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We have to talk about something we've been genuinely excited about for months, and our patrons actually got a preview of this already. Jamaica! Yes, we are going back, and actually, we have a great offer for you guys. Yeah, it's Swingcation. It's October 11th through the 18th at Hedonism 2. And if you don't know what Swingcation is, it's pretty easy. Swinger plus kink plus vacation. It's a hosted group with real structure, workshops, lectures, real conversations with experts who are passionate about bringing and bridging that gap between the swinger world and the kink world.
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And use our code at checkout. And you guys, if you have any questions about the event, the resort, or what to expect, just reach out. I mean, we're here for you. We're happy to help. So once again, TicketForPlay.com forward slash Swinky, the code SwingerU-VIP. We really want to see you there. Welcome to Swinger University, your horizontal enrichment program, offering you the naked facts about swinging. Here are your hosts, Ed and Phoebe. Hi, this is Ed. And this is Phoebe. We're recording day two at the LLV Costa Rica Takeover. Yes. Oh, my goodness.
If you haven't heard by our voices yet, they're a little raspy, mine especially. Lots of, lots of, um, talking and screaming and you know this is a full day of talking and then talking over music and the dance club and things like that so i'm a little horse and uh we our energy is a little lower today because it was a very busy day um but we did get some rest so So we're going to start off with what happened yesterday, midday through midday today. Right. So we did the whole kayaking thing, came back to the room, recorded, and then we took it from there. Yeah, down to the pool.
And there was a lot of pool time yesterday a lot of people that's pretty much what they did there was no excursions um they have like we had mentioned before they have two pools they have a lower pool which they call the hot tub pool because it's smaller but it's not really that small or much hotter than the regular yeah maybe that's There you go. And then the upper pool. And so the lower pool was happening. I mean, that's where it was at. It's a little more intimate setting. It's more surrounded by the jungle, kind of just envelops you.
And because of its nice round shape and the swim up bar, it seems a lot of people really liked that area for gathering. Right. There was no music and no shade, but that's where everyone wanted to be because small, it's like a kitchen, right? Everyone wants to pack into a small space. And there was a bar, so it was like. Yeah. And the swim-up bar was where most people were hanging out. Yeah, yeah.
So because of the no shade and me not wanting to be in the water all day to protect the hoo-ha and make sure she was in fighting shape, I couldn't stay in the water for too long, and I am white as a ghost based on my German heritage, so I could not be in the sun for very long. My fake tan looks lovely, but I'd be applying sunscreen every 20 minutes. Yeah. So we spent time in the upper pool, which was just as lovely. Little less people, but they had music, which I loved. And people would rotate in and out.
And we found our throuple couple up there, so we hung with them and chatted with them quite a bit. And then as the new people rotated in, the group got bigger. Yeah, and it was a pretty steady stream of new people that we got to meet. Yeah. And, you know, where are you from? What, you know, what's your thing? Yeah, yeah. It was all very interesting, very nice, lovely people. And then at some point volleyball started, which was super sexy to watch. Naked volleyball. Naked volleyball. Boobs bouncing up and down in the water. So great. Fair amount of that.
There was some nipple O-ring play, which was fun. I did participate in that. Yeah, and you discovered that you shouldn't keep them on for too long. I know. My poor nipples. My gosh. Yeah, so they got, if you've never used them, they got engorged, and so they swelled, and so that made getting the O-ring off even harder because they'd been on too long.
So they were starting to turn purple, and I said, oh, my God, we need to take these off and so um ed was trying to be very very gentle and then at one point he said baby i'm just gonna have to pull off rip the band-aid off basically and i'm like oh yeah so even the saliva and the the sucking didn't help too much though it's amazing even like with a ring you know your fingers swell up it's the oil that really does help but we didn't have any much. Hotter, though, it's amazing, even, like, with a ring, you know, on your finger. Yeah, and your fingers swell up.
It's the oil that really does help, but we didn't have any, and we need to get them off soon. So, anyway. Yes. The nipples were saved. The nipples were saved. And what else did you get for your nipples?
Oh, a hot hot orange neon orange llv triangle bikini yeah a tiny little triangle front and a tiny little triangle in the back very tiny triangles four little tiny triangles all kind of semi-connected yeah so it was super sexy and their logo is really great so it was really fun they had a table selling them and of course i wanted to buy one oh my god they were only 30 i'm like a two please i almost bought three because it was like one in every they actually had four i really i should have just bought all four but i got a hot uh neon orange and then a purple very bright brilliant purple which will look great against my red hair that was the logic the purple and the red hair yeah that's where the decision went that makes sense, purple.
I don't know. Went with purple. I'm happy that you're getting skimpy little bikinis. So I rocked that bathing suit, not like I needed one. Because I think I brought six bathing suits. And not like you need those either at a naked resort. But, you know, it's fun to just prance around and, know it's like a costume change yeah but it is interesting i will say as i commented to ed as we were walking to the pool the other day in my llv bathing suit i said you know i've never been comfortable walking around in a two-piece ever until really recently. And you look fabulous.
Never as a teenager, never in my younger adult years, I never was ever that comfortable doing that. I saw people do it. I wanted to be comfortable doing that. But not until I became a swinger. And late in the swinger game. And late, yeah. So it's amazing how you just evolve and change. And, you know, based on everyone's background and upbringing and programming, you know, you got what you got.
You work with what you got and you grow and you change and you move and you evolve and you become different and yeah freer and all that good stuff whatever the world is your oyster for however you want to experience it absolutely and you realize when people are hitting on you you are actually hot and you start to embrace it yeah yeah so yesterday was a good day and good day. And then we took a nap after that. Long day of being in the sun. Took a nap before dinner. A little cooked. A little extra crispy. Oh, it got cooked. Yeah. Ed used sunscreen about Ed got cooked. And a number of people did.
We were noticing the ruddy hue of most of the people running around i am surprised people are down out in the sun right now at the pool i i don't know how they do it but um you know when you get the when you get the uh we'll talk about that later what happens when you get too much sun too much drinking drinking, and too much full time? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. So dinner. Dinner was great and fabulous. Oh, my gosh. Again, food is so good. Seafood, chicken. Was it roast beef? What was it? Ribs. It was prime rib was not so good. I think it was overcooked. It was tough. Yeah.
I could not get my butter knife through it. A little gnaw-y. Yeah. But the fish. Oh, so fabulous. And even the chicken and all the different dishes and the sweet potato. Like, everything here tastes different. Like, it was mashed sweet potatoes, but did not taste like our sweet potatoes, right? Right. We were talking about this yesterday. The, quote, tamale here tastes totally different from a tamale there. Now, I understand there's lots of different kinds of tamales, but still, it tasted completely different. Broccoli tastes different.
I mean, it's just, and different squash and different vegetables, fruits. It's just, I have so much fun just tasting everything. So, that's what I do. I get a little plate of every little thing. I sample every little thing. And then I, you know, get to experience it all. And there's plenty of choices, so. Because it's like a lifestyle. There's plenty of choices to sample from. Ah, so lovely. So theme night was devil and angel. And holy crap. OK, so the party started at 9. Yeah, about that. Yeah. And during, so explain the bars, how they had it. There's two of them.
Yeah, so there's kind of a dance floor area. And right next to the dance floor, they have a disco indoors, which is also a karaoke bar. And we tolerated it to get a drink, and then we got out. Until someone started singing Cash's, um, ring of fire, ring of fire. Yeah. And I love that song by Johnny Cash. When somebody else was singing it, that's okay. You know, it's hit and miss. I mean, karaoke is kind of a, throwing a dart at a wall. Maybe it's good. Maybe it's not. You just don't know. You never know. Your mileage will vary.
But right next door to that is a more formal bar and you can go in and get drinks made. But the disco, well, they called that the disco inside with the air conditioning and karaoke. But then outside near the lobby, they converted a seating area into the larger dance floor with lights right video screens yeah um and laser lights live dj oh he was good the whole thing dj noise yeah n-o-i-Z-E. He was really good. Yeah, he was fun. I liked his music. It was what I call dance music, but a lot of people will call it EDM music. But I like it because it's the energy.
It keeps you going, especially me being an introvert. I need that rhythm to just keep me going. It was so fun. Yeah. And it's the EDM with kind of traditional songs. Yeah.
rhythm to just keep me going it was so fun yeah yeah and it's the the edm with kind of traditional songs yeah mixed in with the the bass line the beats yeah and older songs like um some 80s stuff was mixed in there with a new beat and i was like oh my god i love this song from the 80s but it's like new and hip and different you know yeah you've all been there you get it good times so it was fun, oh, my God, I love this song from the 80s, but it's, like, new and hip and different. You know. You've all been there. You get it. Good times. So it was fun. The dancing was fun.
They rotated out two separate buffets. So they brought out one buffet of all kinds of finger food and snacks early on in the evening after, you know, this is after dinner, once the club thing started. and then everyone snacked all that up. And then they went and brought another one out later in the evening, around 11, 1130, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Maybe midnight. So it was nice. There was constant food available for people, water, alcohol, all that. There's no shortage. I was wondering if they were going to run out of alcohol, but I don't know. Thank you.
for people um water alcohol all that there's no shortage i was wondering if they're gonna run out of alcohol but they don't know because the the bottles you can tell them they they drop quite a bit the levels you go in um outfits oh man the devil angel out crazy people really did great job. And they put some effort into it. I mean, they are sexy. It was basically just fucking sexy lingerie and body suits walking around. Wings, feathers, lots of butts hanging out, breasts overflowing. Yeah.
Just thigh-high, stockings, sexy shoes sexy shoes strappy pointy yummy stuff wandering around the high hip butt cheek exposed thing was just phenomenal yeah i thought that was so fabulous there's a lot of butts everywhere a lot of yes this ones. This one woman's dress, oh, my God, amazing. It was red. You have to explain this dress. I have a hard time forming words when I'm thinking of that dress. I get tongue-tied, and there's swelling involved. This woman is gorgeous. She's my type. She is totally my type.
Jet black hair straight in this gorgeous bob that almost touches the top of her shoulders. Beautiful, beautiful hair. Beautiful accent. And she's... Perfectly round breasts and butt and legs. And so this dress that she's wearing is a halter top, but it's a really wide halter. So it's like side boob and cleavage right in the middle. Like it's like a foot of cleavage just right there in your face. And then down the back, there's these elastic kind of ladder rungs that run all the way down to the bottom. About an inch wide. Yeah, about an inch wide. And maybe four inches.
And like a two-inch gap in between each one. So it's just all spine, lower back, butt crack, and of course no panties. Of course not.
And what's even better is if she stands with light behind her, it's actually see-through too so you can see the shadow between her thighs and yeah like I said speechless hot I think for some reason that was the sexiest dress and I'm not sure why even though there were so many sexy outfits i yeah yeah people were very very creative i actually was overdressed in my in your bra and panties with a completely see-through sheer kind of uh cover-up cover-up yeah with like butterflies all over it yeah i was overdressed yeah i would have been better just walking around in the bra and the bra and the panties and eventually because your shoes right because you had amazing shoes everybody loved your shoes they were lace up all the way up over the calf so they were like the wrap around crisscross straps yes ran all the way everything was that look it basically looks like diamonds right right the heels the soles of the shoe the top of the shoe the straps that went up the leg all diamonds sparkles sparkles and the shoes had butterflies on them.
The cover-up has butterflies. The bra had blue butterflies. Right. There's a theme. Headband had butterflies. And you were wearing your Victoria's Secret sparkly panties that had little bedazzled straps on the side. Yeah. So by the end of the night, I was just in my high heels, panties, andies on a rock because i got hot to be clear she was hot before the evening started and then everyone was like oh my god we didn't even see her she was like wait you didn't even see my oh man i should have taken this off a long time ago so tonight um no cover up no's animal night. And oh, that dress.
Oh, you're going to be the equivalent of the red dress, but an animal print and see through lace, but we're getting ahead of ourselves because that's for tomorrow's episode, but we'll tease you a little bit. So. It wasn't all fun and games. At some point, a woman did kind of, she either slipped and fell or she passed out or she stumbled and fell and then was, yeah. It was a bit scary. She was dehydrated and had passed out. Of course, there's nurses here. So, yay to the nurses. Thank you. Bye-bye. had passed out. Of course, there's nurses here. So yay to the nurses.
Nurses to the rescue and nurses in the lifestyle. I love you. So they were there taking care of her. I love it. I can always tell a nurse at a party because they all have that same similar training. They say they ask the same they support people in the same way with support the head they you know all the things that they do there's a pattern of how they care for somebody and um i knew she was in really good hands but it was scary when you see someone's eyes roll in the back of their head yeah it's it's fucking disturbing because they look dead. And she looked dead. But she was not.
She was just very dehydrated. So they brought her back to life. And rehydrated her. Rehydrated her. So but one other thing. Well, we'll wrap around back to that. So when you go to these events, we have a good friend of ours that has a phrase. And he says, You got to train for this shit. Exactly. So when you spent thousands of dollars to get here on a flight, a thousand dollars or or more to stay here. It's a swinger resort, right? So whether you actually come to, maybe you don't come to have sex. I don't know. We come to have sex.
So we don't come just for the drinking, the partying, because we can drink and party at home because we have that there. So we train for this, we make sure we hydrate. We make sure we're not in the pool too long because that dehydrates you. The alcohol dehydrates you. And it's really hard to keep up with your water consumption. I tried my best to keep up with my water consumption yesterday and I'm still dehydrated. Right. So, um, you have to just be mindful. It's difficult.
You're like a kid in a candy box you know with a candy box and you're like oh my god i just want to do everything i want to be with everybody and you kind of forget that you have to take care of yourself yeah in order to survive the week as it is there there's a couple people at breakfast wives on their own because their husband was not going to get out of bed all day yeah i'm like he did finally wander down but yeah he was a little uh okay can we talk about october for a second oh my god yeah i've been waiting for this we were invited to be guest speakers for two engagements on a six-star crystal cruise ship with 310 lifestyle couples and it sails from montreal to boston during the peak foliage season i'm super excited and honestly i'm really nervous yeah it's kind of a version of like a swinger ted talk that we're gonna have to do oh my god i know and more importantly if you know the brand it's llv luxury lifestyle vacations you may have seen them and they're sexy playmakers with their fun red hats this ship the crystal symphony is classy butler service for every single room michelin rated restaurants full spa clothing optional sensual playrooms like everything theme nights and international dj so it's luxury and nudity oh man this is gonna be great.
The bottom line is we want you there with us. It's 310 couples. And like all their vacations, they book up fast. They really do. Their vacations are extremely popular. So please come with us. And in order to find it, all you have to do is go to our swingerlinks.com and look for the llv sensual voyage we hope you'll join us cooked a little cooked yeah i'm not gonna spend thousands of dollars to lay in bed in my hotel resort all day long right not gonna happen so that's the So that's the big trick, right? But you know, pace yourself, uh, drink in moderation for two really good reasons.
One, you don't want to pass out or be sick on somebody and you don't want your dick to stay limp all night. So that's maybe that's reason number one. Yes. And I don't even know if anyone was in the playroom last night. So many people were on the dance floor. I don't think anyone got to the playroom. We didn't get to the playroom. We visited the playroom to see that it wasn't set up the first night, and then we haven't been back. I know. Because we have, even though I said we're here to fuck, we have had a lot of time, fun time, making the connections. Right.
But no one is actually, I think people are still getting their feet wet, so to speak, still making those connections. I have a feeling towards the end of the week, people will start actually... Well, we're hoping to start getting other things wet soon and transition. We're going to start making more direct offers. Yes. Hey, would you like to do this in the playroom? Yes. Would you like to do this at our bedroom. Start dragging people. Yes, we are going to start dragging people. Yeah, today is the day. Most people are out on excursions, so, you know, hopefully not in the sun.
Hopefully not too tired today. And maybe the people who are off doing excursions will miss out on some daytime shenanigans. They also did have a photographer up there last night. I don't know how we're going to get those photos, but they were sexy. We'll figure that out. Yes. So there's an on-site photographer. Let's see. What else? Oh, later in the evening, I tried to get a bunch of people to go to the lower hot tub pool. Right. Um, to use it as like an outdoor playroom. Playroom. We were all over that. Yeah. So we went down and, uh, there really wasn't anyone there.
People kind of trickled in and it just just they didn't really have it set up for that and it was not enough light um not enough people no towels were out so yeah it was kind of yeah i don't know and what do you do it on like the lawn the sun chair i think you'd have to do it on the uh lounge furniture which we have done before and it's uncomfortable and you do it on, like, the lawn, the sun chair? I think you'd have to do it on the lounge furniture, which we have done before, and it's uncomfortable, and you do end up with road rash on the insides of your knees. Yes. I can attest to that. Yes.
That was fun. That was a fun night, though. Yeah, so if they had had beds down there, then yes, I think more people would have. But they're trying to get something going. But instead, we, you know, instead of playing, we met a really nice couple. We'd been talking to them in the pool earlier in the day. But it was nice to kind of continue the conversation.
You had gone to get drinks at some point on the dance floor and i was standing talking to the lady of the couple um austin couple and she i had asked her earlier in the day of what their play style was and so she asked me what ours was and of course i were full swap but we really like soft swap we love the foreplay and the touching and the kissing and all the stuff and so that little conversation and then we saw them again down at the lower pool and so i asked them them how they got into it. And it was interesting, their experience, because they, as a couple, would go out on date nights.
And they felt kind of basically judged by the community or other people in the venue where they went to have their date night, dancing and things like that, about how they felt judged about how they expressed their affection for one another. Right. They're all having a good time. They're dressed up sexy. Maybe they're dancing sexy or kissing each other, but they felt like they were being stared at or like that was weird. Right. And they thought, wow, that's so they, they just felt constrained by their community.
Like they couldn't really express who they were and how they felt for one another openly. Right. And, and this is a married couple. This is a couple who've been married for like 14 years, have a couple of kids. Yeah.
And so that kind of spurred on the whole, well, gosh, you know, this is kind of maybe we need better friends kind of thing yeah isn't there something else better out there i mean a more friendly open community how do so the husband started listening to some podcasts he he figures out oh yeah there are people like-minded people open-minded people happens to be a swing community and so they started checking he they listened to podcasts and then they checked out some of the local swinger um venues right in their area and they found that yeah they can go they can have a good time they don't have to swing they just really liked being in that environment right which is great you know we hear this all the time even on the bliss cruise people come they come they hang out with all the open-minded people but they don't swing at all um and so they did that for a little while and then then they kind of thought well you know i don't know maybe might be kind of nice to you know try a little soft you know here and there and you know you when you get in those environments and you start to see how your sexuality gets to expand and how exciting it is by having sex with your partner next to somebody else who's having sex with their partner and how just like...
Who gets to do that? It's just so... The sensory overload and the energy and everything is just so fascinating. And then at point, you may want to extend that into more touching for soft, more soft, and then maybe full. But you don't even have to do that. But it was nice. It was a nice story to figure out, you know, how they got into that. I feel badly that they couldn't just be themselves in their own community.
That they, like, just fucked up so it's it's strange we i don't think we ever felt that but maybe we just didn't give a we don't have that in our area because we have you know in the world near san francisco so we have you know a very large lgbtq community in san francisco and and even in sacramento and we have a bar called faces and they have three bars in three dance clubs in this one bar it's a massive thing right so you have like more of the hip-hop bar music in that one area then they have a country section, which changes themes during the middle of the night.
It switches over to something else. Then they have more of the EDM dance music on the third one. That's where the sexy gay men stand on their little platforms. Oh, the little go-go dancer guys. Oh, my God. It's you give up money in there oh and they're you know pants and touch them and so nice and i know i love faces but you know that's what it is it's like there's something for everybody so you can you express and express yourself they have a unisex bathroom so we walk in first time i walked in was like oh i'm in the wrong bathroom. Nope. Nope. It's unisex.
I was, man's standing there at the urinal pan. I was like, okay, that's cool. A couple of men come out of the bathroom from a single stall together. I'm like, okay, I know what's going on in there. Wow. This is really cool. My mind was blown. This is all before swinging, right? I was like, wow, this is so cool. So anyway. this is really cool. My mind was blown. This is all before swinging, right? I was like, wow, this is so cool. So anyway, once again, very fortunate to live in a community that's very open in that regard.
Eventually, we say goodbye to our lovely couple, and then we're in bed at 3 a.m. It was a very full day. Full day. So people are out doing excursions. People are exercising today. And we are going to walk the property because it's massive. It is a huge piece of property. And we are going to get some serious steps in. And hills, lots of hills and lots of climbing and lots of steps. Yeah. Literally steps. So we're going to check some stuff out. And then tonight's theme, the animal jungle theme. It's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah. So we will talk to you tomorrow. All right.
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