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We cover why to do it, what to tell the neighbors, security and the police, food, drinks, sex apparatus, pool time, and cleanup. To help us with this topic, we've invited our good friend, Single Suzy Q, to help us out with this topic. Throwing a swinger house party has all the requirements of throwing any social gathering with all the added complexities of swinging activities. Suzy, you have thrown several house parties. We have not. What do you think I'll see you next week. activities. Susie, you have thrown several house parties. We have not.
What do you think makes a great house party in regards to like elements? And why do you do it? Well, hello. Let's start with why I started throwing house parties. I was new to the community, about four months in, and had attended, I don't know, a handful of parties. And being new in the community, I just didn't feel those parties were the right environment I wanted to play in at that time. So I had a lot of background in parties, doing parties, vanilla parties. So I started to throw parties. And what were these other parties like?
I mean, be honest, these other ones that didn't fit your preference yeah you know every party has a different vibe um you know to me they were you know you can go to a party and dance it's a big club environment maybe not a lot of places to play um or food or bathrooms she's being so nice she really means there is this one place where the bathroom all the women have talked about it yes worse than a gas station bathroom no one wants to play so yeah and that's it you don't want to play there because you'll have to use the bathroom you'll get a disease on the toilet yeah um and then some of the other house parties kind of felt like you know frat parties there We're just a lot of people, a lot of drinking, busy, more crowded.
Right. Sex. There were just a lot of people, a lot of drinking, busy, crowded. More party, less sex. Yeah, more rowdy party. Right, right. Or a higher percentage of men and not enough couples. Yes, yes.
Or it's so crowded you can't really talk to anyone because you're navigating in and out or then you have your parties where you have to drive two hours to get there you know and that's for those who drink is probably not the best option right um so right you know does make it tricky i get it i totally get it so then you like to plan parties and you got them the way you like them so you have I know I've been to your parties so I know you've got food you've got music you're gonna be hiring a DJ and apparently you've got security now you're going to be hiring a DJ.
And apparently you've got security now. But what I like about your place is that you have like, everything is like taken care of everything I could possibly need. I need a condom. It's there. I need to have lube. It's there. I need a towel. It's there. I need an extra sheet. It's there. Like the trash.
I know where the trash is right so so people don't just like throw their condoms everywhere like the last party where we're at because the trash wasn't very obvious but it's nice to be able to play in a room where things are set up where people can you know clean up and put their trash away so that the next person can come and go, oh, I have a nice place to play. It's self-sufficient. I was looking for, I'm going to throw a party, but I'm going to engage in the party. So I don't want to spend my time watching overs, making sure there's enough this or that. So I plan it in that self-sufficient.
That makes sense. Yeah. That makes sense. And you get to enjoy your own party. Correct. I mean, that's the reason I want to throw them, right? Right. The little robot comes out, delivers a pizza to everybody. Boop. No, just kidding. That's an option. They're doing that now in restaurants. Yeah. Yeah. Downtown. You never know. One of the couples we met recently said she loves house parties because she can be naked everywhere. Because you can't at a hotel takeover. You can't just be naked everywhere. Yeah. So for her, house parties were her favorite because that's her thing.
She's naked all the time. Yeah. That's it. Pretty known for being naked within the first 15 minutes. Nice. Naked is good. Yeah, so, you know, a good reason to have your housework. You might feel a little more comfortable being naked. In your own house. In your own house. Yeah. I totally get it. I like entertaining. So I like inviting people into my home and, you know, enjoying themselves. It's a good feeling. It's fulfilling. Nice. Okay. Thank you. Bye. Ah, okay. I don't know if that's going to work out for me. I'm just kidding. I think if I did it on small scale, I'd be okay with it.
The larger it gets, the more anxious I get. And that's another thing we're covering right so why are you throwing the parties right are you trying to make money or you just want to entertain or whatever so yeah that's kind of how you get your atmosphere, your vibe. All right. So, okay, so you're going to throw a party. And now what about your neighbors? Do you talk to them ahead of time? Do you talk to them afterward? Do you have, you know? So, I mean, I have a very open floor pan. You've been there. Luckily, it's a newer house.
But I did, you know, blast the stereo and go outside and see how much I could hear, how high I could get it. And, you know, we're pretty golden. It's pretty well insulated. So I do let, at first I let the neighborhood know. Now I just kind of let my side neighbors know the other neighbor. You know, we all have Karen's with her. I just appease her wishes, which is no one parks in front of our house. So she knows when I put the cone, I'm having a party.
So that way you don't have to tell everybody and hope they follow instructions you just block off her part of the house with cones correct that's nice correct okay that's pretty cool and then she knows right she's having another party that's cool that you only you found her one her one requirement uh yeah so to speak i mean it appeases her right for the most part for the most part and a little bit of a negotiation right i can relate yeah yeah oh that's pretty cool oh sweet and then go ahead i was just gonna say so sometimes the music does get a little loud or your neighbors get a little loud what what happens when the police show up well luckily i have not had that experience um from what i understand is they'll just show up maybe a noise complaint which is you know a knock hey turn down the music or whatnot um and that's another good reason to have a door person because you know in i make a point where the door is um isolated so if he's to open And I think that's a two-story you know a loft the porn's going on right upstairs right right wait so how do you do that how do you isolate the front door oh yeah you haven't been there in a while i know we have um i hang the little sparkly you know cell phone type 70s and a little curtain like a sheer curtain so the door guy can watch what's going on, and then, yeah.
Very cool. You've got to plan ahead. You've got to think of everything. Right, and it makes sense that you have your dedicated door person address the officer, so it's not drunken Bob answering the door going crazy. And also, you know, people do go in and out like, oh, I got to get my condoms or whatever. Cigarettes or whatever. So he can make sure the door stays locked so no one just walks in. Not, you know, that's not supposed to. Right.
There you go okay okay all right i'm digging it i'm digging it that's the gatekeeper the last party we were at they had one of those punch code keypads and because the party was outside at the pool for most of the time they gave everyone the code to their door the day before of course after everyone's paid right and then you know when the party's over they just change the code right right which is great and then no one has to be the well they don't have to deal with a doorbell ringing, which nobody can hear. Right. And people can let themselves in and out. Yeah.
I think in the area, most of the house parties use probably the same group of security people. Because they'll also walk around, you know, and keep things in check if needed. I think it's a good idea. Especially if you want to enjoy your party. Right. Yeah. It's good to have backup. Yeah. Don't they kind of walk the property on the outside a little bit too or help make sure people aren't leaving drunk?
With mine, I do ask them to make sure they're quiet out front when they're leaving um and also uh in the back to make sure they're not too loud when they're sitting outside oh nice but other than that my houses my parties are small enough where there's you can pretty much see what's going on right interesting all right that that is sounds really worthwhile yeah yes absolutely hired dorm door person yeah okay it's gonna help time of year for you it changes because outs wait inside outside what works for you inside inside yeah so different parties have So different parties have, you know, different times of year.
They're the best. You know, obviously, right now it's summer, so you want to be outside. So if you have the room to do it outside, then do it outside. The no neighbors, absolutely. Right. And I can imagine if you've got a pool or a hot tub, makes a lot of sense so summertime would be best for that kind of environment i don't even know how the house did it last weekend with well one of the houses couldn't see us at all because people are naked at the pool right as soon as they got there too like we're naked so i in the other house i noticed all their blinds were, so maybe they just didn't care.
I don't know. Or they talked to the neighbors ahead of time. They said, hey, we're having a nudist pool party. Well, I mean, it's your backyard. You can do whatever you want. That's true. I mean, if I have one of those dull boy pools, if I want to be naked, sorry, Karen. Right? That mean go right ahead I'm in my backyard my yard good point right it's not public nudity because you're in your private area here if anything yes you're being you know a peeping Tom right exactly all right I don't think the cops will come because people are nude in your yard. Right. Well, they might.
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yes no I did at first well no I didn't at first and then it led to the problem that I limit the number of people coming so you know i'd have you know 25 people that's or couples 25 couples my limit there's 25 saved up it's closed and seven show so you know i think uh recent events that online apps are more usable so it's definitely a lifesaver the money apps yes yes venmo cash app whatnot um it guarantees a spot uh so you most likely they're going to show sometimes there's emergencies it happens right but at least you can stick to that number um and allow people to show right and that ensures that you actually are providing a party for everybody that everyone can enjoy because it's not really fun when you're expecting 25 based on the guest list and you show up and there's seven correct although i've had a very fun party with only seven couples if it's the right seven it was a fun setup um that's awesome yeah and it's to me it's safer i mean you know i didn't have a door guy at the time so then you're stuck with all this cash in the house, and all these people know where you live, and then you've got to go to the bank and deposit all these bills, and it's just a hassle.
Right, and you have to take an extra trip. It's a lot more convenient. I didn't think about that. Yeah. I didn't think about that.
So so then how do you know how much to collect to do you collect enough to break even or a little bit of extra on the side how do you figure that out i don't do the parties to make money i know some people do it as a source of income um to me it's just to provide a good time i think you know starting out and i don't know if we're going to go into this but it does take a lot of money up front to get started you know you have to buy all the linens and the sheets and beds and a lot of stuff so that's a big chunk so it took probably two or three parties before i broke even wow but from there you know i tend to go all out it's it's about the decorating and the food and the environment and um i don't normally make a profit if i do know, plus I have to ship the family off to a hotel.
So, you know, there's a lot of added expenses, but I don't do it for the money. So I don't try to charge an obscene amount, an even number, I think works good for me. That goes for the single males too i don't charge them twice as much but then again they're limited it's they're invite only and people i know so they're more friends than a random single male off the site. What if someone recommends a single male? Do you take that into consideration? I'd have to meet him first. Maybe play with him first. Gotta test the merchandise. There's only a few select. They gotta be prime.
Sounds like you've got a rough job oh yeah that's awesome and then what what you know what happens if something gets destroyed in the house yeah no that's the donations that's um insurance money it has happened we did go through the uh master bed frame oh so yeah that that was fun it literally was fun but but now it's a metal frame so i think we're good didn't you have some people like help you put it back together i did it was um three couples on the bed and doing our little orgy thing and um snap crackle and we just kept going because you know it's broken anyways we'll just keep going and then everyone got up to leave and i said oh no no no we need to put this back together i can't do this myself so yeah we were out that's in the garden naked getting cinder blocks carrying them upstairs and propping the bed up very cool i'm surprised we didn't break the bed at the party we were at with you because we had three couples i know i know i think we we yes that was the first party so it's now the orgy room i think when you were there it was a private private yeah no it's now the orgy room so it's had oh quite a few orgies in there i'm surprised it took the along the break the last party we were at we we were on this oversized oh it's like an ottoman ottoman at the bottom of the bed yeah oh yes that's changed too yeah well this other party oh you had one too i don't even remember that but this other party had one it was super wide we there was three of us on there and and it and it went it shifted it shifted and then we weren't even doing anything no we were just laying there doing the whole puppy pile you know kind of you feel so good post sex yeah cuddle time yes and it did a loud sound and we checked but we couldn't find out what happened but i'm sure they're gonna figure it out in the morning well and that's the insurance money because you know i have a few inflatables they pop right you do have to change sheets out once in a while you know right right.
Some use ways. Replenish the condoms and the lube. The supplies, yeah. All right. Oh, my God. It's like you're a small hotel almost. Yeah. Yeah, basically. Pretty much, yeah. Crazy. So what about things to do? What about activities?
What do you have planned and what are some of the activities that you like to participate in yeah or what do they call those equipment equipment or furniture or devices toys oh i thought you meant like me personally like getting the party started um i i don't do that i don't have um a bbsm room or a swing or any of that um not yet i don't know don't maybe in the no whip there are some parties that do yeah a lot of them do um i i don't know if that's the environment i go for right right yeah because i mean you've seen it's an open floor plan so it's kind of like i want to save those open areas for socializing and playing right so i don't know where i would fit that in right right rather than that private room but that's not fun yeah yeah because then you don't have the audience yeah exactly yeah a lot of places that do have that will have a separate room set up right for that right but their places are usually pretty large yeah we've seen s&m rooms set up in like their garage which is right kind of fitting it's got the hardware right several times that's been set up in the garage you will see it again too yeah that's hint hint yeah oh okay So next time, weekend coming soon to a house near you the other party we went to in colorado had a sex chair which we're gonna try and find the manufacturer and get it yeah it was it was uh wooden and you know the man sits in the chair and the woman crawls on top and holds on to the basic, the handles behind his head.
Was it Lush Woodworking? Uh-huh. Lush Woodworks, but, uh, we haven't gotten the details when we tried to find them online. So it doesn't have a website. Any of the listeners know. There is a website similar to that, but it is not the website. Yeah. Cabinets. Right. So if you need to know. Suspended one? No. Oh. Have a great day.
similar to that but it is not the website yeah cabinets right so if you need to know suspended one no oh like on the straight back chair oh now that would be yes foot pedals for her and handles on the back oh my yeah it sounds it looks great it worked get to try it out it worked well we we did sort of dry run we did a right dry hump run right but i liked it now that's something you could put up in the living room that's a good yeah i think so yeah i mean maybe we can get four of them and put them at our dining room table oh god yeah people will figure it out totally different but for a party We'll be right back.
them and put them at our dining room table oh god yeah people will figure it out totally different but for a party we could put it in the living room right right all right so yeah sex chairs sex wings s&m rooms hot tubs pool party hot tubs and pools depending on what your house has and and how the layout is set up yeah and to like what you said kind of the you know what you want to invest in or the mood you want to have if you want to draw an s&m crowd that's great or i mean it's not even really a lot of people just like to kind of like lightly dabble and dabble in it spankage but again it's another piece of equipment that you have to yes drag out set up blah right so depends on what you might be a little hard to hide from the little one yes exactly yeah yeah it gets challenging with all that foods are also really good um it's challenging with all that foods are also really good um gosh how do you pick food do you just try to go kind of how do you be general enough and but interesting right yeah yeah what what do you put out you know well you went to the first party so you know i was a little over estimating the food quantity yeah that's always a challenge for me um i tend to like just put everything out finger foods finger foods but i do theme so oh i did a val Valentine's party.
So we had the chocolate fountain. And then all things that can dip into chocolate, right? That was a sweet one. I was over there on that section of the counter often. Yeah. I think the last party was kind of like a classy birthday thingy bash. So, you know, a lot of fancy desserts and I don't remember what I did. Oh, I'm going to say it wrong. Charcuterie. Charcuterie. Oh, I love those. Those are the best. What are those? Charcuterie. Charcuterie boards. Sliced meats. No, it's... Cheeses and... It's a variety of stuff just randomly placed.
So you have nuts and fruits and meats, but it's just random and big. Chocolate-covered raisins. Yeah, exactly. Oh, all right okay that sounds good that's that that's better food yeah i'm not as you'll find the upcoming i'm not into like the cooking and the right it's just easy finger food put it all out because we'll never run out right i don to replenish. You know, it doesn't have to be refrigerated or heated or sometimes I do some heated stuff that you can eat cold, but just the convenience. All right. Yeah.
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i think i froze the stuff i didn't use from the first party and used it for the next three that's how much i had too much there was there was a lot of food at that party who's great but oh my god i remember the comments on that should have did a picture alcohol and mixers are also you know at each party a lot of hosts provide mixers and water and then generally everyone just brings their own alcohol that's pretty standard that's standard yeah some people have a bartender where they'll mix people's drinks with the mixers that they provide we've seen that too yeah if i had the room to do that i would but i think the mixers is the hardest part for me because it's like pepsi or coke i know i mean do i buy both do i have diet i mean right it's the All right.
All right. Bye-bye.
like pepsi or coke i know i mean do i buy both do i have diet i mean right it's the hardest i think always got to do something lemon lime right rum and coke so coke's pretty good for that i started resorting to buying the little cans because at least someone won't open a liter and take one cup and then i got this giant liter of pepsi i won't drink right so at least the cans you can reuse you know use what you don't use yep yeah makes sense in a lot more variety yeah good tip right oh that's a really good idea little tight those little baby cans i have some little baby cans in there yeah little tiny we've done that with uh tonic water too yes it's a good and even drinking water just the little bottles up in the rooms because you know you just need a little right something for a break right because you know no one can drink the that whole whatever the eight ounce.
No. And they always leave it half in it? Or the 32-ounce ones. Right, right. Too much water. Tiny. I like it. Think tiny. Single serving size. And Solo cups. Solo cups. Can't have enough Solo cups.. Okay. Solo Cups. Music. Music. That's challenging. So my learning, I guess you could say, learning curve, I thought the first couple of times just put it on an app, play some music. Yeah, that didn't go well.
The last one, I swear I spent like two weeks trying to put a playlist together timed it out everything tried to do it you know start out mellow get to the sexy blah no it wasn't good enough oh my god so uh dj that's yeah you know i you know it just never is good enough so yeah the human can read the room and yes adjust yes necessary and it's gonna change from party to party based on who's there and the kind of energy that the party brings right how naked they are exactly the time of the night everything yeah that's next on my list so if you're gonna do it yourself and not have a dj be prepared to adjust music frequently so figure that out that'll be fun know how and again i think it depends on the party if you're on the outdoor and it's not a dance environment then it probably doesn't really matter so much right just kind of background right yeah like at the pool party we were at although music was never really on i don't remember even what the music was yeah yeah i don't know what's happening wasn't important it wasn't i was much more interested in talking to the naked people supplies we've got party supplies squirt pads extra beds extra sheets condoms looms wipes towels face cloths supplies, blah.
Yeah, like I said, starting out, trying to figure out how many sheets do I need? How many towels do I need? I mean, it was a nightmare, but I think I'm good. Again, I just put everything out. So easiest just to have the same size bed, obviously. All cleans, just easier. I always prefer the mattress covers, the more durable ones that don't come off, especially if you have a normal mattress that you use.
I do have that in the orgy room um and then the sheet the sheets for those but yeah leaving everything out leave all the towels you know lube condoms you know i i just do like i know amazon had this big fishbowl thing of condoms oh yeah i'm not gonna do all sizes and variety because i figure you know you people are bringing what they need yeah sure same with the lube i try to do a decent lube right because i've been to parties where the lube was not so great no bueno yeah yes but most people bring their own too but um just having an accessible garbage cans Thank you.
that's okay no bueno yeah yes but most people bring their own too but um just having an accessible garbage cans the bathrooms need to be stocked with the toiletries and the you know everything you do like listerine some people do listerine or mints around do everything i have listerine i have those little disposable toothbrushes, I have mints, and I have um cool. Gum? No, no gum. And the Listerine, yeah. A little variety. Nice. Just in case, you've got to brush in between. Oh, and toothpicks. There you go. Get those pubic hairs out.
Yeah, I like the Lister the listerine a lot of people have the listerine at the parties that's really nice safety how do we deal with safety in the house based on the layout the party size so you got security do we got room monitors what yeah i just rely on the security i mean obviously uh if you have things you don't want broken on accident or something you just keep them locked away um i don't tend to really put anything away i i think the layout of my house is that most breakable things are already secured so you probably have to knock over a whole wall unit to break it so um uh you know that if you didn't have door person, then definitely would help to have friends help you look out.
And I keep certain doors locked that I don't want people in and notes on the door, obviously. Um, I think most people do that. That's right. We, we have been to parties where they, they changed the door lock, the doorknob to actually lock. Right. So that it ensures that that is secured. Like a code or something. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Or a key. Or even a key. Right. Yeah.
we've also had or have been to larger parties where they actually not only did they have a door security but they had a couple other personnel wandering the party, checking rooms, making sure people were safe, that others were, when they said no, no meant no, and that other people were respecting their guests or all guests were respecting each other basically and that the drunken fools weren't getting out of hand yes and i've been to ones where they the security walks around and makes sure the single males aren't where they're not supposed to like couples only or or you know if the doors closed don't come in they're not opening the door or something of that nature so i've had that happen a few times i've seen males escorted away ah here's the door sir yeah yeah so yeah that does help so based on your party size it would behoove you to have a room monitor upstairs just kind of keeping an eye absolutely all right the the most dreaded part the part i freak out about the most is the cleanup the damage like the next morning what what the heck what is it i mean what do you have to do yeah like it just overwhelms me like the mess and how long does it take to wash everything oh well yeah well that's why you get all white so you can bleach everything right so your sheets and towels and everything white bleach you want bleach I don't know.
I don sense. Ding. I tend to clean up a majority of it the night after the party because, you know, the family is going to come home.
So I want most things to be out of the way um you know it's it depends on your time frame um to me cleanups really not i mean i don't throw big parties right so it's just you know trash right a lot of trash i don't have to move a lot of furniture to do my party party so that's real minimal and it's really just deflating the mattresses get the ones that are automatic you know hit the button and walk away yeah it goes you could do other things um I do also leave out um in the play areas the clorox wipes so you know it's always a good idea to wipe those mattresses off and right yeah the clorox bleach everything right but laundry yeah it could take a week to get done wait so then where do you put all the beds like do you stuff them back in a box do you stuff them in a tub do you shove it under the bed like where do you put all i have totes so um i do keep it in the little one's closet.
It's the only empty closet I have, but it's in totes. The towels are in one, the sheets are in the other, miscellaneous, like your lubes and stuff. And then the master, because it's a king, so I have my own tote in my master bedroom. So just tote it. Same mattresses little carrier cases nice yeah just put them all in a closet boom probably should in case of emergency open i know i should probably do something about that if i have vanilla guest over and they look in my little one's closet and be like why do you these mattresses in here? How do you have a gallon bucket of condoms?
You know, we used to brainstorm, my partner and I, and like things to make it easier for the party. And one of the ideas I thought of was, you know, those electric soap dispensers. Oh, yes.
So just filling them with lubeube because it's not the worst thing when your hands are too lubey and you can't get the yes and then buy you can buy the big five gallon lube i like it right instead of sanitizer it's lube i think it's a great idea we have or we hire someone like like vanna or the cigars cigarettes yeah and she walks around with like this little bottle and yeah would you like some lube cock ring yeah now if we had staff applying the lube and the cock rings that would be even oh yes that would be better in in my retirement dreams right right the fluffer wouldn't that be great there you go yeah party i could be a fluffer that'd be fun i wonder how much they get paid and kind of in the vein of cleanup, one recommendation that we have, because we've experienced this at house parties before, is water-based lube is actually a really good thing for a whole bunch of reasons.
I mean, we did a whole episode on lube, but cleaning water-based lube out of your carpet is much easier than an oil-based lube or silicone-based lube even that it probably is true we have seen coconut oil accidents on carpet yeah it kind of looked like the exxon valdez yeah i felt so bad for them i didn't tip it over but i felt bad that somebody else did that's the donation money goes to uh yeah replacing the carpet replacing the carpet yeah they pretty much had to i i think the last party i did have to get out the um little hand carpet cleaner for the mattresses because we had some squirting going on and it leaked through you know the curtains the road oh geez a little extra cleanup there you go oh my gosh and i would imagine the cleanup is gonna be you know based on size of the crowd it's gonna be a little bit more Yeah, and how much...
And I would imagine the cleanup is going to be, you know, based on size of the crowd, it's going to be a little bit more. Yeah. And how much help you have. I mean, like to me, I'm an organized person. So literally the next day before noon, it's completely it's you can't even tell I had a party. So. Right. Very cool Very cool. Plan ahead. Plan. Well, I was going to talk about trust and security, but we kind of already covered that. I mean, trust is, you know, I guess in the lifestyle, you just have to do it. I mean. I know. And I think it's true.
if you're going to do it i mean i know and i think it's true if you're gonna have random people in your house you know you don't leave certain things sitting out um you know don't leave cash sitting out because even the most honest person will be tempted so yeah be smart about it i would like to believe that most people that attend the lifestyle parties know most people right so i'd like to think they look out for each other yeah i would think so as you can see planning a house party is no small feat the key to your enjoyment is planning and having enough help so that you can have a great time recruit or pay people to help set up clean up and monitor the door or your house for safety and security after all you live in your neighborhood and want to continue to do so peacefully so you can have more parties.
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