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Which was a little confusing writing the outline because of the numbers. And honestly, I'm not really thinking that hard while I'm here, which is great. It's great. And too, the elevators have the days of the week that change on the floor in case you forget. Yes. For everyone who's super, super drunk and doesn't remember what day of the week it is and how many days they have left, they can just look in the elevator on the floor. It's awesome. It's a brilliant idea. Only on a boat. Only on a cruise ship. So yeah, yesterday's theme was Marty Traw so a little ménage a trois kind of play on words.
Yes. And everyone, oh, my God, everyone dressed up so great. It was just fabulous. The costumes were phenomenal. It was anything from your traditional Mardi Gras to what the hell is that? It's cool looking, almost like Halloween. Right. Way off. And then the women who dressed like Carnival. Yeah. With the feathers. Vegas showgirl style. Yes. Big feathers. Lots of beads and bedazzled. Beads, butts, and boobs. Yeah. Yeah. And a couple had surprises under their outfits where they weren't wearing panties. Oh, yeah. Just beads, which is very fun and exciting. It's so nice. Oh, my God. I'm so sexy.
Yeah. Lots of lots of sexy people. And they had this event down in the promenade, so it was big and open, and it was like, you know, imagine an outdoor mall, right? And so it was just people just going back and forth.
There was a, reminds me of Boulder, Colorado, Pearl Street Mall, where they had, they used to have the mall crawl for Halloween, and people would just go up and down and up and up and down you know just like cars right it's just people doing the cruise you're just cruising up and down the mall so that's what we were doing just going back and forth and back and forth and then you know more people came and more people came and pretty soon it gets so crowded that you you're bumping into people and you're apologizing and then you're you know oh hi what's your name oh what's your name oh what are you doing you did it yep that's what i love about the crowds not that i'm a real fan of crowds but the crowds pushes people together with any good party as you know the more crowded the space it it pushes people together it forces you to communicate and interact yeah we we met so many people and introduced ourselves and they introduced themselves because costumes are costume costumes are conversation pieces absolutely you you really do draw people out to talk and have that conversation with you because right and it was mardi gras themed so people were handing out beads so what right do you get for beads and you get a flash automatic uh conversation starter right because you've got to say hey i love your costume you know show me your tits and you get some beads kind of a thing right so you're forcing people to actually interact i know not in a non-consensual forcing sense of the word but yeah there's this one woman she was so sexy she she was dressed rather conservatively but she was super flirty and she was giving ed the eye and she's like so i see you have beads yeah and ed only had about like five on his neck there's're just decoration.
And she's like, I do things for beads. And she's like, oh. Flashed me a boob. Like I made the connection finally and was like, oh. Oh. Here. She had very nice nipples. Yeah, she did. She had nice nipples.
She was having fun in a very kind of quiet form quiet but but like flirtatious and direct it was it was hot i was digging it yeah she was cute she's fun who else did we meet oh my god so so we get to check off a few from our our bucket list so to speak oh my gosh we met everybody and then we met some more podcasters which is super cool we actually feel kind of isolated being all the way out on the west coast um it seems like most of the podcasters are in other parts of the world yes and so we we ran into um sapphic swingers again last night and then then we ran into Two Hot Wives.
Yeah, we got to meet them for the first time. That was fun. And their husbands. And then got to talk a little bit with them at the pool, their husbands. Yeah. Or one of the husbands. Yeah, I think it was Em's husband was talking to me.
And we didn't get a really good introduction to them with, like what we were saying with mardi twa everybody was running around and and mingling and it was hard to have conversations it was a bit loud so we didn't get introduced to the husbands but we'll we'll make up for that exactly exactly they were sweet girls it was so nice to meet them and have a conversation with them yes they almost look like sisters that's crazy maybe they are sisters not that i know of okay so and then towards souls were there and then we also heard that oh and we we met them we met towards souls right so we've been playing instagram tag with them yeah they were in south beach at the same time as us and and were like within a 100 feet of them.
But we didn't know them. They were at the Bacon Bitch that we tried to go to that was too crowded. But they did. They weathered the storm. They weathered the line. They got in. They got their breakfast. They recorded some video. It was awesome. Yeah, it was pretty cool. Nice little segment. And you can check it out on their Instagram story. Yeah.
And then we heard from them that there's another podcast here called foreplay and we haven't yet to meet them yeah we haven't run into them yet they're new for us they're new i hadn't heard of them yet and then of course swinger diaries is here and we haven't met them yet so hopefully tonight yeah everyone's there all kinds of people so apparently the november cruise is the cruise to go on because there's so many people here. Right. And so we'll paint the picture. We did a little bit the other day about, you know, the kind of people that are here.
You know, you've got lifestylers, full lifestylers, no lifestylers, and everything in between. Right. All the different age groups, all the shapes and sizes and different types of cultures. It's a full buffet. Full buffet. And so where was I going with this? I can't remember now.
Interesting people, but sexy sexy people so many so many sexy people i i i i don't know maybe that's the um maybe that was one too many alcoholic drinks before my lunch i don't know i lost my train of thought but that's all right yeah so let's move on to the playroom let's always move on to the playroom yeah so we went last night at about midnight 11 30 yeah about that time we're supposed to meet some people there and and we got there earlier and then we laughed because we were there before them and we couldn't find them so it was this hit and miss so i guess we should have just hung out longer but it was crazy full crazy full i mean i've never seen so many asses and balls hanging off of a bed as you walk by it was crazy it was like ass and balls one do do do all the way down yeah on all these beds it was so funny all the beds were full like he's got long balls he's got short balls he's got big balls he's got small balls he's got red balls he's had brown balls he has white ball all the different balls all the walls it was kind of fun it was like shopping all the way down all the way down and Of course, you know dick was occupied so all i got to see were the balls yeah you get occasional glimpses of shaft but uh but not a lot of it was mostly buried in some sexy woman brief glimpses oh god it was great it was great so unfortunately we didn't get to, we't get to play we're we're still kind of catching up from our time zone change and the red eye flight and a little bit of dehydration and just getting acclimated to everything the horrible hotel room we were in oh my god just trying to get sleep and not sleep and did we tell you guys that there was a cockroach outside no we we didn't mention that but i wasn't going to but i'm just going to i did i said you just did it it was just out of the cockroach yeah we opened the door to leave uh for for breakfast and there he was staring at us from the doorway the door frame looking looking at it and this is not a small cockroach.
This was a good two-incher. Oh, yeah. Easy. This was Texas-sized cockroach. And it stayed there. Oh, yeah, it was eyeing me. People walked down the hall. The people were cleaning the rooms. Cleaning the rooms. They weren't really. Right. Don't ever go to this place. I'm not going to mention the name, but. And then. So, I mean, I think the cockroach actually looked up at us and said, are you looking at me? And of course, I kicked him down the hall because I wasn't going to touch him. No. Yeah. But he sat there for the rest of the time, even when we had checked out.
He was still still there and the cleaning crew had been through the hallway that's how bad that's how bad this place was and it looked nothing like the photos so yeah that was us and it sucked but that's okay we had a place to sleep yes and then ed got a rash all over his body and it was probably from who knows what in the bed i don't know okay can we talk about october for a second oh my god yeah i've been waiting for this we were invited to be guest speakers for two engagements on a six-star crystal cruise ship with 310 lifestyle couples and it sails from montreal to boston during the peak foliage season i'm super excited and honestly i'm really nervous yeah it's kind of a version of like a swinger ted talk that we're gonna have to do oh my god i know and more importantly if you know the brand it's llv luxury lifestyle vacations you may have seen them and they're sexy playmakers with their fun red hats this ship the crystal symphony is classy butler service for every single room michelin rated restaurants full spa clothing optional sensual, like everything, theme nights and international DJ.
So it's luxury and nudity? Oh man, this is going to be great. The bottom line is we want you there with us. It's 310 couples and like all their vacations, they book up fast. They really do. Their vacations are extremely popular. So please come with us. And in order to find it, all you have to do is go to ourswingerlinks.com and look for the LLV Sensual Voyage. We hope you'll join us. Some allergic reaction to the soap, probably. Who knows? Yeah, poor Ed. He had to go to the medical doctor here on the ship and get some shot in your ass. Which seems to be popular this time around on the cruise.
Oh, yeah. So I know we're not talking really about any sexy stuff, but we'll cover this one little emergency. So some poor individual had a medical emergency, and the captain came on and asked for people to donate blood. Right. And then they all, I guess, an outpouring of people came down. Right.
And then later asked for a specialized doctor on the boat if if they could come down so it was quite dire and then the coast guard came this morning and whisked that person away to puerto rico right so felt really bad so yeah it was a it's been a for, for somebody, for one group of people or one couple. Um, but what was really heartwarming about the whole thing, uh, was how many responses they got. And it just goes to show how caring this community is for other members within the community.
Um, we're, we our wives but willing to share our blood type as well and make donations in our time so you know there was a medical doctor that had volunteered to help and that's amazing to be in a place where people who are willing to give so much of themselves. Exactly. So, like we said earlier, it's about day two or three. Like I said, I can't really remember. And we feel like we're kind of hitting our stride. Right. Because of the things I mentioned earlier about time change, time zone, et cetera, et cetera.
Plus, we didn't come with a group we know a few individuals here but we're still hitting our stride and we noticed that a lot of people have come with a group right some of them big groups yeah yeah so it's a little intimidating and this is what people call their clicks and they and we talked about this before about it being a negative thing and i don't think it's negative and i honestly i don't think they're clicky they just know each other really well and they want to get to know each other then and they haven't seen each other for maybe six months or a year right and so they they really want to hang with those people and see them and engage with them and that completely makes sense to me but it is hard to break into those groups but you just have to keep at it if you can get one in the group then one introduces you yeah and everybody's super And, you know, meeting and introducing yourself to people is the best way to kind of break into that click, if you will, that group.
And start to have engaging conversation with them. And who knows what else will happen. You know, if you really click, you could end up with some playtime with those folks. don't be afraid to approach people have a conversation admire their tattoo compliment on their wife right we we had a a gentleman come up to us today in the breakfast buffet well let me let me rephrase that he didn't come up to me No.
I wasn't near no phoebe at the time but he walked up and just couldn't take his eyes off of phoebe and had to apologize for being so forward which he didn't need to do my legs and he apologized to me for admiring my wife and i was like oh don't please admire her as much as as you want. She is very much worth admiring. And then eventually we, you know. Yeah, we sat down and had breakfast with her. Yeah, it was great. And they came with a group. Yes, they did. There you go. So now we know them. We'll see them later. We'll say hello. And then we'll say hello to their group.
Yes, i i do still recommend the seven day cruise because it it will take you those few extra days to hit your stride and acclimate yep to the temperature or time zone etc whatever wherever you're coming from and just that whole decompression and getting out of your head getting out of your mind space of work and day-to-day and kids and all of this stuff that's you know switching over to the fact that i mean people were talking about it today and you the guy at breakfast yeah was saying you know i i don't have to use the same protocol i use in public when i look at someone's ass.
I don't have to be shy about my head following her trajectory, right? Yep. Hope and admiration is encouraged. It's just, and I don't have to be shy about commenting on it. Like, nice ass, nice tits, you're gorgeous. Like, you can't do that in public. Right. And it's so freeing to be able to do that here. So it takes a little bit of, like, switching over your brain. Yes. Yeah. Switching gears. So this time we hung out at the pool a little more today than we did yesterday. Yes, I was actually presentable today. I know. Poor Ed. Poor Ed and his rash.
Great news is I'm on steroids, and the impact of the size of my packs has been amazing in 24 hours.
I'm getting a little more angry sometimes, but I haven't hulked out yet oh god oh my gosh the the only difference about the pool is they don't have our fabulous master party mc we think his name is mike i can't remember but he always has the mohawk mr mohawk man mr mohawk man he always wears the best outfits boob slippers he's got the you know beads or some outlandish outfit and we love him and we loved him on the 2019 cruise because the guy i swear to god had cloned himself and was everywhere we talked about this he was everywhere i felt like he was my personal party guide. Yes.
On a ship of 4,000 people. And he's here, but his role is different this time. It is. They're not doing the hype man thing. I know, and I miss it. I loved it. He's like the mascot. He's the face of the organization. He is the face. And they do. There's a couple other people who are more official, you know, kind of mascots. They do the morning videos and stuff, and they talk about the day. Right. And they're very nice. But you don't get the party sense from them. Yeah. He's the guy that you can connect with because you don't know anybody else.
So, you know, you walk into a classroom, and the the first person you see who's the person you're going to have lunch with that day the first person you had a conversation with right because you don't know anyone else you know that guy yeah so that guy made us feel super comfortable everywhere we went i've only seen him once on the ship maybe because it's too big maybe because he's in a different role yeah and i've seen him i've seen twice. He was in a pineapple costume with his partner. Oh, yeah, that's right. They were like head-to-toe pineapples. That's cute. And then the next day.
Smarty Traw. And he was decked out in the purple gold. Yeah, he was decked out then. And we did see him near guest services, too, at their bead station. And he had his boob slippers on, so that was kind of fun. Yeah. But, yeah, we kind of miss him, and we miss the excitement. And the pool parties. They were doing all these parties and fun games. Yeah, little games and stuff. And competitions. Yeah, they're not doing that this year, unless it's in the solarium, but I haven't heard them announce that. I don't think so, because there's only hot tubs in there.
Yeah, there's that one central, like, really large hot tub. It's like a big circular tub. I don't know if it's a hot tub or a pool, but it's definitely not like a swimming pool.
So we kind of miss the pool party games, but it could be the design of the ship, because there are are pools on both sides there's like four pools and they're split up by bars and walls and and a giant cavern of you know rooms down to the down to the bottom that you could see down there's a canyon in the boat right so yeah that gives you a little bit of insight as to you know kind of the layout i heard that they're not going to use this boat again in the spring or uh or next i think next fall that may not be the same boat um i think they're switching cruise lines we have to check it out we've got some of last year's cruise money that needs to roll over to yeah the next cruise because of covid yeah so mixed reviews with the boat some people like it we've talked with some people today they say they like it because there's a lot of different things to do uh some people don't like it's too big you get too lost right um too too spread out but uh i'm still i'm still oh you know kind of holding back on my overall review last night what was was really nice because they had these big events down in the center promenade which brought people together and there's another one tonight so if they keep doing that that's what i love and that's what's really necessary to bring everyone into the same spot.
Yeah, because having parties spread out all over the place spreads the crowd out. Right. And having that central party, like, everybody has to go to the same place. And all the energy is there. Like, I have to feed off the energy because that's what keeps me going. in about an hour I'm gonna go to a girls thing it's girls only meet and greet and we'll meet and greet for about an hour and then there's some play time for about an hour after that so I I'm looking forward to that. One of my friends has a bag of toys. I joked with her it was about 20 pounds.
And then she laughed and said, oh, it's not 20. And I said, oh, what, 10 then? And her husband is convinced it was an entire suitcase. So we'll see. We'll see. So I'm excited about that. Yeah, that'll be fun. I don't get to participate in that. Nope. All the guys are going to have to stand outside. We're going to go do guy things. We're going to go do the slides and the rock climbing wall and things like that. Yes. Yes. Tonight the party theme is anything that glitters. So we're looking forward to that. And we will let you know tomorrow how that goes. Yeah, formal night.
Everybody gets dressed up in their best. Yep. Super, super elegant. And I'll let you know how the women play went. Yeah, that'll be fun. I hope so. Yeah.
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