Cap D'Agde is a nudist village in the south of France and home to some of the largest swingers vacations and swingers events in the world. Welcome to part 2 of our swingers vacation at Cap D'Agde
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Or today, or this week, we're just going to enjoy the hedonistic nature of this and get our fuck on. Are you suggesting that I would not be able to draw my own hexagonal jerk crowd? And he said if he's got hangy testicles, you kind of have to lift them up. If I had a robust pussy and she wanted to play, I think yes, I would go in there. Point at somebody's cock under their shirt and go, shirt cock egg! I mean, there's going to be steam emanating from your pussy. You're listening to the Wanderlust Swingers podcast with Aussie hosts, Kate and Daryl.
If you're curious about exploring your sexuality or the swinging, hot wiping and non-monogamous lifestyle, you've definitely come to the right podcast or maybe you just love travel adventures either way we share our personal sometimes juicy sexy stories as well as swingers club and event reviews interviews with other sassy people and of course our global swinging adventures we try to bring you a look into the diverse lifestyle that the swinging and non-monogamous community has we We hope you enjoy. Now let's get into the episode. G'day guys and welcome to episode 136.
This is our second part, part two of a two-part podcast. Yeah. Boom. Nailed it. Nailed it. Only two days of practice. Only two days of practice. We're going to talk about CupDog.
we're going to talk about our final few days at cup dog we're going to talk about who goes there how it's different i'm going to give you five more tips to surviving cup and if we recommend it or not but before we get started you know what i forgot last time daryl what a cultural tidbit oh you did so you got to run to this i gotta do too okay so we're talking french cultural tidbits are we i i was a little bit upset that i missed this opportunity I've got to be did. I forgot it. So you've got to run two this time. I've got to do two. Okay. So we're talking French cultural tidbits, are we?
I was a little bit upset that I missed this opportunity. I've got to be honest. I was listening back and I thought, oh. It's horrible. I actually felt the whole podcast was a letdown because you didn't put forward. You should see how many emails we got about the lack of cultural tidbits. I'm guessing zero. There was zero. Yeah. Penny tried to send me one to make me feel better, but you know, she doesn't have opposable thumbs, so it didn't work. Yeah. She couldn't put a space in between anything because of her lack of opposable thumbs. I love you. Thanks for trying, Penny. All right.
You're ready for this. Two cultural tidbits. Yes. Did you know that a volcanic lava flow from an eruption one million years ago created Cup Dog? No, I wasn't. I wasn't around for it, believe it or not. You didn't know that? No. I'm going to show not a shock to me given that some point in the last million years, probably most of the land masses were made by volcanoes or something like volcanoes.
I guessing i'm guessing any geologists out there listening to the podcast please feel free to tear me apart yeah yeah so one million years ago cool thanks for that culturally useless tidbit i feel like i should put a pause in here for the next one because for suspense yeah just pause to let people get their thinking done about how insightful this is i know that was so shocking to you guys and i know that you are at the next one all right you ready yeah okay in the early 1970s the government drew up plans for the development of the coastline naturism initially had no part in these proposals but paul renee ultra one of the brothers persuaded the authorities to include plans for a naturist resort at Carp Darg, and in 1973, the beach was officially designated as a naturist beach.
Well, there you go. One of the brothers. I mean, I don't understand why you added that. Because that was the founding little government group of people that created the whole area. Gotcha. So there's other brothers involved in this as well. There's other brothers but they don't get a mention here. Oh, well there you go. Yeah. Okay. So cheers, Paul. 1970. 1973. Appreciate what you're doing, man. Appreciate what you've done. Yeah, actually I mean, how old was Paul at that point? I don't know. Is Paul maybe now around and looking after the joint? Paul maybe. Maybe he is.
Maybe we should look Paul up. Maybe we saw Paul's cock on the beach. Who knows? Yeah, maybe he was in a masturbatory circle. Maybe he was. All right, guys, are you ready? We're going to talk about the remaining days of our time at CUP. The end of days. The end of days. Very interesting you say that, Daryl. So, day three is where we're up to. Day three. Day three. We had lunch at the beach, which was quite lovely. A little restaurant at the beach. Nice, right? Delightful. I don't remember that. Did we? Oh, yeah, no, I do remember that. Yeah, we actually got the last table. Yeah.
Then we got the last table for lunch because they were like, do you have a reservation? And no, no, we don't. So, apparently, again, you really need to book at these places and that'll carry on in a second. If you'd like to do that online, there's no way for you to do that. Nah. Or call them. You could call them. You can actually call them. Yeah, call them and then they won't answer. You can call them. So we went for a walk along the beach and, of course, this is a nudist beach, but we went to a specific place called the Bé de Cochons. Okay. I'm 100% sure that you are mispronouncing that.
The Baie des Cochons? But just for the French speakers out there, we realize we're not French. We can't pronounce this. What does it mean though, Kate? This is what you wanted to get to. Yes, please. So, Baie des Cochons actually means the Bay of Pigs. Yes. And this is the particular part we mentioned last episode. One of our tips was that there is a time and a place for sex. This is one of the times and places for sex, and it's called the Bay of Pigs. Why is it called the Bay of Pigs, Daryl? I guess because there's a lot of pigs running around hunting French truffles. Hunting French truffles.
That's not what it is, is it? No. no no i know why it's because it's i guess the the area of gluttony and pigs are kind of a symbol for gluttony and well it is it's gluttonous gratuitous sex and masturbatory circles yeah like masturbatory circles like freckles on a 16 year old kid's face the The interesting thing about this is also because it relates to the fact that there are so many men in this area. And when we were actually talking to one of the people from Spicy Match that run the event, when they said the Bay of Pigs, and I was like, oh, shit, that's a bit full on.
And they said, no, the Bay de Cochon in French, it doesn't mean it the way – It's not pigs. Yeah, like the way Westerners would be like, oh, you're an effing pig. An effing pig? We're not fucking swearing on this podcast anymore? I don't know why I just did that. Yeah, I don't know why. So if you were to say to someone like, you're a fucking pig, it's, you know, not great. But that's not the translation. It doesn't necessarily mean that. It's kind of, it's a little more, it's more polite, apparently. Can you explain to people what you saw at the Bédicocheon?
Well, there was a bit of an island, an offshore island that became the most interesting part. That was like knee-deep water. So on the beach, there was a little bit of fucking going on occasionally, but not a whole, not like on land, there was a little bit. Hundreds and hundreds of people out sunbathing, though. Oh, yeah, if not thousands. Yeah, thousands probably, actually, yeah. Yeah, actually, it'd be thousands without a doubt. I like the little guys with the little vendor carts that were like, you know, maybe 10, 20 metres up the beach every now and then.
Because you never see that at any other beach in the world. I just liked it. I was like just – and then I was thinking, I wonder how you get – if you were to try and like come and get your little vendor cart set up, what kind of hoops you'd have to jump through to do that, you know? I'm pretty sure they'd probably try and fucking shoot you. Well, yeah. Anyway, sorry, sorry, Daryl, you were talking about the knee deep water. Yeah, so there was a little sandbar out, maybe, I want to say 30 meters from the shoreline, from the, from, you know, the standard shoreline.
And out there, there was some people that started to, like, there were some blowjobs going on. And then they're instantly, you couldn't see them anymore, not instantly, but very quickly, because there'd be a group of men that would circle the, the sexual event and start masturbating around them or like slow stroking backhand. I'm imagining I wasn't in the middle of any of these circles, but I'm guessing it was a backhand slow stroke because that's the weirdest way that you can masturbate whilst watching somebody else have sex, I think. And this is broad daylight in the water.
So do you think the backhanded slow stroke is the most bizarre thing that you could do in that circumstance? Well, no. I mean, we had some friends who were talking to saying that it's no fun to be in those circles anyway because unless you're at the front, you've got to kind of hear between the dude's legs that's in front of you. Yeah, if you're a second row back. And he said if he's got hangy testicles, you kind of have to lift them up. Right. Right, and then if you – So you want reserved standing in this case. You want VIP reserved standing.
Yeah, and if you're two back, he said you've got to lift two sets of balls up, which means you can't masturbate anymore, so it's a total waste of time. It's all downhill from there. Yeah, well, I mean, it seems downhill from row two, if I'm being honest. Row one doesn't seem spectacular either, but row two, definitely, downhill. So, yeah, masturbatory circles, it's a thing. Now, what I liked watching is that that couple was still doing stuff in the water, but then another- I'm using circle here as well. They could be squares. I mean, it could be an oval shape. I know. Who are we to judge?
It could be an infinity circle. How you choose to stand around in your wank circle. Masturbatory. I don't know. Well, you just made it a circle again. Oh, in your wank shape. Wank shape. Yeah. Could be a triangle. Could be a triangle. That seems like a poor use of space, but whatever. Yeah, and that being the case, it probably should be hexagonal. That's the best use of space for the amount of people to get in that hexagonal thing. You should write to the dude that created the naturist part of the village and just make recommendations. Yeah.
Well, I mean, that way you could fit more of them tightly together as well.
know like think and then you can offset the second row like a bee's nest yeah of masturbatory hexa hexagons yeah for sure we need to write about this yeah i feel like there's a better way gentlemen yeah you could fit think of how many you could fit down that beach of how much more sex real estate is available i mean i'm just saying and uh you know you can thank us later but what i found interesting whilst we were watching this unfold a second couple walked out through the water and onto that little sandbar bit maybe what 10 20 meters away and started to fuck i think they were fucking the doggy style and as that they were starting to f yeah yeah't that be funny?
Not swearing on a podcast where you're talking about sex constantly. It just doesn't seem like it goes together, does it really? Not really. So they started fucking. And then what I found interesting was the movement. The movement of men from the circle, hexagonal, oval shape.
They started to move and start to what i would say is migrate yeah over to this other couple that were then starting to play i know it was amazing like they formed the v pattern from there you know like birds do like birds do there was like a v pattern following the one leader of mine who identified the fact that there was another couple there that was putting in a little bit i'm gonna say more effort like they were fucking the other guys was just blowjobs do better blowjob couple come on exactly i did challenge uh i did challenge you to get a you know a bukkake fest going on the beach and you weren't you weren't down for it no and i'll get to that in a second what i what i find interesting about talking about this though and people listening i'm curious what you're thinking as you're listening to this when you hear this i think there is a possibility for people to think ill you know what i mean like oh maybe ill or i don't know about that consent factor or these sorts of you know worrying things i think it's quite cool and i think about going to this beach and doing that is that you kind of know.
You don't kind of know. You fucking know. It's about the only thing that you can find about CUP. You can't find any of the websites for any of the locations. The only thing you can find is the fact that if you start having any sort of sex on the yeah. This part of the beach, you are going to get a group of men surrounding you. Not a single woman, though. Not a single woman in the masturbatory circle. In the jerk circle. Which was actually a bit of a surprise to me. It is a bit of a surprise. Yeah, I didn't find it. Lift your fucking game, ladies.
So, so far we're telling them how to circle or shape around some activity. Okay, good. Just so we're on the same page. The problem is, though, you'd then end up with a mini circle around the maxi circle. You're now talking about interlinked hexagonal. Well, because if there's a girl in, say, the second row that starts masturbating. Which kind of brings you to a two-and-a-half dimensional image now and shit gets weird. Or an infinity. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. You see what I mean? Yeah, gotcha. And then they just circle around and see the- The cross over in the middle.
Yeah, that gets a bit busy there. The traffic lights really should be- Just give way to your left. That's what I'm saying. To your left? Look at you go. When you think about this or when you first hear about it, yeah, you might be a little bit like, actually, I think it was bloody cool. I think it was good. I think good for the couples that were doing that. I think good for the people that were standing around. Well, it's exhibitionists and voyeurs. And from what we saw, there was absolutely zero interaction. Yeah, that is important to note here.
So although these people are standing around, it's not like they're going to come up and without consent start doing – Well, I mean, you don't know that, Bob. You've never been in a masturbatory circle. I have not. Nor have you ever been in the middle of a masturbatory circle. I have not. So I wouldn't just jump out there and say that. Well, in my hexagonal sex shape. Two and a half D hexagonal sex shape. Square circle. My question to you is, and I already kind of know the answer, but my question for the listeners, would you want to do something like that and tell me why?
Would I want to be in the middle of the circle or masturbating around the outside of the circle? I mean, you need to be specific here. All right. Would you want to be in the middle of the circle? Me personally? Just you. Just you, yeah. Just me. Nobody's going to gather around me so there's no circle.
It's just me jerking off in the middle of the fucking ocean then that's just weird like a like a lone jerk circle everybody's like there's something wrong with that dude i'm any fucking shape i want to be bitches you know what they'll say oh that's just that aussie fuck wit don't worry about him back in slow stroke hey i gotta say before we get to that answer i've got to ask the question and i'm hoping that somebody out there that's listening to us has been in one of these jerk circles how do you go with the salt on your cock like i'm thinking you know like once Thank you.
Ask the question, and I'm hoping that somebody out there that's listening to us has been in one of these jerk circles. How do you go with the salt on your cock? Like I'm thinking, you know, like once you – because you have to walk out over waist depth to get to this area. So then you've got that salty water. Then you've got that salty water sort of – and also if you're jerking it for a while, you're going to wear out the water. Like you're going to evaporate the water. Now you've just got fucking salt crystals on your cock.
Okay, so you know how we got that little hanging necklace container thing from spicy match for the phone party yeah get one of those but with like a little lube sachet in it and just rock out there and be like oi oi look i'm i come prepared with my hang on so you've got effectively salt crystals on your cock and you just put lube on it so now you. No. In my little container then, it's like, you know, marathon runners wear that little belt. In one little section, I'm going to have like a little water spray bottle. So you're talking like the Batman of Jerk Circle. Fuck yeah, man.
You're like, yeah, here I come. I am prepared. Well, actually, it's probably starts kind of Batman-like, but finishes a little more Spider-Man-like, right? Exactly. Like shooting webs in people's general direction. Yep. Like a lot of webs, though. Yeah. It's like you've been spider-faced. Hey, Daryl, answer the question, though. Answer the question. Do I wish to be in the middle – you mean with you, I'm guessing, or with somebody who'd actually draw a crowd? Are you suggesting that I would not be able to draw my own hexagonal jerk crowd?
No, I'm actually suggesting that I would not be able to draw my own hexagonal jerk crowd. I am so fucking offended by that. Why? I just said that I wouldn't. I'm just saying it offended me instantly. I can get up there with the best of them with hexagonal jerk. I think you'd create a hexagonal jerk circle by yourself if you just started masturbating on the beach. Actually, even just playing with your boobs, you'd probably do it. Do I wish to – I don't actually wish to be in the middle of a jerk circle, nor do I actually probably even want to be on the outside of a jerk circle.
But you would like me to be part of that situation. Yeah, but that's different. You ask whether I want to be involved. I don't want to be involved and i mean you do you right so you want me to do one you just don't want to be part of it yeah you just want to hear about it or watch it no no i'd watch it from like outside of you'd watch it from the the bar no just outside of the spider man shot range i see see, I see. You know, I just don't want to be, I don't want to be walking back in with conjunctive goo-itis of the eyes. But you're okay for me to... You've got glasses on. Oh, okay.
You could actually rock up with like full-on protective... Safety glasses. You could actually... Just run some safety glasses. Okay, wait, I'm increasing the belt now. So the gentleman, the gentleman jerk person would carry his little water spray, his little lube, and then he'd also have some protective glasses for the lady. I just think it's the gentleman thing to do. Yeah? Yeah. What about if the lady wants it in her eyes? Then he has ones that have holes in it with little- So protective, now protective glasses without lenses. Without lenses, just for a little aiming.
Oh, you could just make them a red circle. That's the thing'm trying to say yeah can't you see my hand movements yes i can but they mean nothing anyway enough about that hey shirt cocking oh hang on so you didn't answer whether you'd be interested you didn't ask me yeah but i just did okay i just asked you i mean it's no i'm actually not interested in that at this point in time. Okay. But the future, who knows? You know, these things change. I do like it, though. I like the fact that these people are just unapologetically just out there having fucking fun. Good for you guys. Yeah. Mad props.
And girls. Hey, shirt cocking. Shirt cocking. Now, if you've been listening to the podcast for any length of time, ladies and gentlemen, you may know that I am not a fan of the shirt cocking. And when we first arrived in Cup, I started pointing out the people that were shirt cocking and I actually made a game of it. You know, who could spot the most shirt cocks in a day? We'd point them out, we'd say shirt cocking. No, you wouldn't. You'd say SC because you... That's right. I would say SC because I didn't want to be rude. And you didn't ever point them out? I didn't point them out.
I just kind of nodded and turned like SC. You don't just don't just point at somebody's cock under their shirt and go shirt cocking. But on the day one, I think I mentioned to you, there's a lot and you were like, nah. Where are you at now? Yeah, it was a plethora of shirt cocks. But what made it interesting is by the end. Preach, preach. By the end. Tell us. I'm like, I understand why they're shirt cocking. Why they're shirt cocking, Daryl? For the same reason I wanted to, but knew I couldn't get away with it. Oh, that would have not been a thing for you.
Because you start to get, so because you're walking around nude all the time. And for me, I don't spend a lot of time in the sun. So my shoulders and stuff are starting to get quite, not burnt, but just sick of being in the sun.
And it also provides a little shade for dick because you did when you're walking along in the sun that heat load you normally get on your face and stuff yeah when you don't have pants on it goes on your dick the sun targets your dick and your dick gets quite hot yeah so i mean i think i understand the shirt cock now it holds relevance to me you understand it but don't respect it is that where i'm not saying i don i don't respect it i'm asking you i think it's a i think it's a deal i think it's a thing you think it's a thing i think it in certain instances the shirt cocking is is an acceptable way to way to live okay so you know those old uniforms that had the big not epaulette things but the i suppose are they still called epaulettes the big things that had the tassels and shit on the shoulders Still called epaulets?
Yeah. Okay, cool. Instead, how about this? You just walk along with a version of an epaulet that goes your shoulder and then the other shoulder and then like the string over the middle around your neck hole and that's it. So no shirt cocking but like something to protect your shoulders. Deal? Is that okay? Yeah, but what about my cock? I don't care. Yeah, see, you're kind of missing the most important point here. You can wear a hat. You can't put a hat on your cock. Oh, that reminds me. Do you remember the dude who had a tuxedo? Holy shit. Well, that's actually coming up.
We can talk about that at the pool party. Yeah, okay. Okay. We stayed at the beach club there, Peralia Beach Club. Quite cool if you guys want to go look it up. It's amazing. I liked it. Give it a look online. Yeah, look it up online.
And then we went back for the neon party at the Jardin de Babylon, Le Jardin de babylon le jardin de babylon which is where we were staying and this was the spicy match neon party i had so much fun that night i mean you know i like neon anyway yeah you're like a child in a neon but i was like jumping around you were the neon stuff going had my little spicy match fan which glowed You know what surprised me that night is how many ladies at these pool parties, and let's be honest, beside a pool, generally wet for starters, but also in this case, in some places there's gaps in the concrete and there's wood areas as well, and there's women walking around in, like, six-inch fucking platforms.
Yeah. Seven-inch. Like, they were huge. Mm-hmm. I mean, mad props. I was like, nah. I was waiting for somebody to bust something up. Yep. Same, same. But nobody did. No, everyone was. Except there were certainly some pussies busted up. They were. But them. Yeah, I was really surprised by that, too. Yeah, nobody went down. Mm-hmm. Oh, again. Again. So many puns. Yeah, I know. We could pun the fuck out of this. Oh, I could if I was wittier, but I'm not, so I won't try. Yeah, good point. Okay, moving on. So the glow party, I had a ton of fun. I loved it. You love a glow party.
I fucking love a glow party. You were angry at me for not going to get glow painted in the, because we arrived early and there was some glow painting going on and you're like, go over and get some glow painting. I'm like, yeah i'm not i'm not fussed about that yet and then i'm like i'll wait for the line to die down and then the line only got bigger all night and that was it yeah but i was okay with the lack of glow paint yeah yeah it's it can be a bit annoying later on but i i had such a great time i was like dancing around whoop. Yeah.
And then to finish up this night, so we'll finish up this day, rather. It was a pretty big day, actually, wasn't it? To finish up this day, we went back to the room, fucked, had anal sex, but the thing that I've written down was filthy talking. Yeah. Do you remember that? Yes. Holy shit. Yeah, it was very filthy. Oh, I don't think that I've ever, like, dirty talked to you. And, again, I'm not even going to say dirty talking. I'm going to say filthy talk to you like that. Yeah, it was disgusting. It was horrible. I mean, it was like, yeah, like fucking hell.
I had to wash Kate's mouth out with soap after this. It was just, yeah. Yeah. It was like she'd been in a joke circle with her mouth open. It was just streaming from her. No, so we fucked for ages that night. And then we also had anal sex for ages as well, if I remember. I remember you walking like a very broken cowgirl the next day. Yeah. And actually, we didn't do doggy style anal. We actually did it where I was on my back as well, which is an interesting position. I like that. What's interesting? Well, I just think it's different. Most people, when they do anal sex, they do doggy style.
Yeah, that's the most common. Is that a stat you're running with? Yep. The great thing about stats is that 73% of them are made up. I heard it was 75. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, I've got old data. So, yeah, that was a lot of fun that night.
Yes, it was a lot of of fun we had a lot of fun throughout the whole i mean it was a very sexually primed event we didn't hook up with anyone that night no we had sex with a couple the night before i think this one was just us us playing together yeah we were kind of we were kind of looking but i suppose first i suppose a warning to everyone first time for this location, you can be a little overwhelmed. Like there's a lot going on, right? And you don't know where – you don't know, like, should I just walk over and, like, tap somebody on the shoulder and say, hey, how's about it? Yeah.
And I think looking back, that's probably the way to do it. Yeah. I think definitely we should talk a little bit more about that in the second half here, especially cultural differences because there are many.
Anything that stood out to you for that little sex-aa-thon before we move on i mean the filthy talk definitely stood out yeah yeah and i mean yeah the filthy talk okay cool and and the other thing that stood out is i'm thinking kate doesn't recognize the ramifications of this let's talk about day four so we went to a place called the uh waiki pool which we really liked it there it's it had a bit more of a desire feel i think was what i noted down on this the waiki pool yeah i don't know that desire is a good i think it just had a i think it was one of the most modern places we went to yeah true in terms of recent uh renovations or something like that yeah so i don't know that desire got anything to do with it.
I think it's more just that it was a newer place. We liked the layout. The pool looked nice. Not that we got – You got in the pool. I got in the pool. You got in the pool. Fuck yeah, I got in the pool. God damn. Because it was a really hot day. Oh, man, yeah. It was sweltering. And they did really good food. They did good food.
I think if we go back to Carp, that's actually – I'm going to probably hit that place up on day one or even visit there twice in the time we're there i really liked it i like the way you say if like i've got any fucking choice in this and i will go there and i will get the lounge bed and like that's my thing and i'm going to like drink champagne or rosé and i'm going to swim and i'm going to enjoy the beats and the dj the official drink of cup yeah it is everywhere everyone's drinking everyone's drinking rosé so the Waikiki pool I really liked it so we had lunch there we actually headed then over to Le Jardin de Eden which is the other resort that was taken over and again it's lifestyle friendly and we just casually hung out in the pool with our own drinks and spoke to a few different people going for a swim I mean I had a great swim how?
It was fucking spectacular. You enjoyed it? Yeah, because my balls were sweaty before the swim and then after the swim, I had left all of my balls wet in the pool. That's not true. You showered off first, you little liar pants. It was so fucking hot. Actually, the whole trip was hot.
So we went and hung out in the other pool, casual hangout, and then we decided to leave the pool because we were going to go get some food and start to get ready for the evening that is originally why we left the pool pool fucking shit it is you said to me in the pool got a bit of a twitch like there might be a uti coming and what was my response to that get the fuck out of the fuck out of the pool you out get the fuck out of the pool we are leaving right now yeah so by the time we walked from there back to our apartment it was in full fledged urinary tract infection yeah so like within a space of 15 minutes you were going from no no it's just a twinge to holy fuck my vag is bad.
This is not great. Yeah. Yeah. So that evening, as you can imagine, dear listener, we spent in a hotel room. Yeah. Except for when you went out and got food. You know, a singular masturbatory hex. That was just me. That was just you on the couch. You're like, great. Just going to sit here and jerk one out. You went out and got food later on. Yeah, that's because if I didn't, you were going to fucking knife me. If you were to walk out of, say, a desire room that late at night on your own as a single man, would you feel strange?
And then as a follow-up to that, how did you feel going out and cup d'arg on your own? It didn't feel strange for either of them. No, it doesn't feel strange for either. I was just curious. No. Okay. Why would it feel strange? I don't know, man. You're telling the story. I'm not sure I am. Hey, let's finish up our final day. Okay. Okay, so this is final day. Yeah, so Kate's vagina is still on fire. It's still not great. I'm actually thinking about setting it on fire to see whether that gets rid of the little fucking bacterias in there that occasionally have a bit of a, woo, let's have a party.
Oh, what's the side of this urinary tract? Let's have a munch on this. Oh, this is tasty. Tasty. Final day. Years ago, we interviewed a single guy in Singapore, and we used to call him Pepe. And we interviewed him. He was our friend. He's our French friend, and he was living in Singapore. And then he moved, and obviously we moved and everything else. He came down to visit us in Carp. Yep.
So he comes comes down to visit us in carp so all the way down to try and visit you and your vagina and my broken and your vagina's pussy your pussy's broke i know sorry about that so we actually had breakfast and caught up with him which was amazing yes it was so great to see him it was absolutely this is why it's so good having friends and so for four years four years four him for four years. And, I mean, he was at Montpellier, right? So, which is, is that right? Yeah, it is. So, he wasn't a hell of a long way away from where we were. Yeah, a couple of hours drive.
So, he thought he'd come over and say hello. I mean, we always thought, we always said he was a lovely dude, and this just actually solidifies it. Yeah. Although, I'm fairly sure he got laid more than once while he was there. He did.
a great to see him though really really great so we caught up with him for breakfast and then we just kind of hung out and had a couple of drinks in the hotel and then we went to the phone party we did go to the phone you and i went to the phone party early because we did some filming which will be on the youtube video to let you guys know what it looks like but you really wanted to talk talk about this last. Well, I actually want to talk about the foam party proper, which we didn't get to go to. So do you want to tell everybody what that's like?
Yeah, I mean, so there's an area in the foam party in – what's – sorry, what's the name of this place? So this place is called La Glamour Beach Club. Oh, that's right. La Glamour Beach Club. And it is – there's a pool inside and it's an indoor enclosed area.
So when when most people think about foam parties they're used to just like having a pool outside or having a space outside where the foam is this is a nude only club you have to take your gear you have to take everything off to be in here in fact you can't take a phone in yeah this is one of those locations that is totally nude totally nude but the foam party area is not a pool area at all. It's actually just a smaller sort of enclosed area where the foam builds up inside this enclosed area. To the ceiling. Like they've actually got a little...
They've got a net on the ceiling to stop it from floating away. And like a plastic door thing to stop the foam also from coming out into the main bar pool area. So this foam party area though normally is just full of foam and people having anonymous sex.
Yeah, so it's almost like a dark room yeah with foam yeah and on the walls of this and you'll see this on the youtube video if you if you watch that as well but on the walls there's things like shackles and handcuffs and stuff for people to have some bondage as well which actually actually in La Glamoura itself, in the other area near the pool, there's also those on the walls. So that was interesting to me as well, yeah, but the anonymous side of it, so go on about that.
Yeah, so I mean we again weren't in there for that because it wasn't full of foam, but there was some of the people who'd been in previous years were telling us that it's just anonymous sex. You're just basically wandering around and feeling your way around the room because you can't see very much and just finding people to fuck, which is, I don't know, it's kind of weirdly interesting for me. Weirdly is not the right way to put it, but the… Intriguingly interesting. Yeah, there we go. That's a good word.
But the anonymity that comes with just being in a location that you don't know is kind of cool but scary all at the same time. But that place, that particular location and the pool and the party. So we spent a couple of hours there partying, got a couple of bottles. I accidentally ordered a Magnum of Rosé. Accidentally. No, legit. Accidentally.
I accidentally ordered a Magnum of rosé and that was our third bottle too so you know your third bottle i had two glasses of wine the entire time we were there i feel like pepe was helping me a little bit though peppy peppy was helping me a little bit yeah i liked that party i thought the dj was awesome yeah the dj was really good the dj was fantastic at that party uh i think that that party was really nice yeah i had it so what's your thoughts on the foam foam area would you ever consider going in there oh i feel like that'd be uti hell for me for one reason for one point utl uti hell if i had a robust pussy if you had a robust and she wanted to play yeah i think yes i would go in there okay yeah i think i would obviously be using my voice a little bit more like hey yes no whatever i mean you're still going to do that anyway right yeah i know but that's what i mean i would i would have to be in the mindset of being very confident yep at that point in time i don't mean body confident i mean confident in terms of this is exactly what i want and that is exactly not what I want and using your voice to vocalise.
So you just vocalise your wants, which is not a strong point of Kate. It's not a strong point for many, many people, men and women included. Sorry, I was being more focused on you. Yeah, so I definitely think that it would be one of those things where, you know those days where I definitely know what I want in the bedroom or I'm very assertive or whatever. If it was one of those days, then 100% I would like to. Fucking hell, you know what the chances of overlapping those bad boys are. Normally you want to be the circus master where you're telling other people what to do.
It's very rare that you're wanting to tell people what you wish to do. Yeah, that's fair. That's a fair point. So, I mean, I'm not beating you up. This is facts be facts. Facts be facts? Yeah. Land the smackdown? I mean, hashtag true facts. True facts. So that party, I liked it. I definitely liked it. I would like to, in terms of pool parties, I would like to again go back to Waikie and have a pool party there. And again, that DJ was just, I loved it. I loved it. I love the atmosphere. You just like the atmosphere because you're a fucking yuppie. Really? Nah. Nah. Yeah, nah.
No, it was just a, I think it was a little bit more, it was a little more open, a little bit more, I think it had a little bit more sophistication to it over some of the other places we were at as well. Yeah. Yeah. But that's, for me, I think the food was one of the biggest drawcards, honestly. The food was fucking awesome, though. Oh, Waikiki? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I agree with that. That night, we actually left the pool party, left the pool foam party at Ligalama Beach Club and actually went and just had a nice dinner with Peppy. Yeah, we did. Yeah.
We went to a place called Gisetto's, which was really nice. Yeah. And we just had a really nice dinner together and ordered another bottle of wine and just kind of caught up. And there was a dude at the bar who was making cocktails for us who was awesome. We didn't have a bottle of wine. We had cocktails. Oh, we did actually. Yeah, because the bartender was awesome at what he did. But that was our final night. So it was just really nice to kind of relax, chill, hang out with Pepe before he had to go. Yeah. Get ready to head back. So that is our five days of Cup Dog in a nutshell.
We're going to take a quick break. we're going to come back and we're going to talk about how it's different to other places we've been who goes there do we recommend it and my final tips for surviving cup dog we'll be back in a second so hit me with these tips okay you want my final final five tips yes okay are you ready are you comfortable i can't get any more comfortable unless i was asleep, you want my final five tips? Yes. Okay, are you ready? Are you comfortable? I can't get any more comfortable unless I was asleep. Okay, here are my final five tips for Surviving Carbs ARG.
Be prepared to see things on day one that might shock you and become totally normal by day two. And I have in bold here, bike riding nude. Yep, push bike, people riding bicycles in the nude. Day one, all I'm thinking about is, oh, my God, there is a lot of flesh pressed against really hot, I might add. Yeah, bicycles. Fucking, not bicycles, bicycle seats. Yeah, seats. Like hot bicycle seats, typically black, right? Leave them out in the sun for a while, that shit is going to smolder you.
Even if you're just finished getting the ass fucked off you as a woman and you sit on that thing, I mean, there's going to be steam emanating from your pussy when you sit on that because it'll be like from wet to dry in 30. Actually, maybe that's what people are using it for. It's a pussy dryer. And it's also like, you know, make sure your testicles are dry. This is a thing. People are onto something. Yeah.
Here's what I i want to say i finally know what bicycle seats are designed like that for when i first saw somebody riding towards me nude i was like what that's a dude where are his nuts and like where is everything going right i don't know and then i saw him ride past and his cock was straight out the front on the little bit of the bicycle seat that comes out the front and i thought that's exactly what it's designed for brilliant his cock was just out front yeah so day one i was like it was a cock cord like the concord it's got the nose out the front nice babe yeah solid if he bat-winged it as well with his testicles it would be a fucking cock cord and he might take off when these people first rode past us on day one i was like fuck that's so weird nude people riding bikes makes sense again it's a nude village do whatever you like in there nude and it was so strange and And on day two, I was like, fuck, that's so weird.
Nude people riding bikes. Makes sense. Again, it's a nude village. You do whatever you like in there. Nude. And it was so strange. And on day two, I was like, oh, yeah, there's some old bike row or whatever. Do you think that, do you think, I'm not an owner of female anatomy, so I'm not really across this, but do you think that there'd be like a point of ingestion? Like, would there be some of the seats starting to work its way into you after a little bit of riding? No. You don't think so? I don't think so. I think it would be very uncomfortable.
You're telling me that the seam of jeans occasionally makes it inside you. So, I mean, how can sitting on a fucking seat not go inside you? A little bit, yeah. Maybe like a half a centimetre. Like just the tip. The seat tip. Just the seat tip. All right, yeah. So see things on day one. Any other examples, things that you might have seen on day one? Shirt cocking was another one. Shirt cocking, yeah. That became quite normal by day two. Yeah, that became quite normal by day two. Yep. Shirt cocking was – no shirt pussing. There was. One. There was one shirt puss. One shirt pussing. Yeah.
But other than that, no. But that's because pusses are just about – most of the puss is on the inside, right? Most of it. So there's a lot less burning going on there. So I think that's why men are shirt cocking a lot more than women. Yeah, I would probably agree with that. Yeah. Still doesn't make allowances for that. So the season of Karp Zarg, we mentioned this briefly last time, but the season is six to eight weeks long. And if you want a high concentration of lifestyle people, go with a dedicated takeover, go with your own group and get that wristband access.
That is one of my points for surviving Cup Dark. I totally agree. I don't know why you would spend your time, one, lining up. But then two, if you are truly a lifestyle person and you're wanting to meet other lifestyle people. If you're wanting to fuck other lifestyle people. Yeah, go with a group because there's so many people there. There's so many parties. It's going to help you navigate it better. I mean, I'm not fucking about when I talk about not being able to find shit online. It's a real thing. If you do your...
Hey, I would actually like to think I'm fairly good at researching shit on the Google machine. You Google like no one's business, babe. Yeah, thanks, sweetheart. You're welcome. Yeah, I feel like there's an undercurrent of dishonesty in that fucking response. But anyway, I did a lot of research on trying to find out, you know, what are the places to go, where to eat, all that sort of thing, and found basically nothing.
So especially your first time around, if you don't go with a group, you're kind of going to to get lost hey guess what point my my top tip my tip number three is on this final list of five walk around and check out the nooks and crannies under the building because you'll find some additional clubs and places to visit yeah i i agree with walking around and checking out the nooks and crannies hunt through them like those truffle pigs looking for truffles exactly with your With your snout just like flicking between the folds of flesh. Don't do that without consent, people. You're right.
You're right. I mean, go with a group because you just don't know. You don't know and it's so hard. You don't know what you don't know. You don't know what you don't know, people. You don't know what you don't know. And if you're not with a group, truffle pig it. Truufflepigot. My fourth tip on this episode, are you ready? You keep asking me whether I'm ready. I don't know whether you understand. I'm here, but I'm with you. You don't need to get ready if you stay ready. Boom. Nudist Village, there is not a lot of pomp by the pool.
So even though there's a lot of great shopping in the village, you don't need to spend time worrying about your body jewellery, tattoos, et cetera, et cetera, that you might perhaps do when you go to other events, I thought. Don't need to worry about that. I don't agree. You don't agree? You want someone to stand out, do something a little bit different? I mean, I like to stand out a little bit. Okay. I ran my cock ring on one of the nights. That's true. You did too. Yep. I think, I don't agree with you. Okay.
I think if you do you, if it helps you feel relaxed as well the other thing is being nude in a in a group setting like this can be quite disarming yeah well yeah so occasionally having something to cover yourself or at least make you feel like you've got some coverage is a good way to go okay yeah cool all right i like that thank you my final one forget what you think you know about the lifestyle. Oh, fucking Jesus. It seems cliche. Oh, a little, you think? It seems cliche. Oh, yeah. Oh, forget what you know about – oh, it's like you're in the Marines now, boy.
Forget what you know about something, something. Cool. Yeah. Well done, Sergeant Shitface. Sergeant Truffle Pig, maybe. Come on.
Forget what you think you know because it is different right well it's not that different the only difference is is that there's a lot more open fucking going on okay so we're striking that one from the from yeah i don't think forget what you know that's i mean i think it's just there's some differences in terms of how people party at this this event because it's a very hedonist event so let's start talking about that then let's get off the tips for surviving carp and let's now talk about who goes there how it's different and whether or not we recommend it okay who goes to carp uh people people yeah yeah lots of lots of couples mostly couples mostly couples there are some there were certainly some single guys hashtag masturbatory hexagonal yeah so there were a lot of there were certainly a lot of guys single guys on the beach some of the parties though don't allow single men in so on the beach for example being a couple yeah so i think there's typically, certainly in our experience, which is not a good reference set as well, we have to say, because it's part of the COVID era.
Which we understand was not as busy as normal years. It was just different. We liked it, actually. Yeah, yeah. So there were a lot of, mostly couples when we were there, for sure. I would say generally the couples are generally younger. Yeah, I thought that too. I would say below 50s as an absolute generalization. Yep, I agree with that. Yeah, and I think the other thing is as well. I felt like there was a high, like take the Globe Party for example. That was a lot younger. Yeah, I mean there were 20s and 30s.
I would say mid-30s, mid to late 30s was the primary grouping of people at that event. For sure. But what else? Humans love fucking Glow Parties. Seriously. They do. Where were people from in your experience? All over. I mean, all over Europe, for sure. People from Asia as well. Yeah, there was a couple that flew in from Hong Kong. Yeah, people from... There was a couple of Australians there. Yeah, there were certainly quite a few people as well. There were New Zealanders there. There were a lot of people from the US as well. England, US, yeah. Yeah, England fits into Europe.
Canadians, obviously. Yeah, Canadians as well. Yeah, I mean, it was pretty diverse. Don't get me wrong. I think it was mostly populated by people who were... Closer location. Yeah, of course. Of course, makes sense. French-speaking, there were an awful lot of French-speaking. You can totally get by speaking English, though, in the area. But there were certainly a lot of French-speaking individuals there. And also, you know, a lot of fucking show-offs who can speak like six or seven languages or something ridiculous like that.
Speaking of where people are from, I want to interrupt because we do actually have a question. This is from Darren BBC on Twitter. And he said, what is the interracial scene like in Karp Dag? I'm an American of Jamaican descent and was fortunate living in Germany and experienced a swinging scene in Ravin. Curious what your thoughts were about interracial people in COP. So certainly Caucasian would be the standout group in terms of the base standard, but I would say that there were a whole lot of different races there from Asia, from Africa, from all over. I agree. Absolutely.
Actually, there were some Jamaicans there as well. There were. It was common enough in terms of seeing black men there that it got past the whole big black cock thing. Yeah, right. Yeah. It just became part of the people. And look, I think France has always been very open. France is extremely diverse. If you walk the streets of Paris. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I mean's ethnically from all over yep and it has been for ages I mean decades so that's why I think also carp is do you think that what the diversity that we saw at carp was more diverse than places than maybe desire yes absolutely I agree I definitely think that was and I would also say in terms of the French people that were there and the French people that we were exposed to, typically a fairly diversity-friendly group as well. Yep. So what I'm trying to say here as politely as fucking possible is that there didn't seem to be a lot of racist cunts around.
No, there didn't seem to be, which is good. Yeah, which is always good. Which is good.
Who good who else do you think was there so we said it was slightly younger demographic we've said that geographically culturally from all over the world anything else about who goes to carp dog do you think there's a particular kind of swinger that goes to carp dog now this is an interesting question because i've been pondering this ever since i was curious as to whether people go there because they wish to be more open sexually, you know, like fuck more at CARP or CARP is dragging that out of people when they get there. Right. So is it the cause? Is it the cause or the symptom? Yeah. Yeah.
And I'm not sure because I think we were certainly more hedonistic when we were there, no doubt, like more open to doing things that we would not normally do yeah with the sex sex and masturbating on the balcony etc or the patio area yeah and and other things as well i mean it was so for us it was because we were in an environment where we knew that we were safe to do that we could we could actually explore boundaries that perhaps historically we didn't feel comfortable doing in the face of potential judgment, right? So I'm not sure which way around it is.
I'm not sure whether people travel there because they're more hedonist or people get there and realize they can be hedonist, and because of that, they become more open to what the environment allows them to do. I'm starting to lean toward the second. Right.
You know, because in the vast majority of people that we met in that in in the time we were there in different circumstances I very much feel they'd operate in a different way that's an yeah that is really really interesting actually I would say if you look at the places we've been prior to this like Desire we haven't been to Hedo but Des, but Desire and Naughty in New Orleans, they're a little bit more, I would say they're a little less hedonistic. You know, there's still these underlying boundary rules around things that you can and can't do.
One of the things about one of the clubs we went to, the La Glamour Beach Party, right, is that it's actually not uncommon to see male-on-male bisexuality there. I was about to say that. Which is totally outside of many of the other places we've been. Yeah, that would be a rarity to see at some of the other places. In fact, in other places, I feel like you'd be nearly fucking thrown out, I feel like.
But I don't – and that is one of the last things in the lifestyle that is kind of frowned not frowned upon but certainly more taboo yeah and i think because of that there's an awful lot of men out there who perhaps want to want to but are too scared to give that a try because they don't want to be then outed effectively inside something that is already a niche you know you the lifestyle's niche and then you're going to go even nicer right and become that you know the bisexual guy in the room I mean I have no issues with male, female and they bisexuality or whatever it is that you you want to you want to do it i always have the same principle if you don't fucking like it change the channel you know it's very easy to turn around and not look at something you don't like%.
So with that in mind, I really found that refreshing. Yeah, me too. I found that fucking refreshing. Yep, I agree. That people were able to be their own. Now, again, are the men that were involved in that that we saw- Do they go there because they can do that freely or are they experiencing that- Because they can do it without being judged. I think it's the second one. It's the latter, yeah. I don't think that- I mean, certainly around that one, I would say absolutely it's the latter, right?
But in terms of people just being hedonist in general, I actually think that people aren't going there with the idea. Maybe the people who go their second, third and fourth time start to understand, yeah, they start to understand this is what I want to do and I can get away with this here without being judged. Whereas if I go to other locations, I would be.
And it's interesting, when we first walked in there, some of the things we talk about that changed from day one through to day five, you know, that were uncommon at the beginning and normal at the end, this is us being judgmental when we first arrived. Yeah, that's true. And that changed while we were there, which is actually pretty cool to see. Yeah, I think we grew a lot, definitely, from going. Yeah. We experienced a lot. But I agree.
Actually, now that you're talking through it, I'm starting to definitely agree with you that it's because people can go there and feel like they've got the opportunity to explore a little bit more. Yeah, which is fucked that it's only eight weeks a year, if I'm honest.
How is different we've kind of just touched on the ways we just described yeah i mean it's i think it's that's it that's the difference i would say also if you are used to going to actual lifestyle resorts and destinations carp is not an inclusive place because as we mentioned before a lot of the different restaurants etc off site off, are off-site, off the hotel site. So this is not your standard, I'm going to go- So when you say inclusive, you mean it's not all inclusive? If you're used to going and buying a one-in package where everything's included in the price, Carp Darg is not that.
Does not do that. I'm sure there probably are people that, I'm sure there's people who offer that as well as part of it, but it'd be very difficult to do. Very difficult. Other ways that it is differing, I mean, yeah, in all the ways that we've explored already, it's not just one place where you are limited to just one location on site. You can then go to a party over here and go to a party over there. Or you can walk down the road where there's like 40 parties on the ground floor and pick one to walk into. So it is hugely different from what we have experienced.
It is unique in that, I think, as well. And I don't think that there's any replication of this anywhere else that we've been to. There's no replication of this anywhere else, period. Period, yeah. That's the kind of ways that it was different.
For a final thing before we start to get closing out this episode, would you recommend this place and who would you recommend it to so that is a really good question because when i first when we first left carp and and we were talking at the train station as we're on our way home i i said i've experienced i think all of the things that i wish to experience at carp so with my method you know my life methodology of why go back to the same place twice when you can go somewhere and experience something different i kind of said well i've probably done enough with carp you know i've probably seen enough been enough watched enough all that sort of thing i'm curious about that now i mean has has that changed for me in some ways yes in ways, no.
I think I enjoyed the time at CARP. No doubt about that. I think there was a lot of fun. We could have had a lot more fun as well. But I think first time around, we were quite shy in terms of how we were operating. And we probably would have had more sex had I not gotten a UTI. We definitely would have had sex with Pepe as well. So Pepe.
So I think that there was a few health things that kind of ruined that as well but I mean we did play with an amazing couple and had a fantastic time yes for sure we would have played with them again as well we would have played with them again so I think yeah I agree with what you're saying that could have been a little bit more fun to be had yeah but and it wasn't even just with that couple I mean I think we so if I look back to day one and day two at the party, I think the exploratory sex around the pool with a group of people perhaps that we don't know the name of and we just have sex and then walk away would be something that we would likely get more comfortable with doing.
I'm interested in doing that actually. If we were there another time. We there another time we weren't comfortable first time around i think the biggest thing the biggest failing of most people going to carp especially people who are not from france or europe in general so u.s or a or asia pacific coming or america's and asia pacific coming to carp the biggest failing i think would be that they only come once because I think first time around, it can be quite overwhelming, right?
And I wouldn't say that we're the most super experienced swinger couple out there, but we've certainly been to different countries and seen different ways that people swing. But it was still quite confronting in some ways, the first party. Yep.
Walking in that first day, it was definitely, i've never seen this before and there is a moment like you said it's not judgment you mentioned it earlier i think it's it's a combination of yeah maybe a little bit of judgment but it's like i've never seen this before and here's all this data that i'm receiving and i don't know what to do with it yeah i'm not processing this right yeah is it okay is this normal is this making me horny or or disgusted yeah or just i just don't know you got all this data coming you no idea what to do with it so that first day is a write-off because you're like whoa yeah damn and then of course you you know spend it takes a bit of time for you to realize if you're there to hunt your peeps and then get your get your confidence and stuff up too right yeah exactly but if you're there to hunt your people you know to find a group of people that you can hang out with and spend the rest of the event with i don't think that's that's really one of the things you should be focused on a cup i think carp is a lot more spontaneous than that like it's it's people that you meet and you enjoy time with and i don't mean just sexually it's like okay at this party i met a i met a group of people that we that we talked with and we may have had sex with, and that was then, and then tomorrow, we're not around the same pool again, which is very different to somewhere like Desire, for example, where you're around the same pool.
Seeing the same faces. Seeing the same faces every day, generally for seven days.
So with that in mind, I think it's a bit more spontaneous, which is actually a positive to me so in that regard then who is carp not for because when we first walked in on that first day i immediately turned to you with a with a couple in mind who are do prefer to build those relationships over multiple days don't really enjoy the sex in in your face at a club and i immediately turned to you and i said they they would hate this place they don't i don't think they would do very well here yeah and so who would you say and i don't i'm not isolating them and saying oh it's because they're not open minded or anything like that that's not the case um it's just some things are for some people and each to their own i think if you are entirely incapable of feeling even some semblance of comfort nude, it's not for you.
Okay. Yep, that's good. So, I mean, and that doesn't mean you have to be nude or you need to take your clothes off while you're there. I wasn't all the time. No, that's not what I mean.
What I mean is if you just cannot get nude in front of you know your partner for example with the lights on yep it's not the place for you okay that's a good tip yeah if you if you have the ability to turn up to a place and perhaps adapt a little you know and draw some on some internal courage that you're not necessarily normally normally using because you're at a you know a sexy event or whatever then you'll be fine i don't think that'll be an issue other people i would say it's not for are people who you mentioned before being able to adapt to being a bit more flexible if you in your journey have very specific requirements desires wants and approaches and you don't not you don't you never deviate yeah i would say this place is not for you.
Yeah, for sure. If you want to know people, absolutely know them before you have sex with them. Know them, know their families, know about their life, know what their career aspirations are. This is not a place for you. Unless you can drop that. I think all of us have the ability to sometimes just go, this is normally us. We're normally people, right?
We want get to know people that's what i'm saying yeah but we we could i think we can go to a place and say fuck that tonight or today or this week we're just going to enjoy the hedonistic nature of this and get our fuck on right that is a different thing if you can do that or if you believe you can do that or if you want to test that boundary, I think give it a shot. But I also think it's not a one-time thing. You have to go a couple of times. I also want to say that we're focusing a lot on the sex here because that's an easy thing to focus in on.
But, of course, you can still go and be in this environment and not fuck people. That's obvious. So if you want to do that, go for it. but i think if you're going there with the intention of finding people to actually explore this is one of those you would love this place 100 seriously yeah get your ticket now yeah fuck it if you're if you're a voyeuristic couple as an example yeah you will not stop fucking each other during this during this because you will see this during the day and you will disappear to your room every hour, I would think, to get your shag on.
And if you're an exhibitionist couple, shout out Frenchies, then this place is definitely, you know, your bag. Oh, yeah, it's definitely your bag as well because you can be the center of attention wherever you are, which is awesome as well. So I think that's a good wrap-up of Cup. Anything else to add before we head out? No, nothing from me. I think I, again, was a little perplexed as to whether I would want to go back, just purely, again, doing the same thing twice. But I think on my own advice, you have to do this more than once.
And I don't think it would be the same thing twice, if I'm honest. Okay. Yeah. Cool. All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back and then we'll close out the episode. So before we head out and finish this episode all about part two of Carp's Ark. Hang on, this is part three of part two. No, it's not. Stop it. I have not said thank you to our patrons now for about a month, and I just want to make sure that we're giving you guys all the props that you need. Is that we have not said? I mean, you know. We have not. That's my bad. Some of them actually enjoy me as well.
So I want to say biggest thank you to our newest patrons, Flirt and Fun Couple, Hubman and Veronica, Sharon, Roy, Just for Pleasure, Gunther Tits, Voya, Henry, Philip, Clint, Victor, Wade, Sid, and Deb and Bob. Thank you so much for joining us. Gunther Tits. I fucking love it. Thank you so much for joining us on Patreon and being our supporter. And obviously, thank you to all of our existing Patreon members. We appreciate the hell out of you.
If you guys are looking for more information about Cup i will be hopefully editing the youtube video very very soon and once that's up and rolling you'll be able to see that on our youtube if you're wondering how to get to our youtube just head to our website wanderlustswingers.com and there's a video section with a link there so you guys can head over and see that and anything else that you have to mention on today's podcast daryaryl, before we head out. Actually, we are going to Germany, Austria, and Italy in a week's time with Jay and Angie from The Average Swingers. Yes, we are.
So we're going to be doing that. Lots of fun-ness. Yeah, there's going to be an epic amount of booze and food and just hanging out with people who we love the company of. So we'll be away for about 10 nights of just get ready. Yeah. Get ready. Punching my liver now to wake it up. So here's the thing. I want to put a little prediction on today's podcast episode before we roll out. Okay. Hey, before we roll out, one of the things we should mention is that it took like two weeks for Kate's girly bits to get back to normal after the massive UTI that she had. Yep. Just FYI.
So, again, for you ladies out there who are suffering through this, Kate is, again, about to put together another, you know, episode. Blog or episode around keeping your pussy healthy. I am going to be doing that because, yes, there was a visit to the gynecologist, some additional testing, swab testing, all the whole thing. I even had to hit it with a hammer once just to try and get it fucking organized. Just to try and fix it. And it wouldn't listen to me. So I will be doing that. Apparently I'm Penny's alpha, but not your for JJ's alpha. Exactly. Yeah.
Every man out there is so surprised right now. So I will be doing a Pussy Health episode soon. But my prediction for Jay and Angie's visit. Jay is a beer drinker. Yeah. Jay drinks Coors Light. Jay thinks that he's going to come to Germany and have a couple of Steins and, like, have a merry good time. In a Liederstein sort of fashion. This is their largest international trip, right? Yeah, I think Jay going from 2% alcohol to 12% alcohol. I reckon he's going to have a real... It's going to be epic. So Jay thinks he's going to roll up into Europe, he's going to roll up into Germany.
He's going to rock on him. After being on his flights and after, and he's never suffered jet lag before. So he's going to be suffering jet lag for the first time in his fucking life. He thinks he's going to come in and drink a couple of shines. What do you reckon is going to happen? At what point do you think that you, Angie and I...
No, no, well, Angie and I have already discussed this privately in a separate chat away from you two and that and what we understand fully is that we are going to be the people the only people keeping you people standing upright on the way home from the very first night you reckon that's it oh fuck yeah absolutely yep you're both going to be totally because you're a lightweight yeah and and jay always drinks beer falls over. But in this particular case, he's going to overshoot because he can drink a lot of beer quickly. Yep. Cause light. Cause light. Exactly.
So now when you talk about a true German beer that is between, you know, 7% and 12% alcohol. 15%, yeah, yeah. He's just drunk three times what he would normally, if not in the same time frame and then you've got the the comic value of the big steins as well so you've also got that i'm on holidays yeah i'm tired and i'm jet oh it's gonna be plus i'm excited it's gonna be epic but also then i've got this like huge you know glass and like oh my god this is so exciting i can just see you singing whilst swaying the glass from side to side and then taking a sip out of it every three swings.
And then before you know it, you and Jay are both swinging your way home. And then you and Angie tuck us into bed and then fuck off and do something fun. No, and then Angie and I go and have another drink somewhere else. That's my prediction, ladies and gentlemen. We'll see if it comes to fruition. I absolutely believe that Angie and I will eat a meal together and or have drinks together without either of you guys. Because you're both fucking smashed. Because we're nap-napping.
The other thing that I want to mention is that Daryl and I right now are on a diet and I'm so hungry I could hit the crotch out of a low-flying duck. I'm not even joking. I'd actually just want to see you eat the crotch out of a low-flying duck. Yeah, man, joking. I'd actually just want to see you eat the crotch out of a low-flying duck. Yeah, man, I'm hungry. I'm actually hungry right now. That's why I'm saying it. Okay, cool. Thanks for the update. Yeah, you're welcome. Cool story, bro. It was time.
We needed to go on a diet, and obviously this trip to Europe is going to – Call all the fat right to my face. Well, this trip to Europe is obviously going to put a little bit of extra on, but I have a target in mind for heading to PCAP in Dallas this November. And I'm hoping I'm going to reach that. I'm just going to masturbate my way down to my goal weight. You should head back to carp then. Oh, no, I don't need carp for that. I'll just fucking roll over. No. Thank you so much, guys, for listening to this episode. We really appreciate the hell out of each and every one of you.
Feel free to drop us an email on cnd at swingingdownunder.com. But otherwise, that's it. Got nothing else for you. No. So, tschüss. Tschüss. Ciao. Ciao. That's it. Auf Wiedersehen. No. Au revoir. No. No? I was only going to give them back. It's too late now. It's too late now. You've broken. All right. Bye, guys. Bye. We'll see you next time.
