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We have to talk about something we've been genuinely excited about for months, and our patrons actually got a preview of this already. Jamaica! Yes, we are going back, and actually, we have a great offer for you guys. Yeah, it's Swingcation. It's October 11th through the 18th at Hedonism 2. And if you don't know what Swingcation is, it's pretty easy. Swinger plus kink plus vacation. It's a hosted group with real structure, workshops, lectures, real conversations with experts who are passionate about bringing and bridging that gap between the swinger world and the kink world.
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And use our code at checkout. And you guys, if you have any questions about the event, the resort, or what to expect, just reach out. I mean, we're here for you. We're happy to help. So once again, TicketForPlay.com forward slash Swinky, the code SWINGERU-VIP. We really want to see you there. Welcome to Swinger University your horizontal enrichment program taking you back to those experimental years here are your hosts Ed and Phoebe hi this is Ed and this is Phoebe. Here we are, day three. Recap. Yes, I still have my sexy low voice. Because I'm still hoarse. Extra raspy.
Drinking, sunshine, lots of talking, lots of shouting, screaming. Yeah. Although I wish it was screaming while having sex with other people. And that is later in the episode. We walked the property yesterday. It is massive, as we told you in the last episode. But we actually walked it yesterday. It was gorgeous. 20-some-odd just housing buildings on the property. Not including all the other buildings. Right. The little huts and shacks and the main hotel and the dining hall down below. Right. So, yeah. It's a big place. It's a big place. It was really fun.
You get a good walk up and down up and down the hills um a lot of people when they need to get to the main hotel they have they'll take a shuttle because as women we're wearing our heels for the night for the thing nights and so they do provide a shuttle which is nice but i will say they um a lot of people say if they're gonna hoof it over here for pool time during the day they just take all their shit with them if they did if it's not with them oh well they don't go back right to the room waiting for a golf cart to pick you up and take you back take you any places it's a little It's a lot of work Annoying, I guess Or time-consuming, they said It can be Slightly inconvenient Slightly inconvenient, yes.
Yeah. Yes. So, yeah, while we were walking the property, we found our friends from, gosh, where are they from? Austin. Yes. Yeah, Texas. And they pointed out that there was an interesting sign all over the property. We've posted it on our Instagram account, but it's funny because it's three people kind of huddled together with arrows pointing towards them.
and we have just dubbed that either the group sex meeting place or if you need a third for a threesome meet at these signs and there's different ones they have little numbers on them most of them have numbers on them yes you can say we're looking for a third meet us at group site one or three or three right because three is right outside ours so if you're you're listening we'll be out there later today right i liked the eight one i saw one with an eight that was nice it's a good number yeah it would be a good number so we took a photo with our new friend and uh well her husband took our photo with his wife and us near the sign.
It's hilarious. You should check it out. It's awesome. Hotel amenities are basically kind of word of mouth. There's a lot to offer here, but. Yeah, there's no binder in the room that lists what's available and what the times are. There's one board, like a marquee board, down in the lower cafeteria area above the pool table, which is not the main room. I know. Out through a hallway near the bathrooms, go around a corner, there's a pool table. And there is a marquee with dining and times and then the normal, like, the kayak tour that we did, for example, is listed up on the board.
But that's all we've ever found here in terms of go here to do this thing at this time or that the cafeteria down below turns into a regular restaurant at night with a menu right not a buffet but right from a menu they bring it to you don't have to go get your own food wine all that didn't know any of that until we talked to somebody at the pool. So I can't tell you how many times, at least five times, I've gotten key pieces of information about the property itself from just talking to people at the pool. Right. And the, was it the second night? It was the second night.
One of the LLV people came up to us and said, hey, we're thinking about opening the lower pool for kind of like an after-party party play area. And we'll be doing that at 12. And we looked at our watches, and it was 12.10. And then he was still up there even at 12.30, and we checked with him again, and it was also going to happen at 12.30, and we looked at the one person, and it was 12.30. Thank you. And he was still up there even at 12.30, and we checked with him again, and it was also going to happen at 12.30, and we looked at the one person, and it was 12.32.
Well, I will say, they were trying to get something started to see if it was going to be popular, but it's a little like herding cats. Right. In so many ways, which we will also get into, trying to herd the population. But the reason why it didn't happen that night was we got down to the pool, and some of our other friends, the thruple couple, was down there. And the staff had said, you can't go in the pool. We just threw shock in the water.
And for those people who don't have and maintain pools, it a chemical treatment to separate the organic material from the chlorine right make it less cloudy and effective but it will burn you so you do not want to get in the pool yes but it basically shocks the system in the pool so there you go we were going to have a pool party and with our skin burning off our bodies right and in our vaginas hot event you want no so tingling i'm tingling in all the wrong ways so we heard tonight they're supposed to actually bring beds down with some music and if you have your own alcohol if you had the foresight to buy some at at the you know the duty-free right right out of customs then you or before custom however that worked wherever it was then then you could bring your own right or if you got a shuttle into town and you bought some but because they're they can't do alcohol and sex in the same room which is funny i was like wait you can't do that here too Like, this rule seems universal everywhere.
I was like, wait, you can't do that here too? Like this rule seems universal everywhere. I was like, wait, we're in another country. Can't we just do that here too? Right. But you can't, but you know, well. So we'll see if that happens, but that was another example of here's a dangerous pool situation. We don't even know when the posted hours for the pool are. Right. Like if I hadn't known, I would have gone in the pool. Like if those people weren't there to give me that information, I would have not known.
And we even got in the pool last night and we were testing the water to see if it hurt when we stuck our foot in. I was like, is my foot burning yet? And it seemed okay, so we swam around a little bit, but it was definitely after our... The skin was on my body still, so... Yeah, no filleting. Yeah. Let's see, what else?
We had a lot of pool time yesterday and a lot of interactions ed was actually in the pool quite a bit chatting with a bunch of people i don't even know what you talked about you haven't even told me yet i know what i talked about uh weird swinger situations that you've got into we heard stories from different people um one couple was telling me about this meet that they had with a couple and they said meet us at the pool hall on such and such a street and they showed up and the pictures were like 10 or 20 years out of date so it's one of those things where you show up and you're i don't know you and they're like oh're like, oh, but we know you.
You're not who we're meeting. And they're like, oh, yeah, or just old pictures. Oh, great. Oh, thanks. But it got weirder because their place was across the street from the pool hall. Oh. And they said, hey, you want to come back to our place and, you know, we can play. And then they disclosed that they had 16 cats in their two-bedroom apartment. Oh, my God. What? So, of course, that was a hard no. And let's get the flock out of here. Wow.
What's interesting, though, is that they ran into them again at some other point, and they got, like, weirdlyurt um irate we're gonna call it uh what was the uh fatal attraction they almost got a little fatal attraction about the thing like you're you're avoiding us kind of a thing oh wow and they got in the car and took off this the extra bit of that story was... God, this is fascinating. It just got layered on top of layers. Turns out the gentleman from the couple was there playing video games with the other guy. The guy was like, hey, come check this out.
And so it was a pool hall, and they were just kind of relaxing while the ladies were talking. But the wife noticed that the mail from this other couple was basically checking her husband out the whole time. And they did not disclose that they were bi or that that's what they were looking for. And it was clear that this guy had other intentions. So that made them uncomfortable.
That's why they were like, there were, there were a whole bunch of red flags with this couple gotcha and so they were like let's go let's go let's just go so yeah most of the time uh at the pool was spent just talking about where we were from what we what we're into like Um, competence, um, being naked, what's comfortable for every different person, women's confidence, women's comfort level. How does that change? When it, you know, when does that flip over? Right. Um, there was a guy that had a nice quote about pussy. Yeah, that was funny. Do you remember what that was? Yeah.
So some women realize that they have 100% of the control over pussy. 100% of the time. 100% of the time. And other women haven't figured that out yet. Yeah. Yeah. All women have 100% control over pussy. Some women don't know. Yeah. Don't know they have that. And I loved that because it was true. You don't really know the power that you have and the lifestyle until you really get in it. And stepping into that power is different. If you're not used to owning that normally, it's different. But maybe you do own it in your private life, but you don't own it in a group setting, right? Right.
It's that comfort with being able to say no and being okay with saying no. Right. Because saying no to your partner, obviously, is going to be way different. Or, you know, they know you. You know what works between you. Right. And you can give subtle... Hurting people's feelings. Yeah, hurting people's feelings. I say no, but, you know, letting down people easy kind of thing. Yeah. I talked about hormone replacement therapy with a bunch of women and it was fascinating because as a woman in menopause, I am now doing that as well.
And I, it has opened up some amazing bits of information out there to which I will probably be talking about in a podcast real soon. But then I ran into a woman who was a previous fitness model.
And then she was telling me all kinds of crazy supplements and weight loss things that are not even, were never on my radar that are all underground, but available to the fitness community community that's just doing all this experimental shit on their bodies right which is why they fucking look like that and i was like wait my mind is blown right now like you do you inject this for that yes and you inject that for this other thing to counteract the alcohol on your liver you inject that yes so instead of taking multiple vitamins you just inject your vitamins yes wow didn't know that was an option that's kind of crazy and kind of cool i hate taking vitamins maybe that might be an option for me but it it blew my mind that you know as with any hobby once you start to get into it and i i consider bodybuilding a hobby or a lifestyle right depending on how you yeah there's just so many intricate layers of of it that you don't really know about till you get in right or like train building right you don't even know like there's specialty pain specialty cleaners and this and that and like you don't know until you dive into it.
Same thing with swinging. So I was just fascinated. I learned all kinds of cool shit yesterday about injectable vitamins and hormone replacement therapy and everyone's different experience and this and that and the other thing. Then we talked to another lady who was talking about being bi or her. Being labeled bi. Being labeled bi. Repeatedly informed that she was bi despite all of her natural instincts saying, no, don't really think I'm bi. Yes. And, of course, Phoebe struggled with that as well. Yes, and I was, like, nodding my head, and I was like, yes, yes, I totally understand that. Yes.
The label. And, and also the, uh, I think the other part of that conversation came up was women who think, I guess, are trying to convince themselves that they're bi. And it's also an equally awkward situation because they're not really bi, but they like to girls when they're drunk kind of bi right and it was refreshing to hear from several women that said you know i love i can't believe this woman said exactly my words i love women i love their shape i think they're soft and i like to kiss them every once in a but that doesn't make me bi. And I was like, wow, I have said the same thing.
Now, I will say that I have essentially just embraced the label and said, yeah, I'm bi. Why? Because I love all those things I just said, and every once in a while, I will go down on a woman. Is it my preference my preference every single time no but is it my preference to suck every dick in the room no well come on i mean really okay maybe not every dick in the room no but i will suck more dick than i will lick pussy yes and the interaction with a woman is more of this just kind of energetic thing. It's like the thing, right? The spark in that moment.
The spark that you look for in any kind of interaction when you're on a date. Right. The spark is there, right? So if that spark is there with a woman, there is a high likelihood that I will be going down on her or she'll be going down on me. Absolutely.
Absolutely, and we're perusing the dance floor, and there with a woman there is a high likelihood that i will be going down on her she'll be going down on me absolutely and we're perusing the dance floor and there are couples that come in and the woman who walks in in that particular dress the red one with the straps in the back for example yep her yep there are sparks i I would yes, 100% yes to that. But see, I don't have to have sparks to go down on a man. Sparks are great if there's between another man.
Well, I don't have to have sparks to go down on a woman, but I'm describing that there are those moments where you have that kind of a deep chemical reaction to seeing something where you just go, oh, love. Please can I have a cookie? That is my wish list this week. We will see if that actually happens oh my god i hope so oh my god i hope so it's been a bit challenging connecting with people this week um and to to clarify that we've been connecting with people oh yes all. Like, great conversations. Conversations, asking all the. Smooth, easy. Yeah. Sexy, fun, flirty, kissy, touching butts.
Uh-huh. Sucking nipples. Like. What are you into? What do you like? Da-da-da-da. Yeah. Right up to, hey, you know, like yesterday. So we're what? Day three. We're in day three. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. We're in day three. Three-ish. Technically four, but Saturday was a... Right, right. And so you've got people spread out on the resort, a playroom that is really not sexy, I will say, LLB, I'm sorry, but you could do a little better because even the guys don't like the playroom. And if the guys don't like the playroom, then the ladies definitely don't. Yeah, because a guy will fuck anywhere.
Yeah, and there was a guy I talked to last night, and he was like, no. The mattress straight on the ground kind of a thing. thing yeah and they're and i i don't have a problem with mattress being on the ground but it needs to be quite a bit taller like these are like four inch like almost futon like right on the ground now that setup is great for the tantra classes that they're doing where it's more than a yoga mat, but not like a bunch of furniture in the room, right? Like they're utilitarian mattresses. I get that. They try to make it sensual with lighting, but there's no soft curtains.
I think there was music, but it just didn't. It was lacking that sensual feel in there.'s a conference room yeah and it looked like a conference room where they just kind of threw down bets it kind of just feels that way and when you come into the room that's i think the other thing that throws us off is there's almost like a mini bar where their staff is sitting before you go into the room and there's nothing on the walls.
It very kind of yeah it's that dental office kind of thing yes which makes you think am I getting a root canal or am I going to get a blow job I now I'm conflicted yes yes and so as you know first impressions everything so now that that room set the tone. That was it. I think that's what it is. Dental office. Oh, my God. And so now, and then you, yes, that's the problem. Yeah. Well, the main problem, but there are other issues. So anyway, no one's in the playroom. No one. We went up there several times. We saw three couples up there. And I didn't want to take.
Yeah, and they were all playing with each other, like their own partners. I swear to you, they were not with anybody else. They were their own partner. It did not appear so. So we didn't want to take anyone up there. So we made many offers to bring people back to our room. We made, oh, I bet, I think it was, I counted five or six offers last night. Yes. From all the connections that we made. Everyone was either too tired. They drank too much. The excursion that day was too long. And why the fuck are you going on an excursion if you're here to swing and fuck? I don't know.
That's an issue for me. Sorry. I mean we get it the last time we were in Costa Rica we did the excursions. But I will also say we had enough left over to fuck. Yes, but we all went together on the same excursion. So we were all together as a group all the time. So it's so many nice opportunities to connect and have conversations in different places and in different ways. And I loved that. And I gave the one couple who'd been on the excursion since like 6 a.m. and like very little food. Golly. You know, I kind of gave them an out for that. Correct. Because I get that. Sure.
You're just exhausted. And it's already been, you know, three days and travel and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. So, you know, I get it. We've been taking naps each night to kind of rejuice before we hit the party.
And I think without that, oh, would have been toast oh yeah but the other couples it's like we're trying to close the deal and we're typically pretty successful i mean yeah we don't get many like flat out no's we'll get you know the occasional maybe not tonight right but that's usually when the either the couple's not on the same page or their soft swap and they don't know how far the the rules aren't clearly defined hence not on the same page right and so there's some nervousness there it's usually nerves okay can we talk about october for a second oh my god yeah i've been waiting for this we were invited to be guest speakers for two engagements on a six-star crystal cruise ship with 310 lifestyle couples and it sails from montreal to boston during the peak foliage season.
I'm super excited. And honestly, I'm really nervous. Yeah, it's kind of a version of like a swinger TED talk that we're going to have to do. Oh my god, I know. And more importantly, if you know the brand, it's LLV, Luxury Lifestyle Vacations. You may have seen them and they're sexy playmakers with their fun red hats. This ship, the Crystal Symphony, is classy. Butler service for every single room, Michelin rated restaurants, full spa, clothing optional, sensual playrooms, like everything. Theme nights and international DJ. So it's luxury and nudity. Oh, man, this is going to be great.
The bottom line is we want you there with us. It's 310 couples. And like all their vacations, they book up fast.
They really do their vacations are extremely popular so please come with us and in order to find it all you have to do is go to our swingerlinks.com and look for the llv sensual voyage we hope you'll join us but we we don't just like cold call like we don't just run in to close the deal before we've even talked to somebody although we have done that before and we have been successful at that yes but that was fun we typically have had chemistry flirting kissing touching conversations with these people for the last two or three days and it just didn't happen so we're we were disappointed I know and really horny so what did we do?
so we decided to take matters into our own hands and go fuck ourselves um because we were being told to go fuck ourselves so we did um we wandered down to the pool and um oh my god we did get a rain check from one couple which is good so we'll we'll see if if that happens out and according to them before we get into what we did when we fucked ourselves this couple had been day fucking and said that there was a percentage of the group that was having nooners which is cool but where is that on the schedule because I missed that memo and we clearly were not in the right place at the right time and we were in the pool with those people most of the day.
Where? In the playroom? In your own rooms? I don't know. So here's our strategy. We are going to be ordering extra sheets from room service. From room service every day here on out because we're just going to drag people back to the room. I mean, because I'm not having sex in the playroom unless they change that shit. Now, if they do put those beds down by the pool, that would be kind of cool. That would be sexy. That would be sexy. Although we did notice that the lower pool does not have lights, which makes it kind of dark and maybe a little bit. But people kind of like that.
The pool is lit, though, isn't it? No. There's, like, no lights in that pool. This upper pool would be much better for sex. That's true. And we can attest to that. It would be much better for sex. All right. So to the good stuff. So we spent around the room for a little while not getting anybody to take us up on our the offer of some evening fun we wander down the stairs and we've been posting pictures of the the facilities we posted some on instagram so if you want to see the stairs and there's supposedly there's 74, I'm not going to get the number right. 74, 75 stairs up to the top.
Um, and then another, some odd, who knows another place. Anyway, a lot of stairs. So we wander down to the pool and Phoebe's like, I'm going to get in the pool. I just need to cool off. It was so hot. From the dance floor. By the way, I didn't tell you it was jungle night. We skipped the whole theme thing. Yeah, but it's quick. I mean, there was the Tiger King there. The thruple couple were the Tiger King. Phenomenal. It was a hilarious costume. Oh, yeah, with the long mohawk or the mullet blonde hair and the hat. Oh, my God. I didn't even hardly recognize him.
And he had chains with collars hooked up to each woman, and each one was dressed as a cat. Fucking full-on Halloween sexy-ass costumes. And we got some funny. Oh, my God. I was laughing my ass off.
off they were the best and then uh you know everyone was basically just running around on lingerie pasties and underwear right honestly so like leopard print lingerie or leopard leopard print pasties and high heels with a cat collar and ears done best costume oh fuck yeah just hands just it wasn't a costume and a thong underwear but it was fucking hot i know we tried to bring them back to yeah that didn't work either we wanted a little kitty with our kitty yeah um so yeah so yeah so you know we're dancing we're hot we. We're like, we got to cool off and we're a little bit frustrated.
So it's like, we need to just cold shower, take a cold shower, so to speak, um, and just unwind. So we did, we, we dipped into the pool. Um, and then at some point Phoebe decided to swim up to up to me, which was, which was crazy sexy because the lights from the pool were lighting her butt up and it looked great. Just, just globes floating there, all the globes, the front globes, the back globes just floating in the water. And I did a whole, you know, helping her swim thing, kind of balancing on my arms and had my thumb tucked up into her little lower holding spot, the vagina.
The little anchor down there. And then just kind of one hand on a boob, just kind of floating her through floating her through the water getting turned on right now just thinking about where your hand was and about three seconds into that i'm hard as a rock and just ready to go and she suddenly notices when i'm hugging her and she's like oh so phoebe and i are rubbing on each other and ah it feels so when you're like, you want to, the pool sex is so exciting. It's just, sex in the water is really fun.
I just can't do it because there's too many chemicals and things that, and the water is, it's not very lubricating, right?
You can use an Uber type lube or silicone type lube in the water and it's great but i just can't have all that other extra all the chlorine and who knows what else is in the pool it'll kill off all my good bacteria the chlorine will so i can't do it but so then we we jumped out of the pool and we grabbed one of the chaise lounges and just fucking went at it nice slow deep penetrative and then we had we had some observer squeaky we had some observers walk by yeah so i was supposed to be on lookout and then i saw them coming i'm like well what am i going to do if people come down because i'm not pulling out i'm i am not not fucking at this point so i'm like and it was just waving It was dumb for me to put Ed on lookout.
I'm like, okay, you're on lookout. And then as soon as I said that, I was like, wait, we're at a swinger resort where everything is okay. So I'm like. But once again, I don't know what the rules are at the pool. Can you fuck at the pool? I don't know. They didn't say. There is no sign. If it's not a rule. There is no sign. Therefore, I was not informed. So, hey. So, a gentleman and two ladies come walking by and they go, oh, oh, what are you guys doing?
And then the ladies get moving to like, them that privacy and we're like no no that's fine you can watch and he asked he said do you mind if we watch and i was like absolutely pull up a chair well the more the merrier and of course we we know historically that if a couple's watching for any more than five minutes they get turned on and then they want to jump in too i know which another opportunity that was okay that was another lost opportunity like what the i don't understand even if you're not swapping just a little side by side or even just we're exhibition anyway i know the whole night was like It was about as vanilla as we've gotten.
Here's why we sail on Virgin. It's adults only. No kids screaming at breakfast. No family buffet lines. Just champagne at noon. Late night pool parties and people who actually want to be there. The vibe? Think boutique hotel that happens to float. Tattoo parlors, drag brunch, restaurants you'd actually pay for on land.
Plus, when you're looking to connect with other couples who know how to have fun let's just say virgin attracts a very specific type of adventurous no wonder bread cruisers here just your people it was basically like being at a nudist resort um with you know sexy things happening yeah a little more promiscuous than that, but yeah. Because they don't let you do all that other stuff. But yeah, it's been sexy and fun, but we're hoping for more today. We'll see. I think we scared a couple people off because of the podcast, because we reveal we're podcasters now.
But so far, the pool has been the most fun. Yes. There have been a lot of naked things going on at the pool. Shenanigans. Oh, my God. Phoebe had a little bit of an interaction with somebody at a pool. Yes. And then remind me to talk. I will remind you to talk about the three women on the bar doing body shots. Yes. Why don't you tell your story first? So, yeah. Oh, oh my God. Okay. So so many things. I forgot to talk about licking the dolphin. I'm sorry, everyone. It's a little ADD here.
Um, that woman that we were talking about that was, was talking about her partner it was like are you sure you're not bi you're sure you're not bi and she's like yeah yeah so she tried it she did try it and her her phrase was it was like licking a dolphin and I'm like a dolphin not a doll a dolphin and she goes yes like licking a dolphin I go okay I get it wet I kind of get it yeah but other than that she's like did nothing for me and I go got it and that's when she knew Thank you. dolphin? And she goes, yes, like licking a dolphin. I go, okay. I get it. I kind of get it. Yeah.
But other than that, she's like, did nothing for me. And I go, got it. And that's when she knew she was not bi. And there you go. And so in the pool, back to the pool, everyone, there was an LLV guy here. They have a lot of staff here, women, men, and they, they're very helpful. They are very, um, what was the word that they're flirty, they're sexy, they're approachable, um, knowledgeable, but they're not the law. Right. Right. And so you can really interact with them and come up to them and touch them and kiss them and all kinds of stuff. They're like...
We've been flirting with the LLV staff for sure. Oh, fuck yeah. And so that one guy was in the pool. He and I had an interaction when we first got here. There were some sparks. There were some sparks, yeah. I saw it. Yes. It's there. And so in the pool, oh, my God. So I come up to him. I don't know who came up to who. And the kissing happened. And then the kissing, oh, my God, the kissing is so good. And so then, of course, I had to wrap my legs around him. And then that got things started down below. And then I started rubbing on his cock through his swimsuit.
And I still had my swimsuit bottoms on, which felt so good in the water so rubbing rubbing and i'm part bear so i'd like to rub i was rubbing my boob nipples on his chest and i rub my on his cock and then all of a sudden his cock comes out of his pants and now i have something to play with with my hand so So I get the real story on that. You were tearing his pants off, practically. I was not. Because the string for his swimsuit was all just knotted up because you just couldn't wait to get the string off. I saw the knot. There was clearly a struggle involved. Maybe.
Maybe that could have happened. Maybe. Don't have to deny it. It was so fun. Oh, my God. So then, so what's that? So I have his cock in my left hand. Ed comes up and he's like, hi, honey. What are you doing? I'm like, oh, my God.
I'm like, quick, I have a a cock in my left hand I need one in my right so so Ed takes his out of his pants so now I have one going in one hand one going in the other hand and I'm like oh my god this is heaven I'm in the pool I have two dicks in my hand jerking men off and kissing and oh my god it's so great and so then oh and then how did my legs get on his shoulder and how were you supporting my head you just miraculously levitated out of the pool and wrapped your thighs around his head and so he's he's almost basically giving me oral through my bathing suit right and you're supporting my head and shoulders and I'm grinding in his face yeah that was so fun that was that was very hot and so we're like okay this we have to get together tonight and so we had set like we're like yeah I'm on board but then that didn't I know why't happen, because I approached him later, and I saw him with a woman, and I said, is that your lady?
We hoped that was his lady. It was not his lady. Because some people do, some staff do come with their partner. Great. And he did not have a partner. And we like to play with partners. And I said, that is not your lady? And no i said can you find one can you can you grab that one he's like well she comes with another one and i go okay it can be a five people as long as there's something for everybody right but ed needs somebody yes and then that didn. So that was another. I swear, there was probably seven offers that night.
Yeah, it was definitely a target-rich environment, and we threw out a lot of darts to try and hit those targets. It just didn't happen. I'm convinced people come to Swinger Resorts. I'm convinced people spend thousands and thousands of dollars to come for sexy clothes, sexy conversation, sexy shenanigans, and drinking and food and being catered to, and they play or fuck other people maybe once or twice in seven days. Maybe. What the fuck then?
You are not a true swinger no sorry I'm feeling a little bitter right now you can sense the the angst from both of us a little bit and part of it's just being really horny from all of the sexy clothes, just sexy people. And then apparently we're not finding the right places to actually have sex. Well, here's what I'm thinking.
I think we, because we are in a different area and the type of venue that's provided to us where we are at a hotel takeover for two days at a time and you have an amazing, elegant, sexy playroom to go into and a hotel where you've got room parties and people, you've got this strong, strong underground community that is so networked that there is a lot of group play going on in a room. Even if you are not into orgies, you are, well, I don't know what that point was, but my point is there is a lot of orgy interaction going on, whether you know them well or you don't.
You don't need to get to know someone over the court really well over the course of five days just to play on the sixth last day in order to fuck them. You could know them. You could have some great conversation for one or two hours that evening and be in your hotel room fucking them or in the playroom fucking them. And that is what we're used to. Yeah. I don't need to know that much about you. It's just the rules. And there's a spark. Absolutely. So let's just go. Yeah. So we're going to do an episode after this with a survey attached to it to really get some just some Thank you.
So let's just go. Yeah. So we're going to do an episode after this with a survey attached to it to really get some just some cross the swinger listener group. Yeah. Statistics. I need to know the answers to these questions. We have so many questions that we want to put out there. Yes. So one more thing before we wrap this up.
We do have to talk about a couple that came from a different country that's very restrictive i can i can i name you can say the country the country so they they flew in from saudi arabia right he works there supposed to be temporary thing but he's been there for seven years right they swing and you cannot swing in saudi arabia So they have to fly everywhere. Right, so no sex toys, no provocative clothing. Yeah. She's not really able to talk to other people, and the few experiences where she's tried to practice her Arabic and talk to people. Yeah, or like the taxi cab driver. Right.
They are convinced that she she's a prostitute and she's trying to solicit them because she's trying to just have casual conversation and with a man so to say it's not swinger conducive basically the husband described it and he's like well if they find out they're going to stone you so it's can you really not okay like here we are eight years ago paranoid that our friends family and co-workers are going to find out and we're convinced that there's some tattoo on our forehead because we slept with another couple can you imagine yeah what they have to go through it's crazy and what she does is she she does have to wear burqa but she what she does is she just she's naked underneath underneath to reclaim some of her own identity of like yeah i'm i i am who i am i live in this country and i have to do this to survive but you know what i'm gonna be fucking to be fucking naked under here.
Right. And so that's what she does. And it's a lot of hotness under that burka. Oh fuck yeah. Because that woman is smoking. Um, so yeah, it's, it's been interesting. It's been an interesting few days so far. Um, we're, we're still working on our strategy and, and we'll see how it goes. Yeah. Oh, one more thing. Totally random. We did find out Vegas definitely sucks for the lifestyle. It is confirmed by someone who lives there. From residents who are swingers in Vegas. It's so. Yeah. There's like one party, basically. And they've lived there four years now.
I will say a listener has wrote in and said, it's not so bad if you get connected. There is a community and there is one club, but it's hit and miss. Right. So, again, if you're going there thinking that is a place to get lucky, no. Not so much. No, it's not good. Before you turn off our podcast to take care of all the vanilla things pulling you away, please reach out and give us a review. I know, mashing a star is so much easier. But a review is so much better for sharing your love of what we're doing with others. We would appreciate it.
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