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We have to talk about something we've been genuinely excited about for months, and our patrons actually got a preview of this already. Jamaica! Yes, we are going back, and actually, we have a great offer for you guys. Yeah, it's Swingcation. It's October 11th through the 18th at Hedonism 2. And if you don't know what Swingcation is, it's pretty easy. Swinger plus kink plus vacation. It's a hosted group with real structure, workshops, lectures, real conversations with experts who are passionate about bringing and bridging that gap between the swinger world and the kink world.
And we're not just going as attendees. we're going as featured presenters, which is exciting. We'll be leading sessions. So if you come, we actually get to hang out with you. Which brings up something we should mention. When you use our code, yes, we got a code, you're not just getting a discount, you're getting the signature swing experience, which means $100 off per person, up to $200 per room, but it also means that we make time for you. An exclusive breakfast, lunch, cocktail hour, or one-hour and one time with us directly, plus more surprise benefits.
Here's something that's really unique. You could actually contribute by hosting a discussion or running a Skillshare. I know it's scary, but if you have something that you want to contribute, that's a big part of why this event is so special. Everyone there has something to bring to the table. All right, details. If you book before April 25th, you save $400. Plus, they gave us that special code that gets you an additional $200, and the special code is SWINGERU-VIP. So book through TicketForPlay.com forward slash Swinkie. That's T-I-C-K-E-T, the number four, play.com forward slash S-W-I-N-K-Y.
And use our code at checkout. And you guys, if you have any questions about the event, the resort, or what to expect, just reach out. I mean, we're here for you. We're happy to help. So once again, TicketForPlay.com forward slash Swinky, the code SwingerU-VIP. We really want to see you there. Phoebe and I went to an estate party. Missed the candy orgy. But did end up having a Sixam makeout session in the elevator. Welcome to Swinger University, your horizontal enrichment program, bringing you an educational podcast about swinging. Here are your hosts, Ed and Phoebe.
So, Saturday night, we had a pre-cruise party.
Yes, we had a pre-cruise party with sapphic swingers, average swingers, two hot wives, and ten of their closest couple friends oh my god those crazy girls yeah they they're wild um we keep running into them on the november cruise because i think this is this is their their home base and everybody on the cruise ship knows them they can't go more than 20 feet before they get stopped and interrupted and it's it's freaking hilarious and they're they're amazing people so right which is why we wanted to go to their party because we really wanted some time to chat with them because they're so popular that you you just can't not be they can't be interrupted a conversation is always interrupted on the cruise right exactly what you said right so we go we get actually I don't know.
be they can't be interrupted a conversation is always interrupted on the cruise right exactly what you said right so we go we get actually we we get to the estate the estate yeah we took an uber over there and we were just in shock because this thing was this estate was huge it it's just a house like it wasn't some mini mansion it was a collection of like mid-century modern bungalows all kind of linked together through walkways and lawn areas and a pool and a hot tub and a fire pit area and there were ducks walking around it was all of it insane it was it was amazing and it's an airbnb yeah so like you too could stay there um we took a photo did we did we take a photo yeah she took a photo i'm like it's super cool anyway so we hung out we had some drinks um actually we didn't drink because we'd already been drinking the earlier part of the evening uh at the bar where we were staying and with some friends who we also went out to dinner with sorry to interrupt but i was i went uh with the whole photo thing because you swingers, we try to keep things private and, you know, a little bit on the down low.
So I took the photo for my own personal use. Right. I won't be posting it anywhere because I don't know the owners. I didn't rent the Airbnb, but I had to have a good memory. So I took a photo. Right, right. Good disclaimer. Yes. Photos at Swingers events, not usually good. Don't be posting that. So the unfortunate thing is we came home and later through messages, we found out that things got crazier after we left. And there were a bunch of other podcasters who'd left earlier in the evening.
were all tired from traveling they were not they'd been there since like friday and so they were just this was just like the prelude to the cruise um and they ended up having like a 10 woman candy orgy right so you've seen the photos of the women laid out on the table with you know know, the sushi laid on them. Well, this was candy because candy is sweeter. And it was late, so, you know, more of a dessert thing. Yeah, they said they had a great time. They said it was all the fun. They did. Sunday morning, we had an erotic photo session, which was super sexy and super hot. Right.
Got some great photos. Yeah, we were packing. Yes. And one thing led to another. We'll leave it at that for now. Sunday then later, we board the ship and we get on. We decorate our door.
If you haven't heard our previous podcasts everyone decorates the door most everyone does and so we had show them free magnets that we're giving away and we decorate oh my goodness decorate we decorated our door with those our swinger university poster pictures of our faces now yeah because we're out you can you can see these yeah which is cool yes uh and what's oh they the the cruise gives you a whiteboard and a marker so that people can leave you messages we already brought our own sticky notes and a pen so we have all that on our door we'll post a photo yeah and if you're on the cruise and you're watching this don't know if you have the internet package or not swing by pick up your magnet write us a note on our door I don't know if you have the internet package or not, swing by, pick up your magnet, write us a note on our door, as nasty as you want to be, because it's for us.
And, yeah, and just say hi. We love meeting you guys, and so if you see us on the ship, definitely come up and say hi.
And have not been drinking yet today this is just my normal natural no that's next uh after we finish recording this we're gonna go start drinking classes so if you're interested in any of the classes read ahead of time you'll get a bunch of emails and stuff before the cruise the classes fill up quick so as soon as you get on the boat go to the help desk and sign up for the classes right we were interested in two classes one was pleasuring the pearl and one is pleasuring the penis but there's also other classes like the yawning massage tantric and a whole host of other ones these are paid classes um ranging anywhere from 50 to 100 and 100 maybe 150 I'm not sure of all the prices.
But the particular ones that we signed up for were $50 if you want to share a bed. Of course. Because these classes frequently are hands-on. Yeah, these two in particular that we wanted to do were hands-on demonstrations. So pearls and penises in hands. Right, and if you don't want to share a bed, that's perfectly fine, too. You just pay an extra 50 bucks. For this class, it was $100 for your own private bed, which is fine, too, and that's nice. Because they have limited space, that's why they charge more for the other bed, because you're getting a solo.
Yeah, you're getting your own private experience. So while we're standing in line. Right, because when you board a cruise ship, there's a muster station. So this isn't in the case of an emergency. Our muster station was right next to the sign-up.
So we walked 15 feet, hit the booth, and while we're in line we met the thoughts and perspective podcasters which was super cool and perspective yes they were literally i don't know 20 minutes they live 20 minutes away from right yeah so another west coast podcaster where we have tentative plans at some point to to connect them, have conversations, a drink. Who knows? We'll actually share a bed. We'll actually share a bed. We'll see. Yes. So that was exciting. And what else? Oh, then we went to the Martini Bar. Right. Oh, my God. Martini Bar. So good. Everyone was there.
Well, not everyone, but it was very crowded. It was a very popular spot. Yes. So many people came up to us because of the t-shirts that we're wearing. Swinger University t-shirts. Yeah. Either they knew about the podcast or they hadn't heard about the podcast. I had a bunch of questions. You ran into a couple that was here on their first cruise. Yeah.
We've been referring to them as the first cruise couple and super cute couple really nice uh thanked us for our episodes thanked us for you know all the helpful information that really kind of got them started and prepared them which was exactly what we did it do this whole thing for is to to help people get in get through succeed and um we've run into them a couple times since then and just just the nicest nicest people yes it was so nice to hear their story we also met uh a nurse who has a lot of experience in hrt hormone replacement therapy yes and he was a wealth of knowledge i shared some experiences with him because i am also going through that and he just validated all the horrible experiences that i had had and i was like oh my god I can't wait to interview you.
So we were hoping, uh, that he and his wife will do an interview with us on our podcast because we have about three episodes that we're going to be doing and sharing with you guys on hormone replacement therapy, the value of it and how it can help and, um, really assist, um, with your overall just general health and sexual well-being, whether you're a swinger or not. Right. So super excited for that. Yeah. We also met another person in the medical field. This is a doctor, Dr. Valerie. And she's a sexologist. And she was, is, I think she gave it today, the yawning class. Thank you.
dr valerie and she's a sexologist and she was is i think she gave it today the yawning class and um i haven't taken that class but she was just a pleasure to meet and we're hoping to maybe do an interview with her also right so we're basically sitting in the martini bar people are coming up to us totally at random you know we're ourselves, which is one of the first things that we teach when we talk to new swingers, and that is get over your shyness. Just go up and talk to people. Swingers are nice people. They actually want to meet new people. That's the whole game. And they were doing it.
People were doing doing that coming up to us and having conversations with us and we made so many potential interview connections and lifestyle connections so it's great like things are just falling into place for a bunch of great content for you guys which is super cool and totally serendipitous because we are literally writing out the outlines for the hrt episode so this was perfect freaking amazing i will say i think some people were approaching us because of the shirts because the logo is so big and the obvious but there were other people on the cruise that were wearing really interesting shirts that were conversation starters right so if you're a little bit shy or introvert try wearing a shirt that inspires a contra you know conversation or a comment because uh what was it sapphic swingers had a shirt on that said we f shit up we.
We're here to F shit up. Right. That's their kind of their mantra. Yeah. Their philosophy about life. People were laughing at their shirt and then making comments on it. And there's another guy wearing some other kind of cool shirt, some random guy walking by, and it was a fabulous shirt. Yeah, which is all the more reason to get an interesting shirt.
The standard two pineapples having sex shirts or the upside down pineapple everybody has those shirts and try to find something unique yeah find us try and find something unique maybe a swinger university shirt but there you go uh something to to kind of break the ice and get people to to start talking to you so then it was dinner time. And a little bit of a nap. A little bit of a nap. Resting the feet because we were going to be on our feet again. Right, because I was on my feet all day already. Even though I was in sneakers, my feet were tired. We rallied. We had some coffee.
We were back out at 11. And it was color night. So it was basically birthstone color night. So dress in your color of birthstone i didn't have a green dress so i just decided to pull something out of my sweater closet which was orange right is not a birthstone but i didn't really care because i rocked the color orange and i co-opted somebody else's birthstone because i didn't want to wear all white. So, there you go. There you go. Everyone was dressed amazing. A lot of sparkly greens and diamonds and red. Oh, and a few women with nothing but this pearl-like bodice. Yes. Just completely open.
Just strings of pearls draped over her shoulders and over her... What are these things in the front? Oh, I don't know. Anyway, something. Thank you. and just strings of pearls draped over her shoulders and over her... What are these things in the front? Oh, I don't know. Anyway, something. Fantastic outfit. We saw her a couple times later in the buffet, and every time we saw her, we were like, my God.
First, the confidence to be able to strut around in thigh-high boots and just pearls and pasties girl work it it was it was amazing it was the ultimate pearl necklace yes yes so she rocked that that was pretty amazing and then uh what else what else was we were dancing um we went out dancing yeah 11 to. Yeah. We kind of bopped between two of the different clubs. One of them was a little smaller. It was a little harder to dance. The other one was more open. There was more seating. There was a bigger bar. It wasn't as dark and kind of mysterious. Mysterious. Although it was pretty dark.
It was a little creepy dark. Yeah, the bartenders were actually using their phone lights to be able to figure out drinks and stuff. So that was pretty funny. Probably need to work on that for them. And we also ran into Bella and Jace in the 4-Hour Play podcast at the ball. We hadn't seen them all day. They'd seen us, but it's kind of a zoo when you come onto the ship the first four hours and we we ran into them and because we both recently had a controversial episode happen um with both of us we kind of commiserated compared stories um car crash crash incidents.
Anyway, it was comforting, and we felt a little bad about how controversial we thought ours was in comparison to what they went through, and holy crap, not even comparable in many respects.
And yeah, we're still processing all of that, and'll continue to process some of that and we'll we'll go from there yeah i mean at least we didn't have threats um right they had some threats and theirs theirs was um yeah we were just just say it was very the pictures that they showed us were very telling yes shocking yeah a lot of people but the place there you go and that's where we're gonna leave that because i don't need any more stress this week um right we're on vacation we're on vacation um and and to to kind of round out the evening um what what did we where did we end up well we're on our way back to the room this is what i love about the cruise you know like it's just random happenings right people are just forced together so you're in an elevator some sexy people get on the elevator we're like hi how's your night oh our night's great oh oh what's your name love your dress love your dress oh like this compliments compliments little like huggy huggy kissy kissy all of a sudden four-way make it oh sorry six-way make out session in the elevator doors coming closing opening people are like oh hi can we join in or they're like oh excuse me we'll let you continue so there you go some of the joys of the cruise yeah it was very hot and steamy and we'll uh we'll just leave it at that for now yeah and we do this on all of our recap episodes we kind of talk about that what's coming up tonight so tonight's theme the theme that shall not be named we will never we will never speak the name of this theme um because it's completely inappropriate and very just not even retro it's backwards it's a weird theme and we've never liked it don't like it it's a terrible theme idea so we will be dressing for that to a degree i mean we've got some sexy nightclub wear kind of stuff and we'll give you our recap tomorrow we will talk a little bit more about the controversial theme and some of the things that were involved with that and the the challenges of of being public being public faces having a public forum where we speak our thoughts and our opinions and kind of the rich oh one last thing before you go If this episode helped you in any way, the single best thing you can do to support the show is leaving a rating and review.
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