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Anaconda Swingers Club
This swingers club operates seasonally and we attended a big takeover event at the club with more than 500 people. We run you through what the club looks like and sex fest 2021.
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Speaker1: You're listening to the Wanderlust Swingers podcast with Aussie hosts, Kate and Daryl. If you're curious about exploring your sexuality or the swinging, hot wiping and non-monogamous lifestyle, you've definitely come to the right podcast. Or maybe you just love travel adventures. Either way, we share our personal, sometimes juicy, sexy stories, as well as Swingers Club and event reviews, interviews with other sassy people,assy people and of course our global swinging adventures we try to bring you a look into the diverse lifestyle that the swinging and non-monogamous community has we hope you enjoy now let's get into the episode hey guys welcome to episode 133 today's episode is all about huge dicks huge dicks and a recent well there were actually quite a few dicks at this party a recent trip that we had out to i was calling it ravina on the last podcast i have to correct myself it's ravin yeah uh the j on the end it's just a silent j at the end it's like we're going to talk about the recent trip to anaconda swingers club out in croatia here as well as visiting a swingers bar in ravin but first cultural tidbit for croatia you've got another one i have one for ravin whoa oh whoa okay i'm ready i'm excited i know right it's so good you can hear it in my? Hey, before we get onto that, though, shout out to MB. There are a couple on Twitter. They're actually from Slovakia who reached out after my last cultural tidbit and said the stat that I gave about Slovakians like to dress up. They were like, yeah, that's accurate. So I thought that was pretty cool. So shout out to you guys. Did you know that Croatia is the third largest naturist FKK destination in Europe? Speaker2: No. Speaker1: You did not know that? Well, that's pretty goddamn good. Speaker3: I don't even know what a naturist FKK is. Speaker1: Over 85% naturist items capacity is located in Istria, where you can find seven naturist FKK camping sites in total. Speaker3: What's an FKK? Why do you just keep saying FKK? Speaker1: I'm glad you asked that, Daryl. FKK is an an abbreviation of a german word would you like to hear me pronounce it yes okay freak or wait no freak or peck or no freck freck or peck which means free body culture and represents a naturist way of living, Speaker2: nature experience, being nude without any direct link to sexuality. The persons which follow and practice this type of lifestyle are called traditional nudists, naturists, or FKKers. There you go. So, freakopakuta. You're a freakopakukuku. Do you want to actually hear what it sounds like? Should we do that? Yeah, okay. Are you ready? Of course, you've got it pre-recorded or something weird, don't you? Freikörperkultur or something. That's what I think. Okay, let's go. Freikörperkultur. That's pretty goddamn... That's one more. Freikörperkultur. Yep. That's actually pretty close. Oh, yeah, you were basically bang on. I could have been in... I think a German would have definitely. Oh, they would have been like, well, yeah, would have had no clue what you were talking about. A German person would have been like, totes. Totes, I have no idea what you're talking about. Let's frico-caputa together. That's what they would have said. They're like, whoa, totes, you have no idea what you're saying. Yeah, I know. I'm just going to nod and smile in your direction. Exactly. Some updates from us. First of all, Daryl, you're off to the U.S. in 12 hours? Correcto mundo. Correcto mundo. Where are you going? What's happening? To the U.S. You pretty much summed that up. Yeah, you're going to Arkansas. You're going to Nashville. No, you're going to Tennessee. Going to both, actually. Nashville and Tennessee. Where else are you going? Chicago? Yep. Indiana? No? Yeah, I think I think i'm there as well for a little bit anyway so you're going to the usa for a week and you leave in in 12 hours are you packed yet no that would freak a lot of people out why would i be packed it's 12 hours away i'm just saying a lot of people would be like packed weeks ago i'm pretty sure a lot of those people are not the people who have gotten sick of travelling for work. Have fun, though. Although I haven't been travelling for work in quite some time. Well, you went to Poland recently.
Speaker3:
Yeah, but, I mean, frequently.
Speaker2:
How many hours are you driving for in the US, you said? There'll be about 14 hours total. All right, cool. After hours stuff. And you're going for a week. Yeah. Have fun, happy sailing. Yeah. There's three flights as well. Flights are faster than driving, though.
Speaker1:
I know that's not a surprise to most people.
Speaker2:
I don't know. And you're going for a week. Yeah. Have fun. Happy sailing. Yeah. There's three flights as well. Flights are faster than driving though.
Speaker3:
I know that's not a surprise to most people.
Speaker2:
Wow.
Speaker1:
Just, you know.
Speaker3:
It's fucking genius, bud.
Speaker1:
If you guys are looking for scientific podcast, like just really just down into it information, come here because what we'll tell you is that driving, not as fast as flying.
Speaker3:
Walking even slower. Walking is slower. I driving, not as fast as flying. Walking, even slower.
Speaker1:
Walking is slower. I mean, crawling, probably, probably, high probability, even slower. Yes. Sliding along like a snail on your stomach, I'm guessing. I mean, I'm not a scientist. No, I mean, it depends whether you're on a downhill with the wind behind you or not. Okay. Probably a little bit slower. Did you hear, just as a side about science that a person proved that a that a device can go faster than the wind that's pushing it there's a useless piece of information for you okay yeah what was that in scientific antarctica no why would it be in scientific antarctica i just prefer that particular magazine all the all two pages of it hey a couple more updates for you guys this one was interesting so there was something on twitter recently i can't remember which account it is so i'm sorry guys if you listen but they they asked why podcasters don't generally talk about politics in swinging they're an american couple so from their perspective more about politics and when i first read it i was like well i mean that's not really something we see a lot around the world in different parts right interestingly uh we met a communist couple here in croatia the other day we did and then this sprung to mind i was like huh this is really really interesting because historically politics is not something that we've really ever discussed on a date in my mind or very rarely maybe at a minimum funny little joke ha ha something about the politician being crap yeah which most are but it wasn't ever something that we've discussed and i thought it was really interesting because uh on that date maybe how much of the time maybe a quarter of the time it was generally spent about we were
Speaker3:
discussing politics yeah but that was because that was because i was interested yeah in their
Speaker1:
views to understand more about the whole well the whole. Here's what I took away from that date, though. I had a revelation about drinking types and drinking people. Okay, not about the politics, but about the drinking. Exactly. Yep, welcome to Kate's mind, everybody. There are beer drinkers, right, like Jay from The Average Singers who drinks Corse Light. He's a beer drinker. That's not beer. He drinks Corse Light. Then there are serious beer drinkers right like jay from the average singers who drinks cause light he's a beer drinker that's not beer he drinks cause light then he drinks there are serious beer drinkers who like craft beer and who like going to where the monks originally made made the beer and the whole thing so here's my thought these two people were were serious beer drinkers they go to beer halls they go to beer places they don't go to bars and the reason they don't go to bars is because bars tend to just serve things like cause light or whatever. They don't go to bars. And the reason they don't go to bars is because bars tend to just serve things like cause light or whatever. They don't serve actual what beer drinkers and craft beer people like to drink. So here is my revelation that I have from that date. Put the politics aside. There is little hope for a compromise for a couple if you're dating somebody, a couple or a single, when they are an actual beer drinker. If you go to a bar and somebody likes to drink beer, somebody else can have a wine, somebody can have a cocktail, fucking happy days for everybody around that room. If you date a serious beer drinker, they will take you to a beer hall. That beer hall will serve nothing but beer and water. That's not true. Very rarely. Every craft beer place we've ever been to, they rarely- They have wine. Generally, they call it white wine. white wine if you're lucky anyway so that was my revelation that i had from that date is that if you're gonna date a serious beer drinker you're fucked if you don't also seriously like beer yeah so that was my revelation well well revolted thank you babe we're a single guy date last night he was interesting he was quite communicative on text chatted sent photos did all the great things it really made us want to catch up for a drink i guess before you know to kind of think that comes with the rejection as well so agreed but it's i mean it was pretty uh the rejection side generally kind of falls to me yeah that's what i'm saying and i don't think that's necessarily fair so that's why i took the reins on that one um he did pay for our drinks too which is lovely lovely and and rare and again that's really good points to him honestly it just came down to the fact that not a good match. But what I will say for any single man out there listening, two tips I will give you. Don't look at your phone and look at your watch all the time because that just makes people feel like you're not interested in being there and being engaged. And the other thing is if you're already at the table and the couple's walking up to you, stand up to greet them. I don't think stand up to greet them. think stand up no i don't give a shit about that okay he was sitting in the way we could get through oh yeah he told us to walk around the other side right okay yeah so that's what it was it could have just shimmied the chair out of the way a little bit shimmy yeah should he shake his chest while he's shimmying across no definitely shimmy no no hey all right let's take a quick break and let's come back and let's talk about our time in ravine okay all right so we went out to ravine for two two nights really only two nights friday saturday night and we did a couple of things in ravine while we were there because we wanted to kind of experience it and one of them was a fat bike tour scooter tour a fat electric fat wheel electric bike thank you and i didn't realize it at the time but we actually rode through nude beach how the fuck you didn't realize it i have no clue i didn't realize it was a designated nude beach so i just was rolling through sign this huge sign didn't miss the cocks and the tits and the pussies out that i caught i'm surprised you saw any of those tits yes but the rest of those bits were generally covered up no there was a dude out reading a book because he was still there on the way back and i was like i hope that guy's applied sunscreen yeah i think anyone's standing they were covered up okay well he was lying there right near the path i know who you're talking about. Do you think he was there in front of the path on display?
Speaker3:
Can I say, even lying down, it was still nearly covered up.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Do you think that he was lying there on purpose, right near the little pathway?
Speaker3:
You're now sexualising nudity.
Speaker1:
No, I'm just saying.
Speaker3:
No, he was just hanging out.
Speaker2:
He just hanging out.
Speaker3:
He just fucking found a spot to lay down that he liked, and he laid there. There's nothing to do with him showing off, because there nothing to show off he was just relaxing reading a book yeah
Speaker1:
he was reading a fucking book i hope he applied sunscreen i'm not even joking like because we went past and then we came back an hour later and he hadn't moved and that was concerning to me for skin cancer on his dick on his dick yeah well i mean you can get skin cancer pretty much
Speaker3:
anywhere from lying in the sun for an hour without any sunscreen on so true yeah not just the dick
Speaker1:
No, I mean, you can get skin cancer pretty much anywhere from lying in the sun for an hour without any sunscreen on, so. True. Yeah, not just the dick. Not just the dick. The skin cancer doesn't just then target the dick. Targets acquired. No, it's not one of those scenarios. Doesn't it? You sure? No. It comes down and it assesses the whole human body and then it's like, you know what? Going for the dick. I'm going to land on that dick. Could do. Could do. Bye-bye. So we, when we were out in Ravin, we were obviously there to go to the club and have a look around and visit this new place, but what I was excited about also visiting was a swingers bar. So I looked online, and there's a swingers bar. That fucking changed quick. Hey, I'm getting to you. You sit tight for a second. So there was a swingers bar advertised online, and I, brilliant, and it was also clothing optional. Swingers bar. And it was right next to a nude beach. So I was like, bar, sunshine, people, you can meet people before you go to the club, nude beach right there, sexy environment, and it's a bar like win, checking all the boxes. Fucking thank you very much. Signed, sealed, delivered. Oh, yeah. And I had a nap because I needed a nap because you're old and because i'm old and we got ready and we went to the bar and we struggled to find the bar it was kind of up these back roads and potholes and stuff like that i did take some uh video actually if you're on our patreon you can see the video because it's literally in the middle of nowhere it's that's not a joke it is crazy back roads like no bitumen nothing crazy daryl would you like to just do like a five second review of the bar maybe 15 20 seconds if you like just what were your general thoughts did you have hopes going to the bar i had shit tons of hopes yeah you always you know over hope for these places i think so it was shit there we go that's me done it was a because it's only open for the summer and you can tell that they don't like it's just thrown together it's rickety it's uns like not well serviced in terms of the people serving it's just shit i mean it was shit from start to finish and then the last, the last thing that happened while we were there, we got some French fries, if I remember, and they were okay. But, I mean, they're French fries. It's pretty hard to fuck up deep frying potato. There was that one time in India that the company you worked for tried to bring you some French fries. The drinks were thrown together into glasses like they weren't. There was no measuring or anything going on, which, hey, look, I don't mind if it's beer or wine, but if you're making a fucking cocktail, you've got to get it at least something near right. You know, it doesn't, so you either. They weren't cheap either. They were fucking expensive, which is why I have a problem with it because if they were cheap and cheerful and you get, and you can get a buzz on out of it, then so be it. they weren't they were expensive and shit i don't like expensive and shit that's the two worst that's the worst combination ever so then we were sitting there the last thing we were watching a guy set up a stereo system or a pa system whatever the fuck you call it and he turned it on and within seconds of him turning it on I reckon 10 couples stood up and left because it was that fucking loud you couldn't breathe. Now, I don't mind, again, it wasn't too loud if you were there to party and party only. It was three o'clock in the afternoon, so it wasn't like it was... I understand that it was three o'clock. The listeners don't understand. Look, they just need to know not to go there. That's what they need to know it's called white bar it's a swingers bar it's called vis bar vis bar i had a lot of hope for this place but honestly it's right next door to black bar oh yeah yeah literally next door to black bar yeah and it just it just didn't hit the mark at all and the people that were there i mean there were some people that were in bikinis some people were nude some people were in shorts and no shirt you know there was a kind of a mix of people there but it just didn't descriptor of the differing clothing scenarios the only one you missed was shirt cocking there was no one shirt cocking or shirt pussing holy shit there was actually a guy that walked past shirt cocking i remember him now because he had sandals on as well and i was like, aces. And no, I didn't see any Shirt Parson though. No, no Shirt Parson. The reason that I wanted to set the scene with this, you guys, is not to shit all over White Bar, which we've obviously just done anyway, but is because... I'm happy to shit all over White Bar. I wanted to give you an understanding of the mindset that we were in as we rolled up to the Swingers Club because as we rolled into the Swers club after having visited this swingers bar our first thoughts i've got to be honest as we sat in the car park were fuck me i hope this isn't as shit as the white bar yes and you in particular were like god this is not going to be good like if that's the level of i just i was i said i will be unsurprised if it's shit yeah. And after taking that initial tour, we'll get to that in a second, then what did you think? I was very impressed and surprised, but positively, firmly positively surprised. It was an amazing bar. Yeah. Really, really well laid out, really well thought out. Only issue, and I see why it's an issue in winter, not in summer, in summer and summer's fine i mean it's got a huge outdoor area which is really cool yeah that's in between four buildings so you're kind of you know you're trapped in there or should i better say people can't gawk at you as you're in there so it was it was really quite cool it was a really cool layout yeah i was. So just before we get, I'm going to actually talk about the whole place. I'm going to run through what we kind of experienced. So they had some COVID protocols in place for the night that we were there actually. So the, we turned up an hour early and the owner greeted us and told us about, you know, took us on a tour and told us all about the place and then spoke to us about COVID protocols because that everybody that was at the party, obviously it was going to be a big party, were required to either be fully vaccinated and show the vaccination or show a negative COVID test. So that was interesting. I thought that was particularly interesting for this region in particular. But yeah, so that was great. So then we went on the tour and as Daryl said, surprisingly well laid out. Now we we because we were there an hour early before anybody else was there we had the luxury of taking video and so i'm going to chop all that together soon and i'm going to pop it up on youtube and you'll be able to see that on our website as well but this club i would have to say out of the clubs we've been to around the world given everything they had in the club and the variety and it's huge huge, guys. Like the space is quite large. I would say it's probably the best laid out club. Yeah, I think you're probably going too far there. You reckon too far? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's very well set up for what it's meant to do, which is only operate in summer when there's no rain. Yeah. Now add any weather conditions to that and it basically becomes useless. Most of the space does. Yeah, which is why it's seasonal in the first place. Which is why. Well, I mean, it's seasonal for a few reasons. That I'm sure is one of them. Yeah. But I wouldn't say it's the best laid out club. No. I would say it's well laid out. I would say that it's well put together. And it's varying. It has lots of variance from start to finish. Like there's different things in different places. but it's not, it's not put together but and it's varying it has lots of variance from start to finish like there's different things in different places but it's not it's not a well laid out club if you're looking to operate all year all year yeah no that's true that's true so basically this this club as daryl just said has a huge outdoor area that is it is covered in i guess by buildings around the outside and so it's the first time that i've actually seen anything like that so when we actually walked through the front doors and were presented by this courtyard which had a huge tree in the middle of it and really nice lights set up and all these couches and benches and beds and stuff around the outside in this courtyard immediately i was like holy shit this is cool again completely useless for half the year half year here. But it is, you know, it created this ability to chat and be out of being inside, being out of maybe the DJ area, you know, or being in the playroom and things like that. And I just thought it was a really great atmosphere. You know, I had never experienced that before. And I really liked it. Agreed. Yeah, I really, really liked it. Yeah, so a lot of facilities there. Again, I'll put kind of the full video together on YouTube, but they have a brand-new downstairs area. They have a cool bar area, and they've got all the different types of equipment that you would want. So they've got a theatre room, group play areas. They've got glory holes. They've got a dentist's, they've got, which I'm sure there's probably a good name for that in, let's say.
Speaker3:
A dentist chair?
Speaker1:
OBGYN chair, you know.
Speaker3:
It's not a, well, I mean, it's not a fucking dentist chair, is it?
Speaker1:
Well, it's an OBGYN chair, like one of those things. I don't know what the actual term for it is.
Speaker3:
It's a stirruped chair.
Speaker1:
There you go, stirruped chair. Had a St. Andrews cross. What else am I missing here? They had closed playrooms, open playrooms porn theater yeah theater the glory holes yeah that's all dance i think that's everything but that's that's everything is basically downstairs so that's the entire play area downstairs and upstairs there's the bar area there's a dancing cage dancing pole chairs dj lounge all of that stuff pool table which i really wanted to use but we didn't get a chance to which was a bit unfortunate typically though we were sitting around and we were actually sitting with one of the event managers and he told us 500 people were expected that night when you heard that initial number what was your thought that sounds like a lot of fucking people yeah did you think did you believe that there was going to be that many people when you heard that number no no but there was but there really really was yeah i i didn't actually when when i first heard that i was like oh because i mean event managers generally tend to overshoot let's be fair yep i would agree with that it was uh yeah it was there were a lot of people a lot of fucking people yeah so there were definitely that many people but in usual swing of fashion it didn't really start getting busy until 10 30 11 o'clock at night yep that's about right but uh well yeah i think i was surprised there were some people there quite early though basically at opening which was nine o'clock right i think they were trying to avoid the line because i actually poked my head out later in the evening to go have a look at the line oh really there was it was significant really yeah like half an hour wait to get in significant fuck me yeah because they had to check all the covid stuff i remember all the fucking cars in the car park as we left yeah fuck tons of them yeah because i watched them check in people so they have to check them in explain everything explain everything to them, obviously take their membership, take their money. Yeah, okay. And then do the COVID stuff. What, they're taking money? Yeah, some people hadn't pre-bought tickets. Oh, yeah, but it's more just, you know, I can't believe they charge people. Of course, I'm kidding, babe, relax. Wow, that was funny as hell, babe, thanks. Well, that's what I'm known for. I am the funny person. So I think that was probably why there was so many people there quite early. I think it just to avoid that line if i'm honest okay i probably do the same thing you reckon yeah i'm gonna ask you to explain your thoughts on the type of people that you saw at the event because i've got a point i want to make and i want to see if you are on the same kind of thoughts okay line as me so out of the people there like explain who was there well i mean it was hard to see through the forest of single men to see anyone else that would be probably the most important thing i suppose i don't know what else to say there were a mix of people from young to old okay i thought what's your point everybody was there was reasonably fit probably the fittest group of people collectively at a swingers event or club never would have never would have thought of that or brought it up that i have ever been around i think i would generally do you now agree with that looking around and thinking about the the people that were there and normally what you see at a general swingers club which we know is pretty diverse i would say that generally speaking the bulk of people there were probably fitter than most parties that we've attended I guess yeah I mean I'll say yes they were certainly it was certainly a thin group of people I wouldn't say it depends on what you mean by fit do you mean fit as in you know she's fit or fit as in i mean she's like they look fit like they were pretty well dressed everybody had made an effort yes they were probably i guess slender than the average uh you know average body shape size that we've seen around the world just generally speaking you know she's fit he's fit like a broad more than what we've seen probably around um uh i wouldn't i
Speaker3:
wouldn't say yes or no, if I'm honest.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker3:
Yeah, sorry.
Speaker1:
So we talked to a couple from Norway. They were quite young.
Speaker3:
Yes, way too young.
Speaker1:
Way too young, way too young. But they spoke decently. It always interests me and makes me laugh a bit when people are afraid to speak English or apologise for their lack of capability to speak English to us and they are fucking pretty good at it. Yeah I mean it's always the way though everyone that I speak to in in any of the countries I go to the first second thing out of their mouth after saying hello is I'm sorry my English is so poor but in 90% of the cases their English is as strong as what mine is because I speak Australian. How long hadn hadn't they spoken english before they did tell us but i can't remember i think it was two years or something two years or something yeah because they hadn't been able to get back to croatia and yeah a long period of time so i remember they're croatian that but they moved to norway and they've since changed their citizenship or their dual citizens now it was definitely interesting chatting with them. Although, I mean, they was never going to go anywhere. They were way too young for me to be interested in them. Did you know that when you nudged me and said, hey, go talk to these people? They were just standing beside us and they weren't talking to anyone and were looking quite nervous. So it was just more of somebody to talk to. Yes. So yes is the answer. So you knew were that young i did find it interesting i knew they weren't of interest to me because of their age right i did find it interesting because you said that they look quite nervous and shy and so i said you know hey have you been to anaconda before have you been to a party like this before and they're like oh yeah this is like our sixth or seventh time yep i that that was amazing to me. I think it's funny how you can make these assumptions and they're totally wrong. Yeah. They were young but they'd certainly had quite a bit of experience, although they said they'd been to like six or seven parties but only played at one or two, I think, from what they said. That's not uncommon. They're looking for a good click, which is, yeah, I mean, you're right. It's not uncommon in a lot of countries, but I would say it's less common here. Yeah. In our experience, there seems to be a lot more play going on a lot of parties, a lot more going on here than other places we've been in terms of the sex side. Yeah. Let's talk about that. Why are we talking? What are we talking about? I want you to explain what I'm calling Sex Fest 2021. So later in the evening, we walked downstairs. So we'd been upstairs, we'd been chatting to people, we'd been kind of standing there watching people, we'd gone and gotten a couple of drinks, and then we decided to head on downstairs. Yes. And at that point in time, I said to you, hey, let's go play together. You know, let let's go maybe play together let's have a few people watch us that was in where my headspace was at let's go let's see what's happening downstairs let's go play together and then kind of see what happens and as we were entering the downstairs area and we're about we're attempting to go play i could already place was packed. Yeah. But I want you to explain in sexually graphic detail what we walked into down there for Sex Fest 2021 because, holy shit, I've never seen anything like this before. So I want to talk about this. I mean, we walked into a room full of people and that's all it was. There wasn't a lot of going on there was people happen there was only sex happening in the two bedrooms and out and maybe two people having sex out on the out in the seat area there was people fucking on the wall there was people fucking on the couch i didn't see any of that the glory hole things were full and there was people fucking on the theater things all i saw was a forest of single guys through the peephole on the way out i saw people shagging in one of the rooms but it wasn't it wasn't a fuck fest i i didn't think it was anyway but obviously i missed a whole lot of things if you're telling me there are people fucking on walls and stuff i didn't see any of that so as we head down the stairs so keeping in mind again there's rooms off to each side and they're either closed rooms or peephole rooms as we're heading down the stairs there's there's only one closed room all the rest were people no there's two there and then you head down and then there's the or peephole rooms. As we're heading down the stairs, there's... There's only one closed room, all the rest were peephole. No, there's two there and then you head down and then there's the four peephole rooms. But there's the top two are closed rooms on either side, one other side. So you've got the two closed rooms heading down the stairs. I don't think there were any closed rooms. I thought they were all peephole. No, because remember there was somebody trying to open it on the way out and they were like, what? And I said, that's the closed room. remember that okay so as you're heading down the stairs the closed rooms were full and you can hear the slapping of human flesh and then we head down and the peephole rooms were all full the door was closed but they've got the peepholes uh cut into it so you can see what people going on there and and they were full the hallway was absolutely chock-a-block full of people watching couples watching and of course a lot of single men watching and then as we head down further into the steps heading towards the theater there is some couches off to the right hand side and the left hand side and both of the couches had people fucking on the couches and to the right there was a group of like four people fucking there was a couple fucking in the corner so there was a couple there was people fucking on the actual couch and then there was a couple fucking in the corner and then there were people sitting on each other's laps like a couple sitting on each other's laps on the chairs facing those people fucking just watching and then on the other other side you had basically the similar thing going on but the hallway where we were walking up and down again was just chock-a-block full of people and so the real estate space for getting into these areas where you could potentially play was hilarious like i reckon if they had a ticketing system it would have been in full swing ho-hum yeah i mean all i remember is just a whole lot of fucking single guys all looking through the peepholes and and being in my road i didn't even realise that you walked all the way through
Speaker3:
to the end with me because I said I'll go through and check whether there's anywhere that we can go.
Speaker1:
We stood down in front of the glory hole area for a while watching.
Speaker3:
Sorry, I do remember that. Yep, I remember you made it to the end there now that you mention it.
Speaker1:
So as we keep walking, so that's all going on the couch area, so that's a no-go zone. All of the beds are full, so obviously that's a no-go zone and it became very apparent at this point in time that we were not going to have any space to play down there.
Speaker2:
Thank you. walking so that's that's all going on the couch area so that's a no-go zone all of the beds are full so obviously that's a no-go zone and it became very apparent at this point in time that we were not going to have any space to play down there but we decided to go have a look and really get in the thick of it as we're coming down into the theater area on the tv they had like an anal selection because i remember it being like anal stars or something or rather anal on the tv and in front of there they had all the theater single-seated couches, and there was a few couples fucking in those couches, and then there were a few people just watching, single men watching, and then there was a couple sitting on each other's lap just watching the porn on the TV. And at the back, there's a couple of couches, and then to the right-hand side, you've got a bunch of glory holes and a little sheer curtain, and then there were just people just everywhere. Couples together kind of, you know, trying to find space to do something or just watching single guys kind of milling around watching. And it was just absolutely packed. And the reason I said I've never experienced anything like that before and I'm calling it kind of Sex Fest 2021 was because it was just so many people at the one point in time. I don't think I've ever seen a playroom as active. Okay. I would have thought that some of the events we've been to in Australia, like the New Year's events and stuff, would have been as big. No. No. Okay. Smaller footprint, so it's just not possible to get that many people in there. Yeah. It was certainly interesting. I wouldn't... Did you think it was sexy kind of being amongst that i mean if you didn't notice as much sex as i did then you probably wouldn't have felt like i didn't think it was sexy at all you felt like it was just too much no i just feel like there were too many men though single guys right there was nothing cool about that yeah honestly was just there was there's a threshold there's a threshold i think of singles whether it be men or women in a in a event like this that it just becomes too high and we were well past that threshold yeah for it to be of interest for me to be and you know again we'll happily play with single guys but it wasn't it just wasn't cool there was there wasn't a lot there was nothing exciting about it to me yeah so i actually did write down a few notes here on ways that that party could have been better and one of them is to cap the single men entering the venue yeah i understand that caps the revenue but to me i felt like they definitely could have just capped the number of single men down significantly and that definitely would have made one it would have cleared up the space in the playroom for more people to actually play. Yep.
Speaker1:
And I think, two, it would have made people feel safer to play. You know, sometimes couples don't want to be looked at by 20, 30, 40 single men. You know, they might just want to play and have a couple of single men and a couple of couples watch them. But too many, I think, might hinder people from wanting to play.
Speaker3:
I totally agree.
Speaker1:
It wasn't something that I was interested in. If there had been space, like say an open bed, would you have played with me? Not with all of those single guys. Is that just because it would have been? No, it's because I can't control the environment. Yeah. So it's just more of. There's a requirement for you to be safe in that environment and I don't have enough hands or eyes to deal with that many people potentially wanting to invade your space or our space without permission potentially and I'm not saying that the single guys are there were there the single guys that were there would have done that without permission but I can't assume that they also wouldn't have yeah you know so you're kind of stuck it would be the same it wouldn't be a hell of a lot different if it were that many couples in the room. I mean, we've been to parties like, I believe we've been to parties with this many people shagging before, and they weren't comfortable either, and we generally didn't play at those either. So for you, it's just more of a perception, even though, you know, people are very generally well-intentioned, it's just that there's just too much going on for you to get your head in the game. No, that's not it at all. It's just that I don't necessarily trust everyone that's around me if I don't know them. Yeah, that's fair enough. So definitely some things that I would have changed to make that party better. And overall, I think the party was good for me, but there's things that I think could have made it better definitely definitely capping the number of single men i would have liked if there was because it is it was a takeover of this venue right so there's this is a huge party i think if we went back to this club on um maybe a normal week weekend night well yeah the club owner recommended that
Speaker3:
she did yeah she said she said it's crazy tonight if you want to she said that you need to come back
Speaker1:
when things are when we left because we basically left straight after that. Yeah, we left at midnight. Yeah, so she said, look, it's crazy tonight. You should really – for a true impression of the club, you should come back when it's either a weeknight or not an event night. She said this was always going to be nuts. Yeah. And she was right. It was fucking nuts. It was a lot of people. People everywhere. Yeah. And I would like to experience it again when it is probably at half capacity, half of what we've seen there. Okay. I'd like to go back and experience it again and just kind of be able to feel out what was going on. Another thing I did like about the event, even though there was a lot of people, there was a DJ or there was some music playing, but the music was very much limited to the bar and the pole area. Yeah, it was quite good. Outside you could chat. Yeah, and I thought, again, even though they could have pumped the speakers out into that area, you could still hear the music for the ambience, but it wasn't overrun. So you could actually have a connection or try to have a connection with a couple or person in that outside area. And I thought that was brilliant. I really got to give them props for that. I'm glad everybody that was there was either tested or vaccinated, though. Yeah, there was a lot of people. You didn't ever walk into the bar. Yeah, true. There was a lot more people there than certainly I was comfortable with. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, I know I will go back. Something else that I thought could have made the event better so it was a christmas in july event it could have been better for the atmosphere so christmas in july it was basically you can dress up in something christmasy or you can just wear red or white you know at a pinch i would say less than half the people were actually that's probably unfair i'll say half i would say half the people were in kind of the outfit specs right yep do you think about you think about half? Yep. Okay. What I would say is that you could do an incentive for people to come dressed as that. So like it could be a discounted entry if you're dressed up properly. It could be like a free giveaway, something if you're dressed up properly. Yeah, but he did cover, I mean, that was covered. He mentioned that it's almost impossible because it's mainly a tourist destination. The tourists are typically there without anything to wear or whatever and it's a bit more spontaneous than that. Yeah, that's happened to us. I mean, that happened to me in Houston when I went to the Eye Candy party. I didn't have any extra costumes for the alien invasion party. Yeah. You know, so I had to kind of make do and make something up. I get it. I get it. But that's why why i'm saying that if you for the people that were perhaps coming to that party specifically that were on the rsvp list you know had been on it for weeks there could be a way to maybe incentivize people to yeah fair enough get involved and one of the things too i mean they weren't they weren't the majority of the people though were they what do you mean well the the people who were there the vast majority of them were not people who'd already pre-booked the rsvps are people are generally traveling in for the event in this particular case i would say that a lot of them are traveling in so you know the the you've still got the people who are on site in a very big tourist driven city in in the middle of summer that want to go yeah you're probably right yeah absolutely all right. Yeah, absolutely. All right. So, oh, you know what? I thought there was a missed opportunity for a Santa sack giveaway as well. Santa's sack? Yeah, like walking around with Santa's sack. You could be right. You could be right. To give away some sex toys to people. Do you really think that needed to happen though? I would have liked it just because. But will it have added anything to anybody else's night other than yours? For me, I would have been like, nah, punny. So just for the pun? Yeah. That's the only reason. Oh, and gifts are always fun. Depends on whether you want them or not, I suppose. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I thought it was a missed opportunity for Santa's sack to get involved, personally, on a personal level. Okay. I mean, look, I didn't miss Santa's sack, I have to say. All right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back and we'll get ready to wrap this up okay all right so first of all thank you to our newest patrons that is luke and john really appreciate the hell out of you guys for joining us on patreon if you guys want to join us head to the show notes you'll be able to see the link there it's patreon.com forward slash swinging down under so thanks luke and john and thank you to all of other patrons for supporting us really appreciate that i recently in our single man hunt daryl i stumbled upon a guy actually you stumbled upon this gentleman he's mid 40 he seemed okay seemed interesting um had some nice photos bio kind of all checked out lots of green flags shit loads of green flags there's no such thing as green flags there are there's green flags they come Green lights, red flags. Green lights? Red flags, yeah. It was a lot of green flags. There's no such thing as green flags. There are. There's green flags. Green lights, red flags. Green lights?
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker3:
Red flags, yeah.
Speaker1:
There was a lot of green lights.
Speaker3:
Yeah, but I'm happy about that. Yeah, I mean, nobody's waving and going. I know they do green flags as well, but it's not. Most people say green light, red flag, I think.
Speaker2:
Okay. I think.
Speaker1:
I don't think so.
Speaker3:
I think I'm right.
Speaker1:
Yeah, you always do. Okay, so it seemed interesting. You kind of found the profile and I think you originally wrote out to this person and then that's when you got me involved. And I did a Twitter poll on this. You have no idea what I'm talking about but you will in a moment. I asked on Twitter that if you make a connection online and you start talking and then you swap some chit-chat backwards and forwards and everything seems interesting, they seem interesting, and then you swap some photos and you notice some 70s hair bush going on down there. And I said to you, what do you think about asking this person to groom? Jokingly, right? Because that's horrible and you would never ask a person to groom their body hair. You know, interestingly, though, I think you would probably find more women would be like, oh, yeah, I'd ask him to groom. And I think that if a man asked a female to groom, like... You'd be fucking... You'd be fucking slapped in the face. Actually, you'd just be crucified. So I put up on Twitter. I put up on Twitter yesterday, what would you do? I gave three options. Date, anyway, it's just hair. Ask them to groom and peace out so basically be like nah yeah i know what peace out means do you do yeah i'm i was born you know not not in the 40s okay cool cool uh what do you reckon one so date it's just hair ask them to groom or peace totally peace out peace out was second okay date them it's just hair came in at 38 of the votes okay so date them it's just hair 38%, ask them to groom 29%, or piece out 33%. So it's an even split. It's almost a tie between piecing out and asking them to groom, which I thought. Oh, it's a tie between all of them. It's like you're splitting hairs. Splitting hairs. You said it before I had the opportunity to say it. No, that's not what happened. And it was a good one. Yeah, I know. Can we just go again?
Speaker2:
No, I don't think so. Hey, Daryl, you know what that is? Those close numbers. It's splitting hairs. Oh, God.
Speaker1:
Make it stall.
Speaker2:
Are you surprised by that? I was hella surprised. I was expecting when I put up this poll to have so many people be like, you can't fucking ask somebody to groom themselves, Kate.
Speaker1:
That's ridiculous.
Speaker2:
And?
Speaker1:
You could offer to groom them, though. That's what somebody said somebody was actually like make it make it sexy make it part of play but why not uh why not groom them but what if it's not sexy or what if i nick their balls because i'm not exactly proficient jesus it got dark very quickly just like their pubic hair
Speaker3:
that was so bad that was pretty good no i don't think so yeah yeah okay so um i'm gonna
Speaker2:
Thank you. Just like their pubic hair. That was so bad. That was pretty good. No, I don't think so. Yeah. Yep.
Speaker3:
Okay, so I'm going to push this along.
Speaker2:
Okay, right.
Speaker3:
So that was, I mean, so it was an even split basically between the three of them.
Speaker1:
Yeah, no split ends.
Speaker3:
Oh, fuck.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
I just came up with that on the spot.
Speaker3:
Oh, I know, babe.
Speaker1:
I'm so happy with that.
Speaker3:
Oh, you're amazing.
Speaker1:
I'm so good.
Speaker3:
I agree.
Speaker2:
Oh, my God. okay i just came up with that on the spot oh i know babe i'm so happy with that oh you're amazing i'm so good i agree oh my god you know what would make this so much more amazing if you were drunk if we move to the next subject okay that's it guys but uh coming up we are heading daryl's heading off to the states and uh and then i'm doing nothing over there other than working just fyi yeah just fyi i will see you in france i guess the next time i see you yes and then so we're going to spend a couple days in paris and then we're going to spend a week or five nights down in cup d'arg which of course is the 40 000 person naturist village that uh that we're going to party there with spicymatch.com they're doing a takeover and that's to be, this is something that I've been wanting to do for years, basically since we started the lifestyle. I remember hearing about Carp Dog and I remember hearing about Naughty New Orleans and both of those events were like the big events that everyone talks about because they're huge and so. Carp Dog isn't an event though. Like it's full fucking time. Yeah, Carp Dog itself is obviously full time. Why do you keep saying obviously who's it obvious to me and penny and penny yeah because that's that's all that's okay carp dog is full-time year-round can't imagine it's great in winter anyway because people live there it'd be fucking cold going out and going out nude in winter right but the actual season when these events and these takeovers start happening obviously in summer and we're going to obviously they happen in summer and we're going to one so i'm i'm excited to well first of all i'm excited to visit france again and excited to visit paris and and then head down on the tajave down to down to cup dog is it the tajave it's the in week it's a Teja Vé, but it's like the little sister Teja Vé. Yeah, so it's the non-fast ones. No, no, they're still fast. If you go up the train list, yeah, it's still fast, but it's not. Like how fast? I'll look it up. Hold on a second. No, I don't. What?
Speaker3:
No. I mean, make up a fucking number if you don't know it.
Speaker1:
289 kilometers an hour.
Speaker3:
Yeah, so not fast.
Speaker1:
All right. So, yeah, I'm excited by that. So, that so thanks very much for listening guys and i hope you found that interesting and we will be back soon i guess with an update on what's happening if you guys are interested in i guess watching what happens and learning about our travel and our experiences head over to twitter and instagram because as we're in cup dark i'm going to be going live each day kind of talking about what's happening and what we're up to. So if you guys are interested. Are you allowed to just wander around with a camera filming yourself? Obviously I'm doing it inside our apartment. Fucking hell. Fucking hell yourself, pervert. You're the fucking pervert. There will be no random nude people on live because that's not nice to do that and also heavily illegal in cup dog obviously is it yeah it is actually it's they don't allow um as you go into the village as i understand it again i'll probably talk about this next week on our on our live you have to um i think agree to some of the terms there and one of them is is no use of cameras or video. I'm pretty sure people are breaking that flat out. Flat out, yeah. Well, I'm interested to see that as well. So, yeah, super excited about that. So that's been episode 133, guys. Thank you so much for listening and we'll see you next time.
Speaker2:
Ciao. Au revoir.
Speaker1:
Because ciao is Italian and we're going to France.
Speaker2:
Okay. Au revoir. Bye.
Speaker3:
Bye. Still a dick? Yep. Cool. Mm-hmm. Phew. Thank God for that. So glad about the dick thing. You're a dick. Mm-hmm. It's a true story. Dick, dick. Huge dick, small dick, round dick, flat dick, dick like Vegemite. Amazing dick. Schmally dick. We have all kinds of dick in here. Dickhead, I know that much. This reminds me of the beginning of From Dusk Till Dawn. What? Yeah, who is it? It's Cheech, I think, from Cheech and Chong. It's not the beginning. It's where they go into the vampire den. Lair. And, yeah, he's at the the front saying We have all kinds of pussy here
