pineapple cup sitting on the table in front of us and I assumed it was some cocktail. At the end of the game, the film crew walk over, pick up the cup and fuck off with it because it had a hidden microphone in there. Was it hidden or was it just a microphone? It was a microphone inside of a cup that looked nothing like a microphone. So I'm calling it hidden. Okay.
So, I mean, I think it's just generic voices and a B-roll that they were looking for there would be my guess. It was, but I was like, oh, shit. Because they were very fucking polite and very obvious uh about their filming right yeah they even had um what's the names on um shirts yeah they had shirts on that stuff yeah well no they had shirts on saying hey we are not here to film we will not be filming you we're only here to film the people that are that have consented if they're going to use the audio from that pineapple cup um going to hear? They're going to hear a lot of weird shit.
He's just random shouting at people. What would you normally expect to hear at a swingers party? Yeah, but it's even more with a heads-up game. Just random people shouting weird words at each other. Like, this one, Chaz, like, you know. Sounds about right. Anyway, as we get ready to wrap up, so the neon night was the finale night. Yep. And everybody loves the neon night. Like, everybody loves it. So you mentioned earlier. What I do want to say, though, is apparently I now sleepwalk. What? Apparently I sleepwalk. When did this happen?
So this was after the afternoon where we played the heads-up game where I was dancing crazily with Teresa, having a good time, and I set the alarm for a 45-minute nap. Yeah. Apparently I now sleepwalk because, according to you, the alarm went off. I got up, turned it off, came back to bed. It's not sleepwalking. You just got up and turned it off. I stall to this day. I'm like, that didn't happen. It doesn't matter what you think because two hours later is when we got out of bed. So here's what happened. At 7.55, we were supposed to be down for dinner with everybody at 8 p.m.
Yeah, but, yeah, I mean, you gave yourself five minutes to get ready, which is ludicrous to start. No, I'm saying that's when we woke up. The alarm was supposed to go off at 7. Yeah, but, yeah. Okay, okay, got it. Yeah, I mean, but it did go off at 7. According to you. I woke up, looked at my phone, went, why is it? And freaked out. Why is it 5 to 8? Exactly. We basically got up, showered, quickly got ready, didn't wear the outfits that we were initially supposed to wear. I hadn't done the whole preparation thing. Hair was a mess. Literally threw it up. I don't even. Oh, it was fine.
I didn't even I didn't even brush it. I threw it up in a bun. So messy hair, don't care. Full on. Went down and had dinner. But at dinner, I was very much... You did shower. Could we specify that? I said I showered. Yeah. Because you cleaned up your beds. But we got to dinner and I was definitely a little sleepy peepie. You weren't a little sleepy. You had like six fucking – I still had lines on my faces from the pillow. Yeah, you did. It was – And people were talking to me and I was like, what is happening? Yep. Yep. That pretty much sums it up. Who am I? What am I doing here?
Great night though. So we had the glow neon body paints and we kind of set ourselves up and kind of – We didn't. We just kind of sat up there to put it on ourselves because we were fucking late. And then there was a whole lot of other people who were like, yeah, we'll take that as well. Thank you. And we kind of set ourselves up and kind of – We didn't. We just kind of set up there to put it on ourselves because we were fucking late. And then there was a whole lot of other people who were like, yeah, we'll take that as well. Yeah, it was – again, it was – And it worked out really well.
I've still got a fucking tattoo from it, in fact. Nearly. It only went away like three days ago. Yeah, I know. That was a really long stay. But, yeah, we were all kind of painting each other and having a good time.
I had like face gems and we were all putting those on and painting and all the rest of it but that was a really good time i liked that little interlude of like just getting a bit creative right yeah creative we're using stencils to fucking paint shit on people okay we're not all oh no sorry oh my god the arm that you got done i know the arm work that i actually had was gorgeous there's a photo of it up on social media, but it was really fucking cool. It was hand done. It was handmade. Yeah, by a well-known artist. By a well-known artist. Yeah, let's not say who.
No, we can't also say where she's from. We can't, but she's amazing. Yeah, so. She's a well-known artist. Body painting. From a country. We did. We danced. We did.
I went for a two-in morning swim you did because why not hells yeah why not because you know you're only you're still considering yourself unwell but fuck it let's have a two in the morning swim well here's the thing though it was because of the fact that we're coming back here and first of all how often do you get to be nude in the pool and us at least five or six times a year and also the weather was good right and so i was like okay the weather was good the pool was fucking cold it was raining back here in the netherlands and i was like fuck this noise i'm gonna go for one last nude swim before we get out of here okay well that was the first time you went nude then right yeah i was nude nude yeah because everything every swim you'd done up until then you'd had bottoms on yeah so the point is 2 a.m yeah You weren't the only one in there, though.
No. And then we shut it down and went to bed. Then we shut it down and went to bed. Everyone did. To wrap up, the Sicily trip, we spent a bit of time. We went to actually a vineyard offsite. So we spent a little bit of time going off. And we went and had breakfast and lunch. We had breakfast with ice cream. Yeah, of course, because that's fucking Sicilian. Ice cream breakfast is a thing.
We went to a vineyard on a volcano yep which was that was which was also good we almost have some of oh no we still have some of that wine left you drank most of it because you are i might have some more in a second to wrap it up for people events you're well known for not liking seven days at a resort right yes you feel trapped all the rest of it i feel groundhog day so this kind of event where one could go to an event like this tack on something at the beginning of the event or tack on something at the end of the event or go off and have a lunch in the local town like is this your jam this is it's certainly a lot closer to my jam so this is this is a lot this is highly tolerable for me I could do this very much.
So I think getting to do other things is a really important part. I mean, traveling to Sicily, it was our first time to Sicily. Why the fuck would we not go on? I mean, I have never had ice cream for breakfast before intentionally. And it's a standard thing in Sicily. That's a standard fucking thing.
So so why wouldn't we do that i mean there's so many there's so many culturally culturally appropriate things that we could do there that were awesome that we could do anywhere you know like yeah i just i i don't my biggest problem is that that is that we end up doing end up in in you know essentially traveling to somewhere doing the same thing we could do in our hometown in australia so i like the idea that we're doing different things and that we're going out and we're you know enjoying a drink and you know we do different things from start to finish even the play was very different for us yeah like there was a there was a lot of adventure new stuff there was just a lot of adventure yeah i.
Yeah, I think the good thing about these kinds of events is that they do allow experiences beyond just the event. Yeah, you're not stuck in a pool from dawn until fucking midnight and drinking. And if that's your thing, fill your boots. That is my thing for like two nights.
But what I'm saying though for people is that when you're looking at going to an event or a hotel takeover or whatever it looks like think about the destination itself like if the destination is interesting and intriguing to you then if that event is shit at the end of the day you could go off and enjoy that location which is fine if it's not an all-inclusive event because then the problem is you think well fuck now i've now I'm going to go away and spend money on something that I don't need to do.
That is one of the, I'm going to say, problems with an all-inclusive event is that you get kind of trapped there because you're trapped by the cost. You don't want to extend the additional cost to do something. Or maybe you can't. Or you can't, yeah. Don't or can't is the same thing. It's shit. That's one of the things I don't like about all-inclusive. So if you're thinking about now this event, because now we've been to three different kinds of spicy match events. Yes. We've been to their Cup Dark event. Yes. We've been to Spicy Island in Croatia. Now we've been to this one.
Looking at all three of them, very, very different, right? Yes. What would be your jam? Like if you were going to say… So Karp and sicily are my two they're your two favorites yeah now yeah because the spicy island is again it's a lovely place oh yeah so beautiful it's amazing but you're still kind of trapped on the island right that's and that's that becomes an issue for me whereas carp is you know you can wander around and do whatever the fuck you want right and you can do the same same in Sicily as well.
The other thing different between these events and the events perhaps we've done in other takeovers is there's no expectation for you to be there all the time. Like people are not in any way surprised or offended when you say, yeah, we went into town for breakfast. In fact, most of the time they're like, well, fuck, can we come?
I think that they purposely purposely almost build a lull like most of the stuff doesn't start until noon yes i agree i think so i think i think there's a there's an intentional gap that's the gap is not there for for what you're thinking it's probably like it's there for fucking hangovers yeah that's what it's there for but you cannot i think it is a good again if you're if you're someone who's worried about going to an event and overwhelmed – Go to an event where you might actually want to do something else.
Go to like this because that would allow you to jump off-site in the morning, go to lunch or something like that, and then come back and enjoy the tour parties. Or even at night. Or whatever you want to do, yeah. You can do whatever you want to do. If you find out that it's entirely not for you, then you can basically just use it as a stay hotel. Yeah, but it does give you that kind of flexibility that if you get overwhelmed for a moment, you can go off-site, have some lunch, do whatever you're going to do, come back, rejoin. Reconnect as a couple or whatever and then come back.
Now, what could have been better for me? I did have a sore throat, so that was a bit shit. Sleep schedule, definitely. You were taking more naps. I was not doing good in that. I wasn't taking naps. I was sleeping until midday. Snacks and hydration.
We didn't have any of those in our room we had no snacks it was fucking ridiculous we are such rookies why why do we not have snacks and hydration in our room is that is it my fault you you don't remember this at the airport do you oh yeah when daryl said we should get some snacks and stuff at the airport and you're like no no no no we'll get them on the way to the hotel we didn didn't and then what happened we didn't do that we didn't do that we went to there and because of course we know every supermarket between the airport and the hotel yeah to stop at that was our very first time in the country when we went back to the room and it's like two or three in the morning and i was like god damn it i'm so hungry and there wasn't shit all i can do about it.
Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah, this is why you need snacks and you need sugary drinks and you need just straight up water. Tap water is entirely drinkable. Yeah, perfectly fine. I mean, it's fine in most of, vast majority of Europe, you can drink the tap water without showing any fear.
I would also say that I would have liked to have bought our water-based like swinger card games just because like i played the heads up game but just for something to kind of hang out and you know again if people are gonna well what are you doing it's just another reason for people to walk over and go like well what are you guys doing or can we play which is exactly what happened with the heads up game that's how actually how we spent the time with the guys in 2017 in desire i don't know that's how we met them actually it was with the uh what game were we playing it was waterproof cards no no sorry it was uh code names adult adult code names playing adult code code names and it was a uh actually a poolside version that was a plastic cards anyway so who went to this event average age what do you think we'll just shoot off some stats here.
Average age? Average age, early, middle 40s. Early, middle 40s. Language location? Predominant language was English. There were a whole lot of other people there speaking many other languages, but everyone was comfortable, competent. Actually, most of them were better speaking English than we were.
Average, kind of like, I guess, body shape shape of people generally i would say generally taller generally i mean depends on which country you come from but you know they were they were in general appropriately height weight ratioed uh i think it's around about how many people do you remember there 200 250 i think it's like maybe 350 i don't actually know i should actually find that out but yeah somewhere between i'm gonna say somewhere between 200 and 300 is my guess yeah yeah so it's so adequate group of people for you to um hang out with yep if you're gonna say to somebody who would benefit from this kind of trip what would that person look like would they be shy would they be extroverted would they be new to the lifestyle this is not a trip actually this is not a trip for shy people i think um this is a this is something where you where you do have to actually engage with people to get things moving so i think it's a it's a more of a middle i mean you can be early if you're if you're but if you're extroverts or if one of you is an extrovert you could go there early.
But as two introverts going to this event, it would be tough. Would you say, though, that those two introverts wouldn't have people walking up to them? Oh, no. That would likely happen as well. But it would just be much less frequent than – I mean, you'd have to drive your own bus here. Yeah. Yeah. Final question. Are we going to next year? Now, we actually aren't. And the only reason is because they're not having – Yeah, no.
I would go next year final question are we going to next year now we actually aren't and the only reason is is because they're not having yeah no i would go next year i would go next year i really enjoyed it if this was an event happening next year i would go what i am going to say is i think we need to replace this with cup dark again i agree now we need to do is schedule everything else out of my fucking diary because right now we've already scheduled i think you know 24 weeks of leave and i'm not sure the business will suffer that we didn't go to cup dug this year we went last year yes I would like to go to car this year I agree 2024 2024 yeah so that's my plan I think our plan should be definitely cup dug cup dug season 2024 I want to go back yep experience a little bit more out of our shell a little bit more I think too because we were kind of a little bit deer in the headlights last time we went because that was a new experience yeah if we if we go to carp again we have to be open to to more things yeah right like we we went there as we went there expecting to experience a similar style of event that we'd been to previously and it's not no it's not it's a very different style so it it also lends itself it lends itself to being more playful as in more play so that's just playful and flirting yeah yeah but we we kind of have to go with that mentality right that it is a it is a lot more of a sexually oriented event than perhaps we're used to you know there's you don't necessarily make friends with all the people you fuck a cup you don't have to not do that but that's i think part of the that's part of the i just realized some of the vibe of the cup what did you realize every single spicy match event we've been to now has had new experiences for us yes every single one yep i don't think that's the spicy match events driving that i think we're just getting to a maturity level in our in our relationship and in our play that we understand but it's also the environment carp dog is very different oh yes when we look at when we look at spicy island that's a very different environment so i think every single event we've been to the spicy match now we have yeah next cup you're gonna do you're gonna do the beach right you're just gonna go do a bukkake yeah get in there boys yeah all ladies absolutely Put your stuff away.
Yeah. Next cup you're going to do the beach, right? You're just going to go do a bukkake session. Get in there, boys. Yeah. Or ladies. Absolutely. Put your stuff. That is right. Jizz all over my face. That is right in my ballpark of interest. I'm only going there if we do make the lube belt. A lube belt. Remember the lube belt that we designed with like the water squirty bottle with a lube belt? Yes. Yeah. Okay. A wash rag. Just so you can walk around squirting lube on people. Some pH balancing wipes in there as well. Got it, got it. Let's do it. I'm only going there if we do that.
So a Batman sex belt, essentially. I really want to see you walk along the beach nude with like this utility belt on now. It has to happen. And the tiny, tiny Cochrane umbrella. Yes. Yeah, so Cup Doug 2024. I think we're in. We want to go. Yeah, absolutely. I agree. That has been Spicy Matches Cup and Sicily. Yep. Overall, great event. I recommend the event. I also recommend Sicily. Weather was perfect. I want to go back to Sicily. It was a really great event. We're going to do some more Sicily. We should fly there. Yeah, really good. Cool. Okay, bye guys. Bye.
Pretty bad if I spilled an entire espresso martini all over. Yeah, maybe, like, not put it over your keyboard and move the keyboard so the keyboard's out of the way. You know you're capable of spilling an entire espresso martini on everything. You ready? Yeah. G'day, everyone. G'day, everyone. You done? Now I'm done good everyone okay let's go
