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Maybe you have years of experience giving blowjobs. Maybe not. Either way, it will be fun to bone up on your blowjob skills. So get ready to slip into something more comfortable, because it's class time. Oh, yeah. So what's up next, Ed? Me, probably. Oh, yeah, you'll be up in short order here it's it's whose corner this is phoebe's passion corner yes i think this may be a new segment that we do I don't know know. It slipped into the creativeness of Phoebe. Okay. I'm just going to say it. I find Giving Head extremely pleasurable. I've watched.
It's true true the sensation of the tip of the head specifically the corona of glands aka penis crown is my favorite this is that ridge the edge of the mushroom that I love to newel on with my lips.
I also love the frenulum, which is the ridge on the neck of the glands right before the corona glands where the foreskin meets the underside of the penis since ed shared with me that this is his sweet spot and apparently for most men it gives me great pleasure to tease and focus on this area of the penis yeah hard yet oh yeah ed's hard yet i told you it was only well yeah it was less than two minutes my other favorite is melting the popsicle this is my term i wrap my lips around the shaft on one side and move from the base of the corona and back several times then switch sides i love this because it feels like i'm melting one of those rocket pops between my lips you know those rocket pops from when you're a kid?
They're like red, white, and blue. Star Spangled Banner, baby. Just go up and down. Okay. Oh, getting distracted. Okay. Then I top it off with grabbing the penis with my hand and gently smacking the frenulin on my outstretched tongue, which makes a great sound pretty much like that. And it feels amazing. Okay. All right. Is everyone hot for teacher now? I am. Okay. Oh, are we still continuing with us?
Are taking a break oh god yeah i i can get through it okay cool i'll do my best may have to take my pants off but i figured okay so why do it why you know why give head why yeah what's up with blowjobs right where i perform play show because there's a certain vulnerability right you have to surrender your body and this very vulnerable part of you to your partner you have to trust that they're not going to use any teeth that they're going to be gentle you know they're not going to be any teeth, that they're going to be gentle, you know. They're not going to be Lorena Bobbitt. Oh, yeah. Oh.
I know. I just ruined the whole thing for everybody who is listening. And there goes the chubby. It's also a form of intimacy for both of you.
And I it has this great power oh yeah that i have control over ed's body and i can make ed's body do what i want oh yeah she loves making me claw at the sheets and wiggle around and yeah it's it's that part is really intoxicating we should yeah okay continue whoo all right class sorry so how does this start i don't know i got all distracted communication is part of this whole process all right absolutely no shock right you know you need to focus obviously on what feels good to you maybe that's not obvious i'm sorry this is how i started i Focused on what was good, felt good to me.
First, I tried to do what everyone was doing in porn. And then you're all in your head and you're thinking, oh, I should do what he likes. And you're just, you're in your head. You're not in your body. You're not doing what feels good to you. if you're doing what feels good to you you're going to get excited you're going to get turned on you're going to have a pleasurable experience if you're experiencing pleasure your partner's going to be explore why is that so hard to say your partner is going to be experiencing pleasure i got all excited excited there. Yeah.
Well, and a woman who's really enthusiastic, obviously she's enjoying herself. Yes. Is really hot. Like, 100%. That's all for me. I am all in it. Because if she's like, holy shit, this chick really likes doing this. That's hot. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. So. But when you're starting out, you do want to have some communication.
It would be nice to say know obviously talk to your partner hey what do you like what don't you like what freaks you out what are you nervous about these are the things i like to do and then you can have this dialogue right like for example i could say to ed i really love sticking balls in my mouth. And Ed would say, I'm a little bit nervous about that. Which is true. Just be gentle. If you're gentle, you can play with the balls. So now I know I can't be super aggressive. And I start off slow. And I don't suck the fuck out of him.
Because I'm going to freak Ed out he's not gonna let me do it anymore and i really want to do it so hence the communication right okay so you find out what each partner likes you hone in on that technique. You know, don't get crazy and try to do like five different things in one session. If you're doing it for the first time, just perfect that one thing. Right. Okay, maybe add in a second one, but don't go cray-cray. Yeah, you can focus on one thing. This is kind of like a learning session. You're going to ask some questions, try a few things.
And when you find something that they really like and that you can maintain for a few minutes, it's going to work out pretty well. Right. The other very important part of communication is, do you like cum in your mouth? Maybe you do. Maybe you don't. That's pretty important because your partner wants to feel comfortable releasing and he wants to make sure you're comfortable.
And you don't want to kind of ruin that experience if somebody's not comfortable okay can we talk about october for a second oh my god yeah i've been waiting for this we were invited to be guest speakers for two engagements on a six-star crystal cruise ship with 310 lifestyle couples and it sails from montreal to boston during the peak foliage season i'm super excited and honestly i'm really nervous yeah it's kind of a version of like a swinger ted talk that we're gonna have to do oh my god i know And more importantly if you know the brand it's llv luxury lifestyle vacations you may have seen them and they're sexy playmakers with their fun red hats this ship the crystal symphony is classy butler service for every single room Michelin rated restaurants, spa clothing optional sensual playrooms like everything theme nights and international dj so it's luxury and nudity oh man this is gonna be great the bottom line is we want you there with us it's 310 couples and like all their vacations, they book up fast.
They really do. Their vacations are extremely popular. So please come with us. And in order to find it, all you have to do is go to our swingerlinks.com and look for the LLV Sensual Voyage. We hope you'll join us. Well, and just like consent, it's good to know ahead of time because it's either something to look forward to or at least something to be aware of what's going to happen at the end. Right.
Nothing like thinking you're going in for a touchdown and find out you're gonna have to punt right right so you know talk about that you know um i'm sure i mean maybe you haven't done your research maybe you've never had someone come in your mouth. At first, I didn't like it. It was a bit shocking. No one discussed it with me ahead of time. And the force of the cum shooting down the back of my throat was like, oh my god. I had no idea there was such force. I need to jaculate. A million miles an hour.
So it was a little's a little shocking so obviously you know you're having a conversation yeah phoebe hasn't anyone ever told you don't talk with your mouth full yeah yeah but you know we are talking to experienced swingers etc etc but but then again i was thinking well maybe someone has been with their partner for so many years that they and they just said no i just i never do like you know some people have a rule i never do anal i never have come in my mouth and then they adhere to the rule but then they never really go back and revise it they go well why don't i maybe i would what are the reasons why oh because it was just a rule but but what are the real reasons oh you know what i don't have a reason anymore 20 years ago you had a reason but maybe now you don't have one and so maybe now you try something new and if you can get your partner to eat lots of pineapple oh makes it very sweet from what i've heard yeah there's a couple foods like that we go into that uh later maybe not in this podcast but somewhere we go into that i know because i've done the research i'll be right back i'm gonna go get some pineapple you have to do it two to three days ahead of time though consecutively i know because it has to get into the system oh wow and you have to and then you have to flush out the old before the new pineapple flavor filters down.
Baby, I'm all ready to flush. You got to clean out my pipes. I have to clean out your pipes? Hey, you know, it's a mutual thing. I clean your pipes. You clean my pipes. It's all good. Okay. All right. Okay. This episode. Oh, my Lord.
Come into your into your mouth okay did we cover all that yes take some getting used to communicate i talked about how i started off but i actually didn't tell you how i started off i started off by licking it and tasting it and eventually i swallowed it but honestly it wasn't my choice it just kind of happened there was no communication a little shocking and I didn't like it but later with the right partner I learned to love it right so I modified. Early on, I had a bad experience or shocking experience. I'm like, oh, that's nasty. I labeled it as such.
But then later in life, I reviewed that and went, oh, you know what? That's not so bad. So there you go. Now it's actually a bit of a challenge for you. Why? Hello. To get me to actually get there. Come in your mouth. Thank you. Why? Hello? To get me to actually get there. I know. Ed is like the zen of he's the guru of the long-lasting hard-on. So, if you want to have 20 orgasms, Ed is your man. Holy shit, I almost spit my drink out. It does happen that way sometimes. It does happen. Ed has stamina like the gods. All right, preparation.
You got to get him in the mood mood not like that takes very much right i'm in it's a mental thing right hey let's fuck that's all it takes done no i'm just kidding um no that's all it takes i'm not easy hinting or telling him what you're going to do to him later. You whisper in his ear. Right now, it's me basically turning my office chair around. And scooting over 12 inches to Ed's chair because we're both working from home. Hey, want a nooner? I'm telling you right now, stand-up desks are great. Oh, yeah. We have sit-stand desks and her standing over her desk and me standing behind her.
It's great. That was really good. Yeah, that was good. Awesome. Although, dude, we need waterproof floors.
know other thing that's a whole other thing so you give him a heads up or you could just surprise him and just rip off his pants in the kitchen while he's making dinner which i have done and i'm sure a lot lot of people have done and it's super sexy and super hot yes it is the mood uh oh we are talking about the mood you the giver uh make sure you've got things comfortable for you um you know if you want lighting if you want smells if to be wearing lingerie, or if you want to use lube while you're giving fellatio, I'll go into that later. You know, a moist cloth, towel, set it all up.
If you want to create the mood, you can do that. If you want to just do it down and dirty in the kitchen spontaneously just do that it's kind of fun to do the whole like warm washcloth there's like a it's like a preparation thing like it's like a tea ceremony yeah teas ceremony it's a tease ceremony get it all warm and ready yes okay what other supplies oh hair tie carry one in your go bag yes good tip yes uh water by the bedside very very important hydration yeah. Hydration. Yeah. Cleanliness. So, you know, the tea's ceremony, you know, maybe he didn't have time to wash up.
Maybe you didn't give him a whole lot of notice.
So you just scoot into the bathroom, get a nice warm washcloth, wash him before you, you know, start to drive him crazy right it's all part of it it's terrible i know okay uh let's see rubbery shrubbery uh for both partners it's nice if they have an aversion to shrubbery that you know they trim on a regular basis I don't recommend you doing that well actually I don't know I have had someone trim my shrubbery before when not everything was lasered off and that was a kind of it was pretty sexy actually it was a it was a sexy it was a precursor it was a tease up to you know oral sex it was i have really i have shaved a woman before and it's pretty hot right yeah okay so washcloth hot washcloth uh-huh that worked okay it's like prepping your meal or dessert or that the let acres of land is that just explain this acres of land thing i still don't understand why the breasts are referenced as acres of land in this movie because acres of land to me feels like the whole body like no if you've got like very large breasts and they're being served up like in a bustier, then it's large tracts of land.
Tracts of land. Because it's breasts as far as you can see. Oh. Of course, you're very short-sighted and, you know, boobs right in your face. Gotcha. What movie was this? Here's why we sail on Virgin. It's adults only. No kids screaming at breakfast. No family buffet lines. Just champagne at noon. Late night pool parties and people who actually want to be there. The vibe? Think boutique hotel that happens to float. Tattoo parlors, drag brunch, restaurants you'd actually pay for on land.
Plus, when you're looking to connect with other couples who know how to have fun, let's just say Virgin attracts a very specific type of adventurousurist. No wonder Breadcruiser's here, just your people. Pretty sure it was a Mel Brooks movie. And those who are listening, and if you know me, and you know that I should know this reference, I know. I'm sorry. I know. I'm just counting on you, Ed. I know. I'm just counting on you. I'm like the movie reference guy. I know. But as far as I know, anybody who knows that I should know that isn't listening to this. So, I'm all right. Okay.
So, everyone knows about trimming their shrubbery. one really role is interested in a hair up the nose ed trims his balls all the way up the shaft um and trim the top a little bit keep it short neat and it's great that way i can play anywhere i want to without a hair in the way that's right and i like it and ed knows i like it because ed likes what i like and And I think that's what I'm going to do. That way I can play anywhere I want to without a hair in the way. That's right. And I like it. And Ed knows I like it.
And because Ed likes what I like and Ed likes what I do to Ed, he does it happily because it's fun. Anything to make it easier. And it's exciting. And it feels good. Okay. And for the gentlemen who are considering shaving the uh lower parts it makes your penis look bigger oh yeah if you didn't have it'll add at least an inch just saying i think most people have discovered that but that is a very good point. It doesn't hurt. Diet, we talked a little bit about, oh, I think I do have it in here. Oh, I do. So you don't even have to listen to another episode.
Diet will change the taste of the cum yes being hydrated is nice because then the the taste of the semen isn't going to be as strong so if you're well hydrated that's good good things to eat that will change the flavor and again you need to do this about two or three days ahead of time or just regularly yeah celery apparently reduces the saltiness of the flavor and ed i happen to notice you do not have a piece of celery in your bloody mary over there i do not but i did give you a piece of celery last night too but i ate the other one yeah yeah cranberries wheatgrass oh i had a i had a bunch of cranberries today okay we a cinnamon lemon peppermint parsley that makes sense too pineapple which ed mentioned oranges kiwi blueberries and plums all help with the flavor of cum and it'll make kind of sweet tastes better anything to add there no but I love pineapple i know i'd eat it all day long except for it chews up the top of my mouth after a while the acid in it all right so if you know you're gonna have this session you can start or you know that you going to go to a swinger event although everyone uses condoms okay that doesn't but afterwards when you need to reconnect with your partner because you've had amazing sex with you know other people and your partner's had amazing sex with other people and you want to have that reconnective, super, uber, duper amazing sex without a condom, then you want to make sure not to eat.
Go ahead. I was just going to say, there are some swingers that regularly engage in that. That's true. I think the...
It's called's called barebacking well but that's vaginal penetration and as oh that's as i know and check with your doctor because i am not a doctor although i'd happily give you a pelvic exam oh my lord as far as i know oral sex and the risk of transmission is fairly low and so for those people who would be interested in blowjobs and maybe swallowing it's pretty low risk although those people who are playing really safe will do like dental dams and condoms for oral sex etc so obviously do what you're comfortable with but there are some people who are happy having come play during swinger sex right i don't happen to be one of those guys that typically does that, but, you know.
Typically, you've never done that. I haven't. No. It's too much to manage. It locks you in pretty much to one couple, and you really have to trust them that they're not playing outside your group. But we covered that in our other episode. So, let's go.
couple and you really have to trust them that they're not playing outside your your group but we covered that yeah in our other episode so what are these bad things that you don't want to eat ed well what are these things that bb's not gonna like the and ironically these are the things that i love general well you love them too because i love them they taste good but oh some of them i don't like sorry i'm just reading yeah there's a couple of them in here anyway i'll go through the whole list but these are the things that make your pee smell funny if your pee smells funny your cum's gonna smell funny too probably tastes funny and don't drink your pee it's not a good thing unless you're a bigger gorillas no even for survivalists do not do it oh that's right he distilled the water off of his pee in the desert with plastic and the heat yes but that's water not pee pee yeah correct okay back on track totally off track okay let's go if you're into that no you know we're not like got it but we're not into that okay maybe flavors broccoli broccoli has a very strong smell apparently cabbage that i get thing cauliflower yep a little bit less than broccoli i can imagine but probably asparagus oh definitely if you happen to have right 40 what is it 40 of the population 20 i don't know well it's not that many we both have it and you have to have the specific gene to smell that asparagus is stinky god it's terrible i wish i didn't have it okay blessed honey beans beans and that goes two ways one way and two one and two one and two i see what you did right there no sneaking farts so yeah if this woman is going down on you you don't want to have to be fighting not farting in her face i'm telling you it ruins it for everybody one you're concentrating on not farting right and if you happen to squeak one out oh her face is right there not gonna be good trust me terrible terrible idea okay what else yep and unfortunately caffeine and i would probably specify it's probably coffee right right but you can i mean most people have you can get around it most people have their caffeine coffee in the morning and you all know what the coffee smells like but as you hydrate during the day and the caffeine gets out of your system drink lots of water a big deal but it can affect it so right you know think about that smoking so nicotine that smell that that kind of burnt whatever, it gets into your bloodstream, it gets into your system, and it comes out.
Comes out. Dairy, interesting. Drugs and alcohol. So alcohol, unfortunately, can also affect the flavor. So if you're in a swinger event and you're drinking heavily, it's going to come out like a vodka shot, but in the totally wrong way. Fast food. So get your paleo on or whatever healthy diet you're on and avoid the fast food.
It's typically high in grease and high in a whole bunch of other stuff not so good yeah but the dairy that i do consume is cheese uh every so often and i love my cheese so um but you don't i don't know you don't consume a lot of cheese doesn't really matter for me but for you yeah I guess kind of weird cheese all right so why is all this so important well if you know how hard it is to set up a swinger, why not just take the extra measures to make one night or the night more epic? Stack the cards in your favor. Same goes for your life partner. And we already talked about priming the pump.
If you know you're going to eat stinky food a few days before, just get them out of your system do it a few days before drink your water drink your water etc now again you're mostly playing with condoms you're not coming in someone's mouth but if a fart sneaks out, you know, it choose carefully you go to dinner that night we do this all the time we go to dinner before the swinger party and we're like oh that has beans nope no beans that has garlic and cabbage nope no garlic nope like shit where are we gonna eat tonight right no onion no garlic right because as much as you brush and as much gum and mince that you have that shit sticks around you want you don't want to offend anyone if one person is offended and that was that one person that was the opportunity that night you're done and then you had no sex it's stacking the odds in your favor Thank you.
opportunity that night you're done and then you had no sex it's stacking the odds in your favor prepared be prepared right all right gag reflex yes yeah tell me about the gag reflex phoebe it's it's a little bit of a challenge. I had an issue with it in the beginning, but I did a lot of reading. And this was like years ago. I did some reading and I did some practicing. And you really have to focus on relaxing your throat. Ask your partner to go slow. And one of the things that helps me, especially when the penis gets back into the, towards the back of the throat, is to exhale.
So you're kind of pushing the air out. And that helps with the gag reflex. Try it with your toothbrush.
I do this all the time when I brush my i brush my tongue oh my god i can't look at you brushing your teeth anymore i'm going to be thinking about you oh just wait till tonight sucking a lollipop so you're brushing your tongue and then sorry that was so attractive you're brushing your tongue and then you know you feel a little gag reflex start to happen and you just blow out while you're brushing your tongue totally fixes it it's amazing so you can practice yeah right that's a good tip i do it all the time it's a great tip the other thing that works amazing probably better than blowing or exhaling out is using lube lube on the penis while you're giving head makes it so much easier it reduces all that friction uh around the teeth around everything and it just i don't know what i it's amazing what friction does it reduces all of it and makes it so much easier and if you're using the flavored lubes like the chocolate or the cherry she gets now your partner's penis tastes like you know crème brûlée and you're like honey my penis always tastes like dessert it's amazing so good it does work it does work there's less uh risk of you dragging the teeth on your you know poor partner's penis and um plus there's the whole like lubing and stroking before you even get to the mouth thing and it's there's nothing bad about it not a thing and you can typically typically go a little deeper with it also yes i know that's true all right baby how do we get started i already know it's gonna be a long episode okay it's worth it it's worth every megabyte comfortable in those shorts over there um i'm doing all right they're a little well tight but you can manage okay the position get practice with something that's comfortable i for me being bent over Ed while he's laying flat that's not necessarily a good position for my head neck and jaw so it puts a lot of pressure and strain on my neck I'm trying to hold up my head I'm trying to open up my jaw and for me it's not as uncomfortable as comfortable what's more comfortable is when he's standing and I'm on my knees and then I can I'll see you next time.
And for me, it's not as uncomfortable as comfortable. What's more comfortable is when he's standing and I'm on my knees and then I can approach him in that way. That's really comfortable for me. Um, so, you know, sometimes I put a little pad or pillow under my knees.
Um, when I'm being a little more kind to my body usually i just get so excited i just like kneel on the hard floor but be kind to your body put something under your knees and then you can last a little longer which is great yeah so good so tease him you know if you want to undo his clothing slowly rub his shaft through the underwear, and then you can perform some of these cool, fun techniques. All right, baby. Tell me about the tricks. Hey there, podcast listeners.
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But there's this kind of hovering thing. Kind of waving it around. Kind of with the lips kind of gently touching. Kind of with this air around it. Right? I know, right? Lollipop. apparently that feels amazing uh the lollipop you lick from the shaft to the tip hovering at the hole in the center and if your partner's into it and you're into it you could stick your tongue into it and then trace the tip of his penis with your tongue and then repeat all this with no lips right you can add a variation to that by starting the licking from underneath the balls. Sounds fun. Right? I know. The lollipop.
The slide. This is where you force his cock through your lips and slide it in of course be careful of the teeth add a hand so that the whole shaft is encased oh yeah i'd like this one yeah yeah you do like this one that way he's all i like a lot of hands involved you like to shove it in I do, which is why blowjobs really kind of drive me nuts because I kind of a tease I have to be gentle I know because you got teeth involved and you got the other partner and it's a delicate area. And it's this whole breathing thing. The breathing and the head and the jaw.
You know, not breathing because you've cut off her air supply. It's, you know, it's rough. I know. All right. Oh, wait. Did we do the slide?
the slide oh the side slide it's the same as a slide but then you'll twist your head to the side without losing contact of the coronal ridge and move gently move your hand up and down the shaft while you're doing that hmm so it's it's the side lip lock side lip lock called the side slide we could we could rename that to the side lip lock i like it thumb lock oh wait sorry thumb block place your thumb at the base of the penis to block the tube while he's coming and you know you're still passionately sucking the head and apparently this feels amazing but ed you can like talk to this whole thumb yeah lock you should try that thing so ed does this when he's masturbating what i don't masturbate i do Thank you.
you should try that thing so ed does this when he's masturbating what i don't masturbate i do all the time so explain how this works because obviously a dude i don't have a penis well there's multiple reasons for it one of them is not making a mess right but it feels good doesn't it kind of does you're kind of like holding back this like big pressure but um it's also fun to just let it go all right so it it has it has a different type of sensation you can experiment with that yes the butterfly flutter is where you flick your tongue near the tip when you're stroking his shaft up and down with your mouth so you've got your whole mouth going down and while you're doing that as you come up to the tip you flick with your tongue but your lips are still wrapped around oh my i know i i do that a lot and that drives you crazy i love it i just like watching you play with it you can do anything you want i'm just gonna lay back and you just go to town i just watch oh my god look what she's doing it's crazy the traveling figure eight so the cock is in your mouth as deep as possible and then you do this figure eight movement up and down the shaft kind of as you like move out and then you go back down so you're kind of wiggling it sounds like a snake swallowing a yeah it's like the phoebe wiggle you love the phoebe wiggle i I do love the Phoebe Wiggle.
I know. I love wigglers and jigglers. Mm-hmm. Okay, and then, you know, your standard deep throat. Deep throat. I don't know if it's standard, but it's a very common term. It's been around since the 70s, since the first movie was made, Deep Throat. You lay on your back. We've tried this several times. And your work's better when your head is slightly off the edge so that your throat can get into proper alignment. We learned this in CPR training.
Yes, we did learn some of that in cpr training and so you can you know turn your head so that your mouth and throat are almost in a straight line and then the the your partner the one with the penis, fake or real, uh, will start slow as they're, cause they're the ones who are in control, right? So they, you really have to trust them. So this is a little bit of a role reversal, right? So whereas before Ed was at the mercy of me and now I am at the mercy of Ed, who's, you know, doing deeper, right? So, the receiver, a.k.a. fucky, needs to relax. In the hole.
through the natural because your natural tendency is going to gag if the fucker goes she calls me that all the time you fucker um it's a proper fucker your gag reflex is going to stimulate if they don't go slow so you need to go slow and then you know you you experiment it this clearly is an advanced technique you have to have some before communication you have to have some communication while you're doing it because it's a very vulnerable position um you're dealing with breathing breathing you're dealing with jaw reflexes vulnerable parts of the body so you know there's obviously some you know trust and communication involved in this technique and you know you just take your time take your time experiment and have fun with it but be careful right all right be prepared for the uh tap out there guys yeah all right melting the popsicle i already told you about that in the beginning that's my favorite one it's terrible okay We got a couple add-ons you can use one hand or two hands you can oh or more about this oh yeah if you're at a swinger event you got more hands more hands and more mouths it's perfect right one of my favorite things is when one girl's on one side you've seen this in porn what and you've seen it in real life one girl's on one side of your cock and another girl's on the other me on the other side of your cock and it's nice right and our faces are there and our lips are there and our hands are there oh god it's so sexy i love sharing your penis with somebody else i'm happy to share honey anytime it's so fun i've even shared a mouth with another guy that was fun too and i didn't know how that was gonna go but that was fun wait What?
What? The party up in the hills. Yeah. There's that one girl who is oh so shy and reserved and she was not gonna play that night and then all of a sudden she's on her knees in the living room with two guys using her mouth at the same time oh i so you're i get it now so just so i understand here's the visual you're talking about one girl on her knees with your penis in her mouth and another guy's penis in her mouth at the same time so this girl had a mouth big enough to accommodate your penis. Oh, my God. And someone else's. She had the McJaggar mouth. She was ambitious. You were double.
She was double dipping. Yeah. Wow. DP mouth. I do remember that party. That was fun. And they're no longer in the lifestyle. It's so sad. Those people who hosted 18 months, everyone. The average. You're in and then you're out. Back to the blowjobs. Okay. You can do other things, too.
The add-ons are one hand, two drag your hair across his naked chest if you happen to have long hair or you know you put on a wig for the occasion drag your hair across his inner thighs back and forth across his penis it feels really good it's like this tease so nice um i like to blow cool air or exhale my hot breath on the tip so sometimes i exchange those two techniques which is a nice contrast nibbling of course because i love to nibble she's a snacker. A snack. Use your lips. Look into his eyes. I do that a lot with Ed. I'll look into his eyes. I'll lick instead of just suck.
Caress his balls with your hands. Lick them.
You can put one or both balls in your mouth depending on the comfort of your partner be gentle be gentle uh circle the tongue around the corona which we talked about before um oh and we also talked about slapping the tongue oh slapping the penis of on your tongue and on your face that's fun too the cheeks sometimes yeah i like to spank you with my penis you do you were doing that earlier today i was my ass naughty girl and i always am rubbing my hand on ed's chest and like grabbing his ass and rubbing his inner thighs i love like just which harassing his body while i'm giving his head which by the way is great for guys too we should do a whole cunnilingus episode too oh okay well you have to write that one i wrote this one okay because i don't know i i do know when it's like you know but i've only done it like twice wait are you saying i'm a mouth whore you're more of an expert than i am i do like eating pussy because yeah you know you've i've been doing it for longer you yeah exactly all right that's the next episode you have to give all right i'm gonna have to write that yeah do your research baby here it comes do your research bye bye all right well above all else, what is the thing you love the most?
Enthusiasm. Yeah. Love it. Why is that? Well, because if she's enjoying it, I'm really going to enjoy it. Yeah.
There an ego boost to it it's exciting and come on guys there's nothing hotter than a woman who's all excited in your lap going to town it's hot and you can don't tell me that you haven't seen porn there's difference in porn between the scripted ones the ones who are like getting paid and looking at the cameraman for direction boring versus the people who are really into it right hot which is hotter the ones who are into it the ones who look like they would do it even if they weren't being paid exactly why because it's so much more real because they're feeling it so sex is fun yes as you know and you know communicate and, you know, communicate and experiment.
Have a good time. Expand your horizons. Try some new things. Try some new things. With some new friends. With some new friends. Or old friends. Right. As many friends as you've got. Oh, my goodness.
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