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And use our code at checkout. And you guys, if you have any questions about the event, the resort, or what to expect, just reach out. I mean, we're here for you. We're happy to help. So once again, ticketforplay.com forward slash Swinky, the code SwingerU-VIP. We really want to see you there. Use the table. I mean, I like to just flop it up on the table. Oh, here's a table. Oh, yeah, it's kind of nice. Oh, I'm just going to lay it up there. Can we? I swear to God, we should be doing this right now. Measuring it right now. Welcome to Swinger University, your horizontal enrichment program.
Bringing you an educational podcast about swinging. Here are your hosts, Ed and Phoebe. Hi, this is Ed. And this is Phoebe. You have big feet, therefore you have a big penis, right? Today we're talking about dicks. All dicks. In fact, our episode got so big, we had to shove it into two episodes and four blogs. Uh-huh. Yeah. That's partly my fault. That it got so big? Yeah. It's always your fault that it got big. I don't know.
blogs uh-huh yeah that's partly my fault that it got so big yeah yeah it's always your fault people tend to overestimate themselves in all things and penis size is no different then you start swinging and now everything gets accentuated swinging makes us vulnerable in different ways we want to look good to our new sex partner, perform well, and satisfy them. All this gets tested in the swinger environment each time you encounter different people. So what's interesting or frustrating or whatever.
So swinging down under casual swingers and i can't remember the other guy some single guy some single guy some sexy single guy who who has his own oh he's like a twitter personality or something i will get all of their names they will be in the show notes oh good they did an episode about dick size at who or should i we just call it the event that shall not be named the event that shall not be named and we saw that post and we both looked at each other and go fuckers we were gonna do that episode we had the notes already and they of course so they stuck it they stuck their dicks in it before we could yeah but but we're gonna do it bigger we're gonna do it bigger and better so this is phoebe's mind right phoebe's mind's like if it's just 20 percent better i'm like god damn it i'm gonna research this motherfucker this is what happened.
I get down a rabbit hole and I start learning shit and I start going, ooh, what's that? The more I read, the more I read down the rabbit hole. And then pretty soon, two episodes and four blogs. And I think there's a Patreon episode as well. So there's a lot. You've got some content about dick size. Yes. And it's more than that. It is more than that. So satisfaction. Most men believe that the average size of an erect penis is six inches. Only 58% of men are satisfied with their penis size. Well, it's just a little over half. Yet, 84% of your women are satisfied with it. So this is good, right?
You would think. Right. And so why is this? Potentially low confidence because you don't think that you measure up to a large group of self-reported studies, hint, hint, maybe not wanting to be watched or seen naked. Well, and I'll I'll comment in on this as a penis owner myself.
um pornography really does a a mind fuck on oh yeah everybody um men and women but we're dealing with the the male issue at at hand in hand oh in here in the hand and i i can tell you with without a doubt that watching porn where almost all of the porn stars that are there have eight inch plus penises, you kind of go, yeah, I'm small. Yeah. And they're girthy. They're very girthy. They're freakishly large penises in porn. I'll just leave it like that.
So subconsciously, did I pick all my ex-husbands in this way i had it probably subconscious bias how does this happen so pornography erotic literature the spam emails about growing a larger penis and if you take this pill or use this pump or right you know you rub this magic horny goat weed on your penis, it will grow, you'll gain three inches. All these ads, all of this marketing appeal to that insecurity that all guys have. I know. It's fucked up.
It is, it's fucked up up so there is this narrative that has spanned over 70 years based on those self-reported studies right and we are going to get into that and i'm not joking 70 years of narrative that is fake all right big dick kink right We'll be right back. years of narrative that is fake. All right. Big Dick kink. Right. I mean, I think some of it can be a kink. Yeah.
And we've had this discussion specifically about certain ethnicities and kind of having a fetish aspect to it right the the big dick is another fetish it's right it's a visual thing it's a yeah you know it's a sensory perception thing it's that that full feeling that whatever or the fact that you can smack her from across the room with your penis. Right. Or people just want to, it's different as swingers. We like novelty, right? We, we like different environments. I love it. Right. Like, what does it feel like to have a cock inside my mouth that that's big? Can I take it all in? No, you can't.
Right? So like as a woman, you may be like, ooh, it's a cool new, like it's like sucking those rocket popsicles that are red, white, and blue. Like if you can get that whole thing in your mouth, I mean, good God, girl, you've got it going on because. There's some OnlyFans content for you. Oh, ding. Sensation for some women. It actually does feel better. Sure. We will talk about all of that in the next episode. Right. Dick size what women want because that there is a sensation aspect to it. But you won't know that until you've tried it. Sure.
But first and foremost, it's it's that narrative over 70 years that's incorrect. And then there's kind of that kink. And then there's the porn industry, which all those things play a part into, oh, my God, I don't even have an average cock. Well, and that's not true.
Before we jump into the myth aspect of it, to just touch on the pornography a little bit more, it's the same problem that you have when you watch Hollywood movies movies occasionally there's an actor in a hollywood movie that's not an attractive person they're kind of the weird looking dude the danny devito's right right you look at him and you're like oh he's like the comic relief of the the particular whatever right but the rest of those people holy crap they are like really attractive people yeah they're not everyday people they don't have any flaws there's nothing wrong with them they're like stereotypically beautiful they do have flaws they just spend most of their day at the spa and then they have a makeup team making them look good but the point is that it's not a realistic depiction of everyday people correct these are these are unusual people they got picked out of a casting call because they didn't fit in they didn't blend in with the crowd they stood out in some right right so when you think about pornography they pick these guys out and the women for that matter because they're kind of freaks they they don't fit in they're not the normal people they're kind of oddly proportioned yeah but in a way that goes wow that looks fucking huge on a camera right you know what i never thought of this i wonder if the cameras you know how the camera adds 10 pounds well and when we take selfies you know how basis basically the angle left right makes you look larger and smaller and different i have yet to figure out the right angle and lighting to make my cock look bigger.
All right. We got to work on that. So what is this myth? What is this 70 years of mythology? Right. Oh, so I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you. So most of this myth is based on self-reported findings and specifically the six inch average penis myth is absolutely absolutely basically back in 1948 uh a researcher from the kinsey institute did a self-reported study. He put it, uh, an ad in a magazine, something like that and said, Hey, send me, send me your dick size, you know, and so people did, and he didn't report it for, he didn't actually publish it for a really long time.
And in decades even. Exactly. A couple decades. And somewhere around the 80s and 90s did this. Maybe it was the 70s, 80s. The report came out. There will be a blog on this where researchers picked up that study and they started publishing the information. Right. Right. And so. Go ahead. So now we're 20 years in, right? No one's verified this. It's not done in a controlled environment. That's the thing. This is self-reported. And I was under the impression that the Kinsey Institute was a reputable scientific institute that ran peer-reviewed scientific studies, and they normally do.
but back then but they didn't because this was in 1948 yeah but even then we had science in the 40s i know but but this particular study yeah they either felt awkward about actually people coming in becoming erect and whipping it out on a table with a ruler and having a nurse or a technician measure their cock. Right. So they had people self-report, which, of course, you go, well, holy shit, I can leap tall buildings with a single bound. That looks like it's five and a half. We'll just add a half an inch. That's six.
I always round up to eight because, you know, you've got to have an even number that's divisible by four. Exactly. So you see the problem. OK, so there there's that they did about 21 studies since then, which will be in a in a block that.
that they still were self-reported so they're asking people on the street to self-report what it was they're again asking people in magazines asking you know all these questions no one's actually doing it in a controlled environment why because you know to your point they're kind of uncomfortable being around a guy with an erect penis like how 40s right we don't talk about sex we don't talk about sex we don't look at sex it's all done in the dark it's all the privacy of the home right god forbid if you were to like actually touch an erect penis in a scientific way i know it's all very strange i'm looking back biases an erect penis in a scientific way i know it's all very strange i'm looking back biases so there was a volunteer bias as well so the type of people that were responding were those that were really confident with their penis size they're like fuck yeah i have an eight inch cock i'm gonna fuck me in right i'm gonna write that in i'm gonna respond to that right or at least even if they didn't have that size they felt comfortable saying what size they were which of course if you felt insecure or inadequate you're not gonna like come forward and respond to some survey you You're like, yeah, I have a micropenis.
Right. No. Okay. So, yeah. So, again, not very scientific. There's another bias, right? A bias. Then there's the other bias of social desirability, which elicits types of responses that are socially acceptable at the time. Yeah.
And you don't want to necessarily exagger exaggerate either so let's just say all of these guys were being honest so to speak or not over exaggerating let's say some of them were even under exaggerating because they didn't want to be i don't want to say like i'm too big my cock is freakishly large so i'm gonna under report right like without somebody verifying this yeah and you you're gonna give them a socially responsible answer right unless you are a gay man and the the gay men actually self-reported their penises to be six to eight inches, whether they were or not. Interesting. Yes.
So gay men way over reported. So if you're gay or bi in the lifestyle, if you want big cocks, that's where you go, I guess. Or maybe not.
So I was like, oh, my God, i was fascinated by this and and i felt horrible for men because we're talking 70 years of information quote scientific studies that's shit absolutely shit it's complete crap and because it's represented or presented by the kinsey institute it sounds scientific i've i've been reading sex journals and documentation since since i was way too young to actually be reading this stuff the encyclopedia we know about your encyclopedia sex and you know those kinds of books. I had access to that stuff, so I read it. Right. And it's disturbing to me to reread this again.
Now, understanding a little bit more about science and biases and how statistics lie and all that kind of stuff how far off the mark this whole thing was and how it really it never should have been published at all i know but i don't want to bash them too much they're they are very reputable oh i am i'm gonna smack them around with my cock because this is just bullshit reporting. Because you already indicated that, you know, they somehow didn't follow all the scientific rules of a study because this was very socially unacceptable, right? Well, and to be clear, they said it was self-reported.
They may have even reported the results with that self-reported disclaimer in it. But if you're not reading through that with a critical eye, you don't necessarily pick apart the self-reported part in conjunction with the numbers that are in the middle of the report. That's a pretty distinct, that's a pretty specific distinction that you need to make.
And you'd have to be a researcher in order to go, oh, wait a second, they said self-reported, therefore it means this this i'm going to say it's mostly at the fault of the people who picked up the research findings 20 years later because the kinsey institute did not report that stuff they didn't publish it for 20 years it was the other researchers that grabbed their data 20 years later and said, oh, we are going to use this as established. Right. Right. Yeah. So I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt. They're very reputable. So I don't want to bash them too much.
No, I'm not bashing Kinsey. I guess I'm poking at the public school system and the general lack of critical thinking that you have to be very particular when you read statistics to know what it means. Absolutely. And that's the problem. The big problem with statistics is You can interpret them any almost any way you want to you can skew them which thing you're reading and if you just happen to gloss over that self-reported part yeah you go here's the numbers i'm reading the numbers and And it's like, well, yeah, but the numbers are kind of bullshit. So, hmm. Right.
numbers i'm reading the numbers and it's like well yeah but the numbers are kind of bullshit so right big yes advantages and disadvantages i'm gonna let you touch this one because because it's all because i'm not putting this one in my mouth so a disadvantage for a small mouth of the person if it's too thick or girthy you can't get it all in your mouth and so what i like about swinging is i get to test drive all different types of sizes sure and for some men i can get all of it in my mouth and it's exciting it's fun right it's kind of a game right like it is i can get the whole thing in right because you i have to accommodate for teeth and all the kinds of things like that right and it gets um actually you know So after a night of swinging, my neck actually hurts from opening my jaw wide, you know, giving oral.
So I don't know if it's a tight jaw or I know I have really strong jaw muscles, abnormally strong jaw muscles. You just don't have an anaconda jaw that can dislocate in order to swallow. I wish I did. That'd be so fun. That'd be kind of weird. But sexy at the same time. The other disadvantage is if it's too long, you can't get it all the way in my vagina because my vagina is not that deep. Right.
So, and and you i have been with two very long individuals and they could never grind up against my vulva because there's two or three inches right standing away from my vulva to their pelvis because there's dick in the i mean the dick is too long the dick is too long. The dick got in the way. The dick got in the way. So clit and pelvis aren't being stimulated. And, and then there's that auditory, the smacking noises, which I really, really love. And so I don't get any of that. Yeah. How can you, how can you smack your balls against the clit if you can't get that deep?
If you can't get deep enough to like. Okay. Can we talk about October for a second? Oh my God. Yeah. I've been waiting for this. We were invited to be guest speakers for two engagements on a six star crystal cruise ship with 310 lifestyle couples.
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It's 310 couples and like all their vacations they book up fast they really do their vacations are extremely popular so please come with us and in order to find it all you have to do is go to our swingerlinks.com and look for the llv sensual voyage we hope you'll join us yeah i mean wait clit wait which position are we in when would that happen oh that's doggy style if you get the if you get the ball slapping on the clit that's doggy style yeah that's good yeah that's good so then you know then you're anal if you know if you like anal, which I do, and then you go in that way.
And I did try it with the guy who was really large. With the anaconda? Mm-hmm. And it was nice. Oh. It worked, you know? Could he get all the way in? Yeah. And there you go. There's the lower intestines for you. They can accommodate all sorts of things. So there are ways. There are ways, but there are limitations. So. So if you really want to take a really big dick, you got to be OK with anal. Absolutely. Then you can take it. Absolutely. Otherwise, you're. Yeah, you're screwed. You're fucked. Or not. You're not fully fucked.
You're only partially fucked exactly all right yeah you go into this i'm gonna go into measuring i i can neither confirm nor deny that i have measured my cock before everybody every guy who's listening to this episode has has whipped a ruler out a tape measure some implement to to measure not only length, but girth. Which I think is really funny because as women, we don't like, the only thing we measure is boobs, but that's for bra size. And then we don't like measure our labia or our clitoris. There are lots of things that you guys measure, and I think it's disturbing and wrong.
What do we mean? Oh. The dress size. Oh, yeah. All of that. Yeah. The fact that. Size 10, size 8, that's a 12, 14. Exactly. I'm not a negative three. Right. Whatever the hell that is. That's just marketing fashion baloney. Gentlemen, if you are interested in participating in the self-reported Kinsey study, this is how you measure your length. Okay, go ahead. There's several measures. One of them is the soft measure, which you can measure, which is interesting to see what the difference is. So the whole concept of shower versus grower, that's kind of how this comes in.
So measuring either when you're soft or erect up against the pubic bone.
So if you press like right above where your shaft is, if you press kind of into that low really lower abdominal like the lowest abdominal until you hit the penis there's a bone there and you basically press the ruler up against that and then you measure to the tip of the penis and use the table i mean i like to just flop it up on the table use a table oh oh yeah it's kind of nice oh i'm just gonna lay it up there can we i swear to god we should be doing this right now measuring it right now we'd have to do the soft measurement because you're not hard yet i'm not crying all the sexy talk sometimes you're like talking about penises I'm not all that hot and bothered about penises I want to talk about boobies boobies Thank you very much.
I will take boobs in my face any day. Girth. Oh, and here's the thing. Even the skin, so let's say you've got a little extra weight. You can compress the skin and any of the tissue that's there above the pelvic bone over the top of the pelvic bone in order to get an accurate measurement. But I will tell you that if you do have a little extra, that is reducing the visual size of your penis because that weight, that mass is absorbing space. So there you go. There you go. To measure girth, this is where you're going to need either a strip of paper or a cloth tape to measure around.
So you're going to measure at the base of the penis or around the middle of the shaft because these two sites were deemed equal. Now, this is interesting because mine kind of flares from the base up to the head. Yeah. So I typically measure at the widest section of mine. But if you're curious, I mean, measure everything, measure at the base, measure just below the glands, the head, and what those measurements are. I think mine's a little bit thicker, actually right below the glands.
It's kind of a kind of flare in the middle yeah right a coke bottle cock i'm just saying um and and you measure the circumference so it's not the width it's not like measuring a ruler or a cross right measuring around and don't use pi because it's not a circle so you can't measure the circumference by measuring the diameter and then multiplying by 3.14.
You have to measure around because it's not a circle so you can't measure the circumference by measuring the diameter and then multiplying by 3.14 you have to measure around because it's an oval and i'm not going to do the math for you because oh my god circumferences are totally different that's so fascinating okay all righty this is why geometry is important so oh my god you asked in school why geometry was important it was because you have to measure your color you have to understand if they only said that i may i would have been way more interested oh my god everybody would have been like oh i'm paying attention now or if they said you need it to measure the the complex shapes of a woman's breast in order to design new bras, I would been like hell yeah every pubescent male in america would be genius math students at that point the bra is a marvel honestly it really is getting the engineering the structural support and the right size and fit marvel right penis average all right this is where this is where the penis hits the road so to speak okay you go actual numbers no go ahead all right so so the flaccid length average is 3.61 and there is a range from 2.8 to 3.9.
So in between 3.61. So your flaccid length. Ed is whipping out his penis right now. I got to check. I'm somewhere in there. I don't know. It's not on the table. Why is it not on the table? We got this new high boy table. It's actually the perfect height. This's this the perfect table i don't know why we didn't find this table before i've been spending years banging my shins on this low low boy table here's why we sail on virgin it's adults adults only.
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That's actually almost an entire inch short of six inches. I know, but it's pretty damn close. An inch is a big difference. Oh, saying girth the flaccid average is 3.66 and the range is 3.5 to 3.9 so if your flaccid girth is 3.66, your average. If your erect girth is 3.66, you're average. If your erect girth is 4.59, you are average. Ed's girth is the size of my wrist. It is not. It is the size of my wrist. Phoebe is exaggerating. It is not nearly the size of her wrist. Her wrists are not that small. It is the size of my wrist.
I'm just saying just saying okay my ex-husband's size was this now i literally feel inadequate literally measured now the important thing to understand about this and this is why we have a second episode about this because this is all about statistics and averages and studies and the actual physical measurement of the penis. But this has literally jack shit to do with what women care about or like or feel. Right. This is just the facts. Right. So you have to tune in for the second one. It's it's very redeeming.
So if you're in that average range, slightly above or slightly below average, whatever. uh-huh tune in again because the second episode is going to blow your mind or at least relieve any some of the anxiety that you're going to feel. You're like, oh, my God, I'm just average. Don't have a porn star cock unless you're nobody has a porn star cock. I'm just saying porn stars do very few people do. All right. So which country wins with the whole genocide by country? I think this is a new demonstration sport in the Summer Olympics. Probably not the winter because of shrinkage, but maybe the summer.
Summer would be better. Yeah, I agree. So who wins the gold medal? Ding. Ecuador. Six point. Should I reveal?
Yeah, go go for it 6.933 almost seven inches and and so i was like wait what why why is that and 50 almost 53 percent are america indian as far as ethnicity 41.77 percent are european and then there's a 5.26 that are sub-saharan african so the america indian and the european are the genetic background contributes to the ecuadorian ethnicity that is in ecuador and this is what happens what's the size so to qualify these particular numbers that we're talking about these are not the self-reported numbers no no no grousing about in the earlier part of the episode these are numbers based on current scientific peer-reviewed studies of penis size uh i think so i did not check that but i'm pretty sure either that or this is completely anecdotal and it was a really good study i.
I will be publishing those references in the show notes. Stay tuned for the sources. There's like 15 references for all this shit. So at this point, just assume that it's entertainment. When we get the actual blog post, then you can read where the sources are. Oh, my gosh. All right.
So in the United States, we're actually middle ranked which makes sense yeah we're the melting pot right that's true everybody in the world comes here so if you want average that's america that's right 5.3 in the united states 5.346 is the middle and that's where where we are on all the countries in the scale of penises. Totally makes sense. Now, if you're, oh my God, this was fascinating. Okay. So, you know, the narrative around Asian men. The totally negative stereotype, stereotype about Asia, right? Yes. Which is no different than that narrative around BBC. Right. Right.
Which is the totally overly positive narrative or stereotype and fetishized and all that stuff. Right.
So in Japanapan they are just a smidgen below the united states with an average dick size of 5.339 okay so to be clear to the number here we're talking about one one hundredth of an inch yeah we need to go to japan you need a micrometer to measure the difference between japan it'd be so fun do they advertise swingers in japan i oh i'm kind of thinking that's a not not a not a socially acceptable thing although they're pretty kinky they're really many ways they're very very kinky i don't know about swinging i I'll see know about swinging. I don't know about swinging.
I know about a lot of stuff in Japanese culture that is not okay, but swinging, I don't know. Oh, there's a new topic for us. I know. Places you can go to swing. We need to go check it out. Okay. Countries like Cambodia, Burma, Taiwan, Philippines, Sri Lanka, Hong Kong, Bangladesh, Thailand, Vietnam, and Malaysia. So this is kind of Southern Asia. Yes. All in that range of 3.95 to 4.52 as as a um penis size length and then in canada it's 6.185 inches and in south america they're all bigger than the u.s., including European countries and Australia.
So most every, well, not most everybody, but there's a large portion that are larger than the United States. We're in the middle. So for the Canadians that are listening, apparently you have...
Big d big dicks big dicks thank god there are lots of swingers in canada canada bunch of canadians at pcap and i know now i feel bad that we didn't mingle more with the canadians i i feel bad you should feel really bad i feel really bad that would have been fascinating so this 6.3 inch penis is like this men who have the 6.3 inch penis is really in the 95th percentile or like one in five men it's kind of rare so so those porn stars who are above 6.3 inches oh yeah they're like you know the anomaly and i swear now i'm thinking it's a camera it's a camera thing it's not it this isn't a trick of the camera those guys are so just to be clear because percentile is a is a it's a weird number it is not familiar with what a percentile means 95th percentile means that 95 of the population is below that number that's what percentile means correct so that is correct there you go yes it's correct so all of this in the show notes right so because there's a lot of less than 95% of the people have a six inch penis.
Correct. in the show notes right so because there's a lot of 90.3 less than 95 is a thing less than 95 percent of the people have a six inch penis correct so this whole six inch is average is just bullshit right so there you go so now do you all feel better apparently five percent of the entire population is all posting on reddit and or in porn because there's a lot of big dicks floating around on the internet and camera anomalies i think it's the camera too it could be and i i gotta figure out what that technique is because we'll put that on your OnlyFans page.
Oh, you're page are you using the wrong lens you gotta use the fisheye lens you gotta get that super uber duber lengthening software photoshop what would that be called the app for a link you know i was just looking up uh apps for makeup today for women like the makeup app. What would this be? The penis lengthening app? You got something. Stretchosaurus. I don't know. Just. Oh, my God. Oh, usually you have really good ones. That one was not so great, but it was funny. That was, yeah, not my best work. Okay. Penis size.
What affects affects penis size there's a bunch of things that can affect penis size and so these the things we're going to talk about here are if your penis size is average or above average or slightly below average these things are not helping you in terms of the length of your penis. So diabetes, obesity, heart disease, low testosterone, hypertension, high cholesterol, and nerve damage.
So what you have to think about is most of these things that we just listed either affect blood flow, which will reduce the thickness and girth and length, because the penis, if you think about it, is nothing more than an organic inner tube. And if you can't get the air into it, it's not going to grow. Right. So those things will all decrease not only firmness, but size because of lack of blood flow. The low testosterone was actually really interesting. If you're a mother with a baby in the first trimester of your pregnancy, if you have low testosterone, it will affect your baby's penis size.
You pass it on. You do. You pass it on. So, I don't know. I thought that was interesting. That's fascinating. So, there's a genetic component to this as well. There's a genetic component. Correct. And as we saw by the country breakdown, if these numbers are to be trusted, you have to think that there's a pretty large component to this, which is genetics, which is based on who your parents and grandparents were and kind of sizes and height. think about it.
If your grandfather was six foot three the likelihood that you're going to be six foot three is increased if you live in a family of average sized people you're probably going to be average height so right it just goes to say okay so uh how do you make your dick bigger if you're interested in how to make your dick bigger. Supplements do not work. No. It is a myth. If you are buying shit off of the internet to make your dick bigger, you're a sucker. It doesn't fucking work. Shredding your money. There are surgical procedures to increase your penis length.
Now, they typically involve cutting a tendon and it is really suspect. Tendon? Yeah, there's a ligament that runs along the penis that can be surgically altered. I have heard of so many horror stories about things going awry with that. But surgically, there's not much else you can do. Well, how did they do a sex change then for... And add a dick to me? Yeah.
It's not what it's actually called called do they take do they take a dick a penis from a cadaver no so if you're talking about uh like uh trans surgery so if you're you're transitioning between male by the way female to male very sexy that's a whole other topic yeah sorry to that if you're going from a female to male sexual transition you're transitioning your organs there's no erectile tissue so they typically will use something like a pump oh to add to it and the penis is actually manufactured from the clitoris the labia turns into the scrotum and they typically now i'm not like up on the latest surgical procedures i looked at this once a while back they will take a skin graft from your thigh and turn that soft tissue that skin into the shaft so they kind of construct from bits and pieces they don't use cadavers and skin and i think it probably has to do with nerve reconstruction and the fact that you're still not going to have an actual working penis and if you can't get the erectile tissue to function it's just going to die yeah well but the skin on the side still has adequate blood flow and it still has vascular systems that will keep the skin and the tissue alive oh god another research project okay it's gonna be cool it's complicated okay and let's just say it's now going the other way yeah taking the dick out and turning it into labia supposedly that's pretty freaking easy they like turn it inside out and they take like the head of the penis and turn it into a clit and all that kind of stuff it's supposedly it's much easier to go the other way but there you go there you go so in terms of surgically altering your penis to be bigger not likely it's it's not really a thing vacuum tube aka penis pump that is a possibility it is now what it's typically used for though is for erectile issues because what it will do is increase blood flow and increase size, but it's typically used for, though, is for erectile issues, because what it will do is increase blood flow and increase size, but it's very temporary.
It typically only lasts for a very brief period of time.
So if it was maybe, say, I had a brother who was a male escort slash stripper and used a penis pump would that work it would probably work for his show but a cock ring would have also worked on his g-string in order to pump up his appearance so you got to figure uh guys will do this too bodybuilders they'll get what they call pump they'll get their pump on yes so they'll do like push-ups or curls or something to get the blood flowing into the muscles which increases their size right before they go to the club i've seen go to the club or right before they go out on stage yep that's a thing because the tissue is kind of engorged and so there it's bigger yes but it's temporary but it looks good it does look good okay kegel exercises explain i didn't know they called them the same thing this was fascinating to me i was like what men have kegels too totally so these are your lower pelvic muscles and that the the muscles that you use to kind of cut off the pee flow when you're peeing or if your penis is erect and you want to make it bob up and down yep that clenching i've seen that thing i like to do that it's fun those kegel exercises are actually really good they're not going to make your penis bigger but they will increase the strength of your ejaculation the intensity of your orgasms just like women and it's a fun party trick where you can wave flick around which is super cool without touching it without touching it you're like look no hands no hands there they go cock ring you've already talked about the cock ring i talked about cock rings a little bit but i want to add something to this um this is clearly the entire this is dicks 100 dicks episode um cock rings i've been looking at cock rings because a friend of ours in vegas had a really cool cock ring it was super decorative it was almost like cock jewelry yeah i looked at them they're kind of cool there's a pro and con so this is i want to get this out because this is this is a little bit of a fact about cock rings any kind of a cock ring that um reduces the circulation and the idea with cock rings that reduce circulation in other words they kind of constrict a little bit is the blood flows in and engorges the penis but they then it can't come out.
Now, it kind of gets stuck there. So it's kind of like priapism, where they say, if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, please consult your medical, you know, whatever. Go to the emergency room. Yeah, because they basically stick a syringe in there and they drain the blood out because it's really bad. So wearing a cock ring for more than 20 minutes, this is the recommended length of time, isn't good. Because what you're doing is it's not a tourniquet, but it's cutting off the blood flow to an organ, to a part of your body. And that's not good. Basically, the blood gets stale.
There's no oxygen in there and the tissue won't actually, it's bad. Let's just say it that way. It's bad for your tissue if it stays erect for too long because the oxygen is not getting in there. 20 minutes. Wow. 20 minutes. Gosh. Okay. You can't wear a cock ring for hours. It's really good for a short spurt, if you will. So is the jewelry, was the jewelry adjustable? Yes. Okay. That's the trick.
If you can get a cock ring for jewelry that's adjustable and it's not actually cutting the blood flow off or constricting, then you can wear it for longer, but it doesn't perform the same function as a cock ring that's compressing the tissue or the blood flow. So you don't get the same kind of effect. It looks good. Now. It did look good. I liked it. It does look good.
Now here's a not blood flow visual improvement a cock ring will actually kind of tilt the balls up a little bit which will press the penis up a little bit which will make the pouch that bulge yeah look a little more prominent because you've got a little prop you got a little kickstand that's kind of pushing it up right so a lot of times guys will wear cock rings to make their bulge look a little bigger so you can actually use a cock ring to make your cock look bigger it's just propping it up it's not making it actually bigger it makes the bulge it's a cock stand it's not a kickstand it's a cock stand it's great and i love it a lot of times for models or for visual aspect wearing that cock ring is is cool in underwear or something where you can't yeah or a bathing suit or something like that where you want it to pop out a little bit hey there podcast, podcast listeners.
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It's a set of penis stretches that are exercises to make the penis bigger yeah there are two schools of thought the exercises help increase the amount of blood the penis can accommodate during erection and the other school of thought is that the the force that it creates is essentially micro tears in the penile tissue that will expand as a heel. Kind of like, you know, when you're working out your bicep or whatever.
Men's Health called it the bodybuilding for your penis or tissue remodeling according to this um to dr paul turek but the results are minimal or temporary at best yeah and it made me really nervous yeah and i've seen things like this before where they'll use like a weight to kind of To kind of grasp the head of the penis and basically stretch the penis. Stretch it down. Yeah.
things like this before where they'll use like a weight to kind of grasp the head of the penis and basically stretch it down yes and you have to think there are two parts of the human body that heal really rapidly yeah one of them is your mouth uh-huh and the other is your genitals and the reason that's true at least from our biology, those skin cells repair themselves rapidly is one, if you can't eat, you're going to die. And if you can't reproduce, your species is going to die. So those tissues, for some particular reason, I don't know, call it Darwinism, will heal really rapidly.
So even if you've got micro tears it's going to heal itself yeah so it's going to go back to where it was now kind of makes sense that's my theory on it um i've seen these exercises before i think the closest thing that i've seen that actually does work for men who are circumcised, because we're talking about dicks, let's just go into the circumcision thing, too. For circumcision, I've actually heard of people stretching the skin to rebuild their foreskin.
And there's a particular attachment and and set of you know cups and graspers to basically stretch the foreskin to basically rebuild or regrow that tissue through micro tears etc and get your foreskin back to basically undo your circumcision which is kind of cool i i love that i it's unfortunate that i'm circumcised it was the norm at the time but at the same time i wonder what my penis would be like without having been altered medically altered i know multiple times without your consent right it's the modern equivalent of genital mutilation and it is countries but very first yeah don't get me started maybe that's another episode yeah no we haven't even encountered very many non-circumcised no penises Our last birthday, though, one of our guests did have an uncircumcised penis.
What? Yeah. I didn't notice that. I did. Wait, that's because you were playing with the penises. Yeah, I know. You're going to have to tell me all about that. I know. So. It's a treat when I see an uncircumcised when i see it yeah it's kind of like finding a four-leaf clover there's not that no there's not which is crazy because and he was older than me so very unusual it was very unusual for that time yeah to be uncircumcised which I'm sure he had a lot of a lot of teasing about in maybe I don't know. I'm dying to ask him. So you can kind of think about that.
We're talking about like penis length and erections typically when you're measuring things. And so you can think about ED treatments, Sildenafil, Viagra,ra to to dalafil which is cialis um there's another one levitra um vardenafil it's funny how they're all fills yeah i guess you fill up on them yeah um they'll they'll increase the the rigor the the firmness of a penis but they're not necessarily going to increase the length, although you can... It might. Well, what you could argue is because the penis is more erect, it's fully extended. Right.
So it's not going to give you more than what you had, but it's going to maximize what you do have. It's going to... Right. You're going to live to your full potential. Right. That makes sense. You're erect to your maximum length. Right. Which I think is true because if I'm only semi-erect, I'm not as girthy and I'm not as long. True. Right.
That's true and you know then as far as uh how to make your dick bigger i mean there's always the the mental aspect 100 there's a lot of mental aspect to it and and if you're if you if you're depressed or you have a lot of stress or any kind of negative self-talk you know there's there's that component that you may want to address um and that affects it as well Thank you.
kind of negative self-talk you know there's there's that component that you may want to address and that affects it as well and then lifestyle changes like get more sleep maintaining a healthy diet so you know all these things right anything that would affect your the firmness of your erection and therefore the length or the size because you know the not fully inflated balloon is going to be a smaller size will obviously affect that size so exactly take care of yourself take care of your health drink water hydrate all that kind of stuff exactly all right i like this part we're gonna kind of wrap it up with this whole how to give your children a big dick which is which is uh funny pseudoscience maybe yeah and so i discovered so when i read this of course i had to turn around and ask it and i'm like oh my god your mom ate these all the time when she was pregnant and what did she eat avocados guacamole and and eaten in the first trimester of your pregnancy when the high testosterone levels are important for penis formation studies indicate avocados boost testosterone to help your body maintain those testosterone levels due to the magnesium and boron content right ding so holy crap eat more avocados in the first trimester yeah but you know what i just?
I just, I say, just give me avocado. I'll eat them all day long. Right. Because who doesn't love avocados? Now, the irony with this, of course, is genetics probably have a much higher effect on things. The genetic and that first trimester testosterone levels of your mom is actually pretty big. It's a huge factor. I could see that. Thank you.
that first trimester testosterone levels of your mom is actually pretty big it's it's a huge uh factor i could see that but both of those things for sure no matter what your size it's how you use it if your nerves get to you and performance suffers then maybe one-time fucks are not your thing. Take the time to get to know a couple first. Maybe distractions are problematic, so get rid of those. Use Viagra or Cielas to overcome mental overload and the fact that your body wants to fall asleep by the time people want to fuck.
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