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we're recording episode four day three of the bliss cruise yes so excited this is the fourth or fifth time we've attempted to record this particular episode we went and had some dinner we're gonna try again here we go yesterday after we spent time in the pool with our friends there was a all girls or all women meet and greet started off at the bar drinks conversation topless travel was there and they well some of the representatives were there And they were there with their toys, dildos, strap-ons, uh, uh, rainbow dildo, uh, vibrators, one called the snail and the other one fantasy for her.
Yes.
And so I immediately put out a text to ed and said look these up because i might need these so they were getting passed around in the bar and it was creating quite the stir because people were anxious to really try them out because we were just pseudo trying them out on like our leg or arm or hand fondling the devices yes so the vibe and the energy was great in in the room with all women it was it was uh it was really something special then we all went down to the playroom and within five minutes people started getting busy and i don't know if everyone knew each other or half of them knew each other but women don't mess around apparently it's just straight to business it was straight to business it was awesome i sat in the back for a while and watched because it was it was something something definitely to take in and see i'd never been in an all-women playroom so it was it was wonderful to just be an observer for a little while um you know the energy in the room is almost indescribable because the it's so different from a regular playroom that I I'm not sure how to put words to it, but it was so wonderful.
Well, you were describing, um, there were, there were women in the room and this is not uncommon who were hard comers and you had described, and I'd heard another woman describe that they were, the room was cheering when they finally achieved orgasm. Oh, yes. So it was like, it was like a group effort. This is like, oh my God, this is, this part, this comparison is not sexy at all, but it reminds me of, oh my gosh. You know how way back when women used to gather to do quilt, sew quilts together? Right. And that sense of community of women and bonding. That's what it felt like. But over sex.
With dildos. And dildos. Yes. I am way more into dildos than quilts. So we've've come from gathering together making quilts to gathering together for our own pleasure yes so much better it was wonderful it was great um the play went on for about good 20 30 minutes before topless travel came back down with the toys and they had a whole station set up with how you know the toys and a place to clean them and they brought their own music and so women got to try these toys out and so we got to observe and cheer and it was fabulous i they're gonna have another one.
So can't wait I can't wait to go back so I didn't play until I was about ready to leave and then this beautiful brunette walked up to me and said you're not leaving yet are you and I said well I guess not so she led me to the bed and we had a very fabulous time. She was very soft and sensual. And this woman was just top notch. She was amazing. It was a fabulous experience. Yeah. You had described it as being very sensual and touching.
And it wasn't like straight to to action it was more like lots of buildup and lots of yes sensory she had a technique and i really liked it really liked it and it was great so this kind of set up the um the date for for later in the evening because you know the women is the the gate to to to the the pair right so if the women connect usually that connection also gets to you know follow through naturally it tends to follow through with the man not always but so and that's what happened later in the night, we were able to get together with her and her husband.
And we had a play session in the playroom. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. It was fabulous. It was fabulous. So then after the girls meet and greet, which I highly recommend if you're ever on a bliss cruise and they have it again, you need to do it. Or any place. Yes. Dinner. We went and, oh, whoa, let's see. We got dressed up. We were preparing for dinner. So it's all that glitters or all that sparkles. I can't remember the name. Yes, yes. I was dressed in a nice suit, and Phoebe was dressed in the dress. Oh, yeah. The infamous dress. Yes. I love that dress. The notorious dress.
Everybody loves this dress. I love this dress. It's very unique. It caught a lot of comments. Yes. yes it was so fun completely see-through the sparkly victoria's secret panties that have the the rhinestones on the the hips so you could see those through the dress it was amazing it was so amazing in fact that when phoebe stepped out of our cabin into the hallway, one of the LLV girls that is staying next to us, so Luxury Lifestyle Vacations, for those of you who don't know, came out at the same time. They locked eyes and... We screamed, actually. Oh, my God! Yeah. You look so gorgeous.
We complimented each other. was awesome so it was so funny i don't know what it was about it you know that energy sometimes that you have with with certain people and we we walked out the door it was at the same time and then we just snapped our heads and looked at each other. And she looked amazing. And I looked amazing. And we just went, ah! And then I'm hugging her. And she's hugging me. And then we're kissing. And then we're taking her down the hall to. I walked out the door and got kissed, too. It was fantastic. Oh, did you? See, I already forgot about that.
I could see why too it was it was fantastic i was like i could see why she was i was she was quite stunning i was blissed out oh my gosh this woman yeah so we took the elevator down with her and she continued to to give us kisses occasionally and oh my gosh she's so great phoebe had uh lipstick on her on her bosom if i remember right oh yes from her lipstick marks yep and then uh we invited her to to hang out with us if if her particular group wasn't as exciting and we'd be happy to entertain her yeah twist my arm just she uh she said if i knock on your door later you should open it of course phoebe and i looked at each other.
Why wouldn't we? Right. She didn't knock. We are still hoping that one of these nights she will come knocking on our door. I suspect she was. Well, I have to wait for her because she is working. So I don't want to interrupt her. I can't interrupt her work schedule. Her sleep. So I have to be her special. But she can interrupt our work schedule. Anytime sleep so i have to be her but she can interrupt our work schedule anytime so that was fun and then uh oh my gosh then we went to dinner networked with more couples met a fabulous couple from utah yeah oh my gosh so friends of friends. Yes.
Talk about the Utah swinger community. Yeah. So some close friends of ours had met them on a cruise years ago, and they lived in Utah. And so anytime they're driving through Utah, they always stop by and say hi. So they introduced us when we were at the bar. What's fascinating is Utah, for those of you who do not know this, is a fairly conservative state. That's a mild understatement to say that they're fairly conservative.
What's interesting, though, is that there's a, a according to them a huge underground swinging community they describe two to three house parties a week so mind blown yeah mind blown ultra conservative state totally repressed so the only thing i can figure is the more you repress people the more they will find ways to get out yeah and break the rules because they're just you you just can't contain people's natural energies yeah and usually when they break they like break way off yeah i described it as like one of those stress balls you squeeze it and what happens when you squeeze it really hard it like shoots out the top and the bottom yep so there you go yep swinger community is huge there which brings me to the real important lesson here networking is critical oh yeah because if you don't have clubs or you don't have hotel takeovers or you don't have anything that's publicly advertised, how are you going to find out about this stuff?
Well, you're going to have to meet another couple. Yeah. And then they're going to tell you about their friends and they're going to tell you about their friends and you start building, and then you hear about a house party, and then you get there. Right. And it's it's more underground in our area because our area in Sacramento, parties will get published on SLS or Cassidy. House parties will. But there they do not at all.
In fact, these people went as far as to say that when they want to hold a house party, they really struggle at trying to pick who they're going to invite because they know so many people, they don't want anyone to feel excluded, and yet they can't open their house up to 50 people because, one, they don't really want to, or they don't live in an area where it could be more on the down low right so they have to be a little cautious and so they struggle with yeah having 25 cars show up on your block kind of throws a red flag on the neighborhood especially on a regular basis right so i was fascinated by just how many choices they have like a rolodex full of people they could just I'll see you next time.
regular basis. Right. So I was fascinated by just how many choices they have, like a Rolodex full of people they could just pick for the party. I'm like, what? Oh my God. Yeah. It sounded great.
And it was encouraging to hear that, you know, even if you did live in a more, you know, remote rural area that there's still opportunity to experience the lifestyle so it's great and we love hearing stories about that where how people are working the system yeah i'd love to hear more feedback for from people that are in other states like arizona or north carolina south Carolina there's a oroma there's a few of those like mid middle states that are saying well at least several years ago probably a good seven eight years ago that there really wasn't anything around which is why they'd always go to the resorts or to the cruises yeah and i'd heard the same thing about um for virginia um and i'm trying to think of it yeah no it was virginia i had a co-worker who moved out there and we'd considered you know because housing was fairly inexpensive at the time and i looked and i asked questions of a few people they're like oh no there's no there's nothing no swing scene there which of course immediately threw that off the market you're like oh can't move there nope Thank you.
People are like, oh, no, there's no swing scene there, which, of course, immediately threw that off the market. We're like, oh, can't move there. Nope. After dinner, let's say we went, oh, they had a party. Yeah. In the main promenade. Again, I love it. I love these parties in the promenade. So great.
DJ, dancing, lots of photographs of photographs yes by those professional photographers yeah and that's another tip for for the cruise they have they have back uh backdrops backdrops um and flash photography and the whole nine basically like you know it's like school pictures professional photography and it's great now because they're all on a kiosk and they key in your room number and so you can go look at your pictures anytime you want oh we should go do that yeah we do need to go do that yeah um about midweek and we start picking our favorites and things like that yes but what's cool this time is it's all digital so you don't have to go through like a wall of actual printed photographs they're not printing them out like they were before you had to paw through them and find the ones that you wanted so it's kind of kind of way better yes during that dance we ran into the owners of llv yeah we were introduced by um another ll I'll see you next time.
that dance we ran into the owners of llv yeah we were introduced by um another llv oh actually i think it was our midnight visitor that has yet to happen rob's gonna say roommate but she's not quite the roommate but she's right next door yeah and her friend who instantly gave me the same greeting, but even better. Plus 100. Yeah. Because first, I got... She kissed you. Did she kiss me first or did she... No, she went for the nipple first. Yeah, she just pulled your top to the side. She pulled my top aside and went... And she said, may I?
I don't even remember that i she asked me permission i said yes yes please it was all a blur i was like all of a sudden i'm getting my nipple sucked in the middle of the promenade by a hot sexy woman another hot sexy woman so yeah that was super fabulous and then of course i got to kiss her and you got to kiss her and then we got to meet the owners and i didn't even know i met the owners and because it was all a blur and my head went so fast spinning and this this is this is the stuff that you talk about that we talk about about you know when you're playing with someone you're not high on on alcohol or drugs but you get this adrenaline rush or all the other hormonal rushes i can't i'm at loss for words right now because i'm so excited thinking about it dopamine it just starts to flood your system you just go yeah then my i didn't even know i i remembered i met them and and this is just this one escalating girl girl thing that phoebe's been she's she's on this roller coaster right now going up i am so with all these girls so from the playroom to the neighbor next door to the other yeah so we'll see what happens by the end of the week it's gonna be kind of interesting it's it's been interesting so far it's been really fun it's been really fun oh and then after that after the dancing then we did we went to the playroom with our friends.
And we had a fabulous time. And then. after the dancing then we did we went to the playroom with our friends um and we had a fabulous time and after that it was basically bedtime yeah because we were in port the next day and we wanted to get uh get a little bit of extra sleep because we docked at 8 39 ish and it's It's hard to get up that early when you've been up till 2 or later. Yes. So we tried to be good swingers and get some rest for the next day. And so we got up, and we went to town. San Martin. Yep. And got in a taxi and tootled around the island and learned a whole bunch of stuff.
Yeah. Crazy stuff. I know. A lot of history. I really liked our guide. Colonialism, slavery, plantations. Yeah. All kinds of crazy stuff. Yeah. It's interesting.
It's a fascinating island we did hit one beach um and ran into um tiff and rachel yep um it was so funny because everywhere we go they're there and i'm gonna go like every time i'm sorry we're not really stalking you it's just of course she said she loved stalkers so there you go okay well we'll try a little harder then but this beach was crazy because and and i guess it's a it's a thing like people go to this beach specifically because there's a runway that runs right up to the road which runs right up to the beach and these are small roads this is like a two-lane road yeah and the the runway is at like head height you know you're're kind of at the same level as the runway.
So these jets land low over the beach. As a matter of fact, our driver was telling us the chain link fence that separates the road from the runway was actually used to be a six foot fence, but now it's a four foot fence because a French airline at some point hit it with the landing gear and tore it out, and they just decided to leave it short. That's how low these planes are flying. I know.
And what's funny is as he's telling us this story, there's a plane coming in, and we're in a passenger van and i'm going we're taller than four feet but i saw him hurry yes he did move us off of the road and he's like oh i've got a few minutes before they get here yeah you already knew that's how but yeah it was uh it's a wild and crazy thing so if you want to get blown on a beach that is one place to go oh it's not the good kind of blown though oh it's more of like sand blasted by a jet engine yes all right sexy people we're gonna sign off and we will give you another update tomorrow oh before we go tonight is glow night so we'll tell you all about that get our glow on yeah although it's it's been raining on and off, a little tropical storm thing.
And it's supposed to be outside. So we'll see. So we'll see what happens. Worst case, they bring it inside, and maybe they don't have as many glow lights, but they'll have fun. Actually, the promenade's fully lit up with black lights, too, so who knows? Maybe they'll just reconfigure. As long as they smash people together, I'm happy.
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