C Masterpodding on Squirt Training with Hunk Hands – P33

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Hey there this is C and this is Swinging Down Under. Welcome to a really special episode ladies and gentlemen. Today I'll be talking about a recent experience I had here in Singapore and as such you may have noticed that D is nowhere to be found. So this will be a master podding, a master podding if you will, podcast from me about my experience with Hunk Hands here in Singapore.

So Hunk Hands recently we conducted an interview with him on our podcast and we spoke a little bit about what he does here in Singapore with the ladies, also with gents, and I had the opportunity to go along and give it a try. So I'm going to talk about my experience and I hope you enjoy it and find it informative. Of course, please feel free to send us some feedback. You can catch us on cnd at swingingdownunder.com. So what I'm going to be talking about, yoni massage, so Y-O-N-I, or the art of squirting.

A lot of people haven't heard of yoni massage, and really, to be fair, I actually had to Google it when Hunk Hands mentioned it. So for those of you out there who don't really know what it is, I'm just going to read a bit of an introduction on what the hell yoni massage is. A lot of people have heard of squirting.

You'll find it all over Twitter if you do some hashtag squirting lookups um some terrifying things and some pretty sexy things as well so this is really interesting though the vagina is called yoni in sanskirt and loosely translate to a sacred place this is makes a lot of sense actually sidebar when i was little it would be called private parts, sacred space. I like it. In tantric philosophy, so the yoni massage is all about the whole tantric, you know, and taking your time, we approach the vagina from a place of utmost love and respect.

Yoni massage is a practice intended to truly honor a woman and give her selfless pleasure and to explore the sacred side of her sexuality. It's not always about having one orgasm. It's about potentially having multiple orgasms. It's great for women who perhaps aren't really too sure how to have an orgasm or what to do for themselves or, you know, how to kind of experience and just explore your own personal body, your own feelings without having to, I guess, perform for somebody else. So a bit of insightfulness there.

Now, if you actually jump onto Hunkhands' website, so he's on www.hunkhands.com for anyone who's kind of keen to understand what the hell I'm talking about today. So he's based in Singapore. He conducts massages for ladies and helps them to have a release and also he conducts some sessions for the gents actually.

If a guy wants to learn how to massage his lady more intimately, conduct a yoni massage or is interested in trying to have his partner or um for that matter partners or ladies uh um learn how to squirt then uh hunk hands actually also does kind of the these sessions um and the interesting uh point of this too and and something that i actually said to him um and i call him handsy for obvious reasons, gets a bit handsy with the ladies, there's some videos that you can actually go onto his website and have a look at.

You have to enter in some, you know, just your website or your email details, I beg your pardon. You go on there, you enter those, and you can have access to some videos of hunkhands actually performing a massage and performing on a lady who ultimately squirts. So he has a frequently asked questions section on his website and I'm just looking at it now and it says, you know, some parts of the video, massage videos look a bit little, you know, inverted, look a bit air quotes rough. I'm afraid it will hurt. And, yeah, I said this exact same thing to him.

I was like was like handsy I you know we've spoken about it in the past I am not particularly a large I guess vaginal cavity woman you know having multiple fingers or there is no absolutely no bloody way in hell that I'm going to be fisted you know it looks like yeah it does get looks like, yeah, it does get a little bit, you know, intense. It's going to hurt me. And he, he talks about that on his website.

So he says on there that, uh, you know, the intensity builds up and only when you're ready for it, can you then have, um, you know, have, have that level, I guess, of, uh, intensity, um, in and around your, uh, your vagina or your yoni, um, or your sacred place. So that was, that was interesting. But what I want to talk about, I guess, is my experience. So it's an interesting one. I had a lot of insight during the session.

And so I'll pause and talk about some of those as we go through and they spring to mind as I remember bits and pieces but essentially once you once you've booked in you arrive to a hotel room um or a hotel and and always a nice hotel um so five-star hotel um the reason behind that is is from my sensation you're really setting the scene there that it is a it's a luxurious um it's a luxurious moment it's a luxurious treatment and treatment and you want to be in that headspace, I guess, and you don't want it to feel seedy.

And I know some people around the world, but particularly here in the Asia-Pacific region can feel quite repressed about their sexuality. So it's just about feeling comfortable, not feeling like you're doing something wrong, I guess, And that comes with a level of hotel. I know it's just a hotel, but at the end of the day, if you turn up at a hotel that perhaps feels seedy, it may feel wrong. If you turn up at a hotel that has elegance about it and feels sexy, well, then, you know, it's a completely different mindset for the lady.

hansy will meet you in the lobby and uh and head up to head up to the room and uh it's a fairly large suite i guess you would call it it's bigger than a hotel a standard hotel room and uh you know it it's dark and there's candles lit around the room some scent as well there's um you know the curtains are are drawn to create that relaxed atmosphere. I think he brings his own sheets and they're black. And then also there's some music playing in the background. So again, at this point, it's all about your senses, right?

Some people may be kind of nervous, so they don't know what to expect and they turn up and it just gives you that opportunity to start getting into the mindset of, I guess, relaxation, because this is what it's all about. It's allowing yourself to feel sexy, allowing yourself to have an orgasm and then allowing yourself, I guess, to, to potentially um squ. And so you arrive, and you get changed into like a little robe. So you get undressed, changed into a little robe, and Hansi puts on a really funny peppermint tea, which stays on and percolates, I guess, for the duration of the massage.

I freaking love peppermint tea, so I was pretty excited about that. A special herbal blend, and then that's for kind of like after the massage. So, again, you know, it's feeling really sensual, and this is the part of the tantric perspective, I guess. So, you know, he would be talking to people about what to expect. You know, I'm assuming we'd be talking to them about, you know, touching them. We'd already had the conversation and obviously we had interviewed him and spoken a lot about our sexuality.

So he was aware that, you know, I was aware about where he was going to touch me and there wasn't any need for him to go through that. But I'm assuming if a lady felt it was their first time or they felt a little bit uncomfortable, then he would probably go into some detail about what to expect. Whereas I was just coming along for the experience and, hey, we're swingers, so, you know, we're a bit open, I guess more open than other people might be. And so for me, I wasn't too concerned about it. Pausing for a sidebar, where the hell was Dee, you might be asking at this point?

He was actually not in the room and not involved. He was aware of obviously what was going on, but wanted me to take this time to kind of experience and explore myself. And so he was not in the room room and this was the first time that um another person man or woman has really kind of like touched me without him being in the room or you know had an orgasm without him being around or in the room involved with an eyesight those sorts of things so really interesting for us you know how would we how would we feel about that How would he feel about it?

Would he feel like he didn't know what was going on? Would he feel turned on? So to answer your question, he'll probably talk more about it, but yeah, he was extraordinarily turned on. Shock, horror, no surprise there. So, so you get undressed and you lay on your front and he has his own, his own oil that he makes. So Hung Hands actually uses his own oil. And for those of us who have listened to the podcast that I recently did about the massage at the Desire resort in Mexico, you know, I was a little bit concerned about the use of oil down there.

I had a reaction and a bad experience to the excessive amounts of oil used in Desire and I was slightly concerned about it. I was thinking, please, for the love of God, don't let it happen again. But having said that, I just thought I'll just go with it and if it happens, then I'll deal with it. And I'm not going to let my mindset, I guess, be struggling with that fact and take away from the experience. So it starts out like a standard massage, you know. You're lying there. He will be shirtless. There's a lot of oil that gets involved, gets all over him. And so he is shirtless as well.

And he starts just kind of caressing and massaging your shoulders, your arms, um, you know, your neck, your lower back, um, starts moving down to your legs. And, uh, what I can say is something I found particularly interesting is that he's extraordinarily good with maintaining contact with you.

I found this even when he was in in our house um here in singapore and he just has a way of constantly making you feel like a woman making you feel like he's right there um and touches you so for example when he's then you know after the first i guess that was half an hour of massaging and then starts to kind of pull the, your little robe that's just covering your ass at this point, starts to kind of pull that down and massage down your legs. It's done very centrally, but always with contact.

So what I mean is that he doesn't like break contact and get up and move and pull things down or shuffle around that way.

He will actually have still, you know know a hand caressing down the side of you while he's maybe his right hand is kind of pulling things away or moving you um actually an example of that was after um i was lying there he was um spreading my legs a little bit more um and so while he was doing that rather than kind of removing both his hands and then just grabbing my leg and kind of pushing it off to the side um you know he's he's caressing down and then with the other hand you know caressing pushing down and massaging and then spreading your legs moving them a little bit more open so um extraordinarily good at that and it it really adds to the central experience, that touch without needing to do anything.

It's almost naughty. It's almost forbidden. Not forbidden to touch him in the sense that you want to, but you can't. It's more that you get the opportunity to not have to sit there and think about your engagement with the other person um i'll talk more about that later but essentially this is your time to just sit back and enjoy like quite literally to sit back and have a bit of fun and and not feel like you have to do anything um so that's super super cool and. And I guess that mindset as well might be a bit difficult for some women to grasp, you know.

But it's important to just kind of let it go, I guess. And so he starts caressing down. And at this point, you know, you're eager. You're wondering next, next bit's going to happen. You know, you're wondering when he's actually going to start touching, touching you, you know, and it is a bit of a turn on because you, you know, he starts kind of heading towards, heading towards your ass. I freaking love my ass being massaged and my boobs being massaged.

They don't really tend to do that here in Asiaia if you turn up to a massage they just basically they do your torso and your legs and then your upper back and then just really steer clear of any other section so um it's a it's such a shame and i'm constantly like almost just wanting to push their hands down there you know just like get in there but um so having somebody i guess massage massage your ass also was really delightful but then he's doing it in a really sensual way there's a difference between you know maybe getting like a normal massage and this massage and there's that you know the candles are going as I said before there's music in the background oh I forgot to mention um after the first 10 minutes he randomly decided that he was going to put a mask on me he had mentioned this during our interview I think and he was saying that sometimes for ladies who he feels maybe can't get into the mood let themselves go relax he may sometimes put a black mask on their face on their eyes so it gives them I guess either the opportunity to help relax or for some people who might be nervous I suppose that it almost gives that mysterious I'm not really here you know kind of sensation so you don't have to like look at somebody or feel guilty or whatever it is that you're feeling I can see how the the blindfold would really help some people in that regard but for me he was doing it because he could sense that I was not yet relaxing I don't know.

it is that you're feeling i can see how the the blindfold would really help some people in that regard but for me he was doing it because he could sense that i was not yet relaxing um so i did have the blindfold on lying on my stomach and he starts to kind of you know touch touch you touch you in the upper upper ass area and then kind of massaging down and essentially at then the top of your legs um basically that i call it the cliff it's where your butt meets your uh meets your thigh and uh touching in there and and again you know he's using oil at this point and um it's it's really essential but you start to crave like when am i gonna when am i gonna get touched proper you know when is my pussy gonna get some attention and you start to really i guess i was almost I'll see like edging uh if you don't know what edging is it's basically where repeatedly someone will get you to the point of uh orgasm and then take you back away from that it's like a ledge or an edge so basically bringing you up to it pulling you back bringing you up, pulling you back.

Some people really love it. Sometimes it can be also a sub dom type, uh, relationship, you know, um, a power play, all of these things. I get really frustrated and, um, and I really don't like it because sometimes also I, I, my orgasms have been known to just disappear.

I get bought up to that point and taken back away too many times and they just i don't know where they go they get so pissed off that they flutter away into you know orgasm land somewhere else i don't know maybe somebody else gets to inherit the orgasm that i missed out on i don't know but they disappear and so he starts actually you know at this point he's starting to touch me and it's really really sensual and again And again, it's, it's almost a little bit naughty because it, he, he goes to touch you and then he doesn't, and then he, he doesn't focus and kind of just doesn't go for the pussy grab.

You know, it's not like when we play in a swinger situation, um, where, you know, generally it can get hot and heavy quite quickly. Um, this one was, you know, he would go to touch me and then go and focus on something else for a second and then come back and touch me for a little bit and then kind of move away. And so that adds to, it adds to the want and the crave, but it also adds to the sensuality and the fact that, you know, it's not just a short term, quickly, let's get it done done or, you know, the goal is, yes, it's an orgasm, but the goal is not to get there in any quick way.

It's to get there in almost, I guess, the slowest way possible, I don't know, but getting you ready for that. So he starts to touch me I cannot explain. And I really want to, um, ask him how the hell he was doing this, but I can only explain it as almost like your thumb and your index finger is kind of in a C, a C motion in front of you.

And then you put that vertically on the vagina and, and obviously, um, you're having a little bit of clitoral interaction there as as well as other areas and then moving it up and down almost i can't i can't explain it i know that's really a poor example of you guys listening to the podcast but um that's the only way i can explain it um also what he tends to do as well is that he might be doing that with his left hand and he's kind of behind you or over the back of your butt area but with his right hand he'll put it under your under your stomach under your hip area and he'll actually then have his right hand as well working your clit area so that's kind of down and two things to this the pressure you know having somebody kind of have their hand down there and under your hip area and kind of lifting you up a little bit, the pressure is super sexy and I think the pressure actually opens up a bit of feeling and sensation for you and again, it's that kind of that angle and then with his other hand, he's doing this other motion.

Again, I have no idea what's going on there and rubbing around. Now, this went on for, again, I'm guessing. So the whole session goes for about two hours plus a little bit extra for, you know, getting there, getting ready and then finishing up afterwards. But I'm guessing that went on for about half an hour now. The interesting thing about him touching me over this next half an hour is that he had me on edge. I wanted to come so badly and he kept getting me to the point and then taking me back away and then getting me there and then taking me back away. I didn't want to stab him or punch him.

I was really quite retained. I i just let it happen and i was thinking at the time i'm like this is super fantastic um i i really wanted to come like it was taking over um i can only explain it as an animalistic craving to actually come by this point um and i didn't but but having said that though it was feeling very very nice and I'm sorry.

to actually come by this point um and i didn't but but having said that though it was feeling very very nice and super sexy and sensual and all the other things that go along with that and i found it really interesting how with him doing this how even though i was getting edged and taking back away i didn't feel like it was a bad thing i i enjoyed it. It was part of the experience. It was super sexy. So my only understanding to that, and this happened after, was that maybe it's just the delivery method. Maybe I don't like being edged when it's just a sex session.

Maybe edging is better if it's this prolonged, just time-taking, you know, orgasm or session. I don't know. That's my theory. But also the other thing that was occurring at this point in time, again, I was really thinking about this after and my reaction to it was that I, as I mentioned a second ago, had this animalistic urge. I cannot explain it any other way. I wanted to be penetrated. I wanted to be penetrated and And I'm going to... had this animalistic urge. I cannot explain it any other way. I wanted to be penetrated. I wanted to be penetrated and I wanted to be fucked.

And honestly, it was just an absolute complete body craving at this point. So it was amazing to just kind of understand this like, okay, well, you know, I want, not only do I i want to come but i also just want to be taken i want to be penetrated and like i'm going to be fucked hard and that was just this mind-blowing um realization that this is kind of this is happening and i i really almost want to just talk to some of his other um clients or people that's, you know, had a session with because I want to know if that's a commonality.

I want to know if that's common of people who might be going or ladies who might be going to see him or whether this is something that is swinger related.

You know, is it because we explore ourselves a little bit more sexually and we explore others sexually that that this occurred or is it just pure animalistic want and craving so that is interesting and in fact actually if anyone has ever had a yoni massage or anyone has had or does this anywhere else in the world I'd be really keen to hear from you because i want to hear your experience and tell me whether or not um you think or your experience is that it's because of having a more open sexuality or an open sexual um exploration in your life or whether it's just because that's the purpose of yoni or that's maybe where people get to um super keen to hear about that, actually.

So, yeah. So the funny thing was at this point, and afterwards Dee actually asked me because he knew that I thought that Hansy is attractive. He knew that I found him interesting in character and had actually said to me, like, if you get to the point where you want to fuck him, please just go right ahead. Now, that would have literally been the first time we would have played with anybody else without the other partner kind of being in amongst it or in the room. And I had already said to Dee very explicitly, I don't want to do that.

um know, it's not, I am not comfortable with it and perhaps I think there's some more discussion we've got to have with it or, you know, how we go about it. He was extraordinarily turned on by the very thought of it. And yes, I wanted to be penetrated. But the funny thing at this point was, is that it was also just an absolute urge that I would be interested in exploring more, whether it was the person, the situation, the massage, you know, whether it was a combination of all these things, I've got no idea. Then he turns you onto your back.

And this is where you start to, I guess, get a little bit more into the actual idea of starting to squirt. So you're relaxed, you are, you know, hungry for more, you are ready for a sexual experience and that's, I guess, that's the warm-up part done, right? Maybe that's like just over an hour or something, that's you done.

So now I'm on my back again my legs spread you know that he's using oil he's touching around on me and then starts to um enter into into me with his fingers but also he starts pushing on areas of you know the entire insides of my vagina basically so he starts putting a lot of pressure in sections. I asked him later, I was like, well, you know, the insides of my vagina, basically. So he starts putting a lot of pressure in sections. I asked him later, I was like, well, you know, was that all, was that fairly standard?

And he remarked that, you know, the vagina is like any other muscle and sometimes you need to stretch it. Sometimes you need to, you know, rub out the kinks, I guess. So I guess he'd felt inside of me and decided that I had areas that needed to be stretched out or worked muscle work so he spent a bit of time doing that and it was not you know at the same time while he might be doing that his other hand is you know caressing you and doing other things maybe rubbing on your clit or touching up and down your legs. But the actual pressing and the pressure was not sexual for me.

It was just an interesting sensation.

And again, I really tried to just step away from expectations and just get into the sensation of what I was feeling because I was purely interested in how I would go and really, I guess, interested or not i would squirt i guess was the the big one um then he starts really working your your insides and if anyone goes to the website or has seen videos it can get quite vigorous um and you know he's he he will work the the uh the internals also the externals like he's rubbing a new clit he's touching on your g-spot and um and starts to then you know use a lot of starts using a lot more oil and starts to kind of get a bit more vigorous in his actions um i asked him after if his hands or forearms hurt and he was like no and i just can't imagine how they wouldn't i think that if you had a session with three or three ladies even in the same day that you would basically have guns of steel just from just from performing this but um there might be a you know one hand bigger than the other or one bicep huge and the other one just teeny tiny tiny um but he starts working working out uh your insides and starts getting really really vigorous and um this was was an interesting change, I guess.

So when I was on my stomach, it felt very sexual, it's sensual, you know, put the blindfold on. I kind of, in a sense, felt a little bit dominated, felt a little bit like the person who was doing this or Hansy was, you know, taking me to the edge and then pulling me back away and that he had control and was going to either allow me or not allow me to, to get to an, you know, to reach an orgasm. Um, when you're on your back, although you have the blindfold on, you know, you are a little bit more, um, exposed, I guess, in a mental capacity as well.

You know, when you're lying on your stomach, maybe in your head, it can be a little bit more mysterious. It can be a little bit more reserved or you don't have to think about things. When you're lying on your back, you're more exposed. And this is generally the position where ladies would also feel like it is a bit strange to not be touching the other person. And I did feel that sensation there.

You know generally when you're on your back you're naked people are touching you down there you would be used to reaching out for them grabbing them touching their ass somehow caressing them so all of these things would kind of add up to you know you would be playing it's it's not a one it's not a one-sided activity you know both people are doing things and so that was a little bit of an interesting perspective and an interesting change in my thought process because first of all I did want to reach out you know I wanted to touch him touch his back you know all of these things kind of be involved and I had to pull myself back and go that's not the point it for me to relax, me to experience and explore my sexual being.

And so that was a really funny kind of sensation. It's almost like you have to stop yourself in doing it. But what I did notice is I felt this exposure a little bit more. I felt that I couldn't have this dreamland or this other realm where this sexiness just kind of takes over. And then, you know, did that affect my performance? I have no idea. But I think that probably it would be an interesting aspect to understand if you could still do it when a lady's on her stomach at all.

Because I think and I wonder whether or not that would have a higher percentage rate of success with squirting in particular. But basically, again, I was kind of on the point of edging but not as much. I was not having the same animalistic urges to be penetrated as I was when I was on my stomach. So I think all of these things kind of played into it. They all just added all just added up to, well, how do we feel this way? Why do we feel this way? And, and I, I honestly think it's that maybe that exposure to the real world when you're, when you're lying on your back.

And, um, but anyway, so what happened was, um, I was getting close and, and then again, pulled back a little bit, but in the end, uh, in the end I came and then he continued to kind of get a bit more vigorous. That went on for about 20 minutes. And, I mean, it was a – what was the orgasm? How can I explain this? I think that the orgasm was as expected for me from someone who's been edged and then taken back again.

I don't think that the orgasm itself I don't think was any different than any other orgasms that I would have had in terms of its prolongness, I guess, well, I don't really, the length of time for the orgasm because normally if you have a, you know, if you're kind of, some orgasms they last longer than others some are quite short some are you know extraordinarily powerful others are not you know there's all these different sensations uh that a lady can experience and this one i wouldn't say it was drastically different than any other orgasm um that that i've that i've had or of note you know it was kind of it was it was there pretty much around the the standard for me um but then afterwards the really funny thing happened again it's this animalistic point where I was like okay you know are we done like are we good we good now we're done we're good yep I'll put my clothes back on are we are we done are we going and oh of course I didn't do that of course I stayed on the bed and he continued to to um to to work me basically.

But I thought that was a really funny, funny scenario. Almost like, you know, sometimes how there's those comedy shows where a guy like comes in the bed and then rolls over and goes to sleep. That's how I felt, but not sleepy, just like I needed to do my exit.

Like I'd blown my load and needed to get out of there, you know, get out of there and don't let the person get connected to you that was super funny um but he continued on and then for like the next 20 minutes and it felt great it was interesting there were certain pressure points which weren't fantastic feeling to me um you know I could tell that there were pressure points specifically used for squirting and um and I actually also i had a pillow under my butt too um for some for some levitation as well um just to kind of get in there and then and in the end you know i was like okay look i think i think we're good like i'm done it's getting a little bit too um too uh too i guess rough and that um you know to kind of stop and, and move on.

So it was, I, I called it in the end, um, which was, you know, interesting. Um, but it had reached the two hour mark. So I was like, well, you know, been playing now for like two hours. So I feel like it's, it's a good session, you know? Um, did I, did I squirt? No.

Um, he remarked that I was almost at the point of squirting i was making all the right sounds and movements and sensations but i didn't end up actually squirting but i'm keen to to find out whether or not i could uh learn more and certainly i think that i really want d to go and attend one of the the guys learning sessions i think that would be cool and i'm interested again to understand more about the mental side of this or the emotional side of this because i'm curious whether or not it's the fact that you know the edging and feeling this way and feeling this animalistic pleasure was the fact that this is almost a stranger versus perhaps your partner who you've been with for five ten years whatever the case may be so that'd be really interesting to see you know could d get me to the same level could he make me feel this way um more intensely less intensely the same um based on you know the surroundings because again it's a sexy hotel room it's all these really exciting naughty things um but anyway that's that's my experience with yoni massage and uh with hunk hands here in singapore we're going to do a follow-up uh chat with him uh in the next couple of weeks and we'll have him on our podcast again i think d wants to ask him a few questions about his experience with me and i guess how i performed as a as a model so stay tuned for that one but uh otherwise anyone out there who does have any experience or um you know their own experience in receiving a massage or getting one, I'm curious about that animalistic urge.

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