Want to send us a message? In this episode of the Swinger University podcast, hosts Ed and Phoebe recap the past few days of their vacation. They discuss their excursions to the waterfall and the fun they had taking sexy photos near the banyan trees. They also talk about the pole dance night at the resort, where they participated in a competition and Ed ended up winning. They share details about the routines and costumes, including Phoebe s revealing outfit. The hosts also mention the body shot roulette and their time in the hot tub with other couples. They emphasize the intimate and friendly atmosphere of the vacation, where they ve had the chance to connect with everyone. The episode ends with their relaxing free day and a dinner outing with friends in town.Highlights:Excursion to the waterfall and sexy photos near the banyan treesPole dance night competition and Ed winningPhoebe s revealing outfit and fun routinesBody shot roulette and time in the hot tub with other couplesIntimate and friendly atmosphere of the vacationRelaxing free day and dinner outing with friends Support the showWant More?👀 Watch on YouTube: YouTube ShowFull video versions and interactive live episodes!Bonus episodes, exclusive content, and 🌶️Extras: https://www.patreon.com/SwingerUniversity 🛳️🎉Looking for lifestyle events in your area? T4P is the go-to directory for clubs, parties, and resort events. Browse now at Ticket4Play.com Custom SU T-shirts and gear: Our Amazon StoreSwingerLinks.com - live schedule, special offers*, and our 🌶️links!Our Website - Leave us a message, articles, and sexy products3 Ways to get your question on our show:RECORD it on our website at: https://swingeruniversity.com/contact/EMAIL a recorded voice note to: [email protected]: (916) 538-0482 and leave a voicemail.* We get a commission if you decide to purchase through our links, at no cost to you.
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And use our code at checkout. And you guys, if you have any questions about the event, the resort, or what to expect, just reach out. I mean, we're here for you. We're happy to help. So once again, ticketforplay.com forward slash Swinky, the code SwingerU-VIP. We really want to see you there. Hi, sexy people. We're going to catch you up on the last few days. A lot has happened. Today's Friday and tomorrow we all leave. I'm dying to get to the pool and our housekeepers are waiting outside to come in. I just checked in for the flight.
Oh my God, everything crazy happens the day before you leave, right? You're trying to finish making those connections, pack your bag and squeeze in the extra fun. And that's exactly what we're doing. As you can see, I am naked under my pool robe to get down there. So, because I have to walk through the reception area. So, you know, you got to be decent for the vanilla staff. Here's what happened. Tuesday, we all went to the waterfall and it was a bit of a change up for the excursion.
We were supposed to do the crocodiles, but we did the waterfall and got to see the forest, some hiking and take really sexy photos near the banyan trees. And these are massive trees. So it was fun to get a lot of backdrop photos against them. A lot of people were laying across trees naked with the whole, you know, curvy body and all of that. So it was a great opportunity for couples to kind of update their profile photos, which is always important. Exactly. That evening, so we're going all day, we have lunch, we get back, we have a little nap, dip in the pool.
And then that night's activities were off the hook. Oh, my God. So it was? Pole dance night. So everybody was in the main dining area and they have a pole set up and the DJ was playing some music and people volunteered themselves for the competition. So what happened was we had two professional pole instructors show up at the resort and run us through a routine. So they taught us a few steps, one for pole and one for a chair dance, which was fun. That's different than the last time we were here. And it was a simple routine, but people were encouraged to improvise a little bit. Yes.
And you could kind of tell as each round went through, because there was basically a vote by applause, and each round of voting that went on where the competition got a little hotter, and the routines got a little hotter, and a little bit more flair came out. The clothing came off more. One of the guys had breakaway pants, tear away pants. I lost it. I saw them. I noticed I was making whispers to the women sitting next to me. I'm like, those are the, those are the quick release pants. That's what I was calling them. Yep. Yep. And sure enough, holy crap, that was sexy.
So for the final round, he tore the pants off, but he also had a somewhat unfair prop. He had his hot wife sitting in the chair with him and she was one of the pole contestants and she was wearing this little school girl outfit which was very sexy very sexy hot couple great routine he had fun with it everybody was laughing and clapping and shouting and it was it was fantastic and the winner for the poll was a woman who we suspected was a ringer because she talked at an earlier dinner about having to run through her routine. So it's clear that she knew something about pole dancing.
Her routine was super cute and her final strategy was to take off her booty shorts, and she had this thong leotard thing on, so her butt cheeks were all out. Super cute little butt cheeks bouncing around. She did her routine. Everybody lost it. It was great. It's awesome. And I ended up being one of the final contestants. I ended up doing a routine that I remember on one of Phoebe and my first date when we went to the exotic erotic ball in San Francisco. And we each got lap dances.
And there was this move that the guy had where he basically did a cartwheel into her lap and had his legs up around around her head so i pulled that move off which was freaking amazing that i didn't kill phoebe knocked my head just a little but you know it was all it was all worth it all worth it i ended up taking away first prize for that competition which was super fun and everybody lost their which was so ed's legs are like one leg is here one leg is over there and his ass is like right here in front of me face down yes doing a little grinding yes so for those that aren't watching the youtube video his ass was essentially up at boob level.
Right. So that I could grab it and bite it if I chose to do so. It was a fun night. Everybody's costumes were really fun. They all knocked it out of the park. And what was interesting is that the promoter for the event said that this was the most extravagant pole competition that she's seen in all the years that she's done it. So, like, we went all in. And what were you wearing? Oh, I had these. I had a button-down shirt and slacks. But for the final, for the second round, I took the shirt off, which was part of the routine.
And then for the the last one I took the pants off and did the whole routine in these little silver lame shorts very tight tight shorts black laces up the front yeah yeah it was fun it was a lot of fun because you went from sexy I don't know businessman you know long sleeve shirt belt nice dress shoes Rico Suave To, you know, long sleeve shirt, belt, nice dress shoes. Little Rico Suave. Yeah. To, you know, which was very, it was very Magic Mike. And then the shirt came off and then the rest came off and I was losing my shit.
And I did pull out an unfair prop because the other competitor got his wife up there. So I said, well, I'm going to pull Phoebe up because why not stack the deck? I mean, stack the deck. I had on a tight bodysuit that ended in shorts. So it wasn't full length, short sleeve, short shorts, and the zipper to it unzipped. And of course it was black with a little diamond sparkles all over it, like big. They were glued on all over it. It was really cool looking.
And so then the zipper was silver, and it was unzipped all the way in my belly button, and then it had this amazing black BDSM-type bra on underneath, which was super hot. It was a lot of fun.
So you won, and then people lost their shit, and there was a prize of fun it's a lot of fun it's a lot of fun so you won and then people lost their shit and there was a prize given away and then we went up to the boom boom room and did some body shot tequila tasting yeah but body shot roulette that they called it because random person got picked from the audience in order to do the shot that That was fun.
People had fun picking their partner for the body shot tasting, and people kind of moved through that, and by the end, people started to warm up a little bit and really wanted to get back down to the pool and relax for the evening, start to cool off because it was pretty hot. All the dancing, all the pole, all the jumping up and down and then the tequila shots up in the room with all of the people in the room made it a little warm, a little warm.
But it was fun watching people put that slice of or the chunk of lime in their mouth and like drag it over people's skin and then put the little salt shaker on there. of the ladies put her thumb over the shaker top and pretended to be shaking salt all over was it your body or somebody else's body it was me lifted lifted up his shorts shake so the audience didn't really know that she wasn't putting salt all over your body right but. But I was close enough to see that she wasn't. And I was like, oh, that was a good move. That was really funny. So people were losing it.
People are having fun with all the activities. And it's been... It's been fun and sexy. Yeah. And you could pick which body part you wanted. Of course, I picked between my legs by one of our friends here. And so that was fun. I got to be pleasured and be an exhibitionist. So yay, that was a good night. So yeah, we went to the pool and then we ended up that evening in the hot tub with about eight people, four different couples.
And we just sat and talked all about the lifestyle about the differences between ages and different areas and the different communities it's really nice to just sit and and do that I mean we've been doing it all week long but right I'm never tired of these opportunities honestly it was nice for us because the the people who are sitting in the hot tub were not necessarily our podcast listeners. So these were other people who come along. And because of their exposure to the group overall and the conversations and our conversations with them, we've recruited some new listeners.
So it's worked out really well. And it was nice to be able to answer questions about podcasting and what we're all about. So it was a win for us. It was a win. That was Tuesday. Wednesday was a free day for everybody. So a lot of people went on their own excursions, which is great. Another amazing thing about this vacation is that you have the ability to create these wonderful memories by coordinating some of your excursions with other people. Obviously you're leaving the resort and it's safe and you get to experience different areas of Costa Rica outside the resort.
There are opportunities to connect with everyone. And so this is just one of the things that I love about this vacation is because it isn't repetitive every single day. It is kind of a build your own vacation. Yeah. Yeah. And because it's such an intimate event and there's less people than really large scale resorts, you really do get a sense of who everybody is here on this trip. Like we've met and talked to almost everybody on the trip.
And on these day excursions, there's enough people that kind of go together where you can kind of enhance that bond and really get a deeper sense of who these people are. I think some of the people that we weren't able to chat with were a few of the people from week one that were coming into week two or the day passed in and they were here for a short window period of time. But we've had the ability to connect with everyone here at dinner or in the pool or on the excursion. So it's kind of good. Yeah, there was one couple where the husband had to leave for work, Thank you.
dinner or in the pool or, or on the excursion. So it's, yeah, there was one, there was one couple where the husband had to leave for, for work for a couple of days, which is really unfortunate for them. Um, and a little sad, but you know, you gotta make a living. He, he's got a high demanding job and you know, they made it work. Yeah. They made it work. They did. She had a nice relaxing day and we took good care of her. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. So that was Wednesday excursions. I All right. Yeah, they made it work. They did. She had a nice relaxing day. And we took good care of her. Yeah. Yeah.
So, yeah. So, that was Wednesday excursions. I went and got a massage, which was amazing. And that was an hour and a half. And then, you know, of course, after a massage, you're just so relaxed. And I took a nap and I relaxed by the pool. Several people were, were here and we had conversations in the pool. We relaxed. It was a, it was a cooler day. There was a little more cloud cover and we just, you know, we did a little business on the podcast and the day went by so fast because we were just so relaxed. Yeah. Yeah.
And, and it was because it was a free day, we chose to not go on an excursion because we'd already done a couple side excursions earlier in the week. So for us, it was just to relax and kind of unwind and kind of recharge. Yeah. That midweek get over the hump kind of an experience. It. It was pretty nice. We also made the decision that night to head into town and to get dinner with some friends. So we went and got some seafood in town at a restaurant that we'd been at before. Now, the food wasn't quite as good as the last time we were here, but we had a good conversation.
We had a good time with our friends but we have experienced this multiple places in our area and while we're traveling it's hard for some of these restaurants to bounce back after covid you know because the staff just isn't there the same staff isn't there the same cook isn't there right so they're rebounding but and and i And I think that was probably the result of our experience at that particular restaurant. But for the most part, the restaurants here in this town are amazing. Yeah. Amazing. The food in general is amazing. And it is off-season, too.
So, they probably don't have as much staff as they would at high tourist season. but there'd also be a lot more tourists, which is harder to get in, harder to eat. So they might have more staff, but it's going to be busier. So there's kind of a win-win. Yeah. Yeah. And that night was glow night. Right. Right. So we dressed in white. It's so funny. You had this white mesh top on and it didn't glow. Right. The type of fabric wouldn't glow, but it was white as all get out. In fact, you matched except under the black light. Under the UV light, it did not glow.
We even had a friend who had like a nylon liner in his shorts. The outside of the shorts didn't glow, but the insides did. So he could flip his shorts inside out around the leg and they would glow. And this is why I buy stuff and I have a black light. So when it comes to the door, I immediately put the black light on it.
And if it doesn't glow, I mean, you try to figure that all out online and you do your best by reading the reviews and stuff but sometimes you just you don't end up with something that glows it looks like it might glow but it doesn't yeah and i didn't check the shirt because i just assumed that it was white and it would have glowed but apparently not so glowing night was was a little more low-key we a lot of dancing, but people were a little more exhausted that day from their excursions. I was ready to go because I had been relaxing all day. So it wasn't as big a turnout, but that's okay.
You know, people rallied and they came out to the pool that evening and we decided we wanted to make a play date with our texas friends yeah so we did so we did we're like tonight's the night let's do it back to our room so we danced we flirted and we left to go dance somewhere else. Yeah. And if you want to hear all about that story and one other story, which we'll tell you about in a little bit, you have to listen in on our Patreon to get all the juicy details. Yes. YouTube.
And we don't put that stuff on YouTube so we can keep the channel up they won't they won't let us oh and if you haven't noticed ed's shirt if you're watching on youtube a lot of people really like our original logo su shirts but we we do have a new logo actually this one's not available anymore we did change the logo yeah that. But we have some fun ones also where it's not so in your face. Although I don't know if people would be able to look at that and go know what Swinger University is. They'd have to read into it.
But the interesting thing with that, a bunch of the people who showed up this week had our shirts on, which was super, super cool. And it was fun showing up to dinner and going, I know that shirt. So, appreciate all you guys buying the shirts and supporting us. It was fantastic to see my art running around all over the resort and on excursions. And it was fun. It was fun. Super fun.
And we tried to make some of those shirts not so in your face so you could wear them in public and right kind of wearing a secret in front of everybody upside down subtle secret pineapple yeah okay can we talk about october for a second oh my god yeah i've been waiting for this we were invited to be guest speakers for two engagements on a six-star crystal cruise ship with 310 lifestyle couples and it sails from Montreal to Boston during the peak foliage season I'm super excited and honestly I'm really nervous yeah it's kind of a version of like a swinger ted talk that we're gonna have to do oh my god i know and more importantly if you know the brand it's llv luxury lifestyle vacations you may have seen them and they're sexy playmakers with They're fun red hats.
This ship, the Crystal Symphony, is classy. Butler service for every single room, Michelin rated restaurants, full spa, clothing optional, sensual playrooms, like everything, theme nights and international DJ. So it's luxury and nudity. Oh man, this is going to be great. The bottom line is we want you there with us. It's 310 couples and like all their vacations, they book up fast. They really do. Their vacations are extremely popular. So please come with us.
and in order to find it all you have to do is go to our swingerlinks.com and look for the llv sensual voyage we hope you'll join us all right we are on thursday now yep yesterday so yesterday was a planned excursion to Manuel Antonio. And Manuel Antonio is an area of Costa Rica. It is also the same name of the park, the national park that they have, which I think is second most popular park behind Machu Picchu. Right. So it is very popular, very beautiful, and extremely diverse. They have eight or nine ecosystems there.
And the, oh my God, the life and the vegetation that we saw there was phenomenal. This is the second time we have done that tour. And I learned even more, even more. I saw things I hadn't that tour and I learned even more, even more second time. I saw things I hadn't seen before and I learned even more than I did before. Yeah. The, the, not only the wildlife, cause there's, you know, there's cool little crabs, purple crabs down in the mud. There's a possibility to see crocodiles, which we didn't see any. And caiman, howler monkeys, copachin monkeys, the white-faced monkeys, they call them.
But plants, like all kinds of crazy plants, and the guides are really good at telling you what the plant is good for and why it's important to the ecosystem and what the monkeys do. There's these spiny little seed pods and the monkey, it's called monkey brush because the monkeys have been seen using it as a brush, brushing the fur of each other. Yeah. It's crazy, super crazy. Pretty damn smart.
In fact, the capuchins are, they said their intelligence is at the level of a seven-year-old human because they use tools and some of the other behaviors they've been able to measure as that type of intelligence too. Yeah. Fascinating. Yeah. Fascinating. I learned all kinds of things about bananas and pineapple. I was actually wearing my pineapple hat that day, and then he pointed it out. Right, right. He's like, look at her hat. Look at her hat. See this pineapple up here? And I'm like, eh. So we learned all sorts of information about all that.
We'll save some of that stuff for you guys to discover. Yeah. Yeah. Then the tour was over. It was a good tour. It was about two hours, two and a half hours. Yeah, it was pretty lengthy, but it's a long hike all the way through to the beach and then a hike back to the other beach. So it's kind of out on a, like a peninsula. Through the jungle, yeah, along the beach and then back. And when we got back to Manuel Antonio Beach outside the park, that's where all of our lunch was waiting. We'd all had it pre-ordered. We even had our drinks pre-ordered.
So our alcoholic beverages were there, our food was there, and you had the opportunity to reserve a cabana or an umbrella. So we did the cabana, so that was ready. So all we had to do was sit down, chow down, drink our drinks, and enjoy the beach. And then you did an excursion from the beach. Yeah. I decided to try surfing. I've tried surfing one other time in my life and it was in Santa Cruz and it was on a really small board and it was with a friend of the family who'd been surfing his whole life. So with a wetsuit and the wrong board and everything, it was a terrible experience.
Like I couldn't get up on the board. So I said, I have to try again in warm water where I don't have to wear a wetsuit and see if I can do better. And they put me on a long board this time. And I got up every single time. Didn't stay up for very long, but I got up, which is, you know, which is important in the lifestyle and surfing. Yeah. Oh, I see what you did. So it was a good experience. I ate a little bit of seawater, which is bound to happen. My ribs are bruised a little bit from banging down from the top of the wave when I was going out.
But I had a good time, and I think I would try it again in tropical water, so maybe in a Hawaii situation or maybe next year again in Costa Rica. Before we talk about the theme night that we had that evening, I want to talk about the other excursions that everybody else did. Parasailing. I don't know if anyone did the banana boat. No, I don't think anybody did. Which is this little tube you sit on, they probably drag eight or nine of you around the bay with their little jet ski. And so it's fun. You get to be in the water and float around. Bouncy ride.
And then you did the surfing, parasailing parasailing banana boat what was the other one i think that was it i think you could have rented jet skis but we didn't do that ah yes so a lot of options and a lot of fun um that everyone had doing you know fun stuff yeah the couple's, uh, parachutes was actually the bat signal, which was fun. And people were calling him, kept coming up to him afterwards and saying, I'm calling him Batman. And he didn't know what it meant because when you're parasailing, you're looking this way at the boat, the parachutes behind you.
So you can't really see it, But everybody on the beach knew that it was them and knew that they had the bat signal behind them. Oh, funny. So that was a fun little joke that everybody played on them. So by the end of that day, people were exhausted. And let me tell you, when we got on the big bus, that was nice and air-conditioned, and we all had water. Basically, we gave a little announcement and said, good night, sleep well. And so we all reclined our seats back and I had my headphones, put on some music and went to sleep for about an hour and a half.
It was the drive and we landed here at the resort, showered off all the salt water, got rid of all the sand, and then we all ended up in the pool, which was fun because that had a theme of it's a wrap. So, you wear your fancy pool wrap or whatever, guys wear them, girls wear them, and it's on for about five seconds and they jump in the pool naked. I mean. Right. Right. It's a very short theme. Yeah. Because everybody wants to get naked. Right. And, you know, Costa Rica can't bring a lot of, I mean, you can bring a lot of stuff, but you don't want to wear a lot of stuff because one, it's hot.
And two, you want to be naked. Once again, I packed too many clothes and didn't wear, well, I wore more than half of them, But there was a pile of clothes today that I realized I had not even remembered were in the drawer. I think I packed just the right amount of clothes, but I overdid it on the toiletries. And here's why I say that.
You could go into town and get at the store anything that you run out of and they have a woman here at the resort that is like your uber for anything right you need ammonium at 80 you need ibuprofen you need alcohol you need whatever you need you pay her she goes and gets it and brings it back right right i mean it is amazing yeah it's a great service that the yeah the resort provides i love that option because sometimes you don't want to you're having fun and you don't want to get dressed and go into town and taxi i mean it really is a five minute ride but still i'm all about having things delivered to me so that was absolutely absolutely then it was dinner and we had i think that night we had ribs yeah ribs so it was tasty some finger food so people got uh fueled up again and back down to the pole and people were raring to go yesterday yeah so there was a there was a discussion early on in the day about strap-ons and the different styles of strap-ons and the different hardnesses and a couple of ladies wanted to try a few things out and there as things started to warm up later in the the time, one of the airbeds on the side became a demonstration of sorts.
Yes, people were being recruited. And if you want to hear all of the juicy details for that, you'll have to tune in to our Patreon episode. Sorry, folks, can't spill all the tea here because it's YouTube. But I will say, once I saw action happening over there at the bed, I beelined it from one side of the pool to the next. I never swam so fast. One, because I love to watch. And then I, of course, wanted to participate. So it was a very, very good time. Yeah, we wrapped up the day in style. Yes, we did. Yes, we did. And I think, sadly, that is it for now.
For Costa Rica 2023 Swinger University Resort Takeover. Yes, but stay tuned for the full wrap up after we get back. Yeah, well, I'll spend more time behind a computer than I wanted to this week and we'll splice together a bunch of stuff and weave a story and kind of recap the whole thing, our highlights. All right. Thanks for tuning in. Till next time. Oh, one last thing before you go. If this episode helped you in any way, the single best thing you can do to support the show is leaving a rating and review.
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