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And use our code at checkout. And you guys, if you have any questions about the event, the resort, or what to expect, just reach out. I mean, we're here for you. We're happy to help. So once again, TicketForPlay.com forward slash Swinky, the code SWINGERU-VIP. We really want to see you there. Welcome to Swinger University, your horizontal enrichment program. Group projects were never this much fun. Here are your hosts, Ed and Phoebe. Hi everyone, this is Phoebe. And this is Ed. Today we are talking about our second house party after vaccination. Thank you. Hi, everyone. This is Phoebe.
And this is Ed. Today, we are talking about our second house party after vaccination and our first party in the Bay Area. This party was off the hook. Oh, my gosh. This is now the second house we have seen as the ultimate swinger pad. All right. Let's get into it.
it ed how do we find this party well we met a couple through sls and we were kicking with them and they were connected with a bigger network of swingers and we all kind of got roped into this big kick group yeah so we're kicking them separately then we're in the kick group and then all of a sudden we're going to the party and paying for the party ahead of time etc right and we recognize some of the people from local hotel parties and whatever i mean a few sacramento and the bay area it's close enough we get a lot of cross-pollination if you will right right some of these people we hadn't seen in years yeah it was awesome so we were a little unsure about the party because this group was very active on Kik.
They were posting photos of them traveling together to Vegas, to some of the swinger resorts. Right. And a lot of hype. Like, they were all super excited about getting back together. Right.
And for us, it was like meeting them for the first time it was like crashing somebody's high school reunion party yeah right yeah so you know how nervous you are as a spouse going to your you know significant others high school reunion party Yes yeah so we were a little nervous but um you know it's it's all going to turn out we're going to tell you about that the other thing that made us nervous was the the photos oh they made it they were very similar to that other group we were part of called the fun ones where we were posting a lot of sexy photos right um wednesday hump day friday i don't know fuck day thursday titty tuesday titty tuesday every day had a theme yeah so every day everyone's posting and sexy photos all week long so high expectations i'm getting nervous the other couples chatting us up on the side the ones that told us about the party and they're like oh you know we can't wait to play with you this that and the other thing and i'm trying to hold back going we haven't even met you yet i have no idea what you're like in person chatting is fine but i'm not going to set the bar for any kind of expectation because and we don't want to like set them up for disappointment where it's like i don't know we're going to play with you and then we meet them and we're oh we're not gonna play we're not going to play with you.
Yeah, I mean, how are you supposed to know? Like, you don't. You don't know. You can't. Which is why the whole online thing is just kind of dumb. But we relied on our years of experience. Yes.
Did some, you know, meditative exercises and zenned out a little bit and you know what you know we can figure this out it's just a house party we've been through this before we know we know some techniques for getting through new situations yes yes and we had we were feeling also a little vulnerable because this was a new how a venue right we've never been to this house before we'd never been to this area before we weren't familiar and like we said earlier the group was mostly unknown so right right we're a little nervous but anyway we we figured it out yeah so we were talking yeah i mentioned tips for getting through things first tip of this episode always fuck the host i mean you don't have to but i'm sure they appreciate it oh my gosh if and she demanded it yeah she was she was having fun she was she was having fun she was very sassy she was sassy i love her and i did fuck her so you know and you did and i was right behind you and you did it in the swing and it was it was a lot of fun that was sexy yeah she was she was cute yeah it was fun I don't know.
was right behind you and you did it in the swing and it was it was a lot of fun that was sexy yeah she was she was cute yeah it was fun contacts we did a really good job at getting contacts and so did other people i was kind of impressed with their a game for making sure everyone stays connected yeah this whole networking thing like this was like grade a networking right strategies oh yeah like this was a master's class in networking so we brought our hoe cards and you know we always bring our hoe cards to be able to pass them out and we had them ready i couldn't find them in the stupid bag partway through the night it was like the bottomless bag we couldn't find stuff too many condoms are in there yeah something like that we got to use those up um we've also found a downside with hoe cards so like we're a big fan of the hoe cards right because you get your information out there it's really easy for people to contact you but they lose them and it's a one-way communication right you hand your information out and you expect them to yeah and if you get crickets back nobody follows through on their part so here's the new strategy we bought little mini sharpies yes and i'm just i resolved i've i'm sacrificing my body yes i am for people's screen names and they're just gonna write it on my body why because it's gonna stay there while you're fucking and showering and all that other stuff and it's not gonna get lost right because you don't have pockets you don't want to run back to your bag or your purse or whatever to put it there you're gonna forget you're gonna drop it you're gonna get and what couple doesn't want to sign your tits right with their name like right or my ass oh yeah or your thighs or yeah they could say so and so was here right sexy swinger couple was here.
Yeah.
I think maybe on the side of the thigh might be good yeah that way if you know someone's fucking you they're not looking at like another couple's screen name on my boob might be a little they didn't get there first they didn't get the real estate it's like looking at you know a tattoo of joe when you know you're frank right or ed um so the other technique that we figured out um was and i've been using this for a while and that's following up with the guest list after the party now several years ago i actually wrote to sls i contacted them and said look you guys yank the party down like at midnight when the party ends and the next morning when you're going who was that couple that we fucked that we want to find again and the guest list is gone so i wrote them i'm like that's that's silly you should keep it up and they changed it and they changed it so you usually have about 24 hours on sls to see the guest list and to reach out to those couples now there's pros and cons with that not everybody's got good profile pictures right not everybody has pictures or the face photos i just text someone today and that i don't know if this is you or not to be there i have no idea if i actually met them i think so but it's a blonde and a tall guy with a husband i know that's all i know and that's it that's all we got she could have cut her hair i have no idea now but you can peruse the guest list and so like last night i went back to the guest list and found some of the people who we met and reached out to them.
But the other trick we learned, this one's super cool, and there's two parts to this trick. One, you can carry your phone around with you for a while so that you can get other people's contact information. Right. If.
Yeah to follow the rules of the party so the party we were at last night said no no phones out at all right you're going to make a phone call you got to go like on the side of that house yeah or around the corner go hide in a closet or something yeah so go underground that didn't work out so well but at the house party that we're talking about yeah everybody had their phones out some people were taking pictures wasn't that big a deal right um people were being fairly discreet with the pictures of just the crowd that they were with but we were getting contact information right then and there so we were already connected yes through kick or text message or something all that and here's the best part we're going to give this this shout out to the couple that we met we won't use their names but he gave a trick.
Put the pineapple emoji in front of the name of the couple. That way, in your contacts list, you know that they're lifestyle people. So if you get a phone call, you go, oh, and by the way, it announces pineapple. Yes.
So it pineapple yes i was like pineapple ed calling pineapple ed calling so if you have that feature activated it was hilarious so as soon as i got home i did that with all my contacts and it was so funny when when siri announced that you can of course create swinger groups in your phone and i had done that but it's too difficult to manage on the iphone you have to do it on a desktop this is just so much easier yeah and it sorts them all at the bottom at the bottom by the pineapple right so it's pretty dang cool it was pretty slick i don't know why we didn't think of that, but that was awesome.
Hey, you know, you learn something new every day. We can't invent all the tricks. So your connections, again, make sure you're mixing and mingling and pursuing those opportunities.
People that you think you're gelling with or having good conversations with um or want to have an opportunity with right like don't hold back right you got a shot they're at the same place and time as you are go talk to the hot couple like just just do it yes and we did that this time we did we talked to a lot of hot couples we did and you know sometimes the conversation isn't great and the vibe just isn't there for example the couple that hooked us up with the party the vibe just wasn't there the sexy vibe wasn't there yeah we weren't getting the sexy vibe but we're gonna give him another shot another shot absolutely because he's maybe they were nervous a little new one of the parties was a little new to the lifestyle so you know yes a little shy yeah but there's there's always a second chance and we always give people you know second chances sometimes third chances depending on you know how things go right but know when to cut and run so to speak if you know if there's other opportunities i mean it's nice to get to know people and have a conversation and stuff like that but you are there to fuck and meet other people that you gel with so and even if you're having a great conversation sometimes it's important to keep moving through the party because there's other couples that you also want to meet or you promise to talk to some friends right and you get stuck talking with one of your friends and then you don't talk to your other right and then they by the time you get to them they've moved to the playroom you can't find them and then they've they're all fucked out and then they left and you're like what happened what happened i know so it's important to kind of manage your time a little bit look around the room see who's there and you know if if you feel like you're getting a little antsy then you know it's okay to own that move along it's like this strategy the social strategy yeah i get other social parties you don't really think about that but when you're at a swinger party there is strategy strategy.
Yeah. I was saying this just last night. It would be awesome if you could be at three places at the same time. It'd be a little distracting to be having sex in three different places at the same time. But you can't get to everybody. So you've got to be smart with smart with your time right and we would periodically come come together on a little sidebar we have a little huddle and we talk about well uh i'm gelling with this couple but i'm not gelling with that couple i will really want to go talk to this couple, and I'd really like to fuck that couple.
So you have to have these little sidebars and little plans, I guess. Little status updates. Right. Exactly. Because there is a goal. Right. We're goal-oriented people. There aren't expectations, theoretically, but there is a goal. The other fun tip with connections is if a hot, sexy lady walks up to you and wants to rub glitter on you with her boobs, just let her. Yeah, it's important.
Yeah, it's important yeah it's really critical i got glitter boobs i got hands on my boobs i got glitter everyone had glitter everywhere it was awesome as a matter of fact one guy got boob glitter rubbed on his head oh yeah that was funny and then the lady decided to rub her coochie on his head and she ended up with glitterous ah yes and that's that's how the glitterous happened that's right so bald head man went onto the bald head, clit went onto the bald head, transfer. Right. And now there's a new STI called Glitterous. All right. So you've gone around the party.
You've met a bunch of people. At some point, it's time to start playing. Absolutely. Now, at this particular party, people were playing pretty much as soon as we walked in. Oh, man.
For more information, visit www.fema.org at some point it's time to start playing now this particular party people were playing pretty much as soon as we walked in there was there was one lady who was making the rounds i mean literally making the rounds to all the beds with multiple gentlemen it was great we're like oh there she's had it again fantastic it was almost like the entertainment for the night uh some parties have go-go dancers we had the roving bed rockers yeah yeah make it started yeah get get it started our favorite is just make a suggestion to go find out what's going on let's go see what's going on or hey let's go hey i wonder if anybody's in the playroom let's go let's go check out we were gonna go check it out you want to come with us exactly hint hint yeah sure it sounds like a good idea we and then we all like traipse off to the fun room there's nobody in there then you can always make this suggestion wow this bed's really empty we should fix that right oh my god there's clean sheets let's jump on them let's ruin them okay can we talk about october for a second oh my god yeah i've been waiting for this we were invited to be guest speakers for two engagements on a six star crystal cruise ship with 310 lifestyle couples.
And it sails from Montreal to Boston during the peak foliage season. I'm super excited. And honestly, I'm really nervous. Yeah, it's kind of a version of like a swinger TED talk that we're going to have to do. Oh my God, I know. And more importantly, if you know the brand, it's LLV, Luxury Lifestyle Vacations. You may have seen them and they're sexy playmakers with their fun red hats.
This ship, the Crystal Symphony, is classy butler service for every single room michelin rated restaurants full spa clothing optional sensual playrooms like everything theme nights and international dj so it's luxury and nudity oh man this is gonna be. The bottom line is we want you there with us. It's 310 couples. And like all their vacations, they book up fast. They really do. Their vacations are extremely popular. So please come with us.
And in order to find it, all you have to do is go to our swingerlinks.com and look for the llv sensual voyage we hope you'll join us one of the other things that comes up uh frequently at parties because it's a party and that's drinking and we had an incident at this particular party but we've seen this before at parties and that's when you drink your inhibitions are lowered and your awareness and perception of what's going on changes. And sometimes people do things that they shouldn't be doing, like slipping condoms off. So be conscious of your drinking.
Be aware that if you're going to play, drinking too much can be risky. And it was an intentional slip the condom off, go back in, and then claim, oh. It just fell off. It just slipped off. It wasn't, you know, it was an accident.
I've broken condoms before, but I've never had one fall off yeah outside of the vagina i've seen this happen before with this particular guest so and yes be conscious of that look out for each other um and you know if you're that guy don't be that guy it's just not cool respect others and their surroundings the cleanliness of the home condoms on the floor pick them up put them in the trash towels most everyone has everything specifically laid out and labeled right but so you know yeah and try and be conscientious this is somebody else's house We'll see you next time.
specifically laid out and labeled right but so you know yeah and try and be conscientious this is somebody else's house they've invited you in they're throwing a big party for you yeah and you know i know i take care it it is a bit challenging i agree when you're having fun and you're you're inebriated and you're like we and you're you're not thinking about oh i really need to put you know something in the trash you you're also kind of forgetful and you forget where you've laid things down so yeah in the heat of the moment yeah you're like swapping condoms or getting lube or all that kind of stuff.
Right, so, you know. And things spill. You do your best and all that good stuff. But this bedroom, oh, my God. All right, so we need to talk about this bedroom, this playroom. So the house was massive. It was two stories, right? Yeah. And a pool in the back. And they have a bar and they had a sex wing type apparatus in the backyard yeah yeah and beds around the pool in the backyard and the party started it too so this was like in daylight neighbors i guess just didn't really care and the beds had didn't they have canopies over them? So you couldn't really see?
Some canopies over some, like the massage table had kind of like a canopy over it. Oh, the massage table, too. But there were umbrellas and high fences and shrubberies. It was fascinating to me that none of the neighbors were looky-looing.
Like all their blinds were closed, shuttered closed closed and i'm dying to know if they had a conversation with their neighbors or maybe if their neighbors were actually swingers and were at the party that'd be that'd be awesome i wish our neighbors were so the backyard was just awesome she had food inside she had some catering brought in she had some of her own alcohol you could bring your own she had a lot of mixers all that great stuff like i said everything was labeled beds in the living room beds upstairs showers upstairs so you can clean a lot of people took advantage of the showers but the master bedroom dun yeah amazing lights i don't were they black lights or just glowy lights i think they were leds they had like strip lights all over an entire wall of mirrors and they were they were framed yeah they were so cool looking big wide five six inch frames around each floor to ceiling mirror and these rectangular framed mirrors i don't know how many date 10 of them eight probably well it was it was like a 15 foot wall of mirrors on one side so cool and lights all around so they're like glowing from behind and you could see everything sex swing was up there a bed this massive ottoman people everywhere lots of places and things to see god it was so much fun yeah it was so much fun wait are we not talking any more about that no oh we can talk about it more oh i really want i really want to talk about you fucking the host in this swing and how i was behind cover that did we yeah i keep dreaming about that that was so nice that was fun it's like i have a penis it's like i have your penis I'm fucking her.
I just need to get a strap on. That's all I need. I just need to do it because. Because you enjoy it. I enjoy being behind you and seeing that view. It's really amazing. I like the view too. Oh. It's a good view. Oh, okay. We had a lot of fun in that room. We did have a lot of fun. There was a lot of swapping people and big puppy pile at the end. Different positions, different parts of the bed, different times. Oh, and I had a burst. You did have several firsts at that point.
So it worked it was a little it it's hard to kind of feel the sensation but it seemed like for briefly one moment it was purposeful i had two penises in my vagina yes but because of the configuration and the slipperiness it you know it's fleeting sometimes it's fleeting then it went from pussy in the vagina i'm sorry not a pussy in the vagina sorry that would be fun a penis in the vagina and a penis in my ass yeah so i was having a good time doing that and so then ed i was like where's ed where's ed and i was standing right there yeah in front of your face and i said get over here i need to be air tight and there we had it dun so it was actually a lot of fun a lot of fun dvp dp and then tp and a shower afterwards and a shower yeah that was fun it was fun and then i was showering with another guy at one point i couldn't find phoebe i'm looking around i'm like i have no idea where she is community i'm looking around and i and i hear the water running in the shower and i'm like that sounds like phoebe's voice when you got to get clean you got to get clean so she's she's.
So I knocked, and then there were three people in the shower. Then there were three people in the shower. It was fun. That was so much fun. People were so nice. So nice. Oh, so sexy.
We had some other realizations with that party, or at least in the days afterwards as we were thinking about it and that's the the different play styles of public versus private and kind of the pros and cons of each of those especially in like a house party situation where public in other words like the big orgy bed or the the bed out in the backyard you know it's a little more casual there's there's less expectations it seems and it's obviously less intimate because everybody's there but if you're in a private room with one other couple it's it's like you're committed to it and so it's it's pretty intimate and it can be good yeah be a lot of fun but it can also be a little like i said it's a commitment so if it's not a good experience or something's not going very well you're kind of committed to it because it's kind of hard to bail right but we have had those experiences where they have been really great oh yeah in a private room and we've had experiences that weren't so great in a private room and we were able to gently excuse ourselves from the room your playtime just gets cut short right um you gracefully you know thank and acknowledge the interaction that you had and you you just cut it short because stuff happens right the connection isn't there people aren't feeling the vibe someone changes their mind they thought they were okay but then they weren't and you know so you just you got to roll with the punches yeah and you know as they say be honest with yourself and with your partners so that you're not committing to something that you're not comfortable with so right you know consent can be given or taken at any point so right right take care of yourself right but i tend to like the public because it does feel less I guess you know less less risky in the sense that i guess you know less less risky in the sense that you've got options you've got yeah you know flexibility right because not at depending on the party you may not have another opportunity to go find the other couple that you wanted to play with because they've already left or they are in another private room right or there's not a private room available or a bed available so when you or the opportunity to drag somebody else onto the bed when they walk by.
I mean, there's lots of things that open. Right. So if you're looking for more opportunities, have more fun experiences, it tends to be the group play for us. Now, you have to be comfortable with that. You've got to be a bit of an exhibitionist because people, you know, tend to draw a crowd yeah which of course we hate um but to to each their own oh my god so much fun so much fun as always you will need to put yourself out there and be at ease with nothing happening we can't tell you how many times we think the party is going to be a bust and then bam, the freak is on.
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