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There were two nights to New Year's Eve. So fun. First night was new year's eve it was friday night yeah and then the second night was new year's day which was saturday and that was a pajama party same hotel that allures does their fabulous hotel takeovers at. And for New Year's, they usually book two wings of the hotel. I say hotel takeover. This hotel is massive. It's like the space station.
It has like five arms off of it and three stories tall on each arm and so we took up two whole wings probably six stories total of all these rooms so you know you've got six to a thousand six 800 to a thousand people there was a little smaller crowd this year yeah because of covid which, you you know i understand she did have people provide their vaccine status when they checked in so that helped but you know a lot of people were still staying home but anyway still a lot of people hundreds and hundreds of people i think probably a good 600. Yeah. And this hotel is fairly large.
And some of the couple things that we'll mention about the hotel, and then we're just going to move on because we don't need to talk about the hotel too much. I know. But one, it was fucking cold walking through the whole house. Oh, my God.
It was like walking outside it it was literally like there were no walls and you were outside the halls were that cold you had to wear a jacket yeah i the the first night i was okay because i had enough clothing on but the second night i was in pjs and holy crap my nipples were frozen hard it was ridiculous and i was i'm like now you know what it's like for a woman yeah and we have heard good news that they are starting the remodeling process on this hotel which is great because we've needed it for a decade oh my god yeah so we'll cross our fingers knock on wood whatever we you need to do for a hotel remodel but yeah um supposedly they're doing that and we've seen a little bit of evidence that they're actually doing some some remodeling so hey right hopefully hopefully next year it'll be nicer year after or the year after there'll be yeah a little bit of an improvement so here we go so briday night friday night we get to the hotel we get unpacked we start making connections they're reaching out we're texting people we're kicking them or doing all this stuff where you at what room you are you have checked in yet this that the thing?
What do you have to go in for dinner plans? Blah. So we connect with our red couple and their group, and we all decide to go to dinner. Yeah, we're going to get a little dinner beforehand. You've got to have your energy up for the party. Right.
I didn't think we were going to be very successful finding dinner anywhere on new years but we did yeah we ended up at a nice place and it was good dinner we had some great conversation with some some new people people we had before they brought some new friends and uh one of them is a sex therapist and we talked to her for a little bit she was It was a great, very sexy conversation.
We had a good time um meeting her and a new new person yes oh my goodness it was yes fun i know super excited for her and it was it was a it was a fun start for the evening because we had some good, sexy conversation with people before the party had even started. It wasn't even a pre-party. This was like dinner before the pre-party kind of. Yes. It was great. I know. It was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun to make those connections and start flirting and having lots of sexy conversation. Then let's see. We went to two pre-parties before the main event.
The first one was with hanging out with the red couple because we'd had dinner with them. We went and had a drink with them also and stopped by their room but then on the way back we were introduced through some other friends our sexy sonoma friends they had friends in town who were in that same area as they are and turns out they were our next door neighbors so literally two rooms next to us this, this other couple, they had a red room and a blue room. They had the lights set up in their room.
Super sexy couples, really nice, hung out over there for, you know, five, 10 minutes, had some good conversation, 20 minutes maybe, and got to meet them, which was super cool. And we we i think we then we like once we were done uh up there chatting with them i think we just headed downstairs yeah we were anxious to get down to the party right so we there was lots of socializing obviously work in the room. We, we never sit at these parties cause you, you can't, you can't stay still. You can't put your butt down at a table. I mean, you, you can, but we don't recommend it. No.
Cause, cause then you're just stuck. Yeah.
And you're, you're obviously not engaging with people except for the ones that are at your table if you're even sitting at a table with other people right so get off your butt walk around the room yeah yeah introduce yourself to the sexy people yeah because that's how you make connections that's how you make things happen you have to be up and actively engaged i i can't sit i have to be moving constantly oh yeah moving there were some awkward moments um you know you're forgetting people's names and no one ever feels bad about that everybody like just gets it because there's so many people and everyone owns up to it and they're like oh so sorry i'm like oh yeah i totally get me too hot so um there um i i i do feel though i should get better at it and i know why i'm i'm not because when i anchor someone's to them, I anchor it to where I first met them, what they were wearing, the event, the situation.
Yes. And when I see them in a different situation with a lot of stimulation, there's a lot of different stimulation, there's the costume changes.
They, they change the color of their hair because it's a, it's a costume a lot of things you're at a lot of events and social settings you're at people are in costume and they'll change and so they look very different and then i i just i'm gone i'm like who are you betsy jane no george uh i don't know and then i feel bad so i have some challenges because the anchor is gone yeah and i do my best because i i tend to remember people's faces i'm a i'm a visual learner and so i remember faces but even then remembering names to go with those faces not great like well and i'm i get i'm overstimulated all night long because that's just what happens for me i'm i'm so visual that i'm constantly just overstimulated all night long so it's really hard for me to i'm like squirrel which is probably why i can't sit down i'm just like moving yeah and then people of course like throw us for a loop where the couple arrives but it's not the same couple it's a different couple in other words they've split and one of the partners is with a new partner which of course starts the whole thing all over scratch because that connection is different yes so yes like i said you start all over yes so we did we met a gentleman who we've played with before with his previous partner i know it was But, you know, I never forgot his name probably because it was the first couple that was like truly dtf oh yeah basically walk in the door throw your keys in the bowl kind of yeah i mean you could tell they were they felt like they needed to provide water and some snacks on the on the table social thing to do kitchen but they really didn't want to because they really wanted to just run to the bedroom and fuck and i was like whoa and so us being so new we were like what is this how it's always gonna be we're like wow these people wow, these people are like, they're just fast, bam.
And so I always remembered them. Oh yeah, they definitely. And they reached out to us several times when we were new and it was just so, so fast. We were so new and I was like, uh, no. And now they're not together anymore. They're, they've moved on from one another and found other pastures to graze in. Let's see. Oh, and then there were some other past play couples there, which was nice to see them. They, I think, made it more awkward than anything. Yeah, there was something off with that. The guy was super nice. He's like, hey, and he came up to me and said hi.
And then I was like, wait, where's your woman? And then she's just sitting there. And I'm like, oh. Yeah, something was going on. We're not sure exactly what happened. I couldn't tell if she was just distracted by conversation. But then as the night progressed, she just sat there.
So I was like, oh,'t know we did something we don't know what no i don't think we did anything it was just i you know i never write people off it's just i just assume that something's going on with them yeah something happened that they weren't comfortable with that some sort of dynamic and then we didn't work out for them and that's the way that's okay that's just maybe that's just the way it happens she didn't like you or he didn't like me or vice versa and they decided nope that's not the couple for us anywhere it happens check right yeah and then uh one of our other friends were there um they they had had a little too much fun that night and so they were a little extra baked but he does this it's a couple that we played with in our area before we really liked them they've had a house party we've been to but he liked pot and but when he gets on pot he's so mellow and he stops engaging so i like i love him but then you look at him and you try to have a conversation he's just like and you're like wait dude i would really like to play with you tonight but you're not giving me anything you're not like hello wave my hand in front of your eyes are you hello are you awake yeah and i can't get the connection going so i'm like oh oh that's not gonna happen it is disappointing yeah it does it kind of kind of takes some of the spark out of it well yeah i mean you're not fun i mean if you're half gone right like what there's no fun in that i like yeah we like having some fun be engaged so didn't get to play with them because he was baked so that was kind of a bummer but that's okay we danced and we met some new people oh my god super sexy people oh my goodness very fun great conversation with them uh a fair amount of flirting going on oh yeah but that ended up not happening we got a number we tried to steal the way from this other group and we tried we tried and we gave them the room number and all the contact information and it just and they programmed their phone into my phone and i'd left them messages but it was either the wrong number or something because that ended up not nothing happened no response so right we think she actually put the wrong number in yeah which you know so it's a good thing you didn't send no maybe yeah i don't know maybe you should send a naked photo yes but she oh my god so she was and i were dancing on the dance floor oh my lord that girl's ass she was twerking on me so i had this dress very it was just lace basically from top to bottom and it was short and there was pasties on underneath because I had that pasties but no underwear so it was basically just a dress and me being naked well she started twerking on me I could feel well and her dress wrote up because no one in the dance floor had any underwear on and so her i'm looking down oh my god i was in heaven her round ass i mean my goodness the view that you men have her round ass is twerking on my pussy and it's just going up and down and it's making this motion and it's super soft.
I'm rubbing her butt and she is bumping a bit against my mound. And all of a sudden I'm like, I'm getting really wet and I'm getting really horny. And I wish I had a cock right now that I could just shove inside her because this is so I'm like, we need to go fuck right now. And I was so turned on by her.
I was like, oh, my God, this is amazing i'm like we need to go fuck right now and i was so turned on by her i was like oh my god this is amazing and then when it didn't happen i was like no that's when we gave him the contact information and we were all like it's gonna go yeah and then it didn't so i really hope we run into them again because she was super sexy yeah and her husband was cute too he was he was a good looking guy he was oh yes and so nice the two of them very nice i know i know i'm just gushing over them it was so but anyway that so if you know who we are and you're listening to this podcast you put your number in wrong reach out to us it's you because we really would like to connect with you because that would have been a good time yeah uh-huh so our sexy sonoma couple was there again yeah we always have a good time with them we do we do and i was bummed because we we got in this situation later i'll tell you um when i didn't get to play with him and I was so bummed.
So Mr. Sonoma was wearing this white suit. Yes. With no shirt on. He had a white suit with a white vest and he has a very nice hairy chest. And I just kept rubbing his chest all night long. Oh, my God. Mr oh my god it felt so good of course he loved it he just stood there you know he took it he hated it i know he just hated it and so every time i saw him i just like stop and i pet so anyway they were there yes and and mrs sonoma and were dancing a fair amount. And we got in trouble on the dance floor because one of the chaperones was convinced that I was doing something inappropriate.
But I was trying to pull her dress down because it kept riding. Right.
So I was fixing the dress, not lifting the dress that happened later but yeah magically her top kept popping open oh yes right lots of she's really good with that yeah very very sexy yes very sexy so the balloons drop new year's happens not the highlight of the night no any stretch no no but yes new year's eve actually did occur at midnight and the balls dropped so to speak so we go back to the rooms to party because we aren't in the playroom designated playrooms at the part that the you know the host puts on for these parties anymore for some reason we're always in everyone else's rooms yes we we have we have now graduated i don't know uh we we just don't do the parties we don't do the playrooms anymore we just go straight back to the parties and it's just so much fun It's different dynamic.
You can talk and you can eat, you can drink and there's music and lights. So many things. And it's not random people. It's like very specific people. These are people who you've made connections with. So it's a more intimate, connected party. Exactly. Yes. So we wind up in the red couple's room. Because they're sexy. And we had like three parties we could have ended up in. And we were like, okay, well, yeah, let's go there. Let's go there. And there was, oh, my gosh, about 20, maybe 25 people in that room.
There were a lot of people in that room it was there was a crowd and they left their door open so people just kept coming and that's part of the reason why they got this so here's the the part i was like kind of giving you insight to so mr sexy sonoma in his white suit that i really wanted to have sex with was in the room with us. Right. But it was too many people in there. It was it was too and too many people that I didn't know. So I felt less intimate and more. I felt more exposed.
So I wasn't very comfortable because there were some people in there that i played with before that i wasn't interested in playing with and so i was a little uh afraid of taking my clothes off for a little bit of fear that that other person might just think oh you know open invitation right and then like i said just a lot of unfamiliar faces it was a little i felt a little too exposed a lot of people yeah as much as i love a big orgy right that sweet spot for me is about 10 yes 8 to 10 right okay so ed of course and mrs sonoma of course because those two, oh, my God, big exhibitionists.
They're like, rip off the clothes, but boom, they start the whole thing. Yeah. 25 people in the room. They're like fucking on the bed, doo, in their own little world, doing their thing. Everyone's watching them, having a good time. I'm kicked back on some luggage on the floor. Mr. Sonoma's off in the corner getting a blowjob from somebody else.
Other are i don't know what they're doing watching lots of watching yeah i'm watching you because it was fucking hot i didn't even realize that we were the only people playing in the room until most of the way through it and then all of a sudden i kind of looked around and everyone in the room was watching and i was like oh oh i guess we're putting on a show you are putting on a show and neither one of us gave a shit no no you didn't we were you were in it both of you super focused i love that too i love that about you guys it was pretty hot i i enjoy having sex with her it's she's very fun she's very sexy she's a lot of fun yes she's great so it was you had a question for me about you know watching yeah because that was different.
We don't usually play like that. I like to participate in some way. Usually I am on the bed touching, or I'm right there watching, but I was kind of off on the side and I was just chilling and I was very comfortable with that.
And that was probably because we because we we know them we've played with them before several times we engage with them we talk you know we've you know we've known them for a couple years so it was just very comfortable so i don't know i didn't have a problem with it yeah and and it was that was a very interesting dynamic for us because it was almost solo play but not right um which was kind of fun kind of exciting so at some point someone decides to close the door because it just got too distracting in there people kept coming in and they leave and they come in and in, and there was too much talking, and there wasn't enough playing.
Right. Right? Let's get to business people. Yeah. So other people were kind of feeling that same thing I was feeling. It was just, you know. Too many watching, not enough playing. Yeah. So they kicked some people out and closed the door. And that was much better. Much, much better for me. Half as many people at this point. Yeah. So we, now I'm comfortable and now I'm starting to get undressed and I'm starting to play. But some of our friends that I wanted to play with left. I think the Sonoma couple left. They did, yeah.
So we didn't get, I didn't get to play with left i think the sonoma couple left they did yeah yeah um so we didn't get i didn't get to play um and then you got to play with a couple different women yeah at that point yeah um i got to play with the the red couple yes mrs mrs red and i got to play with a sex therapist which was which was fun and interesting and that was that was kind of in it interesting from the standpoint that i'd had a conversation with her at dinner that was very sexy and it was kind of fun to like actually have sex with her yeah and kind of make that connection so that was fun yeah who did i play who did i play with you were you were playing with mr red oh i was playing oh yes i remember the blowjob i was giving him that was nice that was that looked like you were having good time i really like giving blowjobs.
I also remember the sex. But I am mixing Halloween with New Year's because they're both very good experiences. So they're blurring a little. Yeah. Yeah, too much sex, obviously. Too much good sex. Too much good sex and it's just, mm, mm. Just all blends together, you know. It's just all one big happy memory. So we stayed in the room for a while. We played for a little while. And then we weeded some people out. We avoided playing with one of the couples that was in there because we have had a bad experience with them.
And we just don't want to play with them anymore right um so they eventually left and it was down to a much smaller group so it was just us and the red couple right well. Well, we had, I think after we kicked most people out, we patrolled the halls for another party. We're like, let's go find another orgy somewhere. Let's find some more fun. Yeah. Because our party was done. We were like, let's go find another party. Yeah. Because that sounded. Super fun. Super fun.
So we were up and down the hall oh my god i remember bouncing into one of these rooms and um hi i bounced in i said hello i took a look around it didn't really wasn't anything going on i'm like okay nobody was naked nobody was having fun i'm like bye bye see you later the red couple was like what what are you doing i'm like come on let's go like we're looking for fun we got some we got some places to go but we didn't end up finding other any other parties no um we were even put our putting our ears up to the door and i was gonna knock yeah i was being bold we didn't find very many there was there were a couple rooms that where we heard some activity but their their doors were closed and so we didn't i didn't otherwise i would have knocked you should have told me yeah well it's it's a mixed bag when you can't peek into the room you don't know where you're gonna what you're gonna end up with right yes that's true it's a little risky but it we have had some great experiences yes doing that kind of thing before but that's okay because the red couple and us went back to our room and we played till 4 30 in the morning as we always do yes and we destroyed both beds yes even with pads down yes we still ended up um note to self bring take our advice and bring okay can we talk about october for a second oh my god yeah i've been waiting for this we were invited to be guest speakers for two engagements on a six-star crystal cruise ship with 310 lifestyle couples and it sails from montreal to boston during the peak foliage season i'm super excited and honestly i'm really nervous yeah it's kind of a version of like a swinger ted talk that we're gonna have to do oh my god i know and more importantly if you know the brand it's llv luxury lifestyle vacations you may have seen them and they're sexy playmakers with their fun red hats.
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a stadium blanket yes or or a sex blanket if you have one of those but the waterproof stadium blankets make a great accessory for uh yeah wet fun and hotel parties so i made ed go down to the front lobby blanket right which was fine and it was perfect when we went to bed oh but you know what we did fun and new that night i had i had mr red i have forgotten until earlier today you tried something new that night oh i forgot that part too okay so the first part i tried this new vibrator oh yes right and that was kind of fun it was it was a little distracting though because trying to navigate the buttons and the right speeds and and trying to figure that out for the first time was was a little uh distracting right and so it kind of got in the way the wrong buttons it got in the way of play but it was fun because it goes around him and it goes around me it goes around the whole vulva area and then it wraps around his penis and so it was funny when he pulled out it was like stuck on his penis and it was hilarious and his wife was laughing and we're like ah but um he liked it he said it felt really good i i liked it too i just i just need to figure out the buttons We'll see you next time.
hilarious and his wife was laughing and we're like ah but um he liked it he said it felt really good i i liked it too i just i just need to figure out the buttons right and the which setting i like yeah yeah so we need a little play time to get used to it right and then so mrs red is like something new something new or maybe i was something new something new she'd inspired us from our last she did with her so she's like all right do dp and i'm like oh i can't do that she goes yes you can she goes it's a little ouch at first but then it's ah that's how she described it i'm pretty sure and so i'm like oh no and she's like trust me you'll like it and so mr red is on the bottom right and you were on top yep so you're both trying to shove your large dicks inside my vagina and i'm like this is not gonna work and and at some point you know there was a oh that's a little pinchy but then there was a little bit of a awe feeling and i remember looking over at mrs red and i go oh i think i like this and she's like see see and so but we didn't get all the way in it was it was mostly there but it was very short-lived because it's hard to coordinate yes all of that stuff going on in the same spot.
You get pushed out. It's slippery. And yeah. Yeah. It takes a fair amount of work and effort to get that working. But it was fun. That was so fun. Oh, my God. Our second DVP. Yes. Something new. It's the same couple. Something fun and new.
I love experimenting with with them they're so exciting yeah we we've had a great time both times that we've we've hung out with yeah they're the kind of couple that you have a list with and you're like you know i really want to try this i would really like to have this type of experience or see what this kind of exploration in my sex life, you know, will take me with my partner and with them. And you can you can really start to expand your your sexuality and your experience with a couple like that. And we we almost had a couple like that. We did have a couple like that.
And then their dynamic broke a little bit between the two of them. And so then they weren't swinging anymore. And I was super sad because I had a list going of things I really wanted to try and experiment and explore. And I couldn't because they broke. And this is one of the aspects about swinging that really, it's a unique opportunity. There are certain things that two people in a bedroom can do, but there's only certain things that two people in a bedroom can do.
There are things that four people in a bedroom or three people in a bedroom can do yeah that that open up other types of sexual interactions and play that you you just can't do without enough people exactly and that's what's really cool so if you think about like keeping the spark alive and experimenting in your bedroom and all that the the Cosmo articles, you can only go so far with two people and you've got toys, right? You can do a little bit of that, but when you've got three or four actual people, it's, it's a lot of fun. Oh, my goodness. All right. 430 in the morning. Good night.
Love you. Got a little sleep. Kiss. Bye-bye. Yeah. Sleep until, I don't even know how, 11. It was late. I had lunch and then got ready for the next night. The next night, the PJ party and lingerie party. Oh, yeah. And it's a bit of both. Oh, God. That night was also fabulous. That was also a lot of fun. Oh, my God. So I think we said this in the last episode when we talked about Halloween, but the PJ parties are usually a smaller crowd. It's a little bit more low key. It's super intimate because it's less of a nightclub feel. And it's more like you're hanging out with, you know, your friends.
It's like a slumber party. Yeah. Which is kind of fun. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Ooh, she should name it the slumber party. Slumber party. Right. So we, you know, came into the ballroom and we saw our neighbors. They had a cabana and we, you know, greeted people as we walked through and we made our way over to them. This is the blue room, red room.
This is the blue room blue room and red room right so they are literally our next door neighbors on the same floor and so we planted our asses on their couch yeah we basically like inserted ourselves into quote their click which they weren't being clicky at all no no but it was great to have made the connection with them the night before and then reconnected with them tonight and and actually got to spend time with them to you know on this night having a conversation with them and getting to know them and you know their jobs and what they do for fun and you know we heard about their boat days and their backyard and the pool parties and all the fun stuff.
Yes. It was fabulous connecting with them and like really building up more of a connection. It opened up this door to this area of adult play more probably on the, I guess you'd say the vanilla side that crosses over a little bit to to swinger so to speak it's it's just adult naughty fun sure you know naughty um you know and so people take their boats out they tie them up and they're half naked they're in their bathing suits or topless with their pasties. It's sexy. A lot of sexy stuff goes on all day long. And maybe people play down below. Maybe they don't.
You know, some of the boats have stripper poles. I mean, it's just a feast of bodies all day long just doing sexy shit. Yep.
So, I mean, what's not whether you're a swinger or you're not i mean i'm sure it sounds fabulous i'm in so but let's talk about what you wore you had some very sexy pjs on that night i did i had my my I read Satin PJ and i was feeling very hugh hafner that night so that was my usual outfit i've got a new one for the next oh yes which we just got rihanna rihanna has uh her savage x fendi yes if you don't know about her lingerie line i encourage you to check it out yeah yeah it's very sexy stuff and the show is actually oh my god if you have not watched her shows where was it on hbo uh no it's on amazon amazon so sexy good lord yeah very sexy people um yes Speaking of sexy outfits, how did you start the evening?
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good lord yeah very sexy people um yes speaking of sexy outfits oh how did you start the evening oh well because the hallways were fucking cold i was wearing a jacket over my body suit and so i found this body suit in the mall of all places right ed and i were shopping this was like pre-cruise i think something like that yeah november end of october november this super sexy body suit that has black feathers on the cuffs yeah and it's off the shoulder it's like stretchy lace felt animal ribbon like stripy swirly placed opaque and transparent panels yes yes very sexy very form-fitting and phoebe looked fabulous in it so then i wore these black sexy sexy, Victoria's Secret underwear with the little, you know, the sparkles on the side that say Victoria's Secret or something.
And then pasties because I had to wear pasties on my nips. Because they weren't that strategically placed. No.
And you could totally see your nipples which was awesome so when we walked up to our our friends and their couch they're like you know i'm still freezing right even though i'd walked for forever i'm still cold and they're like well when do we get to see your outfit i go oh oh okay so i turn around backwards and so they see the back of my head and so i slowly start to unzip this long jacket this long silk black jacket and then i pull the jacket off of the right shoulder and i turn my head to the right and then i give my shoulder a little a little wiggle and then off the jacket comes on the left shoulder and my head turns to the left and give my shoulder a little wiggle and then the jacket starts to ease down my back a little shimmy a little shimmy and then i hold the jacket on one side and i pull the right, and then I flip it out, and the feathers just go boing on the end.
They're pretty long feathers. They're like two or three inches of feathers. And then I hold the jacket on the left side across my chest. Meanwhile, the jacket is still covering most of my body. And I pull my left arm out, boing, and then the left arm pops out with these feathers so i give a little shake and then all of a sudden i then i grab the jacket and then i start to shimmy it down my back and then about when i get down to the below the butt cheeks or the top of the butt i just drop it and then i turn I turn around and I go, I throw my hands up in the air.
And everyone's like, Here's why we sail on Virgin. It's adults only. No kids screaming at breakfast. No family buffet lines, just champagne at noon, late night pool parties, and people who actually want to be there. The vibe? Think boutique hotel that happens to float. Tattoo parlors, drag brunch, restaurants you'd actually pay for on land.
Plus, when you're looking to connect with other couples who know how to have fun let's just say virgin attracts a very specific type of adventurous no wonder bread cruisers here just your people much applause it was so fun very sexy little striptease i've never done anything like that before in my life it was so fun i was totally sober it was so much fun i'm pretty sure i was sober too oh my god it was so so fun and so then you know then we sat down we started chatting and flirting and all that good stuff but yeah but at some point we had some people come up and we were oh we had some fun neighbors next to us we tried to invite them in to our little crowd um we had more people come over so our new friends we've yeah hanging out with our our friend they're trying to get my attention they want to go up to the room they're like chop chop we are ready to go meanwhile my ass is like you know pointing at them while i'm talking to other people and they keep hitting me smacking my ass smacking my ass trying to get my attention i'm like really focused on the conversation pretty soon you know they're like let's go i'm like oh oh are we going we're going to play okay so then we all just up and left i felt a little bad for the group that was you know trying to get in but we we were on a mission you know and so six of us yeah went back up to we did respective rooms we did and uh oh my god it went pretty much straight to massage oil and rubbing people and oral sex just just all kinds of hands and playing and it was great oh my gosh we had so much fun It was so much fun i think we had music i don't know it seemed like we did it was a little bit of music and the lights and it was the most amazing fun lots of flirting and teasing and playing and touching and it was honestly here's how good it was not until the next day did i realize there was no penetration by anyone it was it was all soft swap it was that good i mean it was good yeah it was a lot of fun i had i a blast.
I had so much fun. It was so much fun. And again, once again, great conversation, just gelling, conversing, people just being real and comfortable. Oh, my God. And the conversation was sexy. Oh, my gosh. I mean, these people, I just love them. We're getting really lucky finding some really, really comfortable people to just hang with. Yeah. It's phenomenal. I'm feeling very thankful. Amazing. It only took eight years. But I think it has changed. And we will talk about that in another podcast about how the community has changed in eight years. It is way different. Oh, yeah.
And we've changed, too. We've grown and adapted over time and grown. And, yeah, a lot of stuff. So what are some takeaways that we can have from this party? I know the first one for me is wet blankets. Yep. So we need to prep the beds better. Yes. Yes. Get the sheets down. More supplies. Better supplies to protect the bed so that I'm not running down to the lobby. in the morning to get no sheets. We know that approaching couples works. Absolutely. Yeah.
So if you're sitting at a table and you're not engaging the room, if you're not locking around, if you're not having conversations with people. You are dead in the You are, you are not going to make it happen. It might happen, but it has to fall in your lap and it is so much better to, to be active and to actively work the room.
I wonder if I just start crawling across one of those big tables big flat round table the way they call dining there's a term for them they're big dining tables right just start crawling across one next time just to get people's attention that would get people's attention that's for sure try better name techniques that is my goal i need to get better yeah learn some mnemonics or something i do to remember the names and connect the names and the faces it it's a little tricky and i think that that's a a noble goal uh but there are a lot of people at these events and it's pretty hard to remember that many names and that many faces.
So, and I need to have enough conversation with them in order to link their name to the memory of that. But then you get interrupted with other people or music or dancing. You're like, Oh my God, it's a good song. Or, Oh my God, I have a tickle in my throat.
I need to go get some water and then off you go and then you yes i know so in closing oh my goodness 2022 is looking really great as far as connections and opportunities opportunities yeah like long-term connections we're hoping knock on knock on the way right in april we're going to costa rica llv has a hotel takeover that is a true hotel takeover of 400 people in costa rica and we are super excited to go it is sold out now we got in early and i am i can't wait i can't wait so we'll be talking about that a little bit more before and if you're going to costa rica for the llv takeover reach out to us yeah let us know we'd love to connect with you and uh yeah prepare ahead of time yeah well i agree and let's see let's see 2021 end of another covid year yeah with some great experiences and opportunities for even better connections this next year so everybody stay safe and play safe yeah and all of us will get through this in the coming year and and hopefully 2022 will be a much better year in so many different ways yes i hope so all right everyone thanks for listening the swinger university needs your help if you like our podcast let the world know or at least tell a fellow swinger or two not only will be helping us, you'll be helping your fellow swing lifestylers.
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