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And use our code at checkout. And you guys, if you have any questions about the event, the resort, or what to expect, just reach out. I mean, we're here for you. We're happy to help. So once again, TicketForPlay.com forward slash Swinky, the code SwingerU-VIP. We really want to see you there. Welcome to Swinger University, your horizontal enrichment program. Group projects were never this much fun. Here are your hosts, Ed and Phoebe. Hi, this is Ed. And this is Phoebe.
It's the last day I know it's super sad yeah now is the mentally preparing yourself for the trip home uh-huh de-vacationing your brain and yeah business but i will say to put some excitement into this podcast we had a pretty interesting evening interesting is a really good word to describe it it was fun it was dangerous but it was fun I had fun. Ed had a little less fun. It was dangerous. But it was fun. I had fun. Ed had a little less fun. Yes, Phoebe had, I think, all the fun. But there you go. Sometimes it works out that way. I took one in the face. I mean, for the team last night.
Not literally for the team, but you did take one in the face. Yes. We will describe that soon. So we got up, as usual, had breakfast, did our podcast stuff, had lunch, and then it was off to pool time. Now, since we did not connect with our yoga friends the day before and we looked everywhere for them, we were looking for them yesterday. Yeah. And we never found them. In fact, we still haven't found them. We still haven't seen them. We didn't see them at last night's event. We haven't seen them this morning for breakfast. They've just disappeared. Yeah.
So we failed when we should have locked in a date. We should have said, you know, let's meet you at the pool at 1 p.m. or 12 p.m., whatever. Right. The date got more specific with that commitment. And we didn't. I just, I forget.
So if you're listening to this episode and his name starts with an M and her name starts with a k and you live in chico reach out to us and give us your contact information because we do want to connect with you and we weren't able to give you our contact card our ho card so if you're listening to this we'd still like to get together yes we hopefully we will stalk on the LLV website and hopefully connect with them there after. We will see. That doesn't always work out well, but. Yeah. Until you hand someone your phone and have them put their contact information in there. No guarantees.
There's no guarantees. Even the hoe cards don't work. So that is the best way is to have people put their shit in your phone and you just follow up. Because they won't. They'll still forget it. Right. They'll lose your card. Or, yeah. I know. Various things. Yes. So the rest of the day was relaxing. Like I said, we had lunch. Oh, I tried this fruit called sour sap fruit. Tastes like gummy bears. It was amazing. And I stole some seeds because I wanted to plant them in California. Then I realized it gets too cold there and they'll die. It's a South American fruit.
So I'm just going to have to order it and have it delivered so freaking good oh my god so good and it was a really weird looking fruit it was weird it was white you guys could check it out but anyway they don't want to hear about the fruit they want to hear about the fucking and so we fucked and it was good and we take some photos and we posted some instagram and twitter yeah it was kind of an interesting session because you were relaxing out on the patio and i was kind of laying down face down kind of relax kind of a nap kind of not yeah you weren't feeling so well it's that stomach thing intestinal thing that we still have from drinking the water i sent phoebe a little text message and he's like what you doing looked inside and saw me laying there naked i thought he was asleep i was like wait is this a delayed text message or is he awake because i couldn't see his face and I couldn't see the phone.
I was like, oh, this must have been a delayed message. But I responded anyway, and figured he'd get it when he woke up. And then I got another message, and he's like, come in here, take some pictures. So I did. And then that turned into other fun stuff. More pictures. A little face sitting and touching. Nice, wet, penetrative sex. A little afternoon fun.
Yeah, so I guess you weren't that sick.'m never that sick oh it was nice it was relaxing and then it was gosh dinner time i mean i mean we really didn't do a lot just relaxed and chilled yeah i think we spent most of the afternoon going through social media feeds and updating photos and just kind of having fun posting sexy stuff. Yeah. A little us time with the sexy stuff. Since everyone else was taking us time, we decided to take some us time for ourselves. Yeah. And literally there was nobody at the pool. Not nobody.
but there were a lot of people who had gone on the excursion that we talked about yesterday. There was another group that went today. Yeah. Or this day. Yes. So it was just dead. Dead. But dinner was great. They did, the theme night was white night and they moved the festivities down to the pool and when i say festivities the full bar was down below they had food all the lights the the disco music all everything was set up down below it was really beautiful They did a good job. Yeah, it was really nice. Tables, you know, cocktail tables, table, what do you call them? Stand.
music all everything was set up down below it was really beautiful they did a good job yeah tables you know cocktail tables top table we call them standing tables yeah bar height tables around not a lot of dancing but a lot of conversation yeah which was nice you could mingle and and move around and chat that would have been a great theme for the second night that we were here. Everybody's settled in. You get your one day where you're kind of getting your bearings, getting deprogrammed from the outside world. And then the next night, you do a big social thing where everybody gets together.
They have conversations. They meet, they greet, they mingle, everybody's present, you make those connections, and then the rest of the week is just sexy fun. There's definitely a formula for this, which I have figured out, but just by going to all the events and being part of those local events, we have a really good event planner in our area, and we're very, very fortunate. And someday they're going to retire and sell that business, and we will be very sad. And at that point, we'll just have to move. Maybe. Maybe. I know.
We're going to have to move to one of these other states where everyone is at, like Texas, Tennessee, Florida, Canada, I don't know. And then we could hit a state where they have actual clubs where you could physically go there and any week you just feel like going, you could just go. Exactly. I know. So, I was going to cough in y'all's face, but I did not. What else happened at the pool? Lots of conversation. And then we talked with our North Carolina friends. And they gave us an invitation to go upstairs and play side by side with them. Okay. Can we talk about October for a second?
Oh my God. Yeah. I've been waiting for this.
We were invited to be guest speakers for two engagements on a six starstar crystal cruise ship with 310 lifestyle couples and it sails from montreal to boston during the peak foliage season i'm super excited and honestly i'm really nervous yeah it's kind of a version of like a swinger ted talk that we're gonna have to do oh my god i know and more importantly if you know the brand it's llv luxury lifestyle vacations you may have seen them and they're sexy playmakers with their fun red hats this ship the crystal symphony is classy butler service for every single room, Michelin rated restaurants, full spa, clothing optional, sensual playrooms, like everything, theme nights and international DJ.
So it's luxury and nudity. Oh man, this is going to be great. The bottom line is we want you there with us. It's 310 couples. And like all their vacations, they book up fast. They really do. Their vacations are extremely popular. So please come with us.
And in order to find it, all you have to do is go to our swingerlinks.com and look for the llv sensual voyage we hope you'll join us which we talked about earlier because we found out that they were not swingers that uh they just enjoyed the sexy environment we've been kind of referring to that mindset as lifestylers at this point right um i don't know if we're redefining the term or not i am i did but uh it's we have certainly found especially this week a large group of people who just like the sexy environment but we don't see a lot of playing with couples.
Um, and even the playroom saying that the playroom was full, uh, that we've, we heard about, it was like six or eight couples in the playroom. And there's way more than six couples here. So so yeah it just doesn't seem like a high amount of cross-pollination going on and even if you count people going back to their rooms I don't think there's that many people going back to rooms and playing so no it's been interesting yeah they are people people that enjoy the lifestyle, and they've done multiple LLV vacations kind of back-to-back.
There are several couples that have done that, where they get off of one and they come to this one. So they've been gone for a month almost now, and they're just on vacation. It's just their fun, sexy time for themselves, which is fine. Um, but it's not what I would call the swinger vacation. Yeah. And, and it's not swinger rich signed up for and not what we'd signed up for mentally what we signed up for. No. And as I said, the playroom, um, and, and we'll talk about that again.
Um, there were a few few improvements but we'll go into that so we we we went well our friends announced hey you know basically you know they don't swing and we knew that so but you could come play next to us side by side it's super fun to watch people have sex next to us and we're like all right we're in so they went up to lobby to to eat they got some snacks and they went. And I was like, why are they going all the way up there to eat? I'm like, oh, well, whatever. And then we ran into another couple from the L.A. area, kind of wallflowers, they admitted.
But they were more chatty because they had had a little bit to drink. Right. By their own admission. They're super cute. And they had a lot of great questions. It was awesome. And this was their only, their second event ever lifestyle swinger ever. Yeah. Anything. So they were just probably really overwhelmed, but, but doing well enough that they were thinking of questions and asking questions, which means that they're curious and they've got an appetite for finding out more and kind of getting past the hurdle.
So, of course, we gave them our tip of introducing themselves to, you know, one or two couples. At each event. At each event. And this week, you know, if they'd done that, by the end of the week, they would have known 16 couples. And had all that practice doing it. Right. But kudos to her for even asking these questions because I was afraid to ask all these questions that she was asking because, you know, you're the new kid on the block. You don't want to look out. What are the questions you can ask? Like, how do you? I didn't know what questions were offensive.
I didn't want to be, look like the new kid on the block. I wanted to pretend. But, yeah, I'm sure everyone knew. I should have just went with it and asked the questions anyway. So, yeah, that was super cute. Wish they were closer to us because they'd be fun to play with. Yeah. But they're a quick flight down. Only about an hour away. That's true. And we'll be down in the Palm Springs area. Yes. For the podcastapalooza. Yes. In Palm Springs. So come join us, please. Go to our webpage and check it out. And what else? Oh, so great conversation with them.
And then I think that lasted, I don't know, a good half hour. And then we decided to head up to go find our North Carolina couple. Yeah. Because they didn't come back down. So we thought, well, let's go see where they're at. And so we went up to the upstairs lobby area. They weren't there. We're like, huh, maybe they went to the playroom. To the playroom, lo and behold, they are in there. And I'm like, well. And they were the only ones in there. Yes, they were the only ones in there, yeah. And this was, it had to have been midnight. Yeah, oh my gosh. Or one.
I didn't even know what time it was. I had a really great nap before, so I was, felt like 8 o'clock to for me i was raring to go time flew yeah so we go in we grab some towel by the way they did a better job on the playroom they they uh they made the dental lobby look less dental office right they had more lighting. They had flowers.
table set up they had water set up on the waters and tables yes condoms but i will say the the car still i noticed the carpet it was dirty dirty carpet and that musky mildewy smell i can't stand it it's a trigger for me yeah none of the rooms smell like that but this room smelled like that and it was just and it's probably not used very often and with the humidity down here it probably just gets a little yeah and i bet during high conference season or whatever they probably run a carpet cleaner through there and like freshen it up. Again, not really set up for swingers. Swingers, afterthought.
And we'll go more into why I still think the swinging part was the afterthought. So we, I grabbed some towels, I go in there swinging my towel by my head. We're here. And they're like, hey. So we get naked and Ed and I start playing, you know, a lot of soft touching and sucking and nibbling. And they were canoodling and whispering in each other's ear.
And just as Ed and I started to get going, they were getting up to get dressed and we're like where are you going yeah i think they'd actually finished before we'd come in and they were just you know in cuddling in the glow right so they were done and so i said well you can stay and watch and they're like i'm like well so we missed we missed out on that. So they left. So we're in there by ourselves and having a great time. Then all of a sudden, all right, here's where it gets good and dangerous. So, excuse me, Ed and I were fucking. And the blowfish couple walks in.
Now, did we talk about the blowfish couple earlier on? We had a tweet about them, I think. Recall if we actually went into detail with them. The blowfish couple are a super sexy couple. I and Ed have been checking out this woman's ass all fucking week long. Yeah, she's always wearing these high, hip, thong, bikini. Entire ass is showing. Yeah. And it's just like this great caramel brown butt. So every breakfast we get a full meal Koresh walking by. Oh my God. Super sexy. Super sexy. Black jet hair and just curvy and her husband's tall and and broad-shouldered and dark hair, and oh my goodness.
Very, very attractive, dark-skinned couple that just looks yummy. Oh yeah, they're so beautiful. And so in they come to the playroom, and I'm like, holy crap, holy crap. So she flops down on the bed, across the room, and she's a little bit loud. And I was like, oh, she might have had something to drink. And I thought they were going to get busy. All of a sudden, Ned and I are still going at it.
So we're looking over there at them, and I hear, come over here hear it again come over here i'm thinking is she talking to our man because he actually i don't know where he was he was behind her oh okay and so i'm like wait she's talking to us she's talking to him i was a little confused so we didn't acknowledge because i didn't know yeah and all of a sudden she comes running over to our bed and like flops down flops down no asking no no nothing no introduction and she's like hi and so that was kind of fun and light and playful and we've had people do that and it is fun but because she had had a bit to drink she was a bit floundery so like her arms and her legs and stuff is kind of flopping like all over we're like okay all right let's scoot over on the bed kind of the Tasmanian devil cartoon with the arms and legs kind of flying out of the whirlwind that was that's what I was seeing we're like well i go let's get this woman some dick so she can calm down that did not happen no so so my god so so this was mind you this was the the woman with my ass feels like a blue fish i need some pizza if you haven't seen that tweet yeah this is her sexy as fuck so then oh oh and by the way apparently we find out later he was checking me out on day two when i got coffee on my boob and i'm on my nice white shirt and i'm trying to get the coffee out and i'm rubbing the water and the paper towel on my nipple who's right on Phoebe's nipple so she's she's got this like hard wet protruding nipple at breakfast Mr.
Bluefish is like oh I saw you I saw you rubbing that paper towel on your nipple and first I was like what's going on over there and then I realized you must have got something on it and then when your nipple went hard he's like oh that's when everything down below just went right up everything is like right at attention he was like oh that went hard I was done he is always putting on the show and I was like really you saw these like hell yes I saw that I was trying to He's like, there was no hiding that. It was very tasty. So, yeah, so it was on. It was on. So there was no asking.
There was really no introduction. We were just, for each other, we were a tease for both of us all week long. So there wasn't really this need for, hey, what's your play style introduction? Did you just get past all that?
We just knew we really wanted to get with them and they clearly wanted to get with us and we're like yeah let's just do it right and we found them attractive and we were on the same bed and that just that just kind of happens like clearly they're there to have sex because they're in the playroom which is one of the nice things about playrooms but still i mean this was play by play we were just going to do side-by-side. I didn't make any assumptions. I had no idea what their style was. Right. Not until she started attacking me, and I was like, oh, she is interested in girl play.
All right, okay, this is cool. We can do that. And so a lot of kissing. A lot of girl play. A lot of, okay, so this was really good. Now, I will say she was a bit aggressive probably because she was drunk. So there was a lot of tongue, a little more tongue than I liked. And somehow her finger was getting in there. At one point I was like, do you have a tongue ring? And she's like, no. And I'm like, oh, that must have been your nail. It's like, why is your finger in my mouth? I don't know. She was a little much. It was an interesting experience.
It was not my preference for play because it was aggressive, but it was also fun. I was having a good time. There was a lot of, but it was a lot of sexual energy there, which is kind of exciting where, where I drew the line was when I started getting injured. Right. Yes. So she went. here's why we sail on virgin it's adults only no kids screaming at breakfast no family buffet lines just champagne at noon late night pool parties and people who actually want to be there the vibe think boutique hotel that happens to float. Tattoo parlors, drag brunch, restaurants you'd actually pay for on land.
Plus, when you're looking to connect with other couples who know how to have fun, let's just say Virgin attracts a very specific type of adventurous. No wonder Bread Cruiser's here, just your people. She started to kiss me, but he was fucking her from behind. And when I say she went in to kiss me, it was teeth first, lips behind. And she just shoved her teeth straight into my upper lip and split my lip right open. Also posted on Instagram. Right. So I'm bleeding and I can taste the blood. And, and I was like, oh, okay, that was just an accident.
But then every other kiss, mouth-to-mouth contact with her was multiple fingers, nails in the mouth, lots of teeth. And tongue. You think you're kissing, but then all of a sudden it's just teeth, and then there's a tongue, and then it's back to the teeth. I know. What happened to your lips, lady? They're like gone. I know. It was the drunken play. And I think what it is, is people get drunk and they do the things that are sexy, but it's exaggerated, right? Like it's sexy to nibble and it's sexy to, you know, lick and tongue and, you know put fingers fingers around lips.
But when you're drunk, it's very awkward. It's exaggerating. So this was a little mixed bag for us. I had a great time, and we'll continue to talk about it. Ed, not so much. It was more rough than we liked, but the buildup for this couple was all week long that I really wanted to play with them. And I would play with them again. If she was sober. If she was more sober and if we talked about more of those preferences. Right. So I have not taken them off our list at all.
If ever see them again i don't even know where they live but i know ed has a different i have some experience because something ptsd something else happened to you with a foot and and it was a bit scary so so at one point she was on top me, and she was literally smothering me. I couldn't breathe. I was pressing her chest, her boobs. I grabbed both of her boobs, and I'm pressing them up off my face. I couldn't fucking breathe. Oh. I wonder why your legs were twitching like that. I was about to pass out. And I'm like, I couldn't talk. I was like, okay, this is going southbound.
I lost an earring. Oh, my Lord. So, and then, so this is where, like, flounder turns into octopus legs.
Like, with the whole sea life theme here, blowfish, flounder, octopus, like, it was a hot mess and then at some point um she said i i you know i just want her right right and it's just girl time girl time she's like this is just girl time and she's pushing her husband away she's like no touching to him no touching she's like you can you can have it when i say no touching that's just me and which i loved it was super cute and she was all about me and it was fun it was fun oh again i said prefer if she wasn't as drunk because it would have been more sensual but we got to have a lot of play she got to lick my pussy i got to lick her oh my god Her pussy was so nice.
Well, all women's pussies are nice. I agree. I say hers because it's not mine, right? So it's different. It's beautiful. It was cute and smooth and like neatly checked in and she had a very nice pussy. And at some point I was rubbing her clit while her man was inside of her. And I could feel her clits like mine where she likes the top rubbed where it goes in. Right. The little bump back and forth. Where the root of it is, not the tip. Top of the hood. No, down at the top. The top, not the bottom of the hood where the clit comes out. Correct. Top, top. So her and I are going at it.
We are boobs. At one point, I twisted her nipples. Again, I didn't know she liked hard nipple play. So I was like, it's all on. She's all over me. I'm all over her. So I'm like, twisted her nipples. And she's like, ow. I'm like, aha. And then she attacked me. And then I was like, so, oh, my God. It was so fun. I mean, we must have had a good five, ten minutes of just going at it. But she was so, like, you couldn't stay in one position long enough. It was very ADD. Yes, it was very ADD. It was flip, flop, twist, whatever. I'd like just about get in her, and then she'd want to change positions.
It was like two strokes, and then it was like position change. Yes. When we got to swapping, yes. Yes. Mm-hmm. I know. So I know what you're talking about. Yes.
So I would have liked to have a little more grounded quality time with her uh yeah so then when you were in her then we swapped yeah you and mr blowfish were playing yeah and uh we decided to have a little finger play oh yeah oh my god that was so good fuck he was good yeah he was you were squirting she was squirting he was good as you and then he did the double-handed thing or on the clit and inside yeah that's fine and he had this rhythm and oh my god he made me squirt and then I said do not stop and then i went again and i said keep going and then i went again and he was having the time of his life she was enjoying it and you were doing her at the same time oh yeah she was spraying all over the place and then she scooted over next to me and she's like all right let's do it together.
So by this time, her and I both had three or four squirting orgasms. And so now we're like, she's like, all right, now we've got to do it in tandem. And not her words, my word. And so I'm like, oh, God, I don't know if I can do it a fifth time. Of course. Sure enough. So there we go. We're squirting again.
And, oh, my my god it was so fucking fun we were showered she was laughing the bed was destroyed which is funny because they gave us towels when we came in but totally useless yeah that's like a paper bulletproof vest i mean it's just going right through yeah and i will say they did not come in afterwards and change the sheets again no not an experienced playroom and the person who was kind of watching the playroom wasn't even in the lobby yeah was a monitor to ask the question of hey should we change the sheets and so by the time we found her i was like i'm not gonna go back in like well i just assumed she would the reason i know she didn't was because we went back to find the earring and she said she hadn't even been in the room right and we went back to the bed and was still soaked and the cheeks were and i was like oh that's not cool you're supposed to change that shit out right anyway hence there you go not set up for swinging so so, yes, finger fucking, and then full swapping.
And so, you know, condoms on, and then he started fucking me. And then he goes, well, he went a little deep, and he goes, his first words were, oh, I know you can take it.
I've seen your husband's dick and i'm like oh yes i can just be careful with that angle because there are some angles is not so great and so he was fucking me and there was a couple little angles where he got me and i was like i don't know if i hit her angles or not because she just it was i was so hard to read her and like I said you know two two or three strokes in and then she wanted to flip over yes and then when she's yes how was downward doggy well I'll get to that I haven't gotten to dog yet so we were a missionary and I was penetrating her which was fun and then she and as she flipped over, she kicks me in the dick with her foot.
Which, of course, is kind of a boner killer at that point. Not to mention the fact that I can't maintain any kind of stimulation to keep going because the pussy gets ripped away from me. So it's like, I'm not really having sex at this point. No, no. And it's all good. But it's one of those experiences where you go, oh, yeah, that's right. That's why we don't fuck drunk people. Yeah. Because it's one of those, you're not really connected with the person. You're not, you're never sure if they like what you're doing or you don't. Right. They're just making noise and flopping around. Right.
Is it really good or is it just, they're in their own head? But anyway, so she flips over and I'm about to get into her in the prone bone position, which is completely flat on the stomach. I love this position, and I really would have loved to have her ass in that position. Yes. And I just about got in her, and then she got up and moved again and did something else. I don't even remember what it was at this point. It was all just like... She probably came over to kiss me. Probably.
And then she came back, and then she was up on her knees, and at that point it was just she would kind of squat a little bit. So I was like, okay, I'll get it at this angle. And then she would sit up, and then I would have to move to meet her, and then she'd move again so I couldn't get back in her right because it was just it was like a moving target yes yes I'm sorry and that's where I just said white flag I'm done and so I call it I'm calling a technical on this it's up back for a while and watched and I've kind of felt kind of fun.
it yeah i kind of felt bad well you look like you were enjoying yourself i was yeah i was but this is mostly a phoebe event but then mrs blowfish was coming in and distracting mr blowfish and my experience because i wanted to get in different angles too i wanted the side angle with him with him, which feels really good. And he was like, he's like, what do you mean, side angle? I'm like, oh, this, where you, like, grab my ass and my leg and my thigh and just, like, pound me from the side. And he's like, what? I'm like, here, I'll show you.
And I was trying to get into that position, but then Mrs. Blowfish came in there and she kept interrupting. And so I didn't really get him in that position. And I really wanted him in that. I wanted that. I would have loved to have distracted her, but there was no stopping that woman. She was just, like I said, Tasmanian, arm spinning, legs everywhere. It was just a hot mess. I know. I know. And it was funny.
We saw them uh this morning i didn't think she would remember me at all but she did well she recognized us in some capacity we're not sure what capacity but looked lovely this morning her hair was all you know taken care of and yeah not as unkempt and wild as it was last night but it's funny because in the morning she's she's very you know calm and elegant and kind of walks around but last night it was just 180 degree different just yeah wild wild woman yeah yes but very good time. Mr. Blowfish was a great listener. He knew when he was going a little too deep, and he acknowledged that.
He's like, oh, I know the sound of that voice. I know when I've hit it too deep. Yeah. I was like, oh, thank you. So he was really good. I would definitely play with him again. I would definitely play with her again and she cannot be that drunk no that that would be a killer and and we do have friends literally a killer i mean i might actually die i mean there was some blood loss this time but i I know, sorry. You know what? We have experiences like this sometimes, and you just have to accept that it is not a 50-50 split every time you play. I mean, sometimes it's 80-20. This is about 97-3.
But this was definitely full contact swinging. Oh, yeah. For sure. Yeah sure yeah i'm gonna bring a helmet next time face guard no so would you say this was on the lines of sport parking then um or now more like mma fighting Oh. Yeah. If the sport was, I get punched in the face repeatedly. Because there was so much movement. There you go. That's what happened with no consent, no conversation, just being attacked. Implied consent. Let's go there. Being attacked from across the room.
But, you know, now I will say if they were completely random, like we didn't know them from Adam, hadn't seen them all week. No. Yeah, that would have been. That would have been different. This would have been a club scene and they had approached us like that. Right. That would have not gone down at all. Yeah. Yeah, but we'd had some semi-casual contact with them before we'd seen each other enough where it was and brief conversations at breakfast in the buffet line all right everyone that was last night so today is packing a little bit of pool time and getting ready for a flight home.
There is a theme tonight. We're not sure how much we're going to participate with the theme. I'm not. I brought a dress that's going to be way too hot. Yeah, last night was hot. We were in linen. And you were in just like a pink cover. I didn't even wear the shirt. Yeah. It wasn't even a bra. It was like a halter lace top. Yeah, it was sexy. But the pants were warm. I was very warm. And the people jumped in the pool because they got hot. So it was warm. So tonight, there's no fucking way I'm going to wear that dress. And I'm not wearing slacks and a button-down shirt. No.
Which is what I planned. I think I'm just going totally... I may just wear my mesh red shorts oh see that would work because fire and ice maybe i'll wear the swinger university shirt and shorts but anyone they don't want to hear about that all right everyone this is going to be the last recording for a little while. Tomorrow we'll be gone all day traveling, so we'll do a recap, another recap one, probably, when we get back. We'll try to. We'll have a nice, relaxing sit at home and then get settled back. Thanks for listening, and thanks for hanging in there with us.
And we'll, like I said, we will. We'll do a recap on the whole thing. It'll be short and sweet. Definitely. And before we go, get your tickets to PCAP because they are going and it's going to be a lot of fun. It's a hotel takeover and we have heard rave reviews about it. And it is definitely Swinger. So there you go. right everyone before you turn off our podcast to take care of all the vanilla things pulling you away please reach out and give us a review i know mashing a star is so much easier but a review is so much better for sharing your love of what we're doing with others.
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