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And use our code at checkout. And you guys, if you have any questions about the event, the resort, or what to expect, just reach out. I mean, we're here for you. We're happy to help. So once again, TicketForPlay.com forward slash Swinky, the code SwingerU-VIP. We really want to see you there. Welcome to Swinger University, your horizontal enrichment program, offering you the naked facts about swinging. Here are your hosts, Ed and Phoebe. Hi, this is Ed. And this is Phoebe. All right. we're on our last day of the cruise.
We're actually sitting in Coco Cay, and it's raining outside, so we can't really get off the boat. So we're going to record our last episode while we're waiting for the skies to clear. We'll see. We're here all day day so we've got plenty of time so what happened yesterday what happened yesterday well are we going to announce that we have some oh we do have guests in the studio and and by studio i mean our cabin um on the boat yes so what spectators we're being watched right now some voyeurs yes we'll be the exhibitionist oh my goodness I don't know.
spectators we're being watched right now some voyeurs yes we'll be the exhibitionist oh my goodness they're making funny funny googly eyes at us and of course we're recording naked because it's much better that way absolutely absolutely yesterday was all pool day which we mentioned was going to be and back to back i mean literally in the pool but also oh yes the pool parties were back oh yes and the pool was so full that as the day progressed that water got it was a little murky i i like to think that it was sunscreen. Yeah, it probably was. But then, you know, after they did the...
Okay, so they did a bunch of games during the day. We had multiple games with prizes. Yes. So play silly games, win fun prizes.
Yes, and I will get into how the water got gross later with one of the other games yeah i almost forgot to talk about but i just remembered because of gross water yeah but anyway aside from the water and the pool i'm a crap ton of people were at the pool the conversations were great the networking was fabulous everyone was there so if you want to network and meet people yeah absolutely have to be at the pool whether you like crowds or not whether you like noise or not or the sun exactly but you got to be there so i'm sunscreened head to toe i have on my hat i have on my sunglasses and i almost brought my earplugs because the noise does somewhat bother me but there i was because that's where the action is so what was the first game that we played oh are we talking about the games already I think so we're gonna talk about seats first oh seats because it's so crowded there were so many people there so how do you know I come up late how am I supposed to get a seat uh I didn't get a seat just shoved my stuff under somebody's butt it happens so if you've met someone on the boat hopefully you've got friends that got a seat ahead of time and then you can stow your stuff or if you made a connection early on you recognize them and you say hey can we yeah right stuff our crap underneath your chair and people are friendly enough too they make new friends exactly exactly so there's an opportunity so don't don't you know just don't be shy ask if you can never be shy yeah okay games game what was the first game it was the first one we watched was the Jerk-O-Meter.
I don't know what they called it. I don't know either. But they had the counter, the door counter, where they click little clickers. Yes. And the men and the women were at as many clicks in like 30 seconds as they could get. Yes. So it looked like they were masturbating. Oh, my God. But it was fun. And everybody cheered. And there was lots of clicking going on, people pushing their buttons. And one guy cheated because he was masturbating at his chest. And that doesn't count. He may have had a very large clicker. And that he could have masturbated at his chest. It's possible.
But it's cheating because he won. Anyway. Maybe not. Oh, maybe not. You know, that's just sometimes people are gifted that way. Yes. All right. And then they had the Peter Meter. Peter Meter, yes. I participated in that one. That was interesting. You did. And yours did not fly off into the pool like some of them did. Nope. That was hilarious. They put pedometers with hair ties around your cock and balls, and you had to flip it to trigger your steps. I tried a little side-to-side technique. You did? I saw that? I wasn't sure if it...
I almost needed a trial run to see which technique was better. Right. I switched techniques in the middle. You know, sometimes that's important to switch techniques in the middle. Yes. Sometimes you want to stay with the same motion because it's working. But I wasn't sure if it was working or not, so I tried to switch it up. But you did good. You got up into the high 80s, 87? Yeah, yeah, 87. I beat the guy next to me. Yep. But there was another guy who had, like, 10 more than us. And then in the next round, the guy had, like, 100 clicks. Right. I don't know how he did it. He was.
He was working. Roadrunner. His poor wife. I'm glad you can't move that fast i'm much more of a slow pace yeah oh and then let's see oh they had the did you see the the um whipped cream one this is how i saw something with whipped cream being thrown across the pool yes but i didn't see what happened so Thank you. The whipped cream one. I saw something with whipped cream being thrown across the pool. Yes. But I didn't see what happened. So Phoebe, tell me. Okay. So I'm assuming I didn't have the best shot, but I'm assuming the men were on one side and the women were on the other side.
So the women on the other side got the shot. They did.
They're supposed to catch the whipped cream i don't know maybe it's called catch the jizz whipped cream yes air quotes yes yeah and so the the partner would launch the whipped cream across the pool and this one this blonde woman oh my god she's very athletic face oh yeah so she you're supposed to catch it with i think there was different goals one in the face one in the mouth or something i'm not sure exactly all i saw i kept watching her the first time she launched through herself into the pool and this huge glop it looked like the entire container of cool whip wow smacked on her eyes nose and forehead her so her whole face was just white and then bam into the pool it was hilarious so she won she got a point for that and then the second time was she actually caught it in her mouth so she's she's diving.
She's launching's flying over the pool over the pool you see the whipped cream you see her mouth you see her going for it she's going down you're thinking she's not gonna get it she's not gonna get it she gets it she gets it about a foot off the water goes into the water comes back up opens her mouth whipped cream everywhere another point did you get her room number no i didn't dang it that was a fail so sexy that was fun and hence why the pool was very um extra sugary and cloudy after that which is yeah just got worse good thing they clean the pools every night well yeah but then there was several hours to go after that everyone was in the water that's fine well because the next game after that oh yes then the next game was the car wash which was so much fun car wash was great so i wanted to be part of that for sure yes phoebe loves rubbing up and down on naked people i do so that was nice so there was probably 50 to 70 women lined up on two sides yeah yeah about that Because you need brushes on one side, you need brushes on the other side.
You've got to get front and back. Exactly. And then the men go down in between. So the staff was having, I think the staff was really getting into it. They kept, I got baby oiled about eight times, and then they'd come by with water and squeeze the water, and that happened about six times. Of course, there was a little bit of... Someone was enjoying moistening your breasts. Yes. Yeah, the staff really liked that. I can imagine. And then, so the guys would come down. And then they did get stuck in the center. There was a clog. Yes. It was the women who would, like, stop them.
And they'd,'d like start humping their legs and they start stroking their dicks and then i came through the line way too early you did because i i was i think number two in line yes and if i'd waited yeah women would have been way more more foreplay would have occurred yes and then i would have been involved in more of the action. For next time.
Notes for next time notes for next time and for listeners don't be first through the car wash right but they were saying the staff kept saying this is the longest car wash ever like it's never taken this long and us at the end of the line i'm like i have to pee i have to pee i need to hydrate and so so they had us pulling the guy's arms through the line they're like pull his arm pull his arms or pulling his arm and then the women so terrible because they got stuck in the middle right and getting stroked so they're hard so the women are grabbing their penises and pulling them down oh my god it was so funny i was laughing if you or another swinger has been injured in a car wash please call 1-800 for your personal injury attorney exactly exactly so that it was a lot of fun oh my god i was a mess i had that it was fun the oil took like forever to get off washes to get out but it was absolutely worth every second of it um there were big prizes for the winners uh i it was hard to hear through all the noise and music what the prizes i didn't i knew they were significant um but i don't didn't catch all of you know what was yeah there were stays at at certain places so i think uh secrets hideaway was was one it was like a weekend trip to secrets hideaway all expenses paid kind of a thing so yeah yeah decent prizes hundreds and hundreds of hundreds of dollars yeah so yeah so it's always it's always fun to play with the games yes and free t-shirts they gave out free t-shirts later that day at the pool so we got a few of those tossing t-shirts at people yes uh what else oh and i missed the um the seminar from dr simon yeah dr simon with the o shot and the p shot i know the time it got away from me it was so much fun at the pool that 1 30 or 1 came and went and boop i missed it two margaritas later and a car wash and there you are yeah but i will follow up with that research and give you that give everyone the information on the o shot and the p shot that'll be a different episode after pool day we got dressed showered dressed and it was fetish night fetish night yeah so it was vampire slash fetish they kind of do these like dual pronged themes so that you can kind of twist it your own way and a lot of people dressed literally as vampires i mean there was even a vampire hunter with stakes oh i missed that and then a lot of just other people in leather and leather and leather corsets crazy and then the dildo like the strap-ons lots of strap-ons yeah wandering around i guess because it's a women with fetishes i didn't think of that as a fetish but yeah i can't fetish or fun fetish or fun yeah so there was a lot of that that was pretty sexy uh and then we met um some new friends at the scooter bar for drinks we did some new old friends We'll see new old friends.
They were early, um, they contacted us when we first published our episodes and, and kind of offered our, you know, congratulations on, on releasing and encouragement. And that was, it was neat neat to to run into them and actually have a conversation with them and the conversation went so well at the schooner bar that we ended up having dinner with them and having an even longer conversation with them and it was illuminating to say the least oh yeah and gave us a lot of things to think about yes so. So we've got some pondering to do. Right.
Right down to, and maybe we just do a little description. Which is not in our notes. Nope. We're going off script now. We're going off script. Bum. What do you look like, Ed? I'm 6'4", and Adonis, no. So the commentary was, you know, people listen to us all the time on the podcast, but they don't know what we look like. And, you know, we're reserved people, and we hide our identities, so no one knows what we really look like.
And we some descriptions from from our our friends that uh we thought we would dispel some some potential myths yes about what we look like yes so i'm i'm average build athletic um cyclist cyclist five nine dark hair dreamy brown eyes sometimes with facial hair sometimes hair sometimes not but yeah i'm i'm a pretty average sized person um you have all your hair side yeah i have all my hair i have a head of hair, even at the age of late 40s. Yes. And you wear earrings. I wear earrings, and I am pierced in several places, which is sometimes fun. Yes. Ooh, that is a lot of information. Yeah.
How about you, Phoebe?
I am, well, I was 5'7", but i think i'm five six now i am in my early 50s i have red hair i have an athletic build i guess or curvy what would you say athletic with curves in all the right places yeah so five six one forty five oh let's just give the boobs let's see boobs are depending on the bra 34 let's see i always have to think about it 34 g or 36 f yes phoebe has very large breasts yes uh size eight shoes in case anyone wants to send me some shoes and what else oh let's see background background has been mostly analytical jobs accounting jobs assembling of information and organizing information with lots of deadlines.
So think about accounting fields, paralegal, um, executive, you know, assistant jobs like that, where you're keeping track of things and highly detailed and very precise job. Yes.
So that, that's the nerdy side of me i like details and behind the scenes yeah which makes this podcast a perfect fit and and i didn't talk much about what i do but um i have an art background a graphic design background all the logos that we do for our work and all that i do that stuff yeah because i enjoy it and it's fun so there's the uh about us episode that we were going to do later but now we just did it now so there you go all right so where are we at now promenade oh dinner sorry oh yeah so we have dinner and we we covered that a little bit yeah um we had dinner with our friends and it was like i said it was great and they gave us a lot of things to think about in terms of wherever we want to take the business is it a business what are we doing with it pros and cons of a business pros and cons of businesses the potential fallout from turning it into a business and what that can mean in terms of relationships and business relationships and animosity from other podcasters and things like that.
And I was just blown away because we're in a little bit of a bubble because we're West Coast. We don't really interact with, with very many podcasters but this cruise we've interacted with i think seven different podcasters in a week which was more than we've interacted with in the last two and a half years since we've been doing this so it's been a busy week it has been a busy week and super fun and well worth it so after dinner we decide to troll the promenade uh try and break phoebe's feet yeah almost succeeded six days of high heels is taking a toll on her as all women will attest. Yes.
And lo and behold, we meet, we run into a couple that we had. Well, we met one of the, we met the husband. That's right. Up on the, at the pool party. He was, he was admiring Phoebe's breasts. And Phoebe decided to introduce herself to him. Oh, yes. In her very Phoebe way. Yes, yes. And so there they were in the promenade. And so we started having a conversation. And about two minutes in, they said, well, we have to make it.
We have to confess that we're podcasters and we went dun wait that's one two three four five six seven holy crap didn't even know they were on the boat no hadn't heard of their podcast before no but uh we're we're going to start exchanging tech and stories and maybe doing a coast-to-coast cross-broadcast kind of a thing. Yes. And since we've mentioned all the other podcasters, I don't think that they would mind if we mentioned their name. No, Mixed Nuts. Yes. So we'll be checking them out. And their podcast is unique because they're a biracial couple.
And that's what they bring to the podcast is they're, as I know it, there are no other biracial couples. And maybe there are, but that is their thing. That's what they wanted to kind of focus on. Yeah, that's what they want to focus on and talk about.
And so they have some really nice and interesting perspectives um from you know from their experience in the lifestyle perspective we couldn't possibly have exactly great oh my god such nice people so great to hang out with them the conversation was amazing so easy to get along with and super sexy yeah we had some we had some good fun conversations with them we did and then after that it was off to the playroom Thank you.
get along with and super sexy yeah we had some we had some good fun conversations with that we did and then after that it was off to the playroom but now yeah yeah up on the the top deck when the rain was coming in a little bit of a breeze and still warm and sexy so here we are on a bed looking up at the sky and it's raining and you're fucking on a bed and you're on a boat i'm like i'm fucking on a bed in the ocean on a boat with the rain i'm like this is who does this we do we yeah and and you too could uh experience this if you book on the bliss cruise and just make sure you let us know you're gonna be on absolutely and we will we'll let you let us know you're going to be on.
Absolutely. And we will let everybody know we're going to be on, too. All right, everyone. We have a day at Coco Cay, and hopefully the sun is out. So we're going to sign off and see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into today. Yep, because today is the last day of trouble. oh oh we just got flashed by our studio audience and on that note we are definitely signing off now before you turn off our podcast to take care of all the vanilla things pulling you away, please reach out and give us a review.
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