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We have to talk about something we've been genuinely excited about for months, and our patrons actually got a preview of this already. Jamaica! Yes, we are going back, and actually, we have a great offer for you guys. Yeah, it's Swingcation. It's October 11th through the 18th at Hedonism 2. And if you don't know what Swingcation is, it's pretty easy. Swinger plus kink plus vacation. It's a hosted group with real structure, workshops, lectures, real conversations with experts who are passionate about bringing and bridging that gap between the swinger world and the kink world.
And we're not just going as attendees. We're going as featured presenters, which is exciting. We'll be leading sessions. So if you come, we actually get to hang out with you. Which brings up something we should mention. When you use our code, yes, we got a code, you're not just getting a discount. You're getting the signature swing experience, which means $100 off per person, up to $200 per room, but it also means that we make time for you. An exclusive breakfast, lunch, cocktail hour, or one-hour and one time with us directly, plus more surprise benefits.
Here's something that's really unique. You could actually contribute by hosting a discussion or running a Skillshare. I know it's scary, but if you have something that you want to contribute, that's a big part of why this event is so special. Everyone there has something to bring to the table. All right, details. If you book before April 25th, you save $400. Plus, they gave us that special code that gets you an additional $200, and the special code is SWINGERU-VIP. So book through TicketForPlay.com forward slash Swinky. That's T-I-C-K-E-T, the number four, play.com forward slash S-W-I-N-K-Y.
And use our code at checkout. And you guys, if you have any questions about the event, the resort, or what to expect, just reach out. I mean, we're here for you. We're happy to help. So once again, TicketForPlay.com forward slash Swinky, the code SwingerU-VIP. We really want to see you there. You've heard about Swinger Cruises, but you're not sure if you're ready. Well, we've got some great tips for you about why bliss cruises are so much fun and so amazing and why you probably want to consider going. One of the things you really want to do is get there a day early.
Cruises always recommend that. You never want to have a flight that's late or whatever. Some sort of kerfuffle that happens. You want to get there early. It gives you a chance to meet people before the cruise, to connect with them. There's always pre-parties or little gatherings and meet and greets before i highly advise doing so plus you also get to see the city some of the nightlife in an area that maybe you've never been before maybe you've never been to florida which is where most of the cruises take off from i would highly recommend miami we had an amazing time in mi, didn't we?
Absolutely. Great scene, great music, amazing food, great cocktails, and the people there are beautiful and a lot of fun. And specifically, the town we went into was, what was it? Little Havana. Little Havana. So much fun. I do recommend going there. It was. Yes.
If you if you're in what was it were we in fort lauderdale yes we took an uber to miami to get there it really wasn't that pricey and had dinner and spent the evening out it was great worth the trip yeah definitely the adventure out for the evening but don't stay up too late because you don't want to miss the boat and you will have a boarding time hopefully you will get an early boarding time i believe you can select that specifically when they send out an email notice get there early because stuff starts happening right you get to be in the pool here's hot tip.
Pack your bathing suit in a little to-go bag or backpack because all your luggage is getting loaded ahead of time. You don't have access to that. So when you get on the ship, after you sign up for your classes, which we're going to get into in a second, you want to head to the pool, get on your bathing suit, and start relaxing. Get those drinks on, start having those amazing conversations. Boarding the boat is usually pretty simple. You give them your paperwork. They check to see that you're on the list, and you walk the plank to get up there.
And you get to hang out on the ship while you wait for all the rest of the people to come on board. So you get to meet people, have great conversations, and kind of start your vacation right then and there. Plus, you get pictures. They always take your photos. And I would definitely recommend buying the photos that they take of you because they're professional and they look really good. We always buy the photos.
We just buy all of them because we get the electronic version and we can do whatever we want with them, print them, share them on social media, however we want, whatever we want to do with them. We may have actually used them as our profile picture for the Swinger University for a number of times. So let's talk about the classes that they want to sign up for immediately boarding the boat. So once you get on board, look for wherever they're signing up for the classes. So during the week, there are professional classes that are offered. They're a little extra.
They don't come necessarily included. There are some classes that are free, but there are extra classes. They fill up fast.
The last cruise we were on, they sold out within hours of people boarding the ship now the reason you want to get an early boarding time so you get on there faster so that you get the class that you want there is a good friend of ours dr stephanie who has been doing classes on bliss cruises for a few years now yes she always does one pleasuring the pearl and pleasuring the the penis can we say that and they're really great classes there are other classes by other sex educators that you will love and they are always always worth the price and the good news is before you even get on the ship you don't have to guess what they're going to be there you'll get a preview of what all the courses are in a little flyer of basically a booklet that covers most of the activities that are going to be on the ship all week long so you get to pick things ahead of time and you get to see what the entertainment is going to be on while you're there so i was it don't they have entertainment every single night there's pretty much some form of entertainment every single night there's usually a comedian there's always a band or a musician during the week malcolm yeah there's some staff people that that do some great very humorous stuff and there's other things that happen throughout the week um usually other acrobatic type it kind of depends on the ship depends on what's in season burlesque was one of them there was a burlesque show this last time so there's always something going on each night and it's it's not always the same thing it kind of changes up which is great yeah this isn't much different yeah from a entertainment standpoint than a normal cruise right though the comedians I'll see you next time.
kind of changes up which is great yeah this isn't much different yeah from a entertainment standpoint than a normal cruise right though the comedians get to pull out the jokes that they can't tell in vanilla society which is freaking great because these guys have so much fun because they get to just open up about everything it's it's phenomenal and while you can't be nude everywhere on the ship you get to wear clothing that's very very risque so the women get to pull out all their very sexy dresses you get to go to dinner and to the shows wearing see-through clothing or practically nothing at all the only thing they ask is that you if you don't happen to be wearing panties and your dress is really short just put down a napkin on on the chair and we've seen a few ladies do that when they were in the restaurants yeah so it's a lot of fun you will love it speaking of fancy dresses each night there's usually a theme your level of participation with the theme can vary you don't necessarily have to go all out and bring four extra suitcases in order to do some elaborate but a lot of people do a lot of people do but you can bring stuff that really kind of peacocks for you you get to show off a little bit and draw some attention which is really fun on a swinger cruise because people come up to you and they'll start a conversation if your costume is super cool so the theme nights offer a fantastic opportunity to well get some attention and a lot of these interactions happen in the elevator yeah because it's it's a more intimate space people are coming on and as you see them you're like oh my goodness your your costume is amazing or you look great in that again it's another fun way to start a conversation i highly recommend the elevators we've met a lot of nice people in elevatorsators.
Yeah, dinner time also. Yeah. Wandering around the ship, especially later in the evening when the costumes start coming out, you get to see people wandering around.
And if you like a costume, go up and talk to that person because it's a great segue, a great inn to be able to have that conversation with the hot couple that you've been eyeing for a while let's talk about the general dining and the benefits of going at certain times and why it's it's fun to do that because of who you meet the ship is filled with restaurants there's all kinds of amazing places to eat there's the main dining room which is usually a two or three course meal they usually got a salad in the main course etc it's very nice it's semi-formal you don't have to dress all the way up but most people dress a little bit nicely so an evening dress or little black dress something like that and men wear a nice shirt, button-down shirt.
The rest of the restaurants are either the buffet or individual-themed restaurants. So there's almost always a sushi bar. There's some kind of a barbecue place. There's usually a taco bar. There's a variety of food and... Steakhouse, something. Yeah, something for just about everybody. Some of the restaurants are an upcharge, but the main dining room isn't. And it's a great place to sit down at a table with people you've never met and start conversations and really get to know people. And it's a little bit like gambling. You never know who you're going to sit down with.
But a lot of times it pays off. Right. Thank you. to know people. And it's a little bit like gambling. You never know who you're going to sit down with. But a lot of times it pays off. Right. Sometimes too, we've done both. We've done the random sit down with whomever's being seated at the time, or we'll meet people in the elevator or at the pool and we'll coordinate a time where we'll go down and we'll choose to sit with those individuals at a table. So at least we get to spend time with them and we know somebody at the table. The tables are massive.
So sometimes it's nice to have at least one person that you know other than your significant other. And if you're going with a crew, if you're going with a group of people from your area or you've pre-connected with people over the Internet before you go, that's also a great opportunity to sit with that group of people and spend some time over a meal and really have some amazing conversations. Yes. All right. Let's talk about the ports that they go to and some of these excursions, just like any other cruise.
once again, you have excursions that you can go on, which you can sign up for ahead of time. And I would recommend those. I would recommend also signing up for them through the cruise ship. Why is that? Ideally, you go on the excursions that are part of the cruise brochure and the recommended cruise packages. They've vetted these excursions ahead of time. You can trust them. And you have a higher likelihood of success and maybe not getting ripped off. Now, we've done excursions not through the cruise. We've just kind of gone and rented things in town. we've been okay. Right.
But your chances of success are greatly improved if you go with the ones that are actually recommended by the cruise ship. So I would say stick with those. The other important item is those excursions know when the ship leaves. So they have it timed just right.
They're responsible for getting you back to the ship on time whereas the other excursions don't on one of the trips we wanted to do something that we'd never done before phoebe was stretching her limits quite a bit by doing this and i had never done it so i didn't know how i was going to react but we tried scuba diving ideally you get your certification ahead of time and scuba is a different experience we kind of did it the uh the scary way where they just bam yeah they just throw the tank on your back basically in 15 minutes of training and they send you into the water. It's a little scary.
So, ideally, do some scuba ahead of time. But I had a great time. He had a great time. I had a breakdown. Phoebe had a breakdown. You'll see a little bit of that footage here. I cut most of the breakdown out, but there you go. In addition to the excursions, you can also just wander around town. You can get food. You can taste the local cuisine. You can experience the local shopping. There's always tchotchkes. Right at the dock, there are basically cruise-run ship, cruise-sponsored shops.
and the the prices for those are are one thing um and they've they're very touristy so they kind of grab you right there off the boat if you kind of leave that port area you get into the main town area one you're you're gonna have to haggle and negotiate on your own but the stuff that you'll run into is going to be a little bit less of the touristy stuff and maybe a little bit more of the the local flavor right and it depends on what you want to do maybe you do something on your own away from the main area port area on one of the port days and maybe the other port day you don't because all the people from the ship tend to, well, a majority, I would say, would tend to hang out there at the port.
It's just another way to get to know some of your fellow travelers in a different environment.
Maybe you've never seen them at the pool or the bar or at the restaurant, but here they at the port now one caution that i will throw out is all of the ships dock at this port so you may actually be fishing in the vanilla pool but yeah you're out at sea you're in the middle of the bahamas who knows but don't we all wear the little tags there's there's a little bit of a way to tell but just know that there are other people mixed in there it may be a disney cruise during the day there are pool parties there are meet and greets there's all kinds of activities that are constantly going on and around the pool area there are even vendors that are selling shirts.
They're doing body painting. There's all kinds of fun, sexy things that you can do with all of your shipmates. And if you just want to hang out in the hot tub or go down the water slide, you can do that too. Yes. The pool parties are usually really fun. They have specific times where they have events going on, like little competitions called the card wash or it varies all the time. Some of them I can't get too explicit here about, but they're a lot of fun.
And they have playmakers that are like getting the crowd going and there's there's a dj there's music and like ed said if you want to get out of some of the sun and some of the music and the the excitement you can do other things like the classes there's a lot of free classes that we haven't talked about along with the meet and greets. And the itinerary is huge. You will get an itinerary every single day. And we highly recommend sitting down with a highlighter and figuring out which ones you want to go to. So at night, you come back from your excursions. You're wandering around the ship.
Some of the entertainment we had talked about earlier happens at night. But there's also drinking, dancing. There's nightclubs throughout the ship. And there's usually little jazz bars and blues clubs and things like that going on. So there's a way to sit there and have a conversation with people. There are meet and greets, which are fantastic. There's speed dating, which is amazing. And it's a great experience to be able to meet people really quick. And why would you want to meet people and get to know them? Well, because they have playrooms set up all over the ship.
Recently, they've been doing a play area outside during the day now depends on what ship you're on but the bigger ship they have that available I think they took over a tennis court or something and they have very nice beds out there and it's out in the sun and the wind and nature and people can watch it's you're you're kind of exposed there's a fence around it because of i think tennis court right right can't have the balls blowing around so if you're an exhibitionist and you like the sun and you want to do it outside you could do that or you wait till the evening where they close in in an area it's they have the solarium they have a solarium and then they usually take over a conference room and they call that like the bdsm room and there may be one other room again depends on the size of the ship so usually they have two others and then the solarium yeah so a lot of space to play and that's nice and i want to tell you it is so clean they have staff walking around cleaning a bed and changing the sheets after everyone gets up they don't just rip the sheets off they like clean the bed yep they swab the decks i mean deck yes so and they and they have water and towels for you.
So it's really nice. There's curtains that you can pull over each bed if you want. And it's kind of subtle mood lighting. It's not really bright. It's not too dark. It's a great opportunity. We wandered through the play areas pretty much every night that we were there, and we would run into people who we'd seen on the ship or were new to us and would introduce ourselves. And you know what? Things happen sometimes. You never know. Exactly. I highly recommend spending some time in there. You can just walk around for a little bit before you want to find a bed of your own.
You could there and you know watch people or maybe a motion for someone to come on over there is so much to do and which is why we love it we never feel trapped on this boat we feel like we can build our own vacation one of the times we went we wanted to go to all the seminars and all the classes and all the meet and greets the next time all we wanted to do is hang out at the pool it depends on what you want to do you are in charge of your own vacation and how you want to do it i just i love them i can't say enough about them oh one last thing before you go if this episode helped you in any way the single best thing you can do to support the show is leaving a rating and review.
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