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And use our code at checkout. And you guys, if you have any questions about the event, the resort, or what to expect, just reach out. I mean, we're here for you. We're happy to help. So once again, ticketforplay.com forward slash Swinky, the code SwingerU-VIP. We really want to see you there. Welcome to Swinger University, your horizontal enrichment program. Slip into something more comfortable. It's class time. Here are your hosts, Ed and Phoebe. Hi, this is Ed. And this is Phoebe. Today we're covering a lot of ground for Halloween 2021. Yes, we're a little behind. We're a little behind.
Well, we're behind in our episodes because so much stuff has happened in the last couple months. So we're not really behind, we're just catching up, so so to speak we're going to talk about some swinger dynamics uh a no condom incident a gallant introduction the fabulous 4 a.m foursome inappropriate touching a swinger orgy with a tens unit that's exciting and our adventures took us to three completely separate parties one was a house party and two others were a two-night hotel takeover party yes where the crowd changes right because some people could only come for one night.
But before we start on that sexy topic, Phoebe and I want to ask you for your help. Our goal this year, it's actually New Year's for us, so our New Year's resolution, if you will, is to grow our audience. We want to reach more people with our show, and you can help us to do that. Here are a few ways that you can help. One, rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. Two, post a link to your favorite podcast on your social media. Three, tell another swinger about our podcast and ask them to check us out for follow us on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter.
So we're expanding our social networking and we want you guys to help us with that. So if you can a friend spread the news and we're hoping to grow our listener base and if you scroll down you'll find all of our social media in our notes we make it easy for you we really appreciate all of our listeners and we appreciate all the support that you give to us and our podcast. Enough business. Let's talk about Halloween. Yes. Oh, my goodness. Events in our area really opened up late summer and fall after people were feeling a little bit safer post-vaccine.
House parties were happening a few more times a month you did have those house parties that were doing it regardless of covid right but they started to pick up once vaccines started to come out and become available to our age group and our local promoter lures did not disappoint for halloween yeah and people were itching to get out to these big takeover parties because they're just they're so great well and they're big events in a normal year and in this particular year people were even more bottled up yeah they just really wanted to get out anxious to get out and do shit stuff so our first halloween party was at our favorite unicorn our single corn as we call her yeah she loves throwing parties she's really good at it and she had a halloween house party and ed and i were superheroes for this party ed was spider-man i was harley quinn so we did mix i understand we mixed dc and marvel that's okay oh because we looked good we did look good i was the the cheerleader harley quinn with black and red and the hair, black.
One side was black, one side was red. Yeah. Socks, black, red, everything, black, red. Super sexy. It was super hot. Yeah. So fun. And I wore a butt plug that night, a glowing lit up butt plug. A blinky one, even. A blinky, yes. If only it had a remote. Oh, yeah, that would have been cool, too. A vibrating remote, that would have been. That would have been double. Yeah. Double fun. Yeah. Okay, so we get there. We get there, and, you know, she has a, you know, a door guard, checks names and make sure people, you know, leave without, you know, being too intoxicated. And he did a great job.
So we get there and there's great music. There's dancing, food, always food, great food. And, of course. Great conversation. Yes. Yes. All kinds of new people there, people who we hadn't seen before, and some great costumes. She had a great costume that sort of lasted for about five minutes. She was a mummy, wasn't she? She was a mummy. Oh my gosh. Okay, so I think she was wrapped, was it toilet paper or tissue?
It was a a cloth wrapping of some sort but it was um it kept falling apart and or falling off let's just say those boobs would not be contained no no no they would not be contained she she's so cute and she kept pulling it up and it kept falling down and so she's you know she tried her best yes she was basically naked most of the night which was fabulous i i hated it it was terrible so that was that was fun people did have some fun costumes your costume was great and super sexy because it was skin tight and you could basically see everything right the full package oh yeah yeah lots to grab and then of course it was silky so you know it was fun to touch yeah you were fun to touch body parts were fun to touch yeah there was um there was a there was a uh who was a um a lady in the red dress.
She was me the second night. Gosh darn it. Oh, Jessica Rabbit. Yes, there was a Jessica Rabbit there. So I was thankful I didn't wear the costume that night because I wore it at the hotel party. Right. So you timed your costumes just right. I did. So. I did. Duplicate costumes. Although there was another Harley Quinn there, but she was a different version of Harley. Yeah, she was like more the all-American t-shirt, red, white, and blue Harley Quinn. Yeah. Daddy's a little monster. Yes. Yes. So, you know, we're socializing.
We're having conversation in the kitchen and there's a new couple there and we're talking with him and ed is engaged a little bit more with with them i was kind of flitting around and i was snacking and flitting and i'd periodically come back and check in and then all of a sudden uh this woman of of the couple you could tell she was intoxicated It's perfect. It's And making accolades and comments and things. And I'd say thank you. And she kept repeating herself. You could just tell. All of a sudden.
And she was making a comment on one of my dresses from from our profile from our profile going on and on and on about it i'm like okay okay thank you and then it started to get a little uncomfortable and then all of a sudden she's like she started a comment on my hair and my current outfit now here's my hair my hair is in two ponytails high on my head and i have red colored spray on one side and black colored spray on the other now the spray is really sticky and it's kind of hard yes but sticky all right so my hair's not soft and silky all of a sudden out of the blue she goes oh my god your hair is just so cute and she reaches over and she grabs my ponytail and she yanks my head to the right and i'm what the fuck?
And so now her hand is kind of caught in my hair a little bit. I look at her like, what the fuck? I'm confused. Why did you think this was a good idea? How did, yes, first, one, why did you think this was a good idea? Two, how did we transition from, oh, my God, he's so cute, to wham, neck injury, right? Right. I was like, okay, it's time to back away. They are on the no list for the night. Check. Possibly in the future.
I'm like like what the hell was that all about very aggressive oh my god she was very aggressive and so anyway the night continues and people started heading upstairs right exciting happen. Yes. So everyone starts to go upstairs and she had, must've had three or four playrooms. And one of them was her master bedroom, which was massive. Right. But everyone was crowded in this small bedroom. Why? Because the guy with the tens unit was in there. There must've been, I don't know, 20 people in this tiny little bedroom. Yeah. So, of course, we're all in there watching what's going on.
People are making noises and yelping and screaming and giggling and making fun orgasmic sounds. And so I'm like, oh, I have to see what's going on. So, guy with the TENS unit, was he standing on a pad? Explain how this works. He was touching it with one hand. And so one of his hands was passing the current through. And so then he would transfer it from person to person and then whoever touched it. Anybody who touched. Right. Yeah.
So then people were touching body parts and getting off on clinical clitoral zapping and nipple zapping and kissing and there's a bunch of laughing and teasing and people tried me to get in there and i'm like oh hell no i don't want to be zapped i don't want my clit zapped. I don't want my nipples zapped. No. But people were having a very good time. Very, very good time. So, good grief. That must have been going on for, oh my gosh, I don't know, 20 minutes, half hour. Yeah. People were having a really good time. I was surprised how much of a good time they were having with that.
But they loved it. Oh, people started playing around the edge some people started fucking around the edge of the bed some people started fucking at the top of the bed a little bit yep and so i started feeling frisky and i decided to i don't know did i how did you get naked At some point I was giving you a blow job. How did this happen? Okay. Can we talk about October for a second? Oh my God. Yeah. I've been waiting for this. We were invited to be guest speakers for two engagements on a six star crystal cruise ship with 310 lifestyle couples.
and it sails from montreal to boston during the peak foliage season i'm super excited and honestly i'm really nervous yeah it's kind of a version of like a swinger ted talk that we're gonna have to do oh my god i know and more importantly, if know the brand it's llv luxury lifestyle vacations you may have seen them and they're sexy playmakers with their fun red hats this ship the crystal symphony is classy butler service for every single room Michelin-rated restaurants, clothing optional sensual playrooms like everything theme nights and international dj so it's luxury and nudity oh man this is gonna be great the bottom line is we want you there with us it's 310 couples And like all their vacations, they book up fast.
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I did wear him out. Which was pretty hot. Yeah, that was hot. I felt pretty good about that. Yeah. And we'd had some fun on the bed. And there was definitely lots of playtime going on with multiple people.
There was some oral between women there was a squirter there was a girl who was like super super active and like you just had to barely touch her i had a little fun with her um i gave someone some oral in that room you gave a few people some oral and uh yeah and and so there was a lot of fun that had happened in their first orgy room so we were all we had stripped most of our costumes off and we were already and we were just walking around kind of naked i think i had spider-man around my waist at that point because it's a one-piece suit and it's big zipper anyway so that explains how we were naked ah so that happened first that happened first good time was had by all yes and we ended up in the smaller room with the tens unit right and i'm standing in the doorway i decided to go down on it right give him a blowjob, which was so amazing.
So we're basically standing at the door because it's so crowded. Standing only. Yes. And so I'm giving Ed head.
And the couple downstairs that broke my neck, the woman that broke my neck, she was standing right next to ed and she's going off and she's like saying stuff you know and then i don't know what happened she said something stupid oh my god thank you all of a sudden the hand like like a like a snake again crosses across her body which strikes my head she grabs both ponytails this time right because i'm kneeling down she's above me so she grabs both ponytails wraps them around her hand and yanks my head and and i stop so my mouth now ed is large my mouth is small so i have to be very careful with my teeth so i stop immediately because my first thought is don't fuck up ed's dick yeah because the the last thing that i want is phoebe to get chomp jostled and chomped down on a cock in the middle of a blowjob.
This is dangerous. I don't know what she's thinking in the first place. I'm not appreciating her interrupting this at all. So that's my first thought. So I just freeze. I freeze with my mouth. and then and then you know ed pulls out and then i'm like get rid of the fuck off me like screaming get the fuck off get the fuck off i am pissed now like what the hell i am so mad right so now she's she's trying to remove her hand which is pulling my more. Ed is trying to unwind her hand from my hair like a rope knot, right? Like your necklaces have gotten tied and twisted. This is what it felt like.
He's trying to remove her hand from my hair. It was a mess. It was a hot mess. I stood up. I swear I wanted to punch her in the face. But she was a big girl, so I knew I would have would have lost and she was intoxicated but i could have won if i was a little more but i was the more sober one than her but who knows i don't know not worth it it was not worth it and that's not me anyway but i felt like it yes oh my god my neck hurt for about three or four after that. It was not fun. I was so angry. And so now, actually, after listening to Mixed Nuts podcast, the Mrs.
on there, I don't know if I can say their names because I don't know if they're totally out, but Mrs. Nuts, I could totally relate to some of her perspective on, you know, when she gets gets angry she's like i'll cut you you are on the no list and i'm like yep totally get it yep yeah they they definitely kind of blew it oh oh yeah i like i don't understand i mean i mean there's not much to understand i mean she she an aggressive nature. It came out with whatever drugs or alcohol she was using. I get it. But holy cow. I've never had anyone like touch me in that way. That was just weird.
Yeah, it was. It was very strange. And that wasn't the end of kind of the weird behavior for people at this particular party oh yeah we had some friends who we've met a couple times at different parties different house parties they're relatively new to the lifestyle super sweet super sweet couple very sexy younger great people they had somebody like slip a condom off and have sex with them in like out of the blue didn't know what was going on all of a sudden they're like wait a second something's not right here or she grabbed his penis and shoved it inside her it was was close enough.
Something. There was some. Unprotected. Yeah. And they were not happy. Happy with that. Not prepared for that. No. And like I said, relatively new and like just starting to figure out the lifestyle. And then something like this happened. Super freaked out. They have young kids. So, you know, you're in that mindset. You're like, bad things can happen, right? I'm a parent. I have young kids. I need to be around for them. And so, you know, I'm not going to have this hobby ruin my health and, you know, my family. Yeah. So they left upset. Oh yeah.
We left shortly thereafter because we were a little PO'd because of the whole hair-pulling incident. Our evening wasn't ruined, and we hadn't heard the details about what had happened with them until later. Right. But it was a weird night. It was great, but then it was weird. Yeah. There was a lot of drinking going on there.
And we noticed a few couples that were yeah pretty hammered yes which which was a little unusual we don't usually see that many couples like really hammered yeah um and and i think it was just because you know halloween people are it's halloween letting people are like yeah i know so house party one in the bag uh we still had a good time it was a lot of fun in the orgy room for sure we had fun dressing up of course who doesn't like to dress up right and with the exception of the hair pulling we had a good time so the So the second Halloween party was at Allure's.
They had two nights that they rented the hotel ballroom. Right. The first night was a pajama party. And then the second night was Halloween. This is where Ed was Roger Rabbit and I was Jessica Rabbit.
Yeah we we figured out a way to do it so that i wasn't some dorky costume yes you know roger rabbit's he's not the sexiest guy no roger's kind of a dork right and it always bothers me with men's halloween costumes guys end up looking like walking dildos i just don't get why no one comes up with sexy men's costumes you're either hef or you're a dork yeah you're like a you're a spongebob right yeah just dumb yeah i know dumb costumes so you had a bow tie, suspenders. Yes. Red pants. Oh, red, sexy, tight. Tight-fitting. Red. Red pants.
So I had all the right colors and gloves and everything for Roger, but I was like a hip, sexy Roger. Oh, yeah. Which was kind of fun.
It and then you know just grab it with the wig i had the wig too so that really helped and phoebe nailed jessica i mean i nailed jessica later but phoebe definitely has the figure for jessica rabbit she is jessica rabbit um i had the spark nylons and the red sparkly shoes oh yeah everything just perfect figure for it just oh juicy that's bad so so hot i've always wanted phoebe to dress up as jessica rabbit and she did it and i was very happy about the whole thing all right pre-parties pre-parties it's all about the pre-parties and the post-parties in fact we never wind up in the playrooms that they provide anymore not anymore we're always just in people's rooms which is great it and we had like three or four pre-party invitations and we ended up in like two yeah and and they were meet and greets they were just you know yeah come in shake hands give snack off we go sometimes there's some playing pre-party sometimes there's pre-party playing but in this particular event there wasn't right Thank you.
off we go sometimes there's some playing pre-party sometimes there's pre-party playing but in this particular event there wasn't right and we ended up in one of the pre-parties with a good friend of ours we've known her for years and we knew her from her previous relationship but now she's in a new chapter in her life yes And she had a bunch of her friends that were there. And somehow in the middle of this, we ended up, something came up about podcasts. Oh, yeah. And I don't remember how it came up. But. Yeah. She's like, she like, I don't know. A light bulb went off in her head.
Something about your voice. Well, I showed her a card at when she started talking about podcasts and, you know, good, good podcast to recommend.
And she said something about Swinger University and that she loves swinger university oh and and then ed's like all right i'm like forget it i'm just gonna whip it i gotta whip it out on this we're coming out so i pulled the card out and i showed it to her and she was like oh my god so we've known her for a while yeah talk to her over and over again for years she didn't know she listened to our podcast she knew us but she didn't make the connection and then she was made the connection when she saw the card yeah it was kind of fun oh my god yeah it's you guys it was great which was it was fun cool yeah which of course brings up the whole like how secret is your secret identity really and do we need to how secret do we need to be yeah with the whole thing and so yeah we're relaxing a little more this year with it and we're feeling a little more comfortable I remember eight years ago when we started this, we were, my God, just even keeping the secret that we were swingers was scary.
Right. It was almost like, you know, the first time you have sex, probably as a woman, you think that there's this big neon sign across your forehead that says non-virgin, right?
I lost my virginityity last night you just look think you look and feel different than it someone's just going to know by looking at you right which of course they can't no but that's how i felt i thought i was 16 again you know losing my virginity yes at 16 um that was kinky back then but now it's probably earlier it's at 13 everyone's losing their virginity at 12 and 13 but a whole other topic yes that's a whole other yes yes so where was i where was i so coming out oh yes coming out so you know catch 22 i i don't want people to feel uncomfortable and i don't want them to feel uncomfortable and I don't want them to feel intimidated and I don't want them.
I just, I just want them to feel comfortable. Right. And, and we've, we've kept our identity secret for some reason, not exactly sure. I don't, I don't think we ever sat down ahead of time and said, we need to do it for these reasons. Here's why we sail on Virgin. It's adults only. No kids screaming at breakfast. No family buffet lines. Just champagne at noon, late night pool parties, and people who actually want to be there. The vibe? Think boutique hotel that happens to float. Tattoo parlors, drag brunch, restaurants you'd actually pay for on land.
Plus, when you're looking to connect with other couples who know how to have fun, let's just say Virgin attracts a very specific type of adventurous. No wonder Breadcruiser's here, just your people. Right. It's just, we just, I don't know, it was just part of keeping the secret.
And, you know not boastful people we're not like hey right we have a podcast come listen to us you know so you know for the last two years we've just quietly been marketing ourselves online we haven't really been saying it to anyone at any of the parties not not a word like other than allures we put up the banner and we have handouts and stuff to get people to listen to the podcast but we're not walking around with t-shirts and signs going nobody knows that it's us right parties but they know that right and phoebe are at these parties because we talk about the parties people have made the connection connection that, oh, my God, we've been to those parties, too.
We were probably at the same party. We may have even met you. But, of course, they don't know who we are, so they don't know that they've met us. But this was the first event where we were kind of like, you know what? Fuck it. Fuck it. Let's just. Because they already know we're swingers. You're right. All right.
kind of like all right fuck it fuck it let's just because they already know we're swingers you're right by the way listeners we're swingers if that wasn't clear before right so the people who listen to the podcast if they happen to be at one of the events they already know that we're swingers they know that we go to the event so it's i just don't want to scare people away because you know there's people will ask you know oh you're gonna talk about this i go yeah but i am not all of it not in the same podcast and i never use names and sometimes i change the scenario or the situation so you never really know unless you were there.
You never really know. And even then. And even if you were, you may not connect what the story is with your particular involvement in that story. Depending on the level of detail. Yep. We're very clever with those. We try to be. Yeah. We think we're very clever.
No one said, oh, oh my god you totally called us out that time right because again i'm trying to protect people well and we don't we don't ever want to call people no we've heard podcasts where they they like oh my god they like flambe people oh and we're totally not into that like i wish i could call them out right now well there's a few of them but yeah we're not i'm not gonna that that's not us we don't do that we don't flambe just in private no yeah oh my god we blush a little bit at people who who actually do that and podcasters who do that so this was the first event where we kind of came out of the closet a little bit and started going, you know what, we're just going to kind of own it.
And in the, and we'll talk about this for New Year's, but when we have come out to other people, people are like, Oh my God, are you, you are going to talk about this, right? Yeah. Some people want us to, which is funny. They're like, really want us to talk about it. They want to be able to like, listen back and go, I want to hear all the details again. Right. Yeah, that's true. It's kind of fun. Yeah, and you get to hear it from a different perspective. Yeah, you get to hear how good you were in bed from a totally different perspective, which is fun. So there you go. Lots of connections made.
We didn't play at that pre-party, but it was was relatively early yeah and and we circulated and we mingled and we we saw people and met people and it was a lot of fun we it was the pj parties tend to be a very relaxing environment and tend to be a very connection meet and greet kind of an environment which is fun right right yeah we didn't uh we didn't play with anyone at the the pajama party not that it was an earlier night for us but made good connections yep yep which leads us into the next night where we've made some connections and we decided to call those connections in oh we did oh my gosh okay so we get downstairs um we're in just a rabbit and it is raja and so we get into the room to the ballroom and people really did they always go all out they did such i feel like they did better this year even costumes were great less scary more sexy this time yes i think there were a few scary costumes but there was a lot of like much more sexy costumes which we really appreciate i mean i'm all in favor of like scary costumes for halloween right but at a swinger event i want to be turned on not freaked out yeah right right inspire the erection don't frighten it away right so at what point did this um next scenario happen because i want to describe what that was yeah so right away it feels like it was pretty early in the evening okay so when we first arrived at the hotel the night before we had pulled into the parking lot and i had seen a threesome kind of walking up to their cars they had like left one car and they were dropping stuff off and they were obviously had just checked in we're just checking you know you're a swinger when you're like scoping out people in the parking lot from your third story balcony in your hotel room and you know that they're swingers because there's three of them and there's obviously something kinky between three people so you're like oh they're here at the party as well right so that was very that was the first introduction of them very sexy group uh-huh and we were kind of watching them turns out they were on the same floor as us like a couple doors down yep so we were neighbors which was great and we'd talk to them again at the pajama party later that night and that was fun we'd kind of made a connection it was clear that there was some mutual attraction uh-huh at the very least but so the next night i got a wild hair and decided i'm going to take our advice and walk up to this couple and just put it out there that, hey, we're interested in playing with you guys later if you're interested, too.
And they said, absolutely. Wait. What? Where's my story part? That was the story. That is not the story. You missed the good part. So we walk into the ballroom. Oh, you want to do the whole buildup thing. Go ahead. Oh, hell yeah. Because the gallant introduction, hello. Oh, that part, yes. And we approach the threesome, who is now a fivesome? Yes. A fivesome. And the fivesome looks amazing because they're all dressed similar.
They're they're all in like black and white with wings on their backs feathers and wings and masks they look shirtless oh yeah elegant like right out of heaven sexy heaven i mean oh and so immediately i'm like oh my god i have to walk up oh it's our friends. And so I walk up to them. And as soon as I walk up, Mr. Gallant goes. He takes my hand, my hands down by myself, and I have a long purple glove on my arm. He takes my arm. Just grab it. Yeah. He takes my hand. He lifts it up and he kisses the back of my hand.
just melted i literally felt my stomach flip and i went okay we gotta fuck yeah that was boom super done yeah that was like oh and then shortly out there after like 30 seconds later a minute ed's like hey we need to make this happen i'm like yes ed and we did we did which also turned me on and then i really wanted to fuck so we had to go it was a it was a very sexy build-up from the previous night to this night and then of course the kiss on the glove Good grief, grief those people are super sexy so we go to their room yeah because we we danced for a little while we had a good time yeah but eventually we of course went to their room yes the good stuff so we go to the room and they were an interesting couple they're they're uh they had good friends there at the time i thought they were a dedicated for some but they're not but they just have a they play regularly they play regularly with a couple that they've known for a long time that they're very close with right and so they schedule play dates on a regular basis and they tend to travel together so they were all there together i think they may have been sharing a room or adjoining rooms and then there was one other single guy that was a good friend of theirs too that had come down to play with everyone and so the five of them over there it was and it was us and then was somebody else there too in that room did we drag other people with us there were a couple there were a couple other people in the room at the time yeah because i remember one of them being in costume and so there was like an extra single female and i think there were a couple other people and and i think our pocket friends may have also okay time too okay cool so yeah so it was a good yeah about 12 14 people in there yeah it was nice it was a nice crowd and then at some point so we're we're playing i i'm playing with Thank you.
it was a nice crowd and then at some point so we're we're playing i i'm playing with with the mister which was nice he has a very nice ass it's very firm and i really liked grabbing it so that was really fun and just grabbing him and you know when a guy is just like a tree you could just like crawl all over and just like yes you know and mr mixed nuts is like that too you just like climb on him you climb on him that's what i like is climb all over him and um so yeah so that was a lot of fun and there was some sort of single guy debacle going on in the background which i was a little oblivious to because i'm having i'm having a good time on the time the hosts took care of their room and and dealt with all that stuff which was yeah it was you know it wasn't you know earth shattering or anything like that it was had a conversation and then he left and there you go and that was that so um it you know it was really nice that they they all were able to just manage that and in such a graceful way yeah and you know nobody's feelings were hurt or if they were they got repaired later and all was all was good yeah So we ended up playing with this five-some for a little while, the singles that had been in there you know they played for a little bit and then they moved on they had other parties that they wanted to go to but we ended up switching and playing in different groups with different people and so the two of us and the five of them ended up and i got mingling and playing i got to play with the other uh the other woman of their good friends yes i got to play with her i went down on her she was fun she was very excited she's very excited she's very beautiful her and her husband are so passionate i want to talk about that because the passion between her and her husband and the connection was so intense that it it gets you off like it's it's exciting like you can feed off of that.
Right. It was so sweet and sexy and passionate and all at the same time. You just, oh, it was incredible. It's very energizing to watch a sexy couple that have a good dynamic. Oh, yeah.
And how they play off of each other and the whole room was was like that yeah we were all kind of into our own partners but we were obviously into the oh my gosh wait we forgot about we forgot about how it started so remember the um the uh the woman from the red woman yes we'll call her the red woman how she said she started the party she's like oh right what'd she say she's like is there anything that's on your bucket list thing something that you've never done before she's like let's try something new yes so we ended up doing dp with her so her husband and i double penetrated her yes okay so here i am my favorite spot to view is right between the man's legs from underneath because i love seeing you know the full-on penetration yes the vulva the lips everything wrapping around the shaft of the penis i love that view so here i am i'm down there like a video photographer or something without a camera and i'm just taking it all in i'm trying to capture it into my memory forever and it is it's sealed in there i could still see it so he's on the bottom she's in the middle and i'm on top but what i didn't know until the next day probably because the room was a little dim was that both of your dicks were in her vagina i thought one was in her butt and one was in her vagina but no it was dvp yes so then i was like what so know, here you are the next day, you know, you're recounting all this stuff with your partner and you go.
You're like, what? What? How did I miss that? I was right there. And then, of course, I had to ask Ed. I was like, well, how was that? Your dick was touching another dick.
What did you and and you said oh it was in her vagina exactly there was a vagina involved that's that's pretty much all i was concerned so i was like super shocked and like super excited because i thought oh my god we had never talked about this before this was super cool what i mean these are the things that happen that you just don't know are going to happen in the moment you don't know if you're going to be okay with it you know you don't plan for it you're just like it happened wow that was pretty cool sure i'll do that again wasn't on it wasn't on anybody's agenda for the night no there wasn't a menu item that offered that it just happened it's so great i was like oh my god i love those moments because you those are the things you just you just can't plan for it which is fun it's fun and it's spontaneous i like the fun and the energy of those moments when you have those connections and everybody had a good time yeah and and consequently we ended up playing to like 4 30 in the morning yeah we were up my gosh way crazy late and and had great conversations shared really deep personal things about our lives we fucked for a long time and then after that we just talked for at least an hour at least an hour least an hour, rehydrated, got our energy back.
We thought maybe we'd go at it again, but then we realized, oh, the sun's going to come up. We should probably go to bed. It was just, it was amazing. I, you know, it's those times where you've got that, that journey, the validation, the exploration and the courage and the strength and the bravery. And it's all super inspiring. Right. Yeah. We, we learned a lot about them. We had a really good time with them and we've connected with them again. And we plan on connecting with them again in the future because. Absolutely.
They and comfortable people people are super sexy and we get along with them so easy to be around so easy it's crazy i love it and this is this is really what we enjoy about swinging and that's that just uninhibited naked raw real people nobody's judging you it's not you know there's no preconceptions there's no agenda people are just genuinely enjoying your company yeah and it's fucking hot it's great and i what i We'll see you next time. People are just genuinely enjoying your company. Yeah. And it's fucking hot. It's great. And what I remember, too, the most about Mr.
Red is that he was so present. Yeah. If he was high, I didn't notice it.
If he was, I don't think he was because he was so present and present and so relaxed so it was it just made me so comfortable yeah yeah and i there just wasn't anything there were no weird vibes nothing icky nothing straight it was really comfortable it was just so much fun so relaxing so exciting yeah i know oh my gosh okay so i'm still gushing but we have to end and wrap up this episode would you like to wrap it up sure so don't let the one-off incidents ruin swinging for you the hair pulling the random yeah bad behavior on people because you can learn from those incidents and you can find a way to continue to enjoy the rest of the community right you can build those relationships and you can find people that you really connect with.
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