LLV Costa Rica Takeover Day 1

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And use our code at checkout. And you guys, if you have any questions about the event, the resort, or what to expect, just reach out. I mean, we're here for you. We're happy to help. So once again, TicketForPlay.com forward slash Swinky, the code SwingerU-VIP. We really want to see you there. Welcome to Swinger University, your horizontal enrichment program. Group projects were never this much fun. Here are your hosts, Ed and Phoebe. Hi, this is Ed. And this is Pho. We are recording live from Costa Rica. Pretty much unscripted. Yeah, this is probably as loose as we get in terms of scripting.

I mean, we get loose. Yes. I mean, don't misconstrue that. We will, like, get freaky. Yes.

So if you haven't been on twitter and you haven't been on tiktok and all our other social media you don't know that we're recording live from llv's costa rica takeover and if you're not on twitter or instagram or any of our social accounts you need to why are you not but please join us and we're glad you're listening now yes oh my god we're so excited we we actually like cracked the sliding glass door a little bit so you can hear the costa rican rumba style zumba type music yes that's going on in the pool we can see the pool from from our room. It's amazing.

And a bunch of naked boobies shaking. Everyone is naked. When we first got here, they're like, oh, some people might be naked, you know, which is topless. No, fuck no. Everyone's naked. We're down at the beach. Anyway, we're jumping ahead. I know. I'm so excited. Let's start from the beginning. Okay, start from the beginning. Okay, so we get the flight, blah, you know, what flying is like. Flying sucks. Flying sucks. And so then we get to Costa Rica, and the line for customs was really, really long. It was hideously long.

And we, but what made it better was we met our first couple, the pineapple. In customs. The pineapple couple. Do you have anything to declare? Yes, we're swingers and so are they. So declaring that. So Ed spots this guy with a pineapple shirt. Pineapple shirt. And very sparkly gold shoes.

But he didn't relay the gold shoe part until later like that was an indicator that he was like a swinger and like why were the gold the pineapple shirt did it for me but he's like oh but look at the shoes they're fabulous that's sparkly they're so they've got to be event shoes someone's making a statement yeah yes there's some peacocking there's some peacocking going on so he's like look at that guy behind you you know back over to your right he's got a pineapple shirt so trying to be subtle trying to be subtle of course we've talked to them afterwards yes so times so i glance over to my shirt and mr p mr pineapple was so funny when he recounts the story and i wish wish he was here to tell it because he does it so well.

And we may actually pull them in for an interview, which will be fun. Yes, yes. We'll see if we can do it here or not. Or later. Or later, yes. So I glance over my right shoulder. I look at the shirt. I look at his face. He catches my gaze because he knew what was going on. He spotted Ed. Well, he wore the shirt for a reason. I mean, he's trying to reel fish in. So I nonchalantly turn my head back and then I'm like, oh, fuck. He caught my eye. I'm like, I just have to call myself out. I look back over my shoulder. I'm like, hi, hi, I'm Phoebe. Right. But I use my real name.

And so we introduced and, yeah. And so every time we go back and forth. So we're not, what, five minutes into customs. They came off of a different plane than us because they came from the East Coast. We came from, holy fuck. From whatever. Yeah, we went up to Alaska and came back down. Let's just say that. Yeah, it's just ridiculous. But we're not in the line for five minutes, and we've already connected with another couple. Yeah, super fun. Ooh, and... Advice number one. Yes, advertise. Walk up and introduce yourself, no matter where you are, to the couple.

Because we met a second couple once we got through customs and had the interview. Yes. And then we were ready to scan our bags as the last entrance into Costa Rica. We met another couple who basically got pushed to the front of the line because of some, I don't know, instance. We will not call anyone out, but there was a politically incorrect person in line with us. Correct. And Customs was very nice and pulled the nice people out of the line and put them to the front. Anyway, they're here too. So we met two couples. They're just vanilla people. Oh, they are? Oh, I got that so confused.

Okay, well, whatever. They were a very nice couple though. And we introduced ourselves anyway because you never know. You never know. Okay, so getting on to the good stuff. So we get on the bus and it's a bus, like big bus. It's like a charter bus. It's a charter bus, full. We wait, and then two more couples, three more couples, four more couples come on. The bus is like three-quarter full. The bus? The bus. Almost sounds like you said bus. Pussy? What? Huh? What did that guy say? I don't know. Say it. So we're ready to go. We're getting ready. Can you tell me we've had some alcohol? Yeah.

And so our pineapple friend had brought a bottle of Fireball with him. Yeah. And he was prepared to just start the party right there on the bus. And another gentleman on the bus was like, let's get the party started. So he stands up and he says, hi, anyone want to go in the back of the bus and have sex right now? In the bathroom. And, of course, the heckling from the audience was, it's not the Mile High Club anymore. We're on a bus. It's okay. We can create a new theme for that. The Bus High Club? So it's been a long day of traveling.

The bus ride was relatively short, but the customs line was hideous. And so then when we arrive at the resort, you know, I'm an impatient person. I'm anxious to just get the party started. I can neither confirm nor deny that Phoebe is impatient. Yeah. So the check-in process was a little more lengthy than I liked, but I don't like any check-in process.

They tend to be longer than I think they should be anyway, but because L because llv this was like their first time and and literally this was buses of like 30 to 50 people coming in all at the same time back to back it was a lot of people it was a lot lobby i will say our check-in went a lot faster than everybody else's so i don't know what the fuck was going on with that but i am thankful for the multiple mimosas and beers that they were passing around because that's what kept me going so that's that cheers to the cerveza yes so we get to the room get everything unpacked and then um what was happening oh drinks lots of drinks social dinner.

Oh, my God. The dinner buffet was phenomenal. Wait, did I forget something? It was, but I was going to add a little bit to the drinks. Oh. So there are multiple pools here, and one of the, quote, pools turns out to be kind of a hot tub with a swim-up bar.

Mm-hmm a pearl if you've been to the way out yeah it's it's a big warm pool yeah and we were all kind of hanging out now we happen to be in a small group the pineapple couple that we've been met in line yes turns out they weren't a couple they were a throuple yes so Phoebe and I immediately got hooked up with a third extra fun woohoo what's not to love about that who doesn't like more and so we're hanging out with them at the pool and of course we just just decided to get naked. Yeah. Cause no one was naked. And we're like, what the hell? So we're all naked in the pool and then, Oh my gosh.

Okay. So wait, I can't call this guy out completely. Don't, don't say what his, his actual airline he's with. Oh, I was going to say the airline. Okay. So he's a pilot. Oh, I wasn't going to say that. Well, we won't say the airline. We won't say the airline. I'm going to... I'm just going to say... The pilot. We considered career choices. Hello, pilot, policeman, fireman, you know, okay. Hi, your pilot. Oh, hi. And he was sexy. Dark hair. And there was also a flight attendant who was there. Oh, I didn't see her. Who I was immediately like, oh, this will be fun. I missed her. Oh, my.

She was the petite little thing with the little boobies in the... Oh. Mmm. We would have had fun. We would have had fun. So, we were... So, Mr. Pilot, he... Oh, they're probably gone now. Anyway, so they swam up to us, to our fivesome at the time. And so he became a sixth, and we tried to get something together. But dinner was going to be happening soon. Right. And he was going to be staying tonight.

And the reason that he was there was because this particular airline has a contract with this hotel to put their crew up here when when they have a layover right and so there was about 30 of them staying here and so we were trying to drag him in and we were supposed to give him our contact information because every once in a while he'll fly into sacramento and i'm like oh i had the ho cars ready and everything and i I haven't seen him at all today. No. So anyway, but he was a little too drunk to probably make anything happen last night. And we were so tired. We were very tired.

Especially after dinner and more drinks. And so now to dinner. Now to dinner. The buffet. Fabulous. So much food. You can't even. There's no way you could eat or taste all all of it there's just something for everybody i took a little bit of maybe half of it yeah yeah and it was phenomenal i will say the two times i've been to costa rica that i just love the food here it's so clean tasting it's just, I can't describe it any other way. It's pork, it's carnitas, but it is like pure carnitas. It is a tamale, but it is like the best tamale. It's not just vacation mode.

It's like, it doesn't have all the extra crap that we put into it, preservatives and shit in America.

We're so used to processed oh my god so good so anyway dinner was phenomenal drinks conversation big tables this was all around the pool so big round tables with tablecloths beautiful chairs big blue bows and nice saxophone playing There was, like, live yes it was a little kenny g for me right a little more of a jazz purist but yeah i get it it was it was still kind of fun but it was lovely lovely and they were supposed to have a a night night club there was we just weren't there we We weren't there. A lot of people weren't, we heard, because it was travel day. A lot of people were tired.

Some people traveled really far to get here. There was a couple from Saudi Arabia. Yeah. We met them at the pool. I met them at the pool. You haven't met them yet. They're from Australia via Saudi Arabia to Costa Rica. Dang. So there you go. Theirs was like a 20-hour flight. Oh, man. We had a nine-hour plus flight. Yeah, which normally should take three or four. But anyway, not going to get into that. But, you know, you've been there. So, yeah, here we are. And so then today we wake up, we get breakfast. We wear practically nothing, you know, to breakfast.

And everyone else is wearing practically nothing, which is awesome. The food, again, amazing. And then we went on a kayak tour at 9 o'clock in the morning. It was amazing. So much fun on the ocean. It was really calm. It was beautiful. Got to see pelicans, some guys snorkeling. Yeah. Oh, we have to rate and review Miss, our tour guide. Our tour guide. She was very cute. She was very cute. Costa Rican. She said she's going to be at the bar Tuesday or Thursday. What I don't know is if we can fraternize with the staff or not, but I would seriously fraternize with that particular girl.

She's got some nice hips and booty. Juicy eyes. Yeah, she's seriously cute. She's very cute. Very cute Costa Rican girl Yes, so fun. And so then we come back, and everyone is in the small hot tub. They call it the hot tub pool. It's a smaller pool. Which is 50 feet from the beach. Where you can be naked. Walk up from the beach, and there's the swim-up bar.

Lots of of naked boobs everyone was naked yeah so it was nice no one was naked last night everyone's naked today and everyone is mostly naked in the large pool that i'm looking out at right now mostly naked you know what mostly naked is great for me. Yeah. So that's day're only you know we're like half a day to a half a day and then tomorrow we will let you know what goes on tonight and tomorrow morning right because tonight's theme is angels and devils yes i'm the angel with a hidden devil inside so tomorrow we'll let you know about all Yes, I'm the angel with a hidden devil inside.

So tomorrow we'll let you know about all the angel and devil shenanigans we get into tonight. Yes, and hopefully the pineapple throuple. We really hope to get into a little bit of the pineapple throuple. Yes. That's fun. All right. Let's get back out there because I'm ready to have some fun. We got to go party. Miss everyone. Wish you were here. Talk to you soon. Bye-bye. Before you turn off our podcast to take care of all the vanilla things pulling you away, please reach out and give us a review.

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