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Today we're talking about day four and five. We didn't record yesterday. We recorded late and then we got busy. Yes. And then we got busy. Yes.
And then yesterday we spent the day away from the ship yes we'll talk about that as we get into it so Phoebe what did we do so on day four we we gave you some of those details but we didn't give you dinner and evening so we're gonna talk about dinner and evening of day four so instead of going to the main dining hall that night which we have done every night since we've been on the cruise we decided to go to the wind jammer which is the buffet area yeah for their dinner and it was it was well worth it it was french night and the food was fabulous in fact i think i'm gonna go to the cafe for the remainder of the trip because i just like the choices in the cafe yeah typically we've had some some pretty good choices you know i think that the buffet area is maybe underrated by most people or or you know not thought of as being very nice.
It doesn't have the atmosphere that the main dining room does. And so if you do want something that's a little bit more formal and dressy, then it's definitely there. Yes.
Plus, yes, and I also know why I like going to the formal dining is because you dress up in your theme so everything that glitters or yes not really the glow per se because that was a little too casual for that night but it doesn't really matter you you get the opportunity to wear all your sexy dresses whether it's for the theme that night or not right and it's fun to dress a little bit of a parade exactly exactly so one one advantage of the the buffet um this morning for example there was a woman walking around in a very sheer dress well it was actually just a shirt and that was it so we had uh full vaginal exposure in the buffet oh because it wasn't buttoned all the way down?
It was just blowing and she was just... Just flashing the vag. Flashing the vag. Which you won't see in the dining room, but you might see it in the buffet. Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome. Love it. All right. So glow night. Oh, my God. So much fun. It was so much fun. Oh, my God. So much fun. Everybody went all out. The predominant color was yellow. Mm-hmm. I would say 60%, 70% of the color. Yes. Some glow paint, some crazy wigs, some cotton candy and troll hair.
Oh, and there was one gentleman who had like a glow you know mouthpiece thing grill and he was led flashing oh my god and eyebrows did someone have glowing eyebrows or yeah it looked like it we like walked past a woman who had like led implants in her woven into her eyebrows or something. It was crazy. It was crazy. And then talk about the hat. Two of these hats that people were wearing. Oh, they were LED signs. And so one guy had his and his wife's name. Yeah, like Bonnie and Clyde, room number 11-300. Bliss Cruise 2021. Yeah. And it was a scrolling LED hat, which was super cool.
And then there was another woman, Tiff. Tiff. From Sapphic Swingers. Her hat had a message on it too and it was it was actually really easy to read it was very clear and distinct just said horny so i didn't see that oh my god that's so funny so we knew what was on her mind that That was... She's hilarious. Straight up obvious. God. Yeah, and these were black... Baseball hats. Baseball hats. So I had some structure. I'd have to look for something like that. Oh, yeah. That would be cool. What else? What else was there? There's a lady with a corset.
It was like a boned, like a framed out corset dress. Right. It was like the understructure from like a vintage dress. Yes. It wasn't vintage. Right. But it was strings of LEDs along it. So it had this like glow cage around her. Yes. In the shape of a bustle. Yes. Oh, my God. So cool. So gorgeous. There's two women with that.
with that one had a upper piece yes to it that had a collar that went up around the neck and down to the to the bosom area and then the other one just had a half that started from below the bosom down and phoebe has already called dibs on one of the burning man style capes that has the led strings yes sometimes kind of turn into wings oh and we cannot forget the two jellyfish that showed up oh my god this couple had made a costume that had an umbrella hat with streamers of like uh cellophane yes with leds kind of dangling off of them it was awesome it was it wasn't tacky looking at all it was very gorgeous it was perfect it was it was amazing it was amazing and then uh oh what else there's something else that was really fabulous of course people had light up shoes anything that lit up one guy had one of the t-shirts that like it was a mickey mouse dead mouse dead mouse sorry oops and he would the lights would uh dance to the music dance to the beat yeah um gosh there was something else oh there was actually a woman with wings lit up wings yep huge wings that she could move around people with um what are those it was like a whip and she was moving it around it was like a little string leds like fiber optics fiber optics yeah that was really fun oh my gosh i think we covered most of it but yeah lots of glow paint um and the the cruise hosts had provided glow sticks for everybody oh yes different lengths and so everybody had glow sticks and was all you know bedazzled with with glow sticks and they had different djs playing and the music just kept getting louder thank goodness i brought my earplugs and wore them because everyone that's leaving this cruise is going to get free hearing aids because holy crap that was pretty loud and it was outside so loud but it was it was so much it's so fun yeah we danced for i don't know at least two hours super super cool it was such a blast oh and then right behind us oh we had a twerking contest going on yeah we call it a contest but there was no contest no that woman was yes hot she was back there shaking her booty and it was oh it was awesome amazing it was so great i was trying to take notes i'm like okay her leg's moving like this her waist is moving like that and then i get distracted by your ass moving and then i'd have to start all over again i didn't see anything but ass and then when she was done with this particular song because she was she was going for several songs all of the people in our row because we're it's a stadium style so there's a stage down below, which was very crowded, and then the stadium.
Yeah, like an amphitheater. Exactly. Allowed for dancing. There was plenty of room to dance in there. And then way up top, people were dancing, too. So she was down with us in this, you know, in the, quote, seating area where there's no seats.
and we all turned around and gave her a nice applause she's standing oh she was smiling and nice to give her a standing oh oh yeah that would have been beautiful black woman oh my god oh she was gorgeous luscious she was very luscious what else about that that was yeah we were we were there with our groupie friends and taking it all in dance on the night away and had a fabulous time yeah it was really really fun really fun after the glow party all which was still going Ed and I and our groupie friends decided we needed some rejuvenation different kind of fun a different kind of fun so we went back to the room we got freshened up and we had heard that their balcony needed some resurfacing yeah yeah it's too dry It was a little dry.
Yeah decided to moisten it up a bit so we're happy we're happy to go over there and assist them with that yes so that was a lot of fun we spent some time with our friends had a fabulous time looked up at the clock and it was 3 a.m and we all decided holy shit we need to go to bed but it's so it's so interesting our friend said you know uh he said i feel like i'm fading and then i have sex and then all of a sudden i'm rejuvenated again and i can keep going and i and i go yeah isn't it great you just the adrenaline the hormones the all the euphoria and and all of a sudden you're just you just you're you're awake and you're like you have no idea what time it is and that's shortly thereafter that's when we looked at the clock and we're like oh man it's three a.m we should go.
Yeah, the realization, too, is that the shore day the next day was actually an hour earlier than it was on the previous day. Oh, yeah, that's right. St. Martin was at 8.30 when the boat docked. It was roughly 8.30. And the next day was going to be 7.30. So here we were. We'd stayed up until 3. We were going to have to get up in, like, four hours to get off the boat. Thank you very much. Thank 7.30. So here we were. We'd stayed up until 3. And we were going to have to get up in like four hours to get off the boat. We did not do that. No. At all. No.
But we did decide to get up at 9.30, 9.15 or so. Scrubbed and cramped a little bit and then had some breakfast. Met everyone down around 10, 30, 11. We eventually got off the boat, headed into town, tried to find. We tried to walk to the scooter place. There's a scooter place right outside. We had decided, hey, let's just ride scooters around the island. That would be kind of fun. It sounded great. Great plan. We walked outside where the first scooter place was, and all we found were shrubbery. Shrubbery. No scooters, just shrubbery. So we've gone out of business. Oh, that one. Oh, right.
Then we walked back into the terminal, got on a taxi. He took us into town and dropped us off at the first scooter place that we saw. And as they used to say, how many scooters you got, man? They had zero working scooters. Not not a single one.
When we walked into the lot, it was like one of them was up on its kickstand with no front wheel another one was missing a windshield and no seat yes everything was like yeah dilapidated is is probably being generous yeah it was very broken down it was busted so we took the next closest thing which looked exciting which was right next door which was a gondola up to the top of the mountain so the highest peak on the island and that was kind of cool which i still i'm not sure if that was truly the highest peak because that was a really short ride and now that you mentioned that we didn't see the other side of the island nope It was not the highest that was not the highest no they sold us a bill of goods they did it was about a dollar fifty a minute for a 20 minute round trip ride right if that but we did have some very strong cocktails at the top of the hill and we had some great conversation absolutely That was fun caught in the rain that was nice connecting with our our friends and uh building that relationship a little bit more yep and meeting new swinger friends on the way up in the gondola yes who were in the same taxi with us she was so funny she she was just very forward this other woman this group of four i don't know how she started it oh i think she asked what ship we or taxi with us she was so funny she she was just very forward this other woman this group before i don't know how she started it oh i think she asked what ship we were on right and then when she knew she's like oh you're you're our kind of people and so we said how'd you know she's like i'm not shy i just ask she's like what is what is what have i got to lose and i go you had that vibe to you yes you guys also had the vibe looked at us or something like that right Thank you very much.
She was like, what have I got to lose? And I go, true. You had that vibe to you. Yes, you guys also had the vibe. Something about the way you looked at us or something like that. Right. It was the way we said, come on into the van. Right. Get on in here. Definitely not the Disney cruise, which we drove past. Oh, no.
so the day was really nice and we oh my gosh the day went so quickly honestly and we we rode the gondola back down and then we decided holy shit we better get our asses back to the boat we had like 45 minutes to get back to the boat we flagged down a taxi and our taxi decided he had to to stop in and get dinner on before he went home and so here we are sitting there going tick yeah the boat's leaving in like a half hour we're yelling our friends like this guy's in there getting hurry up he's getting like chinese food yes at takeout yes and he gets back and he's like i'm back he only took like i think Thank you.
our friends like this guy's in there getting hurry up he's getting like chinese food yes at takeout yes and he gets back and he's like i'm back he only took like i think five minutes it was pretty fast yeah he kept his word got us back to the boat on time yep and we boarded and off we went off we went the ship went to sail and then it was time to get cleaned up and we had about oh it seems like we only have 45 minutes even after that to get cleaned up and go to dinner well we were going to go to uh it was babe watch theme oh that must be a a sail away babe watch party i guess it had either rained or something and at three or four when we went down there was no babe watch party we're still not sure if it's actually gonna happen we have our little red suits and everything but don't know if it's gonna happen maybe tomorrow for coco k we'll see right somehow we missed the announcement um or whatever but there's only a few people walking around in red suits of uh all four of us being a few of the few yeah yeah it was it was uh we were all dressed up with no place to go but at least i wore it i bought it i wore it so check check i walked around the boat that counts got a little snack and uh snack.
And it turns out that on a swinger cruise, where all of us are taking calculated risks with our health, you cannot ride the slide on the cruise ship without a shirt because you might skin your shoulders.
So for safety, we weren't allowed to ride the slide so there you go its face looks so disappointed your face is so funny you're like of all the other risks i could not take this one yeah i know but that's okay there really isn't many people taking advantage of some of these other fun things that the ship has to offer like the slides the wake or wave yeah a handful of people are doing the wakeboard thing and i've honestly i don't even i haven't even seen the rock wall i don't even know where it is I'll see you next time.
wave yeah a handful of people are doing the wakeboard thing and i've honestly i don't even i haven't even seen the rock wall i don't even know where it is okay can we talk about october for a second oh my god yeah i've been waiting for this we were invited to be guest speakers for two engagements on a six-star crystal cruise ship with 310 lifestyle couples. And it sails from Montreal to Boston during the peak foliage season. I'm super excited. And honestly, I'm really nervous.
Yeah, it's kind of a version of like a swinger TED talk that we're gonna have to do oh my god i know and more importantly if you know the brand it's llv luxury lifestyle vacations you may have seen them and they're sexy playmakers with their fun red hats this ship the crystal symphony is classy butler service for every single room michelin rated restaurants full spa clothing optional sensual playrooms like everything theme nights and international dj so it's luxury and nudity oh man this is gonna be great The bottom line is we want you there with us. It's 310 couples.
And like all their vacations, they book up fast. They really do. Their vacations are extremely popular. So please come with us. And in order to find it, all you have to do is go to our swingerlinks.com and look for the LLV Sensual Voyage. We hope you'll join us. It's at the back of the boat with everything else, and it's limited hours.
It's only open from like four on, and I did see a couple people climbing, but it's, you know, like the zipline guy was falling asleep the other night when walk past him so the swingers are doing other fun things exactly and this is kind of what i thought was going to happen was people aren't really here to do those types of things they're here to connect with others and where most people are gathering is where they're going to be and if most people aren't on the slides or the rock wall or no i mean you can't have a conversation with somebody on a zip line or when you're you know riding a flow rider or you're going down a slide like those are solo activities and and they're fun right but they're they're not really what people are here for.
And so the next boat that they're going to charter probably won't have those because they're not really utilized. It's not worth it. I don't know that they're going to influence the decision. I mean, really, this is just a floating party barge. So, I mean, if there were none of those activities available, the cruise would go on just as it is. And if they had even more activities, the cruise would go just like it is this time. They'll go with whoever gives them the best deal because they're business, which makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. And the boat size is, I think, what they were really going for.
Yeah.
Because it would hold the largest amount of swingers ever right on an ocean going voyage and we didn't hit that number i don't know think although we probably we probably did uh because there are 4,000 4,500 the numbers have kind of varied a little bit but that was about a thousand more than on the last ship that we were on so still a lot of people yeah but not six thousand then we had dinner right we went and had dinner with our friends we had sushi at the sushi restaurant it was okay yeah sushi was sushi was good uh sake was really good sake was good and a note about that a lot of the restaurants um any of the extra restaurants the ones that you pay an up charge for require reservation and they're hard to get so you almost have to book those ahead of time or like right when you get on the ship and that goes for the comedy club which is a smaller venue there's limited seating we haven't been able to see any of those shows matter of fact we haven't seen any of the shows this whole week.
But I will say we could not get a reservation through the app, but we were able to walk down there and ask in person if they could get us in, and they did. Yeah, our friends had a reservation for two, and we were able to basically glom onto their reservation. Right. We all got to sit down. But I noticed that even when we were eating for that hour, hour and a half, it was not full. And so I think what happens, too, is a lot of people make reservations. They just don't show up. Don't show up. So I say take a chance. Just go down there and your chances are pretty good that you're going to get in.
Yeah. And the other consideration might be that they reduce the capacity of the restaurant for COVID. But that doesn't seem to be a consideration anyplace else on the ship. So I don't know. It's not a thing. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. Hmm. Just guessing.
Well, last night was animal theme night and somehow i just kind of failed with that i think it was vague in the original theme announcement it didn't say when the theme was happening right and some of the themes have been like daytime themes and some of them have been kind of nighttime themes so like the babe watch thing was a day party and i thought the animal was a pool party theme but it wasn't it was a night yeah because it was supposed to be on the first day if i remember right from the original yeah nomenclature that got sent out so anyway we were ill prepared yeah i didn't have a a big costume for it i had a an animal print bathing suit which would have been fine because a lot of people are wearing lingerie or bathing suits in fact we saw a woman in the sushi restaurant in a animal print thong bathing suit type thing yeah it was perfect it was perfect it was very sexy so it would have been fine if i wanted to walk around in that which would have been great but we were tired from the day we didn't get our all of our sleep and it had been a long day.
And I was cold for some reason. I was feeling really chilled that night. And I just wanted to get warm and snuggly with Ed and watch a movie. Yeah. We cuddled in bed for a little while. Yeah. So we didn't get to see all the fun animal costumes last night, which was kind of a bummer. But we're going to try and grab our friends, our groupie friends, and maybe we can fill in some of the animal night theme breakdown from them.
Maybe they'll tell us a story about how their night went yes because they stayed up yeah they they have they have uh asked to observe and you know we're all for supporting exhibitionism we we much prefer group activities so if we get them in the room maybe we can get them to speak a little oh my they'll be doing they'll be doing things in the background that's gonna make me lose my focus i just know that i know distracting boobs they're like that they're really good at that and now today here we are on day six yeah yeah day six getting ready and all day long there are pool parties and giveaways and so secrets resort and hideaway castaways and topless travel are all back-to-back pool parties they have their own time slot and giveaways with the dj etc so we're going to be hanging at the pool most of the day which will be super fun there's a seminar i want to go to by dr simon he talks about the o shot and the p shot so the o shots for the women the p shots for the men and from what i understand and some of the research i've done before on this and one of my friends that has actually had the O-shot, they basically take some of your blood, your own blood, and they spin it, spin out the, I wish I could remember, a certain property in your blood.
And they'll do this also for athletes, too, so to help heal an injury like a neat knee or joint type thing and they'll inject your that property that they've spun out of the blood back into that area and it like quickly heals it or rejuvenates that area so for the women now i don't completely know where they're injecting i've heard two different things and this is why i'm going today because i need to figure out where they're injecting it where are you putting that thing for the men i don't know where they inject it where on the penis i don't know where they inject it but for the women i i'm not sure either i've heard two like i said one they inject into clitoris which i'm like fuck no you're not stabbing me in the clitoris Thank you.
but for the women I'm not sure either I've heard two like I said one they inject into clitoris which I'm like fuck no you're not stabbing me in the clitoris and then the other place I heard was in the g-spot so but apparently it's phenomenal from what I've heard like orgasms off the chart for a good three months results may vary right speak to your gynecologist exactly now it's hard to find someone who's certified or really good at this a lot of people say they can do it but they're not necessarily trained or had the right training So I would encourage you to find out what that is and hopefully i'll have more information to share with you tomorrow about that so i am excited to go to that today at one o'clock and yeah talk about that tomorrow that'll be fun yep and tonight is fetish night vampirous style is how they're labeling it.
Yeah, so leather and vinyl and whips and chains. I'm not going vampire. I didn't do black wig or bring any fake blood or fake teeth or long nails or anything. I'm just going BDSM style. Slinky, buckly. Yes. Leather buckles. Leathers on the wrists and leather choker and, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Sexy. Yeah. Sexy. So, we will let you know how that went tomorrow also. All right. Okay, everyone. Thanks for listening. Before you turn off our podcast to take care of all the vanilla things pulling you away, please reach out and give us a review.
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